Jake

Wade

Where is she?

in uwu

Can u tell her to get on

yeah one sec

Alr

Class transfer brb

k

im here

what

what

so you told donut

but not me

donut amy tried to solicit me for sex

:(

WHAT

he tried to get my noodles

spicy wet ones fr

stop

anyway

lmfao

now can i know?

wade?

I told donut because that was the entire thing

idk wait for wade to get back

what

this was pretty much a very large misunderstanding thanks to my own idiocy

explain further

its less of a secret and more of a topic of conversation

told who ?

huh?

i'm gonna need more than that

jake

ay metiche

relax amy

i wanna know

Back.

my airpods just got crushed by a car

so

like

Alr let’s get this shit over with.

please

rip

i need to be cheered up

they had a good run of about 7 weeks

okay gimme one sec imma write one of my big paragraphs

ohhh gotchu mbmb

Alr.

oh is this about your relastionship

or smth

Nigga what 💀💀

wade you can tell me now

You’ll find out soon enough.

STFU

YUGVSYVUS

Dagger, we’re doing that thing

I KNOW

What

What thibf

I DID NO SUCH THING

*thinf

*thing

THINGA MA BOB

No.

please

im gonna cry

donut can you tell me

..................

So I was like losing my shit for a while after I started dating madi because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, so I told wade and there was a misunderstanding that I wanted to break up with her (which I didn't cause she's dope af) but we needed to talk things out realistically and sort of define the boundaries of the relationship, since its purely online.

Oh shit. Thought he did. Well uhh you’ll see

and now things are good :D

I CANTTTTTT SORRY AMY

Ok

bruh 💀

that's it

So u guys ate good now?

AH WAIT

Shit fine?

yessir

U HAD THE IDEA

OF BREAKING UP WITH E

i thought it was gonna be interesting

Yes

NO

Online dating. 😫

NO NO

never mind

Ikr?

I SAID IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING

MKMK BETTER BE

but that's also why I brought up the fact that I don't live in California anymore

bruh use a different emoji please i have a filthy mind

(shocker to those of you who don't know)

This is the shit show I said to prepare for

Not my problem.

😩😫😩😫😩😫😩

LMFAO

😫😩😩😫😩😫😩😫😩😫😩😫😩😫😫😫😫😩😫😫😫

this...isn't

because it definitely changes the likelihood of us meeting

but i mean shit I'd love that some day

this is like the most tame convo ever

Not how I thought it would turn out

just didn't want to like fuck everything up in the meantime

man

so like was tht all?

yeah me neither this is kinda funky

i thought this was gonna be interesting

like come on now

yeah pretty much

sorry for the disappointment lmao

the way you guys were acting about this

Damn, I’m realizing that Jake is growing up. He’s not the same 13 year old I met.

Jake told me something diferent

bro I was 15 when we met 💀

wow you discovered how time works

HIUSAIHUIADHUIHCIA

it was only a year ago dawg

LMAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Hell nah. Didn’t we meet 2 years ago?

idk

Well..Jake dude this wasn’t that big of a deal then

My brain is not braining.

it was like the beginning of last school year right?

" ItS BeEn A YeAr DaDdY"

We made it seem like such a big deal

yeah sorry I guess I ended up fucking it up anyways

FR LIKE COME ON NOW

So many years have passed since I first came here that I’ve forgotten. My bad.

yaah

this just shows

Nah you woulda lost ur shit

why?

it's literally not that deep

all good man

💀💀💀

its okayyyy

I’m so confused

i was expecting something juicy

not...this

can you guys at least pretend to fight

what

i need the drama

Negahwatt

amy I'll fight with you

you guys

suck

balls

………

no

fuck you amy

OOP

Ay that’s mean

do it yourself you coward

I hope your dog gets set on fire

i dont have a dog

CUHCUVSIUH

I'll give you one

um

HE MEANT U

and then set it on fire

Ooo hot dog

FEMALE DOG

ok

SBBAKJBCKJSKJVHVSH

yeah bitch you're the dog

BITCH

BITCH

AHUDHDYFG

well

guys why did this just turn into a bully-amy-fest

BULLY HET

BULLY CRISIS

BULLY HER

unbulliable

get it

cause

it sounds

she did say she wanted drama

like unbelivable

WE JUST DOING WHAT SHE ASKED

True

Ok so u guys are fine? Established boundaries? No more whining or bitching?

