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my post is better

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

u called me flat

no way

AMY IT DOESNT COUNT SMH

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YES HE CALLED ME FLAT

lol

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YES HE CALLED ME FLAT

jake did?

once i called a girl flat stanley and then she tried to stab me

onky a little though

she had a hunting knife

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what did it say

i didn’t see

she didn’t stab me

she threatened me though

The Unknown King of Moderation

FOUND IT FUCKERS

what the fuck

you guys and your online relationships

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

LMAO , I was fuckin w wade lmao

NO

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

LMAO , I was fuckin w wade lmao

you were fucking wade

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

WAIT SO MADI SAID IT 1st AND EVEYONE STARETED TO JOIN BRVH

DONT SHIFT THE BLAME ON ANYONE ELSE

Flappy.

im so hungry

i want food

Flappy.

im so hungry

FLAPPY

this guy rides my bus that I avoid sitting with cause he like sexually harassed me but he might ride it cause its late bus ND like 20x less full ND I don't want him to touch me yall

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

no one cares

dont be mean

Anonymous

this guy rides my bus that I avoid sitting with cause he like sexually harassed me but he might ride it cause its late bus ND like 20x less full ND I don't want him to touch me yall

try to sit far away from him and if you have a hoodie you should wear it and probably find smth sharp

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

no one cares

hey don’t be mean to flappt

Anonymous

try to sit far away from him and if you have a hoodie you should wear it and probably find smth sharp

okokokok

Anonymous

this guy rides my bus that I avoid sitting with cause he like sexually harassed me but he might ride it cause its late bus ND like 20x less full ND I don't want him to touch me yall

bite him

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

no <3

literally go eat a dog smh

Flappy.

literally go eat a dog smh

🐢 πŸ˜”

I'll be at him with a book ^^

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

beat his ass with your shoe

Ha I did that to someone

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I punched a guy once for slapping my ass in 4th grade

AYO

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I punched a guy once for slapping my ass in 4th grade

W

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I punched a guy once for slapping my ass in 4th grade

w

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The Unknown King of Moderation

HOW DARE HE

calm down

The Unknown King of Moderation

STUPID BITCH TRYNA TOUCH MY PRINCESS

πŸ’€

FKAPPPT PLEASE STILL BE HERE

if I drank someone's blood

i am traumatized from the link jake accidentally sent me yesterday

Anonymous

if I drank someone's blood

you’d contract HIV

Ξ±my

FKAPPPT PLEASE STILL BE HERE

hi

Flappy.

hi

YOIUUU

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

4th grade was my peak of being pretty

LIES

i dont even remember fourth grade

Flappy.

i dont even remember fourth grade

i do

anything before sixth is like]

when i was 9 i was rlly annoying

my teacher was named mrs.beer

i used to beat up people at 9

i think ur going crazy

are you matching pfps with jake

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

why is it girls tall AF during 6th grade then become short the next 2 years of middle school.....................................................

KYS UR SHORT

jake have you started college apps

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β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

why is it girls tall AF during 6th grade then become short the next 2 years of middle school.....................................................

ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT IM SHORT

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ARE U SAYING I WASNT PRETTY IN 4TH GRADE?

NO IM NOT SAYING THAT IM JUST SAYING I THINK YOU WERE CONFUSED

Ξ±my

jake have you started college apps

what college

PLUS I CANT REALLY HAVE AN OPINION ON 4TH GRADE YOU THAT ISNT β€œaw cute kid” OTHERWISE I SEEM LIKE A PEDO

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WELL ATLEAST I CAN SEE COLOR

at least I can read

Ξ±my

jake have you started college apps

jake

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

alr 5ft short

NUH uh

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WELL ATLEAST I CAN SEE COLOR

omfg my cousin is color blind too

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

.......

he right

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHO SAID I CANT READ?

spell a word that means cultivation of plants

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

how old is u? also depends

i’m almost 16

Ξ±my

jake have you started college apps

jake

jake imagine being colorblind

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Ξ±my

jake have you started college apps

jake

jake can’t be talking

jake why are you avoiding college

The Unknown King of Moderation

We should probably stop before Ethan and Wade start asking for tit pics again

what the fuck-

this is why yall are very concerning

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

IM LOSING MY SIGHT TO COLORS

nooo you’ll turn into jake

jake being bipolar as hell

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

GREEN WENT FROM 20% TO 0%

HA

hey jake what does buddy holly sound like to you

Ξ±my

hey jake what does buddy holly sound like to you

color autism

The Unknown King of Moderation

With yellow bits

same, but with some green too

how about carnival?

it’s pure gold for me

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

>:{

I’m really sorry baby, I was just joking

gold and black

it’s beautiful

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I'm fuckin trippin...............a few fucking days..........I lost color sight in green.................................

