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hi

hru

fair

not rlly

aw ok

ooo

damn

byeee <3

yo cosmo you there

or amy

or anyone

hihi

bro this day

keeps getting worse

cus guess what

js

guess

not quite lmao

i was pulling out of my church to go to my dance class

and some dumbass waved me on to have my drive

and some other dumbass was speeding and hit me.

mal

and some other dumbass was speeding and hit me.

how bad

Cosmo the Intern

how bad

not too bad, the right side of my bumper is hanging off a little

and my side mirror is scuffed up

it was weird tho

yeah yeah we pulled into a parking lot like 100 feet ahead of us

like

an hour ago 😭

but the guy who owned the truck that hit me (his worker was driving it) came all like "officer officer if it possible to put in the report that it was ALL HER FAULT"

sir

breakingthesoundbarrier

Could u respond to my question on my post

just did

firstly you werent even there when it happened

and secondly like 2 seconds ago you were tryna coerce me and my parents into not calling the police

and i will GLADLY tell the officer that if you keep pulling this bs

mal

and secondly like 2 seconds ago you were tryna coerce me and my parents into not calling the police

that's actually illegal. You need to report a crash to the police.

yeah ik

thats what me n my dad said

and he got all annoyed and bitchy

were pretty sure hes like tryna hide sum

i wouldnt be surprised if his worker ran a red light cus the light on the right side of the road was red

so theres about a 90% chance the left side was also red cus theres not long after the right turns red before the left does too

if that makes sense

it was like

all of us combined

if im being honest

cus the truck that was waving me on shouldnt have done that

i shoulda pulled out slower to see

and the guy shouldnt have been driving that fast

mal

i shoulda pulled out slower to see

As long as you didn't admit that you are fine.

mal

and the guy shouldnt have been driving that fast

it still would have been his fault

Cosmo the Intern

As long as you didn't admit that you are fine.

yeah i js said the truck driver waved me on so i pulled out and went slowly to be careful and then the guy hit me

and the officer was like "who hit who"

i was like "um i think he hit me but it happened so fast im not totally sure"

not a total lie

just not the total truth

As long as you place the blame on him, it is his fault.

well idk cus he placed the blame on me

but thankfully what he says doesnt have as much weight since he wasnt there

the guy who was actually driving was quiet and barely got talked to at all cus the truck owner is a loudmouth

so i should be ok

the driver was so nice to me tho

he seemed freaked out since it wasnt his truck

and the guy who owned the truck was like nice js said some not great things and was strange

but he was like nice to me

js not a nice person it seems

if that makes sense

yes

very much so

i mean he literally was encouraging a 17 year old to break the law

did you tell the police that he was trying to coerce you to not call the police?

no i didnt

i genuinely meant to

but i forgot to

i was so focused on telling the story that didnt shift the blame directly to me and maintaining my composure that it slipped my mind entirely until i was already driving home

but my aunt and her friend said i did an incredible job staying calm and being polite and wtv

and that they were impressed since it was my first time dealing with that

but liiiike what can i sayyy im a natural at feigning confidence wooo

anyway

wyd

anyone there smh

smh

cough

same

i finished my trainings for work

they were rlly depressing

I'm still looking for a job but zip recruiter is a bitch

ohh damn

thats dumb lmao

same

hey king

Cosmo the Intern

oh boy

hot diggity dog

not good

hbu

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Im sorry

its fine

Cosmo the Intern

bruh I'm getting way too lost in desmos

.....

soo

mal

.....

I mean I'm not gonna be watching porn and wasting away my brain

demos is basically your porn

mal

demos is basically your porn

nah. my astronomy magazines are my porn magazines.

lmaoo

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Lets talk about weed

woah

Cosmo the Intern

🍁

cherry weed!

Cosmo the Intern

I mean I'm not gonna be watching porn and wasting away my brain

Let’s share some of our favorite sites

DaRapBoat

Let’s share some of our favorite sites

ok! astronomy.com, skyandtelescope.org, space.com, NASA.gov, apod.nasa.gov

Cosmo the Intern

they're pretty fire

tytyty

Cosmo the Intern

ok! astronomy.com, skyandtelescope.org, space.com, NASA.gov, apod.nasa.gov

Shit, foiled AGAIN

muaha

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woah

nah

im so tired

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its been a long day

damn

frfr

Cosmo the Intern

so are you still Into my little pony?

i love mlp

mal

i love mlp

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𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

How you holding up

not that great

Cosmo the Intern

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ok Mr copypast

Cosmo the Intern

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why lmao

mal

not that great

but jkw has been so wonderful n checking up on me n thats helped a lot

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yeah

yeah

its js an all around awful situation for both of us

n ik what he did was gross and everything but its in the past and my heart js rlly aches for him

mal

why lmao

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𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

If you need us we are here

thanks bro i appreciate it

mal

n ik what he did was gross and everything but its in the past and my heart js rlly aches for him

I mean tbf atleast he came clean. Doesnt make it right at all by any means but thats the best thing to do

Cosmo the Intern

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whaaaat

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

I mean tbf atleast he came clean. Doesnt make it right at all by any means but thats the best thing to do

yeah and after i bombarded him enough he talked to me and explained things and wtv

mal

whaaaat

PUT THE GODDAMNED LINK IJNT A NEW FUCKIN TAB

which was much better than js leaving without a word

Cosmo the Intern

PUT THE GODDAMNED LINK IJNT A NEW FUCKIN TAB

I OPENED IT AND THAT WAS MY REACTION TO IT CUS ITS COOL ASF

SMHSMH

mal

I OPENED IT AND THAT WAS MY REACTION TO IT CUS ITS COOL ASF

oh lmao

lmfao

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Thats good.

yeah and idk he said hell check back in a while js to see how im doing which i appreciate cus im worried abt him

yup yup

so for now im js tryna take it easy

i still miss him like crazy but i feel better knowing hell be back

yeah :D

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

How you holding up

hru doing with everything

thats fair

im here if you need anything

even tho you dont know me well i can js listen or wtv you need

cus its a lot fs

me too

man this sucks

well

anyways I just started trying to make matt's pfp in desmos

oo

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

This is truly the dark age of wje

yeah fr

he was such a core member of the community

damn i miss him.

ahuh

turns out that making things in desmos is kinda difficult

lmao

😭

what

Cosmo the Intern

turns out that making things in desmos is kinda difficult

Bro, if you listen to rap, you can do ANYTHING

true story btw

DaRapBoat

Bro, if you listen to rap, you can do ANYTHING

or I can listen to Israeli arab-style music which is actually good

😭

lmao

same