Fletcher, Jas, Jake

??

YOU BOB FOR APPLES IN THE TOILET... AND YOU LIKE IT YOU CESSPOOL OF PUTRID EFFLUVIUM

YOUR FUCKIN BODY HAIR MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD DUTCH GIRL! IMPUDENT FOOL

YOUR HEAD IS AS EMPTY AS A EUNACH'S UNDERPANTS GO SIT ON A PINE CONE

you gotta give him credit for how fast he comes up with these tho

YOUR MOM'S SO OLD HER THE MILK IN HER TITS TURNED TO POWDER YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH HATE CRIME

Yea

like some of these are hella unique

He copys and paste them form pac god

YOUR MOTHER IS A BIG TURTLE YOU ASSAULT ON THE OCULAR SENSES

NO I FUCKIGN DON'T

ah yeah you know what that probably makes sense

STFUU LIKE DAMN FUCKING BIG MOUTH

YOU CAN EVEN SEARCH THEM I DONT I COPY AND PASTE THEM FROM MY GOOGLE DOC THAT I CREATED

Js dont acknowledge him at all guys

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UGLY ASS LATINA

lmao bro has a google doc for his roasts

WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC PUT YOUR CRAP AND YOURSELF INTO THE NEAREST TREE!

Thats sad

I LITERALLY WRITE THEM DOWN AND USE THEM FOR LATER USE

man can't even come up with them on the fly

DUMBASS

Fr

bro has to prepare

YOU RACIST ASS GERMAN ARENT YOU RELATED TO ADOLF HITLER

Lmao fr

I CREATE THEM EVERY DAY

Jassy js ignore him

get a life man

IM NOT EVEN FUCKING GERMAN I SPEAK IT

do something productive

ADOLF HITLER WILL BOMB YOUR ASS

speaking of productivity, imma go do homework

YOU GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU VILE CALIFORNIAN

have fun with this retard

CALIFORNIA SHOULD BE NUKED

oh hell no

noo pls stay

you did not just diss my baby california

GOOFY ASS CITY

CALI IS ASS JUST LIKE GRASS

ITS NOT A CITY FUCKTARD

Yall wanna see what jit looks like?

yes

IM TALKING ABOUT THE CITIES IN CALI

Jits face rev

oop see me personally

BITCH YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE GARLOCK THE DESTROYER

frfr

oop

*gorlock

Js psoted it for him

lol good job

FUCKING UGLY ASS

tf?-

thats his mom

Ik

ALSO NOBODY GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU LIKE AND DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOW-ASS

THATS YOU WITH YO UGLY ASS

JASSY YOUR GODAMN EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE FUCKING CATIPILARS

Jas js ignore jit

YOU COULDN'T POUR PISS OUT OF A BOOT IF THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE WRITTEN ON THE HEEL YOU AMALGAMATION OF LOATHSOME REPULSIVENESS

a

I THOUGHT THERE WAS A BOTTOM OF GENE POOL, UNTIL YOU KNOCKED FROM BELOW NO-GOOD, DISGUSTING BUM

Jas hes so anooyin i swear

SAYS YOU, YOU LITERALLY FUCKING 10 POSTS TALKING TO YOUR BF FLAPPER DICK

YOU ACTUAL FUCKING NO LIFE

YOU SPEND LIKE 9 HOURS A DAY ON HERE

"flapper dick" omfg lmao

YOU ARE AS USELESS AS THE BOTTOM HALF OF A STOP SIGN YOU SADISTIC HIPPOPHILIC NECROPHILE

Jit please refer to LowTierGod's speech

YESSSSS <333

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR CURLY ASS HAIR YOUR FUCKING HAIR CAN FUCKING TANGLE AND CHOKE SOMEBODY FUCKING UGLY ASS DEGENERATE NO LIFE UNHINGED JAW ASS

YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR PARENTS. WHO I FUCKED YOU MOVING STENCH OF LEPROSY

YOU ARE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER SLIMY, TRIPLE-FACED BACKSTABBING JUDAS

Cant wait till jit gets banned again

I think bro plugged his list into a random phrase generator

ima go

THERE IS NO VACCINE AGAINST STUPIDITY WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE HUMAN RACE?

yea

IT ONLY BANS ME FOR 1 DAY DUMBASS

then we'll ban you every day

bitch

BITCH

1 day without ur annoyin ahh

bro went hard R

ILL GO ON MY SECOND ACCOUNT AND KEEP ON MAKING MORE

you realize it's not that hard to ban accounts right

WHAT FUCKING SATANIC CLOWN ORGY DID YOU JUST CRAWL OUT OF? FLOPPY-HAIRED NONCE

I CAN USE SOMETHING CALLED A FUCKING VPN

yeah thxs bc i was just think my hair look good but as always THIS WHITE MF WHO THINKS HE IS BLACK IS LACKING SELF ESTEEM SO HES BULLYING KIDS TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL BETTER

I hope dagger bans his ip

*COUGH COUGH*, VPN *COUGH COUG*

*cough*ban*cough*

THAT BAN DOES NOTHING I CAN USE A VPN

DUMBASS

stfu

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP HORNY ASS LATINA

I miss fletcher ):

at least i get it unlike you

YOUR LIFE IS SO PATHETIC I RAN A 15K TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR IT. YOU CORPORATE BOWEL MOVEMENT. NEVERMIND, I FUCKING REMOVED IT BECAUSE OF YOUR MENTAL INSTITUE DUMBASS SELF

thats praobly why u watch porn hub

BEING HORNY IS A GOOD THING?

NAHH YOUR FUCKIGN WEIRD

YOU PROABLY WATCH PORNHUB 24/7

UGLY ASS SLUT HOE BITCH

-.-

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS ELEPHANT DICKS YOU GOT THAT? YOU LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN CONCRETE

that last one makes no sense

Yea

THE FUCKING WEIGHT OF HER BREAKS THE OCNCRETE

his dumbass thinks it does so just let him have it

YOUR ALSO A DUMBASS

maybe specify that it's not wet concrete

hes being fucking racist

CHUG A WHOLE JAR OF RAT POISON

Hes just stupid tbh

*you're

lol

bro turn off caps lock

Fr

"ACCORIDNG TO MY NOSY ASS CALCULATIONS, PLEASE SPECIFY TO DIRECT THE CORRECT CONCLUSION TO MY CALCUATED ANALYSIS"

GUESS WHAT, I DONT FUCKING HAVE TO

DUMBASS BITCH

STFU LIKE DAMN NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABT YOUR LIFE

you say that too much mix it up a bit my guy

AND NOBODY CARES HOW YOU FUCKING LOOK

ATTENTION SEEKER DICK SUCKER

Hes making me tired

I hate his bs

sleep

I'll handle this

or at least bear it

till he shuts the fuck up

GREAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO TO SLEEP AND NOT FUCKING COMMENT AND POST EVERY RANDOM SHIT OF THE DAY

I dont plan to sleep tonight

YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYING

why not?

I THOUGHT YOU HAS HOMEWORK SMARTASS

im doing it rn

Bc well

it's called multitasking bitch

I just cant sleep

I would say why but jit is here

DO YOUR FUCKING KUMON

A^2 + B^2 = C^2

angel new post meet me there fast

DO THAT SHIT DUMABSS

STFU STUPID ASS

OBVIOUSL WITH THE UGLY ASS BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES

bruh

trust me

NO I WONT DUMBASS

FUCKING NO LIFE

why tf r u doing this?

bruh-

he is cuz he has no bitches

SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS WHORE. YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID I COULD DROP YOU IN A BARREL FULL OF TITS AND YOU WOULD COME UP SUCKING YOUR OWN GODDAMN THUMB YOU CHEAP INTERNET LOITERER. I'LL SHOVE A BAT UP YOUR ASS AND TURN YOU INTO A POPSICLE YOU ABOMINATION TO ALL THE SENSES. YOU MAKE YOUR WHEATIES WITH YOUR MOMS TOE JAM I WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS.

