Lazy Bums

if you see this you have been gayed 30 seconds to call someone gay or you're gay

What if u don't know any gay people or don't have their contacts (ETHAN)

I said call someone gay

either call

or

legit

say

"ETHAN YOUR GAY"

also wsg jwk

Hyphen ur gay

ah shit

bro

sometimes

when i think abt the cringe shit i said while talking to girls

sometimes?

i wanna kms

eh

what you say fr

it is SO bad

Nobody could tortue that information outta me

like it's bad or just legit cringe bad

why'd you say it then

you think it sounded good.

cringe

or sounded good in you're head

nah bro i wansnt thinkin

it was over chat

gah dam

couldn't be me

😭

you finna regret that shit for the rest of your life

yes

BRO

she desperetly searched

for the slightest

disagreement

gah dam

so she could block me😭

yall friends or sum?

I CANT BLAME HER

or nah

yeye till she blocked

broski got worse rizz then I do

din talk to her since

THAT'S CRAZY

tell me what you said fr fr

I CHANGED FROM THEN ALR?

how long ago was that bro

4...

m...

m...mo

4 month's

...

WELL

I would have regretted whatever you said the SECOND it came out of my mouth

*oogway when he said that* "I blew it"

her pour soul it hurted her physically

it was THAT bad

gah dam

tf did bro say

lmao

here bro take this ok

aight gtg see ya

cya

lmao

u seem chill

so do you

everytime I look at yo pfp from my view looks like some musty mummy fingers or a coffin eh

bro same it does not look like shoes from a far

wsg hyphen

damn he gone again

hello ?

wsp

wsg dap

every ones dead

good

means you'll be bored

and someones actually dying

adios gtg

U BASTARD

DONT LEAVE ME HERE

man fuck dis im talkin wit the germans

later chimps and chumps

howdy

did i just see u in the hallway or a zombie ?

BRO I WANT TO TALK WITH GERMAN WJE BUT THEY QUIET

zombie

holy

shit

EAT ELI OUT FIRST

shit *eat eli first

lol

BRO WHY IS GERMAN WJE SO QUIET ????

where is germany

and what time is it there

idfk

im failing geo

BRO GOOGLE TRANSLATE SUCKS ASS

I KEEP TRYING TO SAY "sorry if im interrupting something"

AND IT SAYS AM I PUSHY ?

FUCK GOOGLE TRANSLATE

BRO ITS SO HARD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy

Ryan doesn't care

Ryan do you care

i didnt see it im talking with the germans

nerd

ryan you don't care right

i didnt see it nikka

how am i nerd for socializing ?

nikka what did u do ?

do u care

no

my turn tho

bro

goofy mofo

,

what

ryan

shut

the

fuck

up

:)

doxxing

where even now lol

yall gay

waza

wazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

hyphennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

crazy

hi cosmeosis

yes

i need money

rob a bank for me

ight they wouldn't dare hurt someone with broken bones

they'll just watch me rob it with a rocket chair right

yes

they would never expect it

ok

IM ON NICOTINE WOOOOOOOOOO

where horse mask hyphen so they think ur a horse

no one thinks a horse shows up to the bank

ok

IM FUCKING HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH WOOOOOOOOO

ur not high

horse rocket chair what else

nicotine doesn't make u high

crippled horse

ight

don't get banned again

gooooooooodddddd boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

weird

crazy

saw nuthin

bro

guess what

I looked away

came back

boom

legit saw nun

saw nuttin

www.youtube.com/shorts/hEp0WRz9Whs

this the type of shit u be doin in games eli

I'm starting to play games less, but yeah I'm good at games

bro if fully stop give me ur ps5

or ur pc

or all yah games

its not a PC

its a 4000$ gaming laptop I got from my dad

if u stop gaming lemme have it nikka

either way i will spam text u to hop on idc

r u grounded?

they wont know about the laptop

ill hide it in my walls

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

i was gonna go to class but then i got high

i was gonna go to work but then i got high

Sup

lol opal def didnt do nico but she on sumin

gimme ur gamin shit eli

jit really want's it

yes he wants

MY

FAT

JUICY

laptop

yes

id kill for it

Bruno mars

I'll actually sell u a VR headset

wich model ?

im getting bored of it

oculus 2

i got it

damn

I want moneymoney

I want a sugar daddy

I WANT A BOYFRIEND WTF :(

I WANT A BOYFRIEND THATLL BUY ME STUFF

eli is u actually giving up on gaming ?

