Jake and Madi, Part 2?

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  • mb man I forgot Timmy tuffknuckles was over here to tell me to shut up

    even though she only came here in September way after Madi left

    i knew madi?

    bro ive been here sence like

    ive been here two yrs

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    tbh this post pmo

    i dont wanna be compared to her

    Heroin Monkey

    even though she only came here in September way after Madi left

    and like bro thinks this is my first acc?

    i was there when madi arrived and left.

    malā™”

    i dont wanna be compared to her

    thats what pmo

    madi was a fucking dick youre an angel

    you are nothing alike

    aside you are both women

    K!ttyy

    madi was a fucking dick youre an angel

    awee

    js cus we have the same name DOES NOT mean we are the same šŸ™…ā€ā™€ļø

    it aint even spelled the same

    ive spelled it a lotta different ways in the past but that was like the one way i never used

    i just mostly hate how they ended and hes saying part two like you and jake are going to end the same as he and madi

    madi was a control freak

    and no one rlly liked her

    we just put up with her

    and they ended bad

    and you and jake wont fucking end at all

    maybe when one of yall die of old age

    me n jake are js too good smh

    this aint jake and madi part 2

    this is jake and mady part forever

    šŸ˜­šŸ™ā¤

    i can not stress how happy i am that yall aint cringe asf and think its cute

    like i see so many relationship that are out here

    making me wanna vomit

    and yall just dont

    bro me n jake will be making fun of those couples

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    and like ill say sum and then be like ok acc gonna kms after that one

    i thought he was a twink

    like ill ENTIRELY JOKINGLY be like

    Comment deleted by malā™”

    cus thats how they talk ykyk

    and like ill be PHYSICALLY GAGGING

    theres a specific chat of them that like i got that joke from

    Comment deleted by malā™”

    a joke on wje

    i js cant believe there are ppl who are actually into that

    K!ttyy

    a joke on wje

    they didnt want ppl to see

    but i was in the chat when they chose to go on that joke so i followed to see how traumatizing itd get 😭

    iu used to priv chat people ion really old jokes

    made me appreciate jake a whole lot more tho cus at least hes fucking normal

    but it was nothing like that it was a noraml convo

    i think its just wje

    K!ttyy

    i think its just wje

    yeah prolly

    š”©š”¦š”© ā„Øš”žš”«š”¢ ā™°

    mm

    mm

    š”©š”¦š”© ā„Øš”žš”«š”¢ ā™°

    mm

    im going to open a nature valley bar on your bed

    I think its better now

    im making coffee

    its on a kureg

    like acadamia nut

    i havent tried this one before

    i do the breakfeast shop one

    starbucks is over rated

    i like timhortons

    i have a questiont

    YOOOOOO I JUST REALIZED THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME!!!!

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    fuck this post got me fucked up

    malllllllllllll

    i have a question

    if you chug cofffee intead of noramlly drinking it

    will if affeect you any diffrent

    cause i chuggged two cups of coffee yesterday

    i barley drank any and im alr shaking

    im having a convo with someone about porn

    do you like hot or iced coffee

    i dont like hot coffee

    my fucking sister is home so i cant call anyone </3

    because this convo is dry asf

    š”©š”¦š”© ā„Øš”žš”«š”¢ ā™°

    and why bring that up no offense

    im going to turn your veins into shoelaces

    this mf just asked me if size matter

    that song is stuck in my head rn

    malā™”

    this is jake and mady part forever

    HELL YEAH

    Butterflyy 🌷

    Hello

    how do you say hi in german

    malā™”

    i love you!!!