jit leave her the fuck alone my guy

I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING GUY YOU TRANSGENDER FUCKING SLUT

that's too low

Jit is low

low IQ

YOU GOT NO BITCHES WITH THAT WALNUT LOOKING HEAD FUCKING SHINY ASS FOREHEAD THAT CAN SHOOT LASERS WITH RAYS OF THE SON

YOUR SLOW

hes doing this bc he's bored and he jsut got don jerking off

FUCK YOU! SUFFER IN SILENCE YOU NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF GODDAMN SHIT! POP-EYED BALDING GIT

yeah

post nut clarity works in reverse for him

YOU PROBABLY SEARCHED UP ON FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS ON HOW TO MAKE A DILDO

yh

YOU SMELL LIKE ROTTEN CHEESE AND OLD HOT DOG WATER YOU OCULAR DEPRAVITY TO ALL OF DISCRIMINATION

I COULD CARVE A BETTER MAN OUT OF A BANANA BACK-STABBING, WEASELLY SMEGGER

that sentence was rather incomprehensive

he thinks he can actullyhurt peoples feelings its sa

SAD*

mf we were just living our live until you and your fucked up brain was like oh let me go make ppl miserable

jit pro tip: dumb insults like this don't hurt people

you gotta reach deep for that

AWWW I THOUGHT YOU GUYS THOUGHT IM A BITCH YOU SPAMMING ALL THIS SHIT

really try for it

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WILL IGNORE ME

get some cheap shots in

make people gasp

BUT I GUESS YOUR NOSY ASS WANTS TO SUCK SOME DRAMA/GOSSIP DICK

omg so mean

0-0

you gotta give it your all if you really want to hurt someone

cause this shit is just lame af

I js want fletcher

HEY, COME HERE. LET ME WHISPER SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT IN YOUR EAR, VERY IMPORTANT: FUCK OFF. GET OUT TUTANKHAMUN’S HORNY GRANDMA

HE PROABLY IS FUCKIGN ANOTHER GIRL RIGHT NOW

getting slightly better

CAUSE YOUR UGLY ASS IS A DISCGRACE TO SOCIETY

now that you're actually targeting people

but still cringe

YOU'RE AN ANKLE. 3 FEET LOWER THAN A CUNT YOU CACOPHONOUS CATASTROPHE

and worthless

lol

fr

Nah he cant pull

YOU'RE WORTHLESS YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA

wdym worthless you know how much housing here costs

he needs to be sent back to the gulag

fr

IF HE CAN'T PULL, HE PROABLY DATED YOU SO HE CAN ACTUALLY HAS SOMEONE TO FUCK

YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO DUMBASS SLUT ISLAND WITH YOUR RETARDED ASS

see now that you're targeting people and just using their info as reasons to insult it doesn't work

THOU WHORESON OBSCENE GREASY TALLOW-CATCH DOUCHEBAGGETTE

just saying I'm worthless bc im from california does nothing

IT DOESN'T WORK JUST LIKE YOUR RELATION SHIPS

you need reasoning and context behind it

YES YOUR WHOLE STATE SHOULD BE BOMBED

*relationships

you need to carefully craft our insults

*yout

*your

lol

lol

He knows he cant fuck me

Not for a few years

9/11 PART 2, INSTEAD OF A PLANE, IT'S GONNA BE MY DICK, FUCKING ALL AMERICAN CITEZENS

that's like

illegal i think

W fletcher for waiting

Jake

based man

hiya

I miss fletcher ):

