Heyeheysyeyye

Comments (423)

  • Where are the 12 people online?

    Heroin Monkey

    The ceiling

    Very true.

    Alastor

    Where are the 12 people online?

    I'm sorry I over reacted over nothing.

    Anonymous

    I'm sorry I over reacted over nothing.

    Okay.

    Alastor

    Okay.

    Are you being a rabbit for easter?

    Anonymous

    Muh?

    MURICA WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧨🎇🎇🎆🎆🧨🎇🎆🍔🍔🍔🍔

    Anonymous

    Are you being a rabbit for easter?

    Wasn’t planning on it.

    I'm happy your not using a character as a cover up

    Heroin Monkey

    MURICA WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧨🎇🎇🎆🎆🧨🎇🎆🍔🍔🍔🍔

    Eagle screech, gunshot, McDonald’s

    Anonymous

    I'm happy your not using a character as a cover up

    Sure.

    Alastor

    Eagle screech, gunshot, McDonald’s

    Frozen embryos being considered legal people

    Alastor

    Sure.

    You really confuse me

    Heroin Monkey

    MURICA WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧨🎇🎇🎆🎆🧨🎇🎆🍔🍔🍔🍔

    Lmao

    Heroin Monkey

    Frozen embryos being considered legal people

    “He said he was gonna build a wall, but that’s just a glorified fence!”

    Anywyas, bye bye everyone =D

    Anonymous

    Who is the rabbit?

    He was alasotr

    Anonymous

    Who is the rabbit?

    Formally Alastor.

    I have to wait 24 hours to change the name again.

    Anonymous

    You really confuse me

    Well as long as I give off “BDE” that’s all that matters isn’t it..

    Alastor

    Well as long as I give off “BDE” that’s all that matters isn’t it..

    I mean may likes that kinda stuff

    That’s very obvious. At least she hadn’t asked anyone to rape her today.

    Alastor

    That’s very obvious. At least she hadn’t asked anyone to rape her today.

    She’s asked people to rape here

    Heroin Monkey

    She’s asked people to rape here

    Serval times.

    no she isn’t anymore it was a joke

    the toxic masculinity is crazy

    Heroin Monkey

    Like who

    Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

    10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥
    Image

    how long did that take to load

    Probably a minute or two.

    Alastor

    Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

    why the fuck does it matter

    Why the fuck are you being so defensive

    Alastor

    Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

    Web well Madi asks Jake to rape her sometimes

    I peed on my sister while she was asleep and blamed it on my uncle. He’s in jail now

    Wow it dropped from 14 people to 5

    I have a bomb in my prison pocket

    Alastor

    Well as long as I give off “BDE” that’s all that matters isn’t it..

    No that doesn't fucking matter

    Alastor

    Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

    Never jake. I don't think amy. Its also called a joke.

    Alastor

    Me, Wade, Jake, whoever she’s dating currently I can’t pronounce his name, Amy, etc…

    Call me Gus

    There’s this rlly annoying kid at my school named gus

    I h8 when people who suck use the name I use

    Liek dann don’t giving a bad representation

    Cuz may said u weee a year older than hee

    Heroin Monkey

    So in 8th grade

    💀💀💀💀

    Damn love how grades are age

    arsonisfun

    How old r u then??

    I’m 13 but I have a summer bday suck it

    Can't be seen fraternizing with the children

    Heroin Monkey

    I’m 13 but I have a summer bday suck it

    WHAT

    Y r there kids on here 💀💀💀

    arsonisfun

    Nahhhhhhh

    Wait what’s the problem?

    Yum Myan

    I love you May

    I love you too

    arsonisfun

    Y r there kids on here 💀💀💀

    Age limit is 13

    Killpuddle

    Wait what’s the problem?

    Didn't think anyone was THAT young

    Heroin Monkey

    Age limit is 13

    Tru

    arsonisfun

    Y r there kids on here 💀💀💀

    fr

    arsonisfun

    Didn't think anyone was THAT young

    Wait how young?

    Anonymous

    i don’t like children

    Me neither

    I have actual beef with a toddler

    Like I wanna drop kick her so bad

    arsonisfun

    13 💀

    Like recently turned 13 or has been 13 for a while?

    I came on this site when I was 11

    OMG ARSON I NEVER SAID HI

    arsonisfun

    13 💀

    Nonono el was 11 when she left

    Anonymous

    OMG ARSON I NEVER SAID HI

    LMAOO hii

    Why are y'all freaking out

    Anonymous

    I came on this site when I was 11

    Oh hell nah

    Anonymous

    I came on this site when I was 11

    i came when i was 15

    Comment deleted by arsonisfun

    waiiitttt when was your birthday

    Killpuddle

    Like recently turned 13 or has been 13 for a while?

    Been 13 for a while

    Anonymous

    Why are y'all freaking out

    Yh

    Comment deleted

    Which was a couple months back soo

    Heroin Monkey

    Been 13 for a while

    Oh ok that’s a bit better I guess

    Anonymous

    waiiitttt when was your birthday

    March 21

    i 16 abt to 17

    I NEVER SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    arson what was your best age

    Anonymous

    I NEVER SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    ITS OKAY POOKIE I DIDNT KNOW U THENN

    Killpuddle

    Oh ok that’s a bit better I guess

    my 12th birthday was the day technoblade died

    im going to be 17 april 4th

    Anonymous

    arson what was your best age

    Uhhhh 8?? Not sure

    Heroin Monkey

    my 12th birthday was the day technoblade died

    I was in Michigan and only found out when I got back

    Killpuddle

    Imagine being 16

    how old are you then?

