So I was like losing my shit for a while after I started dating madi because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, so I told wade and there was a misunderstanding that I wanted to break up with her (which I didn't cause she's dope af) but we needed to talk things out realistically and sort of define the boundaries of the relationship, since its purely online.
So I was like losing my shit for a while after I started dating madi because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, so I told wade and there was a misunderstanding that I wanted to break up with her (which I didn't cause she's dope af) but we needed to talk things out realistically and sort of define the boundaries of the relationship, since its purely online.
So I was like losing my shit for a while after I started dating madi because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, so I told wade and there was a misunderstanding that I wanted to break up with her (which I didn't cause she's dope af) but we needed to talk things out realistically and sort of define the boundaries of the relationship, since its purely online.
So I was like losing my shit for a while after I started dating madi because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, so I told wade and there was a misunderstanding that I wanted to break up with her (which I didn't cause she's dope af) but we needed to talk things out realistically and sort of define the boundaries of the relationship, since its purely online.
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Wade
Wade
Where is she?
The Unknown King of Moderation
in uwu
Wade
Can u tell her to get on
The Unknown King of Moderation
yeah one sec
Wade
Alr
Wade
Class transfer brb
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k
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im here
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what
The Unknown King of Moderation
what
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so you told donut
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but not me
The Unknown King of Moderation
donut amy tried to solicit me for sex
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:(
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WHAT
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he tried to get my noodles
The Unknown King of Moderation
spicy wet ones fr
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stop
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anyway
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lmfao
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now can i know?
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wade?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I told donut because that was the entire thing
The Unknown King of Moderation
idk wait for wade to get back
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what
The Unknown King of Moderation
this was pretty much a very large misunderstanding thanks to my own idiocy
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explain further
The Unknown King of Moderation
its less of a secret and more of a topic of conversation
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told who ?
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huh?
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i'm gonna need more than that
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jake
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ay metiche
The Unknown King of Moderation
relax amy
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i wanna know
Wade
Back.
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my airpods just got crushed by a car
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so
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like
Wade
Alr letβs get this shit over with.
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please
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rip
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i need to be cheered up
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they had a good run of about 7 weeks
The Unknown King of Moderation
okay gimme one sec imma write one of my big paragraphs
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ohhh gotchu mbmb
Wade
Alr.
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oh is this about your relastionship
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or smth
Anonymous
Nigga what ππ
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wade you can tell me now
Wade
Youβll find out soon enough.
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STFU
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YUGVSYVUS
Wade
Dagger, weβre doing that thing
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I KNOW
Anonymous
What
Anonymous
What thibf
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I DID NO SUCH THING
Anonymous
*thinf
Anonymous
*thing
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THINGA MA BOB
Wade
The thing? Didnβt Jake tell you?
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what is the thing
Anonymous
No.
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please
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im gonna cry
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donut can you tell me
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..................
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So I was like losing my shit for a while after I started dating madi because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, so I told wade and there was a misunderstanding that I wanted to break up with her (which I didn't cause she's dope af) but we needed to talk things out realistically and sort of define the boundaries of the relationship, since its purely online.
Wade
Oh shit. Thought he did. Well uhh youβll see
The Unknown King of Moderation
and now things are good :D
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I CANTTTTTT SORRY AMY
Wade
Ok
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bruh π
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that's it
Wade
So u guys ate good now?
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AH WAIT
Wade
Shit fine?
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yessir
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U HAD THE IDEA
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OF BREAKING UP WITH E
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i thought it was gonna be interesting
Wade
Yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO
Anonymous
Online dating. π«
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO NO
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never mind
Wade
Ikr?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I SAID IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING
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MKMK BETTER BE
The Unknown King of Moderation
but that's also why I brought up the fact that I don't live in California anymore
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bruh use a different emoji please i have a filthy mind
The Unknown King of Moderation
(shocker to those of you who don't know)
Wade
This is the shit show I said to prepare for
Anonymous
Not my problem.
