Jokes vs Riddles

they should make a best jokes ever website

RIDDLES ARE NOT THE OPPOSITE OF JOKES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

real

You’re a synonym of a joke

damn

Actually Matt wanted to name the site "gutewitze" (good jokes) instead of "schlechtewitze", but I was already taken, so he decided to name it "schlechtewitze". Since the English site came after the German one, I think it was named after the German website.

hiiii

yay

Hiii

it was*

ok but i see the moon so SHUSH

My knuckled are bleeding, they cracked

oh shit

how did they crack lmao

Dry skin

my skin is very dry

I spent the last 2 hours attempting to unclog a toilet

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

thats a lot of hours

I didn’t do it straight, I took breaks and watched YouTube

whose your favorite youtuber XD

Speaking if YouTube, I’m gonna go fall asleep to an asmr video

bye bye

Nighty night

Byebye

Good night

good night

Sleep well

yus

make better sleeping descisions than me XD

MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO FUNNY

like its actually goofy

It's weird

i never sleep

i got two hours of sleep today XD

I see I see

how do people sleep

I don't know, maybe just lay down and then close your eyes

MaYbE

But I'm not sure, just mAyBe

thanks for the advice

anyways i gotta go now, school is almost out and i have to do some after school thingy

byeeeeeeee

You are welcome

:D

Byebyeee Leooo have a great day, take care and be safe <333

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Bro...thought you had changed.