Greeting to People

What’s that supposed to mean?

Uhm idk

That’s a tad strange

A wee bit innit

idk. Just trying to cause some simple drama

Aye mate it is innit?

You’re in luck my friend, this site is full of it!

Eh okay, waaaitaminute, you Cosmologist from BP?

oh fuck no 💀

We got too many Bp people here…

they was talking abt us

on bp

Oh really? All bad I hope!🚬🗿

yupp but they was yapping abt mal and Amy and how “stupid” conversations on here are

when all they talk abt is fucking self harm streaks like girl pls ✋😭

EXACTLY, sensitive little pussies

emily

Yo I’m new here. Anything I need to know

did you play the fortnite big bang event

Survive, choose the right side, don’t die

Welcome! This place takes some getting used to but it's pretty cool

HaiiC:

I’m just messin with ya, you’ll be fine lmao

Hopefully lmao

A friend told me about this place so I’m checking it out

It’s cool, just lots of drama

my brother broke my tv 💀 so no

L

jk jk

It was cool

jake?

if you can find a way to fix it, I'm pretty sure it's replaying twice today

Yeah they told me that lol

Hopefully I don’t become a part of it

DUDE THE EVENT WAS DOPE

Welcome!

The Eminem part was fucking awesome

will the real slim shady please stand up?

fr

frfr

frfrfr

I love Eminem

damn 💀

heil mal !!!!!!

heyy virgo!

How’re you all today?

Well you do have freedom of speech!

they prolly j pissed i deleted my account

:∆

I’m good! Hbu

oh u did?

Same! Just watching the Grinch and doing some schoolwork

Which one?

yeah like a week-ish ago. it took people forever to notice too lmfao now they prolly pissed bout it

The 2018 version

Oh I love that one

ion give a fuck wht they think abt it I’ll go back bully all of them if they wanna run they mouths so badly

It’s a really good reimagining

Indeed

hey u

fr and like they never even talked to me when i was there they got no right to be mad i left

i got a question

Toast and I are going back one day

welcome btw

but also got a question

Yeah

Aw thanks <3

We’re gonna go back and RAISE HELL

if u don’t mind saying who’s ur friend who recommended u or what website are you from?

Wade did

ion give a fuck if they mad no one fucking likes them anyways those bum bitches need to get off their asses and get help omfg

ah

lmao that wasn’t supposed to sound disappointed or anything just me acknowledging wht u said

k

I did what?

Huh I was on uwu srry

You recommended me going on the site remember

fr i got so sick of bp all anyone discusses is the best way to kill themselves istg

honestly cause like my only question for them is…. did I ask?

U sure that was me?

seriously and like i was at the point where i was only staying for perc cause we talked a ton but then she stopped getting on as much so i dipped

perc was rlly sweet and ion have anything against her whatsoever but all the bio lgbtq furry shit made me so mad

You or Rorschach can’t remember

Oh hey Sunny, nice to see you joined

that's so true though like idgaf if you're gay of wtv but furries literally creep me out

Took me long enough lol. This place isn’t so bad

and making bein gay your whole personality like wtf nobody cares

Yeah you’ll get used to it

Point me in their direction, I’ll fuck them up.

exactly like i don’t need to know whether u like dick or pussy i rlly do not give a fuck

Hopefully

boredpanda.com

literally go on bored panda you'll find a whole fucking population of them istg

It’s not too bad

All of them in one area, perfect.

real and like also nobody asked. the amount of lgbtq posts in the community section was seriously pissing me off

That’s a gay ass name, no wonder.

you'll also find plenty of furries to shoot too

It’s almost like that’s why I started trolling huh? Remember now?

“omg calling all trans and asexual pandas I need advice.” that’s not me thank god but my advice is kys or get help :)

Oh yeah I forgot you’re from there too.

Definitely the first one.

fr "i need help figuring out if im nonbinary or trans can someone help or ill kill myself" like go fucking die

lemme just say tho i don’t got a problem w gay ppl i think they normal it’s quite honestly just what gender they like and as long as they not annoying asf it’s like 🤷‍♀️

it’s like babe ur neither!

Holy shit, that’s the site?

fr like if you're actually that questioning then j leave it tf alone they acting like being trans is some rite of passage or smth

Also Wade sorry about what I said earlier, needed to take my anger out in someone.

pretty much

that literally describes the site in a setence

Purge it. Burn them all.

