SO I WAS TELLING HER LIKE 'hey i got back on WJE and it's pretty dead but Mal's there and we were talking a bunch and it was pretty dope etc. etc.' CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS BUT APPARENTLY NOT CAUSE SHE LIKE IMMEDIATELY GOT ALL MAD AND STARTED INSULTING *BOTH OF US* AND I WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE 'Hey that's like super rude and totally unnecessary' BUT SHE JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE AND IT WAS IRRITATING ME CAUSE LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR
She was defending madi's backhanded, passive-aggressive fake apology to her and I was like "dude we both know she wasn't serious" and then she goes "honestly? at least she tried (which was a lie)."
NEXT WEEK ILL BE STAYING ALONE AT SOMEONES HOUSE DOGSITTING AND SO MY LAPTOP WONT HAVE THE WIFI SCREENTIME SO I WILL BE ABLE TO BE ON AS MUCH AS I WANT
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HEEEEEEEYO
mal 🌼
HI
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HIIIII
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whatcha doin?
mal 🌼
j chillin
mal 🌼
you?
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arguing with amy's boyfriend lmao
mal 🌼
why lmao
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OK SO
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LONG STORY
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SO DUMB
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Remember how I was all pissy the other day and one of the reasons was amy bothering me
mal 🌼
yes
mal 🌼
well you werent pissy
mal 🌼
but yk what i mean
mal 🌼
anyway continue
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SO I WAS TELLING HER LIKE 'hey i got back on WJE and it's pretty dead but Mal's there and we were talking a bunch and it was pretty dope etc. etc.' CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS BUT APPARENTLY NOT CAUSE SHE LIKE IMMEDIATELY GOT ALL MAD AND STARTED INSULTING *BOTH OF US* AND I WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE 'Hey that's like super rude and totally unnecessary' BUT SHE JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE AND IT WAS IRRITATING ME CAUSE LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR
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There's more than that but she's just being a TOTAL WEENIE
mal 🌼
bro whats her problem w me 😭
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IDK
mal 🌼
what the helly bro
mal 🌼
we never had a problem lmao
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She keeps claiming you "supported madi" or whatever WHICH WAS LIKE LITERAL YEARS AGO
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BUT THEN
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THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SOOOOO DUMB
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RIGHT AFTER THAT SHE STARTED TRYING TO DEFEND MADI
mal 🌼
I DIDNT SUPPORT ANYONE BRUH
mal 🌼
HUH????
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I KNOW THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN
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YES
mal 🌼
why is she so bipolar?
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SHE SAID YOU WERE "worse than madi in so many ways"
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I GENUINELY LAUGHED AT THAT
mal 🌼
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mal 🌼
WHAT WAYS BITCH
mal 🌼
WHAT WAYS
mal 🌼
BE SOOO FR
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CAUSE IT IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD
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😭
mal 🌼
yes im actually a horrible person didja know
mal 🌼
ive cheated on 10 people
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tsk tsk tsk can't believe you
mal 🌼
ive manipulated every single person on here
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im so disappointed
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amy was RIGHT
mal 🌼
ive killed 15 innocent people
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GUFFAW
mal 🌼
IM AN AWFUL PERSON
mal 🌼
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
mal 🌼
HONESTLY THO
mal 🌼
IF SHE GONNA BE PISSY ABT THINGS I AINT EVEN DONE
mal 🌼
WTV MAN
mal 🌼
WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ANYWAY
mal 🌼
LIKE WHAT DOES SHE THINK I DID HUH
mal 🌼
COMMITTED MASS MURDER?
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IK I WAS LIKE "I have literally never seen Mal do ANYTHING malicious" (pun intended)
mal 🌼
WHAT HEINOUS CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED THAT YOU STILL THINKING ABT
mal 🌼
(lmfao)
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OH OH WAIT LEMME TYPE THIS MESSAGE TOO
mal 🌼
OKOK
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She was defending madi's backhanded, passive-aggressive fake apology to her and I was like "dude we both know she wasn't serious" and then she goes "honestly? at least she tried (which was a lie)."
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AND THEN
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"mal has done nothing like that and never will"
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OKAY BUDDY
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OKAY
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And then she told me "js don't act like shes a good person"
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UH
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WHAT?
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😭😭😭
mal 🌼
WHAT DO I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR
mal 🌼
WHAT HAVE I DONE
mal 🌼
yes jake im an awful person
mal 🌼
run while you still can
mal 🌼
otherwise i might burn the rest of your pants
mal 🌼
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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APPARENTLY SHE GOT OFFENDED BY YOU LOOSELY ASSOCIATING WITH SOMEONE WHO SHE NOW DESPERATELY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH
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NOOOO NOT MY PANTS!!!!
