Iw on

I HATE YOU

COSMO

L

fuck

guys

yeah?

I actually almost won omg :D

I go kill u

can at least like 2-4 pple help me

sure

L

what do u need?

Wit wat

NO BUT LIKE YOU ALREADY MADE THE 1000TH TODAY, WHY A SECOND TIME😭

hol

on

smh

flappy

W L tho

i gotta leave in like 2 min

im finna kill uer

she said she’d BRB

BUT NO

I wanna case

ITS BEEN AN HOUR

I can give you like a rap album case

nd I need someone to like judge it nd someone to go against nd someone to pick it

TRUE

If it’s about RAP, then i’m in

no matter what I want u out

then ur our accused

check DISC

That sounds really nice! I'd be happy to help

Cosmo keep him out

me?

ok

Joker that sounds hella chatgpt bro

no

oh

for what

Alright i got a good case for you

sont

a case amy

fucking

say

rap

Who’s better, MF DOOM or BLACK THOUGHT!?!?!?!?!

no

As an AI-generated software, I cannot provide a good example of an impersonation of myself.

thats not a case

ic

It’s a debate

ok anyways, gus can you choose I don't want u to judge or go against me

mf doom duh

Smearing peanut butter on your crotch and your dog licks it clean off

okkokok

(choose the case)

soudns good ^^

wheres Jake he'd be an amazing judge

Ask Madi

no.

jakes being such a

whore

how severe is the case going to be? Like a murder or running a red light?

Here is your case: Eminem was just alone in his studio, minding his own business, when suddenly, a dark figure appeared out of nowhere, and stabbed him. Who killed Eminem????

No..

Dr. Dre

I'm a lawyer not a dectevtive

whats our latest drama

omg no

ok so like

I have an idea

oh?

ill pop back tmrw

Is it rap-related?

in a bit

I need a Jude a person to go against nd a person to fight for and a person for the person I'm fighting to fight for

judge

i’ll be the opposing lawyer

jake or madi can be the judge

okayy

you can defend someone

im the guard by the door

Then i’ll oppose amy i guess

…no?

YUP YUP

ur not in this rb

I trust jake

charlie’s opposing me

I can be jury maybe

cause

or you could be the defendant

I thought charlie was the judge…

I'm going to sound REALLY stupid

what's a jury

A murder ^^

How the FUCK are you going to a lawyer without knowing what a jury is??

a group of pepple that decide the verdict with all of the informaiton taken into accoutn

oh yeah

calm down

cya guys tmrw

bro

no

I’ll be the rap-criminal

ok bye

Lmao she’s a lawyer in training

ill read through this tmrw

ok gus can you like make up a case with small pieces of evidence for us each, like make amurder

Charlie, I killed someone last night, you need to help me out

i can make chatgpt do it

alright ^^

Guys just do my Eminem murder bro

ty

NVM

okay so you’re the defendant

Facts, w murder mystery

NO SCREENSHOTTING THAT AMY

Btw hi Wade

i need a plaintiff

wade

be my plaintiff

okay

K

you’re the person accusing sah of murder

was Wade killed or framed or js a suspect?

oh

GUS

sah is the defendant

yea?

shes the one on trial

Yeah, i killed wade

noo

I’m dead guys

you killed his brother

wade you can’t be dead

ypure my plaintiff

give us each some small pieces of proof, give us each like a time a place nd js shit that will make this be put tg

Stabbed by subway foot long

youre accusing sah, the defendant

or have Amy use chat hpt

If you killed wade then how the fuck is he going to be the jury????

WADE

smh

he’s not the juru

YO AMY

WHRE MY HUG AT BRO

Oh, oke, I'm a little bit nervous, I'm sorry

YOU ACCUSED SAH OF KILLING UR BORTHER

LOL

I’m the plaintiff

okay guys wait

waiit

Well he could posthmously be the jury but he can’t be the plaintiff if he’s deceased

I cause SaH of killing my pookie bear

im gonna list a everything out

Accuse

MWAHH <333

okay so charlie

yes

youre the lawyer for sah, the defendant

yes

wade, you’re the brother of umm

OMG GUYS IT WILL BE SO INTERESTING AGQHWHAHHSHSHAJJA

YAYYY

Tot

cosmo

Plaintiff is used for being SUED you idiots, not fucking murder cases

tot

who is tot

OH NO STOP

Murder at ~8:05-10:00pm as prime suspect walked in and out out of building at around 8 and 10 respectively (caught by the cameras of the building) is that ok so far?

