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    • u mad at me?

    HI MALLLLLLLLLL

    WHY DO YOU THINK ANON'S MAD ATCHU

    idk js the "Hello."

    the passive aggressive period?

    it's scary lmao

    like when anon says "Hi Mal." it makes me shiver lmfao

    i mean they usually put the periods it js came outta nowhere

    usually when someones mad at me its just a "Hi Rylee." LIKE NO

    i hate the name rylee i prefer ry or ryry

    rylee's such a pretty name thoughhhh

    everyone mispells it to riley or rhyleigh

    dude my name is genuinely basic af though

    RYLY

    everyone mispells it to riley or rhyleigh

    thats true

    like how do you mispell rylee that bad..

    STOP.

    IM GOING TO SHIVER ANON.

    I FORGOT THE PERIOD LMAO

    oh shit.

    what did i do anon.

    NO WHY'S EVERYONE USING PERIODS NOWWW

    the "we have to talk" has me tearing up

    WHAT DID I DOOOOO.

    MAYBE ANON'S J MESSING W YOU

    maybe.. idk

    AND SITTING HERE WATCHING YOU PANIC

    IN CONTENTED SILENCE

    Anon what did i do?

    OH FUCK ANON NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME

    im genuinely so confused?

    IM NOT

    IDK WHAT I DID.

    did i breathe too much? wake up late? like im genuinely confused.

    NOT THE PERIODS.

    IMMA USE THEM TOO NOW.

    im not making jokes

    anon please tell me what i did wrong.

    NOT THE SMILEY FACE.

    anon please text me on the crew.

    im so fucking confused what i did wrong.

    like i dont know what i did.

    on everything, i really dont know.

    ahhhhh why'd anon say "and mal" im scared

    ANON WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SCARY

    YOU GENUINELY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

    idek but they scare me.

    AND YOU'RE A RANDOM PERSON ONLINE WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME

    EXACTLY.

    anon please come back.

    off topic but whenever i state an opinion contrary to what my friend thinks she says "eh" and it genuinely drives me fucking insane

    LMAO REAL

    mal♡

    off topic but whenever i state an opinion contrary to what my friend thinks she says "eh" and it genuinely drives me fucking insane

    "oh my gosh i love my chemical romance" "eh" "oh that shirt's really cute!" "eh" like it makes me wanna shoot someone

    god i hate that

    it's so annoying

    and then she's like "oh id rather charlie puth" like please

    LIKE AIN'T NO WAY YOU BOUTTA COMPARE CHARLIE TO MCR

    NO FUCKING WAY

    I HAVE A MY CHEM SHIRT

    the black parade one :D

    MCR IS SO GOOD

    AND A PTV ONE

    the only song my friend like by them is teenagers and im like bruh there are so many better mcr songs

    RYLY

    AND A PTV ONE

    OOO

    I NEED MORE BAND TSHIRTS

    OH GOD.

    and i have a tupac one

    i have 4 tupac shirts actually

    i have 2 fall out boy ones, a maneskin one, a blink-182 one, an elvis one...nd i think that's all

    I WANT A BLINK-182 ONE SO BAD.

    off topic but im literally crying rn

    BHHHHHAAHAAHHAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHAAA

    IM THICH AND SATISFY WHEN IM SERVED? DAMN RIGHT

    THE TINY FORK TOOOOO

    i bet my bf would agree though...

    LMAOLMAO

    THIS MORNING WE WERE SAYING PICKUP LINES

    "wanna know how to get a stud? i have the STD, all we need is U"

    my bfs grounded until tonight, hes been grounded for 2 weeks :C

    i miss him sm :C

    he said i looked good in shorts so tmr imma wear shorts ;)

    but it would be between 59-31 degrees.

