Hello people.

bonjour

hola

me 17 too jake

Cool!

you live america?

Yes, California

Aloha

oui oui

50 pc mcnugget

hey Amy

hey toast :)

hru?

Le poulet est délicieux

me live in Paris. near tour Eiffel

Nice

no habla espanol

si si maraca

🪇

Taco burrito chimichanga

🤓☝️

what that language?

me french

imagine using google translate

google?

your verb tenses are wrong

bozo

translate?

bozo?

what mean?

Amy chill 😭

poor inglish, me sorry. me no use translate. i use my brain

Il l'utilise pour parler dans une langue différente

It’s okay! Good job learning!

hi

MALLLLLL

MALALALALLA

hiiii

Avez-vous utilisé Google Traduction ? La traduction semble s'être mélangée

Merci!

Bonjour!

no.

hey amy

Oui, je l'utilise maintenant. C'est peut-être un peu inexact

also, you’re obviously using a translator

your verb tenses are wrong, and you’re using phrases incorrectly

HI GORGEOUS

hii

Amy, knock it off

hey jake

C'est bon, je peux comprendre un peu l'anglais, tu n'as pas besoin de traduire

why?

i’m right

You’re being an ass for no reason

I use translator for word i dont understand

womp womp nigga

okay buddy

If this is about Madi don’t be taking it out on other people

Madi?

oh alright

don’t be dumb jake, she’s an alt

alt?

My girlfriend

Amy calm down a bit

oh

not everything is about madi.

fine whatever

Petite amie et petit ami? Est-elle sur le site ?

I’m not saying everything is, but if that’s what your upset about you don’t need to be a jerk to other people because of it

whats going on

bonjour

Yes, but we plan on being together irl

online date?

nothing

oh okay

Long distance ;)

ohkay

i’m not being a jerk, i’m stating the truth

you never meet before

i am literally taking french

in a jerky way

hehe

Not yet, unfortunately

jerky

beef jerky

Je suis français. J'habite à paris

good or bad?

unfortunatley?

MALLL

toooast!

hii

hru

It means something that isn’t very happy, disappointing, unlucky, etc.

toast? i eat toast for break fast

look at her bio she is clearly a troll

ohkay merci

Doesn’t matter, she’s not doing anything bad so leave her alone

nice

vous êtes les bienvenus :)

“Me French” 😭

troll? big person under walk thingy over water road?

good

are you feeling better?

you all are retarded.

You NEED to shut up

real like 💀

.

not rlly

you nice person

imma go play roblox.

what that?

I gotta head out, don’t be asses to the French girl even if she is just trolling

buy it at shop?

you’re boring

in america?

being person under water thing path?

bye jake

SHUT UP

well I hope you do

au revoir

thanks

Harriet can you speak any other languages

shut the door? up to the sky?

bye

speak french and little bit inglish. not very well

Bro speak Chinese

chinese?

ermmm

best "troll" on the site

lol

這個中國人？

lol

me use translate. me no now what chinese

where people go

idk

MALLLL

hiii

boring

me need go

au revoir

goodbye harriet

oh toast

yeah?

so a couple weeks ago my dentist told me i have 2 cavities

today i went to a different dentist to get them filled

damn

nice

nd i got sent home after like 5 minutes cus they couldnt find the cavities 💀

damn 💀

at least you dont have to deal with fillings

they also had like never heard of my dentist even though theyre like 15 minutes away

lol

nd like ive gotten a LOT of fillings at the dentist nd the "cavities" have never actually hurt nd my tooth usually felt oddly misshapen after

so like

i think theyre hallucinating

hallucinating cavities

placebo effect

They’re trying to charge you money for something that doesn’t exist

yeah

It’s common in the dentistry world

And deliberate

my dads switching me to a different dentist

*insert joke about churches here*

im so annoying cus for like such a long time i thought i was taking shitty care of my teeth

so ive been scrubbing my teeth til my gums bleed every night for nothing 😭

damn

well at least you have pearly whites

lmao

nah they still dont look good 💀 braces dont help either

damn

My cousin just got jaw surgery so yeah she looks kind of fucked up right now.

oh damn

I wish I took better care of my teeth like 5 years ago

in 7th grade i got my teeth pulled from the roots so i could get braces

mine are yellow

nd i have a video of msyelf after

Yeah, bad teeth run in our family.

same

ouch

Dawg don’t make your gums bleed

i wont anymore now that i know my 20 million cavities prolly didnt exist 😭

literally every time i went to the dentist they were like "oh yeah..you got 2-3 cavities...you needa brush more"

ND THEY WONDER WHY MY GUMS BLEED WHEN THEY FLOSS THEM

lol

its cus my gums barely exist anymore 😭

just buy new ones

lmao

Hershey's taste taster?

that doesnt sound fun

last night i ordered a giant stuffed goose

stuffed with?

oh wait

stuffing

cotton

I thought you ment for like

dinner or smth

ohhh

lmao no its fluffy nd amazing

its like 4 feet long

AWWWWW

WHAT KIND OF GOOOSE

FLAPPY

I WANT IT

hey flappyyy

TOAST

MALLLARD

thats pretty long

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C3R2B3P6/ref=pe_386300_440135490_TE_simp_item_image

its like a foot shorter than me lmao

same lol

lmao

wait how tall are you?

5'2''

you?

I'm an inch taller than you lol

daamn lmao

THERES ONE OVER SIX FEET

I WANT IT

I AM NOT THAT SHORT

i thought u were tall

help bc it wouldnt even fit in my bed prolly but i still want it

Im short

noo i woulda ordered it but i only have $30 left on my gift card

nooo not at all

I admit it I'm short

ITS OKAY

wat is ur height?

NEXT TIME MY AUNT GIVES ME A GIFT CARD IM GONNA GET THAT BC WTF ITS A NEED

Noooo y'all are gonna laugh at me

is it under 5ft?

tell

FR

ill tell you if i like mine

I'm 5'8

thats not that bad

that not bad

thats my dads height

...

Damn

im 5"5 and i js started to grow

at least youre not 5'2''

NO PLEASE.

for realz

i hafta look up at most of my friends

Everyone in my family is short

china

i want cinnamon rolls so bad rn

Damn

then get some

They're not my favorite tbh

chunky monkey icecream 😫😫😫

now I'm hungry

Wtff

um

no

its like

ranigin outside

i want 😫😫😫

oh

ill get on my knees for some chunky monkey ice cream

my dad got me chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream

I don't eat ice cream I'm lactose intolerant

😭😭😭😭

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssskill issue

Wheres wade

I need to wish him a happy birthday :(

that never stopped anyone

fr

*ketchup squirt squirt noises*, wet & smelly diarrhea out my crusty ass cheeks

What the fuck

well I'm gonna go

goodbye people

hahaha skibidi toilet giving head to tv woman baby gronk noises

talk to me on uwu if you need anything

By3