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u mad at me?

HI MALLLLLLLLLL

idk js the "Hello."

like when anon says "Hi Mal." it makes me shiver lmfao

i mean they usually put the periods it js came outta nowhere

usually when someones mad at me its just a "Hi Rylee." LIKE NO

i hate the name rylee i prefer ry or ryry

everyone mispells it to riley or rhyleigh

dude my name is genuinely basic af though

RYLY

everyone mispells it to riley or rhyleigh

thats true

like how do you mispell rylee that bad..

IM GOING TO SHIVER ANON.

oh shit.

what did i do anon.

the "we have to talk" has me tearing up

WHAT DID I DOOOOO.

maybe.. idk

Anon what did i do?

im genuinely so confused?

IM NOT

IDK WHAT I DID.

did i breathe too much? wake up late? like im genuinely confused.

im not making jokes

anon please tell me what i did wrong.

anon please text me on the crew.

im so fucking confused what i did wrong.

like i dont know what i did.

on everything, i really dont know.

ahhhhh why'd anon say "and mal" im scared

YOU GENUINELY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

idek but they scare me.

AND YOU'RE A RANDOM PERSON ONLINE WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME

EXACTLY.

anon please come back.

off topic but whenever i state an opinion contrary to what my friend thinks she says "eh" and it genuinely drives me fucking insane

LMAO REAL

mal πŸ’™

off topic but whenever i state an opinion contrary to what my friend thinks she says "eh" and it genuinely drives me fucking insane

"oh my gosh i love my chemical romance" "eh" "oh that shirt's really cute!" "eh" like it makes me wanna shoot someone

god i hate that

and then she's like "oh id rather charlie puth" like please

LIKE AIN'T NO WAY YOU BOUTTA COMPARE CHARLIE TO MCR

I HAVE A MY CHEM SHIRT

the black parade one :D

AND A PTV ONE

the only song my friend like by them is teenagers and im like bruh there are so many better mcr songs

OH GOD.

and i have a tupac one

i have 4 tupac shirts actually

i have 2 fall out boy ones, a maneskin one, a blink-182 one, an elvis one...nd i think that's all

I WANT A BLINK-182 ONE SO BAD.

BHHHHHAAHAAHHAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHAAA

IM THICH AND SATISFY WHEN IM SERVED? DAMN RIGHT

THE TINY FORK TOOOOO

LMAOLMAO

THIS MORNING WE WERE SAYING PICKUP LINES

"wanna know how to get a stud? i have the STD, all we need is U"

my bfs grounded until tonight, hes been grounded for 2 weeks :C

i miss him sm :C

he said i looked good in shorts so tmr imma wear shorts ;)

but it would be between 59-31 degrees.

I KNOWWWW

ME TOO BUT YK HES WORTH IT

BRB IMMA MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

RYLY

BRB IMMA MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

i want a grilled cheese so bad omfg

i think my coach said hed take us to like this japanese place

i dont really like japanese food

my friend's using an ai generator to make me a ts song

MY BROTHER DID THAT ONCE

NORMALLY ME AND MY FRIENDS GO TO CHIPOTLE

CHIPOTLE IS BETTER

INBETWEEN PRELIMS AND FINALS

ION LIKE CHIPOTLE THAT MUCH AND I REALLLY DONT LIKE HIBACHI

OKOKOOKOKOK IM BACK

mal πŸ’™

ION LIKE CHIPOTLE THAT MUCH AND I REALLLY DONT LIKE HIBACHI

I CAN UNDERSTAND HIBACHI BUT NOT CHIPOTLE

MY B I MADE FOOD FOR EVERYONE SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.

OKAY CONFESSION TIME WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS HIBACHI I CAN ONLY THINK OF THE SONG

grilled cheese for me

and mac nd cheese for everyone else.

i wnat a grilled cheese

CORN HUB ISNT BLOCKED ON SCHOOL COMPUTER LOLZ.

EXACTLY

RYLY

CORN HUB ISNT BLOCKED ON SCHOOL COMPUTER LOLZ.

YOU CHECKED

bro i woke up wanting tomato soup idk why but i had a dream of eating it

i hate tomato soup

I ALSO HAD AA DREAM OF EATING OUT LIZZO

RYLY

I ALSO HAD AA DREAM OF EATING OUT LIZZO

therapy when

mal πŸ’™

flappy.