    I KNOWWWW

    I HATE WEARING SHORTS LMAO

    ME TOO BUT YK HES WORTH IT

    BRB IMMA MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

    AMY THE FLAMY

    RYLY

    BRB IMMA MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

    i want a grilled cheese so bad omfg

    GRILLED CHEESES ARE SO GOOD

    i think my coach said hed take us to like this japanese place

    i dont really like japanese food

    my friend's using an ai generator to make me a ts song

    MY BROTHER DID THAT ONCE

    WAIT MINE'S ACTUALLY NOT TERRIBLE

    NORMALLY ME AND MY FRIENDS GO TO CHIPOTLE

    CHIPOTLE IS BETTER

    INBETWEEN PRELIMS AND FINALS

    ION LIKE CHIPOTLE THAT MUCH AND I REALLLY DONT LIKE HIBACHI

    OKOKOOKOKOK IM BACK

    mal♡

    ION LIKE CHIPOTLE THAT MUCH AND I REALLLY DONT LIKE HIBACHI

    I CAN UNDERSTAND HIBACHI BUT NOT CHIPOTLE

    MY B I MADE FOOD FOR EVERYONE SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.

    heheh

    OKAY CONFESSION TIME WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS HIBACHI I CAN ONLY THINK OF THE SONG

    grilled cheese for me

    and mac nd cheese for everyone else.

    i wnat a grilled cheese

    CORN HUB ISNT BLOCKED ON SCHOOL COMPUTER LOLZ.

    EXACTLY

    RYLY

    CORN HUB ISNT BLOCKED ON SCHOOL COMPUTER LOLZ.

    YOU CHECKED

    bro i woke up wanting tomato soup idk why but i had a dream of eating it

    i hate tomato soup

    RYLY

    bro i woke up wanting tomato soup idk why but i had a dream of eating it

    damn usually i dream of eating megan fox

    I ALSO HAD AA DREAM OF EATING OUT LIZZO

    RYLY

    I ALSO HAD AA DREAM OF EATING OUT LIZZO

    therapy when

    mal♡

    flappy.

    ARE YOU MAD

    how could you.

    OH AND I HAD A RANDOM DREAM OF EATING OUT A RANDOM GIRL

    I HATE TOMATO SOUP SO BAD

    LAYTELY IVE BEEN HAVING SEXUAL DREAMS BUT EATING OUR GIRLS..

    ALSO ONCE I WAS EATING TOMATO SOUP WHEN I WAS 7

    AND THEN I SPILLED IT ON THE DRIVEWAY

    AND THEN THE DRIVEWAY WAS TOMATO SOUP STAINED FOR LIKE

    i cannot believe you just admitted to hating tomato soup.

    IT NEVER RAINS WHERE I LIVE

    flappy. that's not okay.

    SO THE DRIVEWAY WAS STAINED

    mal♡

    flappy. that's not okay.

    tomato soup is vile

    and you cant chnage my mind

    it may be a sign..

    guys you know what i did yesterday

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    shower time

    i love showers

    DO YOU GUYS TAKE HOT OR COLD SHOWERS

    i shower in cold

    no flappy we're not changing the subject. you don't like tomato soup.

    when i wake up sweaty or shit i take cold

    i hope you shower in cold tomato soup for the rest of your life.

    i start them hot bc i cant get into a cold shower but then i change it to cold

    if its a freezin day i shower in hot

    mal♡

    no flappy we're not changing the subject. you don't like tomato soup.

    i know

    mal♡

    i hope you shower in cold tomato soup for the rest of your life.

    ok

    ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED

    imma bathe in cold tomato soup

    i want freeze dried candy

    lolololol my brother has jury duty tomorrow

    im gonna start using periods to make people uncomfy.

    Should I use perfect grammar, too?

    How does this make you feel?

    MAL STOP

    How about you, Rylee?

    Does this make you...shiver?

    MAL DO YOU THINK I COULD WRITE IN PERFECT GRAMMAR FOR 24 HOURS

    Flappy.

    MAL DO YOU THINK I COULD WRITE IN PERFECT GRAMMAR FOR 24 HOURS

    Yes, absolutely.

    Mal, we need to talk.

    I'm here, Rylee.

    mal♡

    Yes, absolutely.

    I do too.

    STOP EEVERYONE

    IM ICKING

    RYLY

    STOP EEVERYONE

    Why do you want us to?

    Sorry Flappers.

    Mal, Flappy.

    Yes? I'm here, Rylee.

    Im crying myself to sleep.

    mal♡

    Yes? I'm here, Rylee.

    As am I.

    RYLY

    Im crying myself to sleep.

    I'm*, dearest.

    Sorry, Amy, for causing you pain.

    But there's really nothing we can do.

