I SUMMON TERRORIST 4.0

abra cadabra abra cazham i summon a big fat woman (terrorist 4.0)

fuck nvm my mom is dragging me to a addoption centre

OMG THE NUN

shit how's the adoption centre going

BITCH OML

GUESS WHT FUCKING HAPPENED

SO NO JOKE SHE LITTERALY WENT TO MC DONALDS AND ASKED WHAT I WANTED AND I SAID A LARGE SMOOTHIE

SO SHE ORDERS A SMALL ONE AND I SAY "MOM I ASKED FOR A LARGE ONE BUT THATS OK"

THE FAT BITCH.

THAT BiTCH

SHE DRIVE UP TO THE FUCKING WINDOW AND SAYS

"MY DAUGHTER IS HAVING A SHIT FIT BECAUSE I DIDNT GEt HER AA lARGE"

AND I DIDNT EVEN ARGUE WITH HER

IN FRONT OF A RANDOM STRANGER

NO FUCKING JOKE

WORD BY FUCKING WORD

AT THE END OF THE DAY I GOT A LARGE BUT IM NEVER GOING TO THAT MC DONALDS AGAIN FOR MY FUCKING SMOTHIE

I JUST WANTED A SMOOTHIE

HER ASS WAS LITERALY GOT A FUCKING BIGMAC

YOU DOTN NEED IT FOR FUCK SAKE

AND THEN I CALLED MY DAD ON HER PHONE BC SHE TOOK INE

CAUSE I WAS EMBARASSED

AND THAT FAT BITCH

SIDED WITH MY MOM

THE FUCK

FIRSTLY TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS WAS CROSSING THE LINE

AND THEN ME AND MY DAD WERE FUCKING ARGUING (we were in a store now bc she needed o return smth)

AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "everyone is looking at u bc ur aguring with ur dad"

AND?

LIKE TF

AND I WAS SO CLOSE TO SAYING "you should be worried about ppl looking at you with ur weight

BUT I DIDNT

LMFAOOO

NAAH YOU SHOULD'VE I'D BE SO PROUD OF U FOR THAT

I WAS SO CLOSE

BUT ID BE SIX FEET UNDER

FRFR NOT BOUTA DIE AT 13

LIKE I OPENED MY MOUTH AND I WAS READY TO SAY THE FUCKING WORDS

OH AND THE REASON WHY I WAS GONE FOR LIKE 4 MIN LIKE JUST RN

WAS BC I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND SHE SAID "im a lazy fat bitch i cant help you find your remote to the tv"

AND I FUCKING SAID "ur not lying"

THAS WHY IWAS GONE FOR 4 MIN

BC SHE WAS BEATING MY ASS WITH A FUCKING BELT

this is a recent photo of me! <33

im dead now!

god is calling me!

LMAO

have fun in hell<33

i'll meet you thereeee

bitch my mom is so mad at me

i about to invade her with my army

your pizza army? DO IT

The true Italian execution

why she so mad though? like what mcdonalds shut down?

FEEDING MY MEN THE REAL FOOD

READY FOR BATTLE

RELOAD YOUR PEPPORONIS

THE LEADER (me) IS READY

bro but why is ur mom so mad? like for what

what did you do?

BITCH I CALLED HER FAT

WAIT BEFORE THE MCDONALDS

WHEN SHE SAID "im a fat lazy bitch" I SAID "ur not lying"

NO LIKE JUST RN

OMD how's she get mad in the first place? Wasn't she at mcdonalds?

