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arguing with amy's boyfriend lmao

Remember how I was all pissy the other day and one of the reasons was amy bothering me

well you werent pissy

but yk what i mean

anyway continue

SO I WAS TELLING HER LIKE 'hey i got back on WJE and it's pretty dead but Mal's there and we were talking a bunch and it was pretty dope etc. etc.' CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS BUT APPARENTLY NOT CAUSE SHE LIKE IMMEDIATELY GOT ALL MAD AND STARTED INSULTING *BOTH OF US* AND I WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE 'Hey that's like super rude and totally unnecessary' BUT SHE JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE AND IT WAS IRRITATING ME CAUSE LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR

There's more than that but she's just being a TOTAL WEENIE

bro whats her problem w me 😭

what the helly bro

we never had a problem lmao

She keeps claiming you "supported madi" or whatever WHICH WAS LIKE LITERAL YEARS AGO

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SOOOOO DUMB

RIGHT AFTER THAT SHE STARTED TRYING TO DEFEND MADI

Anonymous

She keeps claiming you "supported madi" or whatever WHICH WAS LIKE LITERAL YEARS AGO

I DIDNT SUPPORT ANYONE BRUH

Anonymous

RIGHT AFTER THAT SHE STARTED TRYING TO DEFEND MADI

HUH????

I KNOW THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN

why is she so bipolar?

SHE SAID YOU WERE "worse than madi in so many ways"

I GENUINELY LAUGHED AT THAT

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT WAYS BITCH

CAUSE IT IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD

yes im actually a horrible person didja know

ive cheated on 10 people

tsk tsk tsk can't believe you

ive manipulated every single person on here

ive killed 15 innocent people

IM AN AWFUL PERSON

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

HONESTLY THO

IF SHE GONNA BE PISSY ABT THINGS I AINT EVEN DONE

WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ANYWAY

LIKE WHAT DOES SHE THINK I DID HUH

COMMITTED MASS MURDER?

IK I WAS LIKE "I have literally never seen Mal do ANYTHING malicious" (pun intended)

WHAT HEINOUS CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED THAT YOU STILL THINKING ABT

Anonymous

IK I WAS LIKE "I have literally never seen Mal do ANYTHING malicious" (pun intended)

(lmfao)

OH OH WAIT LEMME TYPE THIS MESSAGE TOO

She was defending madi's backhanded, passive-aggressive fake apology to her and I was like "dude we both know she wasn't serious" and then she goes "honestly? at least she tried (which was a lie)."

"mal has done nothing like that and never will"

And then she told me "js don't act like shes a good person"

WHAT DO I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR

WHAT HAVE I DONE

Anonymous

And then she told me "js don't act like shes a good person"

yes jake im an awful person

run while you still can

otherwise i might burn the rest of your pants

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

APPARENTLY SHE GOT OFFENDED BY YOU LOOSELY ASSOCIATING WITH SOMEONE WHO SHE NOW DESPERATELY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH

mal♡

otherwise i might burn the rest of your pants

NOOOO NOT MY PANTS!!!!

BRO OK TELL ME THIS

SO OBVI BEFORE ALL THE LORE ON MADI CAME OUT

WE WERE FRIENDS

ND I WAS FRIENDS W AMY

N THEN THE AMY V MADI WAR CAME ABT

AND AMY COMPLETELY PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY

AND WAS A FUCKIN ASS TO ME

OFC IMMA BE FRIENDS W MADI WHEN SHE AINT DOING SHIT TO ME

TELL ME WHY SHE MAD ABT THAT

mal♡

AND AMY COMPLETELY PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY

YEAH

I TRIED TO TALK TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE "just shut up you arent gonna help"

I TRIED TO TELL HER LIKE "have you even considered the things YOU have done to those people you claim to hate?"

mal♡

I TRIED TO TALK TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE "just shut up you arent gonna help"

