Hey.

hola

no ha lo engles

hi yugi

i threw up like 8 times this morning

wtf are you???

uhm may

wait, Reina?

yeah

ah, okay

and like

my stomach hurts so bad

but i have bible study and youth group that my grandmas taking me to tn

Have you tried tums (if you have any)? They work decently

i did last night when my stoamch was hurting

it didnt do anything

welp, i dont know then, i dont really throw up, and when i do, i projectile vomit on my twin sister lol, then i just take tums and poof, it gets better

oh damn

ye

this motning js isnt fun

theres a dog nextto em and his head is on my ankle

i hate tea

gasp

im so tired

it may not be caused by excess stomach acid, and other remedies are needed. Options include over-the-counter medications like Pepto-Bismol, home remedies, and diet changes. If the pain is severe or persistent, seek medical attention.

okay google

could be due to stress, a gastrointestinal issue, or other health conditions.

i have after school band practice today, community service (for NJHS), and i have to start selling chocolate for this band fundraiser, and mow the yard, and trim the bushes back

oh fun

i miss band

ye, i have like two hours for all of that

what’d you play

flute

Clarinet is bettefr

clarinet is squidward.

no, squidward plays a knockoff temu clarinet

😭

Hello, I'm Google Assistant, How may i help you?

it doesnt have any of the keys, and it only has the 6 holes

you littearly are them

mallalal!

hii

thias mornign has been horrible

i threw up like 7 times

nooooo

)):

😭

nd parker hasnt cahnged his pfp yet

damn

hey hru

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

be bad.

my uncle died, but i think i should have gave him more time

heyy

wait wait the other day you said you had a question for me

lmao

gah he’s gone

):

my stomcah hurts

when i stand for too long

aw i’m sorry

my vision gets blurry

and like it gets rlly hot

oh damn

littearly no one is asking you for hlp

stop fucking alting

damn

its annyoing

yea

i fucking love ducks

i want a duck so so bad

i used to have two ducks

bonnie and clyde

nd one lost theyf oot

aw

i want 2 named cheese and quackers

oooh

i love that

ducks are so cutre

mal, why is mia's name in the doc?

dont be saying that bc our uncle did

by cancer jeff dont u rember so dont be trippin and saying that

wht doc

holy attention seeking.

mod doc

ohhhhhhh

did she like get it on accidnet

prob not

cosmo

i saved a life today

i told somene to NOT eat fire

im so cool

congrats?

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY

also

i disregraedd my weed

hey cosmo

not mia MIA

like missing in action

cus blach been absenttttttt

fuck blach

wait why

not fr

i love blach

wait wait waittttttt like 2 days ago you said you had a question

damn dead chat

im so mad

people keep calling me cute!

thats a good thing

i love when ppl tell me im cute

it makes me happy cus i dont see myself as cute

i hate it

cause

im not cute.

mem een em

lmao

im so ficking

idk

im not tired

guys im tired

im sick but not bad

sleep on an obnoxiously large ant hill

interesting solution

yayyayay

lmao

im so energetic rn

im like very childish

that’s fair

red hairais

oo

my chromebook is at

25%

rip

shut up

you like animals in a weird way

huhhhh

can somoene tke my math quiz for me

cosmo cosmo

id fail it

its algerbra

I'm not cheating for you

id still fail it

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

algebra is easy

still no

not for me

can you atleast help me cause idk how to do it

congrats

i did algebra 1 and got a horrible grade

its fun

blah blah blah

helo me with my math

i dont know how to do it

i got a 77

then I did geometry which I had to retake (because I was being lazy in class), then algebra 2 (I played with my graphing calculator for most of my classes) and then precalc (also spent most of my time playing with my graphing calculator), then BC calc where I got a 4 on my AP test

damn

imma be taking a 300 level math course next semester

bro js called me dumb in 50 languages

lmaoo

cosmo is like

genious

but wont answer me

WHEN IM ASKING FOR FUCKING HELP

I'll help you but you have to do the math

math is retarded

ok

I differ

youre wrong

same

hi

hey hru

im ok ig

hbu

rather it is perspective that you are lacking

no

not lack of perspective

lack of skill

so it appears that you just happen to have a skill issue

im mad

this bith

called me flat

lmao

damn

no im js dumb 😭

in y'all's option what are some top things a girl expect from a guy

wdym expect

good hands.