ARE YOU MAD

OH AND I HAD A RANDOM DREAM OF EATING OUT A RANDOM GIRL

I HATE TOMATO SOUP SO BAD

LAYTELY IVE BEEN HAVING SEXUAL DREAMS BUT EATING OUR GIRLS..

ALSO ONCE I WAS EATING TOMATO SOUP WHEN I WAS 7

AND THEN I SPILLED IT ON THE DRIVEWAY

AND THEN THE DRIVEWAY WAS TOMATO SOUP STAINED FOR LIKE

i cannot believe you just admitted to hating tomato soup.

IT NEVER RAINS WHERE I LIVE

SO THE DRIVEWAY WAS STAINED

mal πŸ’™

flappy. that's not okay.

tomato soup is vile

and you cant chnage my mind

it may be a sign..

guys you know what i did yesterday

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

shower time

i love showers

DO YOU GUYS TAKE HOT OR COLD SHOWERS

i shower in cold

no flappy we're not changing the subject. you don't like tomato soup.

when i wake up sweaty or shit i take cold

i hope you shower in cold tomato soup for the rest of your life.

i start them hot bc i cant get into a cold shower but then i change it to cold

if its a freezin day i shower in hot

mal πŸ’™

no flappy we're not changing the subject. you don't like tomato soup.

i know

mal πŸ’™

i hope you shower in cold tomato soup for the rest of your life.

ok

imma bathe in cold tomato soup

i want freeze dried candy

lolololol my brother has jury duty tomorrow

im gonna start using periods to make people uncomfy.

MAL STOP

MAL DO YOU THINK I COULD WRITE IN PERFECT GRAMMAR FOR 24 HOURS

Flappy.

MAL DO YOU THINK I COULD WRITE IN PERFECT GRAMMAR FOR 24 HOURS

Yes, absolutely.

Mal, we need to talk.

mal πŸ’™

Yes, absolutely.

I do too.

STOP EEVERYONE

IM ICKING

RYLY

STOP EEVERYONE

Why do you want us to?

Sorry Flappers.

Mal, Flappy.

RYLY

Mal, Flappy.

What?

Im crying myself to sleep.

mal πŸ’™

Yes? I'm here, Rylee.

As am I.

RYLY

Im crying myself to sleep.

I'm*, dearest.

mal πŸ’™

Sorry, Amy, for causing you pain.

But there's really nothing we can do.

air is not clean..

Mal has stated she believed in me, thus, I have to for the next twenty four hours.

it has so much dots.

Flappy.

Mal has stated she believed in me, thus, I have to for the next twenty four hours.

And Flappy believes in me, too, so I must do it as well.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

I understand and thus, greatly acknowledge your concerns.

You misunderstood. I have no concerns acknowledging the matter.

What’s going on? I was sleeping

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

I admire your grit and determination to using proper English grammar. I wish you the utmost of luck in your endeavors.

Much appreciated.

Anonymous

What’s going on? I was sleeping

Hi Leo.

yall sound like Chat AI's

RYLY

yall sound like Chat AI's

You seem to be upset at my use of proper grammar, is there anything I could do to help?

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

Wouldn’t you agree, Mal?

Agree with what, Amy?

RYLY

yall sound like Chat AI's

This

RYLY

yall sound like Chat AI's

This lol

RYLY

STOP.

Why would you suggest that?

sorry my keyboard wasn’t working

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

This, Mal.

Oh, yes, I concur.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

This, Mal.

This is what?

ok im hoppy off.

this shit makes me uncomfy.

RYLY

ok im hoppy off.

I am sure I will encounter you later today. When I do, I will be sure to talk to you.

Anonymous

So uhhhhh what did I miss

Not much, I must say.

Anonymous

So uhhhhh what did I miss

We're talking with perfect grammar for twenty-four hours.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

GUESS WHAT

The backside of a chicken.

mal πŸ’™

We're talking with perfect grammar for twenty-four hours.

Wowww

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

the people on bp wrote me a letter about their feelings

Do share.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

the people on bp wrote me a letter about their feelings

Please elaborate further.

Amy? Dear girl, are you there?

I don’t know why everyone hates Amy she’s actually pretty cool 😎

I won’t be mad I promise

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

mal, flappy, you read it?

Yes, I have.

I mean like you could apologize (email or WJE)

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐
Image

I mustn't tell a lie though, "Bootiful Unicorn" was indeed acting quite annoying, to say the least.

It does appear to be strange they sent you this whole essay, a week now after you got banned.

You could explain everything to everyone. Although people are still mad it helps a lot

Not Shy Dragon flat out threatening you, though.

The emails are honestly rude

Amy please live your life without thinking about strangers on the internet im not mad at you it’s something everyone needs to work on

mal πŸ’™

Not Shy Dragon flat out threatening you, though.

It is very odd.

Anonymous

The emails are honestly rude

Agreed, they're all passive aggressive to the extreme. Anger coated in sweetness and "oh I used to love you" and "I still care about you, I just want you to understand".

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

i know. i’m inviting them here for a talk. try not to insult them while i’m discussing with them.

You may want to mention that threats like that, if they were older, could get them in an extreme amount of trouble.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

i know. i’m inviting them here for a talk. try not to insult them while i’m discussing with them.

I will abstain from directly saying insulting things, but I will not be needlessly nice to them.

Flappy.

I will abstain from directly saying insulting things, but I will not be needlessly nice to them.

I concur.

Mal, have you heard that W.J.E. is an extremely toxic site?

I mean it is but like it’s really helped me hurt through some shit surprisingly

Perhaps is the members of Bored Panda said it once more, I'd remember.

mal πŸ’™

No, I don't think I have.

It apparently also turned you and Amy into "queer phobic trolls".

Shame on W.J.E. (Sarcasm, if you could not tell.)

I wish they understood nothing changed except for my tolerance for ignorance and a desperate need for attention.

I will not tolerate people crying to me because they want to kill themselves because they referred to them as she rather than they.

mal πŸ’™

I will not tolerate people crying to me because they want to kill themselves because they referred to them as she rather than they.

If your hair is long and you are wearing all pink I will refer to you as a she. If your hair is short and you're dressed like a boy I will refer to you as he. Simple.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

that’s fair. i invite you to help me discuss, since you’re in the same boat.

Thank you, I may take you up on that offer, depending on if I am online at the time.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

that’s fair. i invite you to help me discuss, since you’re in the same boat.

Could I also discuss? Although I might need to eat Japanese food soon.

Will the discussion occur today, do you think?

mal πŸ’™

If your hair is long and you are wearing all pink I will refer to you as a she. If your hair is short and you're dressed like a boy I will refer to you as he. Simple.

I will refer to you solely based on how you look. If I cannot tell, I will try to abstain using direct pronouns, and would prefer to use their name.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

probably not.

I see.

Flappy.

I will refer to you solely based on how you look. If I cannot tell, I will try to abstain using direct pronouns, and would prefer to use their name.

Exactly. And if you do go by they/them then you can politely say "Hey, I would prefer they/them over she/her" and so long as you're respectful and not dramatic about it, I will happily oblige.

Flappy.

Could I also discuss? Although I might need to eat Japanese food soon.

Yum omg

mal πŸ’™

Exactly. And if you do go by they/them then you can politely say "Hey, I would prefer they/them over she/her" and so long as you're respectful and not dramatic about it, I will happily oblige.

exactly. it is a matter of respect, not entitlement.

mal πŸ’™

Exactly. And if you do go by they/them then you can politely say "Hey, I would prefer they/them over she/her" and so long as you're respectful and not dramatic about it, I will happily oblige.

I do agree. I have a friend that goes by they/them myself, and they do not make it their entire personality, and they were very polite about it, and I obliged. Some people do not realize respect is a two way street and it must be earned.

Precisely. No one is entitled to anything.

Omg I have a friend like that

And, at the end of the day, I'm going to call you what I choose to call you. No need to hyperventilate over it.

Precisely. If someone decided to call me a he, I would simply call them a silly goose and move on with my day.

Percabeth

Sorry y'all

No need to worry; you're fine.

Flappy.

Precisely. If someone decided to call me a he, I would simply call them a silly goose and move on with my day.

Agreed.

Flappy.

Precisely. If someone decided to call me a he, I would simply call them a silly goose and move on with my day.