That’s so fucked up.

yupp

hehe i hope they see this and complain abt us

worstjokesever.com/jokes/6524327976705f478622e9da/what-have-we-humans-come-to look at this gem toast shared w us at some point

It’s alr man, I’ve been told worse!

…

LMAO

THATS ACTUALLY EMBARASSING

FR

LIKE SO FUCKING HORRENDOUS

ARE U NOT EMBARASSED TO BE WRITING THAT?

WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS AN ENTIRE TEAM OF DOCTORS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK GOES ON IN THEIR HEAD

SERIOUSLY THOUGH

LIKE THE SHE/HER HE/HIM THEY/THEM IS WTV BUT IT'S WHEN IT GETS TO LIKE GSUFIHDL/FEUIWHDKALJS OR THE FUCKIN EMOJIS WHERE I DRAW THE DAMN LINE

what is happening

Fuckin idiots. The current state of society is bullshit.

I’m gonna go bully them now

Do it.

Bully them all.

Why do people use emojis as pronouns? So weird

fr and people are like makin up pronouns too like did y'all not learn what a pronoun was in grade school

I hate this generation, even though I’m a part of it.

^^^^

Who are you?

i'm not reading all that

This is the girl that Wade was arguing with earlier or some shit.

who are you?

One of my friends I got to join.

Oh

so whats happening

nice

hi, i'm amy :)

Bullying “boredpanda

“

I was just shown how gay and fucked up the site is.

Hi, Amy. Heard about you from Rorschach

good or bad?

this is the kind of bullshit on bp

omfg no fucking way 😭

wtf is thatttt

💀 closet weeb

Mostly bad, but I’ll see for myself

PURGE THEM ALL.

hmm. what did he tell you?

also nice pfp

did you draw it?

Sunny that might be a slight over-exaggeration.

Whatever you say

I wish that all the scum on BoredPanda had one neck, and I had my hands around it.

It always an attempt at Dwayne Johnson lol

omfg

tbh I bet it’s not even dysphoria, he is actually morbidly obsese

obese

I’m going to punch a WALL.

link it pls :)

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-describe-what-your-gender-identity-feels-like/

im actually crying this is so stupid

“Obesity is good, be proud of yourself” BULLSHIT. OVERWEIGHT FUCK.

hehehe lizzo DUPE

NO SHOOT ME

SAW THT ONE TOO

Hurm…

Wade are you seeing this shit?

I suffered through it for a year. And it’s gotten worse.

"Hey Pandas, Put Your Queer Panic Stuff Here"

I left a nice supportive comment

ITS GOTTEN WORSE

lmfao

bruhhh

this is actually absurd

Where are the trolls!? We need trolls!

we should make accounts and j bully everyone

fr

im honestly tempted rn after all the shit i j read

I got spare emails if u guys want

I GOTTA GET TOAST, WE GOTTA GO BACK

ill use my old email from when i was like 12

I can’t make anymore emails lol

okk lmk ur new account name

Virgo u got a spare email for me?

yea I’ll find one

Me too. This shit is literally reatrded.

gmail, not iCloud

wait im using the email i used for my old account that i deleted, d'you think anyone would recognise the url or should i use my other email?

depends on whether u care if they recognize u

I dont, and I already told ice who I am

screw it then ill j use the same one lmao

Gmail is good!

Spiderpunk is back baby, time to fuck up some fucktards

guys username ideas im blanking

Ducktard

oki doki

Virgo just send me the email on uwu

I’ll join later. I have more bullshit to deal with first.

Wade just send me the email and we can Co-op it so we don’t have to make two.

Bet I gotchu, I choose the name and bio, also Spiderpunk is British, so talk British.

Hrm..fine.

It’s mostly going to be you, but I’ll say something once and a while.

HEY

I CAUSE THE FUCKING DRAMA

NOT YOU

I DO

lmfao

AGQGQHHQHQ

Thats so confusing

uhmmm ToT

somehow yes

i made an account and started doing stuff but i didn't do much yet

HI EVERYONE

IM SO TIRED

FUCK

HEY

Good afternoon!

hellooo

YOU TOO

How’re you guys?

i have finals again in a bitt 😭

fine igg

good, how bout you

😭

I’m good, just ate lunch

oo nice

Aye finals..got those next week. And the week after..

i j ate dinner

Should i 2?

