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    • hi fucking hello

    i js discovered i can sing adele

    @eh, where is a place i can call people and stream my device

    Ooh, you wanna share your amazing voice! 🎤💖 You could try apps like Discord or Twitch, they're super popular for streaming and chatting with pals! 🎶✨🐹

    i didnt know i could do that

    omg twinsies

    some songs atleast

    shes not easy

    i bet youd sound great broo

    i sounded okay

    im trying to watch dirty danceing with lathanial

    it was my first time singing a song like that tho

    K!ttyy

    im trying to watch dirty danceing with lathanial

    ..why

    mal♡

    ..why

    he said i get the choice of three movies

    and dirty danceing is one

    i like the movie

    its pg 13 we good

    js a very random choice

    i just thought baout it today and wanted to watch it

    so ofc i dragged someone along

    im aslo going to make him watch mean girls

    and legally blond

    those are incredible movies

    (hes not very happy w/ my choices

    mal♡

    those are incredible movies

    IKR

    those are on my list of movies im making jake watch

    he said i get three movies and he groaned at all of them

    Explain Hamster

    Ooh, you wanna share your amazing voice! 🎤💖 You could try apps like Discord or Twitch, they're super popular for streaming and chatting with pals! 🎶✨🐹

    neither of those work, i need a website

    Oh no! 😟 My little hamster brain sometimes jumps to apps! For a website where you can call people and share your screen, you could try Google Meet, Zoom's web client, or Jitsi Meet! They are super web-friendly! 💻✨🐹

    those wont work

    Oh no, still not quite right? 🥺 That's tricky! How about Skype for Web or Whereby? They're super web-friendly for chatting and sharing! Fingers crossed these work, sweetie! 🤞💖🐹

    mal♡

    those are on my list of movies im making jake watch

    muahahaha

    holy shit why is that so big

    mal♡

    muahahaha

    W

    what dose tws mean

    thats what she said

    Explain Hamster

    Oh no, still not quite right? 🥺 That's tricky! How about Skype for Web or Whereby? They're super web-friendly for chatting and sharing! Fingers crossed these work, sweetie! 🤞💖🐹

    i need more

    Oh no! 😟 More ideas, coming right up! How about Microsoft Teams (web version) or Google Chat (also web-based)? They're great for connecting and sharing screens too! I hope one of these is just perfect for you! ✨🌟🐹

    i wanted to make him watch clueless

    but its not free on adds with youtube </3

    Explain Hamster

    Oh no! 😟 More ideas, coming right up! How about Microsoft Teams (web version) or Google Chat (also web-based)? They're great for connecting and sharing screens too! I hope one of these is just perfect for you! ✨🌟🐹

    i need a site, something like kmeet where you can stream and call i cant download anything

    Oh no, still looking for that perfect spot? 🥺 Don't you worry, little friend! How about Talky.io or 8x8 Meet? They're super web-friendly and let you stream and chat right from your browser, no downloads needed! I hope one of these is just right! 🤞💖🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh no! 😟 More ideas, coming right up! How about Microsoft Teams (web version) or Google Chat (also web-based)? They're great for connecting and sharing screens too! I hope one of these is just perfect for you! ✨🌟🐹

    Write a RAP about how Gayroin Monkey SUCKS

    Oh dear! 😔 As a helpful little hamster, I can't write things that might be mean or hurt someone's feelings. My job is to be kind and cute! ✨💖🐹

    Explain Hamster

    Oh no, still looking for that perfect spot? 🥺 Don't you worry, little friend! How about Talky.io or 8x8 Meet? They're super web-friendly and let you stream and chat right from your browser, no downloads needed! I hope one of these is just right! 🤞💖🐹

    on click up (8x8 - can you stream

    Oh yes, sweetie! 8x8 Meet is super great for sharing your screen and even live streaming! You can share your desktop, a specific window, or even a browser tab so everyone can see what you're up to. And if you want to reach a really big audience, you can even live stream your meeting to YouTube! How cool is that? ✨💖🐹

    yayayayayay thank you

    Yay! You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help! 🥰💖🐹

    can the people on the screen hear the screens aduio of witch they are watching?

    Oh, good question, sweetie! 🧐 Yes, when you share your screen on 8x8 Meet, you can absolutely choose to share the audio from that screen too! So everyone can hear all the wonderful sounds from what you're watching! 🔊✨💖🐹

    what about on talky?

    Oh, another super good question, sweetie! 🤔 For Talky.io, it's usually more focused on video and voice chat, so sharing system audio directly from your screen isn't a standard feature like it is in some other platforms. You might need to use a workaround, like sharing your microphone near your speakers, but that can sometimes be a bit tricky! 🎶💖🐹

    what are some platfrosm where i can share screen and aduio like 8x8

    Oh, you want more super cool options like 8x8 Meet, sweetie! 🤩 You could also try Google Meet and Zoom's web client! They're both super good at letting you share your screen with all the yummy audio included, right from your browser! ✨🔊💖🐹

    those wont work

    Oh no, still not quite right, sweetie? 🥺 That's super tricky! How about checking out Webex Meetings (they have a web-friendly version!) or maybe Zoho Meeting? They're usually great for sharing your screen with all the lovely audio! ✨💖🐹