    I suppose it would not be uncommon, as I have gotten quite accustomed to this way of speaking. You may proceed

    air is not clean..

    Mal has stated she believed in me, thus, I have to for the next twenty four hours.

    it has so much dots.

    Flappy.

    Mal has stated she believed in me, thus, I have to for the next twenty four hours.

    And Flappy believes in me, too, so I must do it as well.

    You misunderstood. I have no concerns acknowledging the matter.

    What’s going on? I was sleeping

    I admire your grit and determination to using proper English grammar. I wish you the utmost of luck in your endeavors.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    I admire your grit and determination to using proper English grammar. I wish you the utmost of luck in your endeavors.

    Much appreciated.

    Anonymous

    What’s going on? I was sleeping

    Hi Leo.

    yall sound like Chat AI's

    What are you laughing at, Leo?

    RYLY

    yall sound like Chat AI's

    You seem to be upset at my use of proper grammar, is there anything I could do to help?

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    Wouldn’t you agree, Mal?

    Agree with what, Amy?

    RYLY

    yall sound like Chat AI's

    This

    STOP.

    RYLY

    yall sound like Chat AI's

    This lol

    RYLY

    STOP.

    Why would you suggest that?

    sorry my keyboard wasn’t working

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    This, Mal.

    Oh, yes, I concur.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    This, Mal.

    This is what?

    ok im hoppy off.

    this shit makes me uncomfy.

    Goodbye, Rylee.

    RYLY

    ok im hoppy off.

    I am sure I will encounter you later today. When I do, I will be sure to talk to you.

    So uhhhhh what did I miss

    Anonymous

    So uhhhhh what did I miss

    Not much, I must say.

    Anonymous

    So uhhhhh what did I miss

    We're talking with perfect grammar for twenty-four hours.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    GUESS WHAT

    The backside of a chicken.

    mal♡

    We're talking with perfect grammar for twenty-four hours.

    Wowww

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    the people on bp wrote me a letter about their feelings

    Do share.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    the people on bp wrote me a letter about their feelings

    Please elaborate further.

    Amy? Dear girl, are you there?

    I don’t know why everyone hates Amy she’s actually pretty cool 😎

    Amy, we'd like to see the letter.

    I won’t be mad I promise

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    mal, flappy, you read it?

    Yes, I have.

    I mean like you could apologize (email or WJE)

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
    Image

    I mustn't tell a lie though, "Bootiful Unicorn" was indeed acting quite annoying, to say the least.

    It does appear to be strange they sent you this whole essay, a week now after you got banned.

    You could explain everything to everyone. Although people are still mad it helps a lot

    Not Shy Dragon flat out threatening you, though.

    The emails are honestly rude

    Amy please live your life without thinking about strangers on the internet im not mad at you it’s something everyone needs to work on

    mal♡

    Not Shy Dragon flat out threatening you, though.

    i know. i’m inviting them here for a talk. try not to insult them while i’m discussing with them.

    mal♡

    Not Shy Dragon flat out threatening you, though.

    It is very odd.

    Anonymous

    The emails are honestly rude

    Agreed, they're all passive aggressive to the extreme. Anger coated in sweetness and "oh I used to love you" and "I still care about you, I just want you to understand".

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    i know. i’m inviting them here for a talk. try not to insult them while i’m discussing with them.

    You may want to mention that threats like that, if they were older, could get them in an extreme amount of trouble.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    i know. i’m inviting them here for a talk. try not to insult them while i’m discussing with them.

    I will abstain from directly saying insulting things, but I will not be needlessly nice to them.

    Mal, have you heard that W.J.E. is an extremely toxic site?

    I mean it is but like it’s really helped me hurt through some shit surprisingly

    No, I don't think I have.

    Perhaps is the members of Bored Panda said it once more, I'd remember.

    My bad, clumsy fingers.

    mal♡

    No, I don't think I have.

    It apparently also turned you and Amy into "queer phobic trolls".

    Shame on W.J.E. (Sarcasm, if you could not tell.)

    I wish they understood nothing changed except for my tolerance for ignorance and a desperate need for attention.

    I will not tolerate people crying to me because they want to kill themselves because they referred to them as she rather than they.

    Flappy.

