JAKEY

👹

jAkeY *demonic noises*

HEHEHEEH

Are you guys having a demonic summoning ritual without me!?😱

Imagine

Wilkin!

I responded to you on uwu btw

YES

What?

^

Chat died lmao

since when

HM

ITS DEAD BECAUSE YOU GUYS DONT TALK

Same goes to you pal

nu uh

im loud asf

Bro really pulled the “nuh uh” lol

........................................................

its giving amy

ew

rude ass

the horror

sure

🍿

cause if you wanna start we can sure as fuck start

cause ik your not pulling up with this shit here

^

I bet $20 on Wilkinson

welp i dont see Wilk saying anything

Cause I don’t care

sure bout that?

cause i know your not fuckin talkin

Don’t let me down I bet $20 bucks on u Wilkinburger

I feel like I would know how I feel

oh really?

if so then why do you act like your a guy?

and say shit like " oh im so glad im not a woman"

What does that have to do with anything

it has to do with the fact that you think you can say shit like that

Because he can

so if you wanna have a problem we can have a fuckin problem

You get offended cause I like to be sarcastic?

wow

gaslighting now?

My $20 was well spent

how original

you have no reason to have said that

so what the fuck is ur problem

Nah, just trying to understand how me acting like a boy is relevant to the previous convo

cause it wasnt just "sarcasn"

Indeed not sarcasn

nah cause you acting like a boy when your a girl and say that pick me shit "im so glad im not a woman"

bitch you are one

Because it’s ironic

That’s why it’s funny

Cause it’s funny to the people who know lmao

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DAGGER

STFU

Exactly

REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - DonutDowny, 2023

Giving me Donut vibes, oh wait

I HAVE NEVER SAID THT BRO

Donut said “REEEHEEEHEEEEEEEREEEHEEE”

THTS DIFFERENT

THATS THE SCOOBY DOO LAUGH

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" - DonutDrowsy 202X

WOW

WOW DAGGER

He really got you there

It’s a masterpiece

" ima go fuck my transgender clones of my wife" - Dagger Jr

That's what you get for calling me "Daggy".

SINCE WHEN

THT WASNT EVEN ME

lol he would

THT WAS EITHER i forgot who tf it was

Can I call ya Daggy?

All the women in Dagger Park are female.

addison i think

Kys

HAHAHA

Figured lmao

I call cap

No it was Gaymy

who did that

WHERE IS SHE DAGGER

WHERE IS SHE

WHERES THE CLONE

YOU KEPT IN THE BASEMENT

FOR OVER 20 YEARS

Not gonna tell

Daggers are men. Knives are women.

tell me

TELL ME NOW

WHAT DID U DO WITH HER

Not true Knives are a different species

That would be beastiality

how tf

Oh okay

HEHEHEHEHEHEH

You see when a male Dagger and a female Dagger love each other very much,

D A G G O T

NO

SH

K Y S

NO

Y O U F I R S T

O K

D O A J U M P

Donut be like:

🤯💥🔫

KYS

OH NO

HES BALD

Can’t

HES BALD

HES BALD AND HES BULLYING PPL WHO HAVE HAIR

Continue the tale, I’m very curious

DONT

They grind against each other and create sparks

When they climax a fire is born

............

what bout the clones

THEY ARENT REAL

This is amazing

SHUT UP

You're not real

Wade let's strangle Donut and throw her in a ditch.

Sounds good

C'MERE DONUT

Crap what about the steamroller?

Too slow

Yeah that’s true

NO

I WAS GETTING A SNACK

DAGGER I GOT THE DITCH READY

I’ll be the incompetent, bias detective for donuts case

I’ll give you money if you let us get away with it

NEVER

I’ll make all your wildest dreams come true

U FUCKERS WILL NEVER CATCH ME

Bet >:)

wow wilk

DAGGER! WE GOT A RUNNER

U RLY GONNA DO ME LIKE THT

OH FUCK

THIS LIKE FUCKIN MEXICO ALL OVER AGAIN

💰💰💰💰💰💰

I’ll pay u extra if you help us

WHAT

I WILL GIVE U ALL RABIES

Thank you for your charity

And I’ll do it again lol

Detective, if you help us I’ll pay you extra

Hmm…

I’ll think about it

Dagger

You’ve got like a few seconds she’s halfway across the road

.........