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AAAAAAA
mal 🌼
BRO OK TELL ME THIS
mal 🌼
SO OBVI BEFORE ALL THE LORE ON MADI CAME OUT
mal 🌼
WE WERE FRIENDS
mal 🌼
ND I WAS FRIENDS W AMY
mal 🌼
N THEN THE AMY V MADI WAR CAME ABT
mal 🌼
AND AMY COMPLETELY PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY
mal 🌼
AND WAS A FUCKIN ASS TO ME
mal 🌼
OFC IMMA BE FRIENDS W MADI WHEN SHE AINT DOING SHIT TO ME
mal 🌼
LIKE TF?
mal 🌼
TELL ME WHY SHE MAD ABT THAT
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YEAH
mal 🌼
I TRIED TO TALK TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE "just shut up you arent gonna help"
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I TRIED TO TELL HER LIKE "have you even considered the things YOU have done to those people you claim to hate?"
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DUDE SHE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT
mal 🌼
LIKE OK MISS OH-SO-EDGY FORGET I EVEN ASKED
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YEAH FR
mal 🌼
AHUH THEN STOP BEING LIKE SUCH A PICK ME N BEING LIKE "ugh no one likes me no one understands me"
mal 🌼
IM SORRY YOU GOT DADDY ISSUES
mal 🌼
SO DOES EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IT SEEMS
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I WAS LIKE "who fucking cares it's been like a year, move on like everyone else 😭😭😭"
mal 🌼
GIRL TRYNA ACT LIKE SHE EVEN GOT SUM TO MOVE ON FROM 😭
mal 🌼
LIKE BITCH WHAT-
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LMAO
mal 🌼
wait that was mean
mal 🌼
nvm
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💀💀💀
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see this is what sets you apart
mal 🌼
BUT LIKE THE HELLY
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You actually know how to have remorse lmao
mal 🌼
frfrfrfr
mal 🌼
I ALSO FLAT OUT TOLD HER I FELT BAD ABT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND THEN SHE WAS AN ASS
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YEAH DUDE
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LIKE
mal 🌼
SO LIKE OKAY I MADE JOKES ABT IT CUS SHE WAS BEING DUMB AND A PICK ME
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PEOPLE WERE SOOOOO SUPPORTIVE
mal 🌼
FUCKING SUE ME
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AND SHE WAS JUST KINDA MEAN ABOUT IT
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ALSO HERE'S A STAR FOR IDK BEING AWESOME AND STUFF ⭐
mal 🌼
YEAH IK
mal 🌼
AH TYTYTYTYTY
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YWYWYWYW
mal 🌼
amy needs to grow up a tad
mal 🌼
like i genuinely dont mean that rudely
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No yeah I agree
mal 🌼
shes j immature and its not good for her
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yyyyyup
mal 🌼
it like mkes me sad she has such a built in victims mentality
mal 🌼
like that j sucks
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SERIOUSLY
mal 🌼
i hope she j likes
mal 🌼
gets better
mal 🌼
and happier
mal 🌼
cus stop also
mal 🌼
back in the bp days
mal 🌼
she had a whole fuckin website on her side
mal 🌼
like idek how it happened but she LASHED OUT at me
mal 🌼
and i was simply defending myself
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dude it's so weird when she gets like that
mal 🌼
and that was before i knew how to actually properly defend myself and throw out a good insult
mal 🌼
so IK FOR DAMN FUCKING SURE i did not say anything mean cus i was not capable of it
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YEAH
mal 🌼
and THE WHOLE WEBSITE WAS ATTACKING ME
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I LITERALLY NEVER REMEMBER YOU BEING MEAN TO ANYONE
mal 🌼
thats why i completely ditched the site and became hella active on here
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YOU WERE ALWAYS JUST SILLY AND CHILL
mal 🌼
AHUH AND NOW IM ONLY GONNA BE A BITCH IF YOURE GONNA FULL ON ATTACK ME
mal 🌼
CUS IK HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF
mal 🌼
AM I GONNA FEEL BAD AFTER
mal 🌼
probably.
mal 🌼
BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT
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BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BETTERRRRRR
mal 🌼
UGH JAKE YOURE THE WORST
mal 🌼
IM GONNA LASH OUT FOR NO REASON
mal 🌼
UGH YOU SUCK
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NOOOOO
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:(
mal 🌼
BLAH
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I AM SAD NOW :(
mal 🌼
NOOOOO I WAS KIDDING
mal 🌼
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN YOU BUTTCRACK
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:)
mal 🌼
YIPPEEEEEE
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:D
mal 🌼
but yeah amy needs to fuck off and leave me be
mal 🌼
thats my 2 cents
mal 🌼
my bits of advice for her
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add 3 more and you'll get a nickel
mal 🌼
dont be mad at ppl you havent talked to in over a year :D
mal 🌼
and learn to fuck off :D
mal 🌼
nickel nickel nickel
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EEEEEEEEEEEXACTLY
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That's my new favorite thing lmao
mal 🌼
lmaooo
mal 🌼
but like also
mal 🌼
if she came to me like "mal you upset me blah blah blah"
mal 🌼
id flat out be like "oh like mb i didnt mean to be upsetting idk what i did but sorry"
mal 🌼
and then boom
mal 🌼
shed move on
mal 🌼
cus thats all it takes
mal 🌼
she just needs to be validated
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she wouldn't come to you like that, she would come to you like "i hate you you're worthless blah blah blah"
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WHICH SHE DID TO MADI
mal 🌼
i mean its so real
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LIKE ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THAT BUT WITH MORE EXPLETIVES
mal 🌼
OH THE AGONY IM SO WORTHLESS
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JUST OUT OF NOWHERE
mal 🌼
I CANT BELIEVE SHE THINKS IM WORTHLESS
mal 🌼
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
mal 🌼
OH NOOOOO
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LIKE LITERALLY SHE JUST DECIDED TO BERATE MADI ON UWU CREW ONE DAY
mal 🌼
MY HEART
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AND THATS WHEN MADI APOLOGIZED
mal 🌼
BRO WHAAAAT
mal 🌼
LIKE OKAY IF YOURE GONNA VERBALLY ASSAULT ME THEN IG IM SORRY?
