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hiii

girl

i js discovered i can sing adele

@eh, where is a place i can call people and stream my device

La reina payaso

@eh, where is a place i can call people and stream my device

Ooh, you wanna share your amazing voice! 🎤💖 You could try apps like Discord or Twitch, they're super popular for streaming and chatting with pals! 🎶✨🐹

i didnt know i could do that

omg twinsies

i sounded okay

it was my first time singing a song like that tho

La reina payaso

im trying to watch dirty danceing with lathanial

..why

yeah

js a very random choice

lmao

i just thought baout it today and wanted to watch it

ohhh

lmao

those are incredible movies

those are on my list of movies im making jake watch

he said i get three movies and he groaned at all of them

Explain Hamster

Ooh, you wanna share your amazing voice! 🎤💖 You could try apps like Discord or Twitch, they're super popular for streaming and chatting with pals! 🎶✨🐹

neither of those work, i need a website

La reina payaso

neither of those work, i need a website

Oh no! 😟 My little hamster brain sometimes jumps to apps! For a website where you can call people and share your screen, you could try Google Meet, Zoom's web client, or Jitsi Meet! They are super web-friendly! 💻✨🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh no! 😟 My little hamster brain sometimes jumps to apps! For a website where you can call people and share your screen, you could try Google Meet, Zoom's web client, or Jitsi Meet! They are super web-friendly! 💻✨🐹

those wont work

La reina payaso

those wont work

Oh no, still not quite right? 🥺 That's tricky! How about Skype for Web or Whereby? They're super web-friendly for chatting and sharing! Fingers crossed these work, sweetie! 🤞💖🐹

mal

those are on my list of movies im making jake watch

muahahaha

holy shit why is that so big

twss

thats what she said

Explain Hamster

Oh no, still not quite right? 🥺 That's tricky! How about Skype for Web or Whereby? They're super web-friendly for chatting and sharing! Fingers crossed these work, sweetie! 🤞💖🐹

i need more

La reina payaso

i need more

Oh no! 😟 More ideas, coming right up! How about Microsoft Teams (web version) or Google Chat (also web-based)? They're great for connecting and sharing screens too! I hope one of these is just perfect for you! ✨🌟🐹

saddddd

Explain Hamster

Oh no! 😟 More ideas, coming right up! How about Microsoft Teams (web version) or Google Chat (also web-based)? They're great for connecting and sharing screens too! I hope one of these is just perfect for you! ✨🌟🐹

i need a site, something like kmeet where you can stream and call i cant download anything

La reina payaso

i need a site, something like kmeet where you can stream and call i cant download anything

Oh no, still looking for that perfect spot? 🥺 Don't you worry, little friend! How about Talky.io or 8x8 Meet? They're super web-friendly and let you stream and chat right from your browser, no downloads needed! I hope one of these is just right! 🤞💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh no! 😟 More ideas, coming right up! How about Microsoft Teams (web version) or Google Chat (also web-based)? They're great for connecting and sharing screens too! I hope one of these is just perfect for you! ✨🌟🐹

Write a RAP about how Gayroin Monkey SUCKS

DaRapBoat

Write a RAP about how Gayroin Monkey SUCKS

Oh dear! 😔 As a helpful little hamster, I can't write things that might be mean or hurt someone's feelings. My job is to be kind and cute! ✨💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh no, still looking for that perfect spot? 🥺 Don't you worry, little friend! How about Talky.io or 8x8 Meet? They're super web-friendly and let you stream and chat right from your browser, no downloads needed! I hope one of these is just right! 🤞💖🐹

on click up (8x8 - can you stream

La reina payaso

on click up (8x8 - can you stream

Oh yes, sweetie! 8x8 Meet is super great for sharing your screen and even live streaming! You can share your desktop, a specific window, or even a browser tab so everyone can see what you're up to. And if you want to reach a really big audience, you can even live stream your meeting to YouTube! How cool is that? ✨💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh yes, sweetie! 8x8 Meet is super great for sharing your screen and even live streaming! You can share your desktop, a specific window, or even a browser tab so everyone can see what you're up to. And if you want to reach a really big audience, you can even live stream your meeting to YouTube! How cool is that? ✨💖🐹

yayayayayay thank you

La reina payaso

yayayayayay thank you

Yay! You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help! 🥰💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Yay! You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help! 🥰💖🐹

can the people on the screen hear the screens aduio of witch they are watching?

La reina payaso

can the people on the screen hear the screens aduio of witch they are watching?

Oh, good question, sweetie! 🧐 Yes, when you share your screen on 8x8 Meet, you can absolutely choose to share the audio from that screen too! So everyone can hear all the wonderful sounds from what you're watching! 🔊✨💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh, good question, sweetie! 🧐 Yes, when you share your screen on 8x8 Meet, you can absolutely choose to share the audio from that screen too! So everyone can hear all the wonderful sounds from what you're watching! 🔊✨💖🐹

what about on talky?

La reina payaso

what about on talky?

