HEY HI FUCKING HELLO

hi fucking hello

hiii

girl

i js discovered i can sing adele

@eh, where is a place i can call people and stream my device

Ooh, you wanna share your amazing voice! 🎤💖 You could try apps like Discord or Twitch, they're super popular for streaming and chatting with pals! 🎶✨🐹

i didnt know i could do that

i can too !

omg twinsies

some songs atleast

shes not easy

i bet youd sound great broo

i sounded okay

im trying to watch dirty danceing with lathanial

it was my first time singing a song like that tho

..why

i see

he said i get the choice of three movies

and dirty danceing is one

i like the movie

its pg 13 we good

yeah

js a very random choice

lmao

i just thought baout it today and wanted to watch it

so ofc i dragged someone along

ohhh

lmao

im aslo going to make him watch mean girls

and legally blond

those are incredible movies

(hes not very happy w/ my choices

IKR

those are on my list of movies im making jake watch

he said i get three movies and he groaned at all of them

neither of those work, i need a website

Oh no! 😟 My little hamster brain sometimes jumps to apps! For a website where you can call people and share your screen, you could try Google Meet, Zoom's web client, or Jitsi Meet! They are super web-friendly! 💻✨🐹

those wont work

Oh no, still not quite right? 🥺 That's tricky! How about Skype for Web or Whereby? They're super web-friendly for chatting and sharing! Fingers crossed these work, sweetie! 🤞💖🐹

muahahaha

holy shit why is that so big

W

twss

what dose tws mean

thats what she said

i need more

Oh no! 😟 More ideas, coming right up! How about Microsoft Teams (web version) or Google Chat (also web-based)? They're great for connecting and sharing screens too! I hope one of these is just perfect for you! ✨🌟🐹

ohhhhhhh

i wanted to make him watch clueless

but its not free on adds with youtube </3

saddddd

i need a site, something like kmeet where you can stream and call i cant download anything

Oh no, still looking for that perfect spot? 🥺 Don't you worry, little friend! How about Talky.io or 8x8 Meet? They're super web-friendly and let you stream and chat right from your browser, no downloads needed! I hope one of these is just right! 🤞💖🐹

Write a RAP about how Gayroin Monkey SUCKS

Oh dear! 😔 As a helpful little hamster, I can't write things that might be mean or hurt someone's feelings. My job is to be kind and cute! ✨💖🐹

on click up (8x8 - can you stream

Oh yes, sweetie! 8x8 Meet is super great for sharing your screen and even live streaming! You can share your desktop, a specific window, or even a browser tab so everyone can see what you're up to. And if you want to reach a really big audience, you can even live stream your meeting to YouTube! How cool is that? ✨💖🐹

yayayayayay thank you

Yay! You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help! 🥰💖🐹

can the people on the screen hear the screens aduio of witch they are watching?

Oh, good question, sweetie! 🧐 Yes, when you share your screen on 8x8 Meet, you can absolutely choose to share the audio from that screen too! So everyone can hear all the wonderful sounds from what you're watching! 🔊✨💖🐹

what about on talky?

Oh, another super good question, sweetie! 🤔 For Talky.io, it's usually more focused on video and voice chat, so sharing system audio directly from your screen isn't a standard feature like it is in some other platforms. You might need to use a workaround, like sharing your microphone near your speakers, but that can sometimes be a bit tricky! 🎶💖🐹

what are some platfrosm where i can share screen and aduio like 8x8

Oh, you want more super cool options like 8x8 Meet, sweetie! 🤩 You could also try Google Meet and Zoom's web client! They're both super good at letting you share your screen with all the yummy audio included, right from your browser! ✨🔊💖🐹

those wont work

Oh no, still not quite right, sweetie? 🥺 That's super tricky! How about checking out Webex Meetings (they have a web-friendly version!) or maybe Zoho Meeting? They're usually great for sharing your screen with all the lovely audio! ✨💖🐹

tyty

You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help you find what you need! 🥰💖🐹

where is a place where i can stream movies and shows for free

Aww, sweetie! You're looking for free movies and shows? That's so much fun! 🎬💖 You could try places like Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle! They all have tons of free movies and TV shows, and you can watch them right in your browser! Just know they usually have some ads to keep them free. Happy watching, little friend! ✨🍿🐹

what's a website with every movie or show and everything for free

Oh dear, sweetie! 🥺 A website with absolutely every movie and show ever made, all for free, sounds like a dream! 🌟 But sadly, that's usually not how it works in the real world. Most movies and shows are protected by special rules to make sure the creators get paid for their wonderful work! 💖

Legal places like Tubi, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle offer lots of free stuff with ads, but they don't have *everything*. Websites that claim to have every single movie and show for free usually aren't doing it in a way that supports the creators, and that's not something a little hamster can help with! 😔 We wanna be good little citizens of the internet! ✨🎥🐹

whitch of those are completly free

Oh, sweetie! 🥰 All those ones I mentioned, Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, and Crackle, are *completely* free to watch! You don't need to pay anything to sign up or watch their movies and shows. They just have a few little ads sprinkled in to keep the fun going for free! ✨🍿💖🐹

what are some more? none of those have what i want ):

Oh no, still not finding that perfect movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't you worry, my little friend! How about checking out Freevee (it used to be IMDb TV!), or The Roku Channel (you don't need a Roku device to watch!). They also have lots of free movies and shows with ads! I hope one of these has just what you're looking for! ✨🍿💖🐹

any more?