    You are so very welcome, sweetie! So happy I could help you find what you need! 🥰💖🐹

    where is a place where i can stream movies and shows for free

    Aww, sweetie! You're looking for free movies and shows? That's so much fun! 🎬💖 You could try places like Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle! They all have tons of free movies and TV shows, and you can watch them right in your browser! Just know they usually have some ads to keep them free. Happy watching, little friend! ✨🍿🐹

    what's a website with every movie or show and everything for free

    Oh dear, sweetie! 🥺 A website with absolutely every movie and show ever made, all for free, sounds like a dream! 🌟 But sadly, that's usually not how it works in the real world. Most movies and shows are protected by special rules to make sure the creators get paid for their wonderful work! 💖

    Legal places like Tubi, Plex, Pluto TV, or Crackle offer lots of free stuff with ads, but they don't have *everything*. Websites that claim to have every single movie and show for free usually aren't doing it in a way that supports the creators, and that's not something a little hamster can help with! 😔 We wanna be good little citizens of the internet! ✨🎥🐹

    whitch of those are completly free

    Oh, sweetie! 🥰 All those ones I mentioned, Tubi TV, Plex, Pluto TV, and Crackle, are *completely* free to watch! You don't need to pay anything to sign up or watch their movies and shows. They just have a few little ads sprinkled in to keep the fun going for free! ✨🍿💖🐹

    what are some more? none of those have what i want ):

    Oh no, still not finding that perfect movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't you worry, my little friend! How about checking out Freevee (it used to be IMDb TV!), or The Roku Channel (you don't need a Roku device to watch!). They also have lots of free movies and shows with ads! I hope one of these has just what you're looking for! ✨🍿💖🐹

    Oh no, still searching for that super special movie, sweetie? 🥺 Don't give up hope! How about checking out Vudu's Free Movies & TV section or even Redbox Free Live TV? They're full of free content with ads too! Fingers crossed one of these has your treasure! 🤞💖🐹

    Oh no, still no luck finding your perfect movie, sweetie? 😔 My little hamster heart is working super hard to think of more! How about Kanopy (if your library offers it, it's free with your library card!) or Hoopla Digital (also free with a library card!)? They have really special collections! ✨📚💖🐹

    Oh no, sweetie! 😔 My little hamster heart is a bit sad that we haven't found your movie yet! Sometimes, some super special movies are just a little tricky to find for free. But don't you worry, your little hamster friend is sending you the biggest virtual hug! 🤗💖🐹

    hey explain hamster

    Oh, hello there, sweetie! 👋 It's me, Explain Hamster! So happy to see you! ✨💖🐹

    lathenail is doing the dishes

    im doing makeup lmao

    i brought some makeup here but eh

    can u tell gianni

    to tell aiden

    to get on

    coroom

    mal♡

    im doing makeup lmao

    Same girly pop. My bf is currently doing my makeup lmao, he's putting glitter on my asshole to mask the shit crust (I let it crust)

    αmy

    to tell aiden

    TELL THAT FUCKER AIDEN TO GET ON YOURSELF

    αmy

    can u tell gianni

    yeah but hes eating dinner rn

    so idk how long til he responds

    It's always like "malllll, jake, plsssss get aiden on plssss lemme suck ur dick"

    Anonymous

    It's always like "malllll, jake, plsssss get aiden on plssss lemme suck ur dick"

    stfu and leave amy alone

    you littearly spend your life doing this

    meanwhile she has a life

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Hey.

    Wsg shitbreath

    K!ttyy

    you littearly spend your life doing this

    Uh I dont know who ur referring to but im sure as hell it aint me

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Hey.

    who are you

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Who the fuck is this

    Your owner bitch, walk on all fours for me

    Garchita

    i’m here

    aiden

    mal♡

    who are you

    Jakoscha11, alias Jako from the german website

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Jakoscha11, alias Jako from the german website

    hi welcome

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Jakoscha11, alias Jako from the german website

    okok hi

    Anonymous

    It's always like "malllll, jake, plsssss get aiden on plssss lemme suck ur dick"

    hi anon you're awesome

    do we have a doc that just us

    I wish I knew who you were

    K!ttyy

    do we have a doc that just us

    no we dont

    you remind me of an old pal

    Anonymous

    Jako wash that ass ho

    Why, do you want to get in you gay asshole?

    Anonymous

    you remind me of an old pal

    Who in particular

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Why, do you want to get in you gay asshole?

    Yeah no

    Anonymous

    dagger & co.

    whos co

    you're an asshole but it's actually fun and funny

    this is why you need to read charles

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Why, do you want to get in you gay asshole?

    haha nice one

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Good

    I'm kidding! Let me slide in that ass

    That big stinky ass of yours

    Anonymous

    this is why you need to read charles

    huh?

    K!ttyy

    huh?

    YOU. NEED. TO. READ. BOOKS.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I hate this place

    why lmao

    i do read books...

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I hate this place

    we're trying to reform it

    Anonymous

    you're an asshole but it's actually fun and funny

    Yeah glaze me like a good boy

    K!ttyy

    i do read books...

    EDUCATIONAL BOOKS THAT MAKE YOUR BRAIN WORK

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    Anonymous

    EDUCATIONAL BOOKS THAT MAKE YOUR BRAIN WORK

    i read books on physiology..

