Jake and Madi, Part 2?

stfu

mb man I forgot Timmy tuffknuckles was over here to tell me to shut up

even though she only came here in September way after Madi left

i knew madi?

bro ive been here sence like

i was 12

ive been here two yrs

ive been here for 3-4 yrs

oh

no im not madi

tbh this post pmo

uh yeah me too a little

i dont wanna be compared to her

and like bro thinks this is my first acc?

i was there when madi arrived and left.

thats what pmo

madi was a fucking dick youre an angel

you are nothing alike

aside you are both women

awee

js cus we have the same name DOES NOT mean we are the same 🙅‍♀️

it aint even spelled the same

frfr

ive spelled it a lotta different ways in the past but that was like the one way i never used

i just mostly hate how they ended and hes saying part two like you and jake are going to end the same as he and madi

madi was a control freak

and no one rlly liked her

we just put up with her

and they ended bad

and you and jake wont fucking end at all

frfr

maybe when one of yall die of old age

me n jake are js too good smh

yeah

this aint jake and madi part 2

this is jake and mady part forever

😭🙏❤

i can not stress how happy i am that yall aint cringe asf and think its cute

like i see so many relationship that are out here

making me wanna vomit

and yall just dont

"hey kitty"

wtf.

bro me n jake will be making fun of those couples

mainly um

ew

and like ill say sum and then be like ok acc gonna kms after that one

i thought he was a twink

like ill ENTIRELY JOKINGLY be like

cus thats how they talk ykyk

huh

and like ill be PHYSICALLY GAGGING

i dindt see

oh

my

god.

wait wait

theres a specific chat of them that like i got that joke from

one sec

kk got it

its fucking DIABOLICAL

...

i

like

kms

fully js kms

yeah

i

omg

why in like

a joke on wje

i js cant believe there are ppl who are actually into that

they didnt want ppl to see

but i was in the chat when they chose to go on that joke so i followed to see how traumatizing itd get 😭

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE

iu used to priv chat people ion really old jokes

made me appreciate jake a whole lot more tho cus at least hes fucking normal

but it was nothing like that it was a noraml convo

yeah

yeah frfr

ugh my wje being laggy

mm

mine too

i think its just wje

smhsh

*smhsmh

yeah prolly

mm

im going to open a nature valley bar on your bed

😭

I think its better now

oh yeah

it is

im making coffee

what kind

idk

i forgot

its on a kureg

i like star bucks butter scotcth

like acadamia nut

i havent tried this one before

i do the breakfeast shop one

starbucks coffee is js bettr

mm yeah

starbucks is over rated

i like timhortons

i dont like starbucks

it tastes burnt

nah starbucks is best and thts a fact

no

yes accept it

i wont lmao

i have a questiont

YOOOOOO I JUST REALIZED THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME!!!!

mady

fuck this post got me fucked up

yeah im js biast with certian things like nike, starbuck and random crap

malllllllllllll

hii

i have a question

ok

if you chug cofffee intead of noramlly drinking it

will if affeect you any diffrent

i dont think so

real

but im not positive

ok

js enjoy it

cause i chuggged two cups of coffee yesterday

and like

i barley drank any and im alr shaking

😭

im having a convo with someone about porn

oh damn

yeha

mal

do you like hot or iced coffee

i dont like hot coffee

i like both

my fucking sister is home so i cant call anyone </3

and why bring that up no offense

because this convo is dry asf

im going to turn your veins into shoelaces

ouch

this mf just asked me if size matter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg&list=RDBg59q4puhmg&start_radio=1

that song is stuck in my head rn

HELL YEAH

(:

woop

huh 😭

woop

Hello

i love you!!!

how do you say hi in german

hallo

I love you too sweetheart <3

i love you more

Hallo, Servus, Hey ho, too much 😅

i took german for 2 years muahhaa

hey.

haha yeah I get that

hey 😏

Lemme tell you something

hey handsome

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

smh

I'm listening to the ghostbusters theme rn lmao

lmaoo

hey gorgeous <3

omg my outfit is so so so cute i cant handle it omg

ofc it is, YOU'RE the one wearing it after all 🤭

i think i might have to whip out the combat boots for this ngl

🤭

?

i just did my bangs

littearly me rn

..

k

buddy

whatd it say

i missed it

my pretty girl <3

HEY

hey.

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CLIP THAT, CHARLES

aww youre so sweet

fr dont call me that

Fine, Chuck

All for you <3

i will maek you a deal

i will block ricchie and NEVER text him again if you just only call me by my name and no nickname =s

dude I'm not making deals about that

if you don't wanna talk to him just fucking don't lmao

js marry me ffs

oh I WILL.

then js DO IT

you'd be the most perfect wife I can imagine <3

AWWWW

I love you so much <3

i love you toooooo

i cant find my silver eyeliner 😭

oh noooo 😭

smh i js randomly felt like being extra today 😔

like sometimes i js wanna look cute

but ugh ig my silver eyeliner doesnt want that to happen

wtf eyeliner

and i cant use my white shimmer one cus its like flat so it smudges too much

NEVERMIND I FOUND IT

WOOOOOOOOOO

you always look cute and that's a FACT

man im so hungry im subconsciously trying to eat my lips lmao

you shoulda saw the position i fell asleep in earlier, it was NOT cute

....

wtf

muahahahaha

woah i havent worn mascara in weeks

my eyelashes look wonderful

WHAT'D IT SAY CHARLIE

should've been in my arms 😔

didja see

go for it 😋

yay 🤭

frfrfr

you can't even be talking dude I have some horrendous screenshots of you

WHEN YOU WERE TWELVE

...

nuh uh.

