Help, I'm Being Kidnapped!

help

plz

Stay kidnapped loser

wdym?

No shit Sherlock, he’s being kidnapped

r u atleast getting free candy?

^^^

Tbh candy is nasty

reese's hit

Facts

no he has a gun pointed to my head

idk how to help

call the cops

with what?! my phone is in my parents' room and i'm on my laptop!

idk just call them

plz

Cap

You’re not being kidnapped

i can't I'm sorry Peter Griffin

I'll see if i can help

without

yes i am

Evs he’s lying

I Need proof buddy

this is him

what?

thats him the kidnapper

haha

very funny.

haha what im seriose

its a picture

of a picture

its him he kidnapped himself

ohhhhhh

Yall are retarded

no its his mug shot he was already in prison and broke out

look at his profile picture for his account its the same

suck on his glock

Retarded

u r

say that again bro see what happens

yeah, i just noticed

hes going to shot me plz help my name is tickle me timpson

go ahead james say that again

Nice comeback

Wowwww are you trying to threaten me?

shut the fuck uo

up

go ahead i got something for you

Ok cool you’re an illiterate retard with no life

james this is u

Watch him make the worst burn ever

uno reverse bitch

bruver needa start mewing

“uNo rEvErSe” worst comeback ever you’re just a pussy

James chill 😭

oh really lets meet in person so i can beat you up

No

shut up u probably beat Ur meat to hentai porn

i fought a group of seniors all at the same time while they tried to jump me and won

and im only a sophmore

Ok I didn’t ask

he won i was there and the kids couldn´t eat

nah ima beat you up wait till i find you

so fight him try us

so do u bitch

cuz we know u do

come on james dont be a pussy ass bitch lets fight

I’m too old for your little kid bullshit

pussy talk

keep talking

go the fuck ahead

hey im 15 i could easily beat you up

Ok im probably taller and older than you. You’d be dead

how old are u 60

u guys r arguing liek 3rd graders

come on i bet we can meet up to fight were at i doubt it because i got friends who will help jump your ass

shut up no one cares

16

what school u go to

bitch

i do bruver

Why the fuck would I tell you that?

just say it

so we can jump you

bruver why r u getting so offended dawg 😭😭😭

dis is liek some 6th grader bs

shut up your not part of this

No because I don’t want to share anything really about me on the internet

he started the beef

never said I was, i'm js telling yall dis shit is pointless

y pussy

you know what ima track your IP address's

shut the fuck up

Ok fine let’s fight

where at then

u first bruv

OK GUYS

BREAK IT UP

who's?

Let’s not

no one was talking to u shut up

Can we just not argue

james

come on keep talking james

Hello

what

What?

Ooh

yeah he dont know how to shut the fuck up

Everything is dead.

Look man can we start over 🙏

no thanks james i have your IP

Ok

get ready to get nuked

dis aint real

u have the same IQ as AG

ok what say sum

Robin primary W38 W45 W47

I already don’t want to live 😭

:O

heres the nuke

:O

Rude.

wow he thought

also dat image is from GTA btw

i aint that evil thats why i have cops headed his way

no it aint i actually have access to it

it will be in the mail in 5-10 business days

My Asian mom will hit you with a giant slipper

https://geekprank.com/hacker/

miss typed you stupid fr james

go ahead i have my belt for her

and im black i get hit with the wooden spoon

it literally says prank in the website URL...

yeah thats how i tricked him copy the link and start typing

L

Oof bro

o thanks sherlock homes

ik

L

🥿

l what

whats that going to do

james thats what you get for starting this beef with me you still oh evs a apology for being toxic

Ok im sorry for being toxic i dont know anyone on here 😢

bruv, he's literally za one who's pretending to "track" I.P addresses

forget this hes gay and asian so

how hard was it to apologize yeesh you remind me of my sister

You remind me of my sister too 😭😭

I have 6

huh

wow i have 2 sister and 3 brothers

I have 6 sisters and 1 brother

james u can say yes once and no once ok

wow thats crazy so do you come on here to blow steam on others because of your siblings

Basically 😭

james

same my siblings annoy me

What

I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣

I’m the oldest so it’s annoying,

u can say yes once and no once ok

im the middle

u can say yes once and no once ok

wth you mean

K

are u gay

i said what i said

are u gay

No

are u lying

bro you must be related to my friend who does the same thing

No

no u can only say no once

thats a lie james you were supposed to say yes

so are u lying

you said no twice

FUCK

not once

oh well i support you

I’m not gay 🤣

i dont

ya u r

🤣

Let’s change the subject

ok

na im good

What is your favorite rapper?

eminem

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do you like tecca

never heard his music

ya never heard his music

You shoulddd

which song do you reccomend

Choppa shoot the loudest or random

*ransom

And then listen to his most recent album

youtu.be/-thh5_bpGGY?si=pur6mJAvq7PdofU7

ok

hey bro if i grab a link will you press it

its my brothers face

What happened in the brief time I was gone?

What does that mean 😪

did anyone die?

my fav rapper is nle , blueface,polo g

Are you not?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmbNseffUPY&list=PLJ3xYndtNJLN6s6_wKS8fXZB8RHc4SvlS

ya me

me

go ahead click the link

hes the one with red hair

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmbNseffUPY&list=PLJ3xYndtNJLN6s6_wKS8fXZB8RHc4SvlS

Oooh I like blue face a kot

help im dieing

of lafter

yeah dieing of laughter i bet

Damn

i just said that

what

Idk

wait james what did you think of the link

bye

Bye?

youtube.com/shorts/OeWDb7iLia4?si=hTSlQtPRplH3D_tc

watch it

Did Griffin die yet?

As are anybody who read your good spelling. :) (I didn’t mean to be too rude)

I’m super gau

Wanna fuck dogs together? Super gay right?

No…

hey he/she/they

This is a joke right?

yeah

idk

Ok? What response do you want?

Wsg

I don’t know

On the poll post between me and you there’s a chum called Vox who seems to want to verbally abuse me every time he sees me. Lovely!

za only good song he has produced is Ransom