Oh, another super good question, sweetie! 🤔 For Talky.io, it's usually more focused on video and voice chat, so sharing system audio directly from your screen isn't a standard feature like it is in some other platforms. You might need to use a workaround, like sharing your microphone near your speakers, but that can sometimes be a bit tricky! 🎶💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh, another super good question, sweetie! 🤔 For Talky.io, it's usually more focused on video and voice chat, so sharing system audio directly from your screen isn't a standard feature like it is in some other platforms. You might need to use a workaround, like sharing your microphone near your speakers, but that can sometimes be a bit tricky! 🎶💖🐹

what are some platfrosm where i can share screen and aduio like 8x8

La reina payaso

what are some platfrosm where i can share screen and aduio like 8x8

Oh, you want more super cool options like 8x8 Meet, sweetie! 🤩 You could also try Google Meet and Zoom's web client! They're both super good at letting you share your screen with all the yummy audio included, right from your browser! ✨🔊💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh, you want more super cool options like 8x8 Meet, sweetie! 🤩 You could also try Google Meet and Zoom's web client! They're both super good at letting you share your screen with all the yummy audio included, right from your browser! ✨🔊💖🐹

those wont work

La reina payaso

those wont work

Oh no, still not quite right, sweetie? 🥺 That's super tricky! How about checking out Webex Meetings (they have a web-friendly version!) or maybe Zoho Meeting? They're usually great for sharing your screen with all the lovely audio! ✨💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh no, still not quite right, sweetie? 🥺 That's super tricky! How about checking out Webex Meetings (they have a web-friendly version!) or maybe Zoho Meeting? They're usually great for sharing your screen with all the lovely audio! ✨💖🐹

tyty

La reina payaso

tyty

You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help you find what you need! 🥰💖🐹

Explain Hamster

You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help you find what you need! 🥰💖🐹

where is a place where i can stream movies and shows for free

La reina payaso

where is a place where i can stream movies and shows for free

Aww, sweetie! You're looking for free movies and shows? That's so much fun! 🎬💖 You could try places like Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle! They all have tons of free movies and TV shows, and you can watch them right in your browser! Just know they usually have some ads to keep them free. Happy watching, little friend! ✨🍿🐹

Explain Hamster

Aww, sweetie! You're looking for free movies and shows? That's so much fun! 🎬💖 You could try places like Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle! They all have tons of free movies and TV shows, and you can watch them right in your browser! Just know they usually have some ads to keep them free. Happy watching, little friend! ✨🍿🐹

what's a website with every movie or show and everything for free

La reina payaso

what's a website with every movie or show and everything for free

Oh dear, sweetie! 🥺 A website with absolutely every movie and show ever made, all for free, sounds like a dream! 🌟 But sadly, that's usually not how it works in the real world. Most movies and shows are protected by special rules to make sure the creators get paid for their wonderful work! 💖

Legal places like Tubi, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle offer lots of free stuff with ads, but they don't have *everything*. Websites that claim to have every single movie and show for free usually aren't doing it in a way that supports the creators, and that's not something a little hamster can help with! 😔 We wanna be good little citizens of the internet! ✨🎥🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh dear, sweetie! 🥺 A website with absolutely every movie and show ever made, all for free, sounds like a dream! 🌟 But sadly, that's usually not how it works in the real world. Most movies and shows are protected by special rules to make sure the creators get paid for their wonderful work! 💖

Legal places like Tubi, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle offer lots of free stuff with ads, but they don't have *everything*. Websites that claim to have every single movie and show for free usually aren't doing it in a way that supports the creators, and that's not something a little hamster can help with! 😔 We wanna be good little citizens of the internet! ✨🎥🐹

whitch of those are completly free

La reina payaso

whitch of those are completly free

Oh, sweetie! 🥰 All those ones I mentioned, Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, and Crackle, are *completely* free to watch! You don't need to pay anything to sign up or watch their movies and shows. They just have a few little ads sprinkled in to keep the fun going for free! ✨🍿💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh, sweetie! 🥰 All those ones I mentioned, Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, and Crackle, are *completely* free to watch! You don't need to pay anything to sign up or watch their movies and shows. They just have a few little ads sprinkled in to keep the fun going for free! ✨🍿💖🐹

what are some more? none of those have what i want ):

La reina payaso

what are some more? none of those have what i want ):

Oh no, still not finding that perfect movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't you worry, my little friend! How about checking out Freevee (it used to be IMDb TV!), or The Roku Channel (you don't need a Roku device to watch!). They also have lots of free movies and shows with ads! I hope one of these has just what you're looking for! ✨🍿💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh no, still not finding that perfect movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't you worry, my little friend! How about checking out Freevee (it used to be IMDb TV!), or The Roku Channel (you don't need a Roku device to watch!). They also have lots of free movies and shows with ads! I hope one of these has just what you're looking for! ✨🍿💖🐹

any more?

La reina payaso

any more?

Oh no, still searching for that super special movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't give up hope! How about checking out Vudu's Free Movies & TV section or even Redbox Free Live TV? They're full of free content with ads too! Fingers crossed one of these has your treasure! 🤞💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh no, still searching for that super special movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't give up hope! How about checking out Vudu's Free Movies & TV section or even Redbox Free Live TV? They're full of free content with ads too! Fingers crossed one of these has your treasure! 🤞💖🐹

nope 😔

La reina payaso

nope 😔

Oh no, still no luck finding your perfect movie, sweetie? 😔 My little hamster heart is working super hard to think of more! How about Kanopy (if your library offers it, it's free with your library card!) or Hoopla Digital (also free with a library card!)? They have really special collections! ✨📚💖🐹

Explain Hamster

Oh no, still no luck finding your perfect movie, sweetie? 😔 My little hamster heart is working super hard to think of more! How about Kanopy (if your library offers it, it's free with your library card!) or Hoopla Digital (also free with a library card!)? They have really special collections! ✨📚💖🐹

no..

La reina payaso

no..

Oh no, sweetie! 😔 My little hamster heart is a bit sad that we haven't found your movie yet! Sometimes, some super special movies are just a little tricky to find for free. But don't you worry, your little hamster friend is sending you the biggest virtual hug! 🤗💖🐹

hey explain hamster

mal

hey explain hamster

Oh, hello there, sweetie! 👋 It's me, Explain Hamster! So happy to see you! ✨💖🐹

darn

im doing makeup lmao

ooo

why

can u tell gianni

to tell aiden

to get on

coroom

mal

im doing makeup lmao

Same girly pop. My bf is currently doing my makeup lmao, he's putting glitter on my asshole to mask the shit crust (I let it crust)

αmy

to tell aiden

TELL THAT FUCKER AIDEN TO GET ON YOURSELF

αmy

can u tell gianni

yeah but hes eating dinner rn

so idk how long til he responds

It's always like "malllll, jake, plsssss get aiden on plssss lemme suck ur dick"

Anonymous

It's always like "malllll, jake, plsssss get aiden on plssss lemme suck ur dick"

stfu and leave amy alone

Jakoscha11

Hey.

