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GIRL

NAMEDROPPING IS CRAZY

you’re ridiculous

Dear Lord, Thank you on this day for giving my Mal so I can have someone to love and jack off to in the shower

aw i love you

Happy Thanksgiving thou

Cosmo is there a way for me to talk w you other then this or no

woah shits getting serious

Breek

Cosmo is there a way for me to talk w you other then this or no

Im trying to get on wje lounge

but I'm waiting for thoughtless

have you joined it yet or no

mal

woah shits getting serious

Nothing bad.

Cosmo idk

have you joined it yet or no

No clue what that is

Breek

Nothing bad.

hmmmmmmmmmm

ok girlllll i trust you

yk it gf

How you been gff

i been okkkk hbuuuuu queen

I've been chillin girl

Guess what

Breek

No clue what that is

damn. wej-lounge.mn.co

you'll have to use your email to join but only mods there can see it

but I'm not a mod on there anymore so that's annoying

Breek

Guess what

you saw a zebra riding a hedgehog???

what lmao

that’s what my dad always says

mal

you saw a zebra riding a hedgehog???

No my daughter got interested into a guy but he a lil bit weird so I gotta do a background check yk how it be

Cosmo idk

damn. wej-lounge.mn.co

No m?

Breek

No my daughter got interested into a guy but he a lil bit weird so I gotta do a background check yk how it be

ooooo hm

Breek

.com?

nope

.co

Idk it didn't wanna work

oh he typed it wrong lmao

wje not wej

Breek

No my daughter got interested into a guy but he a lil bit weird so I gotta do a background check yk how it be

wait, daughter....

there ya go lmao

not my fault you're constantly in my mind, okay?

that’s not my fault eitherrrrr

oh yeah actually I also have bitrix

girl 😭

mal

that’s not my fault eitherrrrr

sure....

lmao i almost sent a gay flag instead of the crying emoji

Cosmo idk

sure....

i can’t help being epic.

Cosmo idk

...

it’s haunting you cosmo

my keyboard knows

suuuuureeeeeeeeee

“daddy blach”

yikers

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Europe is filled with pedophiles now

♡Hello Kitty♡

he wanted me to weird shit with him

oh what the fuck

hellll yeah charlie

block that motherfucker

Cosmo idk

oh yeah actually I also have bitrix

Bruh I just did that entire process

♡Hello Kitty♡

guys just be proud of me i blocked him

i was getting thereeeee

Breek

Bruh I just did that entire process

ha loser

wow no one matching my enthusiasm that’s sad

mal

ha loser

Girl...

i was kidding gffffffff

cus he’s goofy

cosmo be proud of her

please

(lookit guys i said please)

i’m not mean and controlling i’m nice and lovely

Breek

Girl...

parkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

oh uh wtf my sis js said

i'm proud of you, however, as you know most people want freaky shit from you and every time you get on those chats you get exposed to a cycle of guys trying to be freaky with you

“sissy you made my dream come true of you being alone”

mal

i’m not mean and controlling i’m nice and lovely

I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE MEAN OR CONTROLLING

Cosmo idk

i'm proud of you, however, as you know most people want freaky shit from you and every time you get on those chats you get exposed to a cycle of guys trying to be freaky with you

she blocked that motherfucker and that’s a big improvement

Cosmo idk

I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE MEAN OR CONTROLLING

i didn’t say that you said that

mal

she blocked that motherfucker and that’s a big improvement

your my new mommy

i’m js prooooving im nice

mal

i didn’t say that you said that

I'm sorry

♡Hello Kitty♡

your my new mommy

tehehehehehehehehehehe

Cosmo idk

I'm sorry

don’t be sorry lmao i’m js messing with you

Cosmo idk

i'm proud of you, however, as you know most people want freaky shit from you and every time you get on those chats you get exposed to a cycle of guys trying to be freaky with you

ik but i blocked him..

that is an improvement, I agreed with that

yayayayayayayay that motherfucker got blockedddddd

mal

parkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Mallllll

That guy mean er the other one chill

Idk which u talking abt

and he was really chill, adn wathced a movie with me, and i was over thinking and freaking out scared to dispoint him (with the movie) he said its fine and he will watch it with me

Breek

Mallllll

hi bbggggg

Hii girllll

♡Hello Kitty♡

cosmo i like my new mommy

yeah he made a pretty good choice

Breek

Hii girllll

hruuuuuu gffff

mal

yeah he made a pretty good choice

Amazing

mal

hruuuuuu gffff

I'm gooddd

i’m okkkk

Breek

Amazing

best choice ever

mal

yeah he made a pretty good choice

frfr

♡Hello Kitty♡

guys i made a new freind last night

how old...