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    Saw that, LOVE IT POOKIE

    jake are you being gay

    Excuse moi... GOH FUCK YOU ANON, GO BACK INTO THE HOLE OF HELL YOU CAME OUT. CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DADDY SATAN. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN! AND DONT TELL ME NOW I CANT SEE YOUR FACE, LET THAT BE MY FUCKING PROBLEM

    K!ttyy

    i read books on physiology..

    OH YEAH? NAME ALL PHYSICAL TRAITS OF THE HUMAN BODY.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Excuse moi... GOH FUCK YOU ANON, GO BACK INTO THE HOLE OF HELL YOU CAME OUT. CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DADDY SATAN. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN! AND DONT TELL ME NOW I CANT SEE YOUR FACE, LET THAT BE MY FUCKING PROBLEM

    YESSIR YOU TELL HIM

    Anonymous

    OH YEAH? NAME ALL PHYSICAL TRAITS OF THE HUMAN BODY.

    i meant phsycology

    mal♡

    jake are you being gay

    no

    K!ttyy

    i meant phsycology

    OH YEAH? NAME EVERY NEURON

    jake im not in the mood rn

    Anonymous

    OH YEAH? NAME EVERY NEURON

    Neuron 1. Neuron 2. My brain thanks you for being here.

    Charlie what do you know about Dr. Harry Harlow and his monkey experiments

    Charlie tell me about the motor cortex

    Anonymous

    Charlie what do you know about Dr. Harry Harlow and his monkey experiments

    There were monkeys encolced

    i studys freuds thery of dreams.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Excuse moi... GOH FUCK YOU ANON, GO BACK INTO THE HOLE OF HELL YOU CAME OUT. CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DADDY SATAN. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE EVER AGAIN! AND DONT TELL ME NOW I CANT SEE YOUR FACE, LET THAT BE MY FUCKING PROBLEM

    Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

    Anonymous

    Charlie tell me about the motor cortex

    Something that spinns

    K!ttyy

    i studys freuds thery of dreams.

    study freud's theory about people wanting to fuck their moms

    Anonymous

    Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

    Yeah, love you.❤️ Now fuckoff

    Anonymous

    Aw this is pretty cute <3 you wrote a whole love letter to me... love you too bae

    youre fucking hilarious lmao

    charlie tell me about psychoanalytical psychology

    Anonymous

    study freud's theory about people wanting to fuck their moms

    ..... i act know about that....

    K!ttyy

    jake im not in the mood rn

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    K!ttyy

    ..... i act know about that....

    charlie tell me the difference between classical and operant conditioning

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Yeah, love you.❤️ Now fuckoff

    Mmmm so now would you let me fuck?

    Anonymous

    charlie tell me the difference between classical and operant conditioning

    One is classic, the others not.

    K!ttyy

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    im not in a good modd rn and im very irritable

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    One is classic, the others not.

    I love how blunt you are

    Anonymous

    Mmmm so now would you let me fuck?

    Your mom? Yeah, I'll let you do that

    K!ttyy

    im not in a good modd rn and im very irritable

    hi very ittitable I'm Jake

    Anonymous

    I love how blunt you are

    I'm just saying the obvious things.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Your mom? Yeah, I'll let you do that

    No, I mean you ho

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I'm just saying the obvious things.

    it's very funny keep doing it

    Anonymous

    hi very ittitable I'm Jake

    ittitable is crazy

    mal♡

    ittitable is crazy

    ittitatle

    Anonymous

    ittitatle

    ittititittablelelele

    Anonymous
    Image

    wow thats hilarious.

    im laughing so hard.

    im concentrated on my makeu

    Anonymous

    Same girly pop. My bf is currently doing my makeup lmao, he's putting glitter on my asshole to mask the shit crust (I let it crust)

    wow ur so funny!

    so tuff

    it doesnt look good tn

    gianni

    Anonymous

    Same girly pop. My bf is currently doing my makeup lmao, he's putting glitter on my asshole to mask the shit crust (I let it crust)

    DAGGER JR IS IT YOU?

    these people are making me mad on xbox

    mal♡

    mbmbmb

    monkeybeansmonkeybeansmonkeybeans

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Wait, Jr?

    yeah there was a 2nd dagger named dagger jr

    K!ttyy

    these people are making me mad on xbox

    like his game sound is louder then him

    i look dumb.

    and hes so quiet

    wait ugh gianni I needa like

    theres an echo

    stupid ass people

    I needa pass a message on to aiden but like

    blah blah blah

    αmy

    I needa pass a message on to aiden but like

    le sign

    I dint have access to anything

    Anonymous

    what are ass people

    jake.

    αmy

    I dint have access to anything

    email me

    that either

    laptop

    you cant go to mail.google.com

    blocked

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    People... With asses?

    I suppose so

    its importan

    and I suppose not something that can be shared here?

    Anonymous

    and I suppose not something that can be shared here?

    yea

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I think, we should establish a greater german Reich

    4th reich incoming get ready guys

    Anonymous

    and I suppose not something that can be shared here?