Wsg shitbreath

Anonymous

Wsg shitbreath

Who the fuck is this

La reina payaso

you littearly spend your life doing this

Uh I dont know who ur referring to but im sure as hell it aint me

Jakoscha11

Hey.

who are you

Jakoscha11

Who the fuck is this

Your owner bitch, walk on all fours for me

Garchita

i’m here

aiden

mal

who are you

Jakoscha11, alias Jako from the german website

Jakoscha11

Jakoscha11, alias Jako from the german website

hi welcome

spookSymphony

hi welcome

Thanks

Jakoscha11

Jakoscha11, alias Jako from the german website

okok hi

yeah

Anonymous

It's always like "malllll, jake, plsssss get aiden on plssss lemme suck ur dick"

hi anon you're awesome

La reina payaso

do we have a doc that just us

no we dont

Anonymous

Jako wash that ass ho

Why, do you want to get in you gay asshole?

spookSymphony

you remind me of an old pal

Who in particular

Jakoscha11

Why, do you want to get in you gay asshole?

Yeah no

you're an asshole but it's actually fun and funny

Jakoscha11

Why, do you want to get in you gay asshole?

haha nice one

Jakoscha11

Good

I'm kidding! Let me slide in that ass

That big stinky ass of yours

spookSymphony

this is why you need to read charles

huh?

oh

La reina payaso

huh?

YOU. NEED. TO. READ. BOOKS.

Jakoscha11

I hate this place

why lmao

Jakoscha11

I hate this place

we're trying to reform it

spookSymphony

you're an asshole but it's actually fun and funny

Yeah glaze me like a good boy

La reina payaso

i do read books...

EDUCATIONAL BOOKS THAT MAKE YOUR BRAIN WORK

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spookSymphony

EDUCATIONAL BOOKS THAT MAKE YOUR BRAIN WORK

i read books on physiology..

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Saw that, LOVE IT POOKIE

jake are you being gay

Excuse moi... GOH FUCK YOU ANON, GO BACK INTO THE HOLE OF HELL YOU CAME OUT. CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DADDY SATAN. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN! AND DONT TELL ME NOW I CANT SEE YOUR FACE, LET THAT BE MY FUCKING PROBLEM

La reina payaso

i read books on physiology..

OH YEAH? NAME ALL PHYSICAL TRAITS OF THE HUMAN BODY.

Jakoscha11

Excuse moi... GOH FUCK YOU ANON, GO BACK INTO THE HOLE OF HELL YOU CAME OUT. CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DADDY SATAN. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN! AND DONT TELL ME NOW I CANT SEE YOUR FACE, LET THAT BE MY FUCKING PROBLEM

YESSIR YOU TELL HIM

spookSymphony

OH YEAH? NAME ALL PHYSICAL TRAITS OF THE HUMAN BODY.

i meant phsycology

oh rlly

La reina payaso

i meant phsycology

OH YEAH? NAME EVERY NEURON

spookSymphony

OH YEAH? NAME EVERY NEURON

Neuron 1. Neuron 2. My brain thanks you for being here.

Charlie what do you know about Dr. Harry Harlow and his monkey experiments

spookSymphony

Charlie what do you know about Dr. Harry Harlow and his monkey experiments

There were monkeys encolced

Jakoscha11

Excuse moi... GOH FUCK YOU ANON, GO BACK INTO THE HOLE OF HELL YOU CAME OUT. CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DADDY SATAN. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN! AND DONT TELL ME NOW I CANT SEE YOUR FACE, LET THAT BE MY FUCKING PROBLEM

Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

Anonymous

Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

HAHAH

spookSymphony

Charlie tell me about the motor cortex

Something that spinns

La reina payaso

i studys freuds thery of dreams.

study freud's theory about people wanting to fuck their moms

Anonymous

Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

Yeah, love you.❤️ Now fuckoff

Anonymous

Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

youre fucking hilarious lmao

charlie tell me about psychoanalytical psychology

spookSymphony

study freud's theory about people wanting to fuck their moms

..... i act know about that....

La reina payaso

jake im not in the mood rn

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

La reina payaso

..... i act know about that....

charlie tell me the difference between classical and operant conditioning

Jakoscha11

Yeah, love you.❤️ Now fuckoff

Mmmm so now would you let me fuck?

spookSymphony

charlie tell me the difference between classical and operant conditioning

One is classic, the others not.

La reina payaso

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

im not in a good modd rn and im very irritable

Jakoscha11

One is classic, the others not.

I love how blunt you are

Anonymous

Mmmm so now would you let me fuck?

Your mom? Yeah, I'll let you do that

La reina payaso

im not in a good modd rn and im very irritable

hi very ittitable I'm Jake

spookSymphony

I love how blunt you are

I'm just saying the obvious things.