FUCK I THINK SHE BE TALKING TO THE LEADER TO MUCH

FR NEED TO STOP GETTING IN TROUBLE

FRFR THE FAT ASS-NESS IS RUBBING OFF

MY DAD JOINED IN THE WAR

FINALLY we needed new Italian soldiers

we'll use his stomach as a shield

BHAHAAHAH

ur leader

my leader

LMAOOO

we r he most iconic duo ever

wait no this is ur leader

frfr

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OH HAIL M

BITVCH

LOOK

TIS IS THE ARMY OF THE LEADER

LMFAOO FRRR

NO WAIT

THIS IS UR MASTER

LMAOOOO

Makes a whole ass BOMBING

BHABHABAH

THIS IS THE MASTER OR THE MASTER

ur soldiers be like:

fr

I present to you the MSMC PIZZA

the only typa weapons you'll be using

ur army getting for war:

and these are ur bullets

WAIT NO this is ur gun the Glock.34 PIZZA CUTTER

BHAHAHAH

REAL

FRFRR

BITCH I FOUND A PHOTO OF MY MOM AND DAD AND IT MADE ME CRY

NO WHY ARE TOU CRYING BRUH

CAUSE THEY WERE SO HAPPY I FEEL SO BAD

WHEN DID THEY SAY THEY WERE GONNA TALK TO YOU? yk abt the serious talk thingy

SATURDAY

IT'S SOUNDS SCARY FR

FRRRR

TELL ME HOW IT GOES THO

SEE YOU IN A BIT THOUGH MY MOMS FINALLY FEEDING ME SOME FOOOD

YEAAA

TALK AT 10?

AND STOP MF CRYING

YEAH SURE

NAH THEY LOOK SO HAPPY

IM HANGING IT IN MY LOCKER

I'M BACK

ALSO SPEAKING OF LOCKERS U NEED TO CLEAN URS OUT AGAIN

RRR

FRR

IM STILL CRYING BTW

ITS JUST SO FUCING SAD

NO ACTUALLY STOP YOU ACTING LIKE IT'S UR FAULT

BITCH IT PROLLY IS

NAH THEY WERE HAPPY

IM SHWOING U THE PHOTO ON TUESEDAY

YOU SHOULD WE'LL HANG IT UP IN UR LOCKER

AFTER WE CLEAN IT

MAYBE IM CRYING OF JOY BC THEY WERNT FATASSY

BACK THEN

FR

ONG MAYBE THEIR TEARS OF PURE HAPPINESS YOU NEVER KNOW

FR

AND PLUS WHAT IF THE SERIOUS TALK IS SOMETHING GOOD

THiS SHIT IS CRINGY IM GOING TO STOP CRYING

LIKE UR DAD IS GONNA START LOSING WEIGHT CUZ OF HIS LIVER ISSUES

MAYBE

FRRR

YEAH PLEASE STOP

HERE'S SOME FAT ASSES TO CHEER YOU UP

"weve bought yo ua rip to hawwai with terrorist"

TRiP*

THE WHALE

THE WHALLEEE

OMG IMAGINE

LMAOO

LMAOOO

What's the whale even abt? IS IT ABT THE FAT ASS EATING BIG MACS THE WHOLE TIME?

omg imagine it is

BITCH IDK BUT IT HAS SADIE IN IT

I LOOKInG IT UP

I AM TOO

i searched up the whale summary it says he "eats his way into death" BRO IT IS ABT HIM EATING BIG MACS TF

EW IS SO CRINGY

IKR

"The plot follows a reclusive, morbidly obese English teacher who tries to restore his relationship with his teenage daughter."

LMAOOO "MORBIDLY OBESE"

FRRRR

ITS SO FUNNY

I DON'T THINK HIS DAUGHTER WANTS TO RESTORE SHIT AFTER HIM BEING BUILT LIKE THAT

BRO IMMA WATCH IT

BAHHAHAHAHAH

ME TOO THINK

LETS WATCH IT tOGETHER RN

OH LIKE RN?

