I Won!

but im sad the chat ended

nooo

lowk i think we killed the chat

jake leaving killed the chat

oh

thats indeed a horrible disease

eh

dinner is the priority

yeah

speaking of which

gabagoon

im hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

when is it recess

sameeeeeeeeeeeee'

oh in 8 minutes!!!

yippee

ayy

yippee

nooooooooooo we have to goooo

ye mallllllllllllllllllll

byeee

noo

ur prob the sad emo femboy twink

not a femboy 🥀

lmaoo

WHY WERE WE TALKING ABOUT CRACKED RUBY

He was crazy dude

Just cracked my ruby

who up cracking they ruby

teeing my recks rn

frfrfr

just like me leaving killed the site 😔

Guys guess what I learned just now

fr

I cannot handle parties

rlly

Yeah

Wasn't even a party either

howd you figure it out then lmao

Just a fun little gathering in my Chaplain's apartment

lmao

I stayed for like 5 minutes and then had to leave cause I felt too awkward

nearly got raped at a party

thats so real

Tried making conversation with people, didn't know what to do after

😔

im so bad at conversation

wtf

I feel bad cause he's super nice but man it's so draining for me to try and meet new people 😭

meant to coppy past ete flower

ppl are too hard bro

I think it's just ME who's too hard

pause

LMFAO

I just can't bring myself to keep starting conversations with strangers 😭

same bro

ive been at my job for 3 years and just started making actual solid friends this summer

Dude it took me soooo long to open up to people at my work

bro same

but the funny part is im not friends with any of the girls my age

I was never super close with them besides one who was like ecstatic about being involved in everyone's lives

im friends w all the hs freshmen and one guy my age

yeah same broski i just cant talk to strangers without imagining cutting of their pisciatil and feeding it to em

real

so relatable

girls my age terrify me so I don't make friends with them

just women in general 😭

they scary

they so judgey sometimes

ikr

bro that dude traumatized me he showed me his dick and he was a circumcised loser but lowk it was kinda big 7 inches

just let me live ffs

yeah fuck women

Mal you should listen to Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek by Chiodos

oh..

ooooo okay

only 147 inches shorter than mine

You probably liked it

not bad

gay

catchin' not pitchin

gayyyyy

proof?

ermmm naww

leave ur windows and door open tonight

Hey when are you guys all getting off tonight

PAUSE

GETTING OFFLINE

bet im wide open

LMFAO

Wsg

when my internet turns off

holy nips

Scooter tell charlie to respond to my damn messages on disc

them shits hangin

No

about when will that be

bro got man boobs

11

your time?

ahuh

me btw

damn 😔

I was gonna watch a movie but it's like 2 and a half hours so I wouldn't be back in time

It's alr I'll do it tomorrow lmao

heartbreaking, ik 😔

don't speak that way to mama bird

unless u wanna learn to fly early

Sorry mommy

WHY

what movie

🥀

my heart

i loved her

wah

😔

so so sad

the fourth rebuild evangelion movie

oo

my friend is making me watch the whole series

the movies suck though ngl

damn rlly

Yep

smhsmh

tell the movies to stop sucking

The original show was pretty interesting and artistic but the movies are garbage

or

uh

wait

maybe dont

WOAH

WILD

"stop sucking, movies!"

sounds a bit

F

R

"its hurting my brain"

E

K

Y

wait i missed a letter

freky

fuck

lmfao

Imma go touch someone

ANSWER ME

um

Make me

THATS MY JOB

I WILL

Sybau

I AM YOUR ELDER

DO IT HOW

Hie

ARE YOU DISRESPECTING ME?

Hoe

Y3s

woah calm down old man

YOU ARE NOT TUFF LITTLE BOY.

I am tuff

I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU 😭

your teeth are gonna fall out

no, you are ffut

literally me

WHO THE FUCK IS GABAGOOEY!!!!

