but the guy who owned the truck that hit me (his worker was driving it) came all like "officer officer if it possible to put in the report that it was ALL HER FAULT"
i was so focused on telling the story that didnt shift the blame directly to me and maintaining my composure that it slipped my mind entirely until i was already driving home
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Mall!
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heyaa
mal
hi
mal
hru
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im ok
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a lil
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like
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eh cause
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eh
mal
fair
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yu doin ook?
mal
not rlly
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oh im sorryv):
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i gtg in five miuntes
mal
aw ok
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4
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bro i hate my internet
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next week ima try to spend it at my mommas
mal
ooo
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prolly finna be a no but whtvr
mal
damn
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i gtg
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byebye love youzz !
mal
byeee <3
mal
yo cosmo you there
mal
or amy
mal
or anyone
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yuh
mal
hihi
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hi
mal
bro this day
mal
keeps getting worse
mal
cus guess what
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js
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guess
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chicken butt
mal
not quite lmao
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lol
mal
i was pulling out of my church to go to my dance class
mal
and some dumbass waved me on to have my drive
mal
and some other dumbass was speeding and hit me.
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damn
breakingthesoundbarrier
Hey cosmo
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yeah?
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how bad
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wsp
mal
not too bad, the right side of my bumper is hanging off a little
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'Ey guys
mal
and my side mirror is scuffed up
mal
it was weird tho
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did the guy pull over?
mal
yeah yeah we pulled into a parking lot like 100 feet ahead of us
breakingthesoundbarrier
Cosmo
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wait when did this happen lmao
mal
like
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yeah?
mal
an hour ago 😭
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dammnnnn
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I'm trying not to laugh sorry
breakingthesoundbarrier
Could u respond to my question on my post
mal
but the guy who owned the truck that hit me (his worker was driving it) came all like "officer officer if it possible to put in the report that it was ALL HER FAULT"
mal
sir
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just did
mal
firstly you werent even there when it happened
mal
and secondly like 2 seconds ago you were tryna coerce me and my parents into not calling the police
mal
and i will GLADLY tell the officer that if you keep pulling this bs
Cosmo the Intern
that's actually illegal. You need to report a crash to the police.
mal
yeah ik
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thats what me n my dad said
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and he got all annoyed and bitchy
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Crazy
mal
were pretty sure hes like tryna hide sum
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Hypocrisy goes crazy
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most likely
mal
i wouldnt be surprised if his worker ran a red light cus the light on the right side of the road was red
mal
so theres about a 90% chance the left side was also red cus theres not long after the right turns red before the left does too
mal
if that makes sense
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Ill be your lawyer.
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it absolutely was the drivers fault
mal
it was like
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all of us combined
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if im being honest
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cus the truck that was waving me on shouldnt have done that
mal
i shoulda pulled out slower to see
mal
and the guy shouldnt have been driving that fast
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As long as you didn't admit that you are fine.
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it still would have been his fault
mal
yeah i js said the truck driver waved me on so i pulled out and went slowly to be careful and then the guy hit me
mal
and the officer was like "who hit who"
mal
i was like "um i think he hit me but it happened so fast im not totally sure"
mal
not a total lie
mal
just not the total truth
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As long as you place the blame on him, it is his fault.
mal
well idk cus he placed the blame on me
mal
but thankfully what he says doesnt have as much weight since he wasnt there
mal
the guy who was actually driving was quiet and barely got talked to at all cus the truck owner is a loudmouth
mal
so i should be ok
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yeah
mal
the driver was so nice to me tho
mal
he seemed freaked out since it wasnt his truck
mal
and the guy who owned the truck was like nice js said some not great things and was strange
mal
but he was like nice to me
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js not a nice person it seems
mal
if that makes sense
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so he was being shady?
mal
yes
mal
very much so
mal
i mean he literally was encouraging a 17 year old to break the law
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did you tell the police that he was trying to coerce you to not call the police?
mal
no i didnt
mal
i genuinely meant to
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but i forgot to
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i was so focused on telling the story that didnt shift the blame directly to me and maintaining my composure that it slipped my mind entirely until i was already driving home
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damn
mal
but my aunt and her friend said i did an incredible job staying calm and being polite and wtv
mal
and that they were impressed since it was my first time dealing with that
mal
but liiiike what can i sayyy im a natural at feigning confidence wooo
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lol
mal
anyway
mal
wyd
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anyone there smh
mal
smh
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*cough cough*
mal
cough
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nun much, you?
mal
same
mal
i finished my trainings for work
mal
they were rlly depressing
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damn
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I'm still looking for a job but zip recruiter is a bitch
mal
ohh damn
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it gave me a link that expired...
mal
thats dumb lmao
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fr
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idk what to talk about
mal
same
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Worry not
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Im here for the rescue
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oh boy
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Bro...