Teoadt

toast

and i’m his lawyer

go to amy

Yuuur

okay

lets commence

Alright i guess i’ll be the jury then

exhibit a

no

OKEOKE SO I KILLED WADES BROTHER RIGHT

im thje jury

SAH YOU CANT ADMIT

oh!

Ur admitting to it lmao

That makes my job a lot easier

You just said you were the defendant bro wtf

nd Jake is the judge?

what is the law in order

GUILTY, SHE KILLED MY POOKIE

yEWss

the defendant was caught by 2 security cameras at around 8 and 10 respectively.

Maybe

i call to the stand, rapboay

rapboat

AMY

NO WHAT

he was an employee

in the building

PLEASE LKE WE NEED TIME

But i’m a professional rapper

TO LIKE

okkkokkk

(I don’t think Charlie knows how this works)

I make millions of dollars rapping

No I want time to like go over it

do you swear to tell the whole truth, and only the truth?

nd plan

nd talk to my

working part-time to give back to the community

who is my defender

whtvr

*hand on bible*

Charlie

rap boat

I was in my studio recording my next album at the time of the murder

So it can’t be me

fine,

NO KO

you idiot

NO*

youre a witness

that i’m calling

to the stabd

Bet it was the black guy

not a fucking suspect

I witnessed it live out of the window of my mansion

fuck y'all I need a witness

ykw

Oh no, then I will go to jail probably (I'm just kidding, I believe in Charlie)

(I’m winning this easily

i smashed in rap boat’s head with a gavel, case closed

(no you will, I thought we where gonna have time to like talk it out with the pple nd shit)

(Amy w lawyer)

ikr

FCUK YEAH

(Nooo, we will win, we will see)

nuh uh

Amy please

The security show up and grabs amy and hauls her out of the building

you MURDERER

at least a day

noo

NO I WASNT THAT

i AM security

Paramedics show up and rush RAPBOAT to the hospital

Amy got Phoenix Wright Lawyer Skills fr

i’m also in your walls

I think I just witnissed grave things at this courthouse

YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE THE FUCKING JUDGE WTTTFFFFFFFF

i’m saul goodman bitch

Even better

what am i

Jury

bet

The police SHOW UP to the court and arrest amy on the spot

I'm jurt too horray

mine <3

LAW IN ORDER

I GOT MY DEGREE OFF ZOOM

A

SO LIKE

M

Y

WE NEED A JUDGE

DONT EXPECT MUCH BITCHES

*better call saul theme starts playing*

jake

YEEZ

But where is jake

He died, I stabbed him

SAH!

HIII

I don't want to go to jail guys

y'all can we like have a day to prep smh

hold on imma call the number for inspiration

Sup

I DIDNT KILL ANYONE

noo

HES ALIVE

why

I’m back bitch

were u stalkin

okay okay

THEN WHO DID I STAB

Madison on jury duty?

DLAPPY

Me

FLAODO

FLAPÖYYYYYYY FINALLY YOU ARE HERE

Madison*

FKSKSOSI

DKSKSO

I’m a ghost

DLDLSOOCKAOOF

DKSOODRO

WHY IS IT AUTOCORECTING

Wade aren’t you the defendant??????

Oh

Hellooo

Spooky fr

Flappy aFlao

FKSOOT

FLAPPY

FKAKAO

FLSLPSORFKXSBWJWI

guys is madi on jury

Ohhh

20 more messages until we reach 1000

Maybe

FLAPYP

no ?

Jk

Can we take a bathroom break?

Flappy, can you like be my person that like says SAH didn't kill no one

Look that's why you need math, because you can't even count

This ins't 12 angry men

Yes it is

Bathroom break? Are we in fucking kindergarten?

:o

yayayayyayay

I need to piss

So Flapöy also defends me

yes

guys i’m making a post

FUN FACT - a break is called a recess in a court of law :D

I will piss on the judge, Ik my rights!!

ALR

No, because it's sus

AGQGQGAHAHAHHHASJ

But i’m a witness and I SAW HER kill wade out of my mansion window

ANYONE in law js go to he thingy

THAT IS VILE

FLAPPY?

BE MY WITNESS PLEASE

Damn now I’m desd

I formally testify against SAH

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

OH FOR WHAT

guys

Wade YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF THE DEFENDANT 5 MINUTES AGGOOOOO

mg post

he’s the plaintiff

Ohhh

HIIIIIII<33

FLAPPY SAH AMYS POST NOW

FLAPPY, you are SAHS witness

you where with SAH from 5pm to the morning

WHICH CHAT ARE WE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amys