BET

OKOK

AIGHT I GOT IT

TELL ME WHEN TO START

OK RN

AIGHT EBT

I GOT IT PLAYING

BET*

ME TOO

it's so emo and cloudy

ugly ass bus

frfr

his screen is black b his stumach is covering it

BRUH WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A WHOLE ASS HORROR MOVIE. THE WHALE

OH SHIT

FR

oh nvm his cam doesn work bc he sat on it

LMAO

OMG HE'S SO FAT

IS THAT BITCH DOING WHAT I THINK HES DOING

YEAH

BRO

HES GAY TOO

FRR WHAT'S GOIGN ON

GOING*

if that fatass doesnt change his pants m going to kill myself

His ass can't even stand up his like MEGA FAT ASS

REAL

the nurse better be getting paid EXTRA for this shit

FRRR

bro didn't even ge tout of his sofa and he's already sweating shit

FRR

get out*

OH MY FUCK THAT GUY IS TALL

HOLLY SHIT ID BE SCARED

You two are the best.

FRFR IT'S A HORROR MOVIE FR

ESCAPE THE ALL FATASS OBBY

FRR

we know we are

BRO IMAGINE IN A DARK HALLWAY YOU JUST SEE THAT FAT ASS RUNNING TOWARDS YOU

BHAHHAHAHHA

so scary fr

ID LAUGH AND THEN RUN

Pizza, you should have called your mom a fatass piece of shit. She is a disgraceful excuse of a mother.

She doesn’t deserve to be a parent.

NO I HAD A REASON I PROMISE

IM REALLY RESPECTFUL I PROMISE

No but she crossed all the lines.

who

THE FATASS HAD A BOYFRIEND?

Your mom.

OML HOW AM I SINGLE

FRRR

she did kinda cross it

the line

I CANT TALK RN IM WATCHING A MOVIE ABOUT A FATASS

SO MANY FATASSES

FATASSES EVERYWHERE

SCARY

OBESITY AT ITS VERY FINEST

bitch he cant go to the hospital cause he wont fit in the beds or the doors

FOR REAL

I would strap him to a bed and put him on a diet

OMG AND HIS ASS IS EATING MORE CHICKEN

NAH

BITCH IM NOT AT THAT POINT

OH MY BAD

BUT BASICALLY

HE EATS MORE

OH IM AT THE POINT NOW

LMAO SUCH A FUCKING FAT BITCH

FUCK THAT BUCKET IS BIGGER THAN HIM

FR HE DOESN'T NEED ANYMORE CHICKENS FFS

HE DONT NEED ALL THAT

FRRRR

THE FUCKING ESSAY ABT THE WHALE? LIKE BRO U ARE THE WHALE, THEY PROB TOOK UR FAT ASS AS REFRENCE

why is it always raining like its so fucking emo

IKR

BRO IS GONNA BREAK THE BED OH NO

FUCK HE DOESNT NEED TO TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT

OML

FR FR

HOLLY SHIT

THE POOR BED

IKRRR LIKE SHIT HOW IS IT STILL STANDING

"im still standing yea yea yea

LMAO

OMG HE'S EATING MORE

BINCH GO BACK TEN SECONDS

OH WAIT

AIGHT FINE

IM LIKE 10 SECCONDS BEHIND

IM AT THE PART WHERE HES LOOK +ING DRAWRS

AIGHT BET BET

FUCK HES EATING CHOCOLATE NOW

WAIT NVM

NAH WAIT LONGER

WAIT FOR WHAT THIS FAT ASS DOES

HES SEARCHING UP ABOUT HIS FATASSNESS

SUCH A FAT ASS

HES EATING IT ALL

FUCK

LMAO IKKK

A CHILD IN AFRICA NEEDS IT

NOT HIM

FR LIKE HE EATS FOR LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 PEOPLE

"i would like one serving please" "ok" *brings 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 plates

LMFAO

at least his ass is feading birds

BAHHHA

ATLEAST

"does this mean im gog to get fat

FOR ONCE HE'S NOT GONNA FEED HIMSELF

sadie looks nothing like his fatass who picked these actors

FR

SADDIE IS MY FAV NOW

i wouldnt spend time with him ever

fr fat bitch like what is he gonna do? SIT ON ME?

