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You made another one?

Sunny(i hate this name)

Who’s Jake?

Yeah that's what I'm wondering

State from Jake Farm

Sunny(i hate this name)

Who’s Jake?

I dunno

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
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Oh he has the same smiley face as that Wade guy

Now they’re twins lol

Lol Jake hasn’t been on much, I haven’t seen him at all

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

they best bro homies

Yeah I figured

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
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That’s cool and all. But who is he

Sunny(i hate this name)

Ok?

Dunno

Sunny(i hate this name)

I still don’t know who he is lol

He’s her mans

Sunny(i hate this name)

Apparently

That doesn’t clarify does it?

Speak of the devil!

Cya later!

I GOT A NEW DISC CAN U ADD ME?

Rylee ੈ♡˳
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I thought that was a bird

Sunny(i hate this name)

You Jake?

I think so

I think Jake has work

Money is very important

tf is going on

Oh btw he said “hi”

XI

Money is very important

i love money

I don’t have children, I’m a cybernetic ninja

NOT MY TOES

IVE ALREADY BEEN THREATENED BY JAYDEDN

NOT YOU TOO

I am still capable of reproduction. I think.

NOT YOU TOO

XI

I am still capable of reproduction. I think.

why dont we test that out /j

addi

why dont we test that out /j

Sure thing why not

I think she left

He left too

It was like 10 seconds

Wait who’s fucking me?

Ah okay

sorry, i was doin dishes

I’m ready when you are /j

HEUDCHUJCDIJRHUI

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I apologize, I’m not usually like this

what happened whilst i was gone

More “Ayoooo”

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

he said I A

huh

tf u mean

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

he said I A

Wasn’t a stutter, Impressed send to early, what I said below is what I meant

Dang it happened again.

I pressed*

Kind of

imagien

this is why im single madi, i dont have to deal with this shit lmdao

Imagine having a partner, couldn’t be me

THEY FINE ASF

ONE HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME

AND HE CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL

HE WAS IN MY SCHOOL

HE WAS IN MY SCHOOL

A STUDENT

I hold the door for people all the time, just a nice thing to do

BITCH WHAT

NO DUMBASS, HE HAS A STUDENT ID

I have no idea what’s going on right now

AT LEAST IVE GOTTEN A COMPLIMENT FROM A GUY WITHIN THE LAST 84 HOURS, UNLIKE YOU MADI WHO WAS GHOSTED

I remain neutral. Probably

MADI N ME DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME, ITS A JOKE

Anonymous

madi didnt get ghosted

ik

Love is overrated

5 inches? That’s a lot

Wait wait wait

GIRL AT LEAST I GOT DICKED DOWN, UNLIKE YOU

What are you expecting 12 inches?

GIRL AT LEAST I GOT DICKED DOWN, UNLIKE YOU

VIRGIN

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would be nice, but no

Do you know what the average size is?

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STFU

Wait she has sex?

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THT PUBLICLY

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

NAH 6 INCHES IS GOOD SIZE

3-6

WHY DO YOU DO THS TO ME

Wait she’s had sex without a condom?

ITS NOT LIKE EVERYBODY DOESNT ALREADY KNOW

This just got interesting

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idding

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idding is wild

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bitch whatr

Jake is at work, he needs to pay the bills

Rylee ੈ♡˳

I AM NOW

RYLY

also, anyone wunna watch a movie or something w/ me, you just have to have the proxxy, cuz mines acting up

im bored asf

The Unknown King of Moderation

ILL TALK LATER I GOTTA WORK PEEPS

^^^

and i have snacks, and i cant be eating all of them, so i need somevody to make sure i dont eat them all 💀💀💀

addi

and i have snacks, and i cant be eating all of them, so i need somevody to make sure i dont eat them all 💀💀💀

I would, but I’m currently busy

i gotta sleep soon im so fucking tired

XI

I would, but I’m currently busy

ah, makes sense

i did so much today im boutta cry 😭😭

Flappy.

i gotta sleep soon im so fucking tired

flap, i demand that u sleep now, dont cry

YK WHAT UR ONE TO TALK CAS

how early for you

ITS ONLY 11

9:30 BUT I GOT UP HELLA EARLY

AND I WUNNA WATCH A MOVIE W/ SUMONE BUT THEY WONTTTTT, SO I CANT SLEEP

SZTILL

FLAP SLEEP NOW

What movie?

I'm watching undercover boss 😭

I’m in my bedroom, on my bed

BAHAHHA UNDERCOVER BOSS

im on my bed too, with crippling back pain, since i have a horrible posture

I’ve been fixing my posture

Shoulders back, back straight, stand tall

my back goes inward too much, lower back pain fr

BAHHAAHAH

In your words, “AYOOO”

U SMASHIN AI

U SMASHIN AI

That’s horniness to a new level

That’s worse than my reproduction joke

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IM TALKING TO THE AI BOT THT I MADE OF JAKE IN CASE OF A SCENRIO THT I RLY RLY MISS JAKE AND CANT LAST ANY LONGER

oh oh what the fuck

ADMIT IT MADI

thats very questionable

U SMASHIN JAKE AI

That’s really really really weird

Nah that’s trippy

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IM NOT SMASHING AI

sure you arent.