    I will abstain from directly saying insulting things, but I will not be needlessly nice to them.

    that’s all i neee

    mal♡

    I will not tolerate people crying to me because they want to kill themselves because they referred to them as she rather than they.

    that’s fair. i invite you to help me discuss, since you’re in the same boat.

    mal♡

    I will not tolerate people crying to me because they want to kill themselves because they referred to them as she rather than they.

    If your hair is long and you are wearing all pink I will refer to you as a she. If your hair is short and you're dressed like a boy I will refer to you as he. Simple.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    that’s fair. i invite you to help me discuss, since you’re in the same boat.

    Thank you, I may take you up on that offer, depending on if I am online at the time.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    that’s fair. i invite you to help me discuss, since you’re in the same boat.

    Could I also discuss? Although I might need to eat Japanese food soon.

    Will the discussion occur today, do you think?

    mal♡

    If your hair is long and you are wearing all pink I will refer to you as a she. If your hair is short and you're dressed like a boy I will refer to you as he. Simple.

    I will refer to you solely based on how you look. If I cannot tell, I will try to abstain using direct pronouns, and would prefer to use their name.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    probably not.

    I see.

    Flappy.

    I will refer to you solely based on how you look. If I cannot tell, I will try to abstain using direct pronouns, and would prefer to use their name.

    Exactly. And if you do go by they/them then you can politely say "Hey, I would prefer they/them over she/her" and so long as you're respectful and not dramatic about it, I will happily oblige.

    Flappy.

    Could I also discuss? Although I might need to eat Japanese food soon.

    Yum omg

    mal♡

    Exactly. And if you do go by they/them then you can politely say "Hey, I would prefer they/them over she/her" and so long as you're respectful and not dramatic about it, I will happily oblige.

    exactly. it is a matter of respect, not entitlement.

    mal♡

    Exactly. And if you do go by they/them then you can politely say "Hey, I would prefer they/them over she/her" and so long as you're respectful and not dramatic about it, I will happily oblige.

    I do agree. I have a friend that goes by they/them myself, and they do not make it their entire personality, and they were very polite about it, and I obliged. Some people do not realize respect is a two way street and it must be earned.

    Precisely. No one is entitled to anything.

    Omg I have a friend like that

    And, at the end of the day, I'm going to call you what I choose to call you. No need to hyperventilate over it.

    Precisely. If someone decided to call me a he, I would simply call them a silly goose and move on with my day.

    Percabeth

    Sorry y'all

    No need to worry; you're fine.

    Flappy.

    Precisely. If someone decided to call me a he, I would simply call them a silly goose and move on with my day.

    Agreed.

    Flappy.

    Precisely. If someone decided to call me a he, I would simply call them a silly goose and move on with my day.

    You are silly.

    mal♡

    Agreed.

    Obviously I'm not a he, and I know that. That's all that matters.

    Were others supposed to be here?

    AnonymousNumber1

    You are silly.

    Salutations, @AnonymousNumber1.

    Flappy.

    No need to worry; you're fine.

    I meant what I said but I don't want to hurt Amy :)

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    tell everyone else to arrive, so we can finally have a discussion

    Ok idk if they are on

    Why are you saying no to my hello?

    AnonymousNumber1

    No to your “hello.”

    Are you in a state of anger directed at Mal?

    Please, do share your reasoning for repeating no.

    Then why would you deny her hello?

    I'd love to hear.

    Do you dislike how I'm following proper grammatical principles?

    A fan of what?

    I'm a fan of no?

    I think you have misunderstood. Who's to say she's not a fan of me?

    Or a fan of Dagger?

    I, of course, am an original.

    I am simply a fan of causing people discomfort, and thus Flappy and I agreed to speak with proper grammar for twenty-four hours.

    I cannot be the one to break it, so I must continue unless Flappy stops or we both agree out twenty-four hours may reach an abrupt end.

    mal♡

    I am simply a fan of causing people discomfort, and thus Flappy and I agreed to speak with proper grammar for twenty-four hours.

    Yes, this period will promptly end at 12:53 P.M. on December 18, 2023.

    mal♡

    I cannot be the one to break it, so I must continue unless Flappy stops or we both agree out twenty-four hours may reach an abrupt end.

    Indeed, I refuse to lose this daunting challenge.

    Anon, have you left?

    Flappy.

    Indeed, I refuse to lose this daunting challenge.

    As do I.

    Well, we will have to see about that.

    mal♡

    Anon, have you left?

    @AnonymousNumber1, where have you gone?

    I regretfully report my belief that Anon has left.

    If you are scared of the paparazzi, I can assure you, we are not fans to that extent.

    mal♡

    I regretfully report my belief that Anon has left.

    Sadly, I must agree.

    Oh! I have been proven wrong.

    Flappy.

    Oh! I have been proven wrong.

    I delight in my findings.

    Flappy.

    If you are scared of the paparazzi, I can assure you, we are not fans to that extent.

    In fact, you generally scare me with the way you say "Hi, Mal." It is quite frightening.

    AnonymousNumber1

    You are both absolutely hilarious.

    As are you.

    AnonymousNumber1

    You are both absolutely hilarious.

    Oh, my, I see. I believe that to be a compliment, so I shall say thank you.

    mal♡

    In fact, you generally scare me with the way you say "Hi, Mal." It is quite frightening.

    They do love to call me silly, I don't quite know the reasoning behind it.

    mal♡

    Oh, my, I see. I believe that to be a compliment, so I shall say thank you.

    It was not.

    I see. I will continue to take it as a compliment regardless of its intent.

    Flappy.

    They do love to call me silly, I don't quite know the reasoning behind it.

    I see. How fascinating.

    AnonymousNumber1

    It was not.

    Were you laughing at our looks instead? Our usernames? What else could be hilarious about that.

    Oh dear, it really is brewing up a storm right now.

    My bones shiver at the thought of going outside.

    What is the weather?

    AnonymousNumber1

    I was laughing at how serious you both are. Haha.

    Oh. As do I, most of the time.

    AnonymousNumber1

    I was laughing at how serious you both are. Haha.

    Haha indeed.

    mal♡

    What is the weather?

    Dastardly, I must say. It is pouring quite hard right now. I really do wish I brought an umbrella with me.

    Oh my, that is most unfortunate. I deem it curious that I read your message in a British accent. Haha.

    I was going to comment on that earlier. How bizarre I associate the use of proper grammatical English with a British accent.

    I concur. It really is rather strange.

    mal♡

    Silly.

    Indeed it is, one might call it childish even.

    Shall you do this for twenty-four hours, as we are speaking properly for twenty-four hours.

    Oh, an All-American Rejects song just came on. How delightful!

    AnonymousNumber1

    you are both lame

    Oh, my goodness! How could one say such a thing? To such a poor sweet innocent soul such as myself, too.

    mal♡

    Oh, an All-American Rejects song just came on. How delightful!

    I would not react in quite a manner as you; but it brings me delight that you have found delight.

    Flappy.

    Oh, my goodness! How could one say such a thing? To such a poor sweet innocent soul such as myself, too.

    Only a truly heartless individual, I believe. Haha.

    Flappy.

    I would not react in quite a manner as you; but it brings me delight that you have found delight.

    Thank you, how kind of you.

    Anon, shall you lack grammatical principles for twenty-four hours, or only for a short time frame?

    mal♡

    Anon, shall you lack grammatical principles for twenty-four hours, or only for a short time frame?

    Or perhaps longer than twenty-four hours? Perhaps the time period is undefined.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    🍿

    Hello Sir Aaron.

    mal♡

    Hello, Burr.

    I almost typed Butt instead of Burr. Haha, silly me.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    My names not Aaron

    Aaron Burr, sir, I do believe it is.

    Darn, Anon is back to their grammatical principles.

    mal♡

    Darn, Anon is back to their grammatical principles.

    It appears to only have been a short break.

    A pity indeed.

    It was quite strange while it lasted, though.

    One might call it a switcheroo.

    How peculiar.

    Oh, how incredible! I am now enjoying Radiohead.

    Intriguing. Sadly, the devices I use to enjoy music were not properly charging in the night, and thus, I cannot listen.

    Oh! I must say farewell now.

    Salutations, my dear friends.

    Farewell, Flappy. Do enjoy the remainder of your afternoon!

    We are speaking properly for twenty-four hours.