like things we want in guys

?

alr😔

yeah

like green flags ig?

like

kind, respectful, patient, understanding

ok Ms hello kinky

someone who will listen to me be dramatic and not yell at me for it

uh

i LOVE hands

if you do like random little things like leave her messages when shes sleeping or surprise her with a little note her heart will absolutely MELT

js be as affectionate as you can tbh

js kind of in general

thanks

you prob like Mr hands

and if your girl is all like "ew dont be affectionate" then dump her ass

Lmao okay

cus ive never met a decent girl who doesnt want her bf to be affectionate

but also find out what way she likes to be loved

yes be affectinate

and genunily care and listen

like if shes more of a hugger or a love letter or a random little gift type of girl

and just try to find things in general that you have in common

meow

and also js be yourself

cus genuinely nothing is more attractive than a guy whos 100% authentically himself

yeah I get that alot

whivch sounds so cheesy but its the truth

*which

cus girls want someone whos comfortable with them

mal if you don't know who Mr hands is I would strongly recommend not to look it up

the be urself

i alr knew that

look it up for me and screenshot it rq

zoophilia is interesting that's all I'm gonna say

yeah im not gonna outline it

;....?

its too disturbing for me to wanna type

lets just say that its a good thing he died

yup yup

okay but I still wanna know

um

lets js say

imma just say that you don't wanna know

if you google him the first thing to pop up is

anyways

thats all i will say

back to relationship advice

i looked it up on ym school issued device.

and it didnt tell me shit

cosmo bitch i wanted to delete my own comment

mb

there

ty

lmao

i like being in control muahahaha

um

it cant be worse than satanic rituals

meow

FURRY

its not but its up there

there's some other really crazy things on the internet that are just as disgusting

yeah fr

what is the point of satanic rituals

idk bruh

to be satanic

Satan or something Ig. or maybe they all just want to wear goat heads

guys why are all the girls in dance moms so pretty

its unfair

because they're polished to be that way

and who even fuckin watches dance moms anymore

me

its my comfort show

its a disgusting show

i like to have it run in the background while i do things

I know how that feels to have a show playing in the background

my sister used to watch it

the moms are just psychos

i watched one epsiode

i love having retarded brainless shows play in the background while i do things

physcos are hot.

these girls are so fucking stunning tho and theyre like 13 its not fair

pedo?

there are 3 that i like

no they aint pretty in that way

lmao

hey guys im here too.

like omg paige hyland so stunning

hey

I'm sorry but why is that so funny to me

lmaooo

same

gah these girls are so pretty wtf

so you are gay after all

no im not

i dont hafta be gay in order to be jealous

lmao a kid threw his shoe at my water bottle

how rude

hi

hi

hi helo

hello helo

hey hi hello helo

helo hello hi hey

stfu

hi hi hi hello hello hello hey hey hey helo

bro

my dogs stomach was upset

so we took him to the vet

and on the way to the vet

i killed a cat.

how

its a song

...

guys i used to pur when poeple pet me...

oh

yeah you already told us all that you want to be a cat

i dont

it was like a year ago or two then i realised its rlly weird so i stopped

lmao

i love bread

bread

bread.

hi hi hi hello hello hello hey hey hey helo hi hi hi hello hello hello hey hey hey helo hi hi hi hello hello hello hey hey hey helo hi hi hi hello hello hello hey hey hey helo hi hi hi hello hello hello hey hey hey helo hi hi hi hello hello hello hey hey hey helo

lmaoo

hru

yeah not too bad. How are you?

im ok lmao

hi ok lmao, I'm cosmo

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

why are you laughing ur ass off?

hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

ok you win

anyways I gtg now

meow

uhhhhhhh good question

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

byeeeeee

dont go cosmo

i will be very sad

why are you so excited that I'm leaving

im not lmao

im js saying bye

mbmb ill be more sad

SIGHHHHHHHHH bye i GUESS sighhhhh sigh sigh sigh 😔😮‍💨😭💔