mal 🌼
DA FUK??
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To be fair it was the fakest apology ive ever seen lmao
mal 🌼
ahuhahuh i believe it
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BUT IT WAS SO POINTLESS FOR AMY TO DO THAT
mal 🌼
UH YEAH
mal 🌼
I THINK
mal 🌼
MAYBE
mal 🌼
BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION
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ooh i just found 2 hotel room keys I can make guitar picks out of
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PERHAPS
mal 🌼
oooooooo
mal 🌼
amy doesnt have it tho cus shes just a sweet little pookie angel bear
mal 🌼
me and madi have it tho
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amy logic
DaRapBoat
Racist
mal 🌼
frfrfrfrfrfrfr
mal 🌼
oopsies
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You have NO idea
mal 🌼
racist supreme over here
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Yeah she's actually the leader of the kkk
mal 🌼
OMG WAIT STOP
mal 🌼
IN MY GOV BOOK THERE WAS A PIC OF THE KKK
mal 🌼
AND I COLORED IT
mal 🌼
ONE SECOND I HAVE A PICTURE SOMEWHERE
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😭
mal 🌼
ITS SO FUNNY
mal 🌼
mal 🌼
THERE
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LMAO
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I LOVE YOUR HANDWRITING BTW
mal 🌼
AH TY
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So much better than mine 😭
mal 🌼
ITS NEATER NOW THO
Anonymous
so
mal 🌼
i pride myself in having nice handwriting lmao
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I should practice improving
mal 🌼
so
mal 🌼
i loove my handwriting
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I just write REALLY fast and it gets all messy
mal 🌼
at church camp my notes looked AMAZING
mal 🌼
i was very proud of them
mal 🌼
i switch to cursive when i write fast
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⭐Here you get a gold star for that
mal 🌼
YIPPEEEEE
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SAME LMAO
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IT JUST BLENDS
mal 🌼
FR
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oh my gosh
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haha this is so funny you're not gonna believe this
mal 🌼
WHAT
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Guess who's stalking the chat
mal 🌼
HMMMMMM I WONDER
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I DON'T ACTUALLY THINK IT'S HER I THINK IT'S HER BF
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EITHER WAY
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HI AMY/AIDEN
mal 🌼
HEYYYYYYY AMY HAVE YOU MISSED ME <3333333333
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bro just said "im disappointed"
mal 🌼
literally in what
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us talking about it lmao
mal 🌼
oh mb
Anonymous
legal adults btw
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No it's ok you were more respectful than I was 😭
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oh this is totally amy
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hi amy what's up
mal 🌼
i was being sarcastic lmao
mal 🌼
im not a legal adult yet 🤓☝️
Anonymous
what happened to best friends lmao
mal 🌼
still got a whole ass year
Anonymous
well wtv i hope this was rlly fun for you
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Best friends don't insult each other's other best friends
Anonymous
clearly you haven’t changed
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AMY???
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I'm sorry for how I behaved but I mean damn I was upset too
Anonymous
not rn
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You don't get special privileges for that
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Sorry
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Just cause someone offended you a year ago
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But it is u?
Anonymous
gianni what the fuck
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🤷♂️
Anonymous
do you even see what you said about mr
Anonymous
me
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Yes
Anonymous
alright
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And like I said, I'm sorry
Anonymous
bye
mal 🌼
bye amy nice talk <3
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sigh
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😭
mal 🌼
keep my name out your mouth :D
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Goodbye?
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What wqs thag abt???
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Read up buddy
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No
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Summary
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I DON'T WANNA SUMMARIZE IT AGAIN
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I ALREADY DID THAT
mal 🌼
tldr - shes mad at me for being on madi's side OVER A YEAR AGO even tho she was treating me awful when i tried to be nice to her
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Ahhh
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Crazy
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Tldr?
mal 🌼
too long, didnt read
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Ahhhh
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Real
mal 🌼
lmao
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Hru
mal 🌼
so yeah thats what happened
mal 🌼
im good hbu
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Tired
mal 🌼
real same
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I need to gtb
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Gn
Another New Blach
Ttyl
mal 🌼
ah
mal 🌼
gn sleep good
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Night blach!