Anonymous
π©π«π©π«π©π«π©
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LMFAO
Anonymous
π«π©π©π«π©π«π©π«π©π«π©π«π©π«π«π«π«π©π«π«π«
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this...isn't
The Unknown King of Moderation
because it definitely changes the likelihood of us meeting
The Unknown King of Moderation
but i mean shit I'd love that some day
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this is like the most tame convo ever
Wade
Not how I thought it would turn out
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just didn't want to like fuck everything up in the meantime
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man
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so like was tht all?
The Unknown King of Moderation
yeah me neither this is kinda funky
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i thought this was gonna be interesting
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like come on now
The Unknown King of Moderation
yeah pretty much
The Unknown King of Moderation
sorry for the disappointment lmao
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the way you guys were acting about this
Anonymous
Damn, Iβm realizing that Jake is growing up. Heβs not the same 13 year old I met.
Wade
Jake told me something diferent
The Unknown King of Moderation
bro I was 15 when we met π
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wow you discovered how time works
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HIUSAIHUIADHUIHCIA
The Unknown King of Moderation
it was only a year ago dawg
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LMAO ππππππππππ
Anonymous
Hell nah. Didnβt we meet 2 years ago?
The Unknown King of Moderation
idk
Wade
Well..Jake dude this wasnβt that big of a deal then
Anonymous
My brain is not braining.
The Unknown King of Moderation
it was like the beginning of last school year right?
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" ItS BeEn A YeAr DaDdY"
Wade
We made it seem like such a big deal
The Unknown King of Moderation
yeah sorry I guess I ended up fucking it up anyways
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ong tho you could've told me
Wade
Naah
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FR LIKE COME ON NOW
Anonymous
So many years have passed since I first came here that Iβve forgotten. My bad.
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yaah
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this just shows
Wade
Nah you woulda lost ur shit
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why?
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it's literally not that deep
The Unknown King of Moderation
all good man
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πππ
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its okayyyy
Wade
Iβm so confused
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i was expecting something juicy
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not...this
Wade
This is why I donβt do online relationships
Anonymous
Yes.
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can you guys at least pretend to fight
The Unknown King of Moderation
what
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i need the drama
Anonymous
Negahwatt
Wade
Dude I lost brain cells.
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what about blue
The Unknown King of Moderation
amy I'll fight with you
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you guys
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suck
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balls
Wade
β¦β¦β¦
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no
The Unknown King of Moderation
fuck you amy
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OOP
Wade
Ay thatβs mean
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do it yourself you coward
The Unknown King of Moderation
I hope your dog gets set on fire
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i dont have a dog
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CUHCUVSIUH
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'll give you one
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um
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HE MEANT U
The Unknown King of Moderation
and then set it on fire
Wade
Ooo hot dog
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FEMALE DOG
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ok
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SBBAKJBCKJSKJVHVSH
The Unknown King of Moderation
yeah bitch you're the dog
Wade
BITCH
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BITCH
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AHUDHDYFG
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well
The Unknown King of Moderation
guys why did this just turn into a bully-amy-fest
Wade
BULLY HET
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BULLY CRISIS
Wade
BULLY HER
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unbulliable
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get it
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cause
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it sounds
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she did say she wanted drama
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like unbelivable
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WE JUST DOING WHAT SHE ASKED
Wade
True
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amy go eat dirt
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yum tetanus
Wade
Ok so u guys are fine? Established boundaries? No more whining or bitching?
