Hello.

Ah, it is Mal.

Hello, Flappy.

When does our proper grammar time end?

I rather miss talking with entirely capital letters.

It should never end.

Hello.

For me, 12:53, but for you, that time would be 3:53 I believe.

That makes you unlikeable and obnoxious. I much prefer you talking like this.

Thank you.

I much prefer the other way. I find this way very slow and... for lack of better terms, unexciting.

I've made many friends talking that way, so I don't believe it's unlikeable.

Dry, I would say. Rather dry.

Rather dry indeed.

There's nothing exciting about this website anymore. Might as well just continue speaking like this until things change.

*if things change.

This is true, but if we were to all speak in this manner it would turn people away rather than draw people in, I believe.

I agree. This proper speaker is rather uninviting, I must say.

It appears passive aggressive.

Laughing my ass off.

Especially when expressing you find something funny.

Or when greeting people.

We need to maintain a good atmosphere so as to draw in funny people.

Because zoomers are fragile little shits that get offended by a pixel on a screen.

Laughing my ass off.

Also, nobody says LMAO unabbreviated.

Or LOL.

The point is we're not using abbreviations.

We must. You don't understand.

It pains us deeply, but we must.

You're not even supposed to put periods after those abbreviations.

We are using proper grammar and no abbreviations.

We're not using the abbreviations, so we are fine.

You needn't worry about us.

This will be all done in a few hours.

I agree with this statement.

Yes, only a little over three hours.

Where the fuck's Wade? Why isn't he at least surveilling to make sure these shitheads are banned?

I see you both share the same braincell.

He’s sick last time I talked to him

Fine, I will enjoy this rare moment of lucidity from you two until you inevitably devolve into insanity once again.

Hello, Burr.

Okay.

Sir

Oh, but it is now when we are in the insanity you speak of.

Wilkinson, as dead as the site is, allowing BP trash to fill in the empty spaces is killing it more.

The weather here is rather horrid, I must say.

I believe he is sick. It is best to let him rest.

They haven’t done anything. If they do something to break the rules then I will ban them. Being annoying isn’t a good reason to ban

Where I am it is quite sunny, at a temperature of 63°F.

Being from BP should be a bannable offense.

Also, look at this profile: worstjokesever.com/@sooplooshmacschnibble

That is what I am saying.

Reminder that Wade and Amy are from BP.

As are Mal and I.

This retarded dogma is what killed the site.

We have had the most retarded freaks on here and they have not been banned

Exactly

Yeah, maybe you still have the "BP blood" running through your digital veins, that's why you even consider allowing your degeneratoid hellspawn brothers to remain on this site and turn it into an even browner shithole still.

If Dagger were here every one of these motherfuckers would be mercilessly banned.

I did not come from BP. I came here all by myself

hi guys :)

But he isn’t. And if he did then I would talk to him about it

what is BP?

A retarded website

got it

Indeed.

why is it

why is it so "retarded"

can yall send a link for BP i wna check it out and see what yall mean

Go to the community page.

boredpanda.com

Just Google "bored panda", it should be the first result.

Yeah.

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There are just a lot of sensitive people there

HI GUYS

hi opal

And they all support each others beliefs that, quite frankly, make so sense.

Oh boy, here we go again.

oh ok

of course bro

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hey there