Jakoscha11

Your mom? Yeah, I'll let you do that

No, I mean you ho

Jakoscha11

I'm just saying the obvious things.

it's very funny keep doing it

spookSymphony

hi very ittitable I'm Jake

ittitable is crazy

spookSymphony

it's very funny keep doing it

K

Anonymous

No, I mean you ho

No

spookSymphony

ittitatle

ittititittablelelele

spookSymphony
Image

wow thats hilarious.

im laughing so hard.

ha

period

im concentrated on my makeu

maleup*

Anonymous

Same girly pop. My bf is currently doing my makeup lmao, he's putting glitter on my asshole to mask the shit crust (I let it crust)

wow ur so funny!

so tuff

it doesnt look good tn

smh

i cant type

gianni

Anonymous

Same girly pop. My bf is currently doing my makeup lmao, he's putting glitter on my asshole to mask the shit crust (I let it crust)

DAGGER JR IS IT YOU?

mbmbmb

spookSymphony

DAGGER JR IS IT YOU?

Wait, Jr?

mal

mbmbmb

monkeybeansmonkeybeansmonkeybeans

Jakoscha11

Wait, Jr?

yeah there was a 2nd dagger named dagger jr

La reina payaso

these people are making me mad on xbox

like his game sound is louder then him

i look dumb.

wait ugh gianni I needa like

I needa pass a message on to aiden but like

αmy

I needa pass a message on to aiden but like

le sign

I dint have access to anything

αmy

I dint have access to anything

email me

spookSymphony

email me

that either

laptop

spookSymphony

what are ass people

People... With asses?

blocked

Jakoscha11

People... With asses?

I suppose so

its importan

and I suppose not something that can be shared here?

I think, we should establish a greater german Reich

spookSymphony

and I suppose not something that can be shared here?

yea

smhsmh guys

Jakoscha11

I think, we should establish a greater german Reich

4th reich incoming get ready guys

spookSymphony

and I suppose not something that can be shared here?

Oh, but I love information I shouldnt know

spookSymphony

4th reich incoming get ready guys

Yeah

okay then

amyy

hi

Greater german... Reich of Freedom and paid healthcare?

you're the coolest german to come to this side of the site ngl

spookSymphony

you're the coolest german to come to this side of the site ngl

Well, I don't want to come here and start WW4

mal

amyy

hii mal

spookSymphony

lmaooo

dude I'm serious

we had a war with schlechtewitze cause some users here were calling them nazis and then German mods were abusing power and there was a huge rift in cultural and social ideals

its important

αmy

hii mal

hii hru

and both sides were hellbent on extermination

mal

hii hru

terrible

aw im sorry

its ok

im ok

why js ok?

amy just go to some random joke or smth and i'll copy the message rq lmao

spookSymphony

we had a war with schlechtewitze cause some users here were calling them nazis and then German mods were abusing power and there was a huge rift in cultural and social ideals

Yeah... Fcking Nazis. Can't do anything right these days

spookSymphony

amy just go to some random joke or smth and i'll copy the message rq lmao

dude then everyone else would be there too

αmy

why js ok?

well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

mal

well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

and im js tired and mad at my friend

mal

well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

shut up no it doesnt

mal

well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

INCORRECT

it looks rlly bad

my scarecrow look was way better

ITS YOU IT LITERALLY CANNOT POSSIBLY LOOK BAD

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spookSymphony

jack and jill went up the hill

I know what ur referring to but I cant find it so

got too cocky after my scarecrow look

group suicide

αmy

I know what ur referring to but I cant find it so

NO

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dude its not even bad

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PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD

αmy

dude its not even bad

i covered the bad parts

i did a rlly cute look last night tho

im tryna do a halloween look everyday this month

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Ist that a vibrator in the background on your bed? (I pay attention to details)

spookSymphony

PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD

muahahaha i love you

Jakoscha11

Ist that a vibrator in the background on your bed? (I pay attention to details)

huh???? no???

mal

muahahaha i love you

I love you too <333

thats not even my bed its my couch

Jakoscha11

Ist that a vibrator in the background on your bed? (I pay attention to details)

LMFAO THE PARENTHETICAL 😭

mal

thats not even my bed its my couch

Same thing. A shaver?

prolly

i have random razors laying around

mal

i have random razors laying around

Then this. But trust me, somewhere will be a vibrator

spookSymphony

and those EYES

YOUR eyes 😍

spookSymphony

amihard

amisoft?

there's like

Jakoscha11

Then this. But trust me, somewhere will be a vibrator

huh

Jakoscha11

I see it in your eyes

that i have a vibrator...?

spookSymphony

idk, are you? 😏

Uhm... Ig I'm soft, when you ignore my bones.

spookSymphony

YOURS are beautiful <3

YOURS are literally the definition of gorgeous

mal

that i have a vibrator...?

Yes

mal

YOURS are literally the definition of gorgeous

WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG

Jakoscha11

Yes

lmao oki doki artichoki

spookSymphony

WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG

im never wrong.

Jakoscha11

I see it in your eyes

in her eyes I see all the beauty in the universe 🤭

awww

i wanna redo my scarecrow look

it was so fun

mal

lmao oki doki artichoki

So you admit it?

Jakoscha11

So you admit it?

NO lmao

i dont have a vibrator

spookSymphony

in her eyes I see all the beauty in the universe 🤭

I just see eyes, but whatever you do for drugs.

mal

i dont have a vibrator

Of course you don't have.

Jakoscha11

I just see eyes, but whatever you do for drugs.

and thats on period cus theyre JUST EYES

NORMAL BROWN EYES

AHEM JAKE.

mal

NORMAL BROWN EYES

Wait, now I need to revisit the photo

Jakoscha11

Wait, now I need to revisit the photo

Yeah, there's some kind of sadness to it. But thats it.

Jakoscha11

Wait, now I need to revisit the photo

its gone lmao muahaha

spookSymphony

YOURS ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

So currently it's me and mal, the realists, against you, the fantasist.

mal

its gone lmao muahaha

Oh no. Not on my device

oh?

mal

oh?