Wade
So we never have to do this again?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I hope you get hit by a car just like your airpods
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WOW
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that
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SKRRRRRRRR
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wow
The Unknown King of Moderation
they were probably worth more than you anyway
Wade
Honk honk bitch
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ok guys
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you can stop now maybe
Wade
She said maybe, keep going
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vrm vrm
Wade
VRM VRMMM
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NERRRRRRRRRR
The Unknown King of Moderation
amy I would call you something mean but I know cows are sacred in your country
Wade
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i legit eat beef
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ngl
The Unknown King of Moderation
nice
The Unknown King of Moderation
okay im done now
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thank you
The Unknown King of Moderation
my insult meter is drained
The Unknown King of Moderation
I didn't mean any of it btw lmao
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i was gonna cry in the shower
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for my airpods
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not casue of this
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they were some nice airpods ngl
Wade
Iβm not done
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UAIGIUFHAIUAHAIUDH
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i named them bert and sam
The Unknown King of Moderation
so anyways how's NNN going for you all
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IM SORRY THE "im not done" REMINDED ME OF A VIDEO I WATCHED
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THE WAY HE SAID IT WAS HILARIOUS
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yay
Wade
Nah uh uhβ¦IM NOT FINISHED
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IT AINT GOING WELL FOR U
The Unknown King of Moderation
we're done when I say we're done
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failed π
The Unknown King of Moderation
amy came at 12:00 AM
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how u know
The Unknown King of Moderation
just a guess
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π€
Wade
Amy shut da fuck up canβt even last one day of nnn hope a bus runs you over stupid bitch ass dog
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MHM
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I just launched a fucking sweet tart across my room
π―πππππ―πππππ
HCSGIUHVIUHVS
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DAMN WADE
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me too
The Unknown King of Moderation
why was there that much pressure in the packet
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wish tht was me fr
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do you want a cookie
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π?
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I CAN FLY
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AYUDGHAYGU
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rip bert and sam
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you will be missed
Wade
Not really
Flappy.
bro whats this convo onnn
Wade
πΈ
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what did it say
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WHAT DID IT SAY
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WHAT
Flappy.
its a secret
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DID
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IT
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SAY
The Unknown King of Moderation
send more noods and then I'll tell
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AHEM
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U STILL OWE ME 2 PICS ACTUALLY
The Unknown King of Moderation
what
The Unknown King of Moderation
me
The Unknown King of Moderation
since when
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
π―πππππ―πππππ
SINCE NOW
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and my pokemon CARDS
The Unknown King of Moderation
e
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oh
Wade
The Unknown King of Moderation
har har har har
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ok i gtg
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bye
The Unknown King of Moderation
byeeee
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bye
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tell me if toastr comes on
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bet
Wade
Har har har
Flappy.
buh byee
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i wanna tell him smth
The Unknown King of Moderation
i always cum
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bye flappyyyy
Wade
OOoOo
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:)
Wade
I showed him the screenshot btw
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stop
π―πππππ―πππππ
STUF IO IO VSIM TRYNA DELETE IT
Flappy.
byeee have a nice day
The Unknown King of Moderation
someone's getting brave
The Unknown King of Moderation
hehehe
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NO
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ACTUALLY
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WHAT DID HE SAY
Wade
Heheheheh
The Unknown King of Moderation
what screenshot
Wade
Heheheh
Wade
HEHEHEHEHEH
The Unknown King of Moderation
is amy horny for toast
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no.
Flappy.
Toamy will prevail β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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OH?
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TOAST AND AMY SHIP?
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TOAMY???
Flappy.
yes lots
The Unknown King of Moderation
HEHEHEHEHE
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i like buttered toast
Wade
This screenshot
The Unknown King of Moderation
me and my friend made an entire theme song to market "ButterLube"
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delete
The Unknown King of Moderation
it comes in a tube
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wade
The Unknown King of Moderation
WADE
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
delete
The Unknown King of Moderation
PUT DARK MODE ON BRO
Wade
MAKE ME
Flappy.
onfg
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YEAH
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jake delete
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UR AGAISNT HUMANITY
The Unknown King of Moderation
dark mode or I'm doxxing you fr
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FR THAT'S ACTUALLY PSYCHO
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delete the screenshot
Wade
Amy u said delete?
