Happy New Year!

WW3 will start this year.

fr

we should just nuke everyone

Let the world burn

also did you know me and chex

YES

Yes

ASHES TO ASHES

Release the bubonic plague fr

finguns

Finger my gun

and the spanish flu ong

Deadass

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅

That is so real

fax no printer

I hate gen-Z slang 😭

skibidi rizz ice spice gyatt level ohio?

No face reveals

i eat drywall

Isn’t that gen-alpha slang

nah bro

gen z made it

and then gen alpha took the hear

heat

irnoically

Good.

and then gen alpha took it literally

Gen alpha is doomed

yes

now what?

GUYS ITS SNOWIGN

Cool

I HAVENT SEEN SNOW IN LIKE FOUR YEARS OR SOMETHING IM ACTUALLY LIKE SO EXCITED

THIS IS SO COOL

wow

congratulations

i hope it’s a bot

boy

🪦

its amys fault not mine

Nah it’s because I came and started lurking

Jake

yoyoyo

fuck school starts in 1 day

Jake weezer is mid

Mine starts on the 8th

LLLLL

COULDNT BE ME

Fucking loser

Wow

What songs did you listen to

And did you ever listen to the Rush one

Yeah they sounded like gay men

😭

And I’m listening to the blue album rn

Hi

There are a lot of good songs on blue idk what you’re talking about

Be careful with Pinkerton, it’s good but sus at some parts

Green is like hella melancholy and weird but it’s a neat sound

I need to listen to maladroit more but it has good vibes

I heard the banananananana riff and that was the best part ngl

Fr

Make Believe has some goldies, not what Weezer usually does but it’s good

Wdym suspicious? Like sex

The red album is so goofy, definitely some good ones

Yes

Cringe

People hate on raditude but I think some of the tracks are nice

I’ve listened to hardly anything from Hurley but what I’ve heard is alright

I’m trying to plow through the blue one 😭

EWBAITE is one of their best albums despite coming out in like 2014

Two more tracks I got this

I have the white album on vinyl, excellent tracks, less rock-y but very good

Pacific daydream is fantastic, definitely not rock though

I’m excited for the rest of these

The teal album is covers, they did a good job with that

Haven’t listened to much from the black album but there’s a couple nice ones

I also have OK Human on vinyl, different than the other albums but not too bad

Black? 🤨

I don’t have much experience with Van Weezer but it’s definitely got a good rock vibe

Bud what are you even yappin about at this point

And then all four of the SZNZ mini-albums are pretty decent

Bro ordered the yappachino

Every Weezer album

I’m done now

Oh ok

I’m sorry that was so mean 😭

There’s a little bit of everything in Weezer

You’re not yappin

It’s okay nobody likes them anyways 😭

Lmao I know that feeling all too well

Which songs on the blue album do you like

All of them

Even the deluxe edition ones

Top three

10/10 S tier album

Dammit

Gimme 5

Fine

In no specific order, Buddy Holly, Say It Ain’t So, Holiday, Only In Dreams, and My Name Is Jonas

But I like all the other ones a lot too

Okay okay I’ll re-listen to those

Only in dreams is hella long have fun

Bud I don’t know what you’re talking about

I’m listening to it rn

Nice

7:00 minutes?!

You will if/when you listen to Pinkerton

I thought it was longer

That the next one?

Yeah Pinkerton came out in ‘96

Idk math is retarded

Bueno

Facts

Dude all they’re doing is babanabababababababab BABANABABA BABABA how is this art 😭

It’s beautiful

I’m confuzzled

hello

hey

Finger guns

that’s just plain wrong

math is great

like the riemann hypothesis

finguns

If you want sad but cool songs from Pinkerton, listen to no other one, why bother, the good life, across the sea, and butterfly. If you want cool rock songs, listen to falling for you and getchoo. For goofy shit, listen to Tired of Sex, El Scorcho, and Pink Triangle

holy fuck why do i always kill chat

Beware across the sea it’s like hella weird

but it’s impossible to be tired of sex

That’s why I put it in the goofy category

Jake can you give me song recommendations from each album and I’ll compile a playlist to listen to them?