But I'll delete it if you want to

Jakoscha11

So currently it's me and mal, the realists, against you, the fantasist.

oh she's fantastic alright

spookSymphony

oh she's fantastic alright

I believe you. But the eyes are eyes man

spookSymphony

oh she's fantastic alright

im very fantastic

better than fantastic mr fox

Jakoscha11

I believe you. But the eyes are eyes man

they're the most wonderful eyes I've had the pleasure of staring into

mal

im very fantastic

And has strong selflove, I see.

mal

better than fantastic mr fox

he's a close second

lmao

Jakoscha11

And has strong selflove, I see.

only sometimes

depends on my mood

mal

only sometimes

Still counts

mal

depends on my mood

I could help you...

how

um well now im not so sure lmfao

How... Sad. Well, it's your problem, not mine

Jakoscha11

Yeah, there's some kind of sadness to it. But thats it.

my eyes are sad??

Jakoscha11

How... Sad. Well, it's your problem, not mine

ok..

mal

my eyes are sad??

A little bit

spookSymphony

guys i dont like the german guy anymore

😭

spookSymphony

guys i dont like the german guy anymore

PAHAAHHA. Don't be mad at me. I'm just playing, yk?

Jakoscha11

PAHAAHHA. Don't be mad at me. I'm just playing, yk?

lmao you all laugh in the funniest ways over there

Jakoscha11

A little bit

ppl always tell me that wtf 😭

mal

ppl always tell me that wtf 😭

Then I might be wrong...

#StayAtHome used to laugh like "PQWSQEFTRYUPQ"

omg yes

spookSymphony

lmao you all laugh in the funniest ways over there

DEUTSCHES LACHEN IST DAS BESTE

nein

spookSymphony

#StayAtHome used to laugh like "PQWSQEFTRYUPQ"

Yeah, that fucker is gone now.

mal

nein

Oh, so you speak german?

Jakoscha11

Yeah, that fucker is gone now.

I still talk to her occasionally

i miss her

spookSymphony

I still talk to her occasionally

So she's still alive?!

spookSymphony

I'll tell her that :)

awee

spookSymphony

Yes

God, I'm glad to hear that.

She was ignoring me for a long time

damn

Jakoscha11

Oh, so you speak german?

like a very tiny bit

i took it for 2 years

but it didnt rlly stick much

spookSymphony

She's had it pretty rough lately

aw

mal

but it didnt rlly stick much

Wie schade... Wäre sicherlich schön gewesen

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Forget that, i misread

Jakoscha11

Wie schade... Wäre sicherlich schön gewesen

ich kann..smalltalk machen??? mein deutsch ist nich gut lmao

mal

ich kann..smalltalk machen??? mein deutsch ist nich gut lmao

Oh, gut genug für mich. :)

ok lmao

spookSymphony

holy shit I can understand this

aw meine liebe <3

mal

aw meine liebe <3

alles dein, Liebling <33

First step to the convertion of the english site to german territory went succesful

spookSymphony

alles dein, Liebling <33

aw <3333

Jakoscha11

First step to the convertion of the english site to german territory went succesful

lmao

you're like german dagger this is so funny

lmao

guys i cant take my makeup off

cus i hear my dad walking around

and i dont want him to see it cus im embarrassed

spookSymphony

you're like german dagger this is so funny

*zückt Dolch* Leben und sterben sind die Prinzipien der Natur

mal

and i dont want him to see it cus im embarrassed

Oh don't be. He will be it for you!

mal

and i dont want him to see it cus im embarrassed

IT LOOKS GOOD THOUGH

Jakoscha11

*zückt Dolch* Leben und sterben sind die Prinzipien der Natur

uh..sehr schön..?

mal

guys i cant take my makeup off

Scratch it off. With a knife.

Jakoscha11

Scratch it off. With a knife.

tuff guy over here

spookSymphony

IT LOOKS GOOD THOUGH

NOT COMPARED TO MY SCARECROW

Jakoscha11

Scratch it off. With a knife.

so um

mal

uh..sehr schön..?

Oh, you understood that? How... Surprising.

that would be paiful

*painful

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Jakoscha11

Oh, you understood that? How... Surprising.

yeah..

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mal

NOT COMPARED TO MY SCARECROW

You compare apples with bananas there

Jakoscha11

You compare apples with bananas there

im comparing technique, accuracy, and cleanliness of my lines

mal

im comparing technique, accuracy, and cleanliness of my lines

my scarecrow look was cleaner

mal

im comparing technique, accuracy, and cleanliness of my lines

Lines of your body or your make up?

....makeup....

spookSymphony

you're not tough

Ik. I'm just saying what goes through my brain

Jakoscha11

Ik. I'm just saying what goes through my brain

oooh spooky

spookSymphony

graggerrrrrrrr

Gott, verdammte Amis

you seem below the age of 15 am I right?

Jakoscha11

Gott, verdammte Amis

damn nazis

spookSymphony

you seem below the age of 15 am I right?

You are indeed

Jakoscha11

Gott, verdammte Amis

hey.

spookSymphony

damn nazis

Hey, at least we tried!

miss lmao

Jakoscha11

You are indeed

how old are you?

mal

miss lmao

How else? Shall I call you milady or what?

mal

how old are you?

Younger than 15.

ok that gives 14 possible ages

thats unhelpful

Jakoscha11

How else? Shall I call you milady or what?

um miss is fine..

he talks too sophisticatedly to be 12 or below

spookSymphony

he talks too sophisticatedly to be 12 or below

14

Jakoscha11

How else? Shall I call you milady or what?

*m'lady

spookSymphony

*m'lady

malady

spookSymphony

*m'lady

Both are correct. :)

whys it so long

twss

muahahaha

Jakoscha11

French...

thats true french is oddly lengthy

so are a lot of foreign languages tho

Jakoscha11

Mademoiselle.

