Hey Hi Hello

Hello

sup

Still waiting on an email sadly. Did you guys do any insulting already?

uh nothing much yet i've only made 2 comments and 2 list submissions, but i don't think anyone's seen them yet

virgo's hardly done anything either

ZAZU

Alright that’s not too bad, what post?

WHAT ARE U DOING OUT OF UR CAGE

Hurm.

BACK

BACK I SAY

GET BACK IN THE BIRD CAGE

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-why-would-any-grandparents-choose-a-dog-over-their-grandchild/ i made a list addition here

I’m gonna go punch another mirror. Be right back.

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-describe-what-your-gender-identity-feels-like/ and one here

Alright I’ll look

YO LEMME SEE

DONUT UWU

CHECK

im gonna stay tame until others get on cause i don't wanna get banned before everyone else even joins

HEIL MAL!!!!!

VIRGOO

*Cough*

six feet pls :)

HIII

It's not 2020 anymore

HRUU

All of the people on this post: https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-whats-something-people-dont-understand-about-your-gender-identity/ are fuckin retarded.

ik im not retarded

GOODDDDD HRU

It won’t be tame when I join.

I’m not gonna post a picture of it, plus my hand is still recovering from last time.

I didnt see it

I wanna see

good lmao but no one else is doing anything so there's no point in being a bitch yet

which is sad

i wanna bully people

lmao

Same.

womp womp

Unfortunately.

HA! YOU WILL NEVER BULLY PEOPLE

It’s just a shattered mirror.

ONLY I CAN BULLY

ok?

still wanna see

AG should join BoredPanda us.

IF YOU GUYS TRY TO MESS WITH ME... I ROAST YOU AS HELL

yeah and like i posted stuff 2 hours ago and no one's even noticed yet lmao but hopefully once you and wade get your account then hell will break loose

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about with yo nasty ass boy you better get yo 🎶autumn was an average kid that no one understands WOAHH! Mom and Dad and Grandma always giving him commands!🎶Lookin ass boy bruh your balls dropped and then climbed back up boy! Stop playing with me boy you sexually identify as an unsolved Rubik’s cube! You made an NFT of your grandma twerking on a pickle! You tried turning your dishwasher into a bitcoin mining rig! Your best friend is a little mouse who lives under your bed in a Pringles can! Mom uses a jump rope as a belt! Your grandpa got an emergency heart transplant with a capri sun pouch! Your barber lined you up with a weedwacker! You had esex with Moby from Brain Pop in an encrypted HTML file! Uncle got arrested for eating a blueberry out of an orangutan’s asshole! Your sister’s currently engaged to an anthropomorphic dung beetle named, Stefan! Grandpa got held up by a pigeon with a Mohawk on the subway! You posted an Instagram story of a Jamaican cricket giving a lap dance in the back of a toys R us! Your dad was trying to flip Patrick the star’s belly button lint on the dark web to pay off your house mortgage! Your mother bought you a PS5 for successfully drawing a triangle! Your grandpa’s build like an expired chug jug! And your legal name is fang claw fuzzle wuzzles! Get yo ass on boy I’m not done with you bruh! I’m not done with you bruh you better get yo hippopotamus smelling cocomelon registered internet felon nasty and nerf a cleanse Foster home for imaginary friends! Excuse me, I only date 10$! Looking ass out of my face bruh stop playin bruh! Ants be using your grandma’s buttcrack as a slip and slide! In fact you finna pull up to yo grandmother’s funeral dressed up as a rabid orangutan! Yo furry ass boy you gonna OOHOOHOO I’m sorry grandma OOOHOOHOOHOO! Stop playing with my bruh you bout nasty as hell bruh! Bruh you be hitting on girls at lunchtime with yo sacred mating call! You be standing on the table going UUUUAAAAOOOAAAU! Stop playing boy you bout nasty ad hell bruh! Boy you better get yo pterodactyl good at scrabble shriveled apple attracted to beef cattle conceived on a horse saddle you don’t run you skedaddle pastor did questionable things to you in the middle of a church chapel lookin ass back boy! You bout dirty as hell! Better get yo 🎶all of you hoes, all of you hoes! You don’t remember who y’all talkin to it’s the discord CEO! 🎶lookin ass back out of my face! Boy you bout dirty as hell! Get yo lol diggity diggity ass on boyyyy!