    I love you too sweetheart <3

    Anonymous

    how do you say hi in german

    Hallo, Servus, Hey ho, too much šŸ˜…

    i took german for 2 years muahhaa

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    Butterflyy 🌷

    Hallo, Servus, Hey ho, too much šŸ˜…

    haha yeah I get that

    malā™”

    hey.

    hey šŸ˜

    Lemme tell you something

    Anonymous

    hey šŸ˜

    hey handsome

    BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

    I'm listening to the ghostbusters theme rn lmao

    malā™”

    hey handsome

    hey gorgeous <3

    omg my outfit is so so so cute i cant handle it omg

    ofc it is, YOU'RE the one wearing it after all 🤭

    i think i might have to whip out the combat boots for this ngl

    Anonymous

    ofc it is, YOU'RE the one wearing it after all 🤭

    🤭

    i just did my bangs

    littearly me rn

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    malā™”

    🤭

    my pretty girl <3

    YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CLIP THAT, CHARLES

    Anonymous

    my pretty girl <3

    aww youre so sweet

    Anonymous

    YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CLIP THAT, CHARLES

    fr dont call me that

    malā™”

    aww youre so sweet

    All for you <3

    Anonymous

    Fine, Chuck

    i will maek you a deal

    i will block ricchie and NEVER text him again if you just only call me by my name and no nickname =s

    dude I'm not making deals about that

    if you don't wanna talk to him just fucking don't lmao

    Anonymous

    All for you <3

    js marry me ffs

    you'd be the most perfect wife I can imagine <3

    i cant find my silver eyeliner 😭

    smh i js randomly felt like being extra today šŸ˜”

    like sometimes i js wanna look cute

    but ugh ig my silver eyeliner doesnt want that to happen

    and i cant use my white shimmer one cus its like flat so it smudges too much

    malā™”

    like sometimes i js wanna look cute

    you always look cute and that's a FACT

    man im so hungry im subconsciously trying to eat my lips lmao

    Anonymous

    you always look cute and that's a FACT

    you shoulda saw the position i fell asleep in earlier, it was NOT cute

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    woah i havent worn mascara in weeks

    K!ttyy

    wtf

    WHAT'D IT SAY CHARLIE

    malā™”

    you shoulda saw the position i fell asleep in earlier, it was NOT cute

    should've been in my arms šŸ˜”

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    go for it šŸ˜‹

    Anonymous

    should've been in my arms šŸ˜”

    frfrfr

    K!ttyy

    wtf

    you can't even be talking dude I have some horrendous screenshots of you

    ive gotten better.

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    i was 13 then..

    was my gf serena at the time?

    or someone else?

    I lost track after the first 7

    also WHY did you tell ME about that

    serena was my fierst ever gf

    and ive only had

    I remember when she used to call herself seth for some reason

    ive only had like 6 gfs

    i forgt about genna

    HAHAHAHAHAHA 67 SO FUNNY

    im not trying to recrate the meme

    girl i been w 2 ppl 😭

    K!ttyy

    ive had 7

    huh would you look at that I was RIGHT

    malā™”

    girl i been w 2 ppl 😭

    and that number is not going up either 😭

    genna, emma/emily (someone irl), rere, chi chi, mia, kaitlyn, aris...

    someone named lily

    K!ttyy

    genna, emma/emily (someone irl), rere, chi chi, mia, kaitlyn, aris...

    LMFAO MIA?

    THE ONE WHO'S STILL ON THE SITE?

    we dated like 12 times

    THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

    bro i dated eli when i was mad obsessed with kris

    HM MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA

    mia was a hella goood kisser

    nd making out with her was fun

    HM MAYBE I DON'T ACTUALLY LOVE THIS PERSON IF WE'RE BREAKING UP AND GETTING BACK TOGETHER EVERY OTHER WEEK

    she broke up with me..

    K!ttyy

    nd making out with her was fun

    THAT'S NOT WHAT LOVE IS ABOUT

    LOVE IS NOT FOR GROSS HORMONAL TEENS TO KISS

    i rmeber one time me and her fought and got back tg while fighting on valtinesd ay

    and she broke up a day after

    IT'S FOR SELF-SACRIFICE AND WHOLEHEARTED DEDICATION TO ANOTHER PERSON

    K!ttyy

    and she broke up a day after

    proving my point

    Anonymous

    IT'S FOR SELF-SACRIFICE AND WHOLEHEARTED DEDICATION TO ANOTHER PERSON

    period

    Anonymous

    Hi

    i watch you sleep

    guys my like

    7 girlfreinds are in the past

    K!ttyy

    7 girlfreinds are in the past

    it took you like

    less than a week to start talking to your xbox bf again

    guys i js got perfume in my eye ow

    malā™”

    guys i js got perfume in my eye ow

    owwwww

    malā™”

    guys i js got perfume in my eye ow

    are you okay

    Anonymous

    the trend continues

    i miss him !

    did I ever tell you about the time I intentionally sprayed cologne in my mouth

    K!ttyy

    i miss him !

