How Do You Want to Die?

Honorably

Seppuku

lie me facing the west, so I can watch the sun set every day

I wanna die via suffocation

suffocation via thighs

i wanna die in a car crash going 200 mph with a painful brutal car crash on a highway

yooo jak!!!!

woah woah man

you good bro?

ehhh decent ig lol

jake imma make a mod post !!

a painless death

okie dokie

you just gotta make sure you bring toddlers with you it will be like sauce

push their soft spots first

nah via ass

damn

lmao

why yall wnna die a painful death?

a car crash,

ya serious my brotha

no judge

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but i would rather die painless

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ok

weird.

ik

i know im weird

im different

I would pull a mrs pacman

woah

wdym

a woman had her face cut wide open while she was still alive

wow

ok

thatd the mos painful yet

the gap in her head reached her ears

thats the most painful

and her husband kiled her kids with a hammer

omg

OMG

funny video tbh

DAMN

"wanna know how I got these scars?"

BROTHA THATS NOT FUNNY

joker

i love him

i want a car crash in a dodge challenger dodge demon , then pull 200 or a lil more then swerve in the lanes , then i shall shall crash into the back of a semi truck in a angle then end up either flung of the highway or a highway lifted above the road

"are they noticable"

why so serious]

lets put a smile on that face

let her go. very poor choice of words

Traffic jam

I saw a deer jump over an overpass and just die a few months ago

yes sir

W dear!!!

W

deer*

omg

damn man

that shit crazy

bro miraculously survived running across 6 lanes of traffic and then just killed himself

W deer

oh my god

??????????

he tried and gave up

wow

dw he got an extra life

Hey

hi

can you imagine driving down the freeway and a fucking deer just slams into your windshield from above

sup gamer

wow

that would crack the window

fr

How is everyone?

windsheild*

good

hbu

bro's gonna cause more accidents fr

no but somebody dropped a body bag over the bridge and fucked up my windshield

im alr

I'm also good

cool

What are you talking about right now?

death

death

death

HAHA

Why? ._.

cus

idk

we said the same thing

idk

how am i supposed to know

i came here and they were already talking bout death

I don't want to die yet

G4M3R did you even read the title

i do

why not. it'll be fun

die with us

Yea, but the post is already a few comments long. I thought you might be talking about something else now

mass suicide fr

if I get a girl I wanna die via suffocation but if I dont I wanna mrs pacman myself

wow

I need to go now. See you later

peace

bye

see ya

so anybody wanna watch gore?

gore?

what is that?

my zoology teacher has the best music taste fr

Baizhu its videos of poeople dying or mutilated

yes

no hesitation lmao

i want to watch it

WatchPeopleDie.tv

tf

yeah

isn't there a subreddit for that

yuh

or multiple lmao

but I dont use reddit

I use gore sights

based

sites

why is it literally just called "watchpeopledie"

yeah i was gonna ask that

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hmm its bc ppl are dying in the videos i think

if yall go to the site maybe yall can see my acc

so is it basically like liveleak

Yuh

ah interesting

fuck its blocked for me. ill try again

same for me lmao

mf what are you looking on

google

school shit

im trying youtude rn

we're gonna get flagged fr

no shit what kind of computed

oh school computer?

what the fuck. its blocked

kinda

yea that aint gonna work

im in high school rn

same

cool

how old r u?

do you guys think colleges have blocklists and shit

15

yes

no

me too

im 15 too

cool

cause like ik they don't usually provide computers but the wifi can block stuff too

L imagine being 15

wow

whatever edp

how old r u?

this post was made by the 16 year old gang

jk

Jake how old r u?

16

wow

LOWKEY dying by like falling off a cliff would be so cool

like

hello flappy.

i feel like it would be fun 😭

yeah

whats up

nothing much hbu

then landing on a sharp rock or sum and sliding down while still alive as your entestines trail out

the best death by far

wow

yall need to watch some cartoons or smth lmao

?

nah

shit crazy

yall wanna see a dead guy fall outa cement mixer

fuck no

im not a child

yea, getting ready for school n stuff, js got back from practice

nice

watch hentai then idk

yes

yo I can watch the cat blender video on watchpeopledie.tv

hentai

i watched it

it was hard t watch

the cat video

Imma watch it and see what those snowflakes were talking bout

ha dan

damn*

i watched hentai before

it was ok

thats not even a person lmao

why watch hentai when real women exist

murder

i hve seen better

damn

wow

thats what im saying just grab one off the street

Hello Charles

damn

wow

Hi

hi

Hey jakeyy

wtf.

jk jk

yea hit him with a brick

whao

WHAT

yo we got the whole gang here

WHAT HAVE MY EYES SEEN

jit

I say that every time there's like 4 people on lmao

jit

jake i did smthin u wont be happy w/

she no talk

ah

not that but what happens if i talk outta line

did you gluck gluck fletcher

ayo

when theres 2 people I say just let it happen

no

phew

please

soon

lmao

well im out i gtg so peace

i cant let people know whatll happen if I do talk out of line

wdym talk outta line

snog

i mean i cant talk at all and if I do there are consequences

sigh*

no

illegal photo

consequences distributed by whom?

snog.

me, myself, and i

._.

why give yourself consequences?

so i dont talk

its a look =D

loop*

and why dont you wanna talk?

she loses control and kicks homeless people in the head

experiment

and what do you hope to gain from this experiment?

or what are you testing?

What i am testing may and will help in the future.. but I can not say why

welp if ya say so

yo jake

but the consequences are notwell there bad

the last lne the 7th is bad

bad

and what is that

the 7 are uhm

lemme check

nvm ill say later i gtg ttyl

okie dokie

school work sorry

peace

i got sent to the office jakeyyy

couple of kids squirted apple juice on my food and I was just getting asked questions

damn thats funky

natural death

Quick and painless

I wanna die the way God wants me to.