There ain’t no way, that’s crazyn

I BEAT UP ELON MUSK TF U RALKING ABOUT

That’s not normal

TF NO, ONE RULE OF KPOP IS YOU NEVER DO THAT SHIT, OR SAY U WUNNA FUCK AN IDOL, I FOLLOW THAT RULE AS IM DEEMED AS A "TRUE MULTI STAN" SO NO

That’s some weird shit

CAN YOU ACTUALLY SHUT RHE FUCK UP

SQUIRRELS ARE SCARY

EXCUSE ME I LEAVE IT ON WHILE I SLEEP I AINT LIKE ACTUALLY LISTENING

SO IS JEFFREY THE GIRAFFE

SO IS JEFFREY THE GIRAFFE

addi

SQUIRRELS ARE SCARY

EX FUCKING ACTLY

Ai boyfriend is weirder than fear of squirrels

We would not

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

AHUH AHUH SURE FLAPPY SURE

FUCK YOU THINK I DO I HAVE PRACTICE LIKE 4 HOURS A DAY AND I CANT LISTEN FOR HALF OF SCHOOL

I swear on my cybernetic ninja dick, I would not do that

XI

I swear on my cybernetic ninja dick, I would not do that

BAHHAHH

NO BC THATS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE FOR LIKE A FEW DAYS AND I AINT MAKE AI BOTS

no thats not the word

obsessive?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

well that would be gay sir

I mean if I get a girlfriend

No, just possessive

Very very possessive

maybe i meant ue special to me like yay my friend

possessive men>>>>>>

but then again i probably wasnt

I mean…

Does he tho?

dont matter what he love when he not here

girl he kinda ghosted you

addi

possessive men>>>>>>

I can be possessive /j

and said hi thru someone else

XI

I can be possessive /j

a h

Do you think he answered yes because if he didn’t you’d lose your shit?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HE WOULDNT DO THT

thas what they all think

he legit did

XI

Do you think he answered yes because if he didn’t you’d lose your shit?

^^

GHOSTED

sure he wouldnt madi

MADI UR IN DENAIL

DENIAL*

DENIAL*

She’s very possessive so I can see it as that

madi..

face the facts, for once and look at it the right way. just accept it. thats life. guys are dumb.

its ok madi we here for you

even if u bully us

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think Jake is ghosting her, I think he’s ghosting WJE

addi

face the facts, for once and look at it the right way. just accept it. thats life. guys are dumb.

Excuse me?

XI

Excuse me?

not all guys dw

addi

not all guys dw

I was gonna say…

two days is a long time

Sunny(i hate this name)

This is oddly funny

your face is funny, get tf out

I'm sorry im not helping

im in my sleepy mode

aka not helping mode

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

THT HE LOVED ME

two days madi. two days. what happened to every day, waking up to paragraphs about how much he lovedyou

if i was sick, id still do that shit

no matter wht tf i have

addi

if i was sick, id still do that shit

I wouldn’t..

i have cancer ima let them know i still love thm

idgaf what i have

thats not the point

thats not the point

I honestly think Jake is just keeping his distance from the site to focus on more important things such as education and making money, online girlfriend isn’t on the top of his list.

madi. please.

sunny get tf out

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madi i had literally the worst flu last winter and i still texted my bsf how much i loved them

like if u hate ur name so much, change it

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XI

I honestly think Jake is just keeping his distance from the site to focus on more important things such as education and making money, online girlfriend isn’t on the top of his list.

He’s not ghosting you, he’s ghosting everyone

he still respond to some ppl

just not madi

Sunny(i hate this name)

No this is public for everyone to see

you dont rlly know the context tho

Ah I have a theory

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STFU SUNNY

DONT KNOW SHIT

If he has work, he would have had to talk to Madi which would make him late if she was on, so he briefly popped in just to say hi, and told us to say hi to Madi, so he can focus on more important things like money and paying the bills.

XI

If he has work, he would have had to talk to Madi which would make him late if she was on, so he briefly popped in just to say hi, and told us to say hi to Madi, so he can focus on more important things like money and paying the bills.