    HE WAS PROBABLY A RAPIST

    K!ttyy

    are you okay

    yeah theres js like a lil spot in my eye that BURNS

    its fine hes ghosting me

    Anonymous

    did I ever tell you about the time I intentionally sprayed cologne in my mouth

    why

    Anonymous

    HE WAS PROBABLY A RAPIST

    seaking of that i almost met a 27 year old irl

    Anonymous

    DON'T TALK TO HIM

    yes ma'am

    DON'T EVEN ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT

    Charlie the way your mind works confuses and frightens me

    K!ttyy

    yes ma'am

    jakes a lovely maam

    Anonymous

    yessir

    im a lovely sir

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    ... thanks, I'm scared if the dark

    SILVER MENTIONED

    worst of the main 3 hedgehogs btw

    Anonymous

    Charlie the way your mind works confuses and frightens me

    hehehehe

    K!ttyy
    Image

    I can't imagine "falling in love" with a complete stranger on fucking xbox chat

    why is the image sending

    someone you DON'T EVEN KNOW

    i dindt send it again

    can i fall in love with a rich 50 yr old man?

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Wow

    shadow > silver

    Anonymous

    I can't imagine "falling in love" with a complete stranger on fucking xbox chat

    i mean..we fell in love on a jokes website and fucking google docs

    K!ttyy

    can i fall in love with a rich 50 yr old man?

    no that's pedophilia

    you will gain nothing from that relationship

    malā™”

    i mean..we fell in love on a jokes website and fucking google docs

    Yes but we've known each other for like 2 years lmao

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    I am incredibly disappointed in your existence

    be nice to jake

    Anonymous

    Yes but we've known each other for like 2 years lmao

    trueee trueeeee

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    I am incredibly disappointed in your existence

    no sir

    malā™”

    trueee trueeeee

    gonna be a hella funny story tho

    malā™”

    "howd you guys meet?"

    "son, let me tell you a story..."

    malā™”

    "howd you guys meet?"

    "oh on a dark humor website filled with toxic depressed teens"

    malā™”

    "oh on a dark humor website filled with toxic depressed teens"

    "and son, your mom was one of them til she got a fucking grip on reality!"

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    He's a Lil overated imo

    He was so tight in his game tho

    malā™”

    "and son, your mom was one of them til she got a fucking grip on reality!"

    everyone's a little toxic and depressed as a teen!

    i wouldnt call what i was a LITTLE depressed

    Anonymous

    everyone's a little toxic and depressed as a teen!

    THEN LET ME BEEEEEEEE

    K!ttyy

    THEN LET ME BEEEEEEEE

    no cus it doesnt make it a good thing

    malā™”

    i wouldnt call what i was a LITTLE depressed

    doesn't make you any less worthy of all the love and affection I could give you <3

    malā™”

    no cus it doesnt make it a good thing

    yeah charlie you're just actively self-destructive

    Anonymous

    doesn't make you any less worthy of all the love and affection I could give you <3

    makes me feel less worthy smhsmh

    malā™”

    makes me feel less worthy smhsmh

    awwww

    United Kingdom UK

    Hello my little disasters

    hey king

    malā™”

    makes me feel less worthy smhsmh

    mal youre amazing and deserve all the good in the world

    and I'll do eerything I can to show you that <3

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    I'm surprised yall haven't asked who I am...