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ye
Wade
I did
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ok
Wade
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
he better not see that wade
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hehehehe
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
NO
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I SS IT
Wade
Flappy.
why not ;)
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
YOU NEMATODE
π―πππππ―πππππ
MUAHAHAUASHUSIAD
π―πππππ―πππππ
AUSAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wade
π―πππππ―πππππ
U HAVE
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
WHY DO YOU HATE ME
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THE ALMIGHTY POWER
Wade
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
STOP
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MUAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Wade
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
TOAST I WAS KIDDING
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HE'S LYING
Wade
Youβve been Desdpooled
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NO SHES NOT
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SHES SO INLOVE WITH U
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
he does have hot eyes thi
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LIKE SHE WANNA HAVE YO KIDS
Flappy.
m-hmmm (you are madly in love)
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
o
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
like they're gray
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
they're so pretty
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i love gray eyes
Wade
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i will instantly fall in love
Wade
Nah u love Blue eyes
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not in this casze tho
Flappy.
gotta go everyone
Wade
Toastβs blue eyes
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they're like grayish blue
Wade
Ooh I have his response too!
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BYEEE
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
I have green eyes with a blue ring around them
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what did he say
Wade
Heheheheheheh
Flappy.
oh hang on i can stay for this
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
no
π―πππππ―πππππ
IUCHISVHIUGVGVSIU
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
leave
π―πππππ―πππππ
JAKES ARES
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
please
π―πππππ―πππππ
EYES*
Flappy.
thats my cousin his eyes are gorgeous
Wade
HehehehHEHEHEHEHHEHEHAHAHAHAH
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ARE SO FUCKIN DREAMY
The Unknown King of Moderation
I am your cousin
π―πππππ―πππππ
GORGEOUS EYES
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
no but toast's eyes are so awesome
Wade
Screenshotted
Flappy.
my cousin is 12
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MIXTURE OF BOTH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
wait i have a screenshot somewhere
The Unknown King of Moderation
I am 12
π―πππππ―πππππ
.......................
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
of toast's eyes
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SS
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
istg
Wade
πΈπΈπΈ
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
stop
π―πππππ―πππππ
IHUVHSUVHVSIU
Wade
Heheheh
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
what was his response
The Unknown King of Moderation
p e r h a p s
π―πππππ―πππππ
HUACIUHCISUCH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
wade
Wade
Heheheheheheh
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
what
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
was
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
his
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
response
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she
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tryna
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fuck
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toast
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in
π―πππππ―πππππ
the
π―πππππ―πππππ
ass
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
what
The Unknown King of Moderation
AMY NO DON'T PEG TOAST
π―πππππ―πππππ
HSIUAHIUDCIHU
Wade
Ima send him this convo
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joi-
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
\
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
rfn34
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
no
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
sorry i had a stroke
Wade
I have most of it screenshotted
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
wade
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
but what was his repsonse
Wade
HEHEHEHH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
WHAt
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
doe
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
mean:??
Wade
Wade
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
BUT THE RESPINSE
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
WHAT WAS THE RESPONSE
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AMY TRYNA FUCK CONFIRMED
Flappy.
wade pls i wanna leave π
Flappy.
tell
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
stop i just wanna know what he thinks
Wade
The power I have rn is literally insane
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fr
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
wade istg
Flappy.
wade.
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make her send noods too
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i will
The Unknown King of Moderation
blackmail fr
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
Wade
Thatβs racist
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
noods
Wade
Whitemail
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
noodles
Wade
African American Mail
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brownmail
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South Asian Mail
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ok but tell us
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WHAT
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WAS
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HIs
Flappy.
oksy im leavign bye
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RQWK
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noooo
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flappyyyy
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yellowmail
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redmail
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i need emotional support
Flappy.
SOMEONE GOTTA TELL ME THO MESSAGE ME ON UWU WHAT HE SAID ALR
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U OWE ME 5 NOW
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what
Flappy.
