HEY HI HELLO!

Hiiiiii

heyyy

How are you doing?

pretty good how bout you

Me too

What time is it there?

4

what time is it for you

Im confused, 4 in the morning or afternoon

Its 22:05 hereee

daaaang

afternoon

AGQGAHAHA

I briefly had a heart attack because who gets up at 4 in the morning AGAGQHQHQ

LMAO

that's such a valid question 💀

People who voluntarily get up at 4 in the morning are mentally ill

bruh my friend's pissing me off

WHY WHY

ik someone who gets up voluntarily at 5 so they have time to read their bible and go on a run 😭

CAUSE SHE NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT HER CRUSH AND THEN I MENTION HOW MINE TOLD ME HE LOVES ME AND SHE'S LIKE "oh that's nice" AND THEN STARTS GOING ON ABOUT HOW HER CRUSH TALKED TO HER THAT DAY FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES

AND I TEXTED HER CRUSH EARLIER TO SEND A FUNNY PICTURE WHILE ICE SKATING CAUSE HE DIDN'T GO CAUSE HE WAS SKIING AND SHE ASKED ME IF HE ANSWERED AND I WAS LIKE "i dont think he's going to i texted him like 6 hours ago" AND SHE WAS LIKE "imagine the other day he answered me within 2 minutes, he prolly likes me"

DUDE IM W HER CRUSH'S BEST FRIEND AND AND DECENT FRIENDS W HER CRUSH AND IK FOR A FACT HE DON'T LIKE HER

SHE NEEDS TO STOP

BRO NO WAYYYY okay okay I admit it, a few months ago I got up at 4 in the morning every day and then went for a walk at 5 in the morning but why would u get up if u can sleep further

whatttt

OMGGG ATTENTION SEEKEEERRRRR

SHE LITERALLY IS

AND SHE'S ANNOYED THAT I'VE HAD A LOTTA GUYS LIKE ME AND SHE HASN'T CAUSE ACCORDING TO HER SHE'S WAY PRETTIER AND FUNNIER AND COOLER THAN ME AND SHE LIKES TO REMIND ME OF THAT A LOT

FUCKING NARCISSIST

RUN AWAY FROM THOSE PEOPLE FRFRRR

BRO TFFFFFF

GERMAN 🫵

AGREE

IS SHE IS A PICK ME?

I AM BEING 100% HONEST RN I DON'T THINK IM ATTRACTIVE AT ALL BUT I DO THINK IM BETTER LOOKING THAN HER WHICH IS REALLY SAYING SMTH CAUSE I'D RATE MYSELF A 4 MAYBE A 5 ON A GOOD DAY AND ION WANNA SOUND LIKE FULL OF MYSELF FOR SAYING THAT BUT THAT'S MY SCALE IF I THINK SOMEONE'S LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN ME THEN I REALLLLLLLY DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE 😭

Unfortunately I cannot see the emoji, I am sorry

SHE ALSO WEARS CROP TOPS AND MAKEUP FOR HER CRUSH AND SHE IS ALMOST 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM TOO

AND SHE IS NOT HIS TYPE AT ALL

AND IK THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE HER THAT MUCH IN ANY SORTA WAY CAUSE LIAM TOLD ME

You're a Germ.

We must scrub you out with soap

BUT PERSONALITY MATTERS SO MUCH LIKE HER PERSONALITY IS REALLY SHITTY

that's the emoji

I am racist towards Germs... (even though they are the same race as me)

I am not german, but i live in Germany, that is right

LITERALLY SHE'S SO RUDE EVERYTIME IM ACTUALLY PROUD OF MYSELF FOR SMTH WHICH IS VERY RARE SHE BRUSHES IT OFF LIKE IT'S NOTHING

Oh

oh HECK no

Yeah "oh"

Ay ay ay

embarassing

LITERALLY AND SHE THINKS SHE'S SO COOL AND MATURE AND SHE ISN'T

SHE IS KIND OF TOXIC END THE FRIENDSHIP SHE DOES NOT DESERVE YOU

PUT HER IN HER PLACE BRO

HUMBLE HER

LIKE FR

AND LIKE SHE'S MY FRIEND AND I LOVE HER BUT SHE REALLY PISSES ME OFF

I WOULD IF I WERE CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO

I WOULD TELL THAT STRAIGHT TO HER FACE

WELL I CAN DO IT FOR U

NAH NAH IN MY OPINION SHE IS NOT A TRUE FRIEND

ILL TYPE OUT A WHOLE PARAGRAPH OF WHAT TO SAY

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AND U CAN READ IT TO HER

What did i walk in on?

