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  • i look like this u dumbass

    I would come up with a couple hundred other characteristics, but it would crash the server with the amount of stuff I can say.

    You look gay asf holy shit.

    Like, what are you? 8 year old?

    also i like the pigtails fyi

    Her glasses are ugly as her wtf

    HOLY SHIT SHE'S A LESBIAN PIG

    Wtf do you do with your girlfriend? Hump her fatass?

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    None of you got dick to do stuff. You just suck each other's flatass non-existent tits and that;s all.

    Why would you writre that???

    That's not funny, dumbasss shitbag.

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    You think you look so cool by sending a picture of your ugly ass with the middle finger.

    You're talented at what? Eating Big MAcs?

    na i just wanted to make a point

    Oh shiiit. Shiver me timbers.

    dagger shes talented at winning all the food comps

    like the ones where u have to eat all the mf food

    Yeah, I can't seem to find them.

    fuck im enjoying the fact that i have noticeable tits unlike u

    I'm a guy, and even I have bigger pecs than you.

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    I don't wanna see your fat ass

    i had to prove lesbeans have tits, and ass

    bitch i have both and im straighter than a mf line

    If you were a normal girl who was into guys, then it would be different. But you're a retard who eats girls' ass.

    i have one of each, more than u'll ever have

    fuck no im only 13 and i get ore men then u do both men and womem

    You get one compliment from your pedo uncle, and you're like "OoOoOH, I'm So PrEtTy"

    fr like the only person that wants to eat ur fatass is uncle john

    Bitch, like I said before, I'm a guy, and I have a nicer ass than whatever deformed monstrosity you showed.

    Bruh, I'm not about to show my ass on here wtf

    How is that a challenge wtf?

    -_- thats not wat i ment but ok

    *Stop correcting me. Don't forget the period.

    ur username should be grammar police

    Bitch, not only are you ugly asf, but your grammar is shit asf.

    You're an illiterate piece of horseshit.

    the only thing u did is gained a couple hundred pounds

    This represents what you did much better.

    Oh shit, I'm afraid even that picture is nicer looking than you.

    Tf is that picture supposed to mean?

    If it's something obvious, please forgive me.

    it was time for operation confusion. it worked. also who da hell says oml as in om my lord?

    "oh shit, im afraid that even that picture is nicer looking than u"

    Operation confusion?? Bitch, where do you think you are? A 007 movie? YOu think you're James Bond?

    if i started a call would say those things to my face?

    I wouldn't join a call with a whore.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    fuck the only thing u should be saying in tinywiny tits to urself

    I'm having a blast looking at your dumb ass trying to intimidate me. LMAO.

    the sword, the size it is rn, is bigger than wat u got

    Bro wtf is wrong with you.

    I bet you have a bigger dick than Dwayne Johnson.

    And a flatter chest than a piece of carboard.

    What's wrong? Scared? Out of comebacks?

    If you're too stupid to know what ditto means, search it up.

    i wastend my anger on some 40yo man telling me and this other girl down

    Tf? 40-year-old man? I'm older than you, alright, but not by that much.

    My age is none of your damn business, though.

    ima guess u like 15 16 maybe 19

    What you should be minding right now is how to stop eating Big Macs.

    And looking for a bra that makes your chest look fake as you.

    im anorexic, i ant eating no bigmac

    Bro, I better call Dora the Explorer and tell her to start looking for who tf asked.

    fuck u were trying so are to suck in ur stomach in that photo

    I'm on a pro swim team, so I don't really get the time. Not to mention piano and school.

    Bro thought she was onto something.

    like dont even be talking abt smth u cant do

    i can 100 sit-ups in less than 3 min

    She can do 100 Sit-UpS iN lEsS tHaN 3 MiNtUeS. OmG.

    When was the last time you did something physically demanding?

    man yall probly 5 2 still

    Except when you had to eat some girl's ass or suck some tits.

    oh so daggers totaly like 16 15 17

    so we both taller than u so dont talk about hight fatass

    idk what to say so i put gibberish

    In other words, her mental retardation kicked in for a second there.

    Actually, they're not that big.

    Your non-existent brain can't comprehend complex language.

    Haha this is so great.

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