Btw hi

acc name?

Hello!

if you want, it'd be fun!

ducktard

i had chick fil a for lunchh 😋

Okay okayy

it's entirely for bullying the shit outta people though

do ppeople know its mal 👀👀

no lmao

Wade and I are going to Co-Op an account

WHAT IF THEYRE STALKING WJE

dude i saw like

Nice nice

mermeow say they check in on wje sometime

which like ew tbh

Would they really do that?

But we don’t have an email, Virgo was supposed to make him one

mermeow is actually like so ew

yeah they do.

Hiyyyy

hi sahh :))

Heyy Flappyyyy

According to Wade the creator of this post it from BoredPanda.

yeah im pretty sure he is

Can somebody make us a google account?

Just like a gmail or something.

Uhhh the probability that this chat will then be read by the person is relatively high

I hope they read it. So they know what’s coming. The calm before the storm.

virgo said she has some spare emails you guys can use she said she'll send them to wade on uwu, i dunno if she has yet though

I’ll ask him.

kay

AGQGQGQHHQ

Hope they do tbh

If yall fine with it then its alright

mal

oh flappy in the mental health post who's submission were they commenting on about me being gone cause i've looked and can't fucking find it

what posts u on

cab i have link

Mays

for bp?

ah oki

yea

ducktard or wtv

SHIT THE REMOTE FELL ON THE FLOOR

https://www.boredpanda.com/community/catmom250/

im ina hotel

okok thxx

He said no.

He said he asked Virgo but Virgo hasn’t responded.

damn

Yeah so we can’t join.

aw :( she'll prolly send it soon

For now

Hopefully. I have something to say to each of those guys..

lmao real

BAHAHHAS

i saw that post at like

idk when but it was late

i was like "....."

the bp community posts are slowly getting more and more pathetic

like wtf is this

Ik they used to be like at least mildly fun

now theres like "lets have a pity party"

The screenshots I saw have to be the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

frr

That’s the reason why I come off as homophobic, those people right there.

if you say anything even if you say it in the most respectful way that goes against anything they see to be "right" they start like snarling at you

its like

very

idk the word

weird

ToT

agree

no dude do you remember when there was like an unpopular opinions post or sum shit like that and tiramisu said he doesn't believe gayness is right and everyone absolutely POUNCED on him

they were downvoting him even though the description said no downvoting and they were like "well he's being hateful" and all that shit

like he wasn't

Bruh

Virgo said she’s not giving us emails.

aww

NO I REMEMBER LEAVING A COMMENT LIKE "ion think trans people should be able to compete in womens sports" AND EVERYONE GOT SOOOOO FUCKIN TRIGGERED

I SAW THAT

i tried to stick up for him 😭

OH IT WAS TRANS NOT GAY BUT WTV

These sound like the most gay, sensitive, and suicidal bitches on the planet.

cn you link it

^^^

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-whats-a-controversial-opinion-you-have/

Can anybody make us a gmail? Wade said he can’t make anymore, and I don’t wanna add a phone number to something I’m using to troll.

Im sorry but cant 2

i would but my parents would see if i made another one and would want to know why

Oh well

why doesn't wade delete one of his 10 million accounts and reuse that email?

Delete the account then use the same email to make another account?

yeah

nice :)

i think it’s cool

Will that work?

soup

mhm this is the 3rd time ive made an account w my email

Well I’ll ask him. That’s our only option basically..

Yeah u could try

damn say hi back

i’ll give you some

i’ll make you guys accounts

if you still want them

hello?

well i gtg but lemme know if you want one

Byebye cya later

He tried, he removed the account, then signed out, then used the same email but it said the email address was already taken.

that's so weird

Yeah. He said maybe it’s because he’s made so many alts.

Perhaps

Wade said he asked Virgo again, to be exact he’s “gonna whine like a dog” he said.

Uhhh okayyy

I hope it works

Same. Those fools need to suffer my wrath.

fr

i can do ittt

Oh fuck yeah.

holy fuck why are you here

lmfao realll

Big sad nobody in my stream

unsuprisingly