HE WOULD

sadie wants the moneyyy

"that's probably a good idea" LMFAO

BHAHAHA I JUST GOT TO THAT PART

LMAOO SHE'S SO FUNNY

FRR

OMG HE CAN'T WALK FOR SHIT

BHAHAHAH FR

HE'S GONNA DIEEEE

ILOVE HER CHARACTER SM

FRR

THE WAY SHE JUST LEFT

WAIT DO YOU REMEBER THE PART THA WE SAW WHERE HE START LEVETATING

THE POOR COFFE TABLE

OML

LMFAO

FRR

THE COFFE TABLE NEEDS TO GO TO THE HOSPTAL NOT HIM

THE BED TOO FUCK HE PROBABLY BROKE EVERYTHING AT THIS POINT WITH THAT WEIGHT

BAHAHAHA

STOP WHY DID HE LEAVE PIZZA

HE'S HAD ENOUGH

FRRRR

HE LITTERALLY KNOWS WHAT TO DO

"i remeber

FR LIKE HE'S JUST LAZY ASF

FRR

OMG SHE'S GIVING HIM MORE FOOD

FUCK

NOT MORE

OMLLL

OH NO HE'S DYING

FINALLY

BITCH I STILL LIKE 10 SEC BEHIND U

OH MY GOD

HES CHOCKING

LMAO

HOLY SHIT

OML

OL

BRO SHOULDA JUST DIED RIGHT THERE

BRO HAS A FUCKING CLAW CLIPPER TO PICK THINGS UP

LIKE BRO CAN'T EVEN DO IT HIMSELF FUCK

WHY CAN'T HE JUST WRITE THE MF ESSAY

FR

yea fr where did he get all that weight

Ikrr

NOT HIS FAT ASS CRYING

HE BETTER BE CRYING OVER ALL THAT WEIGHT HE GAINED

FR LIKE I HAD A METAL BREAKDOWN OVER SMTH IMPORTANT

FRRR

"do you find me disgusting?" UH YES TF

FR

FAT GUY WHEELCHAIR LMAOOO

LMAOOO

HOW DID HE EVEN FIT

FRRRR

WHY IS GOING AROUND IN CRICLES

NO ONE CARES

LMAOO IDFKK

"hes dying" NO SHITT SHERLOCK

FRR LIKE I THINK WE CAN SEE THAT

WAIT THE GAY BF WAS HER BROTHER??

THAT GOT SO DEEP

TFFF

FUCK WHERE DI DHE SWAPN FROm

LMAOO

BRO'S LIKE MME HOOGSTEEN

FRR

AHHHHAAHAHHAHA HE CANT FIT IN THE DOOR

WHY IS BRO SNIFFING💀

LOOOL

MORE FUCKING PIZZA?

MY ARMY IS GETTING TIERD

OMD NOT MORE

FRRR

"this notebook is retarted"

BHAHAHHA

STOP HIS LAUGH IS SO SCARY

LMAOOO SHE'S SO ICONIC

HES DYING AGAIN

FUCK

MAYBE THIS TIME FR

THIS IS LIKE HIS 10TH TIME DYING

FOR REAL WHY CAN'T HE JUST DIE ALREADY

HES HUGGING THE FUCKNG NOTEBOOK LIKE HE WOULD HOLE HIS BF

LMFAOOOO

h\shes prolly going to write "ur the fattest bitch known o men go fuck urself"