So we never have to do this again?

I hope you get hit by a car just like your airpods

WOW

that

SKRRRRRRRR

wow

they were probably worth more than you anyway

Honk honk bitch

ok guys

you can stop now maybe

She said maybe, keep going

vrm vrm

VRM VRMMM

NERRRRRRRRRR

amy I would call you something mean but I know cows are sacred in your country

i legit eat beef

ngl

nice

okay im done now

thank you

my insult meter is drained

I didn't mean any of it btw lmao

i was gonna cry in the shower

for my airpods

not casue of this

they were some nice airpods ngl

I’m not done

UAIGIUFHAIUAHAIUDH

i named them bert and sam

so anyways how's NNN going for you all

IM SORRY THE "im not done" REMINDED ME OF A VIDEO I WATCHED

THE WAY HE SAID IT WAS HILARIOUS

yay

Nah uh uh…IM NOT FINISHED

IT AINT GOING WELL FOR U

we're done when I say we're done

failed 😞

amy came at 12:00 AM

how u know

just a guess

🤔

Amy shut da fuck up can’t even last one day of nnn hope a bus runs you over stupid bitch ass dog

MHM

I just launched a fucking sweet tart across my room

HCSGIUHVIUHVS

DAMN WADE

me too

why was there that much pressure in the packet

wish tht was me fr

do you want a cookie

💀?

I CAN FLY

AYUDGHAYGU

rip bert and sam

you will be missed

Not really

bro whats this convo onnn

📸

what did it say

WHAT DID IT SAY

WHAT

its a secret

DID

IT

SAY

send more noods and then I'll tell

AHEM

U STILL OWE ME 2 PICS ACTUALLY

what

me

since when

SINCE NOW

and my pokemon CARDS

e

oh

har har har har

ok i gtg

bye

byeeee

bye

tell me if toastr comes on

bet

Har har har

buh byee

i wanna tell him smth

i always cum

bye flappyyyy

OOoOo

:)

I showed him the screenshot btw

stop

STUF IO IO VSIM TRYNA DELETE IT

byeee have a nice day

someone's getting brave

hehehe

NO

ACTUALLY

WHAT DID HE SAY

Heheheheh

what screenshot

Heheheh

HEHEHEHEHEH

is amy horny for toast

no.

Toamy will prevail ❤️❤️❤️

OH?

TOAST AND AMY SHIP?

TOAMY???

yes lots

HEHEHEHEHE

i like buttered toast

This screenshot

me and my friend made an entire theme song to market "ButterLube"

delete

it comes in a tube

wade

WADE

delete

PUT DARK MODE ON BRO

MAKE ME

onfg

YEAH

jake delete

UR AGAISNT HUMANITY

dark mode or I'm doxxing you fr

FR THAT'S ACTUALLY PSYCHO

delete the screenshot

Amy u said delete?

ye

I did

ok

he better not see that wade

hehehehe

NO

I SS IT

why not ;)

YOU NEMATODE

MUAHAHAUASHUSIAD

AUSAHAHAHAHAHAHA

U HAVE

WHY DO YOU HATE ME

THE ALMIGHTY POWER

STOP

MUAHAHAHAAHAHAH

TOAST I WAS KIDDING

HE'S LYING

You’ve been Desdpooled

NO SHES NOT

SHES SO INLOVE WITH U

he does have hot eyes thi

LIKE SHE WANNA HAVE YO KIDS

m-hmmm (you are madly in love)

o

like they're gray

they're so pretty

i love gray eyes

i will instantly fall in love

Nah u love Blue eyes

not in this casze tho

gotta go everyone

Toast’s blue eyes

they're like grayish blue

Ooh I have his response too!

BYEEE

NO

I have green eyes with a blue ring around them

what did he say

Heheheheheheh

oh hang on i can stay for this

no

IUCHISVHIUGVGVSIU