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    • they should make a best jokes ever website

    RIDDLES ARE NOT THE OPPOSITE OF JOKES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    Actually Matt wanted to name the site "gutewitze" (good jokes) instead of "schlechtewitze", but I was already taken, so he decided to name it "schlechtewitze". Since the English site came after the German one, I think it was named after the German website.

    Anonymous

    Actually Matt wanted to name the site "gutewitze" (good jokes) instead of "schlechtewitze", but I was already taken, so he decided to name it "schlechtewitze". Since the English site came after the German one, I think it was named after the German website.

    it was*

    Hiii Leooo, good afternoon to you

    Thanks, it's morning here

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    You’re a synonym of a joke

    nuh uh bc synonyms are irrelevant rn

    Anonymous

    Actually Matt wanted to name the site "gutewitze" (good jokes) instead of "schlechtewitze", but I was already taken, so he decided to name it "schlechtewitze". Since the English site came after the German one, I think it was named after the German website.

    help the wje lore 😭😭

    Flappy.

    help the wje lore 😭😭

    PQAGAGQGGAHWHW

    Hi! I'm Leo's friend :D before you guys attack me this isn't my actual face it's Haerin from NewJeans. Whats up

    why u assuming we gon attack you😭

    Flappy.

    wsg leo

    not much lol hru???

    we aint rabid dogs

    Flappy.

    wsg sah

    I'm still sick, how about you

    Flappy.

    we aint rabid dogs

    Speak for yourself! I snorted pizza

    Flappy.

    why u assuming we gon attack you😭

    I wasn't apparently face reveals are banned here so I wanted to be careful

    Anonymous

    I'm still sick, how about you

    awhh

    The Esteemed One

    Hi! I'm Leo's friend :D before you guys attack me this isn't my actual face it's Haerin from NewJeans. Whats up

    Hiii Leo's friend

    no morning practice tmw :D

    The Esteemed One

    Anyways, I'm going bye!

    Byebyeee cya later

    Flappy.

    no morning practice tmw :D

    YAYY

    AubergineMan83

    Speak for yourself! I snorted pizza

    wtf????

    AubergineMan83

    Speak for yourself! I snorted pizza

    youre special tho

    Anonymous

    wtf????

    Pizza as in, the souls of innocent children.

    AubergineMan83

    Pizza as in, the souls of innocent children.

    I am concerned for you, and I still think you are Wade.

    Anonymous

    I am concerned for you, and I still think you are Wade.

    That’s the third time today someone has called me Wade

    I NEED A NICKNAME FOR U SMH

    AubergineMan83

    That’s the third time today someone has called me Wade

    i have my suspicions

    U GOT FLAPOIEY OR HWV U PRONOUNCE IT

    Anonymous

    i have my suspicions

    I’m wanted for murder

    Flappy.

    U GOT FLAPOIEY OR HWV U PRONOUNCE IT

    Hold on

    AubergineMan83

    My nickname is Aubergine

    Ahhh, okay okay

    AubergineMan83

    My nickname is Aubergine

    nice

    AubergineMan83

    My nickname is Aubergine

    eggplant*

    wait aubergine if you say you like deadpool your wade o-O

    Anonymous

    wait aubergine if you say you like deadpool your wade o-O

    I don’t

    Anonymous

    eggplants are yummy

    I don't like them

    i was kidding fuck eggplants

    WHY IS IT PRONOUNCED "UUUURGHHH"

    i gag whenever i see them

    Flappy.

    WHY IS IT PRONOUNCED "UUUURGHHH"

    NO ITS Ö

    my little brother eats eggplants religiously tho

    Anonymous

    my little brother eats eggplants religiously tho

    How many has he eaten in the last week?

    AubergineMan83

    How many has he eaten in the last week?

    i have no idea, but he ate a lot

    Anonymous

    WHATS MY NICKNAME -__

    You said, that your nickname is Leo

    Anonymous

    i have no idea, but he ate a lot

    All white guys? Or some blacks? Indians? Asians? Indonesians? Russians? Japanese?

    i dont think you get the joke

    AubergineMan83

    All white guys? Or some blacks? Indians? Asians? Indonesians? Russians? Japanese?

    i have no idea we never speak to each other rlly

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    I'm good, how about you Leo

    Anonymous

    it ends in 13 minutes

    Yayyyyyyy

    Anonymous

    Which class do you have

    math :(((((((((((9

    the moon is so yellow right now

    Anonymous

    math :(((((((((((9

    Ewwww math

    its YELLOW yellow

    Anonymous

    Ewwww math

    i hate math

    AubergineMan83

    I can’t see the moon

    loser

    AubergineMan83

    I can’t see the moon

    i can see the sun :D

    AubergineMan83

    I only see blood.

    ok but i see the moon so SHUSH

    I spent the last 2 hours attempting to unclog a toilet

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

    I didn’t do it straight, I took breaks and watched YouTube

    whose your favorite youtuber XD

    Speaking if YouTube, I’m gonna go fall asleep to an asmr video

    make better sleeping descisions than me XD

    MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO FUNNY

    like its actually goofy

    i got two hours of sleep today XD

    I don't know, maybe just lay down and then close your eyes

    But I'm not sure, just mAyBe

    anyways i gotta go now, school is almost out and i have to do some after school thingy

    Anonymous

    thanks for the advice

    You are welcome

    Byebyeee Leooo have a great day, take care and be safe <333

    Anonymous

    <33333 byeee

    <3333333

    Bro...thought you had changed.

    Copycat Pangolin