Happy Thanksgiving

GIRL

BAHAHHAHA

NAMEDROPPING IS CRAZY

ok mb. lemme change it

you’re ridiculous

Dear Lord, Thank you on this day for giving my Mal so I can have someone to love and jack off to in the shower

aw i love you

love you too

Tf...

Happy Thanksgiving thou

um

Cosmo is there a way for me to talk w you other then this or no

woah shits getting serious

Im trying to get on wje lounge

but I'm waiting for thoughtless

Hm

have you joined it yet or no

Nothing bad.

No clue what that is

hmmmmmmmmmm

ok girlllll i trust you

Mhmmm

yk it gf

How you been gff

i been okkkk hbuuuuu queen

I've been chillin girl

Guess what

damn. wej-lounge.mn.co

you'll have to use your email to join but only mods there can see it

but I'm not a mod on there anymore so that's annoying

you saw a zebra riding a hedgehog???

uhhhhhhh

what lmao

that’s what my dad always says

No my daughter got interested into a guy but he a lil bit weird so I gotta do a background check yk how it be

No m?

.com?

ooooo hm

nope

.co

Gotcha

Idk it didn't wanna work

oh he typed it wrong lmao

wje not wej

wait, daughter....

its wje-lounge.mn.com

*co

bleh

wje-lounge.mn.co

there ya go lmao

not my fault you're constantly in my mind, okay?

that’s not my fault eitherrrrr

oh yeah actually I also have bitrix

girl 😭

sure....

lmao i almost sent a gay flag instead of the crying emoji

...

i can’t help being epic.

fair

it’s haunting you cosmo

my keyboard knows

um I'm only gay for you

suuuuureeeeeeeeee

“daddy blach”

yikers

ok

that;s true

wrong ss

mb

he wanted me to weird shit with him

be proud of me

of course he did

Europe is filled with pedophiles now

thats not tthe 22 yr old..

oh

thats some random guy cosmo.

bro

oh what the fuck

guys just be proud of me i blocked him

hellll yeah charlie

block that motherfucker

Bruh I just did that entire process

i was getting thereeeee

ha loser

yeuhhhhhh

wow no one matching my enthusiasm that’s sad

Girl...

i was kidding gffffffff

why isnt cosmo proud of me

cus he’s goofy

cosmo be proud of her

please

(lookit guys i said please)

yes

YAYAY MAL AID PLEASE

i’m not mean and controlling i’m nice and lovely

parkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yesss ofc <33

oh uh wtf my sis js said

i'm proud of you, however, as you know most people want freaky shit from you and every time you get on those chats you get exposed to a cycle of guys trying to be freaky with you

“sissy you made my dream come true of you being alone”

I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE MEAN OR CONTROLLING

she blocked that motherfucker and that’s a big improvement

i didn’t say that you said that

your my new mommy

i’m js prooooving im nice

I'm sorry

tehehehehehehehehehehe

don’t be sorry lmao i’m js messing with you

ik lmao

ik but i blocked him..

that is an improvement, I agreed with that

yayay

yayayayayayayay that motherfucker got blockedddddd

hehhehehhe

cosmo i like my new mommy

Mallllll

guys i made a new freind last night

That guy mean er the other one chill

Idk which u talking abt

and he was really chill, adn wathced a movie with me, and i was over thinking and freaking out scared to dispoint him (with the movie) he said its fine and he will watch it with me

not the mean one parker

hi bbggggg

Mmm

and then he fell asleep on the call

Hii girllll

:p

yeah he made a pretty good choice

hruuuuuu gffff

Amazing

I'm gooddd

Wbuuu

i’m okkkk

best choice ever

frfr

cosmo did you see what i said

how old...

on the last post

i think hes 15 or 16, i honestly dont know

oh yall apparently i’m not my sisters sister no more cus she got mad at her magnets

“you were my sister but now im breaking your heart”

okkkk that’s goooddddd

yeah

oki

magnets? totally relatable

what are you doing with the magnets hmm?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I decline to comment

okkkkkkkk…..

my sister js hit me

that, however, is not something I want to relate to

dad, please dont hit mommy

That's not good, u ok?

COSMO

lol

PARKER THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20's

yeah she’s only 4 lmao

WTF

Shhh

PARKER

Shhhh

THATD BE WILD

why would she be in her 20s....

