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  • So is Hank

    yeahh i'm doing it for theatre productions

    also i'm talking to my ex (cause we're friends)and it's so funny cause apparently they got in trouble for switching seats on the bus and they only got caught cause they're tall

    and like twice as tall as everyone else

    but they're over a year and a half younger but like over half a foot taller

    to be fair my spine won't spine correctly

    That way if you fix your spine you'll be at a record height

    like i would literally grow around two inches if i did

    you go under and you're one height and then you wake up and you're suddenly a few inches taller

    Luckily for me, hey can make me shorter by about 3 inches max!!

    how does that even work though

    banned bee

    how does that even work though

    Idk bones and shit

    alsooooooo i'm auditioning for the school musical

    banned bee

    alsooooooo i'm auditioning for the school musical

    OOOO

    YEAHH we're doing tuck everlasting

    i only vaguely know it even though i should because my mom is literally a theatre teacher

    me and my friend were laughing so hard yesterday because our director was explaining the audition form questions and one of them asked about physical limitations and the FIRST example she gave was scoliosis

    MayWantsACoolName

    Dhksgsks I wish I was like 5'5

    If only height reduction surgery was safer

    i was just about to type that

    my fingers are cold so i'm typing slower

    banned bee

    me and my friend were laughing so hard yesterday because our director was explaining the audition form questions and one of them asked about physical limitations and the FIRST example she gave was scoliosis

    Dang

    Medical advancements in the next 30 years will probably be fucking awesome though

    Like scientists are working on ending aging we could be the first generation to live to like 200

    banned bee

    too bad this is america

    At least we're slowly progressing

    and i go to an amazing nationally recognized hospital for my scoliosis

    it's like the best one around

    MayWantsACoolName

    At least we're slowly progressing

    Big steps backwards recently though

    i'd spend a lot of time doing choir related stuff lmao

    and be with jordan all the time

    like i could rant in the best way about choir for hours

    banned bee

    and be with jordan all the time

    And you'll go on double dates with me and whoever I'm with because I'll force you

    we could live near each other

    you should name it after my middle name ✨

    And by the way that's my middle name now I'm stealing it ✨

    I mean if you'd be okay with it haha. We're good friends and I think it sounds nice :)

    yeahhh :) that would be awesome

    there's this one song that i can't stop listening to on repeat cause there's this one part with a scream and it just brings me so much joy

    it just came out last week you should definitely go listen

    So onto something depressing do we have any ideas on how I get out of here

    well i'm guessing the traditional way of running away still wouldn't work?

    we need to find someone for you to stay with

    yeah i'm trying to think who would be an option

    i mean jordan has that friend...but i dont think it would work

    None of this solves the fact that I can't legally just leave

    i'll be back for theatre in about 45

    Exuberant Porcupine