Bet

Just pick some from Pinkerton based on whatever you like, gimme a sec to get some more

jake you should listen to tally hall

Hi

It's not Pinkerton but Venom by Skz is pretty good?

I like goofy music but also depressing one are cool

You should!

miracle musical too

and jack stauber

Yes yes

Eh little too weird for the new comers

You should also listen to lemon demon

I HAVE FINISHED

Green - Hash Pipe, Island In The Sun, Smile, Glorious Day

Maladroit - Dope Nose, Burndt Jamb, Slob

Make Believe - Beverly Hills, Perfect Situation, Haunt You Every Day, My Best Friend

Red - Pork and Beans, Troublemaker

Raditude - The Girl Got Hot, Trippin Down the Freeway

Hurley - Trainwrecks,

EWBAITE - Ain’t Got Nobody, Back To The Shack, Lonely Girl, Da Vinci,

White - California Kids, Wind In Our Sail, Do You Wanna Get High, King Of The World, Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori, Endless Bummer

Pacific Daydream - Feels Like Summer, QB Blitz, La Mancha Screwjob

Teal (can just be your favorite of the covers but here are mine) - No Scrubs, Paranoid, Mr. Blue Sky

Black - I’m Just Being Honest, Zombie Bastards

OK Human - All My Favorite Songs, Grapes Of Wrath

Van Weezer - 1 More Hit

ALL of the SZNZ EPs - Angels On Vacation, Thank You And Goodnight, What Happens After You, I Want A Dog, Iambic Pentameter

Thank you 👍

Lots of different vibes in there, so find what ya like 👍

Will do 👍

What about Pinkerton?

Like top 3

This is just the whole list categorized by their vibes, I can tell you my faves if you want though

Tell me favorites

My favorites are Getchoo, Falling For You, The Good Life, Across The Sea (yes, it’s actually good despite the lyrics), and Pink Triangle

👍

👍

AHHHHHHHHHHHHJJ

ITS 2024

hi emily

GONNA BE THE BEST YEAR

HI AMY

actually 2025 gonna be the best

cause that’s when the community movie comes out

JAKE CHECK UWU CREW.

WILKINSON, U TOO.

Hi guys

oh shit good luck you guys

Okay

okay?

Great

hahah

she gon beat yo asses

got that zucc drip

Zucc zucc

succ that zucc

bana.

You would

Bana

he ate my son

Daddy Shapiro

with his wap

Let’s say, hypothetically, that I was gay-

Pink Triangle

I’m scared now

pimp named slickback

Why

Is pink triangle gay? Like literally?

that’s what they used to call me back in the day

*Ahem* let me tell you a little story

Before you do that

Can we talk on uwu for a sec

So when the lead singer (Rivers Cuomo) went to Harvard shortly before writing the album, he found himself crushing on a girl, wondering if she was the one, blah blah blah. Well, one day, she came to school with a Pink Triangle patch on her sleeve, a symbol formerly used to designate gays in the Holocaust. Used at that time, it was apparent that she was a lesbian, thus discouraging cuomo from any further advancements. However, she actually just wanted to show support for LGBTQ shit and Rivers didn’t find out till much later

Yeah we can talk on uwu

Further advancements 💀

And by that I mean ever talking to the girl cause he was a total loser

Depressed Daddy

Why the deleted comments 🤨

Guys help guitar center is doing a store wide clearance sale and I am not gonna be able to pay my car insurance this month 😭

💀

L rizz

Hello

damn

HIIII

HIII OMG

u still her

ya

Hello

Hru

shit

wbu u good?

I’m ok

How come?

