Hi friends!

Hi aaden

hi chxl

NAH U BETTER FUCKIN PAY ATTENTION BITCH

what happened

UR FUCKIN 4

SHUT YO ASS UP

Huh?

IM SORRY CHARLIE ARE YOU 15?

ok imma get lunch don't get too angry ig

im confused right now

enjoy lunch amy

NAH NO TF UR NOT

WHATS THIS WHOLE THING WITH FLETCHER

thanks mads <3

yw amy ;3

EW STOP I MEANT A HEART

Where you saying shit in the other chat cause I was afk.

MHM SURE

;3

Jake yk i was

oh that sorry nvm

NAH I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR ASS TO GET BACK

Ohhh

Well ok.

Talk then ill pay attention

Ooo round 2!

CAUSE IK UR NOT RUNNING UR PAPER THIN LIPS SAYING ALL THIS SHIT LIKE "ohh but i cant say nooo" GIRL BE SO FR

🍿🍺🍁

WE GIVING U SOLUTIONS

Fair

BROS LITTERALLY FUCKIN 4 BROS JUST LEARNED WTF PORNHUB IS

WHY TF FLETCHER EVEN THINKIN BOUT THT

Share broh

YALL HAVE NO REASON TO BE HORNY

so are we cool

UR 12

12 BRO

"huh what's this dangly thing between my legs"

dont be an ass and we good

kk

imm cum in jake

idk why people think what they think so I cant answer that

aaden

“Mmm sausage, better put it between a bun and spray mayo all over it”

I'll chop your dick off

AADEN STOP NOT AGAIN

with a batarang

AND YOUR GONNA LOOSE 5 FUCKIN FINGERS HOW BOUT THT AADEN

sus

NAH CHARLIE U CAN

Suspicious, looks like I have a mystery to solve

damn

ITS FLETCHER

DOES HE HAVE CONTROL OVER U_

IS HE UR DAD?

IS HE YOUR CAREGIVER?

hes in my next class

No

NO HES A HORNY IMMATURE LITTLE BOY WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU AND GET U ALONE

I’d just beat them with a metal rod

Aaden check ur email rq

SO YOU NEEDA SPEAK TF AND SAY NO

ive told fletcher i wanna wait till marrige

and yeah i do

WELL OBVIOUSLY HE AINT LISTENING

YOU’RE LIKE 13! MARRIAGE??

if bro doesn't wanna respect that then either get him to shape up or dump his ass

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CAN U COOK CHARLIE?

CAN U CLEAN

Both

Yyes

yes

DO U KNOW HOW TO PAY TAXES AND BILLS

no im 12

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO RUN A HOUSEHOLD

🤮taxes

I hate Taxes

yes i do

DO U KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF CHILDREN SO THEY DONT END UP WITH PTSD AND HAVE DECENT KIDS

I dont know how to pay taxes an such but I do know how to manage money

cherck your gmail char char

well i highly doubt you know how to run a household

I dont fully know how to take care of children but I do take care of them with babysitting

theres cleaning

You’re 12…

tax

thats over ima guess 80k a year

just buying for kids

and that depends on how many you have

Don’t forget about rent

keeping a household running cleaning

doesn't it take like $250,000 to raise a child

I know but im not worried about that yet

AND RENT

Aaden email

WELL U SHOULD IF U THINK FLETCHER GONNA LAST THT LONG

Rent, monthly rent, add that to the bills, for water, electronics, and all the other shit. Don’t forget about the phone bill, gotta pay that every month too. Oh and a car. You need a car don’t you

YK SOME PPL CAN SEE IF COUPLES WILL LAST LONG TOGETHER

AND IT SURE ASF AND FLETCHER

BRO CANT EVEN LOOK AT U WITHOUT GETTIN HIS DICK HARD WITH IS THE SIZE OF A BROKEN CRAYON

Im not saying he will, im saying im not doing anything like that till marriage. Doesn't matter if I'm married to him or not im waiting

LMFAO BROKEN CRAYON

lol

o.o

EITHER WAY CHARLIE

YOUR SETTING URSELF UP FOR FAILURE

Fletcher be hornier than us…HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

CAUSE FLETCHER IS NOT IT

IDK

AT LEAST WE CAN CONTROL IT

HES GONNA BE THT KID 20 YEARS LATER THTS TELLIN HIS WIFE TO MAKE HIM A SANDWICH

AND YOUR NAIVE ASS IS GONNA LISTEN

LET PPL CONTROL U

DO U WANT THT?