Cosmo idk

how old...

i think hes 15 or 16, i honestly dont know

oh yall apparently i’m not my sisters sister no more cus she got mad at her magnets

“you were my sister but now im breaking your heart”

♡Hello Kitty♡

i think hes 15 or 16, i honestly dont know

okkkk that’s goooddddd

♡Hello Kitty♡

on the last post

yeah

mal

oh yall apparently i’m not my sisters sister no more cus she got mad at her magnets

magnets? totally relatable

what are you doing with the magnets hmm?

okkkkkkkk…..

my sister js hit me

that, however, is not something I want to relate to

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Cosmo idk

that, however, is not something I want to relate to

dad, please dont hit mommy

mal

my sister js hit me

That's not good, u ok?

Breek

That's not good, u ok?

yeah she’s only 4 lmao

♡Hello Kitty♡

PARKER THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20's

WTF

♡Hello Kitty♡

PARKER THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20's

Shhh

PARKER

THATD BE WILD

why would she be in her 20s....

Shhhhhhhh

Cosmo idk

why would she be in her 20s....

Ik she 17

Cosmo idk

why would she be in her 20s....

no he thought you were

17 AND 20 PARKER?????

THATS WEIRD

Cuz charlie called u father it bumped up my mental image of u

guys my sis is being so mean

It's finneeee

Cosmo idk

um 17 and look 17 ok?

*i'm

Cosmo idk

um 17 and look 17 ok?

Uhhh otay

otayyyyy

otayyyyyyyyy

my sis js called me the worst and hit me again

mal

my sis js called me the worst and hit me again

oh noo :<

she so rudeeee

mal

my sis js called me the worst and hit me again

damnnn

everything is so dead outside

mal

my sis js called me the worst and hit me again

Hopefully you'll be ok

i’m being bullied by a 4 year old

I feel you

just give her her magnets back

But they 13, 6, 3 and 9 months

i didn’t touch her magnets

that’s the thing

she got frustrated with her magnets on her own and took it out on me lmao

Breek

But they 13, 6, 3 and 9 months

mine are 11, 4, 2, and in the womb

♡Hello Kitty♡

bye

where you goinggg

♡Hello Kitty♡

bye

U ok?

ya

*ya

wtf

yay

there

mal

mine are 11, 4, 2, and in the womb

[redacted]

♡Hello Kitty♡

i bully everyone

Not everyone surely

Cosmo idk

[redacted]

you’re redacted

Cosmo idk

[redacted]

Huh

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i didn’t see it

mal

mine are 11, 4, 2, and in the womb

Well the 16 and 17 one are chillin

mal

i didn’t see it

maybe that's for the best 😭

my 4 yo is tryna boss me around

Cosmo idk

maybe that's for the best 😭

oh my

mal

oh my

imma tell you in the doc

Cosmo idk

imma tell you in the doc

uh oh ok

♡Hello Kitty♡

happy thanksgiving yall might be on later

happy thanksgiving dear

♡Hello Kitty♡

love yall

love you

♡Hello Kitty♡

why dose my fake mom love me more than my real

cus i’m a good mother

see parker knows

i’m epic

good friend, good gf, good mom

what can i say

Legendary

yes literally

mal

good friend, good gf, good mom

second one is more accurate than you can imagine

well that’s good

give me 5 stars on yelp

mal

give me 5 stars on yelp

totally

lmaoo

bruh wanna call later today?

if i have time then definitely

(stalkers, yes we do actually call each other, and yes it does sometimes de-escalate in worse ways than you could expect)

😭😭😭

lmao

but usually its just us saying dumb shit.

and me showing off my penny collection

and taking dumbass screenshots cus making me look retarded brings you joy smhsmh

not when i’m eating books lmfao

bahahahaah or chapstick

mal

bahahahaah or chapstick

omg lmao that made me laugh so hard

Cosmo idk

as you said

AH

Cosmo idk

omg lmao that made me laugh so hard

ik it did muahahahaha

why thank you

it’s nice

ahuh.

no sir

(doc dms refrence for stalkers)

Cosmo idk

yes it is, mister

no sir

Cosmo idk

(doc dms refrence for stalkers)

(crazy reference)

you got pms

that’s mean ☹️

smhsmhsmhhhh

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meow

I'm so sad I couldn't get her when she was getting majestic

lmao fr

another time

2 hr 59 min call go crazy

dude fr

i’m haha charge my phone during dinner it’s at 22% now

wtf

imma hafta

not im haha

goofy autocorrect

yesterday, it was a 61 min call with 45 min zoom. today, 2:59, tmrw? who the fuck knows

anyways gotta go eat lunch

Cosmo idk

yesterday, it was a 61 min call with 45 min zoom. today, 2:59, tmrw? who the fuck knows