L

Ξ±my

gold and black

lke pittsburgh

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I'm fuckin trippin...............a few fucking days..........I lost color sight in green.................................

Suck it

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

STFU U FUCKING SHORT THTS WHY UR A DWARF

YOU CANNOT BE TALKING

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

U BELONG ON TLC

BORDER HOPPER

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I'm fuckin trippin...............a few fucking days..........I lost color sight in green.................................

lol

im so glad im not colorblind

Flappy.

lke pittsburgh

huh

GUYS IM SO GLAD IM NOT ALLERGIC TO CARROTS

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

bruh ur short AF Ms. 5'3 , I'm 5'7

nawwww ur 4’7

Flappy.

I LOVE CARROTS

i hate carrots.

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

ur 16 dumbas

girls stop growing at like 14 so it doesnt rlly matter lol

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m 17 bitchesss

and still 5’7 πŸ’€πŸ™

Flappy.

and yellow

WIZ KHALIDA

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m 17 bitchesss

i’m literally almost 16 😁😁😁

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i’m 5’u

The Unknown King of Moderation

At 16 actually

well um actually it varies

my whole family is short it’s just my genetics

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im 5'3

I’d be fine if you stopped growing <3

Ξ±my

WIZ KHALIDA

THE SONG WAS BASED OFF PITTSBURGH

i’m 14 and 5’8

thats where i lived when i was littler

The Unknown King of Moderation

I still have one more year >:)

no

you’ll stay a stumpy little man

you’ll stay a stumpy little man

The Unknown King of Moderation

I still have one more year >:)

ur still not

The Unknown King of Moderation

So I can look down at you <3

that’s not

jake i feel like your short

Ξ±my

you’ll stay a stumpy little man

jake

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

IM GAININ HEIGHT SO SHUHS

stop tryna flex

Flappy.

im 5'7

MIDGET

MIDDDEEGEGTETE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

JAKE U ARENT SHORT

how tall is he

MIDDGETS ALL OF YOU

IM SUPPOSED TO REACH 5’11

Ξ±my

MIDDGETS ALL OF YOU

it’s not my fault

Ξ±my

IM SUPPOSED TO REACH 5’11

LUCKYYY

my dream is to tower over everyone

I COULD STEP ON ALL OF GOU

im so glad i dont have practice today

Flappy.

im so glad i dont have practice today

OMG METO

my coach was being SO RUDE TO ME YESTERDAY

MY FRIEND WAS LAUGHING AT ME CUZ I LOOKED SILLY DOING A DRILL

BUT SHE COULDNT EVEN DO IT CORRECTLY

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

my doctor said imma be 6'2 - 6'5.............

actually that’s so cap

i don’t want to go to texas

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

my doctor said imma be 6'2 - 6'5.............

depending................... #W

if ur only 5'7 when ur 14

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im so tall

my 11 year old brother is taller than me and i am sad

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHY DOES MY BRAIN PROCESS DIFFERENT WORDS

bc some people have autism

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

why would I lie.....

thats what people who are lying say

The Unknown King of Moderation

You would know

didnt u literally say you have autism

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im not autstic

You sure?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im not autstic

ur dating an autistic man

didn’t madi say she was dyslexic? idk about jake tho

its ok jake, everyones beautiful in their own way

have to find that way

The Unknown King of Moderation

Part of me thinks I might be slightly on the spectrum

yes i know

you prolly cant make eye contact for shit

yall are so lucky i can’t write 😭πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHO TF IS PHINNLEI LMFAO

my coxswain

The Unknown King of Moderation

SHUT UP ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY

m-hm

she’s really pretty

wait i have pictures

my friend has social anxiety and she doesnt act autistic

so i think ur just autistic

i think something is up with jake

The Unknown King of Moderation

YOU GUYS ARE MEAN SMH

im trying to help u

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

your mean

you're *

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

KYS FLAP

u first smh

correcting spelling is cringe

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Anonymous

correcting spelling is cringe

no its just bc it makes her mad 😭

I DONT HAVE ANY MENTAL DISORDERS

IM NOT OCD ACTUALLY

im so glad im normal

😭😭😭

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yeah right

my sisters literally a psychologist smh

do u live with ur aunt

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

OK SO WHAT DO I HAVE FLAPS

down syndrome

my older brother has social anxiety and refuses to interact with anyone that isn’t on social media

and the coxswain is turned away but she’s the one in the jacket

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

U GOT DOUBLE TAPPED

im

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

u bitch

helping ppl one person at a time πŸ˜‹

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you all owe me soda

she thinks shes a cat guys

1 more mental disorder

Flappy.

she thinks shes a cat guys

i think she has a littler box

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I GREW UP WITH CATS STFU

so did i but yikes

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I JUST SAY MEOW WHEN IM BORED

furry

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I JUST SAY MEOW WHEN IM BORED

like a cat

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I GREW UP WITH CATS STFU

i’m getting another cat for my birthdayyyyy

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I LOVE YOUR MUSIC

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U GOTTA RESPOND T ME FIRST

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im not wearing fucking fursuits

ur too poor to buy one

Anonymous

flappy is swimming hard

yes

Anonymous

i never learned

oh its not hard to learn

Flappy.

oh its not hard to learn

i live in the city there isn’t water

Anonymous

i live in the city there isn’t water

damn u live in africa or smn?