SHE CAN BE REALLY NICE SOMETIMES LIKE WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAVE DEPRESSION ANXIETY AND PTSD SHE WAS THERE FOR ME WHEN I WANTED TO VENT AND SHIT BUT LIKE ANYTIME I SAY SMTH GOOD ABOUT MYSELF SHE PUTS IT DOWN I FEEL LIKE

me venting about my friend

ah ok

DROP HER

FAKE

ASS

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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SAH

LIKE I GOT A DECENT GRADE ON A GEOGRAPHY THING WHICH WAS A HUGE DEAL FOR ME CAUSE IM SHIT AT GEO BUT SHE WAS LIKE "HA I DID BETTER AND IM YOUNGER THAN YOU"

LIKE BITCH I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK

NAH BRO SHE IS TOXIC

<3333

WELL DOSE SHE THINK SHES JOKING AROUND LIKE THAT?

NO

I HAVE A FRIEND LIKE THAT

DROP HER OML

SHE ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A FLEX CAUSE SHE'S 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME AND SHE GOT A BETTER GRADE

SHES NOT REALLY MY FRIEND BUT SHE THINKS WE ARE

HEY FLAPPY

HATE HER

HI CHXLL

SHE WANTS TO BE SUPERIOR TO YOU, SHE SOMEHOW MANIPULATES YOU

WHO CARES BRO

LIKE

WTF IS WRONG W HER

DRAGGING AGE INTO THIS

SHES JS EMBARRASSING THT SHE CANT HAVE HER CRUSH CAUSE THEN HED BE A PEDOPHILE

AND LIKE IM ALWAYS EMBARRASSED TO TELL HER MY GRADES CAUSE IM STUPID AF AND IK SHE'S GONNA SHAME ME FOR IT

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FLAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IF YOU CANT EVEN SAY UR GRADES THAN DROP HER AHS

LIKE I SAID BEFORE SHE IS NOT A TRUE FRIEND

I CANT CAUSE I DO A SMALL HOMESCHOOL GROUP W HER AND LIKE 7 OTHER PEOPLE AND IF I DROP HER THAT'S GONNA CAUSE SO MUCH AWKWARDNESS AND TENSION IN SCHOOL AND ILL PROLLY LOSE FRIENDS CAUSE LIKE EVERYONE LOVES HER

LIKE IT'D J BE LIAM MY FRIEND ANNA AND I PRETTY MUCH

OH AND HER CRUSH CAUSE IM FRIENDS W HER CRUSH 🖕😝🖕 AND SHE ISN'T

WELL IF THEY LEAVEING U CAUSE U LEFT SOMEONE THEY AINT REAL FOR SHIT

LIKE ONLY BE FREIDNS W/ THE REAL ONES DONT MATTER

THAT'S THE THING THOUGH I STRUGGLE W MAKING FRIENDS SO I NEED THE ONES I HAVE FAKE OR NOT

NO MAL

NO

LIKE IK THEY FAKE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME CAUSE ION TRUST EM W SHIT AND ION RELY ON EM

A true friend is someone who is there for you when you need them and someone with whom you feel comfortable and can be who you are without hiding your real personality ykyk

SO LIKE WTV

NO NO BAD MENTALITY

VERY VERY BAD

BAD MAL BAD

LIKE THIS GIRL WAS FR SENDING MY FRIEND ANNA SS OF A CONVO I HAD W LIAM THAT I SENT HER CAUSE SHE WANTED TO KNOW AND ONE THING GOOD ABOUT HER IS I CAN TRUST HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE ION WANNA KNOW ABOUT THIS AND ION CARE IF ANNA KNOWS BUT THE THING IS I WANTED TO TELL ANY MYSELF CAUSE IT WAS WHEN LIAM TOLD ME HE LOVES ME AND LIKE SHE RUINED IT FOR ME

lowkey talk shit abt her to him

or tell him that she has a crush on him

anna though being the sweet and amazing person she is pretended she didn't know about it until today when she finally told me

and completely embarass her

i think he knows which is why he's so nice to her cause i can tell she annoys the shit outta him