24 hoursssss

Cosmo idk

anyways gotta go eat lunch

yum enjoy

hope you enjoyed ur dinner too

i did but now imma vomit

damn if you rlly like thanksgiving

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i don’t i js don’t have an appetite

so when i eat an actual meal i feel sick

tyty

my mom wants me n my cousin to duet for christmas lmao

him on piano and me singing along 😭

we’re doing bruno mars rn

i wasn’t actually singing well tho cus my whole family’s here

he is

so what are you gonna be doing

idk haha

well you can impersonate a nut cracker by putting things in ur mouth

LMAO

frfrfrfr

i told me cousin i’d do piano man with him

wait, you have practice outside of that yellow piano that you have

my cousins got a real piano to practice on

he’ll do the piano i’ll js sing

when you sing, just let it go like me in that drag drawing

BAHAHAHA yes

my cousin can be druggie olaf

Bahaha nobody got any clue what we're talking about

that’s for the better bahahaha

my drawing was only for your eyes

i mean if anyone saw it that’d basically be a face rev so like

imma have to try to make a caricature of you later

mal

i mean if anyone saw it that’d basically be a face rev so like

simmy, please stfu

I got other photos of you that are much much much more fucked up

i wasn’t gonna send it goofy

i’m js saying my drawing is hyper realistic

it does have me pinching pennies in it

and singing let it go

with purple eyeshadow and a blue dress

and a super chiseled jaw and hella cheekbones

and lip gloss

can’t forget the lip gloss

like omg I look so draggggy

yessss queennnn

yessss girllllll

omg do you like wanna paint nails together?????

cus that would like be totally like a romantic experiennceeee

yeasssssss girllllllll

mal have u been able to contact Eli?

nothin yet from him as far as I can tell

can you msg him through disc, Rey?

DaRey1

mal have u been able to contact Eli?

no

Cosmo idk

nothin yet from him as far as I can tell

fuckkk bro

i’m rlly scared dude

Cosmo idk

can you msg him through disc, Rey?

yes and I got his num too

i been trying all day

DaRey1

yes and I got his num too

jkw called him several times and he didn’t pick up

and knowing his history on how he deals with break ups, there's no knowing what really happened with him

i gotta do sum

idk bro

but it’s been so long dude

he messaged me at 9 last night

this is almost like the ingen shit all over again (if it was real)

mal

he messaged me at 9 last night

I remember that

yeah

it scared the hell out of us

yep

jkw been freaking out too

she didn’t sleep last night and kept messaging and calling

how didn't I know abt this I feel like a shit friend Ik him irl too

he didn’t say anything abt it to anyone

it was so quick

he bottles up his feelings too well

mal

he messaged me at 9 last night

wait all he said was bye?

DaRey1

wait all he said was bye?

“fuck ass world we live in, bye”

fuck bro fuck

Goddamnit we should have called the fuckin police on him

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that was the whole basis for our convo last night then he went offline for about 2 hours

mal

“fuck ass world we live in, bye”

then sent that and hasn’t been online since

10 minutes before 9 (Texas time)

i’m scared

im thinking abt calling 988

you should

pls

what do I even say? never done this b4

tell them what happened

ima make a lil google doc nd say what I gotta say

that he hasn’t been online since 8:55 last night your time

DaRey1

ima make a lil google doc nd say what I gotta say

ok sounds good

Cosmo idk

do you have his address?

no tbh

um you know any friends that do?

im gon ask the gc

ok

mal

that he hasn’t been online since 8:55 last night your time

8:55 PM in my time right?

yes

he better be ok dude

calling them rn

ok lmk how it goes pls

alr they're gonna do a welfare check or smth still calling w the non emergency number

Im fucking praying hard now

DaRey1

alr they're gonna do a welfare check or smth still calling w the non emergency number

good

Cosmo idk

Im fucking praying hard now

me too

this is purely the ingen reaction all over again

i’m so scared

mal, pls just take a break from ur phone and breath, okay?

fuckkk they said the service univabialbe im calling them motherfuckers again

omfg

Cosmo idk

mal, pls just take a break from ur phone and breath, okay?

i can’t bro i don’t wanna miss anything

just breath and talk to your family members

I fucking hate seeing you like this

with all of my heart, please just get off wje

ok

lmk if anything happens pls

if anything serious happens, I'll text, okay?

ok

thank you

okay finally im on the phone with someone actually useful he says hes trying look up where eli is exactly

just update me as shit goes on

okay so emmanuel the guy on the 988 call transferred me to the sheriffs derpartment told them everything I knew and they said they're going to start on the investigation

my voice was shaky as fuck dude I was stuttering

well hopefully all goes well tho

im gonna pray for Eli

I believe that the sherrif's gonna contact his school to look for his parents

either that or nearby hospitals to look if he's ther

posted on my insta story if anyone from our school got further info

have you been taken off the line?

Cosmo idk

have you been taken off the line?

the phonecall?

yh they hung up

yh im good thx for asking

js worried abt him

i better see him at school next week

if you need anything we’re for you ok

they are most likely contacting his parents by now

hallo

nothing

you

BUT YOU LET THE OTHER GUY IN!!!!

THAT’S NOOOOOOTTTT MY NAME!!!!!!

this is not a happy thing rn gng

DaRapBoat

BUT YOU LET THE OTHER GUY IN!!!!

yeah but he's more welcome than your ass is now

Cosmo idk

yeah but he's more welcome than your ass is now

u mean me or who

Necrowmancer

u mean me or who

Yeah he means you

That I’m more welcome

yeah that's fucking false

Necrowmancer

idrk im from sw

Yo, what do you think the best MUSIC GENRE is

rb seriously this isn’t the time man

good God rapboat do you seriously have to be that fucking insensitive?

Cosmo idk

good God rapboat do you seriously have to be that fucking insensitive?

HE LITERALLY INSULTED ME

DaRapBoat

Yo, what do you think the best MUSIC GENRE is

german rap is goated

the world doesn't revolve around you

DaRapBoat

HE STARTED IT

nobody gives a flying fuck just fucking leave bro

this isn’t a fucking joke

DaRapBoat

HE STARTED IT

its a joke bro

Cosmo idk

the world doesn't revolve around you

HIS FAULT!!!!

this is not fucking funny

this is serious

something you can fucking handle

stop escalating this shit

so fucking leave dumbass

Cosmo idk

strike 1

who? rapboat or me?

Cosmo idk

strike 1

GIVE HIM A STRIKE!!!!

good fucking fried

grief

DaRapBoat

HIS FAULT!!!!

Lightmode user

DaRapBoat

GIVE HIM A STRIKE!!!!

no.

DaRapBoat

GIVE HIM A STRIKE!!!!

oh so you want another strike now? you got it. strike two

DaRapBoat

WHY NOOOOOOTTTT

because nobody fucking listens to you

fucking leave before you get another strike

Cosmo idk

oh so you want another strike now? you got it. strike two

HE INSULTED ME FIRST!!!!!!

Cosmo idk

oh so you want another strike now? you got it. strike two

idk whats going on here but what did rap boat do

this is not the time to fuck with us

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Necrowmancer

idk whats going on here but what did rap boat do

read the chat

DaRey1

mal have u been able to contact Eli?

start here

DaRapBoat

HE INSULTED ME FIRST!!!!!!

disrespecting mods, being disrespectful to other users,

it explain why this is NOT the fucking time rb

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fuck you

the insensitivity of some ppl

never fails to fucking impress me

mal

never fails to fucking impress me

i hope u mean rapboat this 8 yo ipad kid retard

Necrowmancer

i hope u mean rapboat this 8 yo ipad kid retard

i do

it’s always fucking rapboat

every fucking time

good fucking grief

now that that stress is out

may we continue normal conversation or do we still need some time to cool off

Cosmo idk

may we continue normal conversation or do we still need some time to cool off

i js wanna distract myself

it was good

we had pie

yeah

we had vegetable curry. i normally like it but the sauce was so fckn sweet i hated it

(except when its super sweet apparently)

oh damn lmao

Cosmo idk

(except when its super sweet apparently)

my mom said it isnt a curry its a masala

oh damn

i don’t like masala

its like cinnamon n other shit

Necrowmancer

my mom said it isnt a curry its a masala

erm according to the internet masala is simply a blend of spices

Cosmo idk

erm according to the internet masala is simply a blend of spices

there was banana in it

I mean I like bananas but that's just weird

i don’t like bananas

they gross

hurb

but at least you like hummus, and for me, that's all that matters

lmaoo

that’s good

yippeeeee

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mal

it’s always fucking rapboat

He was actually in the right.

AG7.0

He was actually in the right.

wdym

Necrowmancer

wdym

RapBoat was in the right.

he was right dead center in the wrong

I know because I like putting conversations into ChatGPT.

man chatgpt doesn't understand the entire context

brotha shut the hell up

Cosmo idk

man chatgpt doesn't understand the entire context

ChatGPT is God.

once again, not the fucking time

I use it every day.

hm?

Necrowmancer

ok maybe Ive gone too far sry

I’M SO FUCKING SEXY!!!!

Cosmo idk

are you really ag?

I’m the real Adrian Gorges, bro.

AG7.0

I’M SO FUCKING SEXY!!!!

bro wtf

Cosmo idk

prove it

But how?

Cosmo idk

prove it

actually I got enough evidence to ban you

lets see what you have to say

Well, everyone says I should be the new mod.

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Cosmo idk

ok so bye bye

Please?

mal can u post the last messages again?

oh hey ethan

DaRey1

mal can u post the last messages again?

the convo we had or when he said bye

we need all the info

ok one sec

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wait i’m making a mod post for this js cus it’s private convos ok?

don’t wanna violate his privacy at all

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