DUDE SHE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT

mal♡

I TRIED TO TALK TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE "just shut up you arent gonna help"

LIKE OK MISS OH-SO-EDGY FORGET I EVEN ASKED

Anonymous

DUDE SHE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT

AHUH THEN STOP BEING LIKE SUCH A PICK ME N BEING LIKE "ugh no one likes me no one understands me"

IM SORRY YOU GOT DADDY ISSUES

SO DOES EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IT SEEMS

I WAS LIKE "who fucking cares it's been like a year, move on like everyone else 😭😭😭"

GIRL TRYNA ACT LIKE SHE EVEN GOT SUM TO MOVE ON FROM 😭

LIKE BITCH WHAT-

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wait that was mean

mal♡

wait that was mean

see this is what sets you apart

BUT LIKE THE HELLY

You actually know how to have remorse lmao

I ALSO FLAT OUT TOLD HER I FELT BAD ABT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND THEN SHE WAS AN ASS

SO LIKE OKAY I MADE JOKES ABT IT CUS SHE WAS BEING DUMB AND A PICK ME

PEOPLE WERE SOOOOO SUPPORTIVE

FUCKING SUE ME

AND SHE WAS JUST KINDA MEAN ABOUT IT

ALSO HERE'S A STAR FOR IDK BEING AWESOME AND STUFF ⭐

Anonymous

ALSO HERE'S A STAR FOR IDK BEING AWESOME AND STUFF ⭐

AH TYTYTYTYTY

amy needs to grow up a tad

like i genuinely dont mean that rudely

shes j immature and its not good for her

it like mkes me sad she has such a built in victims mentality

like that j sucks

mal♡

it like mkes me sad she has such a built in victims mentality

SERIOUSLY

i hope she j likes

cus stop also

back in the bp days

she had a whole fuckin website on her side

like idek how it happened but she LASHED OUT at me

and i was simply defending myself

dude it's so weird when she gets like that

and that was before i knew how to actually properly defend myself and throw out a good insult

so IK FOR DAMN FUCKING SURE i did not say anything mean cus i was not capable of it

and THE WHOLE WEBSITE WAS ATTACKING ME

I LITERALLY NEVER REMEMBER YOU BEING MEAN TO ANYONE

thats why i completely ditched the site and became hella active on here

YOU WERE ALWAYS JUST SILLY AND CHILL

AHUH AND NOW IM ONLY GONNA BE A BITCH IF YOURE GONNA FULL ON ATTACK ME

CUS IK HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF

AM I GONNA FEEL BAD AFTER

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT

BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BETTERRRRRR

UGH JAKE YOURE THE WORST

IM GONNA LASH OUT FOR NO REASON

UGH YOU SUCK

NOOOOO I WAS KIDDING

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN YOU BUTTCRACK

but yeah amy needs to fuck off and leave me be

thats my 2 cents

my bits of advice for her

add 3 more and you'll get a nickel

dont be mad at ppl you havent talked to in over a year :D

and learn to fuck off :D

Anonymous

add 3 more and you'll get a nickel

nickel nickel nickel

mal♡

dont be mad at ppl you havent talked to in over a year :D

EEEEEEEEEEEXACTLY

That's my new favorite thing lmao

but like also

if she came to me like "mal you upset me blah blah blah"

id flat out be like "oh like mb i didnt mean to be upsetting idk what i did but sorry"

and then boom

shed move on

cus thats all it takes

she just needs to be validated

she wouldn't come to you like that, she would come to you like "i hate you you're worthless blah blah blah"

Anonymous

That's my new favorite thing lmao

i mean its so real

LIKE ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THAT BUT WITH MORE EXPLETIVES

Anonymous

she wouldn't come to you like that, she would come to you like "i hate you you're worthless blah blah blah"

OH THE AGONY IM SO WORTHLESS

I CANT BELIEVE SHE THINKS IM WORTHLESS

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

LIKE LITERALLY SHE JUST DECIDED TO BERATE MADI ON UWU CREW ONE DAY

AND THATS WHEN MADI APOLOGIZED

Anonymous

LIKE LITERALLY SHE JUST DECIDED TO BERATE MADI ON UWU CREW ONE DAY

BRO WHAAAAT

LIKE OKAY IF YOURE GONNA VERBALLY ASSAULT ME THEN IG IM SORRY?

