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I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

原田

who called me?

Idk your number

HAI YALLL I JUST GOT HOME

I JUST SPENT THE WHOLE ASS 10k in one day

Wilkinsonburritos

Hi wade

Waaazzzup

原田

I JUST SPENT THE WHOLE ASS 10k in one day

Wdym

Wilkinsonburritos

Wade! Hru

I wrote a paragraph about it lmao

I’m hungry what should I eat guys

Wade

I wrote a paragraph about it lmao

Oh right lmao. I also asked you a question on uwu

Wilkinsonburritos

Oh right lmao. I also asked you a question on uwu

Ooooo! Lemme check

Anonymous

Wdym

so every new year the parents give their kids monney

and grandmas/pas would take them out

in my country it’s rlly like dressing in hanbok (traditional clothes) and like respecting elders lmao

It’s like annoyingly important tho in my country

Wilkinsonburritos

Wade you on yet? Like it shouldn’t take this long lmao

Dude my connection was so damn slow

i bought 2 shoes and 1 shirt

then a bunch of random shits from like a dollar store but yet

原田

yen*

So like 100 yen store

do u guys want to see:D

See what? I’m dirty minded

i dont get allowance everymonth bc we dont have money

原田

i dont get allowance everymonth bc we dont have money

That sucks im sorry

but parents r supposed to give their kids like money every month

so i only get money like once a year

Wilkinsonburritos

Nothing sexual!

But..BUTT..BUTTTT

i buy whatever i want if its cheap

i also bought leg warmers:D

I’m horny at night.

My mom thinks im spoiled so I don’t get anything

Anonymous

Those are so cool WTF

IKR TYYY

I wanna murder furries. Who’s in?

Wilkinsonburritos

The second pair are so cute

YEAHHHH THERES ALSO A BLACK VERSION BUT I AM EXPLORING OTHER COLORS

bc all my shits r black

Grab your shotguns. Let’s go hunting.

原田

YEAHHHH THERES ALSO A BLACK VERSION BUT I AM EXPLORING OTHER COLORS

You should do like a pastel type of color (like pastel yellow or pastel blue)

Anonymous

I wanna murder furries. Who’s in?

HELL YEAH

Wilkinsonburritos

My post my rules

Wait which post?

Anonymous

Like that 10 year old

Yes

There is a 10 year old here

Jake sent it to me

Wilkinsonburritos

The one we’re on. I made it

But I’m horny at night

Wade

There is a 10 year old here

ella_the_therian

THE BUTTONS R HEARTTT

Wade

But I’m horny at night

Someone I know is 😆

Bro the 10 year old is gonna be so fun to bully

That sound wrong but like…

Wade

Bro the 10 year old is gonna be so fun to bully

HOLY SHIT YES

原田
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Those look nice I have a pair

I WILL BUY U ONE SOON IF WE MEET OR SMTH IAHBSUAGBS

Wilkinsonburritos

Hey same but control it

WAIT WHAAAT

原田

I WILL BUY U ONE SOON IF WE MEET OR SMTH IAHBSUAGBS

We don’t live that far away

NAOLQAISLHAj ya sureee wilk

Wilkinsonburritos

I’m lying but control yourself

Hehehe

原田

NAOLQAISLHAj ya sureee wilk

lol

wait actually im so happy rn bc its been a while since i bought my own stuff

im not allowed to buy things without my moms permission and she usually says no

NOW DO U WANT TO SEE WHAT I BOUGHT AT DAISO????????? TEHEHHE I LOVE DAISO

Anonymous

im not allowed to buy things without my moms permission and she usually says no

NEXT TIME IF I GET MONEY ILL TREAT U

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NEXT TIME IF I GET MONEY ILL TREAT U

Tyy

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wow thats a lot

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My bf texted me that as a joke a couple of minutes ago lmao 😭 he’s next to me run

Anonymous

My bf texted me that as a joke a couple of minutes ago lmao 😭 he’s next to me run

OH

OH AUOSHIAHBGSPABG

Wilkinsonburritos

My post. My rules.

Hehehehehehehe

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原田

R U BACK IN KOREA

I’ve been for a couple of days. I was in Japan for a week or so.

its pretty boring here too for me

Where do you live in Japan?

I was in like in the Kyoto area I think

I’ve been a couple of times it was nice there

we went to kyoto for a school trip around september

kyoto is kinda boring for me

Korea is boring no matter where you go so

I went to busan tho that was nice

Wilkinsonburritos

Control yourself

It’s hard to

NGL KOREAN FOODS LOOKS SO GOOD

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Wilkinsonburritos

Heh heh. Hard 😏

Hehehehehehehehehhehe

I’m not normally like this lmao I swear

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Wade

I’m not normally like this lmao I swear

I can tell

Wade

I’m not normally like this lmao I swear

It’s 2024. The lord will let it slide

Wilkinsonburritos

It’s 2024. The lord will let it slide

YAAAAAAAAAAY

Wilkinsonburritos

Basically Jesus fr

Do I call you Daddy?

