Greeting

Hello.

u mad at me?

hii

HI MALLLLLLLLLL

HEYYYYY

WHY DO YOU THINK ANON'S MAD ATCHU

idk js the "Hello."

the passive aggressive period?

lmao

yup

it's scary lmao

like when anon says "Hi Mal." it makes me shiver lmfao

i mean they usually put the periods it js came outta nowhere

YES

usually when someones mad at me its just a "Hi Rylee." LIKE NO

ITS SO SCARY

i hate the name rylee i prefer ry or ryry

rylee's such a pretty name thoughhhh

everyone mispells it to riley or rhyleigh

dude my name is genuinely basic af though

thats true

like how do you mispell rylee that bad..

Hello, Rylee.

STOP.

HI ANON

.

We have to talk.

IM GOING TO SHIVER ANON.

I FORGOT THE PERIOD LMAO

oh shit.

what did i do anon.

NO WHY'S EVERYONE USING PERIODS NOWWW

the "we have to talk" has me tearing up

WHAT DID I DOOOOO.

MAYBE ANON'S J MESSING W YOU

maybe.. idk

AND SITTING HERE WATCHING YOU PANIC

IN CONTENTED SILENCE

You know what you did.

Anon what did i do?

OH FUCK ANON NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME

im genuinely so confused?

Don’t play dumb with me.

IM NOT

IDK WHAT I DID.

did i breathe too much? wake up late? like im genuinely confused.

ahhhhhhhhhhh

NOT THE PERIODS.

Oh, so you wanna make jokes about it?

IMMA USE THEM TOO NOW.

Mhm.

im not making jokes

anon please tell me what i did wrong.

You wanna be funny, but I will not keep it cute.

:)

NOT THE SMILEY FACE.

Goodbye for now, Rylee.

And Mal.

STOPPPPPPP

anon please text me on the crew.

im so fucking confused what i did wrong.

like i dont know what i did.

on everything, i really dont know.

ahhhhh why'd anon say "and mal" im scared

ANON WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SCARY

YOU GENUINELY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

idek but they scare me.

AND YOU'RE A RANDOM PERSON ONLINE WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME

WTF.

EXACTLY.

anon please come back.

off topic but whenever i state an opinion contrary to what my friend thinks she says "eh" and it genuinely drives me fucking insane

Wow, this site is really dying

LMAO REAL

"oh my gosh i love my chemical romance" "eh" "oh that shirt's really cute!" "eh" like it makes me wanna shoot someone

god i hate that

it's so annoying

and then she's like "oh id rather charlie puth" like please

PUH-LEASE

LMAO

LIKE AIN'T NO WAY YOU BOUTTA COMPARE CHARLIE TO MCR

NO WAY

NO FUCKING WAY

I HAVE A MY CHEM SHIRT

the black parade one :D

I WANT IT

MCR IS SO GOOD

AND A PTV ONE

the only song my friend like by them is teenagers and im like bruh there are so many better mcr songs

OOO

I NEED MORE BAND TSHIRTS

OH GOD.

and i have a tupac one

i have 4 tupac shirts actually

ooo niceeee

hahaha

i have 2 fall out boy ones, a maneskin one, a blink-182 one, an elvis one...nd i think that's all

I WANT A BLINK-182 ONE SO BAD.

YESSSS

off topic but im literally crying rn

BHHHHHAAHAAHHAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHAAA

IM THICH AND SATISFY WHEN IM SERVED? DAMN RIGHT

*THICK

THE TINY FORK TOOOOO

IM CRYING

I CANT RN

i bet my bf would agree though...

LMAOLMAO

THIS MORNING WE WERE SAYING PICKUP LINES

AND HE SAID

"wanna know how to get a stud? i have the STD, all we need is U"

my bfs grounded until tonight, hes been grounded for 2 weeks :C

nooo :C

i miss him sm :C

aw i bett

he said i looked good in shorts so tmr imma wear shorts ;)

ooooo

yesssss

but it would be between 59-31 degrees.