EXACTLY

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He is and he isn’t

I just look at it as he has more important things to do than he on this website, work, education, and money should take priority over online girlfriend and random internet people

Sunny(i hate this name)

At least you’re one of the smart ones

i now have come to my senses and like this person

Be on this website*

XI

I just look at it as he has more important things to do than he on this website, work, education, and money should take priority over online girlfriend and random internet people

^^^

addi

i now have come to my senses and like this person

I don’t dislike anyone, yet

YET BAHHAAHHA

Exactly

Probably

Sunny(i hate this name)

I doubt it. Online relationships are useless

Amen

he does, he is just going thru shit and doesnt know how to talk to you about it, so he doesnt talk to you at all.

Wade.. is the other guy with the smiley face right?

addi

he does, he is just going thru shit and doesnt know how to talk to you about it, so he doesnt talk to you at all.

no he does cas i just dont tell u that because its more of a thing between me and him cause hes comfortable enough to tell me tht

addi

he does, he is just going thru shit and doesnt know how to talk to you about it, so he doesnt talk to you at all.

I dunno, probably because his girlfriend is possessive

Sunny(i hate this name)

I dunno, probably because his girlfriend is possessive

I can see that

Also it’s online..soooo

madi, uwu.

Exactly, I’d do it just for fun possibly, but like not as an actual thing thing

doing it as a joke>>>

addi

doing it as a joke>>>

Precisely

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

😒 HOW AM I POSSESIVE

YOU SAID YOU WERE

LEMME FIND IT HOLD ON

Sunny(i hate this name)

You all are silly for thinking an online relationship would work. Pathetic

Exactly

Sunny(i hate this name)

You all are silly for thinking an online relationship would work. Pathetic

SUNNY CAN YOU GET UR BRAIN DAMAGED ASS OUT

relationships are pointless. in my opinion.

They don’t work out really, so if you’re doing it for like entertainment or a joke, that’s fine, but expecting it to carry into real life…

Why are people even budging in your love life💀🙏

bc we like that

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

JAKE LOVES MY POSSESIVENESS

ur what?

Any business on this site is my business because I’m bored.

Genji,your a nice dude,could you please leave donuts love life alone:C

Flappy.

ur what?

Ha! I see what you did there, clever

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

stop existing

bet

YIU DIDNT EVEN SAY HI

brb guys, getting the noose 💀

addi

relationships are pointless. in my opinion.

I still want one, but like, too much work

I FUCKING HATE YOU

XI

I still want one, but like, too much work

excuses excuses

EXACTLY WHAT DONUT

Excuse me gotta use the bathroom, brb

XI

I still want one, but like, too much work

ugh real, and i like, hate sharing the food i eat. my exes would always steal a bite of my food without permission and im like

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

EXACTLY U CANT BE TALKING

FUCK I DO

Sunny(i hate this name)

Make me

okay bet

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jaynayic!!♡
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JAY CAN YOU STOP

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

you got a problem with minun?

Sunny(i hate this name)

That profile is giving second grade

Go get aids

Flappy.

you got a problem with minun?

The fact that you know that makes you a toddler

jaynayic!!♡

Go get aids

nobody wanna fuck them

jaynayic!!♡

I DONT EANT THEM TO BE MAD AT ME

eat what

eant*= eat

Sunny(i hate this name)

The feeling’s mutual

that wasnt a feeling

Sunny(i hate this name)

The feeling’s mutual

Jump off a cliff

I hope squirrels attack you in your sleep sunny

currently deep throating a candy cane

jaynayic!!♡

I hope squirrels attack you in your sleep sunny

you mean sunny(i hate this name)

jaynayic!!♡

Yummy

huh

Flappy.

you mean sunny(i hate this name)

Nah I meant sunny(I hate my name like my parents hate me)

Sunny(i hate this name)

Says you with your goofy ass name and profile. Grow up

Im sorry but work on yourself before you start handing out criticism

Flappy.

Im sorry but work on yourself before you start handing out criticism

Stop lying to yourself then we can talk about it <3

WHAT IS IT

POSSUM?

I WAS JUT MAKING SURE

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

WTF U THINK IT IS?

You’re so mean to everyone smh

Sunny(i hate this name)

Stop lying to yourself then we can talk about it <3

then talk rn cause i aint

Sunny(i hate this name)

You’re so mean to everyone smh

they friends so they allowed to

she is mean to me all the time.

ITS SO LOUD OUTSIDE

Sunny(i hate this name)

You’re so mean to everyone smh

shes allowed to be mean to me im her friend 🙄

EVERYTHING I OWN IS LIKE SOAKING RN CAUSE IT WAS COLD AND RAINY AND I HAVE TO SO IT TOMORROW TOO 😭😭

IVE BEEN NICE TO YOU COUNTLESS TIMES SHHH

Sunny(i hate this name)

Pardon me, your highness

UR LITERALLY JEALOUS BC YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

have a nice night or wtv

idk if u sleeping or what BHahahbsb

Flappy.