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Ur coming w me
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bet
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Bet
Another New Blach
Gn
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😏
DaRapBoat
STOP FUCKCKI8NG DOXXING
mal 🌼
hey what abt me
mal 🌼
can i come
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that would be sus
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a WOMAN?
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in MY bed?
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PREPOSTEROUS
mal 🌼
in blachs bed
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in MINE AND BLACH'S BED?
mal 🌼
if i came it wouldnt be gay anymore
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PREPOSTEROUS
mal 🌼
fine ill be lonely then 😔
mal 🌼
i bet blach woulda let me come smhsmh
mal 🌼
cus hes freaky
mal 🌼
lmfao
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SUSUSSSSUSUSUSUS
mal 🌼
I GOTTA GO IN LIKE 5 MIN TO GET MY FRIEND FROM WORKKK
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THAT'S OK ME TOO
mal 🌼
OMG TWINNING
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I GOTTA MOVE MY CAR OUTTA THE PARKING GARAGE CAUSE OF A FOOTBALL GAME
mal 🌼
LMAO
mal 🌼
IDK HOW LONG SHELL BE AT MY HOUSE BUT ILL PROLLY BE LIKE ON N OFF
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IT'S ALR DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
mal 🌼
OH AND GUESS WHAT
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I'LL...I'LL MANAGE 😢
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WHAT
mal 🌼
💔
mal 🌼
NEXT WEEK ILL BE STAYING ALONE AT SOMEONES HOUSE DOGSITTING AND SO MY LAPTOP WONT HAVE THE WIFI SCREENTIME SO I WILL BE ABLE TO BE ON AS MUCH AS I WANT
mal 🌼
PAST 11
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WOOOOOOO
mal 🌼
YIPPEEEEEEEE
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GONNA BE AWESOME 🔥🔥🔥
mal 🌼
FRFRFRFRFRFRRFRFRFRFR
mal 🌼
awe best friendssssss muahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahha
mal 🌼
i was gonna reply to that earlier but it wasnt the time lmfao
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😭
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THAT WAS WHAT PISSED ME OFF THOUGH
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LIKE NO YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA FUCKING INSULT SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT LIKE THAT
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IDC WHAT SHE ALLEGEDLY DID, IT'S BEEN A FUCKIN YEAR
mal 🌼
AW AND ALSO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING IDK WHAT SHES ON ABT
mal 🌼
ID BE PISSED TOO
mal 🌼
IDC IF PPL DONT LIKE ME BUT DONT BE AN ASS ABT IT
mal 🌼
AND DONT BRING OTHER PPL INTO IT
mal 🌼
THATS INCONSIDERATE
mal 🌼
ANYWAY I GTG
mal 🌼
ILL BE BACK LATERRRRRRRRRR
mal 🌼
CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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BYEEEEEE
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HAVE FUNNN!
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:))))
Anonymous
mal
Anonymous
can i talk to u
Anonymous
actually i’ll just leave smth here for u
Anonymous
i was definitely a bad person on whe
Anonymous
i did have a victim mentality
Anonymous
and yes i definitely was not blameless
Anonymous
but idk if you remember but you DID insult me along with her
Anonymous
that hurt and it’s been hurting
Anonymous
but holding grudges hasn’t been good for me obviously
Anonymous
and i’m sorry for insulting you
Anonymous
just don’t insult me anymore
Anonymous
i’ve been holding in hate for wje for a long time
Anonymous
it hurt me to be on there when everyone hated me
Anonymous
it really did affect me
Anonymous
but it’s time to move on
Anonymous
i’m sorry
Anonymous
and
Anonymous
i hope you have a nice life
Anonymous
you don’t hafta accept this
Anonymous
but yea
mal 🌼
i do accept it
mal 🌼
i haven’t said anything abt you
mal 🌼
i’m sorry if i hurt you
mal 🌼
but when ppl insult me im going to do it back
mal 🌼
i’m sorry it’s been bothering you and i hope you can move past it
mal 🌼
just please don’t talk abt it behind my back cus it’s just not cool
mal 🌼
thank you :)
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pchooooo
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⭐ :)
mal 🌼
I GOT A COOL PIC OF MY EYE IN THE CAR
mal 🌼
starrrrrr
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OOOOOH
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I ALMOST DIED IN THE CAR...
mal 🌼
WHAT
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YEAH
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SO UH
mal 🌼
HOW??????
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I GUESS I DIDN'T SEE THAT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN ONTO
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WAS LIKE WAY FURTHER UP
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SO I TURNED DIRECTLY INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
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BIG MISTAKE
mal 🌼
OH MY GOSH
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😭
mal 🌼
YOU OKAY???????