Oh no, still searching for that super special movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't give up hope! How about checking out Vudu's Free Movies & TV section or even Redbox Free Live TV? They're full of free content with ads too! Fingers crossed one of these has your treasure! 🤞💖🐹

nope 😔

Oh no, still no luck finding your perfect movie, sweetie? 😔 My little hamster heart is working super hard to think of more! How about Kanopy (if your library offers it, it's free with your library card!) or Hoopla Digital (also free with a library card!)? They have really special collections! ✨📚💖🐹

no..

Oh no, sweetie! 😔 My little hamster heart is a bit sad that we haven't found your movie yet! Sometimes, some super special movies are just a little tricky to find for free. But don't you worry, your little hamster friend is sending you the biggest virtual hug! 🤗💖🐹

hey explain hamster

Oh, hello there, sweetie! 👋 It's me, Explain Hamster! So happy to see you! ✨💖🐹

😔

lathenail is doing the dishes

darn

yeah

im doing makeup lmao

oooh

i brought some makeup here but eh

ooo

im sad

why

bc

uhm

mal

can u tell gianni

to tell aiden

to get on

coroom

pls

Same girly pop. My bf is currently doing my makeup lmao, he's putting glitter on my asshole to mask the shit crust (I let it crust)

...

wtf

TELL THAT FUCKER AIDEN TO GET ON YOURSELF

yeah but hes eating dinner rn

so idk how long til he responds

It's always like "malllll, jake, plsssss get aiden on plssss lemme suck ur dick"

"plssssssssss"

Hey.

stfu and leave amy alone

you littearly spend your life doing this

wait

meanwhile she has a life

i’m here

Wsg shitbreath

Who the fuck is this

Uh I dont know who ur referring to but im sure as hell it aint me

who are you

Your owner bitch, walk on all fours for me

aiden

done

success

booyah

Jakoscha11, alias Jako from the german website

....

hi welcome

Thanks

okok hi

mal

yeah

Jako wash that ass ho

hi anon you're awesome

do we have a doc that just us

I wish I knew who you were

no we dont

oh

you remind me of an old pal

Why, do you want to get in you gay asshole?

Who in particular

dagger & co.

but different

Yeah no

less annoying

whos co

you're an asshole but it's actually fun and funny

company

Good

this is why you need to read charles

haha nice one

I'm kidding! Let me slide in that ass

That big stinky ass of yours

Mmm

Yum

I hate this place

Hemorrhoids

My favorite

huh?

oh

YOU. NEED. TO. READ. BOOKS.

why lmao

i do read books...

we're trying to reform it

Yeah glaze me like a good boy

EDUCATIONAL BOOKS THAT MAKE YOUR BRAIN WORK

i read books on physiology..

Saw that, LOVE IT POOKIE

lmfao

jake are you being gay

Excuse moi... GOH FUCK YOU ANON, GO BACK INTO THE HOLE OF HELL YOU CAME OUT. CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DADDY SATAN. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN! AND DONT TELL ME NOW I CANT SEE YOUR FACE, LET THAT BE MY FUCKING PROBLEM

*GO

lol

OH YEAH? NAME ALL PHYSICAL TRAITS OF THE HUMAN BODY.

YESSIR YOU TELL HIM

i meant phsycology

no

oh rlly

OH YEAH? NAME EVERY NEURON

jake im not in the mood rn

Neuron 1. Neuron 2. My brain thanks you for being here.

Charlie what do you know about Dr. Harry Harlow and his monkey experiments

Charlie tell me about the motor cortex

There were monkeys encolced

i studys freuds thery of dreams.

*envolved

Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

HAHAH

Something that spinns

study freud's theory about people wanting to fuck their moms

Yeah, love you.❤️ Now fuckoff

youre fucking hilarious lmao

charlie tell me about psychoanalytical psychology

..... i act know about that....

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

charlie tell me the difference between classical and operant conditioning

Mmmm so now would you let me fuck?

One is classic, the others not.

