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Remember how I was all pissy the other day and one of the reasons was amy bothering me

well you werent pissy

SO I WAS TELLING HER LIKE 'hey i got back on WJE and it's pretty dead but Mal's there and we were talking a bunch and it was pretty dope etc. etc.' CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS BUT APPARENTLY NOT CAUSE SHE LIKE IMMEDIATELY GOT ALL MAD AND STARTED INSULTING *BOTH OF US* AND I WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE 'Hey that's like super rude and totally unnecessary' BUT SHE JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE AND IT WAS IRRITATING ME CAUSE LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR

bro whats her problem w me 😭

we never had a problem lmao

She keeps claiming you "supported madi" or whatever WHICH WAS LIKE LITERAL YEARS AGO

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She keeps claiming you "supported madi" or whatever WHICH WAS LIKE LITERAL YEARS AGO

I DIDNT SUPPORT ANYONE BRUH

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RIGHT AFTER THAT SHE STARTED TRYING TO DEFEND MADI

HUH????

why is she so bipolar?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes im actually a horrible person didja know

ive cheated on 10 people

ive manipulated every single person on here

ive killed 15 innocent people

IF SHE GONNA BE PISSY ABT THINGS I AINT EVEN DONE

WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ANYWAY

LIKE WHAT DOES SHE THINK I DID HUH

COMMITTED MASS MURDER?

IK I WAS LIKE "I have literally never seen Mal do ANYTHING malicious" (pun intended)

WHAT HEINOUS CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED THAT YOU STILL THINKING ABT

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IK I WAS LIKE "I have literally never seen Mal do ANYTHING malicious" (pun intended)

(lmfao)

She was defending madi's backhanded, passive-aggressive fake apology to her and I was like "dude we both know she wasn't serious" and then she goes "honestly? at least she tried (which was a lie)."

WHAT DO I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR

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And then she told me "js don't act like shes a good person"

yes jake im an awful person

run while you still can

otherwise i might burn the rest of your pants

APPARENTLY SHE GOT OFFENDED BY YOU LOOSELY ASSOCIATING WITH SOMEONE WHO SHE NOW DESPERATELY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH

mal 🌼

otherwise i might burn the rest of your pants

NOOOO NOT MY PANTS!!!!

SO OBVI BEFORE ALL THE LORE ON MADI CAME OUT

ND I WAS FRIENDS W AMY

N THEN THE AMY V MADI WAR CAME ABT

AND AMY COMPLETELY PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY

AND WAS A FUCKIN ASS TO ME

OFC IMMA BE FRIENDS W MADI WHEN SHE AINT DOING SHIT TO ME

TELL ME WHY SHE MAD ABT THAT

I TRIED TO TALK TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE "just shut up you arent gonna help"

I TRIED TO TELL HER LIKE "have you even considered the things YOU have done to those people you claim to hate?"

mal 🌼

I TRIED TO TALK TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE "just shut up you arent gonna help"

DUDE SHE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT

mal 🌼

I TRIED TO TALK TO HER AND SHE WAS LIKE "just shut up you arent gonna help"

LIKE OK MISS OH-SO-EDGY FORGET I EVEN ASKED

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DUDE SHE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT

AHUH THEN STOP BEING LIKE SUCH A PICK ME N BEING LIKE "ugh no one likes me no one understands me"

IM SORRY YOU GOT DADDY ISSUES

SO DOES EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IT SEEMS

I WAS LIKE "who fucking cares it's been like a year, move on like everyone else 😭😭😭"

GIRL TRYNA ACT LIKE SHE EVEN GOT SUM TO MOVE ON FROM 😭

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I ALSO FLAT OUT TOLD HER I FELT BAD ABT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND THEN SHE WAS AN ASS

SO LIKE OKAY I MADE JOKES ABT IT CUS SHE WAS BEING DUMB AND A PICK ME

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ALSO HERE'S A STAR FOR IDK BEING AWESOME AND STUFF ⭐

AH TYTYTYTYTY

amy needs to grow up a tad

like i genuinely dont mean that rudely

shes j immature and its not good for her

it like mkes me sad she has such a built in victims mentality

mal 🌼

it like mkes me sad she has such a built in victims mentality

SERIOUSLY

she had a whole fuckin website on her side

like idek how it happened but she LASHED OUT at me

and i was simply defending myself

and that was before i knew how to actually properly defend myself and throw out a good insult

so IK FOR DAMN FUCKING SURE i did not say anything mean cus i was not capable of it

