Funniest Hitler Jokes

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  • What do you call Hitler speeding? The Fast and the Fuherous.

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    HITLERS FIRST STEP ON A COOKING CHANNEL: TURN ON THE GAS

    Lmao that’s a good one

    Why did Hitler lose his driver’s license? He was too hard on the gas.

    How does Hitler sneeze? “Ashjew!”

    What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

    What’s Hitler’s least favorite anime? Jewjutsu kaisen.

    What does Hitler say to his football team after they lost? “No problem guys, take a shower.”

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    three jews walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber

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    what was hitler's favourite intimate position? sixty nein

    Lmao I’ve heard that one

    hitler jokes are kinda mean...anne frank-ly, i don't care

    What side of history WAS Hitler on? The Genocide.

    mal♡

    hitler jokes are kinda mean...anne frank-ly, i don't care

    Man I’m dead

    Wade

    What side of history WAS Hitler on? The Genocide.

    lmfao

    Wade

    Man I’m dead

    so is anne

    Why couldn’t Anne Frank finish her diary? Concentration problems.

    lmao that's good

    What was Hitler’s favorite drink? Orange jews, 100% concentrated.

    mmm that's my favourite too

    What do Hitler and professional rapper have in common? They both roast their enemies.

    Roasted BBJEW

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    Wade

    Roasted BBJEW

    mmm ill have that with my orange jews

    Hitler’s favorite food, Roasted BBJEW

    How did Hitler like his steak? Extra Jewsy.

    where does hitler like to dance? on the poles

    The man who kills Hitler will have a statue built of him..The man who killed Hitler:

    Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.

    hitler got hungary, so he fried turkey 'n greece

    God: Give me one reason to let you in Heaven. Hitler: I killed Hitler.

    mal♡

    hitler got hungary, so he fried turkey 'n greece

    With a side of Orange Jews

    "hello it's hitler here w the weather. today's forecast will be rein with a chance of heil."

    “In other news missing Jews..”

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    “THEY’RE FUCKIN RAW ADOLF!”

    "YOU GOTTA GET MORE GAS IN THAT CHAMBER...I MEAN STOVE"

    Hitler pickup line: Hey girl are you an Auschwitz oven? Cuz I wanna stick some kids in you

    wwII pick up line: you must be german, cause you sure started the battle of my bulge

    What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin

    okay enough with the hitler jokes they make me führerious.

    we shouldn't make jokes about him, he was a good guy. he did kill hitler afterall.

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    Jew Productions Present…The Fast and the führerious

    mal♡

    we shouldn't make jokes about him, he was a good guy. he did kill hitler afterall.

    Ikr?

    and if it weren't for him we wouldn't have a great example of how to murder millions

    he's very inspirational and educational

    2 pictures, one of hitler and one of stalin, are hung up at a school. there is a gap between with an empty frame. the teacher asks "who's picture should fill the empty frame?" a student answers "jesus, because the bible says he was hung between 2 criminals"

    Lol yea

    Glossy Sparrow