I Win

YOU WANT SCREENSHOTS???

Winner gets priority

anyways

OF THEIR E SEX?

BAHAH I WIN

no mine was first

even if theres speakers, theres still no subtitles

Yes lol

I WAS GONNA COMMENT "UNH" AS THE LAST COMMENT

EMILY ARE YOU READY

Look, I’m happy with my relationship and I don’t care what the fuck anyone else has to say about it

L

No

Amy, don’t do that

I fully support you

Stop actually

fine

I'd call tht a W but esex wild frfr

BUT

HOLY SHIT

That’s not considerate to her

oh.

STOP IT

EWWWWWW

(uwu)

ok but theres still esex

Amy, please dont

(We gonna talk shit fr)

Madi wouldn’t like that

Jake hollup

Army send it to me frfr

i’ll cut out her lines?

Eh fuck you guys I’m gonna watch the Super Bowl with people who love me

R u sending Amy ss of u and Madi?

she didn’t have any

WHAT ABOUT ME

no

DANG IS U ANNOYING ME BRO

don’t u dare use Madi to try to protect urself

I’m not, I’m trying to protect her

okay jake maybe you’re right

im doinf that too but its boring asl

JAKE SHOW ME UR PENIS

I doubt she wants that being shared all around

Nigga wha,...

SHOW ME YOURS

You shouldn’t be acting like that Amy

but i’m not going to show any of what maid said

JAKE WHY U FUCKING IGNOR8NG ME

(Uwu)

quotebook

maid

Bro this is shocking to you?

Show what you want that I said, but leave her out of it please

nvm i misread it

i’m not showing anyone dw

THATS ME

Idk why you need to do it in the first place

JAKE WTF ARE U MAD AT ME OR SUM SHIT

cause you won’t admit it

Moral of the story: Dont trust Amy

NO IM DEALING WITH STUFF ETHAN

Jake weve already all seen what goes on on here

RIP

^^^^

Look, me and Madi DO say and do a lot of…weird things, but that isn’t solely what our relationship is composed of

JK LMAO

We do it because we enjoy it with EACH OTHER

And that’s only a fraction of the time we spend together

nobody claimed you were only together FOR esex

so it’s Esex?

jsut that

it happens

.

It’s not e sex if you look into it

“time we spend together” on calls?

We’re not role playing

This is so wholesome

please.

We’re not showing each other shit

Aye if u know autterpop tell me if u do

thats not what esex is bruh

just keep it off of here.

I cant say the same for me

im sorry

We just talk about things to have fun

but

I've seen shit

Crazy shit

God would be sad shit

Smh

Lol

Unh!

you ARE the autterpop

bro wha...

Yeah no I’ve disappointed God so badly with this

why do you insist on being gross on here? it’s really, really uncomfortable, and it ruins a lot of conversations.

But…we’ll get married…eventually

So it’s uh

my foot is all fizzy

Okay

Trust me buddy , what you do is nothing to what I have done.

^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^

how does a foot get fizzy

like soda hehe

Don’t beat yourself up over it, we all sin

UNGH!

^^^^^

idrc wtf you do anywhere else but in front of other people its really gross and

nobody likes it 😭

foot soda?

AAAAAY SAME

Okay, I’ll talk to her about cutting it down on here

do you have an extra chromosome perhaps?

fall asleep

:(

It’s not like we’re actively doing that shit all the time

you said that last time, and it’s still the same

Most of the time we just make jokes

TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

GUYS HOLLUP

You guys just act like sensitive pussies when we do

its still yucky

There’s worse shit in here

except for them apparently they rlly enjoy they’re esex

WHY TF U GUYS CARE SO MUCH?

Listen to your own words

no bc its gross

excuse me?

plain ick

disgusting

Womp Womp nigga look at the rest of the jokes on here

nobody wants to hear that shit

Jake they're jealous they cant have e-sex with anybidy

YOU INTERJECT IT IN EVERY CONVERSATION 😭😭😭

ITS NOT E SEX WADE

💀

EMILY RESPOND ON UWU SO I CAN HELP WITH YHE SITUATION

Yah lol

Yeah.

And yk who it is

Jake

what was it

I think you’re being the sensitive pussy rn

Look, we’ll try not to do it as much. At least I will.

^^^

😭

No,.

as much is not enough.

Dif person

zero

guys im depresse

he is throwing a bit of a fit but oh well

depressed

just cut it down man it’s not that hard.

Suck it up amy

I meant me

You don’t get what you want just cause you’re jealous

how about you suck it up and stop being such a fuckin horny idiot?

Be happy I’m cooperating at all

Based

W

I think so

And you do roleplay.

Yeah , her

I’ve seen it

How about you stop being a jealous bitch?

Thts wht I'm tlk8ng about

No we dont

guys can you see me?

Yes

Wade leave it alone

ye

kk

Vertigo

“Madi come sit on my dick”

okie dokie

That’s rp

Im sorry

FUCK

what?

thats nto how it works

cause you know she can’t sit on ur dick

This was a joke

Jake CHECK UWU

emily uwu

Just like 90% of the other things are

jake

you cant just

claim

joking

that’s not how it works ?

