Hating Conditioning

what sport do you play

i do rowing

crew

oh damn

there’s this one song that’s like

Try shampooing instead

brjng sally up, bring sally down, and we do squats to it

oh damn

🤣

shut up

I HATE DOING THAT

you’re not funny

Okay

i thought it was

worstjokesever.com/jokes/65ce6b45fbfbdd260ec1ac11/jack-slowly-awoke-from-his-unconscious-state-in-a-strange-dark-place Did yall see this

no

he likes making fun of my sport.

and it’s not funny

Some dude wrote a fanfic of a joke 2 years ago

the thing got deleted

And came back

OH

what?

THE JACK ND RANDY THING?

YEAH THAT

yeah press on it

I SAW IT

Oh shit I wonder who deleted it

damn

idk

and it’s so annoying

cause it’s a good sport

it’s one of the HARDEST sports

its ok ppl used to make fun of me for playing volleyball bc they thought it was a girly sport

like search up statistics, on average it’s one of the hardest

and i’m sick of people not taking it seriously

and i should be playing baseball or football or basketball or some shit

baseball is so boring.

GUYS HE REUPLOADED IT

send the link again

LEMME GRAB THE LINK

ok hurry up

worstjokesever.com/jokes/65ce933efbfbdd260ec1c5ce/jack-slowly-awoke-from-his-unconscious-state-in-a-strange-dark-place

the details 😭

real

its fucking traumatizing

lake i row at

ooooo pretty

ik

i drew this

ooooo pretty

i love doodling

all my paper are filled w doodled

s

my notes from church camp are so pretty haha

show

Wtf is this

kay lemme get a pic

WJE NEWS

here amy theyre not super doodly but the handwriting hahaha

i like how you had to circle it

Guys BP was on the first page of google when I looked up worst jokes ever

wtf

EMEMEMEMEEM

ofc it was smh

thats crazy

if only i had pretty handwriting

EMILY WHAT DID YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT

my sisters handwriting is so pretty

my handwriting is not pretty

I’m still upset with you.

:(

my mom said my handwriting looks like dead bugs on a paper

Wait that actually makes sense

its okay i still love you <3

OH OOOH YK EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA TALK ABT

GROUP CHAT?

YES

How old is Rose?

i think shes lily

?

Som10?

tht has your area on it you should delete that

yeah its lily fs nd shes 10

BET

why

Youve gott be shitting me

yeah fr nd she said shed leave too

Good point flappy

Can’t have people knowing my fake location

Muahahahaha

i think we all know it’s not fake

but whateve

Or do you?

Muahahahaha

flappy come to group chat

wtf

Bro Dagger Jr started bullying her

Would you be surprised to know I actually live in Nashville Tennessee?

uh-huhhh

And Angel was like “stop wasting your time on a child she’s the youngest here” THEN SHE SHOULD LEAVE SHES FUCKING 10

you don’t

i have your schedule

i searched up your teacher

s

wtf

WHTS HIS SCHOOL.

SEND ME IT ON UWU

😭😭😭😭

damn

i need to find the schedule again hold on

Shhhh

Don’t let my fake secrets out

lmao

STOP DOXXING MY FAKENESS

(i do not think you are fooling anyone)

he is not💀

Or am I?

DUN DUN DUNNNN

bro

jake you crack me up

It’s cause Californian people are funny

And im Californian

thats true

OR AM I?

MF

DUN DUN DUNNNN

(I am)

THERES A SEQUEL TO JACK AND RANDY!?

YEAH

YES

FUCK YEAH

WE GOTTA TELL DAGGER HE LIKED THE FIRST PART

oh oh but im californian and

SUMMON DAGGER

tht wasnt

funnny

Hey wade

maybe next time don’t insult crew

it was a good story

Also Jake chek uwu

scratch that it was a great story

IT WAS A JOKE STIP BEING SO SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

emily i’m sending the district, not the school, cause i’m too lazy to find the exact one

kk I can do the rest of the work

THATS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT DISTRICT LMAO

okay, but i’ve told you to stop multiple times, and you haven’t.

you stop being so sensitive abt us calling out u and ur stupid cringy embarassing esexing

emily flappy check gc

damn

What is going on...

found your high school jake

oh shit

Amy uwu

Why are you trying to find Jake's high school? I mean you do you I'm just curious

AND NOW I KNOW TOO.

