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    • they run this world. don't let them know that u said this

    oh i know. one was a foot away from me in my bed last night and i had to sleep in my brother's room

    "Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them." -Carl Linnaeus

    duolingo

    oh i know. one was a foot away from me in my bed last night and i had to sleep in my brother's room

    COOL

    Anonymous

    "Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them." -Carl Linnaeus

    why are you describing urself

    duolingo

    oh i know. one was a foot away from me in my bed last night and i had to sleep in my brother's room

    oh. so its a phobia u have there

    Anonymous

    why are you describing urself

    I am not a reptile.

    we evolved from reptilian creatures

    We are no longer reptiles.

    we still share some dna with them

    Everything in this world shares its inocurtyovapkius with the rest of it.

    lynx please stfu and get a life

    Anonymous

    lynx please stfu and get a life

    leo...

    LYNCCC

    lynx, what are you interested in

    Anonymous

    leo...

    sry i’ll stfu now

    Anonymous

    lynx, what are you interested in

    What do you mean?

    Anonymous

    What do you want?

    HIIII

    HIHHI

    I'm in a sort of mental limbo.

    Lynx!

    YOU DIDNT SAY HI

    Hey man wsg

    Wait, Cosmo, didn't you do immoral and evil things?

    Anonymous

    Wait, Cosmo, didn't you do immoral and evil things?

    Apparently he’s not a pedo

    i miss dagger

    ALLEGEDLY

    I read that you had said evil things to infants.

    Anonymous

    I read that you had said evil things to infants.

    infants are best served at room temperature

    everyone who is online thinks that im not a pedo anymore (wades just being wade)

    Aww you get me

    I guess I will believe you.

    Anonymous

    I read that you had said evil things to infants.

    i was only saying nice things to them

    Anonymous

    I guess I will believe you.

    ok, thank you

    But I will not rule out the possibility that it could be true.

    Anonymous

    But I will not rule out the possibility that it could be true.

    Yup

    cosmo is a 15 year old and he had to dox himself for proof

    Anonymous

    cosmo is a 15 year old and he had to dox himself for proof

    my friend doxed me

    yo cosmo can u check google chat rq

    αmy

    infants are best served at room temperature

    With peanut oil, or if you like sweeter flavours, mango chutney or something like that

    Anonymous

    Doxxed*

    Lynx is there a way I can talk to u privately besides discord?

    Aw damn

    u could give wade ur number

    Not a personal one, at least.

    literally jake

    because

    You'll kill your battery doing that.

    Just let it charge above 60% or so then use it again.

    it saves battery, does it not?

    But you can have low power mode after charging it, so you can almost have it permanently

    wait, amy, did may kill herself yesterday? (the bp one)

    Anonymous

    wait, amy, did may kill herself yesterday? (the bp one)

    pardon

    wade said she killed herself yesterday, but im guessing its an april fools

    wade’s dumb

    the may thing better be a prank

    not when they're in my bed :(

    imagine eing lizard-phobix

    they can crawl on the WALL

    ill tell arson that u have a lizard phobia when she gets on

    i can tell her later lol i was planning to tell her in 8th period today

    ill try to get to her first

    grr i can just text her

    but let her get on for the funnies

    she never came to school :(

    Clingy Snow Leopard