Dont worry Jake, we've done worse

Why? Everyone else does it whenever they do something wrong

it’s still icky and gross

Ethan and I

no ?

that’s really not

FLAPS

No?

did me calling u autistic as a JOKE actually hurt ur feelings?

no

look jake, you’re not a bad guy, and you’ve helped me a lot, but please just. stop. it’s not even that big of a task.

^^^^^ exactly

exactly

UNGH

Okay, I’m done arguing about this shit. If you don’t like it, oh fucking well, at least I’m gonna start trying. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get off this site and spend time with REAL PEOPLE.

can you stop, it’s really fucking annoying.

all were asking is to stop sexting your girlfriend in front of us

ohhh kay.

HEP

THATS SO FUNNY

Cry about it

mk

WHAT ABOUT ME

THE EMPHASIS ON “real people” 😭😭😭

oh wow, theres a touchdown

wow

that’s crazy

ETHAN

OMFG MY BROTHER SAID THAT AS UR L

DO YOU WANNA JOIN MY GANG

MESSEGE POPPED UP

no one wants to join your autistic orgy

SHUT UP

Lol

JAKE JOINED MY AUTISTIC ORGY

UNGH

MY TEAM IS WINNING

YAYAYAY

ME TOO!

SO DID WADE

AND LEO

AND INGENIOUS

AND NATE

AND CHUNKE

AND AUBERGINE

AND HEROIN MONKE

FLAPS DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO WHERE THAT KID DRESSED UP AS TYLER FOR HIS TALENT SHOW

based gang

(this is how you kill chat)

NO

SHUT UP

WAIT KRIS

WAT

CAN I BE IN CHARGE OF VANCOUVRER BRANCH?

are you moving to canada?

Maaaybe

yes or no

no

PWEEASE

your only allowed to be in control of one branch sorry

I'll trade mine for Vancouver

when the mc comes to washington how many rp does it take to take you down?

SELLING MY ACC

YOU CANT DO THAT

ITS WHERE YOU IVE

100$

I WANT YOUR ACC

I live in Candna

MO D

DO YOU WANT A LINK

WHAT IF I PAY YOU WITH A GANG AFFILIATION

YOU LIVE IN WASHINGTON NOT CANADA

ALL OFTHEM

YEAH YEAH SEND ON UWU

...

*lived

Tell MD ur paypal

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERENT MOVING

i dont havae a credit ard

come onnn pleaseee

Rip also I jkin

so where do you live wade?

ethan what if i payed you in robux?

How much

100 to 1000

idk how much

the gift card has $10 on it

Vancouver

Here tell me code and I'll give pas

i dont want the n word pass

wade be honest

Vancouver

man yall really took over chat

NAH CUZ STF IS THIS SHIF TRUE MB GRAMMAR DED

based

youtube.com/shorts/zGPkFBDjmjI?feature=shared

BRO THERES A TEMU AD ON THE SUPER BOWL

ikr

wild

DID IT SHOW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE AGAIN!?

WADE BE HONEST

I SAWW

WHERE

DO

YOU

LIVE

dunno

IF I GIVE YOU CONTROL OVER VANCOUVER

I live d in Vancouver

I live in Tejas

THEN YOU DONT HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER WASHINGTON

so you used to live in vancouver

Can't I have both? Just gimmie control of the border between them

o then you cant be a branch leader

WHERE DO YOU LIVE

VANCOUVER OR WASHINGTON

BOTH

FUCK YOU MEAN BOTH

I LIVE IN BOTH

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

u live on the border?

YES

ARE YOUR PARENTS DIVORCED SO YOU LIVE ONE WEEK IN WASHINGTON AND ONE WEEK IN VANCOUVER?

Lol

Totally

Let it grow let it growww

w

i made that one canva

based

I could do better smh

Just do Vancouver branch

is your house

more in vancouver

or washington

both

CHOOSE ONE

Vancouver cuz Deadpool

BUT WASHINGTON IS WHERE THE PRESIDENT LIVES

But Deadpool

but joe biden

WAIT I GET CONTROL OVER THE PRESIDENT!?

i mean

not legally

illegally?

its sort of like

have you ever played assassins creed syndicate?

nop

dam

well

were sorta like

i dont know how to describe it

lol

have you seen that one always sunny episode with the dennis system

or hold on ima post a link to a video about skyrim

watch all of it

itll explain everything

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CBmrI0KDQA

skyrims one of my fav games

ded chat?

yep

sey sey pod pod pod idibiks

huh

#genitalherpes rocks

chunke did you watch the video

wat vid

the yputube link

^^^^^

watch part 4 in the video

oh me dont rlly play skyrim

itll explain our gang thho

watch chapter 4

in the vid

don't eat yogurt, it's alien ectoplasm

the aliens ate my brains

dam bruv