I posted it somewhere, might have deleted it. Not sure, don’t remember.

u deleted it

That’s weird, it’s the weekend which means the worms should be lazily sitting on their asses whining about being gay suicidal bitches.

Oni chan

Uwu

👉👈

yeah fr that's how it used to be

IM STILL IN DOUBT

for once i wish it were like that again

omg virgo remember fuckin "world war bp"

Ok, be in doubt.

Me watching dreamybull

Who won? And who was in it?

it was basically the trolls vs everyone else but it was like mainly wade and toast vs amy and may and val

ugh

My money is on the trolls.

Val is a fat whore

frfr

i feel bad for her kd

I'm the biggest troller in this site

I fucking hate that bum

*kid

Trolololololl

me too!

Also damn it seems like Wade and Toast were outnumbered, especially if the whole site a

her fatass posing in a bookstore like no bitch get a fucking life

Shit impressed send to quick.

Damn it, and autocorrect.

I wanna say that I was neutral if I remember correctly

Do you guys know ghoper

Neutrality is good, but then you’re just stuck between a rock and a hard place.

i fluctuated between sides cause sometimes amy and may had a point or wade was taking it too far or the other way around

yupp

AG did you participate in No Nut November?

ehem val and nathaniel

whores

bitches

pussies

hippocrites

Yeah huh

Sounds like a shit show.

fr and literally nathaniel was amazing until he got tied in w may and amy

You win?

it was awful, so fucking stupid

Yes sir

Same

don’t include me please

And we’re about to start it again.

i was like may but i see how it got annoying.

Nathaniel made me so mad

i don’t believe in that shit anymore.

rarararara

but it'll be fun this time..for us

But u was the one supporting them too bro and vice versa

HEY VIRGO

also i’ll be back in 10 with the account how many people are using it

HEY DADDY MAL

HEYYY

again, i don’t think that shit anymore.

HIIIIIIII CHXL

i need to know

DO EITHER OF U TWO GOT DISCORD?

Just me and Wade, but Wade says Donut wants one too.

Also amy can we talk?

yeah give me like 10-20

k

can you all just use one?

Do you got disc?

or does she want a separate one

no sorry

I could use uwu then

She probably wants a separate, but Wade and I are sharing one.

Virgo do you got a link to uwu?

okay

it’d be easier to make just obe

one

but

Exactly

i digress

brb guys

NOPE SORRY

Sup losers

I’ll ask Wade if she wants one again, but mainly just the two of us.

I can make one for donut or she can make one for herself

ITS OK I COPY ND PASTE UR UWU LINK IN UR BIO

YESSS

if i make it it’ll be harder for her to get banned

IT SAID I GOTTA UPDATE SMTHIN?

the more ip’s connected the better

makes it harder for them to ban

Smart.

thank you.

IDK IF I CAN USE UWU

ok emily. i’m making one for you and donut, and one for rorschach and wade

you guys cool?

Are you partaking in it aswell?

I CANT USE IT )):

no bro I have mine 💀

yes why wouldn’t we be lmao

we was calling just now

nah i have my own account

Alright that’s good

partaking in waht?

oh i thought you deleted it lmao. i can make it harder for you to get banned, but you can also stick with your own.

Whats happin?

trolling bp

ah ok

wanna join?

no

k

ok, emily i need confirmation

made a new one

^^

Gyatt

nah it’s not tht deep to me

ok, but like i said if you don’t wanna get banned i can make it harder for them too.

i have one person added on disc

Also Wade told me to tell you that in the spirit of Christmas or something he’ll stop insulting you. Idk if that means you’ll be friends but that’s what he said.

gotchu

if I get banned then I get banned, if not then wtb

wtv

ah

🗿

just a lil side thing for this weekend

lmao ok then

Getting banned speedrun.

trust me, it’ll be hard for you and wade to get banned

yup

You want me to tell him anything or just tell him to go fuck himself?

i mean. i guess it’d be better if we just stopped insulting each other

so just tell him i said fine.