    It's a challenge we've agreed to attempt.

    I say it's going rather well, it's quite fun.

    How are you, Burr?

    I'm rather well, thank you. I've accomplished quite a bit today.

    I completed some overdue biology tests and completed a short writing piece I've been working on for a while.

    For my classes?

    They're not very good, I'm afraid

    Math is my worst, I have a 70.

    Biology I've an 88, literature a 98, logic a 91, and geography an 80.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    Just average

    My most recent test has yet to be graded, and I'm sure my grade will dip after.

    AnonymousNumber1

    I just watched someone die.

    How comical!

    Wilkinsonburritos

    What-

    I was kidding. The video cut off before I could be sure.

    How disappointing.

    I take back what I said about my math grade, my test has been graded.

    Comment deleted by Wilkinsonburritos

    My grade is now a 69.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    Thank god

    The audio is what made me laugh.

    Not good at all.

    I received a 42 on my test.

    I am afraid that is not within my abilities.

    mal♡

    Biology I've an 88, literature a 98, logic a 91, and geography an 80.

    ^

    The rest I can deal with, though I'm sure they could be better.

    mal♡

    ^

    K so maybe math just isn’t your specialty. You’re just smart in other areas ig

    I see my teacher does not appreciate my humour. How unfortunate.

    I was supposed to give a mathematical reason for my statement, but I didn't know what the mathematical proof was, I simply saw it was explicitly written on the triangle that what I said was true.

    I hoped for partial credit because what I said was true, though not exactly what she was looking for.

    Ah. I hate when you have to explain how you got your answer. Just look at the work!

    Yes, I absolutely despise proofs. I do not understand them.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    Ah. I hate when you have to explain how you got your answer. Just look at the work!

    To be fair, most of the time I don’t even know how I got my answer.

    I don't want to study and explain this triangle. It simply is what it is.

    I am not quite sure.

    AnonymousNumber1

    To be fair, most of the time I don’t even know how I got my answer.

    Relatable

    I am not anticipating a grade on my project, either. It was quite a silly concept, so, of course, my submission was equally silly, if not more.

    *A good grade.

    Oh, how great! My test redo has been graded as well.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    What’s the grade?

    It was originally in the 50s, it has been brought up to a 70.

    mal♡

    It was originally in the 50s, it has been brought up to a 70.

    So a C. Not that bad

    Greetings, Amy.

    I am talking about the poor state of my math grades.

    mal♡

    I am talking about the poor state of my math grades.

    Care to join?

    Wilkinsonburritos

    She just left when we have her attention lmao

    Haha. How unfortunate.

    mal♡

    I am talking about the poor state of my math grades.

    It’s not bad. It’s average

    A 69 is quite sad for a grade, though not as a number.

    The average has changed a lot since COVID and online learning.

    AnonymousNumber1

    A B is good.

    A B is decent, I believe.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    What?

    I keep saying average, now the spelling looks weird.

    Say it out loud a bunch of times, it will begin to sound weird, too!

    Wilkinsonburritos

    And you can’t say it anymore because it looks weird?

    I was exaggerating.

    These periods are making me feel rather cold.

    It's making me feel as though I lack emotion, I'm not sure what to think of it.

    Oh dear, it seems as though the chat has died.

    Hello, Brooklyn.

    Do I you want me to leave

    No, I promise I'm not being passive aggressive. My friend and I have agreed to be serious and use proper grammar for twenty-four hours.

    I am good what about yourself

    I'm well, thank you.

    What have you been up to today?

    Nothing I went to church and then they were passing out cookies which were so good and then I came home and now I am just relaxing

    That sounds fun.

    My apologies, I promise I'm not generally this dry.

    Yeah oh I forgot I went to a restaurant and had some really good French toast

    It’s ok neither am i

    Sounds very nice.

    And my brother made friends with one of my friends that I saw at the restaurant

    Are you and your brother close in age?

    No he is about 6 years younger then me

    Oh, so is my brother.

    Dang. My hair is rather unpleasant, I showered a few hours ago and haven't brushed and straightened it yet.

    Dang. Are you going anywhere?

    Yeah, I will have to straighten my hair tonight for school tomorrow.

    My hair is rather frizzy and gross at the moment.

    My hair is naturally straight but lays TOO flat

    I see. That's rather unfortunate.

    My hair looks a bit thin when I straighten it, but it's preferable to the thick, frizzy mess it is naturally.

    mal♡

    My hair looks a bit thin when I straighten it, but it's preferable to the thick, frizzy mess it is naturally.

    mine is so frizzy unless i curl it

    Wish I had slightly wavy hair

    Somehow mine gets frizzy too

    I used to wish for slightly wavy hair, and then I got it and I wish it were straight again.

    You guys are lucky my hair does not like to cooperate with me

    Brooklyn

    You guys are lucky my hair does not like to cooperate with me

    My hair only cooperates after I spend about twenty minutes messing with it. But then I think it looks rather nice.

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    i wish it would just pick a side

    I feel that. My hair likes to be super wavy in the front and then it slowly fades to straight as it goes back.

    Mine is just like f u and doesn’t stay how I want it

    Mine gets super frizzy and is untameable

    My hair is always very nice the day after I shower and straighten it.

    Mine is like that in the morning and then I fix it and then like an hour later it’s just like I’m done with you

    But if I go to bed after showering and don't straighten it til morning, it doesn't straighten properly and feels greasy.

    Brooklyn

    Mine is like that in the morning and then I fix it and then like an hour later it’s just like I’m done with you

    Frr

    And it was like that for picture day too and my pictures look so bad

    I actually love my school pictures this year, they turned out well.

    I looked good and all it was just my hair that messed it up

    I slept in braids the night before, so my hair is wavy and nice in mine.

    My only problem with my pictures is my braces look weird because I have a power chain.

    But i straightened my hair so maybe for class pictures it will look nice

    It stretches across all the brackets so if you have gaps, it pulls them together.

    Mine aren't working well, my orthodontist says. My gaps are still very visible.

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    I have to wear really thick bands so I’m can barley talk

    It hurts to move my mouth

    I hate bands, they're very annoying.

    They really are like I have to take the off to eat and then I have to put them back on and it’s just so tiring

    It's also so awkward to put them in when other people are around.

    Fr though like you look so stupid doin g it bc your mouth is wide open

    And then I feel weird because I don't know if some people find it gross I just had my hands in my mouth.

    Because I know my friends don't care but I don't know about others.

    Fr though I just get weird looks from people when I’m putting them in

    I've given up on taking them out, I eat with them in and if I swallow them, I wait until I get home to put new ones in.

    It’s just like what’s the point because if I do it on the bathroom then they are gonna think I’m weird

    Exactly, and I also don't want to get up just so I can put my elastics in.

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    So I’m just like fuck it and just leave them in

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    Relatable haha.

    Are we the only people in this chat

    No there are two others.

    They're just being boring and not saying anything.

    It has been raning all day over where I live

    Brooklyn

    It has been raning all day over where I live

    Dang.

    I just completed a word in one run in Subway Surfers.

    Hello, Flappy.

    My phone is being laggy as heck right now

    That is most unfortunate.

    mal♡

    Hello, Flappy.

    Hello, Madally.

    Brooklyn

    My phone is being laggy as heck right now

    As is mine.

    Flappy.

    Hello, Madally.

    Woah, that is my name from what I like to call the dark ages.

    mal♡

    Woah, that is my name from what I like to call the dark ages.

    I’m gonna call u that now

    Call me what?

    mal♡

    Woah, that is my name from what I like to call the dark ages.

    Indeed, a pitiful era, though we semi enjoyed it.

    That is true.

    This is quite crazy, five people have followed me in the past two days.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Wait flappy, r u a BP person?

    I *was* a BP person.

    Flappy, I am feeling rather murderous and thus am playing Bitlife. What shall I name my character, do you think?

    master bater

    also mal

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    What was ur name there?

    All 4 Paws.

    RYLY

    also mal

    Yes?

    mal♡

    Flappy, I am feeling rather murderous and thus am playing Bitlife. What shall I name my character, do you think?

    Chris CrossAppleSauce

    did anon tell you why they were mad at me?

    No, they did not.

    RYLY

    did anon tell you why they were mad at me?

    Anon was mad at you?

    Are you sure they were not simply messing with you?

    MAL PLEASE TALK REGULARLY AGAIN

    Flappy.