    Oh, but I love information I shouldnt know

    we're going to war again

    okay then

    you're the coolest german to come to this side of the site ngl

    mal♡

    amyy

    hii mal

    Anonymous

    lmaooo

    dude I'm serious

    we had a war with schlechtewitze cause some users here were calling them nazis and then German mods were abusing power and there was a huge rift in cultural and social ideals

    its important

    αmy

    hii mal

    hii hru

    and both sides were hellbent on extermination

    mal♡

    hii hru

    terrible

    its ok

    why js ok?

    amy just go to some random joke or smth and i'll copy the message rq lmao

    Anonymous

    we had a war with schlechtewitze cause some users here were calling them nazis and then German mods were abusing power and there was a huge rift in cultural and social ideals

    Yeah... Fcking Nazis. Can't do anything right these days

    here I'll give you a hint

    Anonymous

    amy just go to some random joke or smth and i'll copy the message rq lmao

    dude then everyone else would be there too

    αmy

    why js ok?

    well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

    jack and jill went up the hill

    mal♡

    well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

    and im js tired and mad at my friend

    mal♡

    well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

    shut up no it doesnt

    mal♡

    well i js wasted like 30 mins on halloween makeup that looks bad lmao

    INCORRECT

    it looks rlly bad

    my scarecrow look was way better

    ITS YOU IT LITERALLY CANNOT POSSIBLY LOOK BAD

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    Anonymous

    jack and jill went up the hill

    I know what ur referring to but I cant find it so

    got too cocky after my scarecrow look

    group suicide

    αmy

    I know what ur referring to but I cant find it so

    NO

    Comment deleted

    dude its not even bad

    SEARCH JACK AND JILL AND YOU'LL FIND IT

    Comment deleted

    PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD

    αmy

    dude its not even bad

    i covered the bad parts

    i did a rlly cute look last night tho

    im tryna do a halloween look everyday this month

    Comment deleted

    Ist that a vibrator in the background on your bed? (I pay attention to details)

    Anonymous

    PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD

    muahahaha i love you

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Ist that a vibrator in the background on your bed? (I pay attention to details)

    huh???? no???

    mal♡

    muahahaha i love you

    I love you too <333

    thats not even my bed its my couch

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Ist that a vibrator in the background on your bed? (I pay attention to details)

    LMFAO THE PARENTHETICAL 😭

    mal♡

    thats not even my bed its my couch

    Same thing. A shaver?

    i have random razors laying around

    mal♡

    i have random razors laying around

    Then this. But trust me, somewhere will be a vibrator

    Anonymous

    and those EYES

    YOUR eyes 😍

    there's like

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Then this. But trust me, somewhere will be a vibrator

    huh

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    amisoft?

    idk, are you? 😏

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I see it in your eyes

    that i have a vibrator...?

    mal♡

    YOUR eyes 😍

    YOURS are beautiful <3

    Anonymous

    idk, are you? 😏

    Uhm... Ig I'm soft, when you ignore my bones.

    Anonymous

    YOURS are beautiful <3

    YOURS are literally the definition of gorgeous

    mal♡

    YOURS are literally the definition of gorgeous

    WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Yes

    lmao oki doki artichoki

    Anonymous

    WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG

    im never wrong.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I see it in your eyes

    in her eyes I see all the beauty in the universe 🤭

    i wanna redo my scarecrow look

    it was so fun

    i dont have a vibrator

    Anonymous

    in her eyes I see all the beauty in the universe 🤭

    I just see eyes, but whatever you do for drugs.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I just see eyes, but whatever you do for drugs.

    and thats on period cus theyre JUST EYES

    NORMAL BROWN EYES

    mal♡

    NORMAL BROWN EYES

    Wait, now I need to revisit the photo

    YOURS ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Wait, now I need to revisit the photo

    Yeah, there's some kind of sadness to it. But thats it.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Wait, now I need to revisit the photo

    its gone lmao muahaha

    Anonymous

    YOURS ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

    So currently it's me and mal, the realists, against you, the fantasist.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    So currently it's me and mal, the realists, against you, the fantasist.

    oh she's fantastic alright

    Anonymous

    oh she's fantastic alright

    im very fantastic

    better than fantastic mr fox

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I believe you. But the eyes are eyes man

    they're the most wonderful eyes I've had the pleasure of staring into

    mal♡

    better than fantastic mr fox

    he's a close second

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    And has strong selflove, I see.

    only sometimes

    depends on my mood

    um well now im not so sure lmfao

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Yeah, there's some kind of sadness to it. But thats it.

    my eyes are sad??

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    How... Sad. Well, it's your problem, not mine

    ok..

    guys i dont like the german guy anymore

    Anonymous

    guys i dont like the german guy anymore

    😭

    Anonymous

    guys i dont like the german guy anymore

    PAHAAHHA. Don't be mad at me. I'm just playing, yk?

    lmao you all laugh in the funniest ways over there

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    A little bit

    ppl always tell me that wtf 😭

    #StayAtHome used to laugh like "PQWSQEFTRYUPQ"

    Anonymous

    lmao you all laugh in the funniest ways over there

    DEUTSCHES LACHEN IST DAS BESTE

    Anonymous

    #StayAtHome used to laugh like "PQWSQEFTRYUPQ"

    Yeah, that fucker is gone now.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Yeah, that fucker is gone now.