COOLD

I KNOWWWW

I HATE WEARING SHORTS LMAO

ME TOO BUT YK HES WORTH IT

BRB IMMA MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

OKAY

MAGICAL MAL

AMY THE FLAMY

i want a grilled cheese so bad omfg

GRILLED CHEESES ARE SO GOOD

they are

i think my coach said hed take us to like this japanese place

but

i dont really like japanese food

oof

my friend's using an ai generator to make me a ts song

help

MY BROTHER DID THAT ONCE

IT WAS SO FUNNY

WAIT MINE'S ACTUALLY NOT TERRIBLE

HIBACHIII

WE ALWAYS GET THAT AFTER ROWING

AND BADMJNTON MATCHES

NORMALLY ME AND MY FRIENDS GO TO CHIPOTLE

BUT

APPARENTLY NOT

SMH SMH

BRO HIBACHI IS BOMB

ESPECIALLY AFTER LIKR A LONG MATCH AND SHIT

damn i killed the chat

NOOOOO

CHIPOTLE IS BETTER

ESP LIKE

INBETWEEN PRELIMS AND FINALS

ION LIKE CHIPOTLE THAT MUCH AND I REALLLY DONT LIKE HIBACHI

LE GASP

OKOKOOKOKOK IM BACK

SUCH ATROCITY

I CAN UNDERSTAND HIBACHI BUT NOT CHIPOTLE

MY B I MADE FOOD FOR EVERYONE SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.

soup

porn

what’d you make?

heheh

OKAY CONFESSION TIME WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS HIBACHI I CAN ONLY THINK OF THE SONG

grilled cheese for me

soup porn would be very wet

and mac nd cheese for everyone else.

i wnat a grilled cheese

me too

with kimchi

CORN HUB ISNT BLOCKED ON SCHOOL COMPUTER LOLZ.

or tomato soup

same bro, but coolmath is 😭

EXACTLY

the staff be wildin

YOU CHECKED

thats brave

bro i woke up wanting tomato soup idk why but i had a dream of eating it

i hate tomato soup

damn usually i dream of eating megan fox

ahahaha

I ALSO HAD AA DREAM OF EATING OUT LIZZO

what the fuck.

that’s not acceptable.

flappy.

therapy when

now

ARE YOU MAD

how could you.

OH AND I HAD A RANDOM DREAM OF EATING OUT A RANDOM GIRL

I HATE TOMATO SOUP SO BAD

LAYTELY IVE BEEN HAVING SEXUAL DREAMS BUT EATING OUR GIRLS..

flappy.

ALSO ONCE I WAS EATING TOMATO SOUP WHEN I WAS 7

AND THEN I SPILLED IT ON THE DRIVEWAY

damn

AND THEN THE DRIVEWAY WAS TOMATO SOUP STAINED FOR LIKE

i cannot believe you just admitted to hating tomato soup.

A YEAR

maybe it’s a sign

BECAUSE

LMAO

bro fr tho

IT NEVER RAINS WHERE I LIVE

flappy. that's not okay.

exactly.

SO THE DRIVEWAY WAS STAINED

mal i think we need an intervention.

tomato soup is vile

and you cant chnage my mind

you're vile.

LMFAO

ok bye guys

it may be a sign..

shower time

guys you know what i did yesterday

i love showers

DO YOU GUYS TAKE HOT OR COLD SHOWERS

i shower in cold

LMAO

no flappy we're not changing the subject. you don't like tomato soup.

when i wake up sweaty or shit i take cold

i hope you shower in cold tomato soup for the rest of your life.

i start them hot bc i cant get into a cold shower but then i change it to cold

if its a freezin day i shower in hot

i know

ok

ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED

imma bathe in cold tomato soup

yum

yuck

i want freeze dried candy

yum.

actually i’m back for like 5 minutes

OMG YES

oo oki

lolololol my brother has jury duty tomorrow

oh 💀

lmao the more i look the more passive agressive it gets

good.

did you get sprayed by a skunk recently?

im gonna start using periods to make people uncomfy.

it’s working 😭

Should I use perfect grammar, too?

no

NO

Amy.