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YES THANKFULLY THERE WAS LIKE ONE PERSON AND I WAS ON THE FAR RIGHT
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I BACKED UP HELLA QUICK THOUGH
mal 🌼
OKAY GOOD
mal 🌼
GOOD JOB
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LMAO
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I don't wanna drive here anymore 😭😭😭
mal 🌼
HERES A COOKIE FOR NOT DYING ON ME 🍪🍪
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THANK YOU
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YAYYYY
mal 🌼
2 COOKIES
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YAYAYAYA
mal 🌼
my eye picture looked so cool actually which is shocking
mal 🌼
and my lashes looked good
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WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
mal 🌼
brown :(
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WOOOOOAH
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NO THAT'S COOL
mal 🌼
but they look cool in the sun sometimes!
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YES YES THEY'RE LIKE
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IDK THEYRE COOL
mal 🌼
and i have nice eyelashes naturally
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CAUSE SOMETIMES THEY JUST DO THAT
mal 🌼
i’d rather have any other eye color tho
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You can have my green eyes I gotchu
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Idk how to switch eyes but if I figure it out I'll let you know
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👍
mal 🌼
YOU HAVE GREEN EYES????
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YEAH
mal 🌼
THAT IS MY FAVORITE EYE COLOR
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ONE OF THEM HAS A LITTLE BLACK SPECK IN IT
mal 🌼
YOU ARE SO COOL
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NUH UH YOU ARE
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HOLD ON LEMME FIND A PIC
mal 🌼
NO GREEN EYES ARE THE BEST
mal 🌼
HOLY SHIT
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WHAT
mal 🌼
I LOOOVE GREEN EYES
mal 🌼
IM JUST AMAZEDDDDDD
mal 🌼
YOU KEEP GETTING COOLER
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WELL I LOOOOOOOVE BROWN EYES!!!
mal 🌼
BROWN EYES ARE COMMON
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SO?
mal 🌼
SO THEY ARENT AS COOL
mal 🌼
GREEN EYES ARE THE BEST
mal 🌼
NUMBER 1 EYE COLOR FR
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CAP
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STILL LOOKING FOR THE GOOD PIC
mal 🌼
I CAN GUARANTEE YOUR EYES ARE COOLER THAN MINE
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NUH UH
mal 🌼
AHUH
mal 🌼
I PROMISE YOU
mal 🌼
MY EYES ARE BORING
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LIES
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I BET YOUR EYES LOOK AMAZING
mal 🌼
EVEN IN THE PIC I GOT THEYRE NOT THAAAAAT COOL
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NUH UH
mal 🌼
AHUH
mal 🌼
YOUR EYES ARE COOLER BY DEFAULT
mal 🌼
MINE ARE BORING BY DEFAULT
mal 🌼
CASE CLOSED
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NOPE
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CASE OPEN
mal 🌼
NO
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THIS IS NOT THE GOOD ONE BUT HERE'S A SHITTY BLURRY CLOSE UP
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mal 🌼
YOUR EYES ARE GORGEOUS
mal 🌼
OMG
mal 🌼
WHAT THE HELL
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NOPE
mal 🌼
YES THEY ARE
mal 🌼
OMFG
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NOPEEEEEE
mal 🌼
WAY COOLER THAN MINR
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YOURS ARE BETTER!
mal 🌼
NO
mal 🌼
BORING.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
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HELL NO
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THAT
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IS
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AMAZING
mal 🌼
THEY INLY LOOK LILE THAG IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT
mal 🌼
OTHERWISE THEY PLAIN BROWN
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THEY HAVE LIKE
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SO MUCH PERSONALITY
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ALSO PLAIN BROWN LOOKS COOL TOO
mal 🌼
YOURS ARE GORGEOUS
mal 🌼
WE CAN TRADE
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BUT THEN
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HOW AM I GONNA LOOK AT YOUR AWESOME EYES
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IF THEY'RE IN MY FACE
mal 🌼
MIRROR
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ITS NOT THE SAME!
mal 🌼
YOU CANT LOOK AT MY EYES CUS WE IN DIFFERENT STATES NOW
mal 🌼
BUT IF WE TRADE YOU CAN SEE THEM WHENEVER
mal 🌼
AND I NEED GREEN EYES THEYRE SO PRETTU
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WE CAN'T TRADE EITHER CAUSE WE'RE IN DIFFERENT STATES
mal 🌼
SHIT
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YEAH
mal 🌼
BUT YOURS ARE BETTER
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MMMMM NOPE
mal 🌼
YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY TELL ME YOU PREFER BROWN EYES OVER GREEN EYES
mal 🌼
WTF
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ERM ACTUALLY I CAN
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also
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guess what
mal 🌼
what??
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YOUR EYES LOOK BETTER THAN MINE
mal 🌼
YOURE JUST LYING CUS MY EYES ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOURS
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH
mal 🌼
YOURE JUST LYING
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WELL I THINK SO!
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NO
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I GENUINELY MEAN IT
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DO I NEED TO WRITE A 5 PAGE ESSAY ON WHY YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL?
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CAUSE I WILL
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DON'T TEST ME
mal 🌼
LMAO
mal 🌼
YOU COULD NOT GO ON THAT LONG ABT BROWN EYES
mal 🌼
I COULD GO ON FOREVER ABT GREEN EYES
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DO YOU WANNA BET?