JUST PRETEND IM THERE
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WADE
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5 inches maybe
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YOU NEMATODE
The Unknown King of Moderation
you don't get the last ones
The Unknown King of Moderation
hehehe
Wade
Hehehe
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fine
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5 days of ur NNN RUINED
The Unknown King of Moderation
noooooooooooooo
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you corpulent coccydynia
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tell me his response
The Unknown King of Moderation
guys help she's sabotaging me
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stay strong
The Unknown King of Moderation
shush you already failed
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i was kidding
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i wouldn't give up that fast
The Unknown King of Moderation
mhm sure
Wade
Lmao
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i follow the path of master oogway
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he cant stay strongπ€
The Unknown King of Moderation
you have three hobbies and two of them are waking off
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and okcron
The Unknown King of Moderation
*whacking
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IM TO GOOD AT IT
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YOU CAN STOP INSULTING ME NOW BTW
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wade
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1000% YES
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RESPONSE
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what
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wade response
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NOTHING
Wade
HAHAHAHAH
The Unknown King of Moderation
i-
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NOTHING
The Unknown King of Moderation
i dont have one tho
Wade
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why do you laugh at my pain
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U HAVE A PUSSY?
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AHIDHIUAUFHUHFIUFHFU
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why do you enjoy it
The Unknown King of Moderation
nahhhh
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πππππππππππ
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HELP
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jakeussy ngl
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WaDe
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wadce
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was
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wade
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WADUSSY
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WADUSSSY
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SS
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no stop
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worstjokesever.com/community/p/6542949b866fe331b4a8ca8e
Wade
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wade
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please
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WHAT DID HE SAYY
Wade
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im gonna cry
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i hate you
Wade
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lmfao wade
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WTF WADE
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DONT YOU WANNA KNOW
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what he said
Wade
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WADE
The Unknown King of Moderation
vote here
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wade please
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i will do anything
Wade
Amy rn
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lmao literally
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i wanna know
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please
The Unknown King of Moderation
that was such a dope scene
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for old times sake
The Unknown King of Moderation
how the door just closed and he was writhing there in pain
Wade
Lmao
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like me
Wade
Iβm closing the door
Wade
Then opening it
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please
Wade
Over and over
Wade
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why
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WHY
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WHYYYYY
Wade
Dang gotta wait 24 hours to call myself PissMaster Wade(The Man Behind the Slaughter)
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ok
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but
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TELL ME???
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PLEASE
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you dont understand how much it measn to
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me
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rip
Wade
Wade
Aaay Jake should I have Purple Guy as my pfp or Pissmaster Rick?
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why
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i think you're bluffing
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he just didn't respond
Wade
No he definitely did
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suuuure
Wade
Hereβs proof
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pissmaster purple guy
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where is da proof
urfavvirgo
MESSEGE ME ON UWU
The Unknown King of Moderation
okay
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i cant im on chromebook
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HI EMMM
Wade
See? He responded
Wade
YEEES
Wade
Idk how to do that so prob one or the other lmao
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WHAT DID HE SAY
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did he say ok
Wade
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did he say something bad or good
urfavvirgo
Amy right now I want u to imagine him doing icks
Wade
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wade
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i hate you
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so much
urfavvirgo
like the ickiest things ever
The Unknown King of Moderation
em what's your uwu acc
Wade
urfavvirgo
urfavvirgo
urfavvirgo
messege me
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bro tryna make a move π
urfavvirgo
we have to talk
Wade
DAYUM
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wade
urfavvirgo
Amy shut up and think abt toad taking a fat shit
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i'm good
Wade
Yes bb
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tell
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me
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what he said
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or give me a hint PLEASE
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VIRGOOOO
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or message me on uwu
urfavvirgo
FONUTTTTTT
Wade
What shall you give me in return..
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what do you want
Wade
Watch my newest FNAF short and give it a like
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ok
Wade
SCRATCH THAT
Wade
Watch all my shorts and like them each once
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ok
Wade
Cool after u do that Iβll post it
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ok
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hold up
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i cant do it on my school computer
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so you're gonna hatfa wait like 10 mins
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kk?