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much wow
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Wdym oh boy
mal
hey king
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idk lol
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'Ey matez
mal
hot diggity dog
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Hru
mal
not good
mal
hbu
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Im sorry
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Im okay
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bruh I'm getting way too lost in desmos
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its fucking fun af
mal
its fine
mal
.....
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lol
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So...
mal
soo
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Since this chat has no specific subject
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I mean I'm not gonna be watching porn and wasting away my brain
mal
demos is basically your porn
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Lets talk about sum like.. interesting
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Crazy
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Lets talk about weed
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nah. my astronomy magazines are my porn magazines.
mal
lmaoo
mal
woah
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Hell yeah
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weed is borin
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🍁
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🌸look strawberry weed
mal
cherry weed!
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ye
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btw I j checked out ur quotev stories
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they're pretty fire
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🍂
DaRapBoat
Let’s share some of our favorite sites
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Booooorrrring
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ok! astronomy.com, skyandtelescope.org, space.com, NASA.gov, apod.nasa.gov
mal
tytyty
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💮 mistery flavored weed
DaRapBoat
Shit, foiled AGAIN
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(:
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ok...
mal
muaha
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haha
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mal
woah
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too far?
mal
nah
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ok!
mal
im so tired
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ok Ms 5:30 pm
mal
mbmbmbmb
mal
its been a long day
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mal
damn
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that's crazy
mal
frfr
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so are you still Into my little pony?
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https://www.desmos.com/calculator/8w5upgtwcw
mal
i love mlp
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How you holding up
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mal
not that great
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ok Mr copypast
mal
why lmao
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Didnt think of that. Good idea.
mal
but jkw has been so wonderful n checking up on me n thats helped a lot
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Thats good
mal
yeah
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You didnt deserve to go through that
mal
yeah
mal
its js an all around awful situation for both of us
mal
n ik what he did was gross and everything but its in the past and my heart js rlly aches for him
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https://www.desmos.com/calculator/8w5upgtwcw
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If you need us we are here
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Fr
mal
thanks bro i appreciate it
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I mean tbf atleast he came clean. Doesnt make it right at all by any means but thats the best thing to do
mal
whaaaat
mal
yeah and after i bombarded him enough he talked to me and explained things and wtv
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PUT THE GODDAMNED LINK IJNT A NEW FUCKIN TAB
mal
which was much better than js leaving without a word
mal
I OPENED IT AND THAT WAS MY REACTION TO IT CUS ITS COOL ASF
mal
SMHSMH
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Bruh
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oh lmao
mal
lmfao
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it's a very simple graph tho
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Thats good.
mal
yeah and idk he said hell check back in a while js to see how im doing which i appreciate cus im worried abt him
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Nice
mal
yup yup
mal
so for now im js tryna take it easy
mal
i still miss him like crazy but i feel better knowing hell be back
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Good for you :》
mal
yeah :D
mal
hru doing with everything
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Managing
mal
thats fair
mal
im here if you need anything
mal
even tho you dont know me well i can js listen or wtv you need
mal
cus its a lot fs
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damn
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Hoping for everyone to recover
mal
me too
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yep
mal
man this sucks
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welp
mal
well
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This is truly the dark age of wje
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anyways I just started trying to make matt's pfp in desmos
mal
oo
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yeah fr
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he was such a core member of the community
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yup.
mal
damn i miss him.
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we all do
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Yeah
mal
ahuh
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turns out that making things in desmos is kinda difficult
mal
lmao
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I got autism. autism doesn't care
mal
😭
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What
mal
what
DaRapBoat
Bro, if you listen to rap, you can do ANYTHING
mal
true story btw
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Yeah
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I guess you decided to be a loser then. /j
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or I can listen to Israeli arab-style music which is actually good
mal
😭
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Imagine rapboat singing.
mal
lmao
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Im getting like..
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Bored
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Imagine
mal
same
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I wanna smoke sum of that🍂🍁
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hemped up cherry weed?
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🍁🍁🤤🤤