Jokes vs Riddles

they should make a best jokes ever website

RIDDLES ARE NOT THE OPPOSITE OF JOKES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

real

You’re a synonym of a joke

damn

Actually Matt wanted to name the site "gutewitze" (good jokes) instead of "schlechtewitze", but I was already taken, so he decided to name it "schlechtewitze". Since the English site came after the German one, I think it was named after the German website.

hiiii

yay

Hiii

it was*

hiii

Hiii Leooo, good afternoon to you

thanks you too :DDDDD

Thanks, it's morning here

nuh uh bc synonyms are irrelevant rn

help the wje lore 😭😭

HI FLAPPY

FLAPÖY

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wsg leo

wsg sah

Hi! I'm Leo's friend :D before you guys attack me this isn't my actual face it's Haerin from NewJeans. Whats up

why u assuming we gon attack you😭

not much lol hru???

we aint rabid dogs

im alrr

I'm still sick, how about you

Speak for yourself! I snorted pizza

I wasn't apparently face reveals are banned here so I wanted to be careful

awhh

Anyways, I'm going bye!

Hiii Leo's friend

no morning practice tmw :D

Byebyeee cya later

YAYY

wtf????

youre special tho

Pizza as in, the souls of innocent children.

SAH SAH DISC

I am concerned for you, and I still think you are Wade.

OKEOKE FLAPÖY FLAPÖY

FLAPÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖY

AHQHQHAHAHAJAJA

flapoy

That’s the third time today someone has called me Wade

Flaboy

i am not flaboy

Jk

I NEED A NICKNAME FOR U SMH

Ofc you are not Flaboy

i have my suspicions

Nicknames are fun

You are Flaboi

U GOT FLAPOIEY OR HWV U PRONOUNCE IT

I’m wanted for murder

my nickname IS leo

My nickname is Aubergine

Hold on

Ahhh, okay okay

nice

eggplant*

wait aubergine if you say you like deadpool your wade o-O

BAHAHHS

Perfect!

I don’t

hmmm interesting

FLAPÖY

youtu.be/7MgoPB4UokQ?feature=shared

For you

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My nickname is officially Eggplant

yummy

eggplants are yummy

The other eggplant

I don't like them

i was kidding fuck eggplants

WHY IS IT PRONOUNCED "UUUURGHHH"

i gag whenever i see them

NO ITS Ö

my little brother eats eggplants religiously tho

Practice it FlapÖÖÖy

FLAPUUUURGHHY

How many has he eaten in the last week?

WHATS MY NICKNAME -__

i have no idea, but he ate a lot

You said, that your nickname is Leo

All white guys? Or some blacks? Indians? Asians? Indonesians? Russians? Japanese?

eggplants have no race

i dont think you get the joke

i get the joke

Your little brother religiously eats dicks

do you

i have no idea we never speak to each other rlly

Mhm

yuh

hru sah

I'm good, how about you Leo

im bored

Aren't you at school

yus

it ends in 13 minutes

Which class do you have

Yayyyyyyy

math :(((((((((((9

the moon is so yellow right now

Ewwww math

its so yellow

its YELLOW yellow

I can’t see the moon

i hate math

loser

i can see the sun :D

I only see blood.

from who

Mine

what are you doing buddy

ok but i see the moon so SHUSH

My knuckled are bleeding, they cracked

oh shit

how did they crack lmao

Dry skin

my skin is very dry

I spent the last 2 hours attempting to unclog a toilet

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

thats a lot of hours

I didn’t do it straight, I took breaks and watched YouTube

whose your favorite youtuber XD

Speaking if YouTube, I’m gonna go fall asleep to an asmr video

bye bye

Nighty night

Byebye

Good night

good night

Sleep well

yus

make better sleeping descisions than me XD

MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO FUNNY

like its actually goofy

It's weird

i never sleep

i got two hours of sleep today XD

I see I see

how do people sleep

I don't know, maybe just lay down and then close your eyes

MaYbE

But I'm not sure, just mAyBe

thanks for the advice

anyways i gotta go now, school is almost out and i have to do some after school thingy

byeeeeeeee

You are welcome

:D

Byebyeee Leooo have a great day, take care and be safe <333

<33333 byeee

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<3333333

Bro...thought you had changed.