WELL TALK SHIT

TELL HIM ALL THE BITCHY THINGS SHES DONE TO U

IUW

ITLL BE SUCH A TURN OFF FOR HIM

HE'S ALR TURNED OFF LMAO

I HATE HER

me too omfg

I don't know her, but the way you describe her she is disgusting LIKE IUWWWW

for me it's mainly that she always talks about her crush

and then she got mad at me for mentioning things about liam and saying i did it all the time when i didn't

and she was like "i tried to act happy for you but im done w the topic but i still wanna be the first to know all the big things" bitch i did only tell you the big things

it was literally j an excuse to have more time to talk about her crush

Well, she should actually listen to you when you tell something about yourself.

literally every story is about her crush, she always makes jokes about him, tells me in great detail about every time she talks to him

and it really pissed me off when i told her that liam said he loved me and she was like "that's nice now my turn" and then talked about her crush for a solid 15 minutes

weg

eeg

w

s

g

js drop her mal

it's also really damn awkward when she's talking about him calling him hot and shit cause im friends w him and it's j awkward

EXACTLY

sorry that took me an embarrassingly long time

i can't it'll cause too many problems

hello friends

I hate those who just want someone to listen to them but do not listen to others themselves

how’s it going

what’re we discussing

my friend

WHO CARES?? SHES A PROBLEM

yes

FAILED ABORTION LIL BRO

what about your friend

IK BUT IF I DROP HER IT WILL MAKE LIFE A LIVING HELL

HE OVERDRAMATIC PICK ME BITCH ASS

fake af

EH

everyone has gray pfps rn ahhahaha

SO RUIN HER LIFE

except me

😔

I GO TO CHURCH W HER, I GO TO SCHOOL W HER, I GO TO YOUTH GROUP W HER, SHE IS EVERYWHERE

And me

i am the splash of sunshine

and sah

COMPLAIN TO GOD ABT HER

yass flappy and sahh

ONG

AND OUR PARENTS ARE FRIENDS AND MY PARENTS LOVE HER SO MY PARENTS WILL BE PISSED IF I DROP HER

"please god let this bitch gtfo of my life 🙏"

MY FRIENDS WILL BE ANNOYED AND I'LL LOSE MY FRIENDS CAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS W THEM SO I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK W THEM MUCH

IM STUCK W HER

OMG SHE ALSO GIVES HER OPINION WHEN IT'S NOT NEEDED TOOOO OMFG

“dear god send her to hell pretty please 🥺🙏”

I'LL BE LIKE UNDERLINING STUFF IN MY NOTES W A LIKE LIGHT GREEN AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "you should use the blue" AND IM LIKE "nah i j wanna use the light green" AND SHE BE LIKE "it looks weird but okay"

OH THAT MAKES THIS THING MORE DIFFICULT

AND TODAY SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING I LIKE IS WEIRD

SHE SAID MY MUSIC IS WEIRD THE STUFF I WATCH IS WEIRD THE CLOTHING I WEAR IS WEIRD THE WAY I DECORATE MY ROOM IS WEIRD LIKE WTF

I DIDN'T ASK

SHE LOOKS WEIRD BUT OK

I WAS VENTING ABOUT HOW MY OLD FOSTER SISTER COPIED EVERYTHING I DID AND SHE WAS LIKE "you're not a great person to copy, no offense"

damn sorry bout that

AND THEN WENT ON ABOUT WHY EVERYTHING I LIKE IS WEIRD

you should murder her with an axe

IF THEY ARE TRUE FRIENDS THEN THEY WOULD NOT LEAVE YOU BECAUSE OF SUCH A DISGUSTING GIRL

works wonders

lmfaoo

also tied up any loose ends

IUWWW SHE HERSELF IS WEIRD

(i did not murder a random woman with an axe on the night of january 8th, 2015)