and THE WHOLE WEBSITE WAS ATTACKING ME

thats why i completely ditched the site and became hella active on here

AHUH AND NOW IM ONLY GONNA BE A BITCH IF YOURE GONNA FULL ON ATTACK ME

CUS IK HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF

AM I GONNA FEEL BAD AFTER

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT

UGH JAKE YOURE THE WORST

IM GONNA LASH OUT FOR NO REASON

NOOOOO I WAS KIDDING

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN YOU BUTTCRACK

but yeah amy needs to fuck off and leave me be

my bits of advice for her

dont be mad at ppl you havent talked to in over a year :D

and learn to fuck off :D

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add 3 more and you'll get a nickel

nickel nickel nickel

mal 🌼

dont be mad at ppl you havent talked to in over a year :D

EEEEEEEEEEEXACTLY

if she came to me like "mal you upset me blah blah blah"

id flat out be like "oh like mb i didnt mean to be upsetting idk what i did but sorry"

cus thats all it takes

she just needs to be validated

she wouldn't come to you like that, she would come to you like "i hate you you're worthless blah blah blah"

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That's my new favorite thing lmao

i mean its so real

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she wouldn't come to you like that, she would come to you like "i hate you you're worthless blah blah blah"

OH THE AGONY IM SO WORTHLESS

I CANT BELIEVE SHE THINKS IM WORTHLESS

LIKE LITERALLY SHE JUST DECIDED TO BERATE MADI ON UWU CREW ONE DAY

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LIKE LITERALLY SHE JUST DECIDED TO BERATE MADI ON UWU CREW ONE DAY

BRO WHAAAAT

LIKE OKAY IF YOURE GONNA VERBALLY ASSAULT ME THEN IG IM SORRY?

ahuhahuh i believe it

BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION

ooh i just found 2 hotel room keys I can make guitar picks out of

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ooh i just found 2 hotel room keys I can make guitar picks out of

oooooooo

mal 🌼

BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION

amy doesnt have it tho cus shes just a sweet little pookie angel bear

me and madi have it tho

mal 🌼

BEING AN ASSHOLE IS A GENE MUTATION

Racist

DaRapBoat

Racist

oopsies

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racist supreme over here

IN MY GOV BOOK THERE WAS A PIC OF THE KKK

ONE SECOND I HAVE A PICTURE SOMEWHERE

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So much better than mine 😭

i pride myself in having nice handwriting lmao

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I should practice improving

i loove my handwriting

at church camp my notes looked AMAZING

i was very proud of them

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I just write REALLY fast and it gets all messy

i switch to cursive when i write fast

HEYYYYYYY AMY HAVE YOU MISSED ME <3333333333

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No it's ok you were more respectful than I was 😭

i was being sarcastic lmao

Anonymous

legal adults btw

im not a legal adult yet 🤓☝️

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hi amy what's up

what happened to best friends lmao

mal 🌼

im not a legal adult yet 🤓☝️

still got a whole ass year

well wtv i hope this was rlly fun for you

Anonymous

what happened to best friends lmao

Best friends don't insult each other's other best friends

clearly you haven’t changed

Anonymous

well wtv i hope this was rlly fun for you

AMY???

Another New Blach

AMY???

not rn

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I'm sorry for how I behaved but I mean damn I was upset too

gianni what the fuck

do you even see what you said about mr

bye amy nice talk <3

keep my name out your mouth :D

Another New Blach

What wqs thag abt???

tldr - shes mad at me for being on madi's side OVER A YEAR AGO even tho she was treating me awful when i tried to be nice to her

mal 🌼

tldr - shes mad at me for being on madi's side OVER A YEAR AGO even tho she was treating me awful when i tried to be nice to her

Ahhh

too long, didnt read

so yeah thats what happened

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STOP FUCKCKI8NG DOXXING

if i came it wouldnt be gay anymore

fine ill be lonely then 😔

i bet blach woulda let me come smhsmh

I GOTTA GO IN LIKE 5 MIN TO GET MY FRIEND FROM WORKKK

I GOTTA MOVE MY CAR OUTTA THE PARKING GARAGE CAUSE OF A FOOTBALL GAME

IDK HOW LONG SHELL BE AT MY HOUSE BUT ILL PROLLY BE LIKE ON N OFF

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I'LL...I'LL MANAGE 😢

💔

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WHAT

NEXT WEEK ILL BE STAYING ALONE AT SOMEONES HOUSE DOGSITTING AND SO MY LAPTOP WONT HAVE THE WIFI SCREENTIME SO I WILL BE ABLE TO BE ON AS MUCH AS I WANT

FRFRFRFRFRFRRFRFRFRFR

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Best friends don't insult each other's other best friends

awe best friendssssss muahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahha

i was gonna reply to that earlier but it wasnt the time lmfao

mal 🌼

i was gonna reply to that earlier but it wasnt the time lmfao

😭

LIKE NO YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA FUCKING INSULT SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT LIKE THAT

