Jake's TikTok Obsession

Why you being mean to Jake??

we’re jsp dw Abt ut

abt it

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tf does jsp mean

google exists for a reason bud

what'd jake do?

Google told me it means Jakarta server pages, Je ne sais pas, JavaServer Page, Jotaro's Star Platinum, and Jacked soft point bullets

I don't think you meant any of those

Is this some sort of gen alpha tiktok slang I'm too old to understand?

is this how you nine year olds communicate with one another

you know, back in my day we said things like "LOLZ" "XD" "srry I wasnt on 2day but now I can talk 2 u"

yes yes i am dumb

BACK IN MY DAY HELP

I STILL SAY XD

kids these days are just making up words for no reason. Rizz? Skibidi? When I was young our words had MEANING! Yeet meant something, bruh had an immense cultural impact. How can you get that from made up things like "sigma?" That's just a letter of the Greek alphabet!

REAL OMG

STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE-

FRHJED LIKE"

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