Face Reveal Question

Poll ·
  • Who should FACE REVEAL

    Heroin Monkey
    38 %
    Blach
    25 %
    UK
    25 %
    Jaker
    13 %
    8 votes · Final results

    Comments (1000)

  • why should any of them face rev

    I've already face revealed dingus

    Twix King

    I've already face revealed dingus

    rlly??

    damn i missed it

    mal♡

    damn i missed it

    I'll try to show you later

    only person ive seen on this post is blach

    SHOW BLACH AND I’LL SHOW MATT’S

    blach sent it privately so it’s not my picture to share

    i’m gonna respect his privacy

    RapBoat

    SHOW BLACH AND I’LL SHOW MATT’S

    Youre so desperate to see everyone face rev bruh

    Comment deleted by RapBoat
    mal♡

    i’m gonna respect his privacy

    just like he respected mine when i fave rev w him

    United Kingdom UK

    Youre so desperate to see everyone face rev bruh

    Maybe YOU should do one

    United Kingdom UK

    Maybe YOU should do one

    I’LL DO IT IF ANYONE ON THIS LIST DOES

    Heroin Monkey

    goofy ahh voice

    You sound like a Fortnite Bro

    RapBoat

    You sound like a Fortnite Bro

    he literally doesn’t

    RapBoat

    You sound like a Fortnite Bro

    Bringing up fortnite in the big 25

    mal♡

    he literally doesn’t

    He does

    Everybody is saying it

    RapBoat

    Everybody is saying it

    you are not everybody

    Heroin Monkey

    you are not everybody

    Ok fine, share mine and I’ll share yours, and people can judge

    Heroin Monkey

    who else is saying it

    His imaginary fan group

    RapBoat

    Ok fine, share mine and I’ll share yours, and people can judge

    on what

    Idk, don’t you have FRIENDS

    RapBoat

    He does

    he has a normal voice

    RapBoat

    Idk, don’t you have FRIENDS

    what does that have to do w anything

    mal♡

    he has a normal voice

    A normsl voice is something rapbost evnys

    mal♡

    he has a normal voice

    HE DOESN’T

    United Kingdom UK

    A normsl voice is something rapbost evnys

    I have a rapper voice ok

    United Kingdom UK

    A normsl voice is something rapbost evnys

    fr bro made fun of me on the call until i acc talked and all he said was "oh"

    RapBoat

    HE DOESN’T

    youre the ONLY person who thinks so

    Heroin Monkey

    im not able to post it on wje lounge

    You have no other friends

    RapBoat

    I have a rapper voice ok

    no you dont

    mal♡

    no you dont

    I’ll freestyle next time ok

    Rapboats "rapper" voive sounds like one from a 5 year old

    RapBoat

    I’ll freestyle next time ok

    what next time???

    United Kingdom UK

    Rapboats "rapper" voive sounds like one from a 5 year old

    YOU WEREN’T EVEN FUCKING THERE!!!

    mal♡

    what next time???

    We clearly need to do another one we didn’t resolve jack shit

    RapBoat

    YOU WEREN’T EVEN FUCKING THERE!!!

    Of course not, i just lisyen to what other people say about it

    wait we can go into a kmeet and i can play you the video of him talking

    RapBoat

    We clearly need to do another one we didn’t resolve jack shit

    why would we do another one tho

    its not like shits going to be resolved

    Heroin Monkey

    wait we can go into a kmeet and i can play you the video of him talking

    That’s both the smartest and dumbest idea you’ve ever had!

    how is it dumb...

    mal♡

    its not like shits going to be resolved

    Not with THAT attitude

    RapBoat

    That’s both the smartest and dumbest idea you’ve ever had!

    That makes no sense

    RapBoat

    Not with THAT attitude

    what do you even wanna resolve??

    STOP REBUTTING EVERYTHING I SAY

    ive completely forgotten what the beef was abt

    https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq

    Fine, but I can’t VC right now

    ur the only one here who hasnt heard his voice

    youre not on the call

    https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq

    I was aboutta join but then I remembered I gotta do some sort of training meeting for school

    if you're on in about 45 minutes I can do a call lol

    I'm sure none of you remember what my voice sounds like

    i never even heard it lmao

    damn i missed the face and voice rev

    Do you have insta/discord?

