Lizards Are Scary

they run this world. don't let them know that u said this

oh i know. one was a foot away from me in my bed last night and i had to sleep in my brother's room

duolingo wje crew

"Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them." -Carl Linnaeus

COOL

why are you describing urself

oh. so its a phobia u have there

alr

I am not a reptile.

we evolved from reptilian creatures

and from pond scum

so...

Keyword: evolved.

We are no longer reptiles.

we still share some dna with them

Everything in this world shares its inocurtyovapkius with the rest of it.

lynx please stfu and get a life

LYNX

leo...

Similar is not the same.

LYNCCC

LYBX

lynx, what are you interested in

UNXN

sry i’ll stfu now

LUBX

YBX

lynx

LYNX

I'm here.

lol

What do you want?

What do you mean?

HIIII

HIHHI

what are ur interests

I don't know yet.

I'm in a sort of mental limbo.

Lynx!

Hello Wade.

LYBC

YOU DIDNT SAY HI

Hey man wsg

Wait, Cosmo, didn't you do immoral and evil things?

no

Why are you still here?

BRO

it was a hoax

Apparently he’s not a pedo

i miss dagger

ALLEGEDLY

I read that you had said evil things to infants.

I hope it isn't true.

infants are best served at room temperature

everyone who is online thinks that im not a pedo anymore (wades just being wade)

Aww you get me

I guess I will believe you.

i was only saying nice things to them

ok, thank you

But I will not rule out the possibility that it could be true.

it was a hoax

Yup

What’s going on here?

cosmo is a 15 year old and he had to dox himself for proof

Nothing.

my friend doxed me

Doxxed*

yo cosmo can u check google chat rq

alr

With peanut oil, or if you like sweeter flavours, mango chutney or something like that

That's cannibalism.

Lynx is there a way I can talk to u privately besides discord?

Probably not.

Aw damn

Oh. Wait.

u could give wade ur number

I don't have a phone.

Lol

Not a personal one, at least.

literally jake

That sucks!

Yes.

Why do you always have low power mode on?

because

Because..?

because why not?

You'll kill your battery doing that.

Just let it charge above 60% or so then use it again.

Hello lynx.

Hello, Ethan.

it saves battery, does it not?

But you can have low power mode after charging it, so you can almost have it permanently

yeah

Do you just like saving battery?

yeah

What are the worst colour combinations?

yeah

wait, amy, did may kill herself yesterday? (the bp one)

Huh

pardon

wade said she killed herself yesterday, but im guessing its an april fools

wade’s dumb

were u here last night?

Potato crisp or potato chip?

I mean the stuff which is like 39% gas in a bag

*43%

the may thing better be a prank

I hope so

Lizards are cool

not when they're in my bed :(

imagine eing lizard-phobix

they can crawl on the WALL

ill tell arson that u have a lizard phobia when she gets on

i can tell her later lol i was planning to tell her in 8th period today

ill try to get to her first

(:<

grr i can just text her

lol

but let her get on for the funnies

she never came to school :(