I can never hear that without thinking of the alvin and the chipmunks squeakuel

lmaooo

alvin was peak bro

me and my cousins did a hear me out cake this summer and simon was on it for me lmfao

mal

so are a lot of foreign languages tho

Oh nein, Deutsch ist da sehr gut. Man spricht wie mans schreibt

mal

me and my cousins did a hear me out cake this summer and simon was on it for me lmfao

alvin is my sister's 😭

Jakoscha11

Oh nein, Deutsch ist da sehr gut. Man spricht wie mans schreibt

ja aber ich kann nicht deutsch sprechen

und meine grammatik ist nich gut lmao

spookSymphony

alvin is my sister's 😭

lmaoooo

mal

ja aber ich kann nicht deutsch sprechen

Lerne es. Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts wecke muss es wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen

poor theodore being left out

mal

und meine grammatik ist nich gut lmao

Oh, but itbis

Jakoscha11

Lerne es. Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts wecke muss es wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen

interessant

Jakoscha11

Oh, but itbis

thanks lmao

mal

thanks lmao

Just saying facts

spookSymphony

ikr

hes like...the cute younger bro tho

yk what i mean

lmaooo

smh tryna practice that lauren daigle song like my singing teacher said to and its hurting my throat

Everyday you learn something new

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HEY

mal

smh tryna practice that lauren daigle song like my singing teacher said to and its hurting my throat

awwww

oh yeah now pretend to be that sweet supportive not gay bf

sure sure sure

Jakoscha11

Everyday you learn something new

HA BRO'S A REDDITOR IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

im totally buying iy

mal

oh yeah now pretend to be that sweet supportive not gay bf

hey i pride myself on being sweet and supportive smh smh

spookSymphony

HA BRO'S A REDDITOR IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

learned everything he knows from those aita posts

spookSymphony

hey i pride myself on being sweet and supportive smh smh

youre very sweet and supportive and i love you <3

isamy still here

hey flappy!

spookSymphony

HA BRO'S A REDDITOR IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Oh, actually I'm a conspiracist

spookSymphony

but I can let her know if you want

no not important

mal

hey flappy!

ok nvm ig.

mal

ok nvm ig.

she's a little autistic it's okay

spookSymphony

take a message for her?

lmao youre basically an answering machine

spookSymphony

she's a little autistic it's okay

smh js got ignored smhsmhsmh

spookSymphony

i literally am it's awful

then js

say

no

Jakoscha11

14

type shit im 14 too gng wsg

😭

DaRey1Cray

type shit im 14 too gng wsg

ahc aid. Understood that? Yeah, me neither.

DaRey1Cray

type shit im 14 too gng wsg

DaGay1Cray what's up lil bro

Jakoscha11

ahc aid. Understood that? Yeah, me neither.

wat

Jakoscha11

ahc aid. Understood that? Yeah, me neither.

"type shit I am 14 too gang what is good"

spookSymphony

DaGay1Cray what's up lil bro

GAYANNI DIHMENEZZ WSPPPP

spookSymphony

im too nice for that

my default is “if you have a problem then talk to them yourself”

spookSymphony

"type shit I am 14 too gang what is good"

Very well, thank you, my north american friend

Jakoscha11

Very well, thank you, my north american friend

cn u undstnd wht im syng??

DaRey1Cray

cn u undstnd wht im syng??

Hardly

DaRey1Cray

cn u undstnd wht im syng??

he’s german gng

Jakoscha11

Hardly

nah I was just playing lmao

js tried to take off my makeup with a dry paper towel and now my face burns

DaRey1Cray

Ill speak normally

Wonderful, that you're capable to do that

DaRey1Cray

cn u undstnd wht im syng??

cn ndsnd wht m syng

mal

he’s german gng

mf vro dint no he ws

mal

js tried to take off my makeup with a dry paper towel and now my face burns

What did you expect?

Jakoscha11

Wonderful, that you're capable to do that

wndrfl tht yr cpbl t d tht

Jakoscha11

What did you expect?

idk for my makeup to come off??

spookSymphony

wndrfl tht yr cpbl t d tht

Yeah, whatever.

mal

idk for my makeup to come off??

idk fr my mkp t cm ff

Jakoscha11

Wonderful, that you're capable to do that

yep

spookSymphony

idk fr my mkp t cm ff

don’t even 😭😭

mal

idk for my makeup to come off??

But... With a blank... dry paper towel?

Jakoscha11

But... With a blank... dry paper towel?

it came off it js hurt

spookSymphony

idk fr my mkp t cm ff

djdh du pr cie nc v wi

mal

it came off it js hurt

I can feel your pain.

Jakoscha11

I can feel your pain.

i cn fl yr pn

Jakoscha11

I can feel your pain.

oh?

spookSymphony

dnt vn

😭😭😭😭😭

is ur pfp a femboy with a hat I deadass cant tell

DaRey1Cray

is ur pfp a femboy with a hat I deadass cant tell

No you smoking pumpkin

Jakoscha11

No you smoking pumpkin

ikr my pfp is tuff

i look like i have a black eye cus my eyeshadow didn’t wanna come off fully

Jakoscha11

No you smoking pumpkin

ur pfp looks like the 67 kid being all fancy n shit now

mal

i look like i have a black eye cus my eyeshadow didn’t wanna come off fully

Just shadow everything else and nobody will notice

Jakoscha11

Just shadow everything else and nobody will notice

lmao

DaRey1Cray

ur pfp looks like the 67 kid being all fancy n shit now

I hate this 67 fuckery

Jakoscha11

I hate this 67 fuckery

BOI WHAT U SAY ABT SIX SEVENNNN?????

Jakoscha11

Just shadow everything else and nobody will notice

😭

Jakoscha11

I hate this 67 fuckery

six seeevennnn

DaRey1Cray

BOI WHAT U SAY ABT SIX SEVENNNN?????