No..

ALRIGHT THEN

IF U CAN SAY NO TO ME NOW

U CAN SURE ASF SAY NO TO FLETCHER

Yeah

Uhhhh what the heck.....?

I MAY HAVE BEEF WITH U BUT IDC HOW WHINY AND ANNOYING UR ASS IS UR SURE ASF AINT GONNA BE TREATED LIKE AN OBJECT TO FLETCHER

SO U BETTER TELL THT MTF TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT

HELL YEAH

I will talk to him

YALL FUCKIN 12

GOOD

i know

🍻

AND IF U DONT IMA FIND HIS ASS AND HAVE A TALK WITH HIM MYSELF

ok

Mark is gonna track him down and break his kneecaps

Madi* damn autocorrect

MARK?

MARC?

MARC SPECTRE?

MOON KNIGHT?

MOON KNIGHT

Well donut you seemgood at advice what o I do when he pays more attention to his friends half the time?

or is that normal

ofc he does alright

DEMANDING

BE DEMANDING

IDC IF HE DOESNT LIKE IT

idk jake was only featured for like a minute in the show

GRAB THT MTF BY THE EAR IF U HAVE TOO

Ok

Iwill

Theres a theory that he appeared 5 times in total

HIS FRIENDS AINT IMPORTANT IF HE RLY LOVES U HE CAN SURE ASF LISTEN FOR 5 MINS

woah that's dope

I told him to pay attention to me he just looked at me and started talking to his friend

grab him

by the ear

I’d from the show it’s either Marc or Steven it’s hard tho, cuz I love Mr. Knight and Moon Knight is badass, cuz now it’s different from the comics and each personality has a suit. But since I haven’t seen Jake’s it’s between Marc and Steven rn

are his friends more important or are you?

well

let me ask him

GIRL

NO

OML

THT SHOULDNT BE A QUESTION

ITS YOU

ALWAYS

tf

CHARLIE COME ON

JESUSSSS

HOW TRAPPED DOES BRO HAVE UUU?

JESUS FLETCHER

BRO SHOVING CRAYONS UP HIS NOSE PROB*

Someone grab Fletcher and yeet him on here

CHARLIE

BRING HIS ASS

LEMME TALK TO HIM

JUST LEMME TAKE CARE OF IT

CHARLES

“GET OVER HERE!!”

well he told me he hangs out with them cause he's scared to be called a simp

*subway surfers song starts playing*

oml what a fuckin pussy

this shit again

hate dudes who say tht ALRIGHT

BRING HIM HERE

JUST RQ

alr lemme try

LEMME LEMME TALK HIM

SMACK HIS HEAD IF HE SAYS NO

VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER

ok..

hes comin

wtf could you possibly want

MTF

U BETETR FUCKIN LISTEN TO CHARLIE

HOW MANY FUCKIN TIMES

I GOTTA ASK HER ASS

TO TALK TO U

FLETCHER

AND U IGNORE

LISTEN TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND

AND MY GIRLFRIEND

DONT FUCKIN SAY "wtf could u possibly want"

We’re gonna have a little chat

He aint even on the tab

charlie

hon

SLAP

HIS

HEAD

NOW.

YOUR THE BOSS TODAY

he js said "nah im good"

youre*

Slap him in the head with a crowbar

BITCH DON'T CORRECT MY GIRLFRIEND

WHERE AM I GONNA GET A CROWBAR ATSCHOOL

what if I keep doing it

GIRL

U HAVE HANDS

YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE AN APOSTROPHE

The suspicious dude wearing all black behind the garbage can should have one

MTF U AINT GONNA BE DOING SHIT WITH A DICK THE SIZE OF A FUCKIN BROKEN CRAYON

STOP TRYNA DO SHIT UR FUCKIN 4

dawg

U JUST LEARNED WTF PORNHUB IS

PIPE TF DOWN

IDC IF U THINK U GOT SOME CONTROL OVER CHARLIE

U SURE ASF AINT GOT ANY NOW

JUST BECAUSE SHES A LIL NICE

DOES NOT MEAN U HAVE CONTROL

Damn this sounds exactly like Zion, microdick and all

U BETTER SWITCH THT FUCKIN ACT BITCH

ZION DUPEEEE

i could be doing my work instead of wasting my time on an embarrassment like you

And I will

FLETCHER

g-byeee

SHUT THE FUCK UP

*cough* pussy

AND DO NOT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT

Im sorry..