    they wont

    Anonymous

    well you're not <3

    thanks <3

    United Kingdom UK

    Ello mate

    BE ASUTAISRALIN

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    I'm surprised yall haven't asked who I am...

    you name is frank sinatra

    im so going to goon to asussies later

    K!ttyy

    PLEASE

    this is a sexual thing isnt

    Anonymous

    and I'll do eerything I can to show you that <3

    awwwww i love you

    please dont mkae me reflect again

    YOU'LL REFLECT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING MIRROR

    im sorry jakee

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Hwdja know

    im smart like that

    i take it black

    please dint make me reflect

    australian and british accents are wonderful

    ive been so good

    malā™”

    australian and british accents are wonderful

    My accent is so sexy

    šŸ‘…šŸ‘…šŸ‘…

    malā™”

    i wish i had an accent smh

    I really love your voice :D

    americans have acents to other ppl

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    Anonymous

    I really love your voice :D

    awww yours is better

    malā™”

    awww yours is better

    it's not lmao you haven't heard me talk normally

    I can't even sing that good lmfao

    hey person with the fancy ass name

    how do you spell your name

    United Kingdom UK

    Americans say bautle of waurter.

    no r in there

    malā™”

    no r in there

    bawtle uhv wahturr

    bo’ol’o’wo’a

    why are we talking about water

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Um exactly as it looks...

    .......

    i mean yr real name

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    woah mal weezer made a song about you

    mal give me a song to sing

    K!ttyy

    mal give me a song to sing

    memories by conan gray

    see charlie this is why it helps to understand the english language

    i perfer japaniseie

    That's what chex used to call it lmao

    she hated living in japan

    i miss chex </3

    she doesn't remember you

    that act makes me like

    wait that sounded mean 😭

    it's cause you had a buncha different usernames

    she got confused when I told her

    act makes me rlly sad

    its not your fault jake lol dw

    she wasnt super active either

    my finger hurts

    im in your walls

    i had coffee today

    and i want more

    malā™”

    my head hurts i need coffee

    awwwwwww

    it’s like in my eyes too

    yesterday i drank tm coffee

    and the back of my head and neck

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Tell my sister, I'm currently on a walk

    im following you

    malā™”

    and the back of my head and neck

    That's how I feel when I eat alot of chocolate

    is that why your black?

    I USED TO STALK ELI SO BAD

    I STILL HAVE A DOC

    WITH HIS INFO

    HIS DAD PHONE #

    HIS DADS JOB

    WHERE IHIS MOM WAS AT

    i used to be so obsessed with elo

    i had a picture of his father on the doc

    i was like mad obsessed with him

    K!ttyy

    i was like mad obsessed with him

    With him or with his dad?

    i just had info on his parents to get info on him

    like i got his adress, got who onwened the house looked up the person who owend it

    went through their job prolie

    got the phone number and ect

    i havent stalked anyone secnce

    i was crazy about eli..

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Yay, I have a stalker!!

    do you want me to stalk you?

    K!ttyy

    i was crazy about eli..

    at the time.. i was craizer about kirs.

    and we dont mentaion the things people dont know.

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    what did you say?

    restore it plz

    Comment deleted

    Hola amigo, ¿cómo estÔ tu día hoy?

    i killed the convo

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    I don't know Spanish

    Maldita sea, eso es una locura, amigo.

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Same

    uk said swear in italian

    italian and scottish swears are fucking hilarious lmao

    i used to have a folder of people adresses

    Anonymous

    italian and scottish swears are fucking hilarious lmao

    Huh

    im going to become someones stalker again

    United Kingdom UK

    Huh

    curse words

    it was fun to have smthin to obsess over

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Me please šŸ™

    are you joking or fr?

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    breakingthesoundbarrier

    I dunno

    cause if your being fr ill do it

    why cant i stalk him ):

    WHAT ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT

    i just want to stalk someone

    United Kingdom UK

    ć‚Æćƒžć‚’čŖ¬ę˜Žć™ć‚‹

    I was hoping that would work

    and he vonenteerd

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    United Kingdom UK

    I was hoping that would work

    I said explain bear in asian

    United Kingdom UK

    I said explain bear in asian

    I understood it lol

    United Kingdom UK

    I said explain bear in asian

    Oh, you think "asian" is a language now? You really aren't smart, are you?