To be fair it was the fakest apology ive ever seen lmao

ahuhahuh i believe it

BUT IT WAS SO POINTLESS FOR AMY TO DO THAT

BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION

ooh i just found 2 hotel room keys I can make guitar picks out of

mal♡

BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION

PERHAPS

Anonymous

ooh i just found 2 hotel room keys I can make guitar picks out of

oooooooo

mal♡

BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION

amy doesnt have it tho cus shes just a sweet little pookie angel bear

me and madi have it tho

mal♡

BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION

Racist

frfrfrfrfrfrfr

RapBoat

Racist

oopsies

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racist supreme over here

Yeah she's actually the leader of the kkk

OMG WAIT STOP

IN MY GOV BOOK THERE WAS A PIC OF THE KKK

AND I COLORED IT

ONE SECOND I HAVE A PICTURE SOMEWHERE

ITS SO FUNNY

I LOVE YOUR HANDWRITING BTW

So much better than mine 😭

ITS NEATER NOW THO

Anonymous

So much better than mine 😭

i pride myself in having nice handwriting lmao

I should practice improving

Anonymous

so

so

Anonymous

I should practice improving

i loove my handwriting

I just write REALLY fast and it gets all messy

at church camp my notes looked AMAZING

i was very proud of them

Anonymous

I just write REALLY fast and it gets all messy

i switch to cursive when i write fast

⭐Here you get a gold star for that

mal♡

i switch to cursive when i write fast

SAME LMAO

haha this is so funny you're not gonna believe this

Guess who's stalking the chat

HMMMMMM I WONDER

I DON'T ACTUALLY THINK IT'S HER I THINK IT'S HER BF

HEYYYYYYY AMY HAVE YOU MISSED ME <3333333333

bro just said "im disappointed"

literally in what

us talking about it lmao

No it's ok you were more respectful than I was 😭

Anonymous

legal adults btw

oh this is totally amy

Anonymous

No it's ok you were more respectful than I was 😭

i was being sarcastic lmao

Anonymous

legal adults btw

im not a legal adult yet 🤓☝️

Anonymous

hi amy what's up

what happened to best friends lmao

mal♡

im not a legal adult yet 🤓☝️

still got a whole ass year

well wtv i hope this was rlly fun for you

Anonymous

what happened to best friends lmao

Best friends don't insult each other's other best friends

clearly you haven’t changed

Anonymous

well wtv i hope this was rlly fun for you

AMY???

I'm sorry for how I behaved but I mean damn I was upset too

Another New Blach

AMY???

not rn

You don't get special privileges for that

Just cause someone offended you a year ago

Anonymous

I'm sorry for how I behaved but I mean damn I was upset too

gianni what the fuck

do you even see what you said about mr

And like I said, I'm sorry

bye amy nice talk <3

mal♡

bye amy nice talk <3

😭

keep my name out your mouth :D

Another New Blach

What wqs thag abt???

Read up buddy

I DON'T WANNA SUMMARIZE IT AGAIN

Another New Blach

What wqs thag abt???

tldr - shes mad at me for being on madi's side OVER A YEAR AGO even tho she was treating me awful when i tried to be nice to her

mal♡

tldr - shes mad at me for being on madi's side OVER A YEAR AGO even tho she was treating me awful when i tried to be nice to her

Ahhh

too long, didnt read

so yeah thats what happened

gn sleep good

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STOP FUCKCKI8NG DOXXING

hey what abt me

in blachs bed

in MINE AND BLACH'S BED?