age doesn't matter tho

like

21 and younger wife me up

maybe

u what men call a gold digga

nooooooooooooooooo brooooooooooooo

why???

cuz I'm getting more and more busy

no I js want someone to control me and give me money

I'm bout to get a job

have you never once been busy or bored

where

yes thats why i game

I'm looking

HJJJJJJJJBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBl

dominate sugar daddy ah

yes pls

Panda Express pays good

tbh

lemme know where u work

16-21 hmu

well well well

ight bro

16 wild

WELL WELL WELL

lmao opal thought of it too

they pay Abt 22 to good workers

22 and hour

WHAT

an*

deadass

ELI GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

no?

eli im going to bother u at ur job

BUY ME hELLO KITTY STUFF :((((

my order fidda be a bucket of orange chicken

thats

not how panda works

that's how it's gonna work

idc gimme a bucket of orange chicken

no? only things I buy r 4 my gf

I gave her hello kitty plushies two weeks ago

www

WHAT luckyyyy

opal likes uuuuuuuuu eli

lmao

NO I DONT

NO I DO NOT

LMFAO

kms

I DONT LIKE ELI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA

I DONT LIKE ELI WTF

sure sure

IM LITERALLY TALKING TO SOMEONE RN

but fr tho I spoil my gf

I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON ELI

ok i beleive u

yeah u do

"hey princess~"

lol

wild

where my stuff lol

nah I js take her places and pay 4 everything, and get her gifts

I spent 140 on her for val day

u missed 14 of my b-days dad

that was a joke lmfao but like yeah that's pretty cewl

where my presents ?

does ur gf know about wje

... don't ever say cewl again bro

ur jelly of her

nd me

she has my Chromebook password lol

not rlly

NIKKA WHAT ????

my chromebook password is LanaDelRey123

jkjk lmao

WHERE MY PRESENTS ELI ?????

he's lying

HI ETHAN

hi

eTHan

hru

bad

asf

HOW COME ETHAN GOT A SUGAR PAPA ????

tf you say

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why

he has ebola

Eli , is it hot in this class?

no

^

no

dude

call ur aunt

so u can go home

it was nice seeing you

yeah u look like ur dying

but you need rest man

I cant

wait I thought he had a mom

he does

work trip

she cant pick me up

I see

Jamaica

wait Ethan when is ur dad getting outta jail

she died in the war

he alr out

and that's not the 1 btw

fire bro

ion got contact w him

wtf u

my dad and mom are js chill

I'll peg Ethan

lore drop

no homo

ooooooooooooo she like uuuuuuuuuuuu

my peenar is 100 inches long

his gf said she would peg him

i know

MY BOYFRIEND IS NAMED

Larry.

...

fucking larry ?

scary larry

break in story

shut up bitch

awwwwwwwwww bitch - scary larry

gah dam

no its a refrence

one time I was jorking my peenar

and then

Larry walked in

wtf sounds like a scary story

so you jorked together?

one day on a night like this one

yes bro no homo tho

i was jorking my shit

its not gay if you love your homies

then

oh god

larry walked in

dundudun

lmao

he then progressively cupped my balls

and popped them then ate them

LMFA

LMAO

LMFAO

LMFAO

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

was thinking that fr

no way I'm getting the shivers back

Let me tell you the story when the level 600 school gyatt walked passed me, I was in class drinking my grimace rizz shake from ohio during my rizzonomics class when all of the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy, past my class. I was watching kai cenat hit the griddy on twitch. This is when I let my rizz take over and I became the rizzard of oz. I screamed, look at this bomboclat gyatt

hey eli b-day comin up so if is giving up on gaming there this wierd thing on my b-day list

what

I'm keeping the laptop

wild

so I can play ready or not

DAMN IT

jkjk

i aint greedy

imma give u Ryan a butplug for ur bday , whilve shivering

for now

ready or not here I "come"

wtf

IMMMA FIND U

"and take it slowly"

ready or not is a really cool swat game

damn

oh i was thinking of body cam

Ready or Not is an intense, tactical, first-person shooter that depicts a modern-day world in which SWAT police units are called to defuse hostile and confronting situations

youtu.be/wtaQcJdIuKM?si=iWJ8nekEYuehixY2

ok ethans got me a butt plug what u got me eli ?

Ethan said he would give u a blumpkin

what u got me ?

A GF ?

impossible

lol

i know

call her

fucktard

i cant

I'll buy u water in 4th

ight?

ty

what ?