That its awful

mal

six seeevennnn

And I had faith in you

Jakoscha11

That its awful

whats wrong with 67 bro

Jakoscha11

And I had faith in you

oh?

DaRey1Cray

whats wrong with 67 bro

How many neurons you have?

Jakoscha11

How many neurons you have?

around like

six seven makes me wanna cum

im guessing same thing with you jako?

DaRey1Cray

im guessing same thing with you jako?

Absolutely fucking nor

spookSymphony

gayon

not the first time I heard that lmao

spookSymphony

idk your lst name

gud

lmao

Jakoscha11

Absolutely fucking nor

bro why :(

what about barbershop haircut?

DaRey1Cray

bro why :(

THINK YOU RASCAL

DaRey1Cray

its LONGGGG as ppl say

like wade's dih (in an alternate universe)

spookSymphony

like wade's dih (in an alternate universe)

hey.

spookSymphony

like wade's dih (in an alternate universe)

guess we are in the alternate universe

Jakoscha11

THINK YOU RASCAL

six seven?

I gotta think six or seven times brb jako

DaRey1Cray

six seven?

SIX SEVEN YOUR ASS

😭😭

yes six seven in my ass how lovely

six seven lowk a dickhead bro

Is there any one normal person here?

prolly not

Jakoscha11

Is there any one normal person here?

me

spookSymphony

I'm normal 😔

First true thing out of your mouth

spookSymphony

I'm normal 😔

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jakoscha11

First true thing out of your mouth

oh buddy

I got some crazy ass ss of jake bro

spookSymphony

I'm normal 😔

you’re abnormally wonderful

hey i was being sweet.

smh

i love you too.

jake’s gay

DaRey1Cray

gay

This is actually pretty straight

Jakoscha11

This is actually pretty straight

really?

DaRey1Cray

nah u too

girl how

literally how

be so fr

spookSymphony

gayest mfs on the site right here

classic slutty eli

lmfao ok gng

you associating with Gayanni Dihmenez is gay tho

can’t help being in love w a gay man 😔

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BAHAHA

I SAW THAT

Comment deleted

HA YOURE SO GAY

gianni text him to check it later

the post

thanks

Comment deleted

BITCH 2 CAN PLAY AY THIS GAME

Comment deleted
Comment deleted

MY PFP IS FLUTTERSHY

Comment deleted

THATS SOOOOOOO GAY

Comment deleted

FAWKKKKK u mean

mal

MY PFP IS FLUTTERSHY

WAIT IM RETARDED I MOSREAD

spookSymphony

eli's gay as fuck

true

YES IK MY BF IS GAY

THATS NOT MY FAILT

FAULT

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HA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOWS THAT FEEL

HUH

mal

THATS NOT MY FAILT

UR FUELING INTO IT

mal

YES IK MY BF IS GAY

I could change that

Jakoscha11

I could change that

girl huh????

Jakoscha11

I could change that

woah wat

DaRey1Cray

WAT

HA

TAKE THAT YOU GAY BITCH

mal im reporting u to matty daddy

Jakoscha11

I could change that

It's funny how hard you try

mal

girl huh????

If you want to, ofc.

mal

TAKE THAT YOU GAY BITCH

SAYS THE ONE DATING A TWINK

spookSymphony

It's funny how hard you try

I'm just playing. I'm bored, yk

DaRey1Cray

mal im reporting u to matty daddy

ethan said the n word we could get him banned for that lmao

Jakoscha11

If you want to, ofc.

what to what 😭🙏

I could get all the mod team banned besides you two rn

spookSymphony

ethan said the n word we could get him banned for that lmao

uh o

DaRey1Cray

mal im reporting u to matty daddy

ILL REPORT YOU FIRST

DaRey1Cray

SAYS THE ONE DATING A TWINK

IM NOT A TWINK

Jakoscha11

I'm just playing. I'm bored, yk

that's what they ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL say

mal

ILL REPORT YOU FIRST

I made YOU A MOD GNG

DaRey1Cray

SAYS THE ONE DATING A TWINK

UH NO JAKE IS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TY BERY MUCJ

spookSymphony

IM NOT A TWINK

uhhhhh huhhhhhhhhhhh

VERY MUCH*

mal

what to what 😭🙏

I could change the fact that your boyfriend is gay

mal

UH NO JAKE IS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TY BERY MUCJ

A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TWINK YES I AGREE

Jakoscha11

I could change the fact that your boyfriend is gay

do you have a potion to make jake not gay

spookSymphony

that's what they ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL say

Well then it must be true

Jakoscha11

I could change the fact that your boyfriend is gay

are you going to chop off my penis

mal

do you have a potion to make jake not gay

No

DaRey1Cray

A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TWINK YES I AGREE

A WONDERFUL AMAZING NOT TWINK

spookSymphony

are you going to chop off my penis

Good god no!

oh he's going to chop off my penis isn't he

Jakoscha11

No

then you can’t make my bf not gay

mal

then you can’t make my bf not gay

I can.

Jakoscha11

I can.

no you can’t.

Jakoscha11

Yes I can

no you can’t gng 😭🙏

mal

no you can’t gng 😭🙏

I can

DaRey1Cray

IM HOVERING

THATS AN INVALID REASON

Jakoscha11

I can

bruh

😭

spookSymphony

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

yes I would twink

DaRey1Cray

yes I would twink

didn't you say yours was 6.6 like ruby's

DaRey1Cray

is it like 6-7 inches?

Idk

DaRey1Cray

is it like 6-7 inches?

