HEY HI HELLO!

HEIL MAL

!

!!!

HEYYYYYY FLAPPYYYY

IM SO BORED PLS

ENTERTAINMENT

IM HOME ALONE SO IM SINGING

HAVE YOU HEARD THE SONG HI REN?

NO

WAIT BY WHO

REN

PROBABLY NOT THOUGH

OH

NO I HAVENT

LISTEN TO IT

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

IM TRYNA MEMORISE IT

IT'S HARD

ION TRUST YOU

YOU ACTUALLY MIIIIGHT LIKE IT

IT'S NOT ROCK

AND IT'S NOT LIKE LEWIS CAPALDI

PERHAPS.

NRN THOUGH MY BROTHER IS USING THE BLENDER

CANT HEAR ANYTHIGN

OKAY

BUT IT'S GENUINELY NOT LIKE ANYTHING ELSE I LISTEN TO SO THERE'S A CHANCE YOU'LL LIKE IT

IT'S SO DIFFERENT FROM MY USUAL MUSIC TASTE

M-HMMMMMMM

SUREEE

HOLD NO

ON

WHY

IS ITSO LONG

IK THAT'S WHY IT'S SO HARD TO MEMORISE

THERE ARE SO MANY DAMN WORDE

THE BEGINNING IS KINDA WEIRD YOU GOTTA GET TO THE ACTUAL SONG

CAUSE AT T HE BEGINNING HE'S LIKE "OO OO OO OO OO OO" AND IT'S LIKE WTF IS THIS

BUT THE LYRICS TOO ARE BRILLIANT

WHY IS THE

INTRO SO LONG

HONESTLY THE INTRO AIN'T WORTH IT SKIP TO THE WORDS

LIKE THE MUSIC IS COOL AF BUT LIKE IT DON'T MATTER THAT MUCH

BHAAHSH

WAIT BRB LIKE FIVE MINUTES

IMMA EAT

OKAY

I have appeared

heyy

my name is earl

heyy

Yo Ethan

hello mal

Dead chat

hru

sorry i got distracted lmao

HEIL MALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEYYYY VIRGOO

hHIIIIIIIIIIIII

HOW'RE YOUUU

CRYING BC SCHOOL TMRW

HOW ABT YOUUUUU

REALLLLLL

Why is everyone heil mal??

ALR IM BACK

YAYYYY FLAPPY

BCUZ MAL <3

ME RN AHAHHAHAHHAHA

YEAH IM AWESOME

I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF TO DO TODAY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

OML SAME

IMMA WAKE UP EARLY AND DO THEM BET

I PUT EVERYTHING OFF

(i will not wake up early and i will forget)

I HAFTA FINISH MY LAB REPORT AND I HAVE 5 GEOGRAPHY LESSONS TO READ AND TAKE NOTES ON BY WEDNESDAY AND I HAFTA DO OVERDUE GEOGRAPHY AND LIT HOMEWORK I WANNA DIE OH I ALSO HAFTA FINISH READING MY BIO CHAPTER (which will absolutely fucking not happen) AND AHHHH WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHAT ELSE

SAME SAME

RELATABLE

OH AND A CHAPTER OF A BOOK

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

You should only Heil to one person and it’s not mal

I HAVE TO DECIDE ON AN ISSUE TO WRITE FOR A REPORT

whattt im very heil-worthy

IM PRETTY SURE UR READING TOO DEEP INTO IT

OOOF I HAD TO DO A LITERARY ANALYSIS ROUGH DRAFT AND ON TUESDAY MY TEACHER'S GONNA HAND THEM BACK W CORRECTIONS SO WE CAN REWRITE THEM 😭

AND I DID OVER HALF 3 HOURS BEFORE IT WAS DUE SO SAFE TO SAY IT'S SUCKS

ION REALLY TRY IN LIT BUT I GET DECENT GRADES ANYWAY

IDK HOW EVERYTHING I WRITE SUCKS ASSSSS

is wade one of the 6 people online?

