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alr im gonna name story off the internet/ reddit and yall gonna guess if they are real or fake storys i made up

lets see number 1

¨I am a 26 Year old women with 28 year old husband but we are getting a divorce because i have apparently been cheating with a ai chat bot of one of my favorite game characters ¨

is this true or false

True

Wait

False

final answer ?

Yes

im sorry to tell u this but this is a true story

the character she was cheating with was arther morgan btw

Oh

yeah

people got weird ass lives

The second half sounded really fake to me

True

yeah its really bizarre

number 2

lets see

local women working at a hooters was caught sticking hot wing up her 🐱 because people didnt leave her a big enough tip

true or false ?

False

I think

final answer ?

Yes

this is a true story

it was on the news in Florida i think

Ofc its in Florida

yep its true

.

ngl would still eat the wings

Nah

taste too good

Secret dip

lol

alr heres another

She deff not married

Alright

A local man in florida found carrying 30 dildos in his vehicle after police searched his vehicle assuming he was packing illegal fire arms all the man had to say was ¨all im packing is this dick ¨

is this true or not ?

True

im sorry to tell u this but that is false

i made it up

Ah

but who knows maybe some one actually has done this

its Florida after all

True

alr numba 4

another florida man was caught and arrested for EATING a homeless mans face when interrogated and drug tested doctors and police men said that he had purposely inhaled large amounts of bath salt

true or false

False

u wouldnt believe me if i hadnt had proof

THIS SHIT IS TRUE

Oh

this is why florida is amercias dick

He thinks bath salt is drugs?

Mistook it for cocaine??

no he purposely did it

Wow

yeah

dont mind the fact he ate a persons fucking FACE

A true american

nahhhhhh

Eating things that arent food

Jk

no it was funny lol

alr numba wtv the fuck we on

5

I think

alr idk if its from florida or not but

a man found high on meth was arrested in a bar after fighting 12 cops while beating his meat

False

this is why gta is set in amercia

*america

this has actually happened twice

Hmm but it is false because you said he was fighting 12 cops

oop

ur right

I win

still happened twice

diff guy

...

He looks like hes still masturbaiting

Holdup dude can mew like crazy

hey scooter hyd

amercias a fucked place LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

USA USA USA

'Murica

she aint wrong tho

jkjk

Shrek started racism

ewwwwwwwwww im the hulk

I am July

why i gotta be the green angy bitch

Me too.

Nah

alr here is our final one

man arrested for having 100 terabytes of my little pony porn found on his computer all he had to say is ¨rainbow dash is my little whore¨

true or false

False

How tf you get my search history

that is correct uk

100 gigabytes at max

Cool

Bye

why

dont leave scoots

im all out of news to tell

Where th you get that news from anyway

reddit/police reports

Ah

i also used to listen to a podcast about weird ass storys like these

Says like made up wikipedia stuff

Sounds*

Wtf

nope not wiki

this actual news

Anyways ima go snooze. Cya dude.

later my British buddy

IT COULD'VE BEEN MEEEE

Kidding

Kidingigngign

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Although

May b

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Hell naw he vapes