Alright.

thank you btw :)

lmao

mal you have your own?

or you want me to make you one with donut

mal wanna start leaving nasty comments now?

i got one

Yup

sure

im ready to go if u want

okie dokie

ok go to the post

which one

the fuckin gender one

ah\

rorschach and wade give me 20. sorry it’s taking so long i’m just kinda busy.

He also said thank you for the account, I guess I’m the messenger now..

this is gonna be lit

No rush

thanks it’s been a long day of unpacking

Vacation?

i can't find it can you link it

nah we just moved

Moves are hard

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-describe-what-your-gender-identity-feels-like/

thanks

yeah. it’s been pretty stressful but i’m sure i’ll be fine.

OH i responded to that one lmao

i stubbed my toe so hard on a box 😭

You’ve gotta be shitting me, what the fuck is a pronoun page?

Oh damn you good?

mermeow is so weird

ok I did too

Anybody with a picrew it weird.

is weird.

that's the pronouns page 🤮

stop i have one cause i use to be one of them 💀

more pronouns than braincells in most of them.

frrr

.

I hate the world.

picrew's fun to use but ain't no way im using one for a pfp

thats not funny

I want to comment 2 but im to lazy to sign up

reall

Hiiii btw

I will just do it later

I have the urge to punch my screen.

W

Amy is making accounts if Donut doesn’t use it maybe you can.

me too like wtf "enbyfriend"

Uhhhh thanksss but i think i will do it by myself but thanks i appreciate that

This is why I hate society. Take the red pill, wake up to reality. Not whatever this retarded bullshit is.

No problem.

True

or take too many pills and j don't wake up

I know right?

like they all talkin bout it they might as well fuckin do it

Exactly.

i literally hate people

like my god

It’s like Miguel from Across the Spiderverse.

What happened?

im reading bp posts and it's pissing me off these people are actual retards

i feel bad for their families

I got motivation to make an acc so i did it now AGAHAHQ

LINK

That’s awesome

Wade says we’re taking the name “Spiderpunk” and we’re gonna be British?

lmaoo

Yess

spiderpunks sick

Yeah

Zoinks

I’ll go along with it, as long as I get to insult those shitheads.

yesss

FRRRRR

Hi jayden

BRO THEY KEEP RANDOMLY SAYING MEOW LIKE SHUT UP FURRY

I’m literally cracking my neck right now. This is gonna be fun.

Can someone like catch me up on what's going on🗿

literally burn mermeow they're like a nonbinary 5 year old istg

Definitely

Wade says it takes 1-2 days to get an account to proved to be able to comment? That’s a load of bullshit right there.

Approved*

Shoot them.

that's only if you chose your username..but when you make one you're able to comment right away

FRR

If they wanna act like animals,shoot them like we hunt animals

Oh okay.

no literally we have a season for hunting animals we should have a season for hunting furries

Excatly,someone should talk to the gov about that

They identify as animals so it’s justified.

Furry hunting season

i used to go to school w a furry she identified as a lion

why tf was she allowed to go to school

lions are dangerous

💀

I feel bad for you dude

Have you guys listened to “The Mystic” by Adam Jensen?

she was so weird she also liked me 🤮 she'd come up to me and grab me and be like "rawr" like actually die

no

Gladly,we don't have any furries in our school so🗿👍I'm fine with like gay people and shit..but furries...that's going to far,like how tf do you identify as an animal

There are furries at my highschool, they don’t “show” themselves much but once in a blue moon.

Eugh

💀jesus

I recommend it, blasting it in my ear right now.

I'll check it out

YEAH A LOT OF FUN

im homeschooled now thankfully cause apparently at my local highschool THEY HAVE LITTER BOXES IN THE BATHROOMS FOR FURRIES

There’s like 10 of us joining..

BRO WHAT

Yeah

I’d say I wish there was a shooting but that’s a bit too far, even by my standards.

YEAH MY DAD TOLD ME

That's,that is just..💀

oo okay

I hate society so much.

Im heading out guys, cya have a good day or night👋

Same

Night Jay

Night

as in one account or multiple?