AW AND ALSO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING IDK WHAT SHES ON ABT

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THAT WAS WHAT PISSED ME OFF THOUGH

ID BE PISSED TOO

IDC IF PPL DONT LIKE ME BUT DONT BE AN ASS ABT IT

AND DONT BRING OTHER PPL INTO IT

ILL BE BACK LATERRRRRRRRRR

CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

actually i’ll just leave smth here for u

i was definitely a bad person on whe

i did have a victim mentality

and yes i definitely was not blameless

but idk if you remember but you DID insult me along with her

that hurt and it’s been hurting

but holding grudges hasn’t been good for me obviously

and i’m sorry for insulting you

just don’t insult me anymore

i’ve been holding in hate for wje for a long time

it hurt me to be on there when everyone hated me

but it’s time to move on

i hope you have a nice life

you don’t hafta accept this

i haven’t said anything abt you

i’m sorry if i hurt you

but when ppl insult me im going to do it back

i’m sorry it’s been bothering you and i hope you can move past it

just please don’t talk abt it behind my back cus it’s just not cool

I GOT A COOL PIC OF MY EYE IN THE CAR

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⭐ :)

starrrrrr

I GUESS I DIDN'T SEE THAT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN ONTO

YES THANKFULLY THERE WAS LIKE ONE PERSON AND I WAS ON THE FAR RIGHT

HERES A COOKIE FOR NOT DYING ON ME 🍪🍪

my eye picture looked so cool actually which is shocking

and my lashes looked good

but they look cool in the sun sometimes!

and i have nice eyelashes naturally

i’d rather have any other eye color tho

YOU HAVE GREEN EYES????

THAT IS MY FAVORITE EYE COLOR

NO GREEN EYES ARE THE BEST

YOU KEEP GETTING COOLER

BROWN EYES ARE COMMON

SO THEY ARENT AS COOL

GREEN EYES ARE THE BEST

NUMBER 1 EYE COLOR FR

I CAN GUARANTEE YOUR EYES ARE COOLER THAN MINE

EVEN IN THE PIC I GOT THEYRE NOT THAAAAAT COOL

YOUR EYES ARE COOLER BY DEFAULT

MINE ARE BORING BY DEFAULT

YOUR EYES ARE GORGEOUS

WAY COOLER THAN MINR

THEY INLY LOOK LILE THAG IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT

OTHERWISE THEY PLAIN BROWN

YOU CANT LOOK AT MY EYES CUS WE IN DIFFERENT STATES NOW

BUT IF WE TRADE YOU CAN SEE THEM WHENEVER

AND I NEED GREEN EYES THEYRE SO PRETTU

BUT YOURS ARE BETTER

YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY TELL ME YOU PREFER BROWN EYES OVER GREEN EYES

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ERM ACTUALLY I CAN

YOURE JUST LYING CUS MY EYES ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOURS

mal 🌼

YOURE JUST LYING CUS MY EYES ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOURS

WELL I THINK SO!

DO I NEED TO WRITE A 5 PAGE ESSAY ON WHY YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL?

YOU COULD NOT GO ON THAT LONG ABT BROWN EYES

I COULD GO ON FOREVER ABT GREEN EYES

I COULD GO ON LONGER ABT YOUR EYES

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What

are green eyes or brown eyes better

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JUST YOU WAIT

I WILL.

but between green and brown what’s better

blue wasn’t an option

HA NO GREEN IS J BETTER

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SURE SURE

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BREAK IT UP INTO PARAGRAPHS IM JUST GONNA TYPE FOR FIVE PAGES STRAIGHT ABOUT WHY BROWN EYES ARE THE BEST

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YOU'RE THINKING OF RYLEE'S EYES HUH

She was my first gf, she set a type for me

AND ILL TELL YOU WHY GREEN EYES ARE BETTER

AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF METAPHORS AND STUFF

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She was my first gf, she set a type for me

I WAS RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

JUST LIKE THINKING BROWN EYES ARE BETTER

BROWN EYES ARE THE WORST EYE COLOR

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NO WAY YOU CAN WRITE 5 PAGES ABT BROWN EYES

BUT GREEN EYES ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL RUES

THINK WHAT YOU WANT BUT I'M DEFENDING MY CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

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THINK WHAT YOU WANT BUT I'M DEFENDING MY CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

MHM

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It’s weird

thanks for the feedback

what the helly is that bro 😭😭😭

jake 😭😭😭😭 lmfao

I KILLED MY VOICE IN THE CAR TD

mal 🌼

I KILLED MY VOICE IN THE CAR TD

I do that way too much 😭

NO SAME CUS I WAS SINGING A SONG HIGHER THAN I CAN NORMALLY GOOD

and i recorded it and it didn’t even sound good ☹️

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THE PHONES JUST DON'T DO IT JUSTICE

TRUE

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Stop flirting

ain’t no one flirting

just having conversation :D

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hbuuuuuu?

watching my friend play dress to impress on my laptop lmfao

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Sounds like you miss Rylee

Bro moved on twin

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She was my first gf, she set a type for me

CLEARLY NOT

lmfaoooo i love dress to impress tho

I tried playing it once and could not for the life of me figure out how it worked

lmaoooooo it’s so fun tho

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CLEARLY NOT

I like black girls tho… it was js with eyes…

lookit my old ass cat

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

I like black girls tho… it was js with eyes…

uh huh

FRIENDLIEST CAT EVER

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uh huh

My longest rls was with one so ion wanna here it

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SHE SEEMS SO SWEET

SHES THE SWEEETEST

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So you either restore that or I leak you

NO WAIT

lmaooooo what the helly

OK BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO LIKE BAN ME OR ANYTHING IT WAS SERIOUSLY JUST A JOKE

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Pinky

🤙

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

7 months of wasted time

i feel that bro

i wasted a year and a half

on a guy who did a lotta awful shit

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No, Christina Aguielera

lmaooooo what’d she do to you

mal 🌼

on a guy who did a lotta awful shit

⭐My condolences 😔

mal 🌼

lmaooooo what’d she do to you

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

bahahahahaa yessssss

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⭐My condolences 😔

eh it’s fine

fantastic we’re facetiming my cousin now lmao

it’s like 2 am where he is

HES WATCHING BROOKLYN99

i’ve never seen it

bro my friend is j going through my mac rn

shut up man i j like the truck 😭

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hey no freakiness.

mal 🌼

hey no freakiness.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppphhhhhhhh

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

One more chance and then I leak you

sounds like the only one leaking is you

i keep missing the deleted messages

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😭

frfr

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sounds like the only one leaking is you

BAHAHA

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Be a good boy for mal

……………

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DID YOU SERIOUSLY LEAD WITH WADE

so real for that tho

I BET YOU COULD WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT HIS EYES

mal 🌼

I BET YOU COULD WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT HIS EYES

I'LL WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT YOURS OUT OF SPITE!!!

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IM NOT GAY FOR WADE

I REMEMBER DIFFIRENTLY

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I'LL WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT YOURS OUT OF SPITE!!!

YOU COULD WRITE 50 ABOUT WADES

YOU COULD DO MORE ABT WADES

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I'LL WRITE AN ENTIRE *BOOK*

👖🔥

ASSHLEY IS RUNNING NOW

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oh geez my roommate just messaged me

He’s ready for daily anal cuz we all know you take it in the ass

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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He’s ready for daily anal cuz we all know you take it in the ass

excuse me sir but I think you meant to send that to one of your gay buddies

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IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED

asshley likes being illiterate

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excuse me sir but I think you meant to send that to one of your gay buddies

Aka you

mal 🌼

asshley likes being illiterate

Well asshley's about to LEARN

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Aka you

clock itttt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

mal 🌼

clock itttt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

i think eli just wants to cock it

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i think eli just wants to cock it

lmfao

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so tuff

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You get to ask 3 questions about it

what cd is it

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

WTH is this

huh??

I think it like shows new messages from chats you've taken part in recently

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bro i’m texting him on my phone and my friend texting him on my mac this is so funny

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"kinky ahh" WHAT IF HE HAS A SHAME KINK?

THATS HIS PROBLEM NGL

I THINK YOUR COUSIN IS JUST GROSS LIKE ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

but it’s okay cus he j playing

"i have a big dick" "gonna shove my fingers up ya butt" ETC. ETC.

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"i have a big dick" "gonna shove my fingers up ya butt" ETC. ETC.

no my fingers

cus i sent a video of my going “clock ittt 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏”

HE NEEDS TO DO BETTER

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“Hurry up mf I wanna know the drama and grab popcorn”

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why does he care so damn bad 😭

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that satisfy your friend

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how did he know that

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Cuz he always responds as soon as he can to you

oh true

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omg bro I have to do some stupid alcohol training course for like an HOUR

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twinning

lmfaoooo ikik i’m jk

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those eyes going crazy

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And how old I was when I started

4

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I was actually 3

amateur

i was drinking in the womb

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My uncle gave me a sip of beer lmao

beer is yummers

i ate too much hold on *unbuttons jeans* okay that’s better

*burps 3 times* why was that like….a song?