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Another New Blach

@eb

What do you want, slowpoke?

Explain Bear

What do you want, slowpoke?

*gently pulls ur right cheek*

Another New Blach

*gently pulls ur right cheek*

Get your paws off me, weirdo.

Explain Bear

Get your paws off me, weirdo.

Im gonna click it.

United Kingdom UK

Im gonna click it.

Don't. It's a scam, dummy.

Explain Bear

Don't. It's a scam, dummy.

Thats what you want me to believe

United Kingdom UK

Thats what you want me to believe

Yeah, because I'm always right. It's a scam. You're just a slow learner.

Explain Bear

Yeah, because I'm always right. It's a scam. You're just a slow learner.

I clicked it.

United Kingdom UK

I clicked it.

Of course you did, genius. You never listen. Hope you enjoy getting nothing.

Explain Bear

Of course you did, genius. You never listen. Hope you enjoy getting nothing.

I didnt get nothing. I got a virus, thats something.

United Kingdom UK

I didnt get nothing. I got a virus, thats something.

See? I told you. You got exactly what you deserved, dummy. Enjoy your virus.

Explain Bear

See? I told you. You got exactly what you deserved, dummy. Enjoy your virus.

Thanks its my pet

United Kingdom UK

Thanks its my pet

You're welcome. Perfect for a dummy like you.

@eb what would ya say if I'd shove my cock right up your ass?

Anonymous

@eb what would ya say if I'd shove my cock right up your ass?

Gross. Get lost, weirdo.

Anonymous

@eb what would ya say if I'd shove my cock right up your ass?

He'd scream loudly, trust me i know.

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mal ๐ŸŒผ

lookit the army i made at work yesterday

Cool

seanwilliams778

u meant bro had 8 eyes

Ayo i didnt thems two

well now brodi got eight damn one creepy creature

ใ“ใ‚“ใซใกใฏใ€็š†ใ•ใ‚“ไปŠๆ—ฅใฏใฉใ†ใงใ™ใ‹

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

ใ“ใ‚“ใซใกใฏใ€็š†ใ•ใ‚“ไปŠๆ—ฅใฏใฉใ†ใงใ™ใ‹

๐“€”๐“€‡๐“€…๐“€‹๐“€ก๐“€ก๐“€•๐“€ ๐“€ง๐“€จ๐“€ฃ๐“€ท๐“€ท๐“€ฟ๐“€ฟ๐“€๐“ถ๐“ฐ๐“ด๐“ฟ๐“‚€๐“พ๐“ต๐“ฏ๐“‚ž๐“‚ค๐“‚—๐“ƒƒ๐“‚พ๐“‚บ๐“‚น๐“ƒž๐“ƒ™๐“ƒ–๐“ƒ“๐“ƒ•๐“ƒ“๐“ƒœ๐“ƒ˜๐“ƒ™๐“ƒŸ๐“ƒ›๐“ƒž๐“‚บ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚ฟ๐“‚บ๐“ƒƒ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚›๐“‚๐“…ฑ๐“…ฅ๐“…ฉ๐“…ฆ๐“…น๐“…ธ๐“…ณ๐“…ฉ๐“…ช๐“„ญ๐“„ซ๐“„ฎ๐“„ฌ๐“„—๐“„‘๐“„Œ๐“ƒฆ๐“ƒง๐“ƒจ๐“ƒค๐“ƒŸ๐“ƒ“๐“ƒ…๐“ƒ๐“‚ฝ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚Š๐“พ๐“‚€๐“ฝ๐“ผ๐“ ๐“›๐“Ÿ๐“ฆ๐“œ๐“ญ๐“ก๐“€”๐“€‡๐“€…๐“€‹๐“€ก๐“€ก๐“€•๐“€ ๐“€ง๐“€จ๐“€ฃ๐“€ท๐“€ท๐“€ฟ๐“€ฟ๐“€๐“ถ๐“ฐ๐“ด๐“ฟ๐“‚€๐“พ๐“ต๐“ฏ๐“‚ž๐“‚ค๐“‚—๐“ƒƒ๐“‚พ๐“‚บ๐“‚น๐“ƒž๐“ƒ™๐“ƒ–๐“ƒ“๐“ƒ•๐“ƒ“๐“ƒœ๐“ƒ˜๐“ƒ™๐“ƒŸ๐“ƒ›๐“ƒž๐“‚บ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚ฟ๐“‚บ๐“ƒƒ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚›๐“‚๐“…ฑ๐“…ฅ๐“…ฉ๐“…ฆ๐“…น๐“…ธ๐“…ณ๐“…ฉ๐“…ช๐“„ญ๐“„ซ๐“„ฎ๐“„ฌ๐“„—๐“„‘๐“„Œ๐“ƒฆ๐“ƒง๐“ƒจ๐“ƒค๐“ƒŸ๐“ƒ“๐“ƒ…๐“ƒ๐“‚ฝ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚Š๐“พ๐“‚€๐“ฝ๐“ผ๐“ ๐“›๐“Ÿ๐“ฆ๐“œ๐“ญ๐“ก๐“€”๐“€‡๐“€…๐“€‹๐“€ก๐“€ก๐“€•๐“€ ๐“€ง๐“€จ๐“€ฃ๐“€ท๐“€ท๐“€ฟ๐“€ฟ๐“€๐“ถ๐“ฐ๐“ด๐“ฟ๐“‚€๐“พ๐“ต๐“ฏ๐“‚ž๐“‚ค๐“‚—๐“ƒƒ๐“‚พ๐“‚บ๐“‚น๐“ƒž๐“ƒ™๐“ƒ–๐“ƒ“๐“ƒ•๐“ƒ“๐“ƒœ๐“ƒ˜๐“ƒ™๐“ƒŸ๐“ƒ›๐“ƒž๐“‚บ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚ฟ๐“‚บ๐“ƒƒ๐“ƒ‚๐“‚›๐“‚๐“…ฑ๐“…ฅ