I GOT M16'S

GET BACK HERE I’M TOO LAZY TO CHASE YOU

ILL SHOOT U BOTH UP

NO

I’ll stay out of the physical stuff. It’s better to work with a dead body than a loving one

GO DRINK UR PROTEIN SHAKES AND CATCH A SCHOOL BUS

Living

Alrighty

*shoots her in the leg* GET BACK HERE

GASP

BITCH

DID U JUST SHOOT ME

Go run to your jakey poo why don’t ya

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW *repeated leg shots*

IMA SHOOT U IN THE BALLS

THEN U CAN RLY SAY I SWEAR ON MY LEFT NUT

HOW TF ARE YOU RUNNING I SHOT YOU IN THE LEG 5 TIMES

i aint never called him jakey poo

IMMORTALITY BITCH

You just did 🤓

.....

god damn it

*headshot*

AY

*beats with M16*

PINCHE PENDEJO

WHAT THE FUCK

YEAH

OWIEEE OWWWIEE

YEAH EMPTY UR POCKETS

EMPTY EM

WATCHU GOT IN THOSE POCKETS

WILKIN HELP ME

GIMME UR WALLET

ILL PAY YOU TRIPLE

WILKY CANT HELP U NOW

HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEE

*shoots balls*

AHAHIUDADIHU

HAHA

FUUUU

FHUFIHFHIUSH

MY LEFT NUT

HHAHAAHHA

OWIEEEOWIEEEOWIEE

PINCHE PUTO

WHERES THE DRUGS

WHERE ARE THEY

YKW

*throws glass bottle at head*

*shoots in the leg 5 times*

PAY BACK BITCH

OW

BITCH

MYFUCKINLEEGSHIIIT

*headshot*

*smacks in the head wth gun*

HAHA

OW

BITCH

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW*repeated headshots*

RATATATATATATATAATATATATATTATATTAATATATATATATATATATA *m16 gunshots*

OWIEOIEOEIEOEIEOEIOWIE

HEHEEHEHEH

I GOT A BOMB

I WILL THROW IT

*throws grenade* PINEAPPLE SURPRISE

FUCK

*runa*

RUNS*

*jumps in ditch*

HAHA

LOSER

U FELL FIRST

YO HOLD UP

Now I’m save from the explosion. You aren’t

.........

💥

*throws bomb in ditch*

HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

3

2

1

WAIT WHAT THE

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

FU-

PEWPEPEPEPEPWEWPEWPEWPWPEPPEWP

GUESS WHOS DEAF NOW BITCH

i win

HAHA

NEW EPISODE OF RICK AND MORTY

ONLY

HE HAS NO FUCKIN LEGS

HAHAH

260

.........

WADES DEAD

HE CANT PAY U SHIT

💀

skull emoji ing

I already got the money so it doesn’t matter

*heals*

Guys Jesus said I have 3 lives

Lmao happens

WHAT

NO

JESUS

HE SINNED

I’m back bitch

HE HAD DRUGS

*headshot*

*beats with m16*

STFU PINCHE PENDEJO

*blocks*

WTF

HUAHFIFUAFI

*uppercut*

AY

Are you… doubting Jesus? Blasphemous

NU UH

YES IM DOUBITN JESUS

SHE DARE DOUBTS MY POWER

*shakes bag*

FISHYYYYYYYYYYYY

MUAHAHAHAHHA

I HAVE

THE POWER

That’s it: hell

FUCK IT SATAN PROB GOT LIL NAS X DOWN THERE

*pops bag*

Good, get all the terrible people down there

NOOOOO

You can’t beat me, you can only beg for forgiveness

you guys are so weird

why do i talk to you

cause

we are funny

i can do better

NOW SAY IT

SAY IT FLAPPY

SAY YOU LIKE BEING OUR FRIENDS

OR THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING

oh yes

SAY IT

Beg for out forgiveness

I love being these cool interesting funny beautiful wonderful amazing cute hilarious unique special great peoples friend

Thou shalt say it or thou shall be smited

Ok Flappy now beg for the forgiveness of my almighty bunghole or else I’ll post squirrel pics.

no

Squirrel pics in 5

4

3

nerdy retarded friend whos picky and is afraid of squirrel

2

1

how am i nerdy or retarded

the other two are

true

get new pics

0/10

not scary anymore

U PLAY CHESS

no i dont

ive played

one game

in the past

like

BEG FOR THE FORGIVENESS OF THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE

three years

and i lost

WADE WADE

I GOTCHU

(i am still better than you)

no

It looks mutated..

wait that one looks like a meerkat its cool

I READ THT AS BUTTHOLE

that one is lovely

love that one

Shit gtg, night guys!