    yeah i have strict parents

    WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT I PROMISE

    mal♡

    yeah i have strict parents

    relatable 😭

    Twix King

    WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT I PROMISE

    OKAY

    i thankfully didnt see it

    i was spared

    mal♡

    i thankfully didnt see it

    IT WAS SO DISTURBING

    YOOOOOOOOOOo wsg gngy

    Penis

    https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq

    Penissss

    Heroin Monkey

    rey join the vc

    ight but im not gon talk lmao

    Gimme a couple weeks and I'll let you follow my main insta

    Comment deleted by RapBoat
    R3Y

    ight but im not gon talk lmao

    i aint talking either

    Comment deleted

    DO HIS VOICE

    Twix King

    Gimme a couple weeks and I'll let you follow my main insta

    i dont have insta

    Twix King

    Gimme a couple weeks and I'll let you follow my main insta

    Heh i alr know it

    Actually DO do it

    Heroin Monkey

    i dont have insta

    I meant rey

    i might get insta when i turn 17

    RapBoat

    I’M A RAPPER

    You added an extra P

    mal♡

    i might get insta when i turn 17

    WWW

    Twix King

    You added an extra P

    I GET CONSENT

    Heroin Monkey

    yeah

    Do yours too, or you’re a PUSSY

    naw gng dont be delusional

    RapBoat

    Do yours too, or you’re a PUSSY

    sure

    Twix King

    WWW

    frfr

    we werent talking

    Twix King

    ALR GTG BRB

    OK

    everyone left me

    Twix King

    I've already face revealed dingus

    Hypotheticaly tehcnically mentally physicigigology wyd if someone nutted on a pic of ur face rev? js asking

    United Kingdom UK

    Back

    hi

    Ima fall asleep on 3:00 and wake up in 12:00. That way i can eat lunch for breakfast

    United Kingdom UK

    Ima fall asleep on 3:00 and wake up in 12:00. That way i can eat lunch for breakfast

    intresting lmao

    United Kingdom UK

    Wby?

    im pretty good

    United Kingdom UK

    So wyd

    doing chess duolingo

    United Kingdom UK

    Is it still day for you? (Idk how timezones work)

    no its night now

    td in class we got paired w a random person and we had to ask them questions and then introduce them to the class

    and i did NOT know what to ask my partner

    United Kingdom UK

    Dont skip your essons

    frfr my fam might get killed

    mal♡

    and i did NOT know what to ask my partner

    I wouldve been the same as you in that situation

    mal♡

    frfr my fam might get killed

    Duo finna bring out the knife

    United Kingdom UK

    I wouldve been the same as you in that situation

    lmao the questions i asked were so dumb

    but my partner was way more social than me so it was okay

    that woulda been bad

    If i was paired with a shy antisocial person i wouldbe just stared at them the whole time

    there was one group w 2 shy ppl and they only said like 2 things abt each pther

    mal♡

    there was one group w 2 shy ppl and they only said like 2 things abt each pther

    Damn

    i ended up w the most random info ever

    they have no pets

    they like comics

    United Kingdom UK

    I would kms

    me too

    and they enjoy reading the old testament of the bible cus of the violence

    it was fine ig

    i cant rlly tell yet

    but my teacher seems interesting

    but personality wise

    what day does it start

    United Kingdom UK

    Also the students are freaking phsycopaths

    The bathrooms smell like weed

    schools suck

    TELL A FRIEND

    WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Peak conversation right here

    oh that reminds me i need to eat food

    man being responsible for myself is hard 😔

    Twix King

    oh that reminds me i need to eat food

    lmao

    yeah i didnt eat td until dinner

    cus i forgot

    That's why they rhyme, or would rhyme if english wasn't a stupid inconsistent language

    mal♡

    yeah i didnt eat td until dinner

    Damn, no breakfast or lunch?

    To be fair I didn't eat breakfast either

    I had a single waffle for brunch and nothing else today 😭

    Twix King

    I had a single waffle for brunch and nothing else today 😭

    Damn

    Twix King

    you gotta eat twin

    im just too little and petite i might blow away from skipping my meals 🥺

    Twix King

    I had a single waffle for brunch and nothing else today 😭

    waffles are yummers

    mal♡

    im just too little and petite i might blow away from skipping my meals 🥺

    Like a butterfly

    Twix King

    Like a butterfly

    yessir

    If a butterfly laughs its ass off I wonder what happens

    Twix King

    UH OH

    there she goes

    Twix King

    If a butterfly laughs its ass off I wonder what happens

    hmmmmm

    Cause butterflies don't really have asses

    mal♡

    there she goes

    rollin down the hill

    they have like a head and then a whole body

    mal♡

    rollin down the hill

    they see me rollin

    ahaha to they like

    Twix King

    hey hatin

    patrollin

    THEY TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTYYYY

    TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

    mal♡

    idek

    wait maybe they just lose the "butt" in their name

    IM ONLY AN ERFLY NOW

    stop that sounds like it should be twins w like

    they so scary

    like wtf do you mean they be trespassing in my own fucking personal bubble???

    why they all up in your business

    I DIDNT CONSENT TO BEING PREGNANT WITH BABY FLIES TF??