"did I FUCKING ask" I LOVE HER

FRRR

NO WHY IS SHE GETTING EMO

FR

dang

"who would want me to be apart of their life" FACTS

FUCK HES AS FATASS A FAG AND EMO

FR AND GAY AS FUCK

WHAT TF

WTF IS SHE DOING WITH THAT KNIFE THO

NAHHH

FR

WTF IS GOING ON

FR

FUCK HES EMO

IKR LIKE SHIT HE REMINDS ME OF THE EMO GUY IN CONJURING 3

OMLL HE DOES

FR

"my parents would probably disown me" LIKE I WOULD TOO

FR

THIS FATASS IS GETTING EXPOOOOOOSED

FRRRR

dont look at the camera like that fuck thats a jumpscare

FRR

STOP his wife is so ugly like no wonder he's gay

PLSSSS

FUCK HES DYING AAIN

NOT AGAIN

COVER G

GO UNDER COVER

LMAO

WHAT IS HAPPENING

OMLLL

"there will be a grease fire inn hell

HAHAHAHAHAH

THE PIC THO

BAHAhAHHAH

"in the walmart parking lot

why is it so randommmm

fr

FUCK

NAHH

WOMAN DOWN WOMAN DOWN

LMAOOO

FATASS ARM ONTOP OF UGLY WOMAN

HAHAHAHHAHAHA STOP

obvi it was the last time swimming u cause a tsunami

fr they weren't gonna let you swim again after the chaos you caused

fr

THE EMOTINAL MUSIC

OL ITS SO FUNNY

LOL FRR IT'S SO EMO

MORE PIZZA?

SHIT NOT AGAIN

IM DONE

MY LEADER IS DYING

LMAOO HE'S EATING TOO MANY SLICES

WE HAVE TO FIGHT

ATTACK!!

OMG HE'S INAHLING THEM

*PEPPERONIS FLY AT FATASS

HOLLY FUCK

CALM DOWN

FUCK HE JUST KEEPS EATING WHEN DOES IT STOP

OL

BRO IS MAKING ME SCARED OF EATING

NOT THE RANCH TOO

OMFG

did he just put chips in a sanwich

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET

FR

I JUST SAW THAT LMAO

dang

you guys are still on?

were watching a movie

we're*

DAMN RIGHT WE R

WERE WATCHING A MOVIE ABOUT A FATASS

THE WHALE

nice

THE BIGGEST FAT ASS I HAVE EVER SEEN

NOT THIS BITCH AND HIS BIBLE AGAIN

HES LIKE GENISIS

FR HE'S THE NUN 2.0

lol

BITCH WE ONLY HAVE 20 MINS LETF

ALREADY?

YEAA

SHIT THAT DIDN'T SEEM THAT LONG

THAT WAS 2 HOURS??

ITS 2 HOURS

YEA

LMAO

"lying together naked" WTAF

EW\

WHY IS HE HORNY WTFF

"do you find that disgusting" YES OML YES I DO

FR IT IS

im agreeing with the conjuring bitch for once

for once this bitch did something right

fr

hes so close to his bible now bc he dont wanna be possesed again

LMFAOO

NOW HES EMO

FRRR

THESE SENTECES ARE SO EMO

"my parents want me to be a radiologist but i don't even know what that means" LMAO KRISTEEEN

OH NO HE'S JUMPSCARING EVERYONE WITH HIS FAT ASS NESS

PLS IM THE GIRL WHO IN THE CORNER TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

LMAO SAME

bro threw the computer harder than he threw a salad away

FRRR

he did not hesitate

FR

2?

why is liz back? AFTER ALL THAT FAT FUCK DID SHE'S BACK

2 FUCKING MEATBALL SUBS

HE DONT NEED THAT

TWO HE'S EATING TWO

HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED ONE

FR

FUCK GET UR EMO ASS OUT OF HERE

FRFRR

HES DYING

OMG

FR THIS TIME

FINALLY!

🥳🥳🥳

HE DIDNT EVEN EAT HIS MEATBALL SUBS

HE'S PROBABLY CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT

HE IS THE MF WHALE, SHE WAS WRITING ABOUT YOU

FRRR

THIS IS SO EMO STOPP

"this essay i you" NO BICH ITS U

UR THE WHALE

FR IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU

HES GETTING UP

OML

OH NO

OH NOO

ARE CHROMEBOOK ARE GOING TO BLOW UP

SHIT

OML

BIG ANIMAL

LMFAO

WHATS HAPPENING

IDFKKK

ThAT BITCH

OML

HES WALKING