HE PROBABLY JERKS OFF IN HIS ROOM TO ANIME DOLLS AND CUTTING A HOLE OPEN ON HIS TEDDY BEAR WITH HIS RETARDED ASS

YOU'RE AS SHARP AS A MARBLE DOUBLE-DEALING, TWO-FACED RAT

fletcher will be back eventually

Awhh

TAKE A SHOWER SELF-SERVING, SCUM-SUCKING, RUTHLESS LITTLE RATBAG

omfg

JIT STOP MAKING INCOHERENT INSULTS

I want him to hold me tmrw at school (:

LISTEN TO MY FUCKING ADVICE

insults have to be personalized

"MAMAMAMAAMA I DONT LIKE THIS DUDE BIG PIMP JIT INSULTING ME RIGHT NOW"

🤓🤓🤡🤡

i swear

dude-

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CUTE SNAKES COME BACK WHEN YOURE OUT OF DIAPERS

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: THOSE WHO DRINK AND THOSE WHO POUR. SHUT UP AND FILL MY GLASS SCUM-SUCKING, LYING, WEASLEY SMEGGER

you already used that one

Jake i leave in abt an hour

guess what

aww

I DONT GIVE 2 FUCKS

chicken butt?

do you give 3

bitch nobody was talking to you

nah he gives 7

jit how many fucks do you give

we need to know

Hee hee ha, he’s gone.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

🗿

ayyyyy

we'll never know the answer to the question

W DAGGER

thxs dagger

W DAGGER WOOHOO

Yea we never will

Thx, y’all.

*hugs dagger*

Now i can miss fletcher without the annoying ahh animal named jit

Or more like, your welcome, y’all.

u saved a life bc i was abt to find where he lives and kill him

*Hugs back.*

Jit is something else.

fr

Dagger i just got like 495392% more respect for ya when you hugged her back.

Yea i gave away his face rev on my acc

and him mothers face rev

op

Me rn

FLETCHERRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

where tf have you been mf

Why, thanks. 🙂

*hugs fletcher* ^^

Ofc (:

hell yeah he's back

we got the whole gang

*jumps on daggers back*

Yayyyyy (:

all we need is Ethan and Rylee

or however her name is spelled

*giggles*

*giggles*

Throwing children off trampoline

We all know he’s the Rog Hida.

lol

*tackles fletcher*RAWRRR~

Whoa

Piggy back ride? (Not in the weird way.)

yes pls

YES U SLAYYYYYYYY

*bites fletchers arm hard*

kk i just need to put my bonnet on

I thought that said "bitches fletcher's arm" and I was like huh

oop

Tf?

YES BITCVHES THE ARMM

Dude ima be honest rn

You all atm makein me so damn happy

go bitch fletcher's arm

all of yall (:

it'll make you happier

Wehn they got nice people on wje

Its my escape from life <3

Bootaful

tankyou

My omg isn't loading :(

oop

FLETCHER UR SHORT

oop

Homie. Youre 4,11

Nu

Nu

):

:)

*backhands fletcher*

*hugs fletcher*

Man

Where did everyone go ta ):

Those shorts 11/10

i stole them from my sister

*chews on glass cup*

I'm still alive just grinding hw

jake how u like bed time fit?

Fletcher left me again ):

oop

rip

jake

He don luv meh

sup

Hehe

u like my bed time fit

ayyy

Dawg

ya looks comfy

it is

Jr keeps texting my ass

*bites fletchers neck*

Ima beat his ass tomorrow

where did dagger go?

idk.

he resigned to his quarters

the king rests.

lol

*nibbles on fletchers neck cuz hes ignoring me*

bite it like a vampire

*bites his neck making it bleed*0-0

wtf

jake really

Stop

Your

Tomfoolery

I'm such an instigator lmao

Ahhh

s being meanie

a big one

Yea

Jr getting on my damn nerves

*bites fletchers hand*

I gago in 30 ):

I'm going to his house and breaking his window

No

Watch me

do it

Bet

*chews on his finger*

Omw

tf

Jake hes js ignoring me-

FLETCHER

DON'T MAKE ME INSTIGATE AGAIN

jake come back im scared fletcher gone crazy

(:

I am

This bastard won't stop

Talkint

No ima ignore you now

Damn, we lot haven’t been this wholesome since the Golden Age.

dagger where did u go

fr dagger

Well we js got good people ehere

*bites fletchers arm*

I have a rock in hand

I'm not 🦆not with you

I’m at the chiro.