lmao get clocked

gulp.

consider your tea clocked

muahahaha

ive gotten better.

oh!

literal child btw

i was 13 then..

not 12..

you were 12

was my gf serena at the time?

or someone else?

idfk bro

I lost track after the first 7

😭

also WHY did you tell ME about that

serena was my fierst ever gf

and ive only had

I remember when she used to call herself seth for some reason

ive only had 0 gfs

ive only had like 6 gfs

not 7

wait

6 7

677777777777777

HA

GOT EM

i forgt about genna

ive had 7

HAHAHAHAHAHA 67 SO FUNNY

im not trying to recrate the meme

ive had

girl i been w 2 ppl 😭

huh would you look at that I was RIGHT

I was JOKING too

trying to exaggerate

and that number is not going up either 😭

:D

genna, emma/emily (someone irl), rere, chi chi, mia, kaitlyn, aris...

uhm

<3

someone named lily

fuck

LMFAO MIA?

THE ONE WHO'S STILL ON THE SITE?

yes..

HA

AND ELI TOO RIGHT?

YOU DATED ELI

we dated like 12 times

THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

bro i dated eli when i was mad obsessed with kris

LIKE

AT WHAT POINT

DO YOU TAKE THE HINT

HM MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA

well

mia was a hella goood kisser

nd making out with her was fun

HM MAYBE I DON'T ACTUALLY LOVE THIS PERSON IF WE'RE BREAKING UP AND GETTING BACK TOGETHER EVERY OTHER WEEK

she broke up with me..

THAT'S NOT WHAT LOVE IS ABOUT

LOVE IS NOT FOR GROSS HORMONAL TEENS TO KISS

i rmeber one time me and her fought and got back tg while fighting on valtinesd ay

and she broke up a day after

Hi

IT'S FOR SELF-SACRIFICE AND WHOLEHEARTED DEDICATION TO ANOTHER PERSON

proving my point

Hi anon

period

i watch you sleep

guys my like

.

7 girlfreinds are in the past

calm down

it took you like

less than a week to start talking to your xbox bf again

guys i js got perfume in my eye ow

the trend continues

😭

owwwww

are you okay

i miss him !

did I ever tell you about the time I intentionally sprayed cologne in my mouth

....

wtf

HE WAS PROBABLY A RAPIST

yeah theres js like a lil spot in my eye that BURNS

its fine hes ghosting me

GOOD

why

BLOCK HIM

DELETE HIM

DON'T TALK TO HIM

seaking of that i almost met a 27 year old irl

yes ma'am

DON'T EVEN ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT

Charlie the way your mind works confuses and frightens me

jakes a lovely maam

yessir

... thanks, I'm scared if the dark

im a lovely sir

SILVER MENTIONED

worst of the main 3 hedgehogs btw

gianna and...maddox?

Yes

hehehehe

I can't imagine "falling in love" with a complete stranger on fucking xbox chat

why is the image sending

again

someone you DON'T EVEN KNOW

i dindt send it again

lag

😭

Wow

can i fall in love with a rich 50 yr old man?

shadow > silver

i mean..we fell in love on a jokes website and fucking google docs

no that's pedophilia

you will gain nothing from that relationship

yes ma'am.

Yes but we've known each other for like 2 years lmao

I am incredibly disappointed in your existence

SHADOW IS PEAK

SILVER'S A TWINK

be nice to jake

trueee trueeeee

no sir

gonna be a hella funny story tho

"howd you guys meet?"

The rage bait go's hard as heck

"son, let me tell you a story..."

"oh on a dark humor website filled with toxic depressed teens"

guys

He's a Lil overated imo

"and son, your mom was one of them til she got a fucking grip on reality!"

me rnn

He was so tight in his game tho

Ig

everyone's a little toxic and depressed as a teen!

i wouldnt call what i was a LITTLE depressed

THEN LET ME BEEEEEEEE

maybe only a little toxic

no cus it doesnt make it a good thing

doesn't make you any less worthy of all the love and affection I could give you <3

yeah charlie you're just actively self-destructive

meanie

makes me feel less worthy smhsmh

Hello my little disasters

awwww

hey king

well you're not <3

I'm surprised yall haven't asked who I am...

mal youre amazing and deserve all the good in the world

and I'll do eerything I can to show you that <3

they wont

Ello mate

*everything

thanks <3

BE ASUTAISRALIN

Oh ok

PLEASE

you name is frank sinatra

im so going to goon to asussies later

this is a sexual thing isnt

awwwww i love you

GOSH FUCKING DAMMIT

CHARLIE

STOP

HAHHAHAa

please dont mkae me reflect again

australian accents are fine

NO I WILL

Uhh.. how

Hwdja know

YOU'LL REFLECT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING MIRROR

im sorry jakee

im sorrty

im smart like that

YEAH BE SORRTY

i take it black

please dint make me reflect

please

🙏

australian and british accents are wonderful

THEN STOP.

ive been so good

yes ma'am

My accent is so sexy

👅👅👅

HEY

i wish i had an accent smh

hey 😏

Do Americans have an accent

I really love your voice :D

yeah

I geus southerners do

americans have acents to other ppl

accents*

A-murican accent

CHARLES.

awww yours is better

No.

Awh

it's not lmao you haven't heard me talk normally

i sound weird

i dont believe you

well believe me

i dont

I can't even sing that good lmfao

yes you can

🦅

hey person with the fancy ass name

Me?

yes

Americans say bautle of waurter.

how do you spell your name

What?

no r in there

wauter

Wauture

bawtle uhv wahturr

bo'ol'o'wo'a

Me?

<YES YOU

Nah its more like bawdle of wahdurre