    WDYM MY ARM IS GONNA HAVE FLY BABIES

    LIKE NO THAT IS RAPE

    Reminds me of how mosquitoes use people's blood to lay their eggs or smth

    so you're technically like 1/3 mosquito parent

    they so desperate to have they babies w us

    babies all up the avenue

    like ik they want my genetics in their babies but like stawp it 🤭

    Twix King

    so you're technically like 1/3 mosquito parent

    Im a father🥹🥹

    congratsssss

    mal♡

    like ik they want my genetics in their babies but like stawp it 🤭

    WHAT IF MOSQUITOES HAD LIKE LITTLE HUMAN FACES

    THERED BE SO MANY MINI MES FLYING AROUND

    that would be terrifying

    some scientist looks at a mosquito under a microscope and j sees my rbf 😭

    like damn why this baby mosquito judging the shit outta me

    mal♡

    some scientist looks at a mosquito under a microscope and j sees my rbf 😭

    lmaooo

    there goes your ass now

    oh yeah look there it goes

    got some bounce to it this time

    tumbling down the street

    strolling down fuckin penny lane

    ACTUALLY just laughed my ass off just now

    ASS TOWN IS GONNA BE FULL TODAY

    WITH ALL THIS LAUGHASSERY

    STOP HOW CUTE THEY GONNA ALL BE BESTIES

    THEY'LL HAVE LITTLE ASS FAMILIES

    BABY ASSESSSSSSS

    If we still had a quotebook that would be going in

    mal♡

    BABY ASSESSSSSSS

    this would make me sound like a pedo outta context

    STRAIGHT DOWN TO ASS TOWN STATION

    mal♡

    this would make me sound like a pedo outta context

    That's what makes it hilarious

    fuck i hate that the reply and delete are right next to each other

    Twix King

    LOOK AT THAT ASS GO

    DAMN DONT POINT IT OUT PPL ARE GONNA LOOK AT ME BOOTY

    IT'S LAUGHING TOO HARD TO IGNORE

    JUST A SYMPHONY OF ASS GIGGLING OUT HERE

    NOOOOO MY BOOTY

    IMMA GET SM FAN MAIL NOW

    LIKE FUCKIN BOOTY BEETHOVEN IS CONDUCTING THE ASSCHEEK ORCHESTRA

    THEY GOTTA STOP LOOKING BEFORE MY MAILBOX FLOODS WITH FANS

    AND EVERYONE BROUGHT FRESHLY TUNES ASSTRUMENTS

    Twix King

    LIKE FUCKIN BOOTY BEETHOVEN IS CONDUCTING THE ASSCHEEK ORCHESTRA

    THEY BE FARTING TO THE TUNE OF FUR ELISE

    Twix King

    AND EVERYONE BROUGHT FRESHLY TUNES ASSTRUMENTS

    is mayonnaise an instrument

    thats my favorite one

    horseradish > mayonnaise

    REMEMBER WHEN YALL HANDED OUT GOLD STARS

    CAN I HAVE A GOLD STAR FOR HAVING SUCH A HAPPY ASS

    I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GIVE OUT REAL, JAKE-CERTIFIED GOLDEN STARS

    THOSE ARE THE REAL MOTHERFUCKIN DEAL

    I USED TO HAVE A LOT OF GOLD STARS

    I HAD LIKE 7

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    and then i deleted my bio 😔

    Twix King

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    YAYYAYAYAYAYYA

    THEY GOING IN MY BIO

    THEY IN MY BIO NOW

    United Kingdom UK

    I want gold stars

    you must prove your worth

    mal♡

    THEY IN MY BIO NOW

    "Jake-Certified™" is amazing lmao

    Twix King

    "Jake-Certified™" is amazing lmao

    gotta trademark them

    they the real deal

    they are in fact the real deal

    the deal is so real you don't even know man

    they decide whether you have worth or not

    this deal is literally as real as it gets

    like the deal itself is so totally tangible and whatnot

    legitimately a genuine asset of reality

    they so real that realness itself doesnt even understand

    United Kingdom UK

    Meat reveal

    fair enough ⭐⭐⭐

    mal♡

    they so real that realness itself doesnt even understand

    they're like EXTRA real

    no INSANELY extra real

    like ABSOLUTELY WILDLY EXTRA REAL

    like extra and real could have babies and those babies wouldnt even be as extra real as Jake-Certified™ gold stars

    these are genuine, pure-pedigree golden stars right here

    i feel like my short and silly should be trademarked too

    its in like every bio ever

    Twix King

    these are genuine, pure-pedigree golden stars right here

    like they make gold itself jealous

    mal♡

    i feel like my short and silly should be trademarked too

    you're actually the shortest and silliest so you basically own the term

    that is so shortly and sillyly true

    except theres a guy in my college class thats shorter than me

    mal♡

    like they make gold itself jealous

    Yeah those bars of gold are like all getting organized into gangs and totally battling the gold stars up in the east side

    BUT im sillier than him so its okay

    The silliness overrules the shortness 👌

    Twix King

    Yeah those bars of gold are like all getting organized into gangs and totally battling the gold stars up in the east side

    and those gold stars are making the bars of gold eat literal ASS

    Twix King

    The silliness overrules the shortness 👌

    damn straight

    STOP MY CAT IS BEING SO CUTE RN

    mal♡

    and those gold stars are making the bars of gold eat literal ASS

    the very ASS that has been collecting down in ass humor town

    mal♡

    STOP MY CAT IS BEING SO CUTE RN

    They are always cute

    SHES BEING EXTRA CUTE

    LOOKIT THE CUTENESS

    also i love that i wasnt included on this poll

    mal♡

    also i love that i wasnt included on this poll

    makes my face feel protected

    mal♡

    LOOKIT THE CUTENESS

    AWWWW

    SHES SO COMFY

    mal♡

    makes my face feel protected

    I still remember what you look like muahaha

    NOOOOOOOOOOO

    rap doesnt needa know tho

    Twix King

    MUAHAHAHA

    HOW DARE YOU

    mal♡

    rap doesnt needa know tho

    he might know tho ngl

    OHOHOH GUESS WHAT I DID EARLIER THIS MONTH

    i got baptized :D

    YAYAYAYYAYAYAY TY

    ⭐⭐⭐ THREE GOLD STARS FOR THAT

    YAYYAYAYAYAYYAY MORE STARS

    I CAME UP W A THEORY

    MY EX CHEATED ON ME LMFAO

    I FEEL SO SO SO GENIUS FOR FIGURING IT OUT

    cus i hate him enough alr that idec that he cheated

    I J FEEL SMART

    mal♡

    MY EX CHEATED ON ME LMFAO

    NOOOOOO

    THE ONE FROM YOUR CHURCH?

    THE ONE THAT USED TO BE AN AMAZING PERSON

    BUT THERE WERE SO MANY SIGNS THAT I J PUT TOGETHER A FEW DAYS AGO

    GENIUS DETECTIVE OVER HERE

    AND MY FRIENDS AND YOUTH LEADER FROM CHURCH WERE LIKE UM HOW DID WE NOT FIGURE THIS OUT

    SO IN JANUARY HE GOT INSTA AND DIDNT TELL ME SO MY FRIEND WAS THE ONE TO TELL ME

    AND HE GOT MAD AT HER FOR LOOKING AT HIS ACC AND TELLING ME ABT IT

    ND GOT DEFENSIVE LIKE "DO YALL THINK IM CHEATING???"

    WHICH LIKE THAT ACCUSATION HE PULLED OUT OF HIS ASS

    HE STARTED KEEPING HIS PHONE FROM ME

    mal♡

    AND THEN

    BRO GOT NERVOUS IMMEDIATELY

    LIKE HED TAKE IT EVERYWHERE W HIM WHEN HE USED TO LEAVE IT AROUND ME

    HE STARTED USING ME MAINLY FOR MY BODY AND DID A LOT OF UM NON-CONSENSUAL STUFF

    (not sex dw)

    HE STARTED GOING TO A NEW YOUTH GROUP

    mal♡

    HE STARTED USING ME MAINLY FOR MY BODY AND DID A LOT OF UM NON-CONSENSUAL STUFF

    NOT COOL ❌

    mal♡

    HE STARTED GOING TO A NEW YOUTH GROUP

    GASP

    WHICH WAS STRANGE CUS 1. ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE AT OUR YG, 2. THERE ARENT MANY IN THE AREA AND 3. WHEN YOURE AT A GOOD YG W FRIENDS N YOUR GF YOU DONT HUNT FOR A NEW ONE

    AND THEN HE BROKE UP W ME IN APRIL AND SAID THAT FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS HE DIDNT FEEL LIKE WE WERE ACC DATING BUT WERE J FRIENDS

    AND THEN A WEEK LATER STARTED TALKING TO A NEW GIRL (we dated for a year and a half so wtf thats not normal)

    AND THEN 2 MONTHS LATER CUT CONTACT W ME

    CUS THEY STARTED DATING

    DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    AND HE SAID HE MET HER SKIING

    WHEN DO YOU SKI?

    MAYBE IN JANUARY WHEN ALL THE WEIRD BEHAVIOR STARTED???

    AND I THINK HIS NEW GF EITHER DOESNT KNOW ABT ME OR THINKS WE DATED A LOOOONG TIME AGO

    CUS IK SHES A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL AND SHE WOULDNT TALK TO HIM KNOWING HE HAD A GF OR GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP 2 MONTHS AFTER BREAKING UP W A LONG TERM GF

    SO THAT IS MY TED TALK.

    THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING.

    mal♡

    CUS IK SHES A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL AND SHE WOULDNT TALK TO HIM KNOWING HE HAD A GF OR GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP 2 MONTHS AFTER BREAKING UP W A LONG TERM GF

    SHE NEEDS TO BE WARNED SHEESH

    I hate how so many men are like that

    Twix King

    SHE NEEDS TO BE WARNED SHEESH

    if i ever see them in public im deadass gonna be like "hey im the girl he was dating when yall started talking, didja know he didnt break up w me til april??"

    Twix King

    TO NOT BE A DICK

    IF HE MET SOMEONE NEW THATS HONESTLY FINE J BREAK UP W ME AS SOON AS YOU LOSE FEELINGS INSTEAD OF USING ME

    Sorry you had to go through all that though, that was completely awful of him to do

    Heroin Monkey

    "6'4 btw " ahh

    Anyone who's been on this site ever knows how passionate I am about this

    I DID IT BEFORE IT WAS COOL

    ADDITONALLY HE TEXTED ME LIKE A WEEK AFTER CUTTING CONTACT SAYING HE BASICALLY ONLY TRIED TO BE FRIENDS W ME 1. CUS HE KINDA MISSED ME (prolly cus his new gf is smarter and wont let him touch her) AND 2. CUS WHEN HE COULD SEE THAT I WAS SAD IT MADE HIM FEEL BETTER CUS HE FELT IMPORTANT

    but my ex is not type shit tho

    hes fucking 5'8"

    his new gf is almost the same height as him

    it j worked for us cus im a fucking midget

    and his nose takes up half his face

    and this front teeth are SO far apart and he wont get braces

    mal♡

    and his nose takes up half his face

    Cuz he lies all the time

    He's literally pinnochio

    someone call pinnochio and tell him we found his long lost bro

    i spelled it wrong toooo bahahahahhahs

    mal♡

    i spelled it wrong toooo bahahahahhahs

    I'm italian, I should've known it to begin with 😔

    im gonna go eat but I'll be back soon too :)

    Twix King

    I'm italian, I should've known it to begin with 😔

    so am i lmao

    Twix King

    im gonna go eat but I'll be back soon too :)

    kk

    i had to get water cus i realized i hadnt drank anything all day

    im assuming im mostly italian cus 1. i look it and 2. i get it from both sides of my fam

    but im not sure and cant rlly ask

    Man i was born in london which makes me british but having italian parents still count

    i was born in america so im american

    but im also italian

    and i claim that with pride

    cus some italians are fine as HELL

    mal♡

    and i claim that with pride

    Yeah cuz who wants to be american anyways

    United Kingdom UK

    Yeah cuz who wants to be american anyways

    its so boring

    no hot accent

    no hot stereotypes

    United Kingdom UK

    Fr

    like i rlly wish i had an accent

    mal♡

    like i rlly wish i had an accent

    I mean american people still technically have an accent

    well yeah but nobody talks abt it

    like a british or italian accent

    everyone talks abt it

    my favorite accent is australian

    and italian is second

    whats your fav accent?