NO

NO

How does this make you feel?

STOP

MAL STOP

NO

OUCH

NON

How about you, Rylee?

IT MAKES ME FEEL VULNERABLE

Does this make you...shiver?

I DONT LIKE IT

MAL

YES

Nervous?

NO

MAL DO YOU THINK I COULD WRITE IN PERFECT GRAMMAR FOR 24 HOURS

NO

Uncomfy?

MY TIMBERS ARE SHIVERING

Yes, absolutely.

Mal, we need to talk.

no

stop

what’s happening

I'm here, Rylee.

I do too.

NOOOOO

STOP EEVERYONE

IM ICKING

ME TOO

RYLEEEEE

Why do you want us to?

HELPPP

Sorry Flappers.

Rylee. Amy.

Mal, Flappy.

What?

Yes? I'm here, Rylee.

NOPE

Im crying myself to sleep.

oh

As am I.

NO

STOP

PLEASE

I'm*, dearest.

IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME

💀

URG

Sorry, Amy, for causing you pain.

But there's really nothing we can do.

Exactly.

I suppose it would not be uncommon, as I have gotten quite accustomed to this way of speaking. You may proceed

.

air is not clean..

Mal has stated she believed in me, thus, I have to for the next twenty four hours.

it has so much dots.

And Flappy believes in me, too, so I must do it as well.

I understand and thus, greatly acknowledge your concerns.

You misunderstood. I have no concerns acknowledging the matter.

What’s going on? I was sleeping

I admire your grit and determination to using proper English grammar. I wish you the utmost of luck in your endeavors.

kms.

Much appreciated.

Hi Leo.

What did I miss

*Kill myself.

Hi

yall sound like Chat AI's

Abbreviations are so uncouth.

lol

lol

lol

lol

Wouldn’t you agree, Mal?

What are you laughing at, Leo?

You seem to be upset at my use of proper grammar, is there anything I could do to help?

kms

Agree with what, Amy?

This

STOP.

Indeed, Leo? What are you guffawing at?

This lol

This, Mal.

Why would you suggest that?

sorry my keyboard wasn’t working

Oh, yes, I concur.

This is what?

ok im hoppy off.

this shit makes me uncomfy.

Farewell, Rylee.

Goodbye, Rylee.

Goodbye, dearest Rylee. We shall eagerly await your arrival.

Bye bye

I am sure I will encounter you later today. When I do, I will be sure to talk to you.

So uhhhhh what did I miss

OMFG

GUESS WHAT

Not much, I must say.

We're talking with perfect grammar for twenty-four hours.

The backside of a chicken.

the people on bp wrote me a letter about their feelings

Wowww

do you wanna see

Do share.

Please elaborate further.

Amy? Dear girl, are you there?

I don’t know why everyone hates Amy she’s actually pretty cool 😎

Amy, we'd like to see the letter.

it was really long lmao

but i do feel really bad now 😭

Are they overreacting

what did you say to them

I won’t be mad I promise

just trolled a bit

mal, flappy, you read it?

oh

Yes, I have.

I mean like you could apologize (email or WJE)

I mustn't tell a lie though, "Bootiful Unicorn" was indeed acting quite annoying, to say the least.

i’m thinking wje.

Yeah good idea

It does appear to be strange they sent you this whole essay, a week now after you got banned.

You could explain everything to everyone. Although people are still mad it helps a lot

Not Shy Dragon flat out threatening you, though.

The emails are honestly rude

Amy please live your life without thinking about strangers on the internet im not mad at you it’s something everyone needs to work on

i know. i’m inviting them here for a talk. try not to insult them while i’m discussing with them.

It is very odd.

Agreed, they're all passive aggressive to the extreme. Anger coated in sweetness and "oh I used to love you" and "I still care about you, I just want you to understand".