Angel & fletch are singlehandedly wholesome-ing the site

How so??

Don’t mind if I dip every once in a while. It just means I have stuff to do.

oh ok u like my knife?

its okiii

I slapped this mf

Fletcher

hey Dagger I've been meaning to ask, do you think there's a chance Matt would give me mod if I asked?

Jake, Matt isn’t here anymore.

oh really

what happened?

What

why?

He’s busy with the German site and work most likely.

ah makes sense

*chews on fletchers finger*

He basically abandoned us.

rip

I beating up jr

asshole

Dayum

I asked to come in and slapped him and left

I could let him know over on the other site that you want mod. He’s quite fond of OGs like us.

that would be dope

I-

Ofc

no bc then u guys r gonna leave us and then it wont be the gang anymore

The kings shall both have kingly powers haha

But I don’t know if he’d get annoyed at me for bringing our business to his perfect little community, though.

yeah true

I’ll try.

W

Jake fletchers not giving me attention ): ...

FLETCH

COME

NOW

he dead i killed him

Js tell him he owes me 4353 hugs tmrw

Calm down dude

are u leaving angel?

I.im tired

No im js very needy rn ):

Sorry

I can't get back to you in time

Im not sleeping tognihtt

its ok luv <3

I love you

When you gonna go to your moms

Next weekend

Then you stay for 2 weeks I assume?

Dum dum

I onlt stay the weekend shes an hour away

I'm discombobulated

i feel like im third wheeling

im sowwy

*throws fletcher onto the ground and lies next to him holding onto him not letting him go*

Just say cuddling

Shhhh

Lemme make it violent

jake left me

*lies my head on his chest and closes eyes*

Is tired ):

im still here

lurking & doing homework lmao

*I nuzzle her*

*giggles and i yawn*

i think im third wheeling

*i go really close to him and fall asleep*

Sorry

its ok

Jas i aint onna sleep tonigh

why?

I cant..

why?

somniphobia

Tbh

i pass out on calls cuase i feel with someone im close to and it makes me not scared

ask fletcher i feel asleep

Fletcher you better call yo girl to sleep tonight

she deserves rest

this mf

I have no way to call unless at my mums

Ill try to sleep tonight but idk if i can

oh rip

you got this :)

👍

Ill try (:

*jumps on jake's back*

Ive actually only gotten 3 and a half hours in the past 7 days so it might be a lil easy

er

Died

hm?

Flether i have like 15 mind ):

mins*

Alright, it took me 6.5 eternities to find the German site, but I contacted Matt. He should respond.

lol it always takes me forever too

(:

Dagger do you think i could beat the world record of how long without sleep?

can i hit sombody

0-0

11 days and 24 minutes

try it

BET

(don't actually)

I WILL

can i hit u dagger?

DAMNIT

please don't

you'll die

Ok ok.

Ill try to sleep tonight though

jake can i hit you

yeah why not

Try. 😏

Dagger has Ultra Instinct

*backhands dagger*

*kicks him in the balls*

hey woah

thats not hitting

I am Him.

I HIT YA DAGGER

My balls are literal titanium.

I WIINNNNNNN

I WIN

HEHEHE

Val

I WIN

You cannot damage my future generations.

*slaps jake*

ᨰׁׅhׁׅ֮ɑׁׅtׁׅ

ow

ok

Fletcher ima try and sleep tonight

Dude what the fuck happening, the chat dies then revives then dies

fr

Good

Dagger do yk how i can make it so i can go to sleep easyer?

drugs

just kiding

*kidding

Yeah