    that’s very close to 16 though

    arsonisfun

    My innocence too

    i learned an sex when I was 7

    Killpuddle

    17

    Imagine having artritis 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

    Heroin Monkey

    i learned an sex when I was 7

    Damn

    Anonymous

    that’s very close to 16 though

    It’s also very close to 18

    i don’t wanna move out 😭

    I wanna decorate my own placer

    i don’t wanna start over again

    Like I WANT to decorate a cute little place but I don't wanna leave

    my mom lets me decorate my bedroom

    Heroin Monkey

    TAX FRAUD

    I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LAUNDER MONEY

    me and my brother don’t share a room

    arsonisfun

    I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LAUNDER MONEY

    Yes bro who doesn’t smh

    Anonymous

    me and my brother don’t share a room

    I got sisters so I share a room with my younger one

    Heroin Monkey

    Yes bro who doesn’t smh

    Swiss bank accs yesss

    Heroin Monkey

    I have a twin brother

    He’s actually thoughtless

    Heroin Monkey

    He’s actually thoughtless

    No was there 2 of u

    arsonisfun

    I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LAUNDER MONEY

    what is that

    Anonymous

    what is that

    Uhhh like avoiding taxes and stuff ya know ilegal fun

    Drunk Rick God

    Wubba lubba dub dub!

    Lick lick lick ma balls

    Haaahaaaaa yeaaa *urp* lick lick lick my balls!

    Drunk Rick God

    Haaahaaaaa yeaaa *urp* lick lick lick my balls!

    What did I just join?

    arsonisfun

    We nerd a morty somewhere

    S-someone make one someone make an account

    Heroin Monkey

    Graasssss tastes baaaaad

    And that’s the waaaaaaaaay the news goes!

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    How do you do?

    Good hru

    Comment deleted by arsonisfun

    heheheheh i didn’t sleep

    Anonymous

    heheheheh i didn’t sleep

    You should sleep

    naurrrrrrr it’s too late

    arsonisfun

    Good hru

    My football practice is way earlier tomorrow than it should have been, I do not know how to feel about that. I’m slightly bad I guess

    🧍‍♂️

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    What time is it for you?

    it’s 4 am 😭

    Anonymous

    it’s 4 am 😭

    POOKIE SLEEP

    Anonymous

    it’s 4 am 😭

    Where do you even live

    Anonymous

    Where do you even live

    earth?

    Anonymous

    Where do you even live

    South korea

    αmy

    bye

    Bro came on for 20 seconds then dipped

    arsonisfun

    It's gretlat here

    Any water? What does the water taste like? CAN YOU USE SAID WATER TO WATER YOUR BELOVED GRASS???

    arsonisfun

    This is me

    yaurmmmmm

    arsonisfun

    HIII

    HIIIIIII

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    What happened to Mars?

    I'm traveling down obviii

    do yall know what horny means

    I'd u don't don't search it up

    Cupツ

    my bf

    Did ur bf say he was horny? 💀💀

    I’m back I’m cleaning my room

    arsonisfun

    Did ur bf say he was horny? 💀💀

    TMI

    Ellie

    I’m back I’m cleaning my room

    I need to clean my room toooo

    Guys do not be wash your face with really cold water you’ll look like a lobster

    arsonisfun

    Did ur bf say he was horny? 💀💀

    no

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Guys do not be wash your face with really cold water you’ll look like a lobster

    I like looking like one

    Cupツ

    no

    Alr I was confused when u said bf

    Ellie

    I like looking like one

    Fr

    Comment deleted by Cupツ
    Cupツ

    do yall know what horny means

    you don’t want to know

    Anonymous

    you don’t want to know

    ik what it means

    OMG NO WAY GUYS MY MOM JUST TOLD ME SHE GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE SCHOOL ASKING IF WERE HOMELESS AND IF WE NEED HELP CUZ MY SISTER DRESSES WITH THE RATTIEST CLOTHES POSSIBLE

    Comment deleted by Cupツ

    this what u do to get hrny

    Comment deleted

    What the Kentucky Fried fuck did I just read and why is it here?

    What is this conversation 😭

    Comment deleted by Cupツ
    Comment deleted

    ALRIGHTY GANG WHAT IS THE EVERYLOVING FRESKY DESKY WAS THAT

    Comment deleted by Cupツ
    Comment deleted by Cupツ

    I just spent ages editing a photo with a ‘fantastic filter’ and it did not work (well it’s also a pic of my dog so maybe that’s why)

    wheres the cool people

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    In the freezer, unless some idiot hung them to dry

    oh

    Drunk Rick God

    Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, biatch!

    the asylum's the other way

    Morty

    Ah jeez

    Aw shiii Morty Western Bacon! Want Western Bacon! Morty Western Bacon now!

    Drunk Rick God

    Grassssss... tastes bad!

    What about weed? That’s grass called Mari

    why is your whole personality being drunk

    Drunk Rick God

    Testicular Cancer!

    Genital warts

    Anonymous

    why is your whole personality being drunk

    Hahaaaa shiiiiii *uurp*

    Heroin Monkey

    Genital warts

    Nutsack orb goblets!

    i advise that you seek mental help immediately

    Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

    Heroin Monkey

    Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

    Haaahaa! YEAAH! This guy gets it!

    Booted up my pc cuz I need need that Fortnite battle pass

    Nah I had that song stuck in my head for like two school years

    Fortnite Fortnite did I mention Fortnite Fortnite

    I like Fortnite, it's night time I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    PESKY BIRD

    🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    The president only pages me if it’s an emergency or he needs molly.

    Heroin Monkey

    🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    🦜🦜🦜🦜

    And that’s why I always say shum shum schlippety dop

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    🦜🦜🦜🦜

    🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

    Comment deleted by Heroin Monkey
    Tactful Cardinal