Happy Thanksgiving

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    NAMEDROPPING IS CRAZY

    you’re ridiculous

    Dear Lord, Thank you on this day for giving my Mal so I can have someone to love and jack off to in the shower

    aw i love you

    Happy Thanksgiving thou

    Cosmo is there a way for me to talk w you other then this or no

    woah shits getting serious

    Breek

    Cosmo is there a way for me to talk w you other then this or no

    Im trying to get on wje lounge

    but I'm waiting for thoughtless

    have you joined it yet or no

    mal♡

    woah shits getting serious

    Nothing bad.

    Cosmo idk

    have you joined it yet or no

    No clue what that is

    Breek

    Nothing bad.

    hmmmmmmmmmm

    ok girlllll i trust you

    How you been gff

    i been okkkk hbuuuuu queen

    I've been chillin girl

    Guess what

    Breek

    No clue what that is

    damn. wej-lounge.mn.co

    you'll have to use your email to join but only mods there can see it

    but I'm not a mod on there anymore so that's annoying

    Breek

    Guess what

    you saw a zebra riding a hedgehog???

    that’s what my dad always says

    mal♡

    you saw a zebra riding a hedgehog???

    No my daughter got interested into a guy but he a lil bit weird so I gotta do a background check yk how it be

    Cosmo idk

    damn. wej-lounge.mn.co

    No m?

    Breek

    No my daughter got interested into a guy but he a lil bit weird so I gotta do a background check yk how it be

    ooooo hm

    Breek

    .com?

    nope

    Idk it didn't wanna work

    oh he typed it wrong lmao

    Breek

    No my daughter got interested into a guy but he a lil bit weird so I gotta do a background check yk how it be

    wait, daughter....

    there ya go lmao

    not my fault you're constantly in my mind, okay?

    that’s not my fault eitherrrrr

    oh yeah actually I also have bitrix

    mal♡

    that’s not my fault eitherrrrr

    sure....

    lmao i almost sent a gay flag instead of the crying emoji

    Cosmo idk

    sure....

    i can’t help being epic.

    Cosmo idk

    ...

    it’s haunting you cosmo

    my keyboard knows

    suuuuureeeeeeeeee

    “daddy blach”

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    he wanted me to weird shit with him

    be proud of me

    Europe is filled with pedophiles now

    thats not tthe 22 yr old..

    thats some random guy cosmo.

    K!ttyy

    he wanted me to weird shit with him

    oh what the fuck

    guys just be proud of me i blocked him

    hellll yeah charlie

    block that motherfucker

    Cosmo idk

    oh yeah actually I also have bitrix

    Bruh I just did that entire process

    K!ttyy

    guys just be proud of me i blocked him

    i was getting thereeeee

    Breek

    Bruh I just did that entire process

    ha loser

    wow no one matching my enthusiasm that’s sad

    mal♡

    ha loser

    Girl...

    i was kidding gffffffff

    why isnt cosmo proud of me

    cus he’s goofy

    cosmo be proud of her

    (lookit guys i said please)

    YAYAY MAL AID PLEASE

    i’m not mean and controlling i’m nice and lovely

    Breek

    Girl...

    parkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    yesss ofc <33

    oh uh wtf my sis js said

    i'm proud of you, however, as you know most people want freaky shit from you and every time you get on those chats you get exposed to a cycle of guys trying to be freaky with you

    “sissy you made my dream come true of you being alone”

    mal♡

    i’m not mean and controlling i’m nice and lovely

    I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE MEAN OR CONTROLLING

    Cosmo idk

    i'm proud of you, however, as you know most people want freaky shit from you and every time you get on those chats you get exposed to a cycle of guys trying to be freaky with you

    she blocked that motherfucker and that’s a big improvement

    Cosmo idk

    I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE MEAN OR CONTROLLING

    i didn’t say that you said that

    mal♡

    she blocked that motherfucker and that’s a big improvement

    your my new mommy

    i’m js prooooving im nice

    mal♡

    i didn’t say that you said that

    I'm sorry

    K!ttyy

    your my new mommy

    tehehehehehehehehehehe

    Cosmo idk

    I'm sorry

    don’t be sorry lmao i’m js messing with you

    Cosmo idk

    i'm proud of you, however, as you know most people want freaky shit from you and every time you get on those chats you get exposed to a cycle of guys trying to be freaky with you

    ik but i blocked him..