I WILL DO THAT

IT LITERALLY HURTS THOUGH LIKE SURE I MAKE FUN OF HER MUSIC AND WHEN SHE ASKS MY OPINIONS ON HER CLOTHING IF I DON'T LIKE IT THEN I'LL SAY IT BUT LIKE I WOULDN'T GO ON BASICALLY INSULTING HER EXISTENCE TO HER FACE LIKE THAT

would you guys bail me out of jail

TF

i am too not rich

i think

you should like

slap her

fake friend

tbh

AND SHE'LL ALSO BE W ME AND INSULT LIAM AND SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH THAT HE CLEARLY HEARS AND I FEEL SO BAD

multiple times

id love to

a real friend would commit an armed robbery in order to secure the money

Me neither

i got you

yea ik

follow your dreams

then i better follow you (stalker rizzzzzz fr) 😏

AQGGQHQHWHQHQHQ

lmaooo

i feel loved

thank you

lmaoooooo ywwww <3

so you also feel...seen?

i had the worst day today

awww :(

**do

i’m so behind on my AP project

NO SAME ABSBBSBSBS

ITS ONLY 1:30

i feel you im always behind on everything

DAMN

i lost 3 consecutive rounds of badminton, and it’s literally one of my best sports

EVERYTHING HURTS AND I WANNA GO HOME

OH NOOO

and my parents were being stupid

WHAT HAPPENED

YOU GOT THIS 💪

but this is like the most important project

cause it’s AP

so if i fail

nooooo :( you won't fail

college = 🗑️

nooo

I HAVE SUCH A BAD HEADACHE AND IM SO PISSED AT MY ONE FRIEND RN AND IM PRETTY SURE MY MOM IS SICK OF ME RN

BUT UM

ITS OKAY

MY MORNING WAS GREAT BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IM PISSED ABOUT IT

WHY CANT I J HAVE ONE GOOD DAY J ONE FUCKING GOOD DAY IS ALL I ASK

OH NOO GET WELL SOON FLAPPYYYYY<3333 UHM WHY ARE U PISSED AT UR FRIEND?

Hi!

heyy

BC SHE WAS BEING THE MOST SASSY LITTLE

thing

ever

Hiii

SHES ACTUALLY SO NICE BUT LIKE SOMETIMES SHE JUST DOESNT UNDERSTAND SPACE

hru

Flappy

Hey hru?

m?

UHHH MHMMM

you wanted to know about the doctor right?

What they said?

yea

Me too me too

they said alot

are you like not dying

uhm

are u alr

Bad or good?

what they say

im alr hbu

Okay, how are you?

The past 3 years i havent been eating sleeping or drinking good witch had affected my heart making it hard to breathe kinda

so thats that

nd if things get worse

ima need surgary.

oh shit

WHAT WAIT WHAT OH NO NO NO

oh noo that's awful :(

make sure ur sleeping enough

no if it gets worse i will need sugary

I hope that won't be necessary

i dont need it rn

nd sleeping nd eating and drinking and that shit wont make it better but it will stop it from getting worse

Yeah i got it, but pls take care Charlieee

i didnt do much of anything that helped my heard

heart

Mhmm

I hope this doesn't get worse

me to

Take care

im actually scared

cause if i get surgary

I am worried avout you too

its a 60% chance

or surviveing it

for a few reasons

one my age nd this dosent happen to Apple my age

normally

and two

cause itdl hva ebeen on my heart

Wait there is 60% chance to survive the surgary?

if i need it

Hopefully you wont need it

but if i need it in lets say 2-4 years then it'll be over 70\

Everything will be okay

yeah

I jsut needa get used to taking care of myself

tgats all

ONLY

WHT

CHXL YOU BETTER START SLEEPIN RIGHT

Its not js sleepin flappy

but im actually scared

yes okayi get that

You should sleep at least 8 hours per day

stay

healthy

^^

What if i take care of myself but it gets worse?

drink lotsa water

I migt also need to drop out of band..

at least 2-2.5L

the doctor would definitely tell you what to do then

But don't think negatively

Its hard not to

when i could litterly die next month cause of it

Yeah you are right, I am really sorry, but instead of thinking about those negatively possibilities, you could make a plan

i got so used to not taking care of myself like adopted it after a year and carried on for 2 more I don't think it'll be to easy

like its hard for me to sleep

when i can i wake up every hour

or every 30 mins

nd from not eating i get full really really easy

nd for not drinking water sometimes hurts my stomach

idk how but it dose

It won't be easy, but even if you start small it'll be good

what if i start to smal?

nd it gets worse

I'll research later what you could do to sleep better.