if i came it wouldnt be gay anymore

fine ill be lonely then 😔

i bet blach woulda let me come smhsmh

cus hes freaky

I GOTTA GO IN LIKE 5 MIN TO GET MY FRIEND FROM WORKKK

OMG TWINNING

I GOTTA MOVE MY CAR OUTTA THE PARKING GARAGE CAUSE OF A FOOTBALL GAME

IDK HOW LONG SHELL BE AT MY HOUSE BUT ILL PROLLY BE LIKE ON N OFF

IT'S ALR DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

OH AND GUESS WHAT

mal♡

OH AND GUESS WHAT

WHAT

Anonymous

I'LL...I'LL MANAGE 😢

💔

Anonymous

WHAT

NEXT WEEK ILL BE STAYING ALONE AT SOMEONES HOUSE DOGSITTING AND SO MY LAPTOP WONT HAVE THE WIFI SCREENTIME SO I WILL BE ABLE TO BE ON AS MUCH AS I WANT

YIPPEEEEEEEE

GONNA BE AWESOME 🔥🔥🔥

FRFRFRFRFRFRRFRFRFRFR

Anonymous

Best friends don't insult each other's other best friends

awe best friendssssss muahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahha

i was gonna reply to that earlier but it wasnt the time lmfao

mal♡

i was gonna reply to that earlier but it wasnt the time lmfao

😭

THAT WAS WHAT PISSED ME OFF THOUGH

LIKE NO YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA FUCKING INSULT SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT LIKE THAT

IDC WHAT SHE ALLEGEDLY DID, IT'S BEEN A FUCKIN YEAR

AW AND ALSO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING IDK WHAT SHES ON ABT

Anonymous

THAT WAS WHAT PISSED ME OFF THOUGH

ID BE PISSED TOO

IDC IF PPL DONT LIKE ME BUT DONT BE AN ASS ABT IT

AND DONT BRING OTHER PPL INTO IT

THATS INCONSIDERATE

ANYWAY I GTG

ILL BE BACK LATERRRRRRRRRR

CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

actually i’ll just leave smth here for u

i was definitely a bad person on whe

i did have a victim mentality

and yes i definitely was not blameless

but idk if you remember but you DID insult me along with her

that hurt and it’s been hurting

but holding grudges hasn’t been good for me obviously

and i’m sorry for insulting you

just don’t insult me anymore

i’ve been holding in hate for wje for a long time

it hurt me to be on there when everyone hated me

but it’s time to move on

i hope you have a nice life

you don’t hafta accept this

i do accept it

i haven’t said anything abt you

i’m sorry if i hurt you

but when ppl insult me im going to do it back

i’m sorry it’s been bothering you and i hope you can move past it

just please don’t talk abt it behind my back cus it’s just not cool

thank you :)

I GOT A COOL PIC OF MY EYE IN THE CAR

Anonymous

⭐ :)

starrrrrr

mal♡

I GOT A COOL PIC OF MY EYE IN THE CAR

OOOOOH

I ALMOST DIED IN THE CAR...

I GUESS I DIDN'T SEE THAT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN ONTO

SO I TURNED DIRECTLY INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

YOU OKAY???????

YES THANKFULLY THERE WAS LIKE ONE PERSON AND I WAS ON THE FAR RIGHT

I BACKED UP HELLA QUICK THOUGH

I don't wanna drive here anymore 😭😭😭

HERES A COOKIE FOR NOT DYING ON ME 🍪🍪

mal♡

HERES A COOKIE FOR NOT DYING ON ME 🍪🍪

YAYYYY

my eye picture looked so cool actually which is shocking

and my lashes looked good

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES

but they look cool in the sun sometimes!

and i have nice eyelashes naturally

CAUSE SOMETIMES THEY JUST DO THAT

i’d rather have any other eye color tho

You can have my green eyes I gotchu

Idk how to switch eyes but if I figure it out I'll let you know

YOU HAVE GREEN EYES????

