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“I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it”

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Thoughtless

1 year ago

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?" The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass." Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day "Bom bom bom bom bom babom" When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes? The man said: "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade, okey? Why not give it a try?" The duck said. Good bye Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold Why not give it a go?" The duck said: "How about - no." Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand: "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?" The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck! So don't get too close! The duck said, Adios Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any glue?" "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..." "Then one more question for you: Got any grapes?" And the man just stopped The he started to smile He started to laugh He laughed for a while. He said: "Come on, duck Let's walk to the store I'll buy you some grapes So you don't have to ask anymore So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes He gave one to the duck And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks But you know what sounds good? It would make my day Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store Has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle