Funniest Hitler Jokes

HITLERS FIRST STEP ON A COOKING CHANNEL: TURN ON THE GAS

What do you call Hitler speeding? The Fast and the Fuherous.

Lmao that’s a good one

Why did Hitler lose his driver’s license? He was too hard on the gas.

How does Hitler sneeze? “Ashjew!”

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

What’s Hitler’s least favorite anime? Jewjutsu kaisen.

What is Hitler's least favorite planet jewiter

What does Hitler say to his football team after they lost? “No problem guys, take a shower.”

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three jews walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber

DAAMN

what was hitler's favourite intimate position? sixty nein

Lmao I’ve heard that one

hitler jokes are kinda mean...anne frank-ly, i don't care

What side of history WAS Hitler on? The Genocide.

Man I’m dead

lmfao

so is anne

Why couldn’t Anne Frank finish her diary? Concentration problems.

lmao that's good

What was Hitler’s favorite drink? Orange jews, 100% concentrated.

mmm that's my favourite too

What do Hitler and professional rapper have in common? They both roast their enemies.

Roasted BBJEW

mmm ill have that with my orange jews

Hitler’s favorite food, Roasted BBJEW

How did Hitler like his steak? Extra Jewsy.

where does hitler like to dance? on the poles

The man who kills Hitler will have a statue built of him..The man who killed Hitler:

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.

hitler got hungary, so he fried turkey 'n greece

God: Give me one reason to let you in Heaven. Hitler: I killed Hitler.

With a side of Orange Jews

mmm yes ofc

"hello it's hitler here w the weather. today's forecast will be rein with a chance of heil."

*reign

“In other news missing Jews..”

“THEY’RE FUCKIN RAW ADOLF!”

"YOU GOTTA GET MORE GAS IN THAT CHAMBER...I MEAN STOVE"

Hitler pickup line: Hey girl are you an Auschwitz oven? Cuz I wanna stick some kids in you

wwII pick up line: you must be german, cause you sure started the battle of my bulge

What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin

okay enough with the hitler jokes they make me führerious.

we shouldn't make jokes about him, he was a good guy. he did kill hitler afterall.

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Ikr?

and if it weren't for him we wouldn't have a great example of how to murder millions

he's very inspirational and educational

Lmao

2 pictures, one of hitler and one of stalin, are hung up at a school. there is a gap between with an empty frame. the teacher asks "who's picture should fill the empty frame?" a student answers "jesus, because the bible says he was hung between 2 criminals"

Lmfao it’s just solid Hitler jokes

Lol yea

JEWS!!