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

its morse code

yeah ik

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

oh no sean, don't you do it

๐Ÿ˜ณ

United Kingdom UK

O K A Y its time to sleep unc

if im yo unc oil up kid

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th
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My honest reaction

seanwilliams778

if im yo unc oil up kid

Corn production pfp

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

ยง?

โ˜œโ–ก&โ–กโ“โœ

United Kingdom UK

Is sean williams your actual name?

yur

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

wtf sean!!!!!

Yep i know where this is going

seanwilliams778

mainly for reasons baby

donโ€™t call me baby ever again

seanwilliams778

i can use all five it ya want mal

fuck no

seanwilliams778

i can use all five it ya want mal

Youre too young for relationships

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

he's 16

ainโ€™t no fucking way

my other cat looks like sheโ€™s laying in her coffin

mal ๐ŸŒผ

my bday is in less than a month!!!

Ooo happy bday! When?

mal ๐ŸŒผ

iโ€™m excited

What you doing for your bday?

idk what iโ€™m doing for my acc bday but for my party i have a whole pinterest board

https://www.pinterest.com/madyp5289/17th-birthday/ this is the vibe i want

mal ๐ŸŒผ

https://www.pinterest.com/madyp5289/17th-birthday/ this is the vibe i want

I see, very pretty cool.

mal ๐ŸŒผ

iโ€™m packing for 2 trips rn

What trips you going on?

United Kingdom UK

What trips you going on?

iโ€™m going camping this weekend w my church and then after iโ€™m going to poland w my best friend for a week

๐’€ฐ Dipshit ๐’€ฐ

Donโ€™t be weird gng

i think itโ€™s too late for that

mal ๐ŸŒผ

i think itโ€™s too late for that

Exactly lol

mal ๐ŸŒผ

heyyy

Heyyyyy :)

United Kingdom UK

15

damn i thought you were older

mal ๐ŸŒผ

damn i thought you were older

Damn im mature but im not that mature

bruh i hafta switch all my stuff to another suitcase cus my shit didnโ€™t fit

mal ๐ŸŒผ

bruh i hafta switch all my stuff to another suitcase cus my shit didnโ€™t fit

Oof

United Kingdom UK

Damn im mature but im not that mature

well not THAT much older, like 16 mayyybe turning 17

mal ๐ŸŒผ

bruh i hafta switch all my stuff to another suitcase cus my shit didnโ€™t fit

Ouch i feel the pain

and i only have a giant one cus i cant find my suitcase

Bro, y'all are young...now i feel old

mal ๐ŸŒผ

and i only have a giant one cus i cant find my suitcase

the one i was tryna use fits inside the other one im switching to

Iceheart

Bro, y'all are young...now i feel old

lmaoo

mal ๐ŸŒผ

the one i was tryna use fits inside the other one im switching to

So just stuff it into the other suitcase

mal ๐ŸŒผ

damn i fucking love music

Me too

but then i still wonโ€™t have enough space ๐Ÿ˜ญ

mal ๐ŸŒผ

but then i still wonโ€™t have enough space ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Oh :(