which is a word I just made up right now

go get your cane gramps

>he doesnt know about gabagool NGMI

My teeth are perfectly gorgeous and straight unlike eli

also its more than a year

BARELY

my teeth are not gorgeously straight

So can I go now

cus im not a grampa

Grampas have dentures

WHO ARE YOU

still more than a yer

I have real genuine human teeth

which look perfect

prove it

but are FAKE

how 😭

idk

lmfao

😬

See

there's my real teeth

i see plastic

i can still see the price tag

you forgot to cut it off

WHAT RHE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY SHIT

WHAT

I TRIED TO LOOK UP A PICTURE OF LIKE SMILING TEETH

WHAT THE FUCK

OMFG

WHY IS THERE A WEBSITE

WHERE YOU CAN BUY TEETH

WHAT TTHE FUCKKKK

UM

WELL

HOW ELSE WOULD THE TOOTH FAIRY HAVE MONEY TO LEAVE UNDER OUR PILLOWS

WHO IS SHE SELLING THESE TEETH TO

mmm enamel

THE TOOTH FAIRY IS A CRIMINAL

HUNGRY BITCHES

damn the 10+ cracked and broken teeth looking mad fire rn

did yall ever see that one teen titans go episode w the tooth fairy that ate the teeth

WHOOOO AREEEE YOOUU

help my hair is tickling my ears

YES

LOLLL

YES OMG

IT TRAUMATIZED ME

ta ta ta ta ta *eats teeth&

Yours are gonna look like that if you keep talking faggot

cut it off

Nah tbh it lowk looked like popcorn kinda wanted to taste sum

but i worked so hard to grow it out :(

RACIST

BAN HIM

Woah there gngy

bro

ay im growing my hair out too!!!

I look like a real, genuine, totally tubular surfer cowabunga dude man

whaaaat

thats so cool

replace the C with a P and now we're talking

as a professional see-through-screener, i can confirm

oh cmon so we're lying now??? FEMBOY

Femboy twin haircut

twink

SEXIST

Thank you for the confirmation 🙏

bro stop fake revealing

de nada mein freund

MODS GET HIS ASS

Imma touch someone like rn to be excited

I lowkey probably need a haircut soon though

we arent your dogs bro

why won't you message charlie for me

im getting a trim next week hopefully

are you two still having your gay little beef

i got hella split ends

Dope dope

ahuhahuh cus im going to a concert and i want pretty hair for it

cry more to mommy

BUT HE WON’T SAY WHO HE IS AND SAID A BAD WORD

it won't unrape you

Ooooh cool!!! What concert?

benson boone 😋

Niceeee

im so excited

my cats being so dramatic cus i wont feed her

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK

I’LL RAPE YOU FUCKER

HOW BOUT YOUR FUCKING FACE

I'm going to 2 concerts next month and they're literally one day after the other

how abt your neck

I HOPE YOU KNOW I PACK A CHAINSAW

what concertssss

New chat

Mae/The Spill Canvas & Emery (As Cities Burn, Good Terms, and The Classic Crime are the openers)

6 bands in 2 days

gonna be wild

oooooo damn

They're emo bands my dad used to listen to when I was a baby and now I got into them so I bought him and I tickets for father's day

thats so fun

yupppp

yessirrrrr

yessiree

i have an awesome light up 4th of july cowboy hat for my concert

Hell yeah

i so excited

I bet it'll be AWESOME

YES IT WILL

WOOP WOOP

WOOOO

YAHOOOOOOOOO

Wanna see what I'm doing rn

sure

alr one sec

kkk

Kirby in the dormmmmmmmmm

whaaaaaaat

crazyyyy

yessss

woahhhhhhhh

i’m being boring i’m j sitting on my couch

but it’s a green couch

Ooooh

and i have a 4 foot goose on it too

WHAT

ahuh

That's pretty NOT boring if you ask me

shes almost as big as me

WOAHHHHH

AWESOME

SO AWESOME

HER NAMES GOOSALINA

I LOVE IT

AMAZING NAME

YESSSSSSSSS

i have some random ass shit in my room

Same

I have toy dinosaurs on my desk

that’s so cool

And a mug from Denny's

i have a table of random figurines

BUT IT'S A COOL MUG CAUSE IT'S FROM THE DENNY'S IN MY STORY

THE ACTUAL DENNY'S

WHAAAAAAT

I WENT THERE WHEN I DROVE OUT TO TEXAS

THATS SO COOL

AND MY DAD COERCED THE POOR SPANISH SPEAKING WAITRESS TO GIVE HIM A MUG

i have a luke’s diner mug from gilmore girls

OOOOH

LMFAO

It was so awkward

i betttt

oh stop wait wanna see the coolest mug ever

He was like "habla espanol?" and she said si and then he was like "GIANNI COME HERE"

