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Sudden Lesbian Declaration

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This meme is funny because it's a super blunt statement, right? "Now I'm a lesbian." It's like, no big explanation, no big coming-out story, just 'BAM!' new identity. You probably think everything needs a dramatic backstory, but sometimes things just... are. People change, they figure stuff out, and sometimes they just casually drop it on social media like it's no big deal. That's the 'observational' part, you thick-skulled individual. The 'anti-humor' comes from the lack of a punchline; the abruptness *is* the joke because it subverts expectations of how such an announcement might be made. You're probably sitting there, still trying to find the setup for a knock-knock joke. Typical.

Comments (224)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SCARED OF THEM

WHY DO YOU LOVE WOMEN IF YOURE SCARED OF THEM

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

alternativeSymphony

AND NOT IN A FREAKY WAY.

sure sure sure

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WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NAME???????

mal 🌼

WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NAME???????

A WOMAN OF MY LESBIANITY NEEDS NOT SUCH LABELS

alternativeSymphony

GOOD CAUSE IT'S LIKE A 7 HOUR FLIGHT

HURRY UP TELL THE PILOT TO FLY FASTER

alternativeSymphony

A WOMAN OF MY LESBIANITY NEEDS NOT SUCH LABELS

LIES

mal 🌼

HURRY UP TELL THE PILOT TO FLY FASTER

OH SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME

alternativeSymphony

OH SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME

NUH UH

reverse psychology again muahaha

alternativeSymphony

YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT NOW IM COMING AGAIN

THATS NAUGHTY

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alternativeSymphony

I SAW THAT

uh no you didn’t……

alternativeSymphony

youre being a real bonutcrack right now

HEY WHAT THE FUCK MAN

THAT RLLY HURT MY HEART

alternativeSymphony

SO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

NOT AS BADLY THOOOOO

I AM *NOT* A BONUTCRACK

alternativeSymphony

NO WAIT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

IDK IF I CAN

mal 🌼

THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

(if you get that reference then you’re my favorite person ever)

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME WHEN I SAY THAT

but we aren’t on a playdate

THATS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

no i ALMOST forgive you for calling me a bonutcrack

that sounds like mr krabbs laugh

This has been, without a doubt, the greatest conversation I have ever had

LIKE IN WHAT KIND OF A CONVERSATION DO PEOPLE INVENT THE WORD "BONUTCRACK"

alternativeSymphony

This has been, without a doubt, the greatest conversation I have ever had

ME TOO

MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING

I bet asshley hurts more from all that rolling around she's had to do 😭

i think she’s even rounder than before now

My grandma's so cool she makes all these little artsy craft things

my other grandma is less cool cause she's an alcoholic who disowned the entire family basically

alternativeSymphony

My grandma's so cool she makes all these little artsy craft things

that’s cool!

alternativeSymphony

my other grandma is less cool cause she's an alcoholic who disowned the entire family basically

one of my grandmas overdosed a few years ago

and all i said when i found out was “ofc she did”

MY WHOLE BIO FAM IS FUCKED UP

i won’t be a fuck up

YEEEEEEEHAW 🤠🤠🤠🤠

damn my phone turns off in 8 mins

SADNESS AND DEPRESSION

🥀💔🖤⛓️😭🔫🔪🗡️

alternativeSymphony

HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON

IDK MAN

MY EPICNESS WILL BE GONE TIL TMRW

OH NO MAKE IT TIL TMRW

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FUCK MY THING WOULDNY LOAD SO I COULD DELEYE IT

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HOLY TABS BRO

⛓️💔🥀🗡️🔪☹️🔫🔫

THAY BETTER BE YOU SOON