    I still talk to her occasionally

    Anonymous

    I still talk to her occasionally

    So she's still alive?!

    Anonymous

    I'll tell her that :)

    awee

    And is hardly ever active on disc

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Oh, so you speak german?

    like a very tiny bit

    She's had it pretty rough lately

    i took it for 2 years

    but it didnt rlly stick much

    Anonymous

    She's had it pretty rough lately

    aw

    mal♡

    but it didnt rlly stick much

    Wie schade... Wäre sicherlich schön gewesen

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    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Wie schade... Wäre sicherlich schön gewesen

    ich kann..smalltalk machen??? mein deutsch ist nich gut lmao

    holy shit I can understand this

    i don't speak german tho

    Anonymous

    holy shit I can understand this

    aw meine liebe <3

    alles dein, Liebling <33

    First step to the convertion of the english site to german territory went succesful

    Anonymous

    alles dein, Liebling <33

    aw <3333

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    First step to the convertion of the english site to german territory went succesful

    lmao

    you're like german dagger this is so funny

    guys i cant take my makeup off

    cus i hear my dad walking around

    and i dont want him to see it cus im embarrassed

    Anonymous

    you're like german dagger this is so funny

    *zückt Dolch* Leben und sterben sind die Prinzipien der Natur

    mal♡

    and i dont want him to see it cus im embarrassed

    Oh don't be. He will be it for you!

    mal♡

    and i dont want him to see it cus im embarrassed

    IT LOOKS GOOD THOUGH

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    *zückt Dolch* Leben und sterben sind die Prinzipien der Natur

    uh..sehr schön..?

    mal♡

    guys i cant take my makeup off

    Scratch it off. With a knife.

    tuff guy over here

    Anonymous

    IT LOOKS GOOD THOUGH

    NOT COMPARED TO MY SCARECROW

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Scratch it off. With a knife.

    so um

    mal♡

    uh..sehr schön..?

    Oh, you understood that? How... Surprising.

    that would be paiful

    german dagger tryna be edgy

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Oh, you understood that? How... Surprising.

    yeah..

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    mal♡

    NOT COMPARED TO MY SCARECROW

    You compare apples with bananas there

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    You compare apples with bananas there

    im comparing technique, accuracy, and cleanliness of my lines

    mal♡

    im comparing technique, accuracy, and cleanliness of my lines

    my scarecrow look was cleaner

    mal♡

    im comparing technique, accuracy, and cleanliness of my lines

    Lines of your body or your make up?

    ....makeup....

    Anonymous

    you're not tough

    Ik. I'm just saying what goes through my brain

    you seem below the age of 15 am I right?

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Gott, verdammte Amis

    damn nazis

    Anonymous

    you seem below the age of 15 am I right?

    You are indeed

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Gott, verdammte Amis

    hey.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    You are indeed

    case in point

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    You are indeed

    how old are you?

    ok that gives 14 possible ages

    thats unhelpful

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    How else? Shall I call you milady or what?

    um miss is fine..

    he talks too sophisticatedly to be 12 or below

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    How else? Shall I call you milady or what?

    *m'lady

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    14

    I was getting to that

    Anonymous

    *m'lady

    malady

    whys it so long

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Both are correct. :)

    fair

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    French...

    thats true french is oddly lengthy

    so are a lot of foreign languages tho

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Mademoiselle.

    I can never hear that without thinking of the alvin and the chipmunks squeakuel

    alvin was peak bro

    me and my cousins did a hear me out cake this summer and simon was on it for me lmfao

    mal♡

    so are a lot of foreign languages tho

    Oh nein, Deutsch ist da sehr gut. Man spricht wie mans schreibt

    mal♡

    me and my cousins did a hear me out cake this summer and simon was on it for me lmfao

    alvin is my sister's 😭

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Oh nein, Deutsch ist da sehr gut. Man spricht wie mans schreibt

    ja aber ich kann nicht deutsch sprechen

    und meine grammatik ist nich gut lmao

    Anonymous

    alvin is my sister's 😭

    lmaoooo

    mal♡

    ja aber ich kann nicht deutsch sprechen

    Lerne es. Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts wecke muss es wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen

    poor theodore being left out

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Lerne es. Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts wecke muss es wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen

    interessant

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Oh, but itbis

    thanks lmao

    mal♡

    poor theodore being left out

    ikr

    Anonymous

    ikr

    hes like...the cute younger bro tho

    yk what i mean

    smh tryna practice that lauren daigle song like my singing teacher said to and its hurting my throat

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    mal♡

    smh tryna practice that lauren daigle song like my singing teacher said to and its hurting my throat

    awwww

    oh yeah now pretend to be that sweet supportive not gay bf

    sure sure sure

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Everyday you learn something new

    HA BRO'S A REDDITOR IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

    im totally buying iy

    mal♡

    oh yeah now pretend to be that sweet supportive not gay bf

    hey i pride myself on being sweet and supportive smh smh

    Anonymous

    HA BRO'S A REDDITOR IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

    learned everything he knows from those aita posts

    Anonymous

    hey i pride myself on being sweet and supportive smh smh

    youre very sweet and supportive and i love you <3

    isamy still here

    yes but in a different chat faps

    she's kind of preoccupied rn

    but I can let her know if you want

    Anonymous

    HA BRO'S A REDDITOR IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

    Oh, actually I'm a conspiracist

    Flappy.

    oh well

    aiden stuff's happening

    Anonymous

    but I can let her know if you want

    no not important

    mal♡

    hey flappy!

    ok nvm ig.

    mal♡

    ok nvm ig.

    she's a little autistic it's okay

    Anonymous

    take a message for her?

    lmao youre basically an answering machine

    i literally am it's awful

    Anonymous

    she's a little autistic it's okay

    smh js got ignored smhsmhsmh

    Anonymous

    i literally am it's awful

    then js

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    14

    type shit im 14 too gng wsg

    R3Y

    type shit im 14 too gng wsg

    ahc aid. Understood that? Yeah, me neither.

    R3Y

    type shit im 14 too gng wsg

    DaGay1Cray what's up lil bro

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    ahc aid. Understood that? Yeah, me neither.

    wat

    mal♡

    no

    im too nice for that

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    ahc aid. Understood that? Yeah, me neither.

    "type shit I am 14 too gang what is good"

    Anonymous

    DaGay1Cray what's up lil bro

    GAYANNI DIHMENEZZ WSPPPP

    Anonymous

    im too nice for that

    my default is “if you have a problem then talk to them yourself”

    Anonymous

    "type shit I am 14 too gang what is good"

    Very well, thank you, my north american friend

    cn u undstnd wht im syng??

    R3Y

    cn u undstnd wht im syng??

    he’s german gng

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Hardly

    nah I was just playing lmao

    Ill speak normally

    ish for rn

    js tried to take off my makeup with a dry paper towel and now my face burns

    R3Y

    Ill speak normally

    Wonderful, that you're capable to do that

    R3Y

    cn u undstnd wht im syng??

    cn ndsnd wht m syng

    mal♡

    he’s german gng

    mf vro dint no he ws

    mal♡

    js tried to take off my makeup with a dry paper towel and now my face burns

    What did you expect?

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Wonderful, that you're capable to do that

    wndrfl tht yr cpbl t d tht

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    What did you expect?

    idk for my makeup to come off??

    mal♡

    idk for my makeup to come off??

    idk fr my mkp t cm ff

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Wonderful, that you're capable to do that

    yep

    Anonymous

    idk fr my mkp t cm ff

    don’t even 😭😭

    mal♡

    idk for my makeup to come off??

    But... With a blank... dry paper towel?

    it came off it js hurt

    mal♡

    don’t even 😭😭

    dnt vn

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I can feel your pain.

    i cn fl yr pn

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I can feel your pain.

    oh?

    Anonymous

    dnt vn

    😭😭😭😭😭

    yo jako

    is ur pfp a femboy with a hat I deadass cant tell

    ikr my pfp is tuff

    i look like i have a black eye cus my eyeshadow didn’t wanna come off fully

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    No you smoking pumpkin

    ur pfp looks like the 67 kid being all fancy n shit now

    mal♡

    i look like i have a black eye cus my eyeshadow didn’t wanna come off fully

    Just shadow everything else and nobody will notice

    lmao

    R3Y

    ur pfp looks like the 67 kid being all fancy n shit now

    I hate this 67 fuckery

    BOI WHAT U SAY ABT SIX SEVENNNN?????

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Just shadow everything else and nobody will notice

    😭

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I hate this 67 fuckery

    six seeevennnn

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    That its awful

    whats wrong with 67 bro

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    And I had faith in you

    oh?

    around like

    SIX SEVENNNNN

    sixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    six seven makes me wanna cum

    lowk

    im guessing same thing with you jako?

    not you GAYANNI DIHMENEZ

    R3Y

    im guessing same thing with you jako?

    Absolutely fucking nor

    Anonymous

    gayon

    not the first time I heard that lmao

    Anonymous

    idk your lst name

    gud

    its LONGGGG as ppl say

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Absolutely fucking nor

    bro why :(

    wait

    what about barbershop haircut?

    R3Y

    its LONGGGG as ppl say

    like wade's dih (in an alternate universe)

    Anonymous

    like wade's dih (in an alternate universe)

    guess we are in the alternate universe

    yeah I forgot it's 180 inches

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    THINK YOU RASCAL

    six seven?

    I gotta think six or seven times brb jako

    yes six seven in my ass how lovely

    six seven lowk a dickhead bro

    he hates ADRIAN

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Is there any one normal person here?

    me

    def yes :)

    Anonymous

    I'm normal 😔

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    First true thing out of your mouth

    oh buddy

    I got some crazy ass ss of jake bro

    Anonymous

    I'm normal 😔

    you’re abnormally wonderful

    hey i was being sweet.

    i love you too.

    gay

    mfs

    jake’s gay

    gayest mfs on the site right here

    mal♡

    jake’s gay

    nah u too

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    This is actually pretty straight

    really?