MY TEACHER IS SO NICE FOR LIT

NO IDEA

SAMESAME

MY ESSAYS ARE USUALLY PRETTY GOOD BUT THIS ROUGH DRAFT WAS SO 🤮

I THINK SHE LIKES ME FOR SOME REASON

YAY

YEAA

I HAD A SUB FOR IT A WHILE BACK

SHE WAS SO RUDE

I HATE HER SO MUCH

MOST SUBS ARE SHIT

SHE DID NOT LIKE ME AT ALLLLLLLL

LIKE NO WONDER THEY'RE ONLY A SUB

NO CAUSE SHE LITERALLY SAID I WAS WRONG ON A

ON A QUESTION THAT THE ANSWER DIFFERS TO YK

I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS BUT IT WAS LIKE

THE ANSWER WAS FLUID YKWIM

YEAH

AND I WAS LIKE ".............Ok."

AND THEN THIS OTHER KID I ALSO HATE

I HAVEN'T HAD VERY MANY TEACHERS WHO DISLIKED ME

SAID THE EXACT SAME THING BUT REWORDED IT AND SHE WAS LIKE

"YES YES THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM LOOKING FOR"

YA SAME

except

BRUHHH WTF

i do kinda talk alot but they dont like hatteeee me for it

bhahahs

EXACTLY

hate her sm omg

I THINK MY 2ND GRADE TEACHER DIDN'T LIKE ME AND MY SCIENCE TEACHER IN 6 AND 7 SOMETIMES LOVED ME AND SOMETIMES HATED ME AND UHHHHH OH MY ART TEACHER IN 7TH GRADE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESPISED ME

youtu.be/lFATsRtEqis?si=soNbQQTMJeepnQRh Wade needs to see this

MY ART TEACHER IN 7TH GRADE WAS INTO HARRY POTTER AND HE WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND AND I ABOUT THE DIFFERENT HOUSES AND HE WAS LIKE "I HATE SLYTHERINS THEY'RE ALL JERKS" AND I WAS LIKE "HEYY IM A SLYTHERIN" AND HE WAS LIKE "IM NOT SURPRISED" LIKE ACTUALLY FUCK YOUR HUFFLEPUFF ASS OFF

AHAHAHHAHAHS

THATS LOWKEY KINDA FUNNY

IT WAS VERY FUNNY BUT HE HAAAATED ME FOR NO REASON

AND FROM THEN ON WHENEVER HE SAW ME HE'D SHIT TALK SLYTHERIN AND THEN BE LIKE "I TOTALLY GET WHY YOU'RE A SLYTHERIN"

LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLANT FUCKER

DON'T YOU GOT SOME PLANTS TO WATER

ONG

LIKE BITCH GO DIE IN A MAZE OR SMTH

I USED TO LOVE HARRY POTTER BRO

AH ITS EM

I LIKED IT BUT THE FANBASE IS SO CRINGY I CANT

HIIIIII FLAPPY AND MAL

BUT ONCE MY SCIENCE TEACHER GOT MAD CAUSE I ASKED IF I COULD RECYCLE HOMEWORK AND SHE WAS LIKE "THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL THAT IS MY HARD WORK" FUCKING BITCH MF THAT IS MYYYY HARD WORK ALL YOU DID WAS FUCKING PRINT THE WORKSHEET FUCK OFF

OMFG ME TOO

YEA I GREW AND WAS LIKE EHEM SO YALL WIZARDS AND WITCHES NOW LMFAO I CANT

like they rlly carry around magic wants

wanda

WANDS

OMFG

LMAO REALL

IT REALLY IS

THEY LOWKEY SCARE ME

LIKE

DUDE

YOU ARE A THIRTY YEAR OLD WOMAN

GROW TF UP

ONG

FRR LIKE PRETEND POTIONS IS FUN AND ALL BUT WHEJ U GONNA GET BACK TO ADULTY THINGS?