    that is an improvement, I agreed with that

    yayayayayayayay that motherfucker got blockedddddd

    cosmo i like my new mommy

    mal♡

    parkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Mallllll

    guys i made a new freind last night

    That guy mean er the other one chill

    Idk which u talking abt

    and he was really chill, adn wathced a movie with me, and i was over thinking and freaking out scared to dispoint him (with the movie) he said its fine and he will watch it with me

    not the mean one parker

    Breek

    Mallllll

    hi bbggggg

    and then he fell asleep on the call

    Hii girllll

    K!ttyy

    cosmo i like my new mommy

    yeah he made a pretty good choice

    Breek

    Hii girllll

    hruuuuuu gffff

    mal♡

    yeah he made a pretty good choice

    Amazing

    mal♡

    hruuuuuu gffff

    I'm gooddd

    Breek

    Amazing

    best choice ever

    mal♡

    yeah he made a pretty good choice

    frfr

    cosmo did you see what i said

    K!ttyy

    guys i made a new freind last night

    how old...

    on the last post

    Cosmo idk

    how old...

    i think hes 15 or 16, i honestly dont know

    oh yall apparently i’m not my sisters sister no more cus she got mad at her magnets

    “you were my sister but now im breaking your heart”

    K!ttyy

    i think hes 15 or 16, i honestly dont know

    okkkk that’s goooddddd

    K!ttyy

    on the last post

    yeah

    mal♡

    oh yall apparently i’m not my sisters sister no more cus she got mad at her magnets

    magnets? totally relatable

    what are you doing with the magnets hmm?

    okkkkkkkk…..

    my sister js hit me

    that, however, is not something I want to relate to

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    Cosmo idk

    that, however, is not something I want to relate to

    dad, please dont hit mommy

    mal♡

    my sister js hit me

    That's not good, u ok?

    PARKER THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20's

    Breek

    That's not good, u ok?

    yeah she’s only 4 lmao

    K!ttyy

    PARKER THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20's

    WTF

    K!ttyy

    PARKER THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20's

    Shhh

    THATD BE WILD

    why would she be in her 20s....

    Shhhhhhhh

    Cosmo idk

    why would she be in her 20s....

    Ik she 17

    Cosmo idk

    why would she be in her 20s....

    no he thought you were

    17 AND 20 PARKER?????

    Cuz charlie called u father it bumped up my mental image of u

    guys my sis is being so mean

    It's finneeee

    Cosmo idk

    um 17 and look 17 ok?

    *i'm

    Cosmo idk

    um 17 and look 17 ok?

    Uhhh otay

    otayyyyyyyyy

    my sis js called me the worst and hit me again

    she so rudeeee

    mal♡

    my sis js called me the worst and hit me again

    damnnn

    everything is so dead outside

    mal♡

    my sis js called me the worst and hit me again

    Hopefully you'll be ok

    i’m being bullied by a 4 year old

    I feel you

    just give her her magnets back

    But they 13, 6, 3 and 9 months

    i didn’t touch her magnets

    that’s the thing

    i bully everyone

    she got frustrated with her magnets on her own and took it out on me lmao

    Breek

    But they 13, 6, 3 and 9 months

    mine are 11, 4, 2, and in the womb

    K!ttyy

    bye

    where you goinggg

    K!ttyy

    bye

    U ok?

    nvm not going

    mal♡

    mine are 11, 4, 2, and in the womb

    [redacted]

    K!ttyy

    i bully everyone

    Not everyone surely

    Cosmo idk

    [redacted]

    you’re redacted

    Cosmo idk

    [redacted]