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy isnt it like 3:30 in the morn for u? GET SLEEP

ah its fine m always like that

yay thats good

idk im not tired lmao

aw make sure to get some sleep at least

Yeah

isn’t it like 5:30 for you

mhm

oh cool

hehe my sister's sleeptalkin again😭

Oh my brother does that too

like all the time

same man

she says the most randomest shit istg

lol like what.

like 'iman remember lachlan' or 'iman gimme strawberries' 💀💀💀

lol what

my brother says like the most random shit ever idk how to describe it

he curses sometimes I think

damnn

i cursed once by accident at my sister

ah the amount of yelling i endured

Damn

I yelled at my brother and let’s just say it did not go well at all

He was being annoying asf tho

lmaoo

yeah

i lost my temper w/ my sister on newyears cuz she insulted han

No way

hehe my mum said if i lose it again she'll ban skz

I feel like everyone I know who likes skz doesn’t rlly like Han

but I do lmao

oof sucks

He’s not my bias as you can probably tell but he’s amazing

one of my friends crazyyyy over han & we're always fightin lmao

ya

Lmao

All of my friends like Felix or Lee know

ooooh

we all do lmao

AHHHHHH AKDGHEGDH MY POOR EYES

STEAMY MAKEOUT SCENES R SMTH ELSE

What r u watching lmao

I don’t watch that much shows tbh

rewatchin while u were sleepin

Oh I’ve watched that before I think but idk

nice

cant relate

m a k drama addict

I love kdramas a lot

CRINGEY ASS CONVO

I just don’t watch them too much lmao

Ur cringe

NIGGA LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE

OII

AND YOU CALL ME CRINGE TF

LEAVE HYUNJIN OUTTA THIS U BITCH

😡😡😡

That’s what I’m saying

NIGGA I AINT NO BTS STAN

It’s not bts 💀

THEY MEGA WEIRD ASF

SINCE WHEN WAS SKZ BTS

KOREAN POP, SAME THING

THEY'RE ALL FEMBOYS

Ikr

It’s not 💀

YES THEY FUCKING ARE

Since when r they femboys lmao

ALWAYS

How do you know

WTF

oh you must listen to it then

TF YOU MEAN HOW DO I KNOW

STOP JUMPING ON TO CONCLUSIONS THE FUCK?

I’m not

YOU LITERALLY SAID I "LISTEN" TO THEM

GOOFY ASS

Dude he’s trying to say that they’re just feminine lmao

TY

They’re. A little feminine

depends

fax

HAH, "LITTLE"

K well no

It really depeneds

THEY'RE ALL CHING CHONG FEMININE MOTHERFUCKERS

y do u even care??

AYO don’t go there

Fr

AYE ATLEAST IM NOT THE ONE FANBOYING OVER FEMININE CHING CHONG SINGERS.

😭

Okay guys. There’s this thing called an internet troll. You all know what that it?

Yeah I know

yh ag's a livin proof

AT THIS POINT, IM NOT EVEN CONSIDERED A TROLL.

ugh js ignore him

Fr

YOU'RE THE LIVING PROOF OF BEING A FEMININE BIGOTED BITCH WHO GETS MAD OVER THE SMALLEST THING

Wait you’re not a troll? Or are just people too stupid to realize that?

PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT LOL

THEY TAKE SHIT SO SERIOUSLY

You do lmao I just like K-pop

Ik people are so retarded sometimes lmao

FR

YOU PROLLY HAVE K-POP POSTERS IN YO ROOM SHUT YO ASS UP

ok sheesh chill

lmao i do

I do

I CAN TELL

What happened to ignoring him lmao

Idk

hi

bye

Hello

Goodbye

BECAUSE THAT'S THE MOST ATTENTION THEY'LL EVER GET IN THEIR LIVES

Guys this was just supposed to be a happy new years post go argue somewhere else 😭

