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Comments (423)

Where are the 12 people online?

Heroin Monkey

The ceiling

Very true.

Alastor

Where are the 12 people online?

I'm sorry I over reacted over nothing.

Anonymous

I'm sorry I over reacted over nothing.

Muh apology

Heroin Monkey

Muh apology

Muh?

Anonymous

I'm sorry I over reacted over nothing.

Okay.

Alastor

Okay.

Are you being a rabbit for easter?

Anonymous

Muh?

MURICA WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧨🎇🎇🎆🎆🧨🎇🎆🍔🍔🍔🍔

Anonymous

Are you being a rabbit for easter?

Wasn’t planning on it.

Alastor

Wasn’t planning on it.

Okay.

I'm happy your not using a character as a cover up

Heroin Monkey

MURICA WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧨🎇🎇🎆🎆🧨🎇🎆🍔🍔🍔🍔

Eagle screech, gunshot, McDonald’s

Anonymous

I'm happy your not using a character as a cover up

Sure.

Alastor

Eagle screech, gunshot, McDonald’s

Frozen embryos being considered legal people

Alastor

Sure.

You really confuse me

Heroin Monkey

MURICA WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧨🎇🎇🎆🎆🧨🎇🎆🍔🍔🍔🍔

Lmao

Heroin Monkey

Frozen embryos being considered legal people

“He said he was gonna build a wall, but that’s just a glorified fence!”

Anywyas, bye bye everyone =D

Anonymous

Who is the rabbit?

He was alasotr

Anonymous

Who is the rabbit?

Formally Alastor.

I have to wait 24 hours to change the name again.

Anonymous

You really confuse me

Well as long as I give off “BDE” that’s all that matters isn’t it..

Alastor

Well as long as I give off “BDE” that’s all that matters isn’t it..

🍆🍆🍆😩😩😩

Alastor

Well as long as I give off “BDE” that’s all that matters isn’t it..

I mean may likes that kinda stuff

Heroin Monkey

I mean may likes that kinda stuff

That’s very obvious. At least she hadn’t asked anyone to rape her today.

Alastor

That’s very obvious. At least she hadn’t asked anyone to rape her today.

She’s asked people to rape here

Heroin Monkey

She’s asked people to rape here

Serval times.

no she isn’t anymore it was a joke

the toxic masculinity is crazy

Heroin Monkey

Like who

Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥
Image

how long did that take to load

Heroin Monkey

how long did that take to load

Probably a minute or two.

Alastor

Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

why the fuck does it matter

Anonymous

why the fuck does it matter

Why the fuck are you being so defensive

Alastor

Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

Web well Madi asks Jake to rape her sometimes

Heroin Monkey

Web well Madi asks Jake to rape her sometimes

And vise versa

I peed on my sister while she was asleep and blamed it on my uncle. He’s in jail now

Wow it dropped from 14 people to 5

Alastor

Well as long as I give off “BDE” that’s all that matters isn’t it..

No that doesn't fucking matter

Anonymous

No that doesn't fucking matter

Ehhh

Alastor

Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

Never jake. I don't think amy. Its also called a joke.

Anonymous

Never jake. I don't think amy. Its also called a joke.

I don’t think he’s still on

Alastor

Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

Call me Gus

Yum Myan

Call me Gus

There’s this rlly annoying kid at my school named gus

Heroin Monkey

There’s this rlly annoying kid at my school named gus

I h8 when people who suck use the name I use

Liek dann don’t giving a bad representation

Heroin Monkey

So in 8th grade

💀💀💀💀

Damn love how grades are age

arsonisfun

How old r u then??

I’m 13 but I have a summer bday suck it

Can't be seen fraternizing with the children

Heroin Monkey

I’m 13 but I have a summer bday suck it

WHAT

Y r there kids on here 💀💀💀

arsonisfun

Nahhhhhhh

Wait what’s the problem?

Yum Myan

I love you May

I love you too

arsonisfun

Y r there kids on here 💀💀💀

Age limit is 13

Killpuddle

Wait what’s the problem?

Didn't think anyone was THAT young

Heroin Monkey

Age limit is 13

Tru

arsonisfun

Y r there kids on here 💀💀💀

fr

arsonisfun

Didn't think anyone was THAT young

Wait how young?

Anonymous

i don’t like children

Me neither

I have actual beef with a toddler

Like I wanna drop kick her so bad

arsonisfun

13 💀

Like recently turned 13 or has been 13 for a while?

Killpuddle

Like recently turned 13 or has been 13 for a while?

Idk

I came on this site when I was 11

arsonisfun

13 💀

Nonono el was 11 when she left

Anonymous

OMG ARSON I NEVER SAID HI

LMAOO hii

Why are y'all freaking out

Anonymous

I came on this site when I was 11

Oh hell nah

Anonymous

I came on this site when I was 11

i came when i was 15

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waiiitttt when was your birthday

Killpuddle

Like recently turned 13 or has been 13 for a while?

Been 13 for a while

Anonymous

Why are y'all freaking out

Yh

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Which was a couple months back soo

Heroin Monkey

Been 13 for a while

Oh ok that’s a bit better I guess

Anonymous

waiiitttt when was your birthday

March 21

i 16 abt to 17

I NEVER SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY

arson what was your best age

Anonymous

I NEVER SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY

ITS OKAY POOKIE I DIDNT KNOW U THENN

Killpuddle

Oh ok that’s a bit better I guess

my 12th birthday was the day technoblade died

im going to be 17 april 4th

Anonymous

arson what was your best age

Uhhhh 8?? Not sure

arsonisfun

Uhhhh 8?? Not sure

8 was such a w age

Heroin Monkey

my 12th birthday was the day technoblade died

I was in Michigan and only found out when I got back

Killpuddle

Imagine being 16

how old are you then?

Anonymous

how old are you then?

17

that’s very close to 16 though

arsonisfun

My innocence too

i learned an sex when I was 7

Killpuddle

17

Imagine having artritis 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Heroin Monkey

i learned an sex when I was 7

Damn

Anonymous

that’s very close to 16 though

It’s also very close to 18

i don’t wanna move out 😭

I wanna decorate my own placer

i don’t wanna start over again

Like I WANT to decorate a cute little place but I don't wanna leave

my mom lets me decorate my bedroom

Heroin Monkey

TAX FRAUD

I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LAUNDER MONEY

me and my brother don’t share a room

arsonisfun

I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LAUNDER MONEY

Yes bro who doesn’t smh

Anonymous

me and my brother don’t share a room

I got sisters so I share a room with my younger one

Heroin Monkey

Yes bro who doesn’t smh

Swiss bank accs yesss

Heroin Monkey

I have a twin brother

He’s actually thoughtless

Heroin Monkey

He’s actually thoughtless

No was there 2 of u

arsonisfun

I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LAUNDER MONEY

what is that

Anonymous

what is that

Uhhh like avoiding taxes and stuff ya know ilegal fun

arsonisfun

Uhhh like avoiding taxes and stuff ya know ilegal fun

nice 😭

Drunk Rick God

Wubba lubba dub dub!

Lick lick lick ma balls

Haaahaaaaa yeaaa *urp* lick lick lick my balls!

Drunk Rick God

Haaahaaaaa yeaaa *urp* lick lick lick my balls!

What did I just join?

arsonisfun

We nerd a morty somewhere

S-someone make one someone make an account

Heroin Monkey

Graasssss tastes baaaaad

And that’s the waaaaaaaaay the news goes!

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

How do you do?

Good hru

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heheheheh i didn’t sleep

Anonymous

heheheheh i didn’t sleep

You should sleep

naurrrrrrr it’s too late

arsonisfun

Good hru

My football practice is way earlier tomorrow than it should have been, I do not know how to feel about that. I’m slightly bad I guess

🧍‍♂️

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

What time is it for you?

it’s 4 am 😭

Anonymous

it’s 4 am 😭

POOKIE SLEEP

Anonymous

it’s 4 am 😭

Where do you even live

Anonymous

Where do you even live

earth?