THAT IS MY FAVORITE EYE COLOR

ONE OF THEM HAS A LITTLE BLACK SPECK IN IT

YOU ARE SO COOL

HOLD ON LEMME FIND A PIC

NO GREEN EYES ARE THE BEST

I LOOOVE GREEN EYES

IM JUST AMAZEDDDDDD

YOU KEEP GETTING COOLER

WELL I LOOOOOOOVE BROWN EYES!!!

BROWN EYES ARE COMMON

SO THEY ARENT AS COOL

GREEN EYES ARE THE BEST

NUMBER 1 EYE COLOR FR

STILL LOOKING FOR THE GOOD PIC

I CAN GUARANTEE YOUR EYES ARE COOLER THAN MINE

I PROMISE YOU

MY EYES ARE BORING

I BET YOUR EYES LOOK AMAZING

EVEN IN THE PIC I GOT THEYRE NOT THAAAAAT COOL

YOUR EYES ARE COOLER BY DEFAULT

MINE ARE BORING BY DEFAULT

THIS IS NOT THE GOOD ONE BUT HERE'S A SHITTY BLURRY CLOSE UP

YOUR EYES ARE GORGEOUS

WHAT THE HELL

YES THEY ARE

WAY COOLER THAN MINR

THEY INLY LOOK LILE THAG IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT

OTHERWISE THEY PLAIN BROWN

ALSO PLAIN BROWN LOOKS COOL TOO

YOURS ARE GORGEOUS

WE CAN TRADE

HOW AM I GONNA LOOK AT YOUR AWESOME EYES

YOU CANT LOOK AT MY EYES CUS WE IN DIFFERENT STATES NOW

BUT IF WE TRADE YOU CAN SEE THEM WHENEVER

AND I NEED GREEN EYES THEYRE SO PRETTU

WE CAN'T TRADE EITHER CAUSE WE'RE IN DIFFERENT STATES

BUT YOURS ARE BETTER

YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY TELL ME YOU PREFER BROWN EYES OVER GREEN EYES

YOUR EYES LOOK BETTER THAN MINE

Anonymous

ERM ACTUALLY I CAN

YOURE JUST LYING CUS MY EYES ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOURS

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

YOURE JUST LYING

mal♡

YOURE JUST LYING CUS MY EYES ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOURS

WELL I THINK SO!

DO I NEED TO WRITE A 5 PAGE ESSAY ON WHY YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL?

YOU COULD NOT GO ON THAT LONG ABT BROWN EYES

I COULD GO ON FOREVER ABT GREEN EYES

THEYRE SO STUNNING

I COULD GO ON LONGER ABT YOUR EYES

CUS THEYRE PRETTIER

SURE YOU WILL

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What

are green eyes or brown eyes better

Anonymous

JUST YOU WAIT

I WILL.

WELL YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG.

but between green and brown what’s better

blue wasn’t an option

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Green

YOU'RE THINKING OF RYLEE'S EYES HUH

HA NO GREEN IS J BETTER

Anonymous
Image

SURE SURE

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BREAK IT UP INTO PARAGRAPHS IM JUST GONNA TYPE FOR FIVE PAGES STRAIGHT ABOUT WHY BROWN EYES ARE THE BEST

AND ILL TELL YOU WHY GREEN EYES ARE BETTER

AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF METAPHORS AND STUFF

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She was my first gf, she set a type for me

I WAS RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Also JKW was on here earlier

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

YOU DONT CARE

JUST LIKE THINKING BROWN EYES ARE BETTER

BROWN EYES ARE THE WORST EYE COLOR

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mal♡

BROWN EYES ARE THE WORST EYE COLOR

LIES

NO WAY YOU CAN WRITE 5 PAGES ABT BROWN EYES

BUT GREEN EYES ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL RUES

THINK WHAT YOU WANT BUT I'M DEFENDING MY CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

Anonymous

THINK WHAT YOU WANT BUT I'M DEFENDING MY CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

MHM

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It’s weird

thanks for the feedback

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It’s weird

your face is weird

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You've been harassing me for day

what the helly is that bro 😭😭😭

Or as Eli likes to call it, "gay tight asshole"

eli you're acting like a homosexual

jake 😭😭😭😭 lmfao

NOOOO ASSHLEY

WHAT THE HELLY

I KILLED MY VOICE IN THE CAR TD

mal♡

I KILLED MY VOICE IN THE CAR TD

I do that way too much 😭

IT'S LIKE MY PERSONAL SINGING CHAMBER

NO SAME CUS I WAS SINGING A SONG HIGHER THAN I CAN NORMALLY GOOD

and i recorded it and it didn’t even sound good ☹️

THE PHONES JUST DON'T DO IT JUSTICE

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Stop flirting

Sounds like you miss Rylee

Anonymous

THE PHONES JUST DON'T DO IT JUSTICE

TRUE

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Stop flirting

ain’t no one flirting

just having conversation :D

As cool fellows tend to do 😎

for realsies

playing with my new guitar picks lol

Anonymous

hbuuuuuu?

watching my friend play dress to impress on my laptop lmfao

Lmao you're basically babysitting her 😭

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She was my first gf, she set a type for me

CLEARLY NOT

lmfaoooo i love dress to impress tho

I tried playing it once and could not for the life of me figure out how it worked

lmaoooooo it’s so fun tho

lookit my old ass cat

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I like black girls tho… it was js with eyes…

uh huh

mal♡

lookit my old ass cat

AWWWWWWWWWW

SHE LOVES PEOPLE

FRIENDLIEST CAT EVER

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Anonymous

SHE SEEMS SO SWEET

SHES THE SWEEETEST

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So you either restore that or I leak you

NO WAIT

IT WAS JUST A JOKE IM SORRY

lmaooooo what the helly

OK BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO LIKE BAN ME OR ANYTHING IT WAS SERIOUSLY JUST A JOKE

YES OR NO DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO BAN ME OR ANYTHING

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Pinky

🤙

jake hurry yp

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7 months of wasted time

i feel that bro

i wasted a year and a half

on a guy who did a lotta awful shit

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Madi..?

No, Christina Aguielera

Anonymous

No, Christina Aguielera

lmaooooo what’d she do to you

mal♡

on a guy who did a lotta awful shit

⭐My condolences 😔

mal♡

lmaooooo what’d she do to you

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to kim, tee-hee!"

bahahahahaa yessssss

slim shadyyyy

Anonymous

⭐My condolences 😔

eh it’s fine

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

huhhhh???????

lmfaooooooo okok

How's your friend-babysitting going?

fantastic we’re facetiming my cousin now lmao

it’s like 2 am where he is

FFFFFFFFFRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKYYYYYYYYY

HES WATCHING BROOKLYN99

Everyone knows 2 AM is the freakiest hour

i’ve never seen it

FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID YOUR COUSIN IS COOKL

he’s so funny bro

not as silly as me

bro my friend is j going through my mac rn

I think it's spanish but idk how to spell it

but ive only ever heard my family use it

question, is this a cool truck?

shut up man i j like the truck 😭

trucks are fun bro

It's an 87 Chevy C/K I think

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also i am not your kitten

what’d i miss bro

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what a goober

muahahahahaha

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hey no freakiness.

mal♡

hey no freakiness.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppphhhhhhhh

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One more chance and then I leak you

sounds like the only one leaking is you

i keep missing the deleted messages

Anonymous

😭

frfr

Anonymous

sounds like the only one leaking is you

BAHAHA

NO FREAKINESS.

𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

Be a good boy for mal

……………

I think Eli is the freaky one here

We should be worried about him

DID YOU SERIOUSLY LEAD WITH WADE

Anonymous

DID YOU SERIOUSLY LEAD WITH WADE

so real for that tho

mal♡

so real for that tho

IM NOT GAY FOR WADE

I BET YOU COULD WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT HIS EYES

EVEN THOUGH IM SCARED OF THEM

mal♡

I BET YOU COULD WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT HIS EYES

I'LL WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT YOURS OUT OF SPITE!!!

Anonymous

IM NOT GAY FOR WADE

I REMEMBER DIFFIRENTLY

Anonymous

I'LL WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT YOURS OUT OF SPITE!!!

YOU COULD WRITE 50 ABOUT WADES

I'LL WRITE AN ENTIRE *BOOK*

YOU COULD DO MORE ABT WADES

Anonymous

I'LL WRITE AN ENTIRE *BOOK*

👖🔥

ASSHLEY IS RUNNING NOW

WELL TELL HER TO COME BACK

SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO READ

GET YO ASS BACK OVER HERE

TIME FOR YOUR READING LESSONS

oh geez my roommate just messaged me

IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED

Anonymous

oh geez my roommate just messaged me

He’s ready for daily anal cuz we all know you take it in the ass

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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He’s ready for daily anal cuz we all know you take it in the ass

excuse me sir but I think you meant to send that to one of your gay buddies

Anonymous

IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED

asshley likes being illiterate

mal♡

asshley likes being illiterate

Well asshley's about to LEARN

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Aka you

AWWWW YOU THINK WE'RE BUDDIES?

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Aka you

clock itttt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

mal♡

clock itttt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

i think eli just wants to cock it

Anonymous

i think eli just wants to cock it

lmfao

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Image

that's pretty gay of you to say

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so tuff

bet you can't guess which CD this is

You get to ask 3 questions about it

Anonymous

You get to ask 3 questions about it

what cd is it

you've outwitted me 😔

muahahahahahahaha

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WTH is this

the FUCK

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WTH is this

huh??

I think it like shows new messages from chats you've taken part in recently

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THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

GETTING FREAKY WITH YOUR COUSIN

HES GETTING FREAKY

"kinky ahh" WHAT IF HE HAS A SHAME KINK?

bro i’m texting him on my phone and my friend texting him on my mac this is so funny

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"kinky ahh" WHAT IF HE HAS A SHAME KINK?

THATS HIS PROBLEM NGL

I THINK YOUR COUSIN IS JUST GROSS LIKE ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

he is sometimes

but it’s okay cus he j playing

ahuhahuh trust

"i have a big dick" "gonna shove my fingers up ya butt" ETC. ETC.

THERE IS A CONSISTENT THEME HERE

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"i have a big dick" "gonna shove my fingers up ya butt" ETC. ETC.

no my fingers

cus i sent a video of my going “clock ittt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏”

THAT WAS NOT A REASONABLE RESPONSE FROM HIM

HE NEEDS TO DO BETTER

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i plead the fifth?

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my answer stands

why does he care so damn bad 😭

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that satisfy your friend

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how did he know that

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Cuz he always responds as soon as he can to you

oh true

LMFAO MY UNCLE IS SO FUNNY

SORRY I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH HIM

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omg bro I have to do some stupid alcohol training course for like an HOUR

IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I CAN HANDLE MYSELF

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twinning

lmfaoooo ikik i’m jk

This thing is asking me how often I drink

And how old I was when I started

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those eyes going crazy

Anonymous

And how old I was when I started

4

I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL 😭

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I was actually 3

amateur

My uncle gave me a sip of beer lmao

i was drinking in the womb

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My uncle gave me a sip of beer lmao

beer is yummers

that's called fetal alcohol syndrome mal

ikik i’m jk

mal♡

beer is yummers

beer is like

it smells like BUTTCRACK

it’s yummy

i ate too much hold on *unbuttons jeans* okay that’s better

-my friend just now

That's actually so real lmao

*burps 3 times* why was that like….a song?