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I WILL DO IT
mal 🌼
THEYRE SO STUNNING
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I WILL.
mal 🌼
NOOOO WAY
mal 🌼
I COULD GO ON LONGER ABT YOUR EYES
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YEAH
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I'LL DO IT
mal 🌼
CUS THEYRE PRETTIER
mal 🌼
SURE YOU WILL
mal 🌼
AHUH
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JUST YOU WAIT
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
What
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's up dawg?
mal 🌼
are green eyes or brown eyes better
mal 🌼
I WILL.
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WELL YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG.
mal 🌼
AHUH.
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Blue eyes
mal 🌼
but between green and brown what’s better
mal 🌼
blue wasn’t an option
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Green
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YOU'RE THINKING OF RYLEE'S EYES HUH
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DON'T LIE TO ME ELI
mal 🌼
HA NO GREEN IS J BETTER
mal 🌼
SURE SURE
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I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BREAK IT UP INTO PARAGRAPHS IM JUST GONNA TYPE FOR FIVE PAGES STRAIGHT ABOUT WHY BROWN EYES ARE THE BEST
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
She was my first gf, she set a type for me
mal 🌼
AND ILL TELL YOU WHY GREEN EYES ARE BETTER
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AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF METAPHORS AND STUFF
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I WAS RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Also JKW was on here earlier
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Idc..?
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UH HUH
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SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
mal 🌼
AHUH
mal 🌼
YOU DONT CARE
mal 🌼
MHM
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YEAH ELI
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LIIIIIIIIES
mal 🌼
JUST LIKE THINKING BROWN EYES ARE BETTER
mal 🌼
BROWN EYES ARE THE WORST EYE COLOR
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LIES
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L I E S
mal 🌼
NO
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L-I-E-S
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GIMME AN L
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GIMME AN I
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GIMME AN E
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GIMME AN S
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WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
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LIES!!!!!!!!!
mal 🌼
SURE SURE
mal 🌼
NO WAY YOU CAN WRITE 5 PAGES ABT BROWN EYES
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oh you just wait
mal 🌼
BUT GREEN EYES ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL RUES
mal 🌼
EYES
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THINK WHAT YOU WANT BUT I'M DEFENDING MY CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Yall act like a couple
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
It’s weird
mal 🌼
MHM
mal 🌼
thanks for the feedback
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your face is weird
mal 🌼
lmaooooo
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BURNNNN
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WOOOOOOOOAHHHHHH
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
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You've been harassing me for day
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s
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MOD ABUSE
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MOD ABUSEEEEEEE
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
mal 🌼
what the helly is that bro 😭😭😭
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GTA I think
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Or as Eli likes to call it, "gay tight asshole"
mal 🌼
LMFAO
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eli that's pretty weird
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eli you're acting like a homosexual
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it's weird
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it's weird eli
mal 🌼
jake 😭😭😭😭 lmfao
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ok im done 😭
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muahaha
mal 🌼
lmfao
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there goes asshley
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down the street again
mal 🌼
NOOOO ASSHLEY
mal 🌼
WHAT THE HELLY
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THERE SHE GOES
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BYE ASSHLEY
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HAVE A SAFE TRIP
mal 🌼
LMAOOO
mal 🌼
I KILLED MY VOICE IN THE CAR TD
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
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I do that way too much 😭
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IT'S LIKE MY PERSONAL SINGING CHAMBER
mal 🌼
NO SAME CUS I WAS SINGING A SONG HIGHER THAN I CAN NORMALLY GOOD
mal 🌼
*GO
mal 🌼
and i recorded it and it didn’t even sound good ☹️
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Stop flirting
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I BET IT WAS FANTASTIC
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THE PHONES JUST DON'T DO IT JUSTICE
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I.E. MY APOLOGY SONG
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Sounds like you miss Rylee
mal 🌼
TRUE
mal 🌼
ain’t no one flirting
mal 🌼
just having conversation :D
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As cool fellows tend to do 😎
mal 🌼
for realsies
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fo rizzle
mal 🌼
ahuhahuh
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yup yup yup
mal 🌼
wyddddddd
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playing with my new guitar picks lol
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hbuuuuuu?
mal 🌼
funnnnn
mal 🌼
watching my friend play dress to impress on my laptop lmfao
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Bro moved on twin
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Lmao you're basically babysitting her 😭
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CLEARLY NOT
mal 🌼
lmfaoooo i love dress to impress tho
mal 🌼
so fun
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I tried playing it once and could not for the life of me figure out how it worked
mal 🌼
lmaoooooo it’s so fun tho
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
I like black girls tho… it was js with eyes…
mal 🌼
lookit my old ass cat
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uh huh
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sure
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AWWWWWWWWWW
mal 🌼
she’s 12
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I WANNA PET IT
mal 🌼
SHE LOVES PEOPLE
mal 🌼
FRIENDLIEST CAT EVER
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AWWW
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
My longest rls was with one so ion wanna here it
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SHE SEEMS SO SWEET
mal 🌼
SHES THE SWEEETEST
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
So you either restore that or I leak you
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🍭🥧
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NO WAIT
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PLEASE
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Restore
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BUT
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Restore
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YOU'LL GET MAD
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Ifc
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Idc
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IT WAS JUST A JOKE IM SORRY
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...