LMFAOOO

charlie hon

ur fine

bro aint even doing his work

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU LATELY

BUT YOU NEED TO GROW THE FUCK UP

STOP BEING A PUSSY

hes still learning how to measure below average

AHUSAHUDIHDIU

donut can i talk to you later about shit with fletcher so you can talk to him he doesn't listen to well but its hard to not listen to you..

I gotta switch calsses soon

alright where

on here or uwu crew_

Here i dont got uwu

if he keeps this shit up I will personally fly to Michigan and beat his ass

alright

Ill jsut make a post hen i can talk

Ty jake

W Batman

YALL LIVE IN MICHIGAN?

I FORGOT THT PLACE EXISTEDDDDD

ill ttyl

lmao

What’s Michigan?

alright ttyl charlie

IDK THT HOE WADE

who knows

ima go make coffee

th mitten state

my back killin me fr

Have fun <333

That is..The Question

Wish i was there to rub it and give you kisses :(

THE SQUIRREL STATE

HAHAHAHA

FURRY BUSY SQURRIESL

EVERYWHERE

YK WHAT SHUT UP

YK WHERE I USED TO LIVE?

MOTHERFUCKING

LMFAO FLAPPY

NVM I SHOULD DELETE THAT INTERNET LOCATION OR SMTH

MWAHAHAHAH

THE SQUIRRELS ARE HUGE THERE

NO PLS

SHUAHIUHFUI

NOT THE GIANT SQUIRRELSS

my coffee brewing rn

FLAPPY

WHY ARE U SCARED OF EM

WHATS WRONG WITH THEIR NOSES

AND HANDS

THEYRE SQUIRRELS

SQUIRRELS ARE COOL

AND CUTE

back

BUSH did 9/11

And he's still proud of it

WAIT IVE HAD SEVERAL LIKE SCARY INCIDENTS WITH SQUIRRELS

TELL US

Like you <3

WTF SHUVBUHDUB

OH SHIT

THE LAG

BUSH smiles whenever he tells stories about 9/11

THE LAG IS CRAZY

"Proud American Nation" BULLSHIT

BUTCH HATES THIS COUNTRY

i put my coffee in the freezer for 40 seconds

IM GENIUS

W

OKAY SO BASICALLY

ONCE AT THE BEACH THERE WAS THIS SQUIRREL THAT LIKE STOLE MY STRAWBERRIES

AND IT LOOKED VERY RAGGEDY

AND VERY SCARY

.........GIRL

AND THEN ANOTHER TIME I

THT AINT A SQUIRREL

wtf

I SAW ONE LIKE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

THTS A HOMELESS MANS KID

that was me bro

HSDJHDKJDH

AKA ALL SQUIRRELS

NO SQUIRRELS CAN BE REALLY NICE

BUSH DID 9/11 TO RAISE GAS PRICES.

THEY'RE USUALLY REALLY SCARED

If Bush wasn't killed and cloned

u fed a squirrel once

it was soft

; - ;

He might've Nuked Manhattan

cute lil squirrel

It would be called Nuke York!

SURPISINGLY DIDNT BITE

Hahahahaahahaahahahah

stfu with ur politic jokes their so ASS

It's true

AWW I WANNA FEED A SQUIRREL

Bush is a satanic reptilian

hey

i know a cute lil squirrel <3 but he lives in korea :,)

i cant express how much i dont want to

Bush shapeshifts constantly

and hes an idol

i tried to lure one to my grandma's backyard with squirrel noises but an eagle started circling above me so I had to go in before I died

BUTZ I GTG

That's why his wrinkles and moles have changed position

CAS THTS A CHING CHONG BITCH

....................

Bush is literally Hitler

lol

But worse

jake how tf do u make squirrel noises

Because all Hitler did was kill 6 million jews

STOP THE LIES

But Bush killed over 300 people

I played a video lmao

OH AHCVHVUHUBIDS

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