    Huh

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    i didn’t see it

    mal♡

    mine are 11, 4, 2, and in the womb

    Well the 16 and 17 one are chillin

    mal♡

    i didn’t see it

    maybe that's for the best 😭

    my 4 yo is tryna boss me around

    Cosmo idk

    maybe that's for the best 😭

    oh my

    i gotta work on food and cleaning bye now

    mal♡

    oh my

    imma tell you in the doc

    happy thanksgiving yall might be on later

    Cosmo idk

    imma tell you in the doc

    uh oh ok

    K!ttyy

    happy thanksgiving yall might be on later

    happy thanksgiving dear

    K!ttyy

    love yall

    love you

    why dose my fake mom love me more than my real

    K!ttyy

    why dose my fake mom love me more than my real

    cus i’m a good mother

    see parker knows

    good friend, good gf, good mom

    what can i say

    Legendary

    yes literally

    mal♡

    good friend, good gf, good mom

    second one is more accurate than you can imagine

    well that’s good

    give me 5 stars on yelp

    bruh wanna call later today?

    if i have time then definitely

    (stalkers, yes we do actually call each other, and yes it does sometimes de-escalate in worse ways than you could expect)

    😭😭😭

    but usually its just us saying dumb shit.

    and me showing off my penny collection

    and taking dumbass screenshots cus making me look retarded brings you joy smhsmh

    not when i’m eating books lmfao

    bahahahaah or chapstick

    mal♡

    bahahahaah or chapstick

    omg lmao that made me laugh so hard

    Cosmo idk

    as you said

    AH

    Cosmo idk

    omg lmao that made me laugh so hard

    ik it did muahahahaha

    why thank you

    (doc dms refrence for stalkers)

    Cosmo idk

    yes it is, mister

    no sir

    Cosmo idk

    (doc dms refrence for stalkers)

    (crazy reference)

    that’s mean ☹️

    smhsmhsmhhhh

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    I'm so sad I couldn't get her when she was getting majestic

    another time

    2 hr 59 min call go crazy

    i’m haha charge my phone during dinner it’s at 22% now

    goofy autocorrect

    yesterday, it was a 61 min call with 45 min zoom. today, 2:59, tmrw? who the fuck knows

    anyways gotta go eat lunch

    Cosmo idk

    yesterday, it was a 61 min call with 45 min zoom. today, 2:59, tmrw? who the fuck knows

    24 hoursssss

    Cosmo idk

    anyways gotta go eat lunch

    yum enjoy

    hope you enjoyed ur dinner too

    i did but now imma vomit

    damn if you rlly like thanksgiving

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    i don’t i js don’t have an appetite

    so when i eat an actual meal i feel sick

    hope you feel okay later

    my mom wants me n my cousin to duet for christmas lmao

    him on piano and me singing along 😭

    we’re doing bruno mars rn

    i wasn’t actually singing well tho cus my whole family’s here

    so what are you gonna be doing

    well you can impersonate a nut cracker by putting things in ur mouth

    that ought to work great

    that ought to work great

    i told me cousin i’d do piano man with him

    wait, you have practice outside of that yellow piano that you have

    my cousins got a real piano to practice on

    he’ll do the piano i’ll js sing

    when you sing, just let it go like me in that drag drawing

    BAHAHAHA yes

    my cousin can be druggie olaf

    Bahaha nobody got any clue what we're talking about

    that’s for the better bahahaha

    my drawing was only for your eyes

    i mean if anyone saw it that’d basically be a face rev so like

    imma have to try to make a caricature of you later

    mal♡

    i mean if anyone saw it that’d basically be a face rev so like

    simmy, please stfu

    I got other photos of you that are much much much more fucked up

    i wasn’t gonna send it goofy

    i’m js saying my drawing is hyper realistic

    it does have me pinching pennies in it

    and singing let it go

    with purple eyeshadow and a blue dress

    and a super chiseled jaw and hella cheekbones

    and lip gloss

    can’t forget the lip gloss

    like omg I look so draggggy

    yessss queennnn

    yessss girllllll

    omg do you like wanna paint nails together?????

    wtf

    cus that would like be totally like a romantic experiennceeee

    yeasssssss girllllllll

    mal have u been able to contact Eli?

    nothin yet from him as far as I can tell

    can you msg him through disc, Rey?