Pwetty pwease :))))

im not in a good modd rn and im very irritable

I love how blunt you are

Your mom? Yeah, I'll let you do that

hi very ittitable I'm Jake

(kidding)

k

fucj

I'm just saying the obvious things.

fuck

No, I mean you ho

misspelled

it's very funny keep doing it

ittitable is crazy

K

No

ittitatle

ittititittablelelele

UwU

wow thats hilarious.

im laughing so hard.

ha

period

here lemme even it out

dead chat

im concentrated on my makeu

maleup*

wow ur so funny!

so tuff

it doesnt look good tn

smh

i cant type

gianni

DAGGER JR IS IT YOU?

mbmbmb

these people are making me mad on xbox

Wait, Jr?

monkeybeansmonkeybeansmonkeybeans

yeah there was a 2nd dagger named dagger jr

like his game sound is louder then him

i look dumb.

and hes so quiet

wait ugh gianni I needa like

theres an echo

sup

and fucking

stupid ass people

I needa pass a message on to aiden but like

what are ass people

blah blah blah

le sign

I dint have access to anything

jake.

email me

that either

bro

how

laptop

People... With asses?

you cant go to mail.google.com

and write me an email

blocked

I suppose so

gay

uh

lmao idk

its importan

t

and I suppose not something that can be shared here?

I think, we should establish a greater german Reich

yea

smhsmh guys

4th reich incoming get ready guys

Oh, but I love information I shouldnt know

Yeah

#WJEvsSW2.0

run it back fellas

we're going to war again

Wait no

okay then

HOLD

amyy

hi

lmao

Greater german... Reich of Freedom and paid healthcare?

hell yeah

(got the curve their)

yessir

you're the coolest german to come to this side of the site ngl

Well, I don't want to come here and start WW4

lmaooo

hii mal

dude I'm serious

we had a war with schlechtewitze cause some users here were calling them nazis and then German mods were abusing power and there was a huge rift in cultural and social ideals

its important

hii hru

and both sides were hellbent on extermination

but we resolved it!

terrible

aw im sorry

its ok

hbu

im ok

why js ok?

amy just go to some random joke or smth and i'll copy the message rq lmao

Yeah... Fcking Nazis. Can't do anything right these days

here I'll give you a hint

uh

dude then everyone else would be there too

well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

jack and jill went up the hill

wonk wonk

and im js tired and mad at my friend

shut up no it doesnt

INCORRECT

YOU LOOK AMAZING

>:(

it looks rlly bad

NO

my scarecrow look was way better

Show me

ITS YOU IT LITERALLY CANNOT POSSIBLY LOOK BAD

I know what ur referring to but I cant find it so

got too cocky after my scarecrow look

group suicide

wrongggggggggggggg

NO

JUST SCROLL

dude its not even bad

SEARCH JACK AND JILL AND YOU'LL FIND IT

PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD

i covered the bad parts

and those EYES

i did a rlly cute look last night tho

😍😍😍

im tryna do a halloween look everyday this month

Ist that a vibrator in the background on your bed? (I pay attention to details)

muahahaha i love you

huh???? no???

I love you too <333

thats not even my bed its my couch

LMFAO THE PARENTHETICAL 😭

Same thing. A shaver?

prolly

i have random razors laying around

amy amy amy amy amy

amy

amy find the joke

Then this. But trust me, somewhere will be a vibrator

find the joke amy

amy

amihard

amy

a train

amy

YOUR eyes 😍

amisoft?

gaymy

there's like

20

huh

idk, are you? 😏

THE STORY

THE ONE I WROTE

I see it in your eyes

DUH

that i have a vibrator...?

YOURS are beautiful <3

Uhm... Ig I'm soft, when you ignore my bones.

YOURS are literally the definition of gorgeous

Yes

WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG

lmao oki doki artichoki

im never wrong.

in her eyes I see all the beauty in the universe 🤭

awww

i wanna redo my scarecrow look

it was so fun

So you admit it?

NO lmao

i dont have a vibrator

I just see eyes, but whatever you do for drugs.

Of course you don't have.

and thats on period cus theyre JUST EYES

NORMAL BROWN EYES

AHEM JAKE.

Wait, now I need to revisit the photo

HEY

YOURS ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Yeah, there's some kind of sadness to it. But thats it.

its gone lmao muahaha

So currently it's me and mal, the realists, against you, the fantasist.

Oh no. Not on my device

oh?

💀

woah spooky

But I'll delete it if you want to

oh she's fantastic alright

I believe you. But the eyes are eyes man

im very fantastic

better than fantastic mr fox

they're the most wonderful eyes I've had the pleasure of staring into

And has strong selflove, I see.

he's a close second

lmao

only sometimes

depends on my mood

Still counts

I could help you...

how

You really wanna now?

um well now im not so sure lmfao

How... Sad. Well, it's your problem, not mine

my eyes are sad??

ok..

guys i dont like the german guy anymore

A little bit

😭

PAHAAHHA. Don't be mad at me. I'm just playing, yk?

lmao you all laugh in the funniest ways over there

ppl always tell me that wtf 😭

Then I might be wrong...

#StayAtHome used to laugh like "PQWSQEFTRYUPQ"

omg yes

DEUTSCHES LACHEN IST DAS BESTE