    Chris CrossAppleSauce

    It is too long, so his last name shall lack the final letter.

    Chris CrossAppleSauc?

    Anon has been mad at me flappy, idk if its a joke but its idk.

    Did you draw this conclusion from the beginning of this post?

    Flappy.

    Chris CrossAppleSauc?

    Yes, unless you've a better idea?

    RYLY

    MAL PLEASE TALK REGULARLY AGAIN

    I'm afraid I can't do that until tomorrow evening.

    mal♡

    Yes, unless you've a better idea?

    No, no, go ahead, please.

    mal♡

    I'm afraid I can't do that until tomorrow evening.

    Me neither, unless @Mal..🦖 fails to complete her end of the challenge.

    Chris is ugly and stupid, perfect for a serial killer.

    The age difference between my parents is quite large, though.

    mal♡

    Chris is ugly and stupid, perfect for a serial killer.

    Chris is Fr*nch.

    Ah! Apologies, I must go immediately.

    I am once again enjoying an All-American Rejects song.

    Flappy.

    Ah! Apologies, I must go immediately.

    Farewell dear friend.

    I see this chat has died.

    I am murdering people in Bitlife.

    I believe I did rather well.

    Friends say he was detestable.

    What an honour.

    It was rather funny, I had severe depression until I killed my best friend. Then right after my depression was cured.

    Therapy in action.

    Perhaps if I murder my best friend my depression will also be cured!

    I have a question, Mal.

    Would, hypothetically, saying "Hehehe." count as proper grammar?

    As long as you include a period, I see no problem with it.

    I have said "Haha" a couple of times. As long as there's a period, I say it's fair game.

    mal♡

    As long as you include a period, I see no problem with it.

    Lovely, thank you for your answer.

    mal♡

    I have said "Haha" a couple of times. As long as there's a period, I say it's fair game.

    I see.

    Though I believe saying "Lmao" would not count.

    Fairy Wren

    Hi. Did amy want to talk?

    Yes.

    I don't believe so, I haven't seen her in a while.

    mal♡

    Though I believe saying "Lmao" would not count.

    Surely.

    Fairy Wren

    Hi. Did amy want to talk?

    Yes, she did, but I don't believe she's on right now.

    Same thing with "Omg" or "Lol".

    Fairy Wren

    Ok. When will she be online?

    I'm unsure.

    Fairy Wren

    Ok. When will she be online?

    I've not a clue.

    mal♡

    Same thing with "Omg" or "Lol".

    Would "laughing out loud" count though?

    I absolutely love saying "I've" in replacement of "I have", it feels so fancy.

    Flappy.

    Would "laughing out loud" count though?

    Yes, as would "laughing my ass off" because they are real words.

    I believe it would be great to say "laughing my ass off", it'd come across as very passive aggressive.

    Laughing my ass off.

    I do enjoy that!

    Fairy Wren

    Oh.

    Check again in an hour, perhaps she will be online then.

    ajjijas

    3ijiojeiojeofi

    shduygyuff

    Hello, Mal.

    How do you do?

    Flappy.

    Check again in an hour, perhaps she will be online then.

    Okay. Thanks.

    Oh, yes, how lovely. A Korn song.

    I see the chat has died once again.

    How unfortunate.

    BECAUSE UR A FUCKING BOT RN

    My apologies.

    RYLY

    BECAUSE UR A FUCKING BOT RN

    As myself in the past would say, "Nuh-uh".

    I particularly enjoy how passive aggressive expressions of laughter appear to be when speaking like this.

    Laughing my ass off.

    I am trying to complete a lab report, and it's simply horrible.

    I do not give a fuck about the structure of cells.

    Stop trying to make me care.

    Fuck is considered proper grammar, correct?

    Fuck would be, unless it is used in the place of saying intercourse.

    I see. I will keep that in mind.

    You should do that.

    I must depart now.

    Farewell, Flappy.

    Were you in decendants

    Laughing my ass off. No.

    That sounded so passive aggressive haha.

    Have you seen wittlewiltywompwomp? On Donut's post?

    The stupidity is making my IQ drop by the second laughing my ass off.

    What on earth. "Hayyyy besties."

    Blind Ptarmigan