    R3Y

    mal have u been able to contact Eli?

    no

    Cosmo idk

    nothin yet from him as far as I can tell

    fuckkk bro

    i’m rlly scared dude

    Cosmo idk

    can you msg him through disc, Rey?

    yes and I got his num too

    i been trying all day

    R3Y

    yes and I got his num too

    jkw called him several times and he didn’t pick up

    broooooo

    and knowing his history on how he deals with break ups, there's no knowing what really happened with him

    wtf do I do

    i gotta do sum

    but it’s been so long dude

    he messaged me at 9 last night

    this is almost like the ingen shit all over again (if it was real)

    mal♡

    he messaged me at 9 last night

    I remember that

    it scared the hell out of us

    jkw been freaking out too

    she didn’t sleep last night and kept messaging and calling

    we all been freaking out

    how didn't I know abt this I feel like a shit friend Ik him irl too

    he didn’t say anything abt it to anyone

    it was so quick

    he bottles up his feelings too well

    mal♡

    he messaged me at 9 last night

    wait all he said was bye?

    R3Y

    wait all he said was bye?

    “fuck ass world we live in, bye”

    fuck bro fuck

    fuckkkkk

    Goddamnit we should have called the fuckin police on him

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    that was the whole basis for our convo last night then he went offline for about 2 hours

    mal♡

    “fuck ass world we live in, bye”

    then sent that and hasn’t been online since

    10 minutes before 9 (Texas time)

    i’m scared

    im thinking abt calling 988

    what do I even say? never done this b4

    tell them what happened

    ima make a lil google doc nd say what I gotta say

    that he hasn’t been online since 8:55 last night your time

    R3Y

    ima make a lil google doc nd say what I gotta say

    ok sounds good

    do you have his address?

    no tbh

    um you know any friends that do?

    im gon ask the gc

    mal♡

    that he hasn’t been online since 8:55 last night your time

    8:55 PM in my time right?

    alr

    he better be ok dude

    calling them rn

    ok lmk how it goes pls

    alr they're gonna do a welfare check or smth still calling w the non emergency number

    Im fucking praying hard now

    R3Y

    alr they're gonna do a welfare check or smth still calling w the non emergency number

    good

    Cosmo idk

    Im fucking praying hard now

    me too

    this is purely the ingen reaction all over again

    i’m so scared

    mal, pls just take a break from ur phone and breath, okay?

    fuckkk they said the service univabialbe im calling them motherfuckers again

    Cosmo idk

    mal, pls just take a break from ur phone and breath, okay?

    i can’t bro i don’t wanna miss anything

    just breath and talk to your family members

    rey and I can handle this

    I fucking hate seeing you like this

    with all of my heart, please just get off wje

    lmk if anything happens pls

    if anything serious happens, I'll text, okay?

    okay finally im on the phone with someone actually useful he says hes trying look up where eli is exactly

    w emmanuel

    just update me as shit goes on

    okay so emmanuel the guy on the 988 call transferred me to the sheriffs derpartment told them everything I knew and they said they're going to start on the investigation

    my voice was shaky as fuck dude I was stuttering

    well hopefully all goes well tho

    im gonna pray for Eli

    I believe that the sherrif's gonna contact his school to look for his parents

    either that or nearby hospitals to look if he's ther

    yes hopefully

    posted on my insta story if anyone from our school got further info

    have you been taken off the line?

    needs take a short break

    Cosmo idk

    have you been taken off the line?

    the phonecall?

    yh they hung up

    yh im good thx for asking

    js worried abt him

    i better see him at school next week

    if you need anything we’re for you ok

    they are most likely contacting his parents by now

    BUT YOU LET THE OTHER GUY IN!!!!

    THAT’S NOOOOOOTTTT MY NAME!!!!!!

    this is not a happy thing rn gng

    RapBoat

    BUT YOU LET THE OTHER GUY IN!!!!

    yeah but he's more welcome than your ass is now

    Yeah he means you

    I mean he means me

    That I’m more welcome

    yeah that's fucking false

    Necrowmancer

    idrk im from sw

    Yo, what do you think the best MUSIC GENRE is

    rb seriously this isn’t the time man

    good God rapboat do you seriously have to be that fucking insensitive?

