Fucks

AS I WAS SAYING

*DUCKS

ARE DUCKS SEA ANIMALS

OR NOT

no

Hey Fappy

hi toast.

NO THEY ARE AVIANS

FRESHWATER

YEAH BUT ARE THEY SEA BIRDS

avians are cool.

LIKE PELICANS

OR SEAGULLS

HI TOASTT

WATERFOWL

foast

tappy

MY FUCKN HEAD HURTS

TOAST

WHATS THAT MEAN AGAIN

Why?

how do you not know

why not?

WATER BIRDS

AND THERES SEABIRDS BUT THOSE ARENT DUCKS

got any more

SHHHHHH

jack stauber covers

are seagulls

OKAY COOL SO HYPOTHETICALLY IF I HAD A COLLECTION OF SEA ANIMAL KEYCHAINS WOULD A DUCK NOT FIT

Seagulls are seabirds

its um

its in the name\

at least

i know

what a waterofwl its

Waterfowl are known for their webbed feet, which make them excellent swimmers, and many species are migratory, traveling long distances between their breeding and wintering grounds. Seabirds, on the other hand, are birds that are specifically adapted to life in marine environments.

my

brain is joggly

OH MY DICK

jiggly

FLAPPY

LOOK

WHAT

wait why is there a cursor

NO NOT THOSE KINA DUCKS IK ABOUT THOSE

I MEAN THE UM

oh that's mine

THE YELLOW KIND

SAYING

MY SILLY ASS FRIEND

IS WRONG

YELLOW DUCKS DONT NATURALLY EXIST EXCEPT WHEN THEYRE BABIES

i knew it

SO LIKE

THEY ARENT

WAIT LEMME

i was a yellow baby

i had jaundice

THOSE DUCKS ARE NOT OCEAN DUCKS

you're an ocean duck

why do these things close after 1000 comments?

cause

they do

ok?

OHWE GOOD THE OCEAN DUCKS ARENT YELLOW AS BABIES

YEAH

BC OTHERWISE ITD TAKE FOREVER TO SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM

jake what's tan(90) deg

How the fuck am I supposed to know it’s been a year since I did trig and I didn’t even pay attention

u guys sure like caps lock

ok jeez

Lmao

i was just confused

why it's undefined

Trig makes me angery

YUPPERS

Don’t type deg

Did you do that

Because that’s the mode it’s supposed to be in

Why the hell are you here?

cause sin(90) is 1

u guys like memes?

Degree instead of radian

and cos(90) is 0

so why is tan(90) undefined

cuz i’m bored and it’s fun to argue with u guys :)

Because

Penis

jake

MY BROTHER IS FUCKING SINGING THE WORST SONG EVER

ITS SO BAD

You have become the thing you sought to destroy

THAT WS US ON BP AND YALL LOST YOUR SHIT

that's so unhelpful

skibidi

WHAT SONG

i was defending you cause i felt bad

but like

huh? i didn’t understand

you're intentionally causing drama

Yo shydragon can you join uwu so I can talk to you

and it's stupid

so shut up

and go back to bp

bye i’m leaving :)

Aw man

Guys I wanted to talk about politics n shit :(

Thank god

i'll do it

i was on the whole time?

SO DO

what do you want to talk about specifially

ILL TALK ABT IT W U

You were?

me too

emily

what should we discuss

The econony

econony

no

that's boring

WE WOULD PURPOSEFULLY ANNOY U GUYS AND THEN U ALL GOT MAD AND LOST UR SHIT

exactly

how about

How abt

trump

no

stop giving him attention

mango mussolini

SELFCARE QUEEN ITS CALLED

I don’t even know who that is

OMG

ITS

Politics are gay

how abt Alexander hamilton

hes even worse at singing than her

trump

No U

why

because I had to watch Hamilton in social studies

Being informed on politics is important for us since we’re the next generation

HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE

ye

WE KNOW

how about religion

that's always fun to discourse

Haha fr

I believe in God

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS TBHHH

wow

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

like my all my siblings are old enough and most of them dont vote omfg

Based

wdym wow

Same

wow

LMAOOO

is what i mean

why wow amy

i thought you didn't

whs wow about that

that’s nice

fr

ok

U CAN GET DRAFTED IN THE ARMY IF U DO

separtion of church and state

is really fun tho

jake

Sup

jake

shall we discourse

Please guys let’s vote younger presidents from now on

WELL ADIOS THEN

or do you have another topic

please

NEXT ELECTION WHO DO YOU ALL WANT TO WIN

or at least someone who isn't senile

OOOOOOOH MY NECK JUST CRACKED THE MOST SATISFYING CRACK

IM LITERALLY SIGNING MY BROTHER UP FOR THE ARMY IDC

KANYE

IM KIDDING

IDK

IDK WHOS RUNNING

EXCEPT FOR KANYE

BHAHAHHAS

Me obviously

whats your opinion on domestic abuse

YOU WOULD IF YOU CARED ABOUT POLITICS

Hey Wilk

YE 2024

it sucks.

