¨I am a 26 Year old women with 28 year old husband but we are getting a divorce because i have apparently been cheating with a ai chat bot of one of my favorite game characters ¨
A local man in florida found carrying 30 dildos in his vehicle after police searched his vehicle assuming he was packing illegal fire arms all the man had to say was ¨all im packing is this dick ¨
another florida man was caught and arrested for EATING a homeless mans face when interrogated and drug tested doctors and police men said that he had purposely inhaled large amounts of bath salt
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yall wanna play ?
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Bet
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Yessir
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alr im gonna name story off the internet/ reddit and yall gonna guess if they are real or fake storys i made up
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lets see number 1
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¨I am a 26 Year old women with 28 year old husband but we are getting a divorce because i have apparently been cheating with a ai chat bot of one of my favorite game characters ¨
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is this true or false
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True
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Wait
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False
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final answer ?
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Yes
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im sorry to tell u this but this is a true story
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the character she was cheating with was arther morgan btw
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Oh
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yeah
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people got weird ass lives
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The second half sounded really fake to me
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True
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yeah its really bizarre
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number 2
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lets see
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local women working at a hooters was caught sticking hot wing up her 🐱 because people didnt leave her a big enough tip
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true or false ?
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False
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I think
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final answer ?
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Yes
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this is a true story
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it was on the news in Florida i think
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Ofc its in Florida
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yep its true
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.
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ngl would still eat the wings
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Nah
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taste too good
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Secret dip
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lol
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alr heres another
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She deff not married
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Alright
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A local man in florida found carrying 30 dildos in his vehicle after police searched his vehicle assuming he was packing illegal fire arms all the man had to say was ¨all im packing is this dick ¨
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is this true or not ?
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True
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im sorry to tell u this but that is false
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i made it up
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Ah
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but who knows maybe some one actually has done this
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its Florida after all
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True
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alr numba 4
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another florida man was caught and arrested for EATING a homeless mans face when interrogated and drug tested doctors and police men said that he had purposely inhaled large amounts of bath salt
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true or false
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False
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u wouldnt believe me if i hadnt had proof
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THIS SHIT IS TRUE
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Oh
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this is why florida is amercias dick
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He thinks bath salt is drugs?
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Mistook it for cocaine??
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no he purposely did it
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Wow
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yeah
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dont mind the fact he ate a persons fucking FACE
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A true american
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nahhhhhh
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Eating things that arent food
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Jk
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no it was funny lol
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alr numba wtv the fuck we on
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5
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I think
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alr idk if its from florida or not but
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a man found high on meth was arrested in a bar after fighting 12 cops while beating his meat
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False
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this is why gta is set in amercia
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*america
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this has actually happened twice
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Hmm but it is false because you said he was fighting 12 cops
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oop
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ur right
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I win
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still happened twice
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diff guy
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...
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He looks like hes still masturbaiting
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Holdup dude can mew like crazy
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:O
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Crazy.
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hey scooter hyd
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amercias a fucked place LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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USA USA USA
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'Murica
scooter22
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she aint wrong tho
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jkjk
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Shrek started racism
scooter22
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ewwwwwwwwww im the hulk
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I am July
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why i gotta be the green angy bitch
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Me too.
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Nah
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alr here is our final one
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man arrested for having 100 terabytes of my little pony porn found on his computer all he had to say is ¨rainbow dash is my little whore¨
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true or false
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False
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How tf you get my search history
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that is correct uk
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100 gigabytes at max
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Cool
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Bye
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why
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dont leave scoots
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im all out of news to tell
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Where th you get that news from anyway
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reddit/police reports
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Ah
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i also used to listen to a podcast about weird ass storys like these
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Says like made up wikipedia stuff
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Sounds*
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Wtf
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nope not wiki
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this actual news
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Anyways ima go snooze. Cya dude.
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later my British buddy
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IT COULD'VE BEEN MEEEE
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Kidding
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Kidingigngign
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Although
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May b
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Hell naw he vapes