Shhhhhhhh

Ik she 17

no he thought you were

......

uhhhhhh

17 AND 20 PARKER?????

THATS WEIRD

Cuz charlie called u father it bumped up my mental image of u

..........

um 17 and look 17 ok?

guys my sis is being so mean

It's finneeee

*i'm

Uhhh otay

otayyyyy

otay

otayyyyyyyyy

she so rudeeee

damnnn

everything is so dead outside

Hopefully you'll be ok

i’m being bullied by a 4 year old

I feel you

just give her her magnets back

But they 13, 6, 3 and 9 months

i didn’t touch her magnets

that’s the thing

i bully everyone

she got frustrated with her magnets on her own and took it out on me lmao

Real

bye

mine are 11, 4, 2, and in the womb

where you goinggg

U ok?

nvm not going

ya

*ya

wtf

yay

there

[redacted]

Not everyone surely

you’re redacted

Huh

i didn’t see it

um

Well the 16 and 17 one are chillin

maybe that's for the best 😭

my 4 yo is tryna boss me around

oh my

i gotta work on food and cleaning bye now

imma tell you in the doc

happy thanksgiving yall might be on later

love yall

uh oh ok

happy thanksgiving dear

love you

why dose my fake mom love me more than my real

byee

cus i’m a good mother

Mhm

see parker knows

i’m epic

good friend, good gf, good mom

what can i say

Legendary

yes literally

second one is more accurate than you can imagine

well that’s good

lmaoo

woohoo

bruh wanna call later today?

if i have time then definitely

(stalkers, yes we do actually call each other, and yes it does sometimes de-escalate in worse ways than you could expect)

😭😭😭

lol

lmao

but usually its just us saying dumb shit.

and me showing off my penny collection

and taking dumbass screenshots cus making me look retarded brings you joy smhsmh

ur cute I can't help it

not when i’m eating books lmfao

or pens

bahahahaah or chapstick

as you said

omg lmao that made me laugh so hard

AH

ik it did muahahahaha

you got a good laugh

why thank you

I hate my laugh

it’s nice

nuh uhhhh

ahuh.

my voice is even worse

no sir

yes it is, mister

(doc dms refrence for stalkers)

no sir

(crazy reference)

pms

you got pms

go pys

that’s mean ☹️

sorry mister

smhsmhsmhhhh

El tuxedo

meow

I'm so sad I couldn't get her when she was getting majestic

lmao fr

another time

2 hr 59 min call go crazy

dude fr

i’m haha charge my phone during dinner it’s at 22% now

wtf

imma hafta

not im haha

goofy autocorrect

yesterday, it was a 61 min call with 45 min zoom. today, 2:59, tmrw? who the fuck knows

anyways gotta go eat lunch

24 hoursssss

yum enjoy

ty!

hope you enjoyed ur dinner too

i did but now imma vomit

oh shit

damn if you rlly like thanksgiving

*ig

fucking autocorrect

i don’t i js don’t have an appetite

so when i eat an actual meal i feel sick

damn

hope you feel okay later

tyty

my mom wants me n my cousin to duet for christmas lmao

him on piano and me singing along 😭

that'll be wonderful

we’re doing bruno mars rn

ooh

i wasn’t actually singing well tho cus my whole family’s here

Bruno Mars always a W

he is

so what are you gonna be doing

idk haha

well you can impersonate a nut cracker by putting things in ur mouth

that ought to work great

LMAO

that ought to work great

frfrfrfr

i told me cousin i’d do piano man with him

wait, you have practice outside of that yellow piano that you have

my cousins got a real piano to practice on

he’ll do the piano i’ll js sing

ok

when you sing, just let it go like me in that drag drawing

BAHAHAHA yes

my cousin can be druggie olaf

LMAO

Bahaha nobody got any clue what we're talking about

that’s for the better bahahaha

yeah...

my drawing was only for your eyes

i mean if anyone saw it that’d basically be a face rev so like

imma have to try to make a caricature of you later

simmy, please stfu

I got other photos of you that are much much much more fucked up

so...

i wasn’t gonna send it goofy

okay my bad

yay

i’m js saying my drawing is hyper realistic

not wrong

it does have me pinching pennies in it

and singing let it go

with purple eyeshadow and a blue dress

and a super chiseled jaw and hella cheekbones

fr

and lip gloss

can’t forget the lip gloss

like omg I look so draggggy

yessss queennnn

slayyyyyyyy

yessss girllllll

omg do you like wanna paint nails together?????

wtf

cus that would like be totally like a romantic experiennceeee