Exactly

You may want to mention that threats like that, if they were older, could get them in an extreme amount of trouble.

I will abstain from directly saying insulting things, but I will not be needlessly nice to them.

I concur.

Mal, have you heard that W.J.E. is an extremely toxic site?

I mean it is but like it’s really helped me hurt through some shit surprisingly

No, I don't think I have.

Perhaps is the members of Bored Panda said it once more, I'd remember.

*if

My bad, clumsy fingers.

It apparently also turned you and Amy into "queer phobic trolls".

💀

Shame on W.J.E. (Sarcasm, if you could not tell.)

I wish they understood nothing changed except for my tolerance for ignorance and a desperate need for attention.

🥳

I will not tolerate people crying to me because they want to kill themselves because they referred to them as she rather than they.

that’s all i neee

d

that’s fair. i invite you to help me discuss, since you’re in the same boat.

If your hair is long and you are wearing all pink I will refer to you as a she. If your hair is short and you're dressed like a boy I will refer to you as he. Simple.

Thank you, I may take you up on that offer, depending on if I am online at the time.

Could I also discuss? Although I might need to eat Japanese food soon.

100%

i doubt they’ll be on

this soon

there’s a lot of them

and they’re rarely on at the same time

Will the discussion occur today, do you think?

probably not.

I will refer to you solely based on how you look. If I cannot tell, I will try to abstain using direct pronouns, and would prefer to use their name.

I see.

Exactly. And if you do go by they/them then you can politely say "Hey, I would prefer they/them over she/her" and so long as you're respectful and not dramatic about it, I will happily oblige.

Yum omg

exactly. it is a matter of respect, not entitlement.

you are not entitled to anything except for basic human right.

I do agree. I have a friend that goes by they/them myself, and they do not make it their entire personality, and they were very polite about it, and I obliged. Some people do not realize respect is a two way street and it must be earned.

Precisely. No one is entitled to anything.

Omg I have a friend like that

Brb

And, at the end of the day, I'm going to call you what I choose to call you. No need to hyperventilate over it.

Sorry y'all

Precisely. If someone decided to call me a he, I would simply call them a silly goose and move on with my day.

No need to worry; you're fine.

percabeth

Agreed.

where’s everyone else?

You are silly.

Oh no I came myself

Obviously I'm not a he, and I know that. That's all that matters.

Hello, Anon.

Were others supposed to be here?

tell everyone else to arrive, so we can finally have a discussion

Salutations, @AnonymousNumber1.

I meant what I said but I don't want to hurt Amy :)

Ok idk if they are on

No.

No what?

No to your “hello.”

Why are you saying no to my hello?

Are you in a state of anger directed at Mal?

No.

Please, do share your reasoning for repeating no.

Then why would you deny her hello?

No.

I'd love to hear.

Do you dislike how I'm following proper grammatical principles?

No.

You are a fan.

A fan of what?

So totally a fan.

No.

I'm a fan of no?

I think you have misunderstood. Who's to say she's not a fan of me?

Or a fan of Dagger?

I, of course, am an original.

I am simply a fan of causing people discomfort, and thus Flappy and I agreed to speak with proper grammar for twenty-four hours.

I cannot be the one to break it, so I must continue unless Flappy stops or we both agree out twenty-four hours may reach an abrupt end.

*Our

Yes, this period will promptly end at 12:53 P.M. on December 18, 2023.

Yes.

Indeed, I refuse to lose this daunting challenge.

Anon, have you left?

As do I.

Well, we will have to see about that.

@AnonymousNumber1, where have you gone?

I regretfully report my belief that Anon has left.

If you are scared of the paparazzi, I can assure you, we are not fans to that extent.

Sadly, I must agree.

I’m still here.

Oh! I have been proven wrong.

You are both absolutely hilarious.

I delight in my findings.

In fact, you generally scare me with the way you say "Hi, Mal." It is quite frightening.

As are you.

Silly lil Flappers.