Multiple people are joining I mean

also sorry i’m taking so long i never knew we had so much STUFF

Doesn’t have to be done tonight, so don’t rush

nah i’ll get it done

......................

Alright thanks

this lgbtq shit getting out of hand

LIKE STFU NO ONE FUCKING CARES THT U WANNA BE A TURTLE

That’s why we’re bullying them all.

HELL YEA IM JOINING IN

Thx, u 2

Beat some sense into their tiny feeble brains.

FRFR

i have a small request

i have some friends on there who are really cool

Who?

but unfortunately, they tend to defend the retards, not necessarily because they agree but because they’re kind.

Do they fall into the same category as the ones we’re targeting?

icelandic fart, percabeth forever, shaniya.

shanila

tiramisu

that’s pretty much it

it’s not like a rule or anything

but they’re genuinely nice

Just go lighter on them?

yeah

HEHEHEHE

that’d be great

IVE MADE MY PFP

Alright I’ll keep that in mind

thank you :)

I’ll tell Wade too

Link?

Okay okay

sure

https://www.boredpanda.com/community/0070161546/

How can i send the link?

Copy and paste it

It just took me to the homepage.

IDFK

LINK

PLS TF

made jt

I NEEDA BORDER HOP MY WAY TO BULLY

You made the account?

Nice

BITCH

HELLO

GIMME A LINK

CAN I JOIN

PLS

https://www.boredpanda.com/community/0070161546/

We’re in.

What post are you all on?

WHAT POST U ON

WHEREEEE

LEMME GET A LINK HOLD UP

SEND ME A LINK WHERE WE JUMPING THIS PERSON

OK

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-describe-what-your-gender-identity-feels-like/?media_id=6063105

Naw I'm too lazy

To do this,have fun😮‍💨

......................

this is all so fuckng stupid

ew

What

fr

" I FEEL LIKE A GIRL BUT ALSO LIKE NONBINARY SO MAYBE NAEBINARY"

FUCK U MEAN?

MADI GET IN THE CALL

LIKE THE FUCK

OH OK

"SOMETIMES I'M A BLOB W NO GENDER"

Spiderpunk is on the post

yesss

I’m at the wheel right now, Wade is offline

where is the little fucker?

Shit the account needs to be approved by BP staff

WTF IS BLOB WITH NO GEDER

Said something about walking his dog

I CAN'T GET OVER THIS ONE IT GIVES ME SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT

I can post but can’t comment since I changed the name

HELP WHAT THE FUCK

FR LIKE *whispers* go kill yourself

"I could be a better boy then you" *cries*" WHAT IN THE WORLD💀

HAHA

IK I KEEP SCROLLING PAST THAT SUBMISSION AND I CRINGE EVERY DAMN TIME

LMAO

LMFAO

I’m just posting right now.

UAHDUIHFIAU

WHAT

ME TOO

WHAT

STOP

NO

Are you guys still posting?

yeah im writing another submission

I’ve written like 5

I just copy and paste people’s responses and insult them directly.

lmaooo

i wrote a submission mimiking them

That’s literally perfect

why these bitches idenitfying as a fucking GENDERFAE?

FUCK IS U A FAIRY?

FR

I said you might as well identify as a fuckin basketball.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOD DAMN "mrewmaod" OR WTVE THE FUCK GIRL SAID SHE WAS 🙏💀TF,THESE PEOPLE CRINGE ASF

lmaoo

A CAT MERMAID

I WANNA BE A KOICAT

These guys are fuckin crazy.

KOI FISH CAT

HAIUHDUIAHFIUF

LIKE TF

HELP

JAYDEN

UWU

NEOW

OKAY SORRY SORY SHDIRJ

Guys i identify as a bed, so i sleep as a bed in a bed😔

guys

Emfnkeje

What

i idenify as jakes pillow

so he can sleep on me

😰omg no way

YEA WAY]

GASP

But no one respects me and accepts me😔 *cries*

GOOD TIMES FOR ME

I identify as a chainsaw

VRM VRM

*whispers* i can be a better chainsaw than you

HAUADFIUGFAIUF

AGQGQHHQJQQKQKQK

😞😞😞😞ILL RESPECT YOU,don't worry I identify as a fork😮‍💨