Greeting from a Brit

ello mate

hi

BRI"ISH

oop

British

What's up mate

Mates*

Bo'oh'o'wa'a

hi

As a brit I find that funny!

People think we get so offended

do you guys like tea?

Never met anyone who thought that actually

hi may

Apparently some do

Hi jassy

hru

Terrible as always, you?

same bookie

I feel bad

It burns my tongue when ever I drink tea. Don't know how or why people actually enjoy it.

i personally like iced tea

and ice tea with lemonade

same

Yes and it tastes terrible

I agree!

Cold sweet tea is my jam

Iced tea is good

Wait what bout fish and chips?

As an American southerner I love sweet tea

Delicious

It takes like heaven

It sounds disgusting but it honestly is one of the best delicacies out there

Well I'm only asking cause ppl call me British for some reason and they keep asking me go eat your fish and chips somewhere else

What

Idek at this point

hey british guy click this

worstjokesever.com/british

worstjokesever.com/jokes/5f322be2ac99d8240bd42e76/wonder-why-the-british-are-so-good-at-chess This didn't age well

R.I.P Queen Elizabeth 👑

Why is your name sir Isaac newton but spelled incorrectly

Wait it is?

Rip

?

Hold on let me change it, thanks for pointing it out mate.

There

Hooray for historical accuracy

lol

Hey amy

Me and my friend who is actually British have been feeding the queen the souls of orphan children so that way she can be revived and now she is in hiding

😲

Oh okay!

hey sis

wtf

But also this place is always active

So also pretty cool

But I like bp better

Besides all the censorship

then y u guys here 💀

cause

Because I want to be?? Are you saying if I like Twitter more I can't use Instagram?

fr

I'm back I had to go get food downstairs

Hiii

Hello mate!

hi sir

is it weird that my hand is red and swollen

Damn, these Jammie Dodgers are literally the best biscuits out there

Yes???

Yep!

I'd be worried

My mind instantly went to the youtuber

oh ok just in case ima go get some ice

He's cool

Eh kind of weird, all his videos are about the LGBTQ+ community

Where I live, people who are part of the community are severely hated.

yall my hand is starting to go down its not as swollen

oh wow

wth that shit must look like a balloon

Eyy I'm a source of severe hate 😎

it was but its good now ig

Dang, I feel bad for them

Tbh people tell me to like the opposite sex like I should

But...they act so gay?

???