Anonymous

Where do you even live

South korea

αmy

bye

Bro came on for 20 seconds then dipped

Heroin Monkey

Bro came on for 20 seconds then dipped

Fr

arsonisfun

It's gretlat here

Any water? What does the water taste like? CAN YOU USE SAID WATER TO WATER YOUR BELOVED GRASS???

arsonisfun

This is me

yaurmmmmm

arsonisfun

HIII

HIIIIIII

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

What happened to Mars?

I'm traveling down obviii

do yall know what horny means

I'd u don't don't search it up

Cupツ

my bf

Did ur bf say he was horny? 💀💀

I’m back I’m cleaning my room

arsonisfun

Did ur bf say he was horny? 💀💀

TMI

Ellie

I’m back I’m cleaning my room

I need to clean my room toooo

Guys do not be wash your face with really cold water you’ll look like a lobster

arsonisfun

Did ur bf say he was horny? 💀💀

no

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Guys do not be wash your face with really cold water you’ll look like a lobster

I like looking like one

Cupツ

no

Alr I was confused when u said bf

Ellie

I like looking like one

Fr

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Cupツ

do yall know what horny means

you don’t want to know

Anonymous

you don’t want to know

ik what it means

OMG NO WAY GUYS MY MOM JUST TOLD ME SHE GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE SCHOOL ASKING IF WERE HOMELESS AND IF WE NEED HELP CUZ MY SISTER DRESSES WITH THE RATTIEST CLOTHES POSSIBLE

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this what u do to get hrny

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What the Kentucky Fried fuck did I just read and why is it here?

What is this conversation 😭

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ALRIGHTY GANG WHAT IS THE EVERYLOVING FRESKY DESKY WAS THAT

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I just spent ages editing a photo with a ‘fantastic filter’ and it did not work (well it’s also a pic of my dog so maybe that’s why)

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

I just spent ages editing a photo with a ‘fantastic filter’ and it did not work (well it’s also a pic of my dog so maybe that’s why)

It actually looks a bit fantasy like

wheres the cool people

αmy

wheres the cool people

In the freezer, unless some idiot hung them to dry

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

I beg your pardon?

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, biatch!

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

In the freezer, unless some idiot hung them to dry

oh

Drunk Rick God

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, biatch!

the asylum's the other way

αmy

the asylum's the other way

Uh-oh, somersault jump!

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Please go to a comedy club and tell your jokes there

Grassssss... tastes bad!

Morty

Ah jeez

Aw shiii Morty Western Bacon! Want Western Bacon! Morty Western Bacon now!

Drunk Rick God

Grassssss... tastes bad!

What about weed? That’s grass called Mari

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

What about weed? That’s grass called Mari

AIDS!

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Are you slightly or more sane?

Than what

why is your whole personality being drunk

Drunk Rick God

Testicular Cancer!

Genital warts

Anonymous

why is your whole personality being drunk

Hahaaaa shiiiiii *uurp*

Heroin Monkey

Genital warts

Nutsack orb goblets!

i advise that you seek mental help immediately

Anonymous

i advise that you seek mental help immediately

And that's the waaaaay the news goes!

Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

Heroin Monkey

Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

Haaahaa! YEAAH! This guy gets it!

Booted up my pc cuz I need need that Fortnite battle pass

Heroin Monkey

Booted up my pc cuz I need need that Fortnite battle pass

Nah I had that song stuck in my head for like two school years

Fortnite Fortnite did I mention Fortnite Fortnite

I like Fortnite, it's night time I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

PESKY BIRD

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Heroin Monkey

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

The president only pages me if it’s an emergency or he needs molly.

Heroin Monkey

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

🦜🦜🦜🦜

And that’s why I always say shum shum schlippety dop

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

🦜🦜🦜🦜

🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

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