    R3Y

    nah u too

    girl how

    literally how

    Anonymous

    gayest mfs on the site right here

    classic slutty eli

    my lil slut butt

    mal♡

    literally how

    uh

    idrk

    lmfao ok gng

    you associating with Gayanni Dihmenez is gay tho

    i mean it's in his name

    can’t help being in love w a gay man 😔

    Comment deleted by R3Y

    SAW NUN

    Comment deleted

    FUH NAW

    LIAR LIAR

    HA YOURE SO GAY

    gianni text him to check it later

    the post

    thanks

    Comment deleted

    BITCH 2 CAN PLAY AY THIS GAME

    Comment deleted
    Comment deleted

    MY PFP IS FLUTTERSHY

    Comment deleted

    THATS SOOOOOOO GAY

    Comment deleted

    FAWKKKKK u mean

    mal♡

    MY PFP IS FLUTTERSHY

    WAIT IM RETARDED I MOSREAD

    Anonymous

    eli's gay as fuck

    true

    YES IK MY BF IS GAY

    THATS NOT MY FAILT

    Comment deleted

    HA

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOWS THAT FEEL

    mal♡

    THATS NOT MY FAILT

    UR FUELING INTO IT

    IM NOT GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Comment deleted

    WAT

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I could change that

    girl huh????

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I could change that

    woah wat

    TAKE THAT YOU GAY BITCH

    mal im reporting u to matty daddy

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I could change that

    It's funny how hard you try

    mal♡

    TAKE THAT YOU GAY BITCH

    SAYS THE ONE DATING A TWINK

    Anonymous

    It's funny how hard you try

    I'm just playing. I'm bored, yk

    R3Y

    mal im reporting u to matty daddy

    ethan said the n word we could get him banned for that lmao

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    If you want to, ofc.

    what to what 😭🙏

    I could get all the mod team banned besides you two rn

    Anonymous

    ethan said the n word we could get him banned for that lmao

    uh o

    R3Y

    mal im reporting u to matty daddy

    ILL REPORT YOU FIRST

    R3Y

    SAYS THE ONE DATING A TWINK

    IM NOT A TWINK

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I'm just playing. I'm bored, yk

    that's what they ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL say

    mal♡

    ILL REPORT YOU FIRST

    I made YOU A MOD GNG

    R3Y

    SAYS THE ONE DATING A TWINK

    UH NO JAKE IS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TY BERY MUCJ

    Anonymous

    IM NOT A TWINK

    uhhhhh huhhhhhhhhhhh

    mal♡

    what to what 😭🙏

    I could change the fact that your boyfriend is gay

    mal♡

    UH NO JAKE IS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TY BERY MUCJ

    A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TWINK YES I AGREE

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I could change the fact that your boyfriend is gay

    do you have a potion to make jake not gay

    Anonymous

    that's what they ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL say

    Well then it must be true

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I could change the fact that your boyfriend is gay

    are you going to chop off my penis

    R3Y

    A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING TWINK YES I AGREE

    A WONDERFUL AMAZING NOT TWINK

    oh he's going to chop off my penis isn't he

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    No

    then you can’t make my bf not gay

    no you can’t.

    IM HOVERING

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Yes I can

    no you can’t gng 😭🙏

    R3Y

    IM HOVERING

    THATS AN INVALID REASON

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I can

    bruh

    hey jako

    how big is it

    yk

    wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

    Anonymous

    wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

    yes I would twink

    is it like 6-7 inches?

    R3Y

    yes I would twink

    didn't you say yours was 6.6 like ruby's

    R3Y

    is it like 6-7 inches?

    67777777777777777777777

    Anonymous

    didn't you say yours was 6.6 like ruby's

    yh and im only 14

    by his age ima be PACKING

    It's exactly 6 feet and 7 inches hope that helps

    R3Y

    by his age ima be PACKING

    unless you get your tip shaved off in a freak belt-sander accident

    Anonymous

    unless you get your tip shaved off in a freak belt-sander accident

    hm oddly specific

    hmmmmmmmm

    bye

    Anonymous

    I love you too!!!!!!!!

    <3

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Bye

    bye..

    it’s not gay smj

    yeah fr

    gay

    you have no proof this is gay

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Go to hoco with your talking stage

    cant bro im grounded

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Go to hoco with your talking stage

    yeah rey do it

    for 1 MORE WEEK

    do it do it do it

    R3Y

    cant bro im grounded

    sneak out sneak out sneak out

    worst time to be grounded bro

    Anonymous

    sneak out sneak out sneak out

    jump out the window

    Comment deleted
    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Ah your cooked

    yep

    Anonymous

    sneak out sneak out sneak out

    yeah

    my parents will beat the living shit out of me

    yeah best to play it safe 😭

    you're grounded for the grade right?

    R3Y

    my parents will beat the living shit out of me

    only if you get caught ☝️

    Anonymous

    you're grounded for the grade right?

    yep

    mal♡

    only if you get caught ☝️

    life360 bro

    track me wherever I go

    R3Y

    life360 bro

    oh stop that’s retarded

    i hate life360

    Anonymous

    ditch the phone

    mmm true

    mal♡

    i hate life360

    actually idrc cus i don’t have a life

    I GOTTA TALK TO MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS LMAO

    Do you guys know about bark

    my phone has that shit too

    bark??

    LMFAO CAN YOU NOT JS DELETE IT???

    Anonymous

    locked the fuck up bro

    mine too 😭

    mal♡

    LMFAO CAN YOU NOT JS DELETE IT???