HOLY SHIT THE SEQUEL IS CRAZIER THAN THE FIRST ONE!

Amy

she’s upset about a comment I made

would u like me

to fucking show dagger

cause bitch

I gotta WHOLE

LOTTA SHIT ON U

wanna try that again?

Madi Madi listen m

Amy?

Do tell

Ooh true I know Amy’s last name

get on uwu rn

I’m curious

Fuck no im not listening for shit

Spill the beans spill the beans

fine i’m not sending it

I told u emily if u say shit to jake ima tell u to knock it off

but jake you better stop

THAT was the deal

Amy i dont care anymore

It wasn’t an insult, stop trying to find reasons to be upset

so tell me to knock it off.

Can u tell me pretty pwease?

I am right now

whats going on

it was an insult tho bc isn’t it upsetting her?

u can tell me in UwU crew

Scroll up to where I say something about shampooing lmao

but if its not worth listening abt idc

Alr

knock both of yalls shit off

so why can’t u just stfu and stop picking fights that u can’t even finish

quit fucking attcking him

MOSTLY U AMY

Sorry for butting in, but what is Jake saying to offend you so much?

NOT EVEN EMILY

CAUSE IK EMILYS INTENTIONS

BUT U

I said “you should try shampooing instead”

UR A FUCKIN DIFFERENT STORY

that’s not it

And she thought I was “insulting her sport”

Which was not my intention

Ok...

jake if you half to tell half of the story u already know youre in the wrong bc you DID insult her sport

i told you to stop once. you didnt

Lol

have him quit fucking attacking amy bc Madi ily and I will go a long ways to defend u and excuse you and all that which I do so if u wanna have a chat with amy thats none of my buisness but I absolutely will not stand behind u when ur going off on amy BECAUSE of jake

^^^^^

wait I'm so confused why is that a huge thing

Boo hoo, you don’t always get what you want

Wait Jake hop on uwu rq

he said other things too

I wasn’t trying to insult shit, quit being a depressing pussy

and neither do u but u insist on whining abt it when we call u out

It gets annoying

you know what, you’re right, it’s not worth getting mad over

Y'all quit it

tbh at this point

guys just stop

Jake don't be like this

Amy youve been pissing me the fuck off

Jake didn't do anything shut the fuck up

Like y'all cant even take a comment

It's embarrasing

JUST STOP

guys

Yeah why don’t we all just leave this alone and talk about something else?

STFU

you shut the fuck you you wanna be in this so bad

you just got here you cant say anythng

HOW BOUT THAT AMY?

LIKE JACK AND RANDY TOO

BACK IN BLACH

THATS ALL YOU DO

MESSAGING ME

*TWO

ALL HOURS OF THE FUCKING DAY

INCLUDING LAST NIGHT

I GET U DIDNT HAVE A VALENTINES

I don't wanna be in your drama

BUT THT WASNT MY FUCKIN PROBLEM BRO

LEAVE ETHAN 2 ALONE HES COOL

I GAVE U FUCKIN IDEAS

it’s okay it’s okay

if you wanna get mad get mad in the gc

Then pipe down, respectfully

My god, she complaining abt getting to much attention

maid has a point

madi

Ok fine

okay let’s just stop please

please?

yea no let’s go talk shit in the GC that’s a good idea

I HIT THE SCHLACH

Amy flaps

The what whag?

THE SCHLACH

The whag?

?

I am just as confused as you

THE S C H L A C H

Amy you pissing me off

Ill get back to u in a fuckin mi]k,8nute

minute*

i apologizeed

Madi let’s call.

you dox Jake and i swear to fuck i will beat ur ass

i’m not.

and you know im not joking

emily

im getting to it

ill give u the link

idc if u mad at amy atp but you and ME?

chanels there as well

we saving this friendship

wtf

Amy GC rn

hi guys

Sup bro

Wsg bro

Not much u?

what s this drama about

I have no idea tbh

everyone team up to dox jake

NOOOO THATS NOT THE POINT

Do not dox Jake

Idk either I just got here

Ye he nearly banned me cuz I wouldn't stop sluring his gf

stop.