You are silly.

mal πŸ’™

Agreed.

Obviously I'm not a he, and I know that. That's all that matters.

Were others supposed to be here?

AnonymousNumber1

You are silly.

Salutations, @AnonymousNumber1.

Flappy.

No need to worry; you're fine.

I meant what I said but I don't want to hurt Amy :)

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

tell everyone else to arrive, so we can finally have a discussion

Ok idk if they are on

AnonymousNumber1

No to your β€œhello.”

Are you in a state of anger directed at Mal?

Please, do share your reasoning for repeating no.

Then why would you deny her hello?

Do you dislike how I'm following proper grammatical principles?

I think you have misunderstood. Who's to say she's not a fan of me?

Or a fan of Dagger?

I, of course, am an original.

I am simply a fan of causing people discomfort, and thus Flappy and I agreed to speak with proper grammar for twenty-four hours.

I cannot be the one to break it, so I must continue unless Flappy stops or we both agree out twenty-four hours may reach an abrupt end.

mal πŸ’™

I am simply a fan of causing people discomfort, and thus Flappy and I agreed to speak with proper grammar for twenty-four hours.

Yes, this period will promptly end at 12:53 P.M. on December 18, 2023.

mal πŸ’™

I cannot be the one to break it, so I must continue unless Flappy stops or we both agree out twenty-four hours may reach an abrupt end.

Indeed, I refuse to lose this daunting challenge.

Flappy.

Indeed, I refuse to lose this daunting challenge.

As do I.

mal πŸ’™

As do I.

Well, we will have to see about that.

mal πŸ’™

Anon, have you left?

@AnonymousNumber1, where have you gone?

I regretfully report my belief that Anon has left.

If you are scared of the paparazzi, I can assure you, we are not fans to that extent.

mal πŸ’™

I regretfully report my belief that Anon has left.

Sadly, I must agree.

Oh! I have been proven wrong.

Flappy.

Oh! I have been proven wrong.

I delight in my findings.

Flappy.

If you are scared of the paparazzi, I can assure you, we are not fans to that extent.

In fact, you generally scare me with the way you say "Hi, Mal." It is quite frightening.

AnonymousNumber1

You are both absolutely hilarious.

As are you.

AnonymousNumber1

You are both absolutely hilarious.

Oh, my, I see. I believe that to be a compliment, so I shall say thank you.

mal πŸ’™

In fact, you generally scare me with the way you say "Hi, Mal." It is quite frightening.

They do love to call me silly, I don't quite know the reasoning behind it.

mal πŸ’™

Oh, my, I see. I believe that to be a compliment, so I shall say thank you.

It was not.

I see. I will continue to take it as a compliment regardless of its intent.

Flappy.

They do love to call me silly, I don't quite know the reasoning behind it.

I see. How fascinating.

AnonymousNumber1

It was not.

Were you laughing at our looks instead? Our usernames? What else could be hilarious about that.

Flappy.

Were you laughing at our looks instead? Our usernames? What else could be hilarious about that.

I was laughing at how serious you both are. Haha.

Oh dear, it really is brewing up a storm right now.

My bones shiver at the thought of going outside.

AnonymousNumber1

I was laughing at how serious you both are. Haha.

Oh. As do I, most of the time.

AnonymousNumber1

I was laughing at how serious you both are. Haha.

Haha indeed.

mal πŸ’™

What is the weather?

Dastardly, I must say. It is pouring quite hard right now. I really do wish I brought an umbrella with me.

Oh my, that is most unfortunate. I deem it curious that I read your message in a British accent. Haha.

mal πŸ’™

Oh my, that is most unfortunate. I deem it curious that I read your message in a British accent. Haha.

I was going to comment on that earlier. How bizarre I associate the use of proper grammatical English with a British accent.

I concur. It really is rather strange.

mal πŸ’™

Silly.

Indeed it is, one might call it childish even.

Shall you do this for twenty-four hours, as we are speaking properly for twenty-four hours.

Oh, an All-American Rejects song just came on. How delightful!

AnonymousNumber1

you are both lame

Oh, my goodness! How could one say such a thing? To such a poor sweet innocent soul such as myself, too.

mal πŸ’™

Oh, an All-American Rejects song just came on. How delightful!