Wade
Kk
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that's it
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THAT'S IT
Wade
Yep
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WHAT
Wade
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bye
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<3
Wade
Get dunked on
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bye wade
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;)
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AYO?
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what
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WHYD U WINK
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oh typo
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WAMY
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>
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NO
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YES
Wade
Wait what
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toast
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UGYVYUSYUVSV
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WAMY
Wade
WAIT WHAT
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NO
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STOP
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NAH
Wade
Shit what have you doneβ¦
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WHY DID YOU WINK
The Unknown King of Moderation
AMY IS HORNY FOR WADE TOO
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
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STOP
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NUH UH
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PLEASE
Wade
AMY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY DO THAT
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but i like toast
Wade
Also I disagree with that ship name, do better
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WAMY NO FUCKING WAY
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TORTURING HIM RN
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ME TOO BUT FOR YOU
Wade
Do better
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not wamy
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WAMY
The Unknown King of Moderation
WAMYYYYYYY
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THREESOME>
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bruh
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THREESOME???
Wade
Dibs
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AHADIUDHUADIA
The Unknown King of Moderation
#TOWAMY
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um
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ok
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Um
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no
Wade
Lmao when I realize that u shipped Toast and I ate on bp
Wade
πΈ
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no
Wade
Too late
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no
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oj
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ok i gtg fr
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bye wade :0
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)
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see
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no winl
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k
Wade
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NO@RI
Wade
Bye Amy ;)
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what
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT
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typo
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TYPO
Wade
>;)
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hehe
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ok bye jake and em and wade and flappy and donut and TOASTIE
urfavvirgo
BYE AMY
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ily all of you <3
Wade
Toast isnβt on
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ik
Wade
But I amπ
urfavvirgo
especially toast
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
urfavvirgo
LOVE U BYEEEEE
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VIRGOOOo
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MY POOKIE
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LOVE YOU BBG :)))))
Wade
;)
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HEY GRLLL
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<3
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BYE DONUT
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<333
urfavvirgo
HEY MY BOO THANG
urfavvirgo
HES NOT MAD ANYMORE
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DAMN NO REPLY THAT'S CRAZY
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BYE AMYYY
urfavvirgo
WE FEEL ASLEEP ON FT LAST NIGHT
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BITCH I JUST DID
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<333
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U MEAN THE WANNABE CHOLO?
urfavvirgo
IF U MEAN NATHAN THEN YEA
The Unknown King of Moderation
virgo more like virgin
Wade
Lmao
Wade
I thought of the best name ever
urfavvirgo
β¦ why would I want to be anything other than a virgin at 13??
Wade
People fuck at 12
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idk ive known people who are worse than that
urfavvirgo
yea ik some of my friends but not me
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one my friends lost theyre virginity
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im just a fatass pussy going " HOW TF? HOW DID U NOT- WHERE DID U FIND A PLACE TO DO THT?"
The Unknown King of Moderation
where there's a will there's a way
urfavvirgo
IM THE ONE GOING STOP TALKING BOUT IT IM IMAGINING THINGS NOW
The Unknown King of Moderation
dat pussy is permanently altered
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AYO?
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GYAAAAAAAT
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i remember this one dude would shout tht at me everytime i stood up
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and i didnt know why
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NOW I DO
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I DIDNT KNOW WTF GYAT MEANT
urfavvirgo
MY GIRL U HAS THAT GYATTTT
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HAD TO ASK MY FUCKIN BSF
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FRRRR
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flat bitches COULD NEVA
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gonna be near jake all i heard in the back from a distance
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"GYATTTTTT"
The Unknown King of Moderation
literally
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thts what he said with them photos fr
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OMG VIRGO
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GO ON UWU CREW
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I WANAN SHOW U THE SKELTON I DID FOR HALLOWENE