Thank you

Think like this: What if you don't try anything at all?

dont tell me to think that

Cause then i might

itll be eaiser than being scared

to just take the surgary nd maybe die

but if i die then itll be over

So i cant think like that

It's better to try something than to do nothing at all. I believe in you, you will do it.

do i need to drop band

We will help you as best we can.

cause obvi it takes up alot air

What do you mean?

I mean if i have breathing problems

nd i js use more nd more air each day in band while learning

Idk if that'll fuck smthin up

ir help

I dont know either

worstjokesever.com/community/p/6260e94ca09fb8e48f49470d What the actual hell did I just find?

you always find strange things

wtf

Old WJE is a whole different world

…

I went on character AI as a joke w my friends while we was FaceTiming

but why am I kinda invested now

Virgooo

it’s actually clocking me so bad

Did u read what happend?

HIII

Hiii Virgooo

WHY HAPLENED

HI SAH

God i dont wanna explain again

Wait just let me quote

What the hell is that?

.

Thank you

.

you don’t wanna know 😭

THE GASP I JUST GASPED

ARE YOU OKAYYY???

.

here sah ur skippin stuff lemme explain please

itll be easier on both of us

so virgo

I thought as much

You are sick people

i havent been taking care of me at all the last 3 years

But

U CANT BLAME ME

nd it fucked my heart up

you steam a good ham.

Okay okay i am sorry

MY DELUSION GETS TO ME

pardon?

.

keep going

Aurora borealis?

nd if it gets worse

ima need surgary

and its only a 60% chance of survival at this age

nd if i dont eat drink sleep or anything that keeps me heality

That's why you don't eat American food

itll get worse

but it ownt get better

no part of it was not eating at all

yo chxl i answered your ixl

American """""""""""food"""""""""""""""

ok ty

Not eating and substituting it with Americanslop = death

Please stop

isn’t any… food in America… American food?

Shop at Bashas, Whole Foods Market, and Sprouts from now on. Or you will die.

NO NO NO BC EAT WTV TF U WANT BUT ALSO IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THEN FRUIT IS ALSO DELICIOUS

all are scams created by the jews

to launder money

NONE OF US ARE GONNA LIVE PAST 40 I DONT THINK

I mean average American food like burgers, pizza, (not talking about German hamburgers and Italian pizza, shut up)

SO UR NOT ALONE

🤞🤞

Not true

i saw

ISNT ALL PIZZA ITALIAN??

Just buy from the correct brands

i have a friend who works there

and she saw someone with the biggest nose (jew) launder money

American pizza is completely different than Italian pizza.

yes

OY VEY!

italian pizza is so good

… then why all the names of the pizza places stupid Italian things like “papa Murphys” and stuff

It was probably opal

margarhita pizza

is the best

that's a short life

Amy plz reply on the thingy

AGREED

BUT IDK

nah that’s how long humans are supposed to live

Because New York was popular for making pizza back then and they made their own pizza that evolved into modern Pizza.

I DONT PLAN ON BEING OLD

why do you think we have dementia?

well idk about you but I love junk food

Usually it was Italians that made this though

But it became American pizza

Enjoy dying early

it’s okay you won’t even know me by the time I die so don’t be too sad

😔🕊️

Bad genetics

and eating unhealthy shit

THATS THE EXACT EMOJIS YOU BETTER OUT

PUT

I would actually say around 60-70

nah the human lifespan should be about 40-50

CHECK OBITUARIES AND STUFF AND WHEN U FIND OUT THAT I DIED

and then we damaged it

more like 🗿

U GOTTA SAY rip virgo 🕊️✨😔🙏 she will be missed

rip virgo 🗿

"Goyslop" is a term you can start calling junk food, and you will immediately lose your appetite for it when you realize how accurate the term is.

ugh I’m not looking that up

It's based on the way Jews call non-jew "goyim" (animals, cattle) and "slop" what farmers feed their livestock.

Virgo was a nice girl who loved to eat junk food. May she rest in Peace😔

YESSSS

I PUT SAH ON

IM SUCH A TRENDSETTER

ehem

So if you while eating a hamburger or pizza, imagine a pig eating mud, feces, rotten fruits, and bits of meat from a tray. It's the same thing.

no i don’t mean ehem to that

YEAH YEAH

Also NEW YORK Pizza wasn't slop then, but it is now.