Maybe you should not have done that

Is this what a president feels like

Jake check uwu

what

Trying to make everyone happy and being constantly hated by half of them

yup

Jake is Joe Biden confirmed?

No wonder George bush used to cry in his bedroom every night this shit’s crazy

he’s not as senile

lol

Yall better knock it the fuck off

OH WELL!

Jake do u sniff little girls?

Wait I did not know that. It must have been stressful to be president.

................

hauh

oh hey chex

don’t

Hey chex

wtf

this isn’t

a great time

to be on here

Amy they can do whatever they want

Huah

hhau

HAI FLAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY HAI INGENUOUS

INGENIOUS

*****::

i’m just going to ignore you because you’re being a little annoying

Nah

hauh

Okay

lol

its okay its just chex

did thoughtless get banned

yo

hruu

ye

sleep deprived

Huah

Yes, apparently he was being a "pedophile"

i dont think he did

he wasnt

You should sleep

hhua

yes but i wanna talk to my bf

Damn

i sleep at 3 am

then wake up at 6

I go to bed early

that doesnt seem very healthy

yes[

I pull lots of all nighters for school tho

everything id do for him isnt healthy

I feel your pain

HE LOOKS SO COOL

Nice

and why did thoughtless get banned

(even tho idk him)

15 gyatt damn ppls on here

lol

Pedo

Chunke!!!!

those are the uhh

condoning little little kids being trans or smth

Did Matt or Ethan do it?

alts or the germans i guess

WHAT

^^

H A U H

？? ? ? ??? ? ???

wazzzzuppppppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

Wsg chunke

idk what condoning means

nutting much

actually very much

accept

basically

i have to go fuqing orchestra concert today

Me neither I'm stupid as fuck

Bitch, I AM the orchestra concert

hauh

wat

whats orchestra

like instruments or smth?

Like violin, cello

it's a musical group composed of Violin, Viola, Cello, and Bass

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

String instruments

WHAT DO U PLAy

i dont tink u guys have dat in japan tho

violin

I think they do but I am not sure

and a litol guitar

and kalimba

we do, im a member of the brass band club

I play piano

Yo is WADE here?

10 years

oh noice

instrument?

i had a mental breakdown tryna learn piano

and found out that i couldt do anything all at once

My parents made me when I was little

Chinkie

Damn nice

i play trumpet,drum and flute

I play piano and violin

gyatt damn

i have a stomach ache

how far u into playing za violin?

r u beginner or intermediate or epik pro?

I've been in the school orchestra for six years

I play guitar and piano 😎

o dam

i've been playing for 3 years

It's not me it's my parents I would quit

vibrato fuqing hard to accomplish tho

IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY VIOLIN

i also play koto

VIOLIN SUCKS ASS

What is a koto

nuh uh

my friend does violin, she hates it with a passion

its a japanese intrument

I hate every instrument with a BURNING passion

im good at it

Oh wait I jut googled a photo

i play the flute

blow job

Ingenious + Chunke + Chex + Wade = god level

IUHAUISYBVASSU

im also tryna learn piano again

i can play the no surprises

and the uhh

debussy thingy

not all of them

I can play that on guitar

just most of them

WAHHHHHHhh

We should do a duet

i want a guitar

I can play ravel

YESHHHHH

these are the real lyrics to poker face for those who didnt know i dont know how i just learned this now

WHAT

I DID NOT KNOW THAT

im so untalented when it comes to music 😭

oh

Fr lmao

its real

Damn

haha

I'm just that good smh

i can play music intruments but i cant read them

OUWHSOUALBSOUHUA

some of you may have already seen this but it is a youtube ad for toddler games

no.

kinky

stop rn

S-S-S-S-S-SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its real

i dont wanna type in caps anymore im on a mac its tedious af

But I guess I will.

mac is gay

windows better

yeah i have no all caps button so i have to hold shift whenever i type all caps.

Mac is better

mac is better

isnt um

isnt there caps lock

Mac and cheese is better

I hate cheese

HEL

HELP