Is Anyone Online?

Ello!

ello

hello my minion

I require bananas

no

no u dont

what kind of bananas

Yellow bananas

so like

The most flavorful banana so I can serve Gru

oh

...

interesting

you seem very dedicated

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join if u want

I am very dedicated to Gru’s cause.

lol

We must steal the moon and cookie gorls

bruhhhh

lol

Gru instead of the moon, we should steal the sun!

Or both! Then we can make our own little solar eclipse in a jar!

yes

great idea

We’ll be so rich

lol

We might as we

We might as well steal all the other planets while we’re at it

oh thats great

Ikr?

other galaxies too

YES

we fr gonna win science fair wit this

ima go to sleep

All hail Gru

gn my minions

Good night!

and paw

hurry up and joiin us

gn

Join uss

i will tomorroww

k

Yaay

ill make my own

Yaayaa

cause SOMEONE wont do it for meeee

I was stuck in the sewers

oh really

whatd you see down there

Yes really, I fell in the toilet, the dog flushed it, and down I went

oh woww

did you see any rats

I saw things I cannot unsee. Things that will shatter your reality, and take away your innocence, thinks so incomprehensible you can’t even fathom..

Oh yea I saw rats

that sounds like pretty serious shit

oh hang on a police car stopped at my neighbors house

I also found a mininun minion drawing down there

Can’t tell if ur joking or not

giv

I can’t, a turtle in a ninja mask took it

im not

Damn teenagers!

youth these days..

Ikr

I mean it’s not like I can go after them..

its that damned phone

but ur deadpool 🥺

That means I’d have to get flushed down the toilet again..

Wait before u get any ideas..

is that

a bad thing?

Wait stay away from me..

Don’t u dare..

surely i mean

it cant be thatt bad

No no stay away from me

nemo from that one pixar movie did it

surely you can too

BACK AWAY OR ILL STAB U

, right?

stabbing people is very mean

stabbing people is probably illegal

Shit. Get away from meee!!

nuuuu *pushes towards toilet*

Nonono

I need my minunion.

NOW.

*struggles*

Nonono!

*flushes*

hehheheheee

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*plumps in sewers*

“Uhhhhh ok”

I got shoved down the toilet and tasked with a mission to retrieve a drawing

If I come back empty handed I’ll probably be flushed down again

ooooh! :3 is it a minunion drawing, by chance? owo

Yea that!

awe '^'

Can I have it?

thas vewwy importan to me

But pleaseee

I

I really need it

i will, ^w^, but you hafta giv me something in return OwO

Uhhh u want a banana?

I was thwinking mor along the lines of your left lung :3 :3

UH WHAT[Hey] Voice in my head? [Yea. Ay dude u have a healing factor]

But I don’t wanna give up my left lung..

Anything else besides my left lung??

ÓwÔ you dont wanna give up your left lung?????

I mean….I would..if there’s no other options…are there any other options?

whatzabout your intestines??? :3

Both of em? Why not like my liver or my left toe or my privates or my pinkie or my

OH WAIT SHIT NOT MY PRIVATES

pinkies are too small, you silly goosey ^w^

[Alr cool she didn’t hear about the privates say something else]

but... owo, whats this?? hey silly, thats a pretty cute nose you got there... wanna giv to me?? •w•

Out of evrything on my body..you want my nose?

[Stop questioning and give her the fuckin nose]

youw nose looks vewwy boopable >w< but, if you wan you could always go with the left lung!!

[Which one will regenerate quicker?] My nose is smaller [The give the nose] Alr, I’ll do my nose. Do I just cut it off or…

Mhm! Thats what most of my clients prefer. If you want to tho, i could bite it off for u! :3

It

Ok

It’ll regenerate..it’ll regenerate..*cuts off nose* AAEGH FUCK!!

ōwō u sound hurt.. awe you okiee??

(yoo dp where you go)

YEAA I’m fine…[be strong] *gives nose*

(Sorry had to do soemthing and Im going to bed in a bit, wanna continue tmrw or..)

yay:3 your art shoul be shwipped by tmw!!

Yaaaaay..*crawls back up pipes*