Me and my friend who is actually British have been feeding the queen the souls of orphan children so that way she can be revived and now she is in hiding
Me and my friend who is actually British have been feeding the queen the souls of orphan children so that way she can be revived and now she is in hiding
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
ello mate
✨Jassy✨
hi
DoubleDownCheeks
BRI"ISH
✨Jassy✨
oop
MayWantsACoolName
British
SirIsaacNewton
What's up mate
SirIsaacNewton
Mates*
MayWantsACoolName
Bo'oh'o'wa'a
✨Jassy✨
hi
SirIsaacNewton
As a brit I find that funny!
SirIsaacNewton
People think we get so offended
DoubleDownCheeks
do you guys like tea?
MayWantsACoolName
Never met anyone who thought that actually
✨Jassy✨
hi may
SirIsaacNewton
Apparently some do
MayWantsACoolName
Hi jassy
✨Jassy✨
hru
MayWantsACoolName
Terrible as always, you?
SirIsaacNewton
Surprising it may be, no, I don't really like the bitterness. I do like sweet tea though
MayWantsACoolName
Honestly I think all hot tea is terrible. It's just hot water you stuck some leafs in
✨Jassy✨
same bookie
Anonymous
I feel bad
SirIsaacNewton
It burns my tongue when ever I drink tea. Don't know how or why people actually enjoy it.
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
i personally like iced tea
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
and ice tea with lemonade
✨Jassy✨
same
MayWantsACoolName
Yes and it tastes terrible
SirIsaacNewton
I agree!
SirIsaacNewton
Cold sweet tea is my jam
MayWantsACoolName
Iced tea is good
Anonymous
Wait what bout fish and chips?
MayWantsACoolName
As an American southerner I love sweet tea
MayWantsACoolName
Delicious
SirIsaacNewton
It takes like heaven
SirIsaacNewton
It sounds disgusting but it honestly is one of the best delicacies out there
Anonymous
Well I'm only asking cause ppl call me British for some reason and they keep asking me go eat your fish and chips somewhere else
MayWantsACoolName
What
Anonymous
Idek at this point
DoubleDownCheeks
hey british guy click this
DoubleDownCheeks
worstjokesever.com/british
SirIsaacNewton
worstjokesever.com/jokes/5f322be2ac99d8240bd42e76/wonder-why-the-british-are-so-good-at-chess This didn't age well
SirIsaacNewton
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth 👑
MayWantsACoolName
Why is your name sir Isaac newton but spelled incorrectly
SirIsaacNewton
Wait it is?
MayWantsACoolName
Rip
✨Jassy✨
?
SirIsaacNewton
Hold on let me change it, thanks for pointing it out mate.
SirIsaacNewton
There
MayWantsACoolName
Hooray for historical accuracy
DoubleDownCheeks
lol
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
nathaniel would love this post 💀
MayWantsACoolName
Bri' ish
MayWantsACoolName
Hey amy
Anonymous
Me and my friend who is actually British have been feeding the queen the souls of orphan children so that way she can be revived and now she is in hiding
SirIsaacNewton
Whose Nathaniel?
MayWantsACoolName
Someone from bp
SirIsaacNewton
😲
SirIsaacNewton
What's bp? Sorry for asking many questions.
MayWantsACoolName
Bored panda. A website tons of us came from recently
SirIsaacNewton
Oh okay!
DoubleDownCheeks
bro wtf do u do on bored panda. how do u talk to other people
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
it’s awesome, way better than this place
MayWantsACoolName
True
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
hey sis
✨Jassy✨
wtf
MayWantsACoolName
But also this place is always active
MayWantsACoolName
So also pretty cool
MayWantsACoolName
But I like bp better
MayWantsACoolName
Besides all the censorship
DoubleDownCheeks
then y u guys here 💀
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
cause
MayWantsACoolName
Because I want to be?? Are you saying if I like Twitter more I can't use Instagram?
𖤐 a m y 𖤐
fr
Anonymous
Where did the brit go?
MayWantsACoolName
Idk
SirIsaacNewton
I'm back I had to go get food downstairs
MayWantsACoolName
Hiii
SirIsaacNewton
Hello mate!
✨Jassy✨
hi sir
✨Jassy✨
is it weird that my hand is red and swollen
SirIsaacNewton
Damn, these Jammie Dodgers are literally the best biscuits out there
MayWantsACoolName
Yes???
SirIsaacNewton
Yep!
SirIsaacNewton
I'd be worried
MayWantsACoolName
My mind instantly went to the youtuber
✨Jassy✨
oh ok just in case ima go get some ice
SirIsaacNewton
Never heard of him.
DoubleDownCheeks
ew dont he's gay brtish guy
MayWantsACoolName
He's cool
SirIsaacNewton
Eh kind of weird, all his videos are about the LGBTQ+ community
SirIsaacNewton
Where I live, people who are part of the community are severely hated.
✨Jassy✨
yall my hand is starting to go down its not as swollen
✨Jassy✨
oh wow
DoubleDownCheeks
wth that shit must look like a balloon
MayWantsACoolName
Eyy I'm a source of severe hate 😎
✨Jassy✨
it was but its good now ig
Anonymous
Dang, I feel bad for them
Anonymous
Tbh people tell me to like the opposite sex like I should
Anonymous
But...they act so gay?
✨Jassy✨
???