I would not react in quite a manner as you; but it brings me delight that you have found delight.

Flappy.

Oh, my goodness! How could one say such a thing? To such a poor sweet innocent soul such as myself, too.

Only a truly heartless individual, I believe. Haha.

Flappy.

I would not react in quite a manner as you; but it brings me delight that you have found delight.

Thank you, how kind of you.

Anon, shall you lack grammatical principles for twenty-four hours, or only for a short time frame?

mal πŸ’™

Anon, shall you lack grammatical principles for twenty-four hours, or only for a short time frame?

Or perhaps longer than twenty-four hours? Perhaps the time period is undefined.

Wilkinsonburritos

🍿

Hello Sir Aaron.

mal πŸ’™

Hello, Burr.

I almost typed Butt instead of Burr. Haha, silly me.

Wilkinsonburritos

My names not Aaron

Aaron Burr, sir, I do believe it is.

Darn, Anon is back to their grammatical principles.

mal πŸ’™

Darn, Anon is back to their grammatical principles.

It appears to only have been a short break.

It was quite strange while it lasted, though.

One might call it a switcheroo.

Oh, how incredible! I am now enjoying Radiohead.

mal πŸ’™

Oh, how incredible! I am now enjoying Radiohead.

Intriguing. Sadly, the devices I use to enjoy music were not properly charging in the night, and thus, I cannot listen.

Oh! I must say farewell now.

Salutations, my dear friends.

Farewell, Flappy. Do enjoy the remainder of your afternoon!

We are speaking properly for twenty-four hours.

It's a challenge we've agreed to attempt.

I say it's going rather well, it's quite fun.

I'm rather well, thank you. I've accomplished quite a bit today.

I completed some overdue biology tests and completed a short writing piece I've been working on for a while.

mal πŸ’™

Math is my worst, I have a 70.

A C? That’s not bad

Biology I've an 88, literature a 98, logic a 91, and geography an 80.

Wilkinsonburritos

Just average

My most recent test has yet to be graded, and I'm sure my grade will dip after.

AnonymousNumber1

I just watched someone die.

How comical!

Wilkinsonburritos

What-

I was kidding. The video cut off before I could be sure.

I take back what I said about my math grade, my test has been graded.

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Wilkinsonburritos

Thank god

The audio is what made me laugh.

I am afraid that is not within my abilities.

mal πŸ’™

Biology I've an 88, literature a 98, logic a 91, and geography an 80.

^

The rest I can deal with, though I'm sure they could be better.

mal πŸ’™

^

K so maybe math just isn’t your specialty. You’re just smart in other areas ig

I see my teacher does not appreciate my humour. How unfortunate.

I was supposed to give a mathematical reason for my statement, but I didn't know what the mathematical proof was, I simply saw it was explicitly written on the triangle that what I said was true.

I hoped for partial credit because what I said was true, though not exactly what she was looking for.

Ah. I hate when you have to explain how you got your answer. Just look at the work!

Yes, I absolutely despise proofs. I do not understand them.

Wilkinsonburritos

Ah. I hate when you have to explain how you got your answer. Just look at the work!

To be fair, most of the time I don’t even know how I got my answer.

I don't want to study and explain this triangle. It simply is what it is.

AnonymousNumber1

To be fair, most of the time I don’t even know how I got my answer.

Relatable

I am not anticipating a grade on my project, either. It was quite a silly concept, so, of course, my submission was equally silly, if not more.

Oh, how great! My test redo has been graded as well.

Wilkinsonburritos

What’s the grade?

It was originally in the 50s, it has been brought up to a 70.

mal πŸ’™

It was originally in the 50s, it has been brought up to a 70.

So a C. Not that bad

I am talking about the poor state of my math grades.

mal πŸ’™

I am talking about the poor state of my math grades.

Care to join?

Wilkinsonburritos

She just left when we have her attention lmao

Haha. How unfortunate.

mal πŸ’™

I am talking about the poor state of my math grades.

It’s not bad. It’s average

A 69 is quite sad for a grade, though not as a number.

Wilkinsonburritos

Average is not bad or good

Average is what the AVERAGE amount of people get.

The average has changed a lot since COVID and online learning.

AnonymousNumber1

A B is good.

A B is decent, I believe.

Wilkinsonburritos

What?