    I COULD BUT THEN MY OVERBEARING PARENTS WOULD FLIP TF OUT

    I LOWKEY NEED THEM STILL

    I CAN'T AFFORD TO DAMAGE OUR RELATIONSHIP

    stop that’s so real

    wait hollon jake do ur parents know abt ur history of E-dating

    fr?

    mine don’t

    my very long history

    Anonymous

    OK STORY TIME

    oo story time

    I WAS FACETIMING MY MOM AND SISTER

    AND MY SISTER WANTED TO FOLLOW MY PINTEREST SO I SENT IT TO HER

    AND SHE LOOKED AT MY ONE FOLLOWER

    oh this lmfao

    helll nawwwwww

    So my sister was like "who's mady?"

    "you're talking to that girl again?"

    muahahahahaha

    AND IM DESPERATELY TRYING TO BE LIKE "NO NO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE WAS FOLLOWING ME THIS IS A DIFFERENT GIRL"

    SHE'S STILL ON MY ASS ABOUT THAT

    BRO IF MY PARENTS FOUND OUT ABT ANY OF THIS SHIT

    IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF

    DUDE ID BE DEAD

    lmaooooo

    Anonymous

    IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF

    THATS CRAZY

    mal♡

    BRO IF MY PARENTS FOUND OUT ABT ANY OF THIS SHIT

    dude we're all just walking on a super thin wire here

    smhsmh i’m way better

    I don't think anyone on this site doesn't have the threat of their parents finding out lurking on their back

    Anonymous

    dude we're all just walking on a super thin wire here

    dude they’re so strict abt online stuff like id be DEAD.

    like idk if i’d ever see the light of day again

    which is why i left the site like a year ago 😭😭😭

    mal♡

    dude they’re so strict abt online stuff like id be DEAD.

    smh how DARE you

    mal♡

    like idk if i’d ever see the light of day again

    dw it happened to me TWICE

    and the second time was WAY worse

    NO LIKE MY DAD

    HE GETS FUCKING MAD

    IN 8TH GRADE I LOST MY PHONE FOR OVER A YEAR CUS I WAS SWEARING

    AND THEY BANNED MY FROM TALKING TO MY BSF FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

    SO NOW WE TALK IN SECRET

    Anonymous

    HOW DARE YOU

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

    THEYRE LIKE KINDA INSANE SOMETIMES

    instead of NNN I'm doing no swear november

    LIKE I LOVE THEM BUT THEY GOTTA CHILL A LITTLE BIT

    Anonymous

    instead of NNN I'm doing no swear november

    i could not im so bad lmao

    mal♡

    LIKE I LOVE THEM BUT THEY GOTTA CHILL A LITTLE BIT

    Yeah I can see where they're coming from lmao but parents tend to go overboard

    mal♡

    i could not im so bad lmao

    im committing to it

    Anonymous

    Yeah I can see where they're coming from lmao but parents tend to go overboard

    yeah no them being upset n shit def makes sense the punishment is js a lot sometimes 😭😭

    Anonymous

    im committing to it

    OKAY!

    I GAYANNI DIHMENEZ WILL NOT SWEAR ONLINE OR IRL

    FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF NOVEMBER

    IF I DO, I WILL DRINK HOT SAUCE

    i put hot sauce on my eggs today

    best hot sauce ever

    Lathinal had made me very upset.

    lmao i js turned around and grabbed it from my fridge cus it right behind me

    YOU LITERALLY JUST GET PERFECTER AND PERFECTER

    Anonymous

    I LOVE YOU OH MY GOSH

    I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO

    Anonymous

    YOU LITERALLY JUST GET PERFECTER AND PERFECTER

    NO YOU 🤭🤭🤭🤭

    mal♡

    this shit

    AND THE SRIRACHA IN THERE?

    K!ttyy

    Lathinal had made me very upset.

    what happened

    K!ttyy

    Lathinal had made me very upset.

    has just*

    GOSH DAMN YOU'RE PERFECT

    Anonymous

    EASY 2ND

    FUCK YES

    Anonymous

    GOSH DAMN YOU'RE PERFECT

    YOURE PERFECTER

    DUDE I FUCKING *LOVE* YOU

    I FUCKING LOOOOOVE YOUUUUU

    I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA BE MY WIFE ONE DAY THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER

    IKIKIK IM STILL TRYNA WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT

    mal♡

    what happened

    i asked him hours ago to watch a movie with me and he kept pushing it back adn wehn he finnialy got around to it he just ignored me completly and the movie and i just want to spend time with him

    aw damn i’m sorry

    K!ttyy

    i asked him hours ago to watch a movie with me and he kept pushing it back adn wehn he finnialy got around to it he just ignored me completly and the movie and i just want to spend time with him

    didn't you meet him on reddit

    yes jake i did

    were you hanging out with him irl

    mal♡

    this shit

    omg you can see my slightly deformed pinky that’s funny

    mal♡

    this shit

    it looks cute lemme kiss is

    it’s chubby at the bottom

    looks like it had too many donuts

    or too much cookie dough

    i think my lips may be more kissable than my pinky

    my mood swings have been really bad

    anxiety and shit

    DS

    FDS

    DS

    PENIS

    PENISS

    PENISSSS

    PENISSSSSSSSSSS