NIGHT WADE

GN!

DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE

oh

donut

this is why

BED BUGS!? WHERE

EVERYWHERE

inside your ears

under your sheets

in your blankets

...

yk guys

this is a pretty bland conversation

no

NO

yes

it is

NO

ITS NOT

War is cool and fun

oh its dagger

how you doing

jr

DAGEGR

should i call you junior

causyou arent the real dagger

I'm Dagger's dad

LIES

I KILLED WADE

HEHEHE

based

So now that we woke Lynx up let's wake this guy up too

worstjokesever.com/@anontheexecutioner

yea but calling you daddy would be weird

WHY

.......................

Daggers Daddy

HAHAAHHA

theyre not even that old

/:<

HAHAHA

donut

your magical chat reviving skills

are not working

try harder

IM TRYING TO FIND

A SONG

NAME

LEAVE ME ALONE

U REVIVE THE CHAT

CAUSE CLEARLY UR ASS AT IT ASWELL

whts it go like

but

im not trying to\

im just bored

IDK HERE HOLLON

youtu.be/R4EHarKQkFU

go to the timestamp

10:45

IM TRYNA FIND THT SONG

I FOUND IT

FINALLY

HEHEHEHEHE

why are you watching tiktok edits on youtube

bHHHAS

ooo really

gj

wht it called

its called

Stuck on you

by

Iluvern!

youre such a detective

woooow

welp

comes in handy

i stalk people for a living

when i wanna know shit bout em

IVE ONLY EVER STALKED LIKE

two

?

people

..................

COUGH

I SHOULDNT SAY MINE

more or less than 13

more

30?

15

damn

YOU COUNTED

I HAD MY REASONS

WHOA RE THEY

............

WHATD THEY DO TO YOU

WELP

FIRST THERE WAS THIS ONE GIRL

NAMED GRACIE

SOME POLY HOE

SHE TRIED GETTING WITH MY EX

SO I STALKED HER AND DOXXED THAT HOE

UH MY EX

THE GIRLS GRACIES FRIEND

JAKE OBVIOUSLY

I KNOW THS BITCH NAMED GRACIE

SHES NOT AUTISTIC, SUPPOSEDLY.

UHHHH THIS GIRL NAMED NYAH AT MY SCHOOL

HER NAME IS NYAH

LIKE

SHE WAS CRINGE ASF

AHHUAIDHU

NYAN CAT BUT WITH AN H

STOP SBIUHBIUHBI

UHHHHHH LETS SEE

IVE STALKED MY FRIENDS BEFORE

SO DANI

JAYDEN

UHHHHHHH

who else who else

OH! THIS GUY NAMED ANTHONY

FUCKIN WEIRDO

AND THEN ANOTHER DUDE WE CALLED THE MURDERER

CAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY MENTAL

ANTHONYS ARE ACTUALLY

SUCH BITCHES

another girl in my class named Vicotoria

IVE NEVER MET AN ANTHONY WHO WASNT A GAY ASS PEDO

Rita, Melanie, ANDDDD Kaden

all from my class

FR ANTHONYS ARE RUDE ASF

UHMMMM

OH GIRL NAMED TOYA

TOYA

YES

WHY DO YOU KNOW THESE

ODD

ASS

NAMES

WTF ARE THESE

ANTHER ONE NAMED RICK BUT SHE WAS A GIRL

WHAT

BHAHAHSBDKJEAN

i run into weird people

UHHHHHH

MY AUNT

MY DAD

MY MOTHER

MY GRANDPA

THATS IT

YOUVE STALKED YOUR GRANDPA

POOR GRANDPA

YES

HES A BAD GRANDPA

BRO FUCKED UP MY LIFE

SO I STALKED HIS ASS

OHHHH HE A MEAN GRANDPA