I keep saying average, now the spelling looks weird.

Say it out loud a bunch of times, it will begin to sound weird, too!

Wilkinsonburritos

And you can’t say it anymore because it looks weird?

I was exaggerating.

These periods are making me feel rather cold.

It's making me feel as though I lack emotion, I'm not sure what to think of it.

Oh dear, it seems as though the chat has died.

Do I you want me to leave

No, I promise I'm not being passive aggressive. My friend and I have agreed to be serious and use proper grammar for twenty-four hours.

I am good what about yourself

Nothing I went to church and then they were passing out cookies which were so good and then I came home and now I am just relaxing

My apologies, I promise I'm not generally this dry.

Yeah oh I forgot I went to a restaurant and had some really good French toast

It’s ok neither am i

And my brother made friends with one of my friends that I saw at the restaurant

Are you and your brother close in age?

No he is about 6 years younger then me

Dang. My hair is rather unpleasant, I showered a few hours ago and haven't brushed and straightened it yet.

Yeah, I will have to straighten my hair tonight for school tomorrow.

My hair is rather frizzy and gross at the moment.

My hair is naturally straight but lays TOO flat

My hair looks a bit thin when I straighten it, but it's preferable to the thick, frizzy mess it is naturally.

Wish I had slightly wavy hair

Somehow mine gets frizzy too

I used to wish for slightly wavy hair, and then I got it and I wish it were straight again.

You guys are lucky my hair does not like to cooperate with me

Brooklyn

You guys are lucky my hair does not like to cooperate with me

My hair only cooperates after I spend about twenty minutes messing with it. But then I think it looks rather nice.

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

i wish it would just pick a side

I feel that. My hair likes to be super wavy in the front and then it slowly fades to straight as it goes back.

Mine is just like f u and doesn’t stay how I want it

Mine gets super frizzy and is untameable

My hair is always very nice the day after I shower and straighten it.

Mine is like that in the morning and then I fix it and then like an hour later it’s just like I’m done with you

But if I go to bed after showering and don't straighten it til morning, it doesn't straighten properly and feels greasy.

Brooklyn

Mine is like that in the morning and then I fix it and then like an hour later it’s just like I’m done with you

Frr

And it was like that for picture day too and my pictures look so bad

I actually love my school pictures this year, they turned out well.

I looked good and all it was just my hair that messed it up

I slept in braids the night before, so my hair is wavy and nice in mine.

My only problem with my pictures is my braces look weird because I have a power chain.

But i straightened my hair so maybe for class pictures it will look nice

It stretches across all the brackets so if you have gaps, it pulls them together.

Mine aren't working well, my orthodontist says. My gaps are still very visible.

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I have to wear really thick bands so I’m can barley talk

It hurts to move my mouth

They really are like I have to take the off to eat and then I have to put them back on and it’s just so tiring

It's also so awkward to put them in when other people are around.

Fr though like you look so stupid doin g it bc your mouth is wide open

And then I feel weird because I don't know if some people find it gross I just had my hands in my mouth.

Because I know my friends don't care but I don't know about others.

Fr though I just get weird looks from people when I’m putting them in

I've given up on taking them out, I eat with them in and if I swallow them, I wait until I get home to put new ones in.

It’s just like what’s the point because if I do it on the bathroom then they are gonna think I’m weird

Exactly, and I also don't want to get up just so I can put my elastics in.

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So I’m just like fuck it and just leave them in

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Are we the only people in this chat

They're just being boring and not saying anything.

It has been raning all day over where I live

Brooklyn

It has been raning all day over where I live

Dang.

I just completed a word in one run in Subway Surfers.

My phone is being laggy as heck right now

mal πŸ’™

Hello, Flappy.

Hello, Madally.

Brooklyn

My phone is being laggy as heck right now

As is mine.

Flappy.

Hello, Madally.

Woah, that is my name from what I like to call the dark ages.

mal πŸ’™

Woah, that is my name from what I like to call the dark ages.

I’m gonna call u that now

That’s outrageous

mal πŸ’™

Woah, that is my name from what I like to call the dark ages.

Indeed, a pitiful era, though we semi enjoyed it.

This is quite crazy, five people have followed me in the past two days.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Wait flappy, r u a BP person?

