Wade1 year agoAlso the kid you killed yesterday, you shoved him in the Weasel..and you didn’t even put him in right, you can see his ass sticking out of its mouth.
Toast ツ1 year agoWadeYou gonna make another animatronic to kill kids?I'll mind control someone to do it
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#fnafcrew
Wade
Springy stop killing kids, we’re running out of suits
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But its funny
Wade
But where are we gonna put a
Wade
All of them
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make more of them
Wade
Then you do that
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but I need to kill kids
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yes
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the ghosts are funny
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you do
Wade
You forgot to stuff Edward Morris, you just shoved him in a vent
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my fault
Wade
Yea people found him.
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not my fault that they found him
Wade
Also the kid you killed yesterday, you shoved him in the Weasel..and you didn’t even put him in right, you can see his ass sticking out of its mouth.
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They cant tie that back to me
Wade
Not to you, but they can tie it back to the dude in the yellow bunny suit.
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I'll dye it purple
Wade
Yes but there’s soemthing vs
Wade
There’s cameras
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I'll just delete the footage
Wade
Too late for that
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shit
Wade
Wade
Wade
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shit
Wade
You’re very bad at killing kids
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well
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sht
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shit
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we can outsource to india
Wade
I think you should stop killing kids till this blows over
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have them kill kids for us
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fine
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😞
Wade
You’re lucky nobody checks the suits
Wade
Wait I got an idea
Wade
Kill kids at the Chuck E Cheese down the road
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THat's brilliant
Wade
Exactly! Takes the bad press of off us
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of course
Wade
You can even wear the mouse costume
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wait a m,inute
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that things ugly
Wade
Would you prefer your old withering yellow rabbit suit?
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fine, I guess you're right
Wade
You have an unhealthy obsession with killing kids
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but they're fun to kill
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guys i have a question for you
Wade
What?
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yes?
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do you guys like vhs/analog horror
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no, I'm a pussy
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:(
Wade
Battington FNAF vhs tapes
Wade
Hey Springy I got some good news, look at this
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and you know those EAS videos
Wade
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like the scp ones
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already?
Wade
Guess so
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hmmmm
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how is the media this fast
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they have special media powers
Wade
Either it’s fast, or you’re slow
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he’s very fast in bed
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fair enough
Wade
This wasn’t you was it?
Wade
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yeah
Wade
Fuckin damn it. That’s on recording.
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also, I looked away and this jumpscared me
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shit
Wade
You’re gonna make us get shut down, too many suspicious child murders and kidnappings
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Yeah...
Wade
I need this job, I gotta pay for my phone bill!
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Can you not find any other ones?
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maybe we could make another one
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another pizza plex
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but bigger
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with new animatronics
Wade
Like a mall?
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yeah
Wade
Alr I’m listening..
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we could have a golf course
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and it would have an aligator mascot
Wade
Ooo
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then we have a wolf
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and everyone is gonna want to bang it
Wade
Like a hot wolf?
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yes
Wade
You got like a sketch or a rough draft for any of these designs? For..work purposes
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sure
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I'll pull it up
Wade
Alr cool
Wade
Are we still gonna have Freddy as the face of the pizzaplex?
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and we need a new freddy
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yes
Wade
What about Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy?
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yeah, but the gator might get jealous
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it'll be fine though
Wade
So who are we keeping from the OG crew?
Wade
I don’t think the gator would mind.
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freddy, bonnie, and chicha
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but chica is pink now
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and white
Wade
Huh..that could work
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that's it for the main crew
Wade
Alr, anything else?
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No murdering kids
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unless they stay after hours
Wade
You’re showing restraint! Good for you!
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Oh
Wade
You gonna make another animatronic to kill kids?
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we need to build it ontop of our current one
Wade
Oh okay
Wade
So a mall on top of this pizzeria?
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I'll mind control someone to do it
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yes \
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now we need a cool name
Wade
Smart!
Wade
HMmMMMmmMmMmmM….Rockstar Animatronics?
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Yes
Wade
What are we calling the pizzaplex?
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what about Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex?
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and staff would be to expensive, so lets make animatronics do labor
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for free
Wade
That sounds great!
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that'll solve all of our problems
Wade
Like Staff Robots?
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yes
Wade
Hmm should we add a random new animatronic? Like to monitor a daycare?
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yeah
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with bipolar
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for representation
Wade
Yes
Wade
How about..a moon and a sun?
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Perfect
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fool proof plan
Wade
Nothing can go wrong!