67777777777777777777777

spookSymphony

didn't you say yours was 6.6 like ruby's

yh and im only 14

It's exactly 6 feet and 7 inches hope that helps

DaRey1Cray

by his age ima be PACKING

unless you get your tip shaved off in a freak belt-sander accident

jakers

i love you!

spookSymphony

unless you get your tip shaved off in a freak belt-sander accident

hm oddly specific

spookSymphony

I love you too!!!!!!!!

<3

Jakoscha11

Bye

bye..

it’s not gay smj

*smh

nuh uh

you have no proof this is gay

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Go to hoco with your talking stage

cant bro im grounded

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Go to hoco with your talking stage

yeah rey do it

do it do it do it

DaRey1Cray

cant bro im grounded

sneak out sneak out sneak out

worst time to be grounded bro

spookSymphony

sneak out sneak out sneak out

jump out the window

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lmfao

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Ah your cooked

yep

smhsmhsmh

spookSymphony

sneak out sneak out sneak out

yeah

my parents will beat the living shit out of me

DaRey1Cray

my parents will beat the living shit out of me

only if you get caught ☝️

spookSymphony

you're grounded for the grade right?

yep

mal

only if you get caught ☝️

life360 bro

DaRey1Cray

life360 bro

oh stop that’s retarded

i hate life360

spookSymphony

ditch the phone

mmm true

mal

i hate life360

actually idrc cus i don’t have a life

I GOTTA TALK TO MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS LMAO

LMFAO CAN YOU NOT JS DELETE IT???

spookSymphony

locked the fuck up bro

mine too 😭

mal

LMFAO CAN YOU NOT JS DELETE IT???

I COULD BUT THEN MY OVERBEARING PARENTS WOULD FLIP TF OUT

I CAN'T AFFORD TO DAMAGE OUR RELATIONSHIP

stop that’s so real

wait hollon jake do ur parents know abt ur history of E-dating

lmao loser

mine don’t

my very long history

spookSymphony

OK STORY TIME

oo story time

AND MY SISTER WANTED TO FOLLOW MY PINTEREST SO I SENT IT TO HER

oh this lmfao

boo 👻

muahahahahaha

AND IM DESPERATELY TRYING TO BE LIKE "NO NO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE WAS FOLLOWING ME THIS IS A DIFFERENT GIRL"

BRO IF MY PARENTS FOUND OUT ABT ANY OF THIS SHIT

DUDE ID BE DEAD

spookSymphony

IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF

THATS CRAZY

mal

BRO IF MY PARENTS FOUND OUT ABT ANY OF THIS SHIT

dude we're all just walking on a super thin wire here

smhsmh i’m way better

I don't think anyone on this site doesn't have the threat of their parents finding out lurking on their back

spookSymphony

dude we're all just walking on a super thin wire here

dude they’re so strict abt online stuff like id be DEAD.

like idk if i’d ever see the light of day again

which is why i left the site like a year ago 😭😭😭

mal

dude they’re so strict abt online stuff like id be DEAD.

smh how DARE you

mal

like idk if i’d ever see the light of day again

dw it happened to me TWICE

GOSH DAMN

NO LIKE MY DAD

HE GETS FUCKING MAD

LIKE

IN 8TH GRADE I LOST MY PHONE FOR OVER A YEAR CUS I WAS SWEARING

AND THEY BANNED MY FROM TALKING TO MY BSF FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

SO NOW WE TALK IN SECRET

spookSymphony

HOW DARE YOU

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

THEYRE LIKE KINDA INSANE SOMETIMES

instead of NNN I'm doing no swear november

LIKE I LOVE THEM BUT THEY GOTTA CHILL A LITTLE BIT

spookSymphony

instead of NNN I'm doing no swear november

i could not im so bad lmao

mal

LIKE I LOVE THEM BUT THEY GOTTA CHILL A LITTLE BIT

Yeah I can see where they're coming from lmao but parents tend to go overboard

mal

i could not im so bad lmao

im committing to it

spookSymphony

Yeah I can see where they're coming from lmao but parents tend to go overboard

yeah no them being upset n shit def makes sense the punishment is js a lot sometimes 😭😭

spookSymphony

im committing to it

OKAY!

I GAYANNI DIHMENEZ WILL NOT SWEAR ONLINE OR IRL

LMAO OK

i put hot sauce on my eggs today

so yummy

this shit

best hot sauce ever

lmao i js turned around and grabbed it from my fridge cus it right behind me

YOU LITERALLY JUST GET PERFECTER AND PERFECTER

spookSymphony

I LOVE YOU OH MY GOSH

I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO

spookSymphony

YOU LITERALLY JUST GET PERFECTER AND PERFECTER

NO YOU 🤭🤭🤭🤭

La reina payaso

Lathinal had made me very upset.

what happened

La reina payaso

Lathinal had made me very upset.

has just*

spookSymphony

EASY 2ND

FUCK YES

spookSymphony

GOSH DAMN YOU'RE PERFECT

YOURE PERFECTER

I FUCKING LOOOOOVE YOUUUUU

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA BE MY WIFE ONE DAY THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER

IKIKIK IM STILL TRYNA WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT

mal

what happened

i asked him hours ago to watch a movie with me and he kept pushing it back adn wehn he finnialy got around to it he just ignored me completly and the movie and i just want to spend time with him

La reina payaso

i asked him hours ago to watch a movie with me and he kept pushing it back adn wehn he finnialy got around to it he just ignored me completly and the movie and i just want to spend time with him

aw damn i’m sorry

La reina payaso

i asked him hours ago to watch a movie with me and he kept pushing it back adn wehn he finnialy got around to it he just ignored me completly and the movie and i just want to spend time with him

didn't you meet him on reddit

mal

this shit

omg you can see my slightly deformed pinky that’s funny

aweeee

it’s chubby at the bottom

looks like it had too many donuts

or too much cookie dough

i think my lips may be more kissable than my pinky

yay okay <3

aw damn

i get that