I *was* a BP person.

Flappy, I am feeling rather murderous and thus am playing Bitlife. What shall I name my character, do you think?

master bater

also mal

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

What was ur name there?

All 4 Paws.

mal πŸ’™

Flappy, I am feeling rather murderous and thus am playing Bitlife. What shall I name my character, do you think?

Chris CrossAppleSauce

did anon tell you why they were mad at me?

RYLY

did anon tell you why they were mad at me?

Anon was mad at you?

Are you sure they were not simply messing with you?

MAL PLEASE TALK REGULARLY AGAIN

Flappy.

Chris CrossAppleSauce

It is too long, so his last name shall lack the final letter.

mal πŸ’™

It is too long, so his last name shall lack the final letter.

Chris CrossAppleSauc?

Anon has been mad at me flappy, idk if its a joke but its idk.

RYLY

Anon has been mad at me flappy, idk if its a joke but its idk.

Did you draw this conclusion from the beginning of this post?

Flappy.

Chris CrossAppleSauc?

Yes, unless you've a better idea?

RYLY

MAL PLEASE TALK REGULARLY AGAIN

I'm afraid I can't do that until tomorrow evening.

mal πŸ’™

Yes, unless you've a better idea?

No, no, go ahead, please.

mal πŸ’™

I'm afraid I can't do that until tomorrow evening.

Me neither, unless @Mal..πŸ¦– fails to complete her end of the challenge.

Chris is ugly and stupid, perfect for a serial killer.

The age difference between my parents is quite large, though.

mal πŸ’™

Chris is ugly and stupid, perfect for a serial killer.

Chris is Fr*nch.

Ah! Apologies, I must go immediately.

I am once again enjoying an All-American Rejects song.

Flappy.

Ah! Apologies, I must go immediately.

Farewell dear friend.

Friends say he was detestable.

It was rather funny, I had severe depression until I killed my best friend. Then right after my depression was cured.

mal πŸ’™

It was rather funny, I had severe depression until I killed my best friend. Then right after my depression was cured.

Therapy in action.

Perhaps if I murder my best friend my depression will also be cured!

I have a question, Mal.

Would, hypothetically, saying "Hehehe." count as proper grammar?

As long as you include a period, I see no problem with it.

I have said "Haha" a couple of times. As long as there's a period, I say it's fair game.

mal πŸ’™

As long as you include a period, I see no problem with it.

Lovely, thank you for your answer.

mal πŸ’™

I have said "Haha" a couple of times. As long as there's a period, I say it's fair game.

I see.

Though I believe saying "Lmao" would not count.

Fairy Wren

Hi. Did amy want to talk?

Yes.

I don't believe so, I haven't seen her in a while.

mal πŸ’™

Though I believe saying "Lmao" would not count.

Surely.

Fairy Wren

Hi. Did amy want to talk?

Yes, she did, but I don't believe she's on right now.

Fairy Wren

Ok. When will she be online?

I'm unsure.

Fairy Wren

Ok. When will she be online?

I've not a clue.

mal πŸ’™

Same thing with "Omg" or "Lol".

Would "laughing out loud" count though?

I absolutely love saying "I've" in replacement of "I have", it feels so fancy.

Flappy.

Would "laughing out loud" count though?

Yes, as would "laughing my ass off" because they are real words.

I believe it would be great to say "laughing my ass off", it'd come across as very passive aggressive.

Fairy Wren

Oh.

Check again in an hour, perhaps she will be online then.

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Hello, Mal.

Flappy.

Check again in an hour, perhaps she will be online then.

Okay. Thanks.

BECAUSE UR A FUCKING BOT RN

RYLY

BECAUSE UR A FUCKING BOT RN

As myself in the past would say, "Nuh-uh".

I particularly enjoy how passive aggressive expressions of laughter appear to be when speaking like this.

Laughing my ass off.

I am trying to complete a lab report, and it's simply horrible.

I do not give a fuck about the structure of cells.

Fuck is considered proper grammar, correct?

Fuck would be, unless it is used in the place of saying intercourse.

You should do that.

I must depart now.

Were you in decendants

That sounded so passive aggressive haha.

Have you seen wittlewiltywompwomp? On Donut's post?

The stupidity is making my IQ drop by the second laughing my ass off.