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eli
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whatcha doin
mal 🌼
lmaooooo what the helly
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im scared
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Restore it
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OK BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO LIKE BAN ME OR ANYTHING IT WAS SERIOUSLY JUST A JOKE
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Sure
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PROMISE?
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Pinky
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YES OR NO DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO BAN ME OR ANYTHING
mal 🌼
🤙
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Yes
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
5
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
4
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ok
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OK
mal 🌼
jake hurry yp
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
3
mal 🌼
LMFAO
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ITS DONE
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Alot
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Nice
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
But no, I broke up with her at the end
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Rip
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
7 months of wasted time
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Sorry to hear that man
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Doesn’t matter
mal 🌼
i feel that bro
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ha i wasted 11 months
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I win
mal 🌼
i wasted a year and a half
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dammit you win more
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Madi..?
mal 🌼
on a guy who did a lotta awful shit
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No, Christina Aguielera
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Who tf is that
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a singer or smth idk
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
So madi
mal 🌼
lmaooooo what’d she do to you
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⭐My condolences 😔
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Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
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"Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to kim, tee-hee!"
mal 🌼
bahahahahaa yessssss
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Okay Eminem
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hi
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my name is
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chika chika
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slim shady
mal 🌼
slim shadyyyy
mal 🌼
eh it’s fine
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mal 🌼
huhhhh???????
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idk 😭
mal 🌼
lmfaooooooo okok
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How's your friend-babysitting going?
mal 🌼
fantastic we’re facetiming my cousin now lmao
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the fusilli one?
mal 🌼
yessirrrrrr
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FREEEEEEEAKYYYYYY
mal 🌼
it’s like 2 am where he is
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FFFFFFFFFRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKYYYYYYYYY
mal 🌼
HES WATCHING BROOKLYN99
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Everyone knows 2 AM is the freakiest hour
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WAIT
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I LOVE THAT SHOW
mal 🌼
i’ve never seen it
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FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID YOUR COUSIN IS COOKL
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OMG
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YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT
mal 🌼
he’s so funny bro
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But is he silly?
mal 🌼
not as silly as me
mal 🌼
bro my friend is j going through my mac rn
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Lmao
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There's a word for that
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I think it's spanish but idk how to spell it
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but ive only ever heard my family use it
mal 🌼
bahaahahaha
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question, is this a cool truck?
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
No
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:(
mal 🌼
i like it
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Glazing
mal 🌼
shut up man i j like the truck 😭
mal 🌼
trucks are fun bro
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:D
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It's from my story
mal 🌼
oooo fun
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
No it isn’t
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It's an 87 Chevy C/K I think
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Good kitten
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touche
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also i am not your kitten
mal 🌼
huh
mal 🌼
what’d i miss bro
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Nothing
mal 🌼
okok
mal 🌼
ohhhhhhh)
mal 🌼
i see i see
mal 🌼
lmao
mal 🌼
what a goober
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>:D
mal 🌼
muahahahahaha
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
.
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sorry.
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(hehehehe)
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
I’m so close bro
mal 🌼
smhsmh
mal 🌼
hey no freakiness.
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
One more chance and then I leak you
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppphhhhhhhh
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sounds like the only one leaking is you
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
I’m kidding
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Me too
mal 🌼
i keep missing the deleted messages
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Goid
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Good
mal 🌼
smh
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😭
mal 🌼
how rude
mal 🌼
frfr
mal 🌼
BAHAHA
mal 🌼
NO FREAKINESS.
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FINE.
mal 🌼
okok
mal 🌼
good job
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Restore it jake
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Be a good boy for mal
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I thought you saw
mal 🌼
……………
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
I’m watching yr
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Yt
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Restore it
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I think Eli is the freaky one here
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We should be worried about him
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Wade
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Madi
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
And that other girl
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LMFAO
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DID YOU SERIOUSLY LEAD WITH WADE
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Yes
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Now restore it
mal 🌼
LMAO
mal 🌼
so real for that tho
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IM NOT GAY FOR WADE
mal 🌼
SURE
mal 🌼
SUREEEEEE
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IM SERIOUS
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I LOVE WOMEN.