    United Kingdom UK

    British accent is the hottest

    british is my third

    the most attractive sounding accent

    in your opinion

    mal♡

    the most attractive sounding accent

    Chicago

    australian accents are so fucking fine

    any dude w a deep voice and an aussie accent has me wrapped around their fucking finger

    mal♡

    any dude w a deep voice and an aussie accent has me wrapped around their fucking finger

    LMAO WHAT

    lmfao im joking

    the guys gotta be attractive to

    i dont think im chopped

    but i might be delusional

    ive mostly pulled chopped guys cus im too friendly so they think i like them

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Everytime I asked they always avoided saying anything about looks so

    thats acc so mean tho

    mal♡

    ive mostly pulled chopped guys cus im too friendly so they think i like them

    Then be a bitch to em

    but i feel too bad

    im not as much of a bitch irl as i am here

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    mal♡

    im not as much of a bitch irl as i am here

    Im not as funny irl as i am here

    United Kingdom UK

    Im not as funny irl as i am here

    same

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    You js said real to your own thing btw

    fuck meant to reply to yours

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    As long as they like me for me

    real

    mal♡

    same

    I just cant make a joke irl. Its like almost impossible

    i j cant function irl ngl

    well thats kind of a lie

    United Kingdom UK

    I just cant make a joke irl. Its like almost impossible

    listen

    why did the cheese not want to get sliced

    Its just that im much more shy irl than on the internet so in wje i just go all out while irl i just barely talk.

    im less bitchy cus i dont wanna be mean to ppl ik irl

    cus then i have beef irl and thats stressful

    mal♡

    im less bitchy cus i dont wanna be mean to ppl ik irl

    Cool

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
    Image

    mr krabs

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    We all don’t gaf

    my friends dont care to a certain extent

    mal♡

    im less bitchy cus i dont wanna be mean to ppl ik irl

    I feel like everyone has two personalities, their internet personalities, and their real personalities

    mal♡

    and italian is second

    ITALIANS MENTIONED

    bro i miss having a buncha guy friends

    Twix King

    ITALIANS MENTIONED

    AHUHAHUH

    ME YOU AND UK ARE THE ITALIAN TRIO NOW

    mal♡

    ME YOU AND UK ARE THE ITALIAN TRIO NOW

    THE THREE AMICI

    BEING ITALIAN IS FUN

    UNTIL I GET ASKED WHY I SHAVE MY LEGS AND NOT MY ARMS (true story)

    jake whats the most attractive accent

    WAIT IM GONNA RELOAD MY TAB BECAUSE IM LAGGING LIKE CRAZY

    mal♡

    jake whats the most attractive accent

    russian

    mal♡

    UNTIL I GET ASKED WHY I SHAVE MY LEGS AND NOT MY ARMS (true story)

    ITALIAN ARMS ARE PEAK I CAN RELATE TO THIS

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Wait… like the old mod Jake..?

    no like the one from state farm

    I'm literally jake from state farm

    I am genuinely wearing khakis right now

    Twix King

    ITALIAN ARMS ARE PEAK I CAN RELATE TO THIS

    I ALSO GOT ASKED BY KIDS WHY I HAVE A MUSTACHE AND IF IM A BOY CUS OF IT

    Twix King

    I am genuinely wearing khakis right now

    kHaKiS

    mal♡

    I ALSO GOT ASKED BY KIDS WHY I HAVE A MUSTACHE AND IF IM A BOY CUS OF IT

    mal♡

    I ALSO GOT ASKED BY KIDS WHY I HAVE A MUSTACHE AND IF IM A BOY CUS OF IT

    i shave it now 😁

    Twix King

    hold on

    what am i holding on to

    ill hold pants

    Oh wait i forgot pants have a different meaning in america

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    and chin reveal

    mal♡

    and chin reveal

    MY CHIN WASNT IN IT

    Twix King

    like a grown up

    woah youre so cool

    Twix King

    MY CHIN WASNT IN IT

    oh ig im blind

    IT'S MY BEASTLY MASCULINE ADAM'S APPLE

    WHICH HEROIN MONKEY DOES NOT HAVE

    SO MASCULINE AND FINE

    mal♡

    woah youre so cool

    I know 😎

    LIKE GAH DAMN

    SAVE SOME COOLNESS FOR US

    Twix King

    this is me

    j give him hot italian genetics and an adams apple

    literally my exact description wow

    youd think i did see your face rