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Sudden Lesbian Declaration

Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This meme is funny because it's a super blunt statement, right? "Now I'm a lesbian." It's like, no big explanation, no big coming-out story, just 'BAM!' new identity. You probably think everything needs a dramatic backstory, but sometimes things just... are. People change, they figure stuff out, and sometimes they just casually drop it on social media like it's no big deal. That's the 'observational' part, you thick-skulled individual. The 'anti-humor' comes from the lack of a punchline; the abruptness *is* the joke because it subverts expectations of how such an announcement might be made. You're probably sitting there, still trying to find the setup for a knock-knock joke. Typical.

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    • I THOUGHT YOU WERE SCARED OF THEM

    BE CONSISTENT

    THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOUR "FATHER"

    HOW'S THAT FOR CONSISTENCY

    NOT GOOD ENOUGH

    WHY DO YOU LOVE WOMEN IF YOURE SCARED OF THEM

    MAKE UP YOUR MIND

    YOU'RE MY CHILD I'LL GROUND YOU FOR ASKING THESE QUESTIONS

    IM A BIG GIRL

    AND I LIVE FAR AWAY

    YOU CAN DO SHIT

    ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

    AND NOT IN A FREAKY WAY.

    Anonymous

    AND NOT IN A FREAKY WAY.

    sure sure sure

    Anonymous
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    WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NAME???????

    mal♡

    IM WAITING

    GOOD CAUSE IT'S LIKE A 7 HOUR FLIGHT

    mal♡

    WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NAME???????

    A WOMAN OF MY LESBIANITY NEEDS NOT SUCH LABELS

    Anonymous

    GOOD CAUSE IT'S LIKE A 7 HOUR FLIGHT

    HURRY UP TELL THE PILOT TO FLY FASTER

    Anonymous

    A WOMAN OF MY LESBIANITY NEEDS NOT SUCH LABELS

    LIES

    mal♡

    HURRY UP TELL THE PILOT TO FLY FASTER

    OH SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME

    WELL NOW YOU'RE *NOT* GETTING GROUNDED

    REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY YO AHH

    Anonymous

    OH SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME

    NUH UH

    I WOULD HAAAATE THAT

    reverse psychology again muahaha

    mal♡

    DONT COME

    YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT NOW IM COMING AGAIN

    Anonymous

    YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT NOW IM COMING AGAIN

    THATS NAUGHTY

    STOP CUMMING

    mal♡

    STOP CUMMING

    I SAW THAT

    a bonutcrack

    Anonymous

    I SAW THAT

    uh no you didn’t……

    you’re colorblind

    youre being a real bonutcrack right now

    mal♡

    you’re colorblind

    SO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

    Anonymous

    youre being a real bonutcrack right now

    HEY WHAT THE FUCK MAN

    THAT RLLY HURT MY HEART

    Anonymous

    SO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

    NOT AS BADLY THOOOOO

    HOW COULD YOU

    NO WAIT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

    I AM *NOT* A BONUTCRACK

    I TAKE IT BACK NO YOU ARE NOT

    Anonymous

    NO WAIT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

    IDK IF I CAN

    THAT WAS SO MESN

    IM SO SORRY 🙏🙏🙏

    THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

    🧎‍♂️THIS IS ME DOWN ON MY KNEES APOLOGIZING

    mal♡

    THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    mal♡

    THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

    (if you get that reference then you’re my favorite person ever)

    cannot type for the life of me

    RLLY RLLY RLLY

    WHAAAAAAAAT OMGOMGOMG

    NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME WHEN I SAY THAT

    but we aren’t on a playdate

    So where are you gonna go now?

    THATS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

    ITS SO FUNNY

    no i ALMOST forgive you for calling me a bonutcrack

    AW MAN IM SO CLOSE TO TOTAL FORGIVENESS

    WITH ACHIEVING FORGIVENESS

    SO CLOSEEEEEE

    GAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    that sounds like mr krabbs laugh

    This has been, without a doubt, the greatest conversation I have ever had

    LIKE IN WHAT KIND OF A CONVERSATION DO PEOPLE INVENT THE WORD "BONUTCRACK"

    Anonymous

    This has been, without a doubt, the greatest conversation I have ever had

    ME TOO

    MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING

    I bet asshley hurts more from all that rolling around she's had to do 😭

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i think she’s even rounder than before now

    All that rolling smoothed her out

    like one of those rock tumbler thingies

    MY GRANDMA USES THOSR

    My grandma's so cool she makes all these little artsy craft things

    my other grandma is less cool cause she's an alcoholic who disowned the entire family basically

    Anonymous

    My grandma's so cool she makes all these little artsy craft things

    that’s cool!

    Anonymous

    my other grandma is less cool cause she's an alcoholic who disowned the entire family basically

    one of my grandmas overdosed a few years ago

    and all i said when i found out was “ofc she did”

    I WASNT SURPRISED

    MY WHOLE BIO FAM IS FUCKED UP

    i won’t be a fuck up

    WOOOOP WOOOOOP

    YEEEEEEEHAW 🤠🤠🤠🤠

    damn my phone turns off in 8 mins

    that’s rlly rude

    NOOOOOOOOOOO

    SADNESS AND DEPRESSION

    HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON

    🥀💔🖤⛓️😭🔫🔪🗡️

    Anonymous

    HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON

    IDK MAN

    MY EPICNESS WILL BE GONE TIL TMRW

    IDK IF I CAN MAKE IT THAT LONG

    WITHOUT ALL THAT EPICNESS

    OH NO MAKE IT TIL TMRW

    Anonymous

    IT'LL BE SO HARD

    (i generally have that affect)

    FUCK MY THING WOULDNY LOAD SO I COULD DELEYE IT

    NOOOOOOO FUCK

    Anonymous
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    HOLY TABS BRO

    SORRY IT'S FROM SCHOOL EARLIER

    time's almost up 😔😔😔

    we gonna be so lonely

    ⛓️💔🥀🗡️🔪☹️🔫🔫

    SLEEP GOOOOOD

    THANK YOU YOU TOOOOO :)))

    THAY BETTER BE YOU SOON

    mal♡

    THAY BETTER BE YOU SOON

    I PINKY PROMISE

    BYEEEEEEEEWE

    Anonymous

    I PINKY PROMISE

    YOU TOO GET SOME SLEEP

    he ain;t a lesbian. he gay

    Peaceful Vervet Monkey