BAHAHAHAHAHA

And I was like HELL NAH I don't know enough spanish for that 😭

that’s so funny

YES YES

I GOT IT FOR MY BDAY LAST YEAR FROM MY FRIEND

WOAHHHH

THAT'S AWESOME

ITS SO COOL

OMG I LOVE THE LITTLE FROG GUY

HES A LEGRND

YESSSS

YESSIREEEEEE

I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA FOR A GAME WE COULD PLAY

OOOO OKOK

SO SINCE WE'RE BOTH WRITERS

YK THAT GAME WHERE PEOPLE TAKE TURNS SAYING LIKE A SENTENCE AND THEY MAKE A STORY OUT OF IT

YESYESYES

WE SHOULD DO THAT ON LIKE A GOOGLE DOC OR SOMETHING

THATD BE AWESOME

YESSSS

That was actually the first thing I ever tried to do on wje lol

YESSSSSSSIREEEEEEE

that’s awesome hahaha

Lemme see if I can find it lol

okay lmao

worstjokesever.com/community/p/collaborative-story-time

My first ever community post

that commenter is lame as hell for just ending it there

i know 😔

smhsmh

OK OK WE NEED A TITLE FOR THE DOC IM MAKING IT RN

“THE BEST STORY EVER”

HELL YEAH

bro my eyelashes randomly decided to grow and i’m so happy

Niceeee

My brother has like freakishly long eyelashes for an 11 year old boy

daaamn

got itttttt

yayayayyaa

yipeeeeee

yahooooooo

hmmmmmm my creativity is failing

THINK MAL THINK

GET THOSE JUICES FLOWING

IM TRYINGGGGGGGG

TAP INTO THE CREATIVITYYYYY

AHHHHHHHHHH

I GOTTA LOCK IN

HMMMMMM

THERE

SMTH BASIC

LIKE WHAT

LIKE WHATTTTTTTT

I DID IT

Oh ok it wasnt loading lmao

smhsmh smh

ok mine kinda sucks

nono it’s good

okok hmm

ok my sentence sounds weird but that’s okay

NO I LIKE IT

TYTY

I feel bad for like immediately contradicting your sentence but I wanted to make it seem spooky and twisty 😭

stop so did i 😭😭😭

We're so good at this lmao

it’s cus we’re the same

Yup

muahahahahahahaha

Do you wanna do the next one or should I

you do it

okie

never question the Big Buttcrack of Pinkness

What…..

Looks different cause of my dark mode extension lol

SHE SAID DON'T QUESTION IT

yeah fr bro follow instructions ffs

How u feel holding jake

what the hell does that even mean 😭

bro you j don’t even understand

a literary masterpiece is being created as we speak

Literally better than any piece of literature I have ever written

Tolkien is rolling in his grave rn

precisely

indubitably

that’s my word

it's mine now

muahahahaha

noooooo i will never hand it over

then I'll take it >:)

THIEF THIEF

UH

IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

MUAHAHAHA

LIFE ALERT CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

NOT AFTER I, ASSHTON, HAVE ESCAPED!!!

MUAHAHAHA

NOOOOOOO GIVE ME MY WORD BACK

NEVER

I SHALL UNITE ALL THE EVIL BUTTS IN THE WORLD

WE SHALL BE CALLED THE LEAGUE OF CHEEKS

CAN I JOIN

ASSHLEY CAN CAUSE SHE'S A BUTT

NO PUNY HUMANS ALLOWED MUAHAHAHA

BUT

IM SHORT SND SILLY

HMMM

PERHAPS I CAN MAKE AN ACCEPTION

YOU ARE AWFULLY COOL, AND WE NEED A COOL PERSON HERE ON THE LEAGUE

YESSSSSSSSSS IM SO COOL

LIKE

😎IM THIS COOL

HOLY SHIT

HO

LEE

SHIT

THAT'S PRETTY COOL

AHUH

LIKE

😎😎😎😎😎😎

THAT COOL^^^^

WOAH

CALM DOWN

THESE COOLNESS LEVELS

I CAN'T HANDLE THEM

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

ALL OF THOSE EMOJIS ARE IN MY GENES

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JUST ROLLING AROUND GENEING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE COOLNESS

IT'S OVER 9000

NOW IM AN EXTRA SCARY WOMAN

IM UTTERLY TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YOU ARE FAR TOO COOL FOR ME

I AM SHIVERING IN THESE BOOTS RN

EHEHEHEHE AND IM SHORT AND SILLY

THAT JUST ADDS TO THE SCARINESS

TRIPLE SCARINESS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHORT WOMEN = SCARY

TALL WOMEN = UNSCARY

SHORT SILLY WOMEN = SCARY SCARY

EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

SHORT SILLY COOL WOMEN = SCARY SCARY SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I VERY SPOOKY

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