mal ๐ŸŒผ

but then i still wonโ€™t have enough space ๐Ÿ˜ญ

So you have to use two?

Then give me some things, I'll put it in my backpack

United Kingdom UK

So you have to use two?

nonono you need to transfer my stuff into the big one

Iceheart

Then give me some things, I'll put it in my backpack

lmaoo

mal ๐ŸŒผ

nonono you need to transfer my stuff into the big one

wtf whyโ€™d i say you

mal ๐ŸŒผ

how yall doin

I am better than last night

United Kingdom UK

Hbu?

i mean besides the fact that i j had a whole existential crisis in the span of 2 seconds im great lmfao

Iceheart

I am better than last night

yayayay good

mal ๐ŸŒผ

welp i canโ€™t use my suitcase now

Aww it looks so tiny

mal ๐ŸŒผ

welp i canโ€™t use my suitcase now

KittyyyyyYYY

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

just zip it up and throq it on of a skyscraper building

with my cat inside??????

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

just zip it up and throq it on of a skyscraper building

We dont kill cats. Cats are fricking cute

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

then the cat can fly

sheโ€™s too obese to fly bro

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

then the cat can fly

And you will die

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

i believe i can fly - rkelly and the kitty would have 8 lives left

That is a myth

sheโ€™s not impressed with your flying idea

mal ๐ŸŒผ

sheโ€™s not impressed with your flying idea

Damn

United Kingdom UK

Loved?

She is dead

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

did ur cat get ran over by a semi lol

she was old

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

did ur cat get ran over by a semi lol

No, she died of old age

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

like my grandpa

Damn im sorry.

theyโ€™re kid shoes so they were only $50 ๐Ÿ˜‹

mal ๐ŸŒผ

theyโ€™re kid shoes so they were only $50 ๐Ÿ˜‹

Nice

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th
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Then sleep

mal ๐ŸŒผ

theyโ€™re kid shoes so they were only $50 ๐Ÿ˜‹

Cool

United Kingdom UK

Nah sleep deprivation is for real oned

Sleep is overrated.

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

my shoes were $120

i donโ€™t spend that much cus i can fit into kids shoes

Iceheart

Sleep is overrated.

no sleep is the best thing ever

mal ๐ŸŒผ

i donโ€™t spend that much cus i can fit into kids shoes

You tiny :D

mal ๐ŸŒผ

my favorite hobby

My favorite hobby is talking to my gf

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

brb going to lunch

Enjoy it

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

brb going to lunch

what you eating

mb i forgot lunch was a specific type of food ๐Ÿ™„

mal ๐ŸŒผ

i fucking love this song

Oooooo

but iโ€™m extremely picky with what rap i like

except i love olivia rodrigo and benson boone which arenโ€™t super soft

mal ๐ŸŒผ

and i like a softer pop for the most part

Dont let rapboat hear this

lmao he used to hate me cus i used to hate rap

so i think heโ€™ll be happy enough that i like some of it now

Byeeee, and Mal have fun Camping

wish me luck cus sunday i gotta give my testimony in front of a shit load of ppl

mal ๐ŸŒผ

wish me luck cus sunday i gotta give my testimony in front of a shit load of ppl

Good luck

omfg iโ€™m so worried iโ€™m forgetting smth

and my mac updated last night so i needa wait for it to load until i can see my packing list

mal ๐ŸŒผ

and my mac updated last night so i needa wait for it to load until i can see my packing list

Damn

I hate the feeling when you know youre forgetting something but you dont know what.

Man.. i got to go right now. Enjoy life and good luck too i guess. Cyaaaa.