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Weirf
mal 🌼
I BET YOU COULD WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT HIS EYES
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EVEN THOUGH IM SCARED OF THEM
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I'LL WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT YOURS OUT OF SPITE!!!
mal 🌼
I REMEMBER DIFFIRENTLY
mal 🌼
YOU COULD WRITE 50 ABOUT WADES
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NUH UH
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I'LL WRITE AN ENTIRE *BOOK*
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ABOUT YOUR EYES
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HOW ABOUT THAT HUH?
mal 🌼
YOU COULD DO MORE ABT WADES
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NOPE
mal 🌼
👖🔥
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NUH UH
mal 🌼
MHM
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mal 🌼
LMFAO
mal 🌼
ASSHLEY IS RUNNING NOW
mal 🌼
REALLY FAR
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WELL TELL HER TO COME BACK
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SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO READ
mal 🌼
OKAY
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ASSHLEY
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GET YO ASS BACK OVER HERE
mal 🌼
SHES HERE
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ASSHLEY
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TIME FOR YOUR READING LESSONS
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oh geez my roommate just messaged me
mal 🌼
lmfao
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SIGH
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IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
He’s ready for daily anal cuz we all know you take it in the ass
mal 🌼
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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excuse me sir but I think you meant to send that to one of your gay buddies
mal 🌼
asshley likes being illiterate
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Aka you
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Well asshley's about to LEARN
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AWWWW YOU THINK WE'RE BUDDIES?
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HOW SWEEETTTTTTT
mal 🌼
clock itttt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
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i think eli just wants to cock it
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
mal 🌼
lmfao
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that's pretty gay of you to say
mal 🌼
so tuff
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bet you can't guess which CD this is
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You get to ask 3 questions about it
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5 guesses
mal 🌼
what cd is it
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DAMN IT
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you've outwitted me 😔
mal 🌼
muahahahahahahaha
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
WTH is this
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the FUCK
mal 🌼
huh??
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I think it like shows new messages from chats you've taken part in recently
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THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
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GETTING FREAKY WITH YOUR COUSIN
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NOT. COOL.
mal 🌼
IM NOT
mal 🌼
HES GETTING FREAKY
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YOU WERE TOO
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YOU'RE FEEDING INTO IT
mal 🌼
LIAR
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"kinky ahh" WHAT IF HE HAS A SHAME KINK?
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HMMMM?
mal 🌼
bro i’m texting him on my phone and my friend texting him on my mac this is so funny
mal 🌼
THATS HIS PROBLEM NGL
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I THINK YOUR COUSIN IS JUST GROSS LIKE ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
mal 🌼
he is sometimes
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YEAH
mal 🌼
but it’s okay cus he j playing
mal 🌼
…😭😭
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IS HE?
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IT'S A RECURRING THING
mal 🌼
ahuhahuh trust
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"i have a big dick" "gonna shove my fingers up ya butt" ETC. ETC.
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THERE IS A CONSISTENT THEME HERE
mal 🌼
no my fingers
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FINGERS IN GENERAL
mal 🌼
cus i sent a video of my going “clock ittt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏”
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THAT WAS NOT A REASONABLE RESPONSE FROM HIM
mal 🌼
IK
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YEAH
mal 🌼
AHUH
mal 🌼
YOURE RIGHT
mal 🌼
HE NEEDS TO DO BETTER
mal 🌼
smh
mal 🌼
uh
mal 🌼
i plead the fifth?
mal 🌼
idk
mal 🌼
cus
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Ryan daid
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Said
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
“Hurry up mf I wanna know the drama and grab popcorn”
mal 🌼
smhsmh
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
He said yes or no lmao
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
He screamed into my war
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Ear
mal 🌼
my answer stands
mal 🌼
why does he care so damn bad 😭
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
What that say
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Alrighty
mal 🌼
kk
mal 🌼
that satisfy your friend
mal 🌼
how did he know that
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Yes
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Cuz he always responds as soon as he can to you
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
But not now so that means he’s busy
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Plus he would’ve responded
mal 🌼
oh true
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
Yup
mal 🌼
mhm
mal 🌼
so
mal 🌼
wyd
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
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LMFAO MY UNCLE IS SO FUNNY
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SORRY I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH HIM
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omg bro I have to do some stupid alcohol training course for like an HOUR
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IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I CAN HANDLE MYSELF
mal 🌼
twinning
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NOOOO
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DRINKING IS BAD
mal 🌼
lmfaoooo ikik i’m jk
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OK OK GOOD
mal 🌼
ahuhahuh
𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰
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This thing is asking me how often I drink
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And how old I was when I started
mal 🌼
those eyes going crazy
mal 🌼
4
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I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL 😭
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I was actually 3
mal 🌼
amateur
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My uncle gave me a sip of beer lmao
mal 🌼
i was drinking in the womb
mal 🌼
beer is yummers
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that's called fetal alcohol syndrome mal
mal 🌼
ikik i’m jk
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beer is like
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the WORST
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it smells like BUTTCRACK
mal 🌼
it’s yummy
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BUTTCRACK IS YUMMY?
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EWWWW
mal 🌼
NO
mal 🌼
WRONG
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YUCKYYYY
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STINKYYYY
mal 🌼
☹️
mal 🌼
i ate too much hold on *unbuttons jeans* okay that’s better
mal 🌼
-my friend just now
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That's actually so real lmao
mal 🌼
*burps 3 times* why was that like….a song?