EXACTLY

AND THEN THE LIKE

THE PRETEENS ARE EVEN WORSE

😭

LMAOO

I FOUND THE TITLE OF A SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR

LETS GO

OO YAY

GOOD JOB

NICEEEE

I HAD A FRIEND IN 5TH GRADE WHO'S WHOLE ROOM WAS RAVENCLAW THEMED IT WAS ACTUALLY SCARY

Niiiice

WADE

youtu.be/lFATsRtEqis?si=soNbQQTMJeepnQRh

did you see this

Bet watching it now

LIKE I CAN GET LIKING IT BUT DONT REVOLVE UR PERSONALITY AROUND IT

THE WALLS WERE DARK BLUE AND HER BEDDING WAS BRONZE AND SHE HAD STUFFED EAGLES AND RAVENCLAW SCARVES EVERYWHERE AND A MASSIVE FUCKING RAVENCLAW TAPESTRY

That’s a fire edit ngl

AND A MILLION HP LEGOS AND HER HP BOOKS WERE ON DISPLAY AND SHE HAD THE HP MINI FIGURES AND ALLLLL THAT SHIT

AHHHHHHH

SCARY

Sucks mine don’t get attention but damn that ones fire!

the song is called death is no more

suck a good song for edit

s

Yeah the song slaps

AND THEN THERE WAS ME W MY LIKE SINGLE SLYTHERIN SCARF AND MY GREEN HAT WHICH ISN'T EVEN SLYTHERIN IT'S J GREEN (but i got it cause at the time it reminded me of slytherin but now i j wear it cause green pretty)

I HAVE A HARRY POTTER FUNKO POP MY SISTER WON FOR ME AT A FAIR ON MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY BUT THATS IT LMFAO

im making an arkham city edit rn

I HAVE A BUNCHA RANDOM HARRY POTTER THINGS CAUSE MY MOM THOUGHT SINCE I LIKED IT I WAS OBSESSED W IT

BADASS

BUT IT'S FINE CAUSE MY HP BOOKS TAKE UP A FULL SHELF ON MY BOOKSHELF SO I KEEP THE LITTLE FIGURES AND SHIT MY MOM GOT ME ON THAT SHELF AND IT'S KINDA COOL

Back!

I posted The Boys edit yesterday, working on a FNAF one and other things all at once lmao

I WASNT ALLOWED TO READ HARRY POTTER BC MY DAD THOUGHT IT WAS "TOO SCARY"

😭

“I only played with Barbies and let’s just say Barbie was NOT monogamous.”

"We have much to discuss"

THEY WERE LIKE THE ONLY DECENT BOOKS I HAD FOR A WHILE SO I'VE READ THEM 7 TIMES AND NOW IM SO FUCKING SICK OF THEM LIKE THANK GOD I FINALLY GOT NEW BOOKS BESIDES THOSE

That’s a saying that sends shivers down your spine

YEAH OMG

Oh hell yeah, Kung-Fu Fighting just started playing on my playlist

ALL I REMEMBER PRETTY MUCH ABOUT THE BOOK

S

IS THAT ONCE RON SAID SOMETHING AND IT WAS DESCRIBED AS EJACULATING

AND

THATS IT

PRETTY MUCH

pardon?

I’ll acknowledge your existence 🗿

YES THATS WHAT I WAS LIKE

I THOUGHT IT ONLY HAD ONE MEANING SO I WAS LIKE "......."

LMFAOOOO

What Harry Potter did you watch?? Zack Snyder’s director’s cut??

WAIT FLAPPY DID YOU LISTEN TO THE SONG

I THINK YOU DID BUT I DON'T REMEMBER LMAO

Rip my comedic comments are being ignored I’ll go work on a YouTube video

I HAVE THE MEMORY IF A GRANDMA W DEMENTIA

I ONLY LISTENED TO THE BEGINNING BUT I SWEAR ILL GO BACK

OKAYY

I ACCIDENTLY SENT SOMTHING TO MY FRIEND JSUT NOW HELP

IT WASNOTTT MEANT FOR HIM

BHAHAHS

WAIT OMFG I J REALISED HE KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A MONKEY IN THE INTRO

WHAT'D YOU SENDDDD

UHHH

UH

UHH

A THINGY

BUT DW I SAVED IT

OOO GOOD

hii