Sudden Lesbian Declaration
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This meme is funny because it's a super blunt statement, right? "Now I'm a lesbian." It's like, no big explanation, no big coming-out story, just 'BAM!' new identity. You probably think everything needs a dramatic backstory, but sometimes things just... are. People change, they figure stuff out, and sometimes they just casually drop it on social media like it's no big deal. That's the 'observational' part, you thick-skulled individual. The 'anti-humor' comes from the lack of a punchline; the abruptness *is* the joke because it subverts expectations of how such an announcement might be made. You're probably sitting there, still trying to find the setup for a knock-knock joke. Typical.
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I STAND BY WHAT I SAID
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I LOVE WOMEN
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE SCARED OF THEM
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BE CONSISTENT
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FAIR POINT
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THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOUR "FATHER"
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"HE" IS LESS WOMANLIKE
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GAH
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HOW'S THAT FOR CONSISTENCY
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MUAHAHAHA
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NOT GOOD ENOUGH
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GASP
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WHY DO YOU LOVE WOMEN IF YOURE SCARED OF THEM
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MAKE UP YOUR MIND
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BECAUSE
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UH
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UHHHHHHHHH
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YOU'RE MY CHILD I'LL GROUND YOU FOR ASKING THESE QUESTIONS
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NO MOM
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IM A BIG GIRL
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AND I LIVE FAR AWAY
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YOU CAN DO SHIT
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I WILL HOP ON A PLANE
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RIGHT NOW
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FLY OVER
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AND GROUND YOU
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ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
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YEAH?
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I WILL
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JUST WATCH
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I AM COMING.
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AND NOT IN A FREAKY WAY.
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IM WAITING
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sure sure sure
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WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NAME???????
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GOOD CAUSE IT'S LIKE A 7 HOUR FLIGHT
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A WOMAN OF MY LESBIANITY NEEDS NOT SUCH LABELS
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HURRY UP TELL THE PILOT TO FLY FASTER
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LIES
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OH SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME
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I SEE HOW IT IS
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WELL NOW YOU'RE *NOT* GETTING GROUNDED
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REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY YO AHH
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NUH UH
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I WOULD HAAAATE THAT
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DONT COME
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reverse psychology again muahaha
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WOOOOOOOOOAH
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REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY X2
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YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT NOW IM COMING AGAIN
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OH NOOOOO
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OH YEAH
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NOOOOOOOOO
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YEPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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THATS NAUGHTY
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STOP IT
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NOPE
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YOU
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TOO LATE
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BONUTCRACK
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...
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STOP CUMMING
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what
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did you
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just call me
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I SAW THAT
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a bonutcrack
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how
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DARE
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you
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uh no you didnโtโฆโฆ
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uh yeah i did
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wrong
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you know
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youโre colorblind
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youre being a real bonutcrack right now
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SO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU
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HEY WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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TOO FAR BRO
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THAT RLLY HURT MY HEART
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OH IM SORRY
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NOT AS BADLY THOOOOO
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IM SO SORRY
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HOW COULD YOU
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NO WAIT PLEASE FORGIVE ME
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I AM *NOT* A BONUTCRACK
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I TAKE IT BACK NO YOU ARE NOT
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IDK IF I CAN
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THAT WAS SO MESN
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NO PLEASE
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๐ข
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IM SO SORRY ๐๐๐
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THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER
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๐งโโ๏ธTHIS IS ME DOWN ON MY KNEES APOLOGIZING
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(if you get that reference then youโre my favorite person ever)
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IK DO
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ID O\
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I DO
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cannot type for the life of me
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RLLY
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RLLY RLLY RLLY
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YES
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I MOST CERTAINLY DO
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WHAAAAAAAAT OMGOMGOMG
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NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME WHEN I SAY THAT
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THEY LIKE
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but we arenโt on a playdate
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LIKE UGH
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TSK TSK TSK
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So where are you gonna go now?
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ALASKA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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THATS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER
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ITS SO FUNNY
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It's AMAZINF
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AMAZING*
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YES
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no i ALMOST forgive you for calling me a bonutcrack
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AW MAN IM SO CLOSE TO TOTAL FORGIVENESS
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SO CLOSE
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IM ALMOST FINISHED
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WITH ACHIEVING FORGIVENESS
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SO CLOSEEEEEE
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๐ญ
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GAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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that sounds like mr krabbs laugh
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LMAO WAIT YEAH
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LMAOOOO
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This has been, without a doubt, the greatest conversation I have ever had
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EVER
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IN HISTORY
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LIKE IN WHAT KIND OF A CONVERSATION DO PEOPLE INVENT THE WORD "BONUTCRACK"
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IDEK
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ME TOO
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MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING
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I bet asshley hurts more from all that rolling around she's had to do ๐ญ
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i think sheโs even rounder than before now
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All that rolling smoothed her out
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like one of those rock tumbler thingies
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MY GRANDMA USES THOSR
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THAT'S SO COOL
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AHUH
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My grandma's so cool she makes all these little artsy craft things
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my other grandma is less cool cause she's an alcoholic who disowned the entire family basically
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oh damn
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thatโs cool!
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one of my grandmas overdosed a few years ago
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oh no :(
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and all i said when i found out was โofc she didโ
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WHAT
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THAT'S CRAZY ๐ญ
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BUT LIKE
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I WASNT SURPRISED
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AT ALL
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MY WHOLE BIO FAM IS FUCKED UP
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AW :/
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ITS OK THO
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LEAST IM
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NOT RLLY
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FUCKED UP
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YET
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jkjk
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i wonโt be a fuck up
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YEAH YOU'RE AWESOME!!!
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YIPPEEEEEE
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WOOOOP WOOOOOP
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WAAAAHOOOOOO
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YEEEEEEEHAW ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
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damn my phone turns off in 8 mins
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thatโs rlly rude
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AWWW NOOOO :(
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
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:((((((((((((
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SADNESS AND DEPRESSION
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INDEED
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HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON
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๐ฅ๐๐คโ๏ธ๐ญ๐ซ๐ช๐ก๏ธ
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IDK MAN
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MY EPICNESS WILL BE GONE TIL TMRW
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IDK IF I CAN MAKE IT THAT LONG
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WITHOUT ALL THAT EPICNESS
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OH NO MAKE IT TIL TMRW
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I'LL TRY
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IT'LL BE SO HARD
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(that's what she said)
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(i generally have that affect)
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CLIPPED
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NO
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HEHEHEHE
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FUCK MY THING WOULDNY LOAD SO I COULD DELEYE IT
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NOOOOOOO FUCK
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MUAHAHAHAHA
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HEHEHEHEHEHE
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HOLY TABS BRO
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SORRY IT'S FROM SCHOOL EARLIER
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AND THE DOCS ๐ญ
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LMAOOOO
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time's almost up ๐๐๐
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noooooo
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we gonna be so lonely
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๐๐ฅ
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โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐ก๏ธ๐ชโน๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ
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โน๏ธ<-- literally me
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frfrfr
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GOODNIGHT
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TALK TMRW
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GOODNIGHTTTTT
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SLEEP GOOOOOD
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OKIEEEE
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THANK YOU YOU TOOOOO :)))
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YUPPEE
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๐ด
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THAY BETTER BE YOU SOON
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BYEEEEEEE ๐๐๐
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I PINKY PROMISE
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BYEEEEEEEEWE
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YOU TOO GET SOME SLEEP
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GOODNIGHTTTT :)
Cosmo the Intern
he ain;t a lesbian. he gay