Hi hi hi hi.

Also, I had sex with a dead, half eaten, Taiwanese hooker next to a waffle house In Montreal Quebec Canada.

I enjoy touching homeless people when they sleep. I love the slimey goop and stenches they have.

i love riding fat horse cocks while theyre horny i like how they rearrange my organs

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It was the first orgy for my friends and me, so we kept the lights off. It was really hot, and I remember thinking how incredibly wet I was, but it wasn't until afterward when we turned on the lights that I realized I started my period midway through and it went EVERYWHERE. It looked like a scene from a horror film. Not only were we all covered in my period blood, but it had soaked into the mattress and stained the sheets. I was so embarrassed that I put on my clothes in silence and left.

tf

Fuck sake I keep trying to dunk my oreos into milk but fucked up and dunk my balls into the milk instead

Aaaaand i tipped the milk cup over, slipped on the testical milk, fell into a pipe, and now im stuck in the sub-world.

Imagine this though: multiple guys analing multiple guys (like 4 to 1) and then those multiple guys analing your mom. I guess you could say that they really improvised, (adapt)²⁵ed to her Ba-dum-tushhhh.

Shit, guys, there is a skinless body in the dumpster behind a dominos in the norwalk area.

What shall I do??? Oh, no :(

tf is wrong with you

Hey Leo, can you imagine a crazy pregnant woman walking her weird child while using an umbilical cord as a leash?

there was this really cute guy at my gym and i wanted to get with him and saw he was always doing pullups. i wasnt able to do a pullup but i trained for weeks in my house until i was finally able to do one. when i got to the gym i started doing pullups to impress him, but my gym shorts ripped. it was the most embarrasing moment of my life. but smiles spread across all the mens faces. they started ripping my clothes off and shouting ¨come here you little indian bitch¨ they started ass raping me and fucking me in the pussy and i loved it there were 4 guys in me at once and they all took turns cumming in my asshole and pussy as i gobbled on their dicks

no

I may be late, but............

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

what

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

When life gives you lemons, you throw a sausage party and stick your dick between a cut lemon, that'll make your dick acidic for sure!

ayo

Have you ever wonder why we learned to stab a person then twist the sharp object in counter clockwise.

What in the world

I'm currently on a website filled to the BRIM with pirated movies, and it keeps on saying I have these 21 single hot moms in my area. Honest to god, these fucking ads are getting kind of getting annoying. Better end it once and for all lol

I'm concerned for you

Yo, my guy, Perc. Technically, If you infect a healthy human-being with HIV or some other shit-cursed disease, your multiplier score becomes 1.2x bonus points if it's a newborn child at the hospital ward.

Do I know you??

Nah, bro. But also, here's a helpful tip Perc, the nearest a Children toucher can touch a kid is through Humanitarian aids.

guys i think im gonna fail 11th grade

hi jake

Hi perc

you chose the wrong time to be on lol

I’m dying both inside and outside 👍

Me too!

ayyyy

Also why are you going to fail

That's crazy Jake, you must sacrifice your life to the rotting corpse in the back of my cement truck!

I’ve missed several important assignments that will be very hard to make up, and I lack the effort to do them in the first place

I also flunked 2 math tests

And now im too sick to try and get caught up in the little free time I have on this vacation

My eyeball feels like it’s going to explode

Yikes

Damn, the did homeless guy I recommended to you, gave you HIV?

You mean Jamal?

On that note, I should go fuck him too!

Good idea

Have fun!

Thanks, bro.

No problem, bro.

Ok I gtg

Bye

Cya perc!

jake

anyone i know?

NAURRRRR

I MISSED PERC

ok

amy imma touch you

cool

who is this kid 💀

give me your pussy

tf

who invited this guy

Tf?

who are you

dead

someone talk

Never

respond

on wje crew

aw man