Wade

Do I call you Daddy?

No because I do not like to be disrespected in a sexual way

Wilkinsonburritos

No because I do not like to be disrespected in a sexual way

Daddy I have sinned

Wilkinsonburritos

And you have sinned again child.

Sorry daddy

Bud why are we doing this lmao. I’m going to hell anyways I don’t need Jesus to hate me more

Wilkinsonburritos

Bud why are we doing this lmao. I’m going to hell anyways I don’t need Jesus to hate me more

Sorry again daddy

Wilkinsonburritos

Aren’t you catholic 💀

Yes daddy

what did i just walk into

Room 342, level 8

Be there in 30 minutes

Door is open

Wilkinsonburritos

Omw

29 minutes

Wilkinsonburritos

No need to rush ;)

Holy shitballs

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Wilkinsonburritos

Lmao

Indulging in my horniness makes me hornier

Wade

Indulging in my horniness makes me hornier

Why do you think I’m doing it? 😏

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It’s the 10 year old furry fag!

Wilkinsonburritos

Why do you think I’m doing it? 😏

Hehehehehehehehhehehehehe shitballs

Wilkinsonburritos

Ik

I’m hornier now

ella_the_therian

Very offensive

Fag

Wilkinsonburritos

Heheheheh

Hehehehehehehehe

Making me hornier? Yes

Wilkinsonburritos

Noice

Is this your goal??

Wade

Is this your goal??

I just got bored…and I couldn’t control myself either 😏

The Unknown King of Moderation

Geez dude after everything that happened yesterday you two have only emerged hornier

It’s weird lol. Uwu is a different story though (not sexual)

Wilkinsonburritos

I just got bored…and I couldn’t control myself either 😏

Dear lord..

The Unknown King of Moderation

Geez dude after everything that happened yesterday you two have only emerged hornier

I’m horny at night and Wilkin is making me hornier

wilk is gonna tickle ur willy pickle when u sleep

原田

wilk is gonna tickle ur willy pickle when u sleep

I’d pay money

wilk what do u say?

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My horniness is like water in a pressurized tank. It’s always inside and active, and it just takes a twist of a knob to let it all out.

YALL R WORSE THAN ME🫢

Wilkinsonburritos

Heh heh

Erektion

Wilkin is fueling my sexual urges

Wade

Wilkin is fueling my sexual urges

Good thing I’m far away

Wilkinsonburritos

Good thing I’m far away

Hehehehehehe u have like 25 minutes

he mightbe under ur bed rn

原田

he mightbe under ur bed rn

Hehehehe I am shhhh

Wilkinsonburritos

We can closer yk? 😏

Dbakendjsnaksoxnd

wade is having a stroke

Wade

Dbakendjsnaksoxnd

Ah yes the keyboard smashes. I’m getting to you 😏

Wilkinsonburritos

Ah yes the keyboard smashes. I’m getting to you 😏

Fneiwnrieiwkannsndowoqman

oh wow the rope is looking hella fine rn

Wilkinsonburritos

What do you think I’m doing?

Qbejdosbwheoskenebfbdh

YALL 2024 JUST STARTED MAN

Dude…Wilkin chill out

The Unknown King of Moderation

You know you like it

I do I definitely do

Wilkinsonburritos

Do you want me to? 😏

No keep going

whoever is stalking pls show urdef

Wilkinsonburritos

Hehehehehe 😏

Endeosndidowwlwmsnsjwk

Wilkinsonburritos

What do you wanna do, wade??

Dnsiendjsiwkwjebdb

Dndiwnejsowjwbdbsjsndn

SROP GIVING THEM ADVICE BRO

Holyshitwhatthefuckishappeningimturnedon

U WILL TURN THEMINTO HOW U AND MADI R

So glad im innocent

Uhhhhhhhhm

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CHEX LOOK

NOOO DONT TURN ME INTO A MONSTER

Wilkinsonburritos

I’ll take that as a yes 😏

Keoejenrhdisjwndbsbsbwj

Wade

Keoejenrhdisjwndbsbsbwj

Take your clothes off. Lemme suck the soul out of you

Wilkinsonburritos

Take your clothes off. Lemme suck the soul out of you

Okie dokie

Geezus…

Wilkinsonburritos

You’re scared aren’t you?

No I’m very very horny

*INTENSE BREATHING*

😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

Wilkinsonburritos

Good, we’ll start slow

My body is ready!

The Unknown King of Moderation

I understood that reference!

Good boy

Wilkinsonburritos

Heheheh 😏

Kfoenrjdosjendbsj

I need water.

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It is it is

Wilkinsonburritos

You ready, wade? 😏

Yes

Wilkinsonburritos

Turn something on so no one hears us

The fan?

Netflix and chill

have u ever wonder why men smells like old spice?

"old spice comursiyal uwuuwuwuwu*

原田

have u ever wonder why men smells like old spice?

I’m about to find out why

Hehehehehehehe

new dominus stretchable cheeseballs new creamy balls for only $12.3 dollars

Wilkinsonburritos

Wade, this better be good

Yes yes

ShyDragon3

what are you talking about ?

i am the tv

have you ever windered why ur a disgrace for the family?

and you want to be better?

Wilkinsonburritos

Get on the bed.

🛏️

NEW GET THE FUCK OUT AND TOUCH SOME GRASS

Wilkinsonburritos

Let me dominate you, wade

Yes please, I’m your ragdoll

does ur back hurt from trolling 10 year olds and scammjng old people for money?

new dildo for u to go fuck urself in ur ass

Wade

Yes please, I’m your ragdoll

A nice, hard, manly rag doll

up to 1-50 inches if ur feeling extreme

Wilkinsonburritos

A nice, hard, manly rag doll

Yes yes yes

buy one get one free

for only 234 dollars

"AUGH FUCK YEAH MY ASS FEELS GOOD! 10\10 *WINKS*

Wilkinsonburritos

Let me do it wade. Let me.

Do it do it donit

Dear lord

Wilkinsonburritos

I’m doing it wade

I’m literally gonna bust

*TV ERRORING THINGY NOISES*

SHUT UP TV FIX URSELF

Wade

I’m literally gonna bust

Do it. Stop resisting. I know you want to. I can sense it.

Wilkinsonburritos

Do it. Stop resisting. I know you want to. I can sense it.

Spidey sense?

BA=BA=BABA=BA KK=K=K=K=KXJ0|OAJ`NX`NA AA=A=A=AA==A

*chucks shoe at tv*

A-a-a-a--a-a-a-==A==A=--a-=AS="=="==Q=--f--=C=R

*plays romantic commercial*

TERIRIRIRIR PEW TATATA PEW NA TATA PEW RATATAT PEW MEWMEWMEW MEWWWWWW

Wilkinsonburritos

Wadey sense ;)

Hehehehehehehe

*electricity went off*

TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS ROUND BABY ITS BETTER THIS WAY

Wilkinsonburritos

Stop resisting. Let me violate you, wade.

My bad I’m tense

HAbUNDELA MOLA KELA MO THIS WAY

WE CoULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOOD TOGETHER

what happened to the tv? did it get broken?

Wilkinsonburritos

First time?

Nooooooooo..be gentle with me

or static whatever*

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

nay, i'm gonna bathe in bleach

we can’t physically stop you

Wade

Nooooooooo..be gentle with me

It’s so hard when you’re like this tho. I’ll try my best

原田

*tv statters*

NOO THE CHEX TVVV

We are on uwu

Wilkinsonburritos

It’s so hard when you’re like this tho. I’ll try my best

I have the urge to be violated

原田
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WHAT THE

Wade

I have the urge to be violated

I have to urge to violate you ;) you want me to don’t you?

Wilkinsonburritos

I have to urge to violate you ;) you want me to don’t you?

Yes please I’m on my knees and I’m begging

i’m glad i didn’t see this yesterday

Wade

Yes please I’m on my knees and I’m begging

I going in 😏

Wilkin soemthing is coming outta the tv

Shit where’s my gun?

Wade

Wilkin soemthing is coming outta the tv

Don’t worry about that. Worry about me

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

wilk is fingering it

No..I’m doing that to someone else

Wilkinsonburritos

Don’t worry about that. Worry about me

Affirmative🫡

Wilkinsonburritos

Where were we? Ah yes. I’m going in 😏

What about the weird looking bitch coming out of the tv?

IM GONNA EAT UR KNEES

Wade

What about the weird looking bitch coming out of the tv?

Don’t worry about her. Lemme do this to you

Wilkinsonburritos

Don’t worry about her. Lemme do this to you

Yes mommy

Wilkinsonburritos

Amy leave. My post. My rules

That’s a turn on

Wilkinsonburritos

Everything I do is a turn on for you

Can confirm

Wilkinsonburritos

What will you do now wade?

So many options

ITS DONUT

Wilkinsonburritos

And what are they?

Sucky sucky

Wilkinsonburritos

Guess I’ll do that then 😏

Yes pleas e

Wilkinsonburritos

Wade, get on uwu, lemme do unspeakable things to you 😏

Yes please I’m on

Cya kids!

Deff needs therapy after reading that

Oh.....

JKW

Deff needs therapy after reading that

& UR PARYIN