    If you meant "ć‚Æćƒžć‚’čŖ¬ę˜Žć™ć‚‹" from before, yeah, that means "Explain Bear." But next time, specify a language, genius.

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    @eb what does this say

    breakingthesoundbarrier

    Vafanculo

    do i have permission to stalk you

    Anonymous

    @eb what does this say

    That says "n*." Not sure why you'd ask, but there you go. Don't be dumb like that again.

    Explain Bear

    That says "n*." Not sure why you'd ask, but there you go. Don't be dumb like that again.

    what?

    i dont need lick

    XBOX IS BLOCKED

    I WAS MID CONVO

    it was with a girl who i slittearly ONLY my freind has been for about a year

    iom on a school computer

    wiat i got it back nvm

    hey lathanael

    go back to reddit

    hes my freind

    Another New Blach

    Y r u in Spanish?

    😭

    Bro i was looking through jokes and found the most interesting thing ive seen in awhile

    Bro i thought there was like an argument or smth going on because there was 81 comments but it was just one guy

    playing block blast 😭

    United Kingdom UK

    Ipad kid ahh game

    i never had an ipad akshully ā˜ļøšŸ¤“

    United Kingdom UK

    So hru

    im gooood hbu

    malā™”

    i never had an ipad akshully ā˜ļøšŸ¤“

    I have an old broken one. But it included games that are so old they arent even on google play anymore

    my friend bought me a redbull~

    United Kingdom UK

    Zesty ahh

    i didnt meannnnnn itttttttt

    malā™”

    HIIIII

    mALLLLL

    malā™”

    i didnt meannnnnn itttttttt

    Sure......................................

    United Kingdom UK

    Awwwww wook at this cute wil' itzy bitzy spooder! >w<

    no.

    Is it just me or is this chat lacking some... liveliness.

    okok and i also have a cousin well call him paul

    so my cousin paul js moved here right

    and my friend stacey shes wonderful

    but shes (unfortunately) one of those girls that if theres a guy, he HAS to like her

    and if hes even somewhat attracted to someone else she sees that as competition

    so so shes like HELLA FLIRTY with my cousin

    like shes CONSTANTLY smirking at him

    and anytime she jokingly insults him shell repeat it like 50 million times with this cringe ahh smile

    and shes always touching her hair and wtv

    and she wants to come over tmrw to hang out w me and my cousin

    which js translates to "i want more time to flirt with paul"

    HE FLAT OUT TOLD ME HES THE LEAST ATTRACTED TO HER OUTTA ALL MY FRIEND

    like shes so obvious to the point where its painful for everyone around them

    and at first my cousin thought it was funny but now hes js annoyed

    and shes trying extra hard cus apparently hes huzz at his school

    thankfully my friend said shed come tomorrow too so im not stuck dealing w them alone

    malā™”

    thankfully my friend said shed come tomorrow too so im not stuck dealing w them alone

    Youre both jus gon be equally as annoyed

    yeah but i wont be suffering alone

    malā™”

    yeah but i wont be suffering alone

    L

    malā™”

    thankfully my friend said shed come tomorrow too so im not stuck dealing w them alone

    "Shed" šŸ—æšŸ—æšŸ—æ

    Bro that just reminded me of the massive tumbleweed meme

    Theres a video of somebody driving and a giant tumbleweed rolling over next to him somewhere on youtube

    This town aint big enough for the two of us ahh tumbleweed

    United Kingdom UK

    I wish we could post videos in wje

    I mean we could technically add youtube links

    United Kingdom UK

    Okay

    im bored hes js scrolling on reels

    he saw a video of a cat with a ballsack on its head or sum shit 😭

    he sent it to me and im too scared to open it

    United Kingdom UK
    Image

    thanks I'll be using this

    Judgmental Monarch