Just a troll trolling lol

CONSIDERING THEY LISTEN TO K-POP AND MASTURBATE TO DOG EATING MOTHERFUCKERS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eI0iTRS0Ha8&pp=ygUNViBtdXNpYyB2aWRlbw%3D%3D

What the actual fuck

WOAH WHAT NOW

CHING CHONG

Happy new years

This again lmao im over it

IM NOT THO

GET BACK TO SWEATSHOP ASS MF

GO MAKE NIKE SHOES

I own a pair of Nike shoes

YOU PROLLY MADE THOSE IN THE SWEATSHOP

wtf XD

No I got them for my birthday

GO MAKEOUT WITH KIM JONG UN GOOFY ASS KOREAN

Jake if you’re still here, can I talk to you on uwu rq

YOU MADE THE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

He’s like 45 😭😭😭😭

EVEN BETTER FOR YOU

YOU LIKE OLD WRINKLY CHING CHONG ASS NIGGAS DON'T YOU?

I’m not that weird

I have a bf 😭😭😭😭😭

PFTT I CHOKED ON AIR XD

XD

SURE, CONSIDERING YOU HAVE K POP POSTERS IN YOUR ROOM

Yes

'Go MaKeOuT w/ KiM jOnG uN' XD

🍿

SO WHAT? YOUR BODY PILLOW DOESN'T COUNT AS A BOYFRIEND

Most likely, considering the current state of America

fax

BODY PILLOW XD

GO EAT YOUR FUCKING RICE

Im not even American lmao

At least I can cook it better than you XD

I AINT NO CHING CHONG

I CAN MAKE FRIED CHICKEN BETTER THAN YOU

I’m not gonna wish u guys a happy new year anymore, I was told to kill myself

Happy new year wade

🍿

I can make Korean fried chicken lmao

THAT'S THOSE TWO LITTLE CHING CHONGS CRUSH

WHAT THE

Sweat shop

bing chilling

Why is me being Asian so big lol

🍦🍦🍦

Aw m sorry Happy New Year Wade!!

who told u dat

YAS OMG KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN IS THE BEST

FOR REAL

CAN PROLLY STILL MAKE IT BETTER THAN YOU

YURI MADE IT ONCE BUT DIDNT LEMME TRY LMAO

Make me iPhones

MAKE ME STUFF FOR TEMU

My cousin works at apple

GO PRACTICE YOUR CHINESE KUNG FU SKILLS AT TEMPLE WITH KUNG FU PANDA HIMSELF

I’m Korean dumbass

MAKING THE IPHONES HUH?

Fits

KOREAN, CHINESE, TAIWAN, JAPANESE, ALL CHING CHONGS.

He doesn’t make them he’s like a consultant

NAH STOP LYING YOU CHING CHONGS WORK IN LABOR

lmao we had a kung fu or smth unit in pe & i got an E heh

This is so racist and funny

this is chaos

DON'T YOU CHING CHONGS HAVE LIKE A RECORD FOR HAVING MICRO PENISES?

Bro not everyone

same

woah what now

For real 😭😭😭😭

NIGGA WHAT

lol

Whoa there pal

UR NOT MY PAL YOU'RE A SWEATSHOP WORKER WHO SHOULD BE MAKING CONDOMS AND EXPLOSIVE BOMBS

YOU FUCKING IMMAGRANT

woah

I’m not an imagrant

YES YOU ARE

someones pissed

I live in Korea and I was born there lmao

WHERE'S YOUR GREEN CARD HUH?

sheesh take it easy

HOW

Stray kids sing it loud loud loud

l o l

everybody put ur hands up

ahh skz fam hits diff

Fr

seeing it live was amazing omg

i hear a lot of yapping here

YAP YAP YAP

Woof

U SAW IT LIVE?!?!

NAH YOU'RE A FUCKING FURRY

*totally not barkin for hyunjin*

GO FUCK A DOG YOU ZOOPHILE

Yeah I did I saw them for the maniac tour

no way