UR LITERALLY JEALOUS BC YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

I’m glad that I don’t have these “friends”. Not only are they most annoying losers but they’re online?? Are you that lonely irl

Nah,I'm just going off the site for a while,MADI CAS ILL TALK TO YALL ON UWU

Sunny(i hate this name)

I’m glad that I don’t have these “friends”. Not only are they most annoying losers but they’re online?? Are you that lonely irl

yes

Sunny(i hate this name)

I’m glad that I don’t have these “friends”. Not only are they most annoying losers but they’re online?? Are you that lonely irl

I hope you choke on your cum while you try and suck yourself off your so lonely

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

..................................no im not lonely

Is cause your precious Jake exists

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Sunny(i hate this name)

Is cause your precious Jake exists

Kys.

I regret fucking nothing,asshole,go fuck yourself

Sunny(i hate this name)

Is cause your precious Jake exists

AYYY HES A GOOD ASS MAN TELL ME IN THIS GENERATION THAT UR GONNA FIND A GUY BETTER THT PUTS THT MUCH EFFORT AND DOESNT DO DRUGS

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

AYYY HES A GOOD ASS MAN TELL ME IN THIS GENERATION THAT UR GONNA FIND A GUY BETTER THT PUTS THT MUCH EFFORT AND DOESNT DO DRUGS

Some druggies are kinda hot,also you can find a lot of people like jake

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

AYYY HES A GOOD ASS MAN TELL ME IN THIS GENERATION THAT UR GONNA FIND A GUY BETTER THT PUTS THT MUCH EFFORT AND DOESNT DO DRUGS

Tell me I’m this generation you’ll find one irl

jaynayic!!♡

Some druggies are kinda hot,also you can find a lot of people like jake

Low standards

Sunny(i hate this name)

I’m glad that I don’t have these “friends”. Not only are they most annoying losers but they’re online?? Are you that lonely irl

i literally saw so many of my friends today i cant even count

Sunny(i hate this name)

Low standards

Kill yourself

Flappy.

i literally saw so many of my friends today i cant even count

And I’m proud of you for that. Really, I am. So why bother talking to these low lives

Sunny(i hate this name)

Tell me I’m this generation you’ll find one irl

at least she can pull, all you pull are pedos.

Sunny(i hate this name)

And I’m proud of you for that. Really, I am. So why bother talking to these low lives

god complex much

Sunny(i hate this name)

And I’m proud of you for that. Really, I am. So why bother talking to these low lives

if you supposedly have friends, go talk to them rn and stop bothering us like damn nobody want u here

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

LIES

Ive met people like him irl,there just etheir not interested in you or there WAYYYY older

Sunny(i hate this name)

Better than whatever you have

confidence, unlike you.

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Kill yourself,your just mad no one loves you

Sunny(i hate this name)

He doesn’t love you

your opinion does notttt count

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

-Cassie

oh yes ofc

sunny, you just lie to yourself and say your better than everyone, in hopes that ppl will shower you w/ unconditional love that your parents didnt.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

-Cassie

huh

Sunny(i hate this name)

At least I’ll admit it

no bc you actually no nothing about our lives so stfu

addi

sunny, you just lie to yourself and say your better than everyone, in hopes that ppl will shower you w/ unconditional love that your parents didnt.

And donut doesn’t do the same thing

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Flappy.

no bc you actually no nothing about our lives so stfu

Not mine either so stop talking

Sunny(i hate this name)

And donut doesn’t do the same thing

she just have confidence in herself, not a god complex you dumbfuck.

Sunny(i hate this name)

Not mine either so stop talking

YOU ADMITTED IT

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If I’m so boring then why are you talking to me in the first place

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

THERE WAS AN OPERNITYY

BE NICE TO UR FRIENDS

NIGHTY MADI <#

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jaynayic!!♡

Ans you can't etheirrr

Because you’re so easy to get riled up for no reason

ah, an attention seeker.

jaynayic!!♡

How was ur day C:

fucking shit ngl

addi

fucking shit ngl

oh same ahahah

idk. kinda just had a moment of realization.

like i kinda wunna just burst out screaming and crying ngl.

its really fuckin cold

like even with my fan on

I'ma go for a bit,I hope yalla days or night get better<3 and cas I'm always available if you need someone to talk to,my dms on uwu are open for you if you need to let some things out always^^ if I'm offline or not,if I'm offline I'll get to you as soon as I'm online,byeee<333

jaynayic!!♡

Cold weather 😮‍💨

i knoww

jaynayic!!♡

Jeez

alrr bye jay

jaynayic!!♡

I'ma go for a bit,I hope yalla days or night get better<3 and cas I'm always available if you need someone to talk to,my dms on uwu are open for you if you need to let some things out always^^ if I'm offline or not,if I'm offline I'll get to you as soon as I'm online,byeee<333

byeee

Well, guess I missed a lot.

XI

Well, guess I missed a lot.

quite a bit yeah lmfao

addi

quite a bit yeah lmfao

Oh well