I DONT

I DONT CARE

I DONT HONESTLY

AND THATS WHY YOU DONT KNOW

honestly all the options suck.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO KNOW

Fappy

?

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PARTICIPATE IN THESE DISCUSSIONS IF WE DONT KNOW THE TOPIC

who do you want?

WHT

I love it.

if ur wasn’t allowed then my brother and I literally would not talk

Ron DeSantis because I agree with his stuff, he’s young, and A FLORIDA MAN HAHAHAHA MEMES

Caring about politics is so gay

OOH GUYS I REMEMBERED WHY MY HEAD HURTS

EW

same

WTF

NO

WHYYY

JAKE

NO

WHAT

HE’S PRETTY COOL

PLEASE

LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE

ITS BC MY BROTHER "ACCIDENTALLY" KICKED ME YESTERDAY

TRUMP IS BETER

IT WASNT THAT HARD

IDGAF ABOUT POLITICS EITHER BUT AT LEAST HE’S OKAY

AT THIS POINT

NO

HE SUCKS

WHATS WRONG WITH THE FLORIDA MAN

HASNT HE DONE LIKE 14 FEDERAL CRIMES

He’s republican

i'm placing my bets on Nikki Haley

smash or pass

she's republican, but she's cool

HE WAS BEING SUCH A BITCH

Damn call me in a couple years when you guys are older and we should talk about politics

TELL ME WHY CANDACE OWENS

i am.

KINDA ATE

HE WOULD GO FIRST AND THEN PASS ME MID 100 SO I WOULDNT GET MY 3 SECONDS REST

let's talk about another topic.

you pick.

I’m older then I was a second ago

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT POLITICS

i do

:(

GUYS

jake

SMASH OR PASS

SMASH

I'M LITERALLY HERE

TALK

WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS POLITICS I THINK OF MY SISTERS FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A FOUNDING FATHER

KLINK KLANK

POLITCS

WAIT COME TO THINK OF IT HIS NAME WAS JAKE

LOOK UP AARON BURR.

JAKE DO YOU LOOK LIKE A FOUNDING FATHER

JUST LOOK.

BY CHNCE

NO

AT THE PICTURES THAT POP UP.

jake

AARON BURR,SIR

WHAT ABOUTTHEM

OOOOOOOOH HE BALDING

do you want to talk about politics

or not

Nah I gotta work

HE LOOKS AUTISTIC

aaron burr, former vice president of the united states of america.

THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS STATUE OUTSIDE THIS HOTEL

IN PENN

ITS A FROG

is based

WAIT IM GOING THERE IN JANUARY

Weener

ILL SNED PICS

I’m the one on the far right

sus.

Brian Bell is hot

When you wake up on Christmas and there isn't a kinky goth squirter under your tree

nevermind im the one of the far left.

real

DILF

No

no?

He looks like shaggy from scooby doo

hot

GUYS

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE

it is

THATS CRAZY

AND ITS SUNDAY

christmas is kinda overrated

He looks like daddy

prolly bottom 10 holdiays

it's just not all it's hyped up to be

There’s no snow.

Christmas is amazing

nah

BUT IK WHAT IM GETTING FOR CHRISTMAF

THERES NO SNOW WHERE I AM TOO

NOT EVEN ON THE MOUNTAIN DUDE

what s it

IM SO SAD

LAST YEAR THERE WAS SNOW ON THE MOUNTAIN

i blame global warmin

WHERE TF IS THE SNOW

in february

there better be snow

the sun ate it,

this is known.

it requires sacrifices.

FLAPPY YOU’RE IN CALIFORNIA THERES LIKE 2 PLACES WHERE IT SNOWS

LAKE TAHOE

AND

IDK THE OTHER ONE

YOSEMITE

i have a magnet from yosemite

IVE BEEN THERE

LITERALLY TJE ONLY 2 PLACES IVE SEEN SNOW IN CALIFORNIA

it has tiny bears

that float

in water

eternally drowning

AND SAN FRANCISCO AND SACREMENTO BUT THATS IT

MY FRIEND HAS A HOUSE THERE

no relief

ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE HOUSES IN TAHOE

RICH ASS MFS

:O

only the cool water filling their lungs

UwU

as we watch

they cannot scream

they suffer silently

SACRAMENTO WAS LOWK DISAPPOINTING

MY BROTHER HAD A TOURNAMENT THERE ONCE

eternally drowing in their own tears

IT WAS SUCH A DESOLATE TOWN

the salt consuming them

all while we laugh

they had a family once

amy

in distant lands

but now they are condemmned

youre killing chat

to hellish damnation

they wait

for a day

what’s going on?

where the great savior will release them

but alas

they float

wondering what sins they commited

BYEEEE

to earn this hellscape

they look back