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The Unknown King of Moderation

I didn’t nominate her

cap

Flappy.

damn u live in africa or smn?

ayo

guys something crazy happened at my school

there’s a river we call the scuicide river

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i may or may have not watched it

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The Unknown King of Moderation

I didn’t nominate her

ethan nominated her

like it’s not really funny.

amy why is madi being nominated bad

Anonymous

amy why is madi being nominated bad

…when did i say that

Ξ±my

…when did i say that

oh sorry i kinda misread it

i’m talking about jake

i’m confused i’m sorry

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

for what?

mod

madi i found your furry ears

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

does he fuck?

I fuck fr

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

what did u say

something about using your necklace as anal beads

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Im sorry does someone not want any pictures of the new shit i got?

you got new shit

is that a new update

is it sparkly shit

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Im sorry does someone not want any pictures of the new shit i got?

WAIT YES ILL SHOW YOU IM SORRY

oh i thought you meant you were shitting out something new

The Unknown King of Moderation

I WANNA SEEEEEE HSGDGDGDHDGD

um

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Yeah good boy Jake

MOMMY KINK

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still not restored

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you’re gross

Ξ±my

HIHIHI

HIIIII

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

WHO IS LACTOSE ENTOLARNAT

intolerant

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

WHO IS LACTOSE ENTOLARNAT

how did you fuck up the spelling that bad

The Unknown King of Moderation

how did you fuck up the spelling that bad

maybe if you call him mommy he’ll spell better

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im lactose intolerent

imagine

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

just cant eat anything with dairy

ICE CREAM

is wrong with you

how do you not like cheesecake

cheesecake is the ambrosia of the human race

im so glad i can eat everything

Flappy.

im so glad i can eat everything

me too

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

im lactose intolerent

AWW REALLY?

The Unknown King of Moderation

I SWEAR ON ALL 7 INCHES OF MY DICK THAT I DO NOT HAVE A MOMMY KINK THAT SHIT IS SO WEIRD

thats like saying i swear on my pet unicorn

The Unknown King of Moderation

I SWEAR ON ALL 7 INCHES OF MY DICK THAT I DO NOT HAVE A MOMMY KINK THAT SHIT IS SO WEIRD

i think you mean 0.4 inch

Ξ±my

me too

except raw bananas πŸ˜”

Flappy.

except raw bananas πŸ˜”

WHAT WHY

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

i hate cheesecake

…

Ξ±my

WHAT WHY

i get a stomach ache :(

Flappy.

i get a stomach ache :(

NOOOO

you can’t eat banana splits :(((

its ok the only thing bananas are good in anyway is banana bread and thats baked

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I GET DIHHEREA BRO

diarrhea

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

JAKE FINNA BATHEπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

STOP

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

JAKE FINNA BATHEπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

FHATS WILD

she’s not hor

shes kinda wrinkly

i love my cow milk

cow titty juice

i like cashew and oat milk

butnnothing beats moo nipple juice

half of my friends are lactose intolerant but they just literally dont give a shit

Flappy.

half of my friends are lactose intolerant but they just literally dont give a shit

bad pun

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

yummy

have you tried cashew milk

jake you made it not funny.

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Mmm I love cow titty water

water?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Mmm I love the white stuff that comes out of a cow

there’s a joke here i will not make

The Unknown King of Moderation

Mmm I love the white stuff that comes out of a cow

im so glad im not retarded like some people are

god bless yall tho cuz i couldnt do that for my life

Flappy.

im so glad im not retarded like some people are

you could never be retarded <44

The Unknown King of Moderation

Takis are so ass

real

i don’t get the hype

Flappy.

no im funnier

^^^

flappy is the funniest

The Unknown King of Moderation

They look like shit and taste even shittier

there’s another joke here which i will not make

mmm i love retail lemonade

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Go tell tht to a 30k business

30k?

you got some soft soft lips and some pearly whites

i wanna touch them in the dead of night

man i love kali uchis

ILL BE BACK IN 5 MINUTE

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Takis is owned by barcel.

Wow its crazy that so many people spend money on crunchy pieces of cardboard caked with shitty chili powder

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happy new year

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