    HE LITERALLY INSULTED ME

    RapBoat

    Yo, what do you think the best MUSIC GENRE is

    german rap is goated

    the world doesn't revolve around you

    RapBoat

    HE STARTED IT

    nobody gives a flying fuck just fucking leave bro

    this isn’t a fucking joke

    Cosmo idk

    the world doesn't revolve around you

    HIS FAULT!!!!

    this is not fucking funny

    this is serious

    something you can fucking handle

    stop escalating this shit

    so fucking leave dumbass

    Cosmo idk

    strike 1

    GIVE HIM A STRIKE!!!!

    good fucking fried

    RapBoat

    GIVE HIM A STRIKE!!!!

    no.

    RapBoat

    GIVE HIM A STRIKE!!!!

    oh so you want another strike now? you got it. strike two

    RapBoat

    WHY NOOOOOOTTTT

    because nobody fucking listens to you

    fucking leave before you get another strike

    Cosmo idk

    oh so you want another strike now? you got it. strike two

    HE INSULTED ME FIRST!!!!!!

    Cosmo idk

    oh so you want another strike now? you got it. strike two

    idk whats going on here but what did rap boat do

    this is not the time to fuck with us

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    Necrowmancer

    idk whats going on here but what did rap boat do

    read the chat

    R3Y

    mal have u been able to contact Eli?

    start here

    RapBoat

    HE INSULTED ME FIRST!!!!!!

    disrespecting mods, being disrespectful to other users,

    it explain why this is NOT the fucking time rb

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    fuck you

    the insensitivity of some ppl

    fr

    never fails to fucking impress me

    mal♡

    never fails to fucking impress me

    i hope u mean rapboat this 8 yo ipad kid retard

    it’s always fucking rapboat

    every fucking time

    good fucking grief

    now that that stress is out

    may we continue normal conversation or do we still need some time to cool off

    Cosmo idk

    may we continue normal conversation or do we still need some time to cool off

    i js wanna distract myself

    we had vegetable curry. i normally like it but the sauce was so fckn sweet i hated it

    (except when its super sweet apparently)

    oh damn lmao

    Cosmo idk

    (except when its super sweet apparently)

    my mom said it isnt a curry its a masala

    i don’t like masala

    its like cinnamon n other shit

    Necrowmancer

    my mom said it isnt a curry its a masala

    erm according to the internet masala is simply a blend of spices

    I mean I like bananas but that's just weird

    i don’t like bananas

    but at least you like hummus, and for me, that's all that matters

    that’s good

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    mal♡

    it’s always fucking rapboat

    He was actually in the right.

    RapBoat was in the right.

    he was right dead center in the wrong

    I know because I like putting conversations into ChatGPT.

    man chatgpt doesn't understand the entire context

    brotha shut the hell up

    Cosmo idk

    man chatgpt doesn't understand the entire context

    ChatGPT is God.

    once again, not the fucking time

    I use it every day.

    Necrowmancer

    ok maybe Ive gone too far sry

    I’M SO FUCKING SEXY!!!!

    I’m the real Adrian Gorges, bro.

    AG7.0

    I’M SO FUCKING SEXY!!!!

    bro wtf

    Cosmo idk

    prove it

    But how?

    Cosmo idk

    prove it

    actually I got enough evidence to ban you

    lets see what you have to say

    Well, everyone says I should be the new mod.

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    Cosmo idk

    ok so bye bye

    Please?

    mal can u post the last messages again?

    oh hey ethan

    of eli

    R3Y

    mal can u post the last messages again?

    the convo we had or when he said bye

    both

    we need all the info

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    wait i’m making a mod post for this js cus it’s private convos ok?

    don’t wanna violate his privacy at all

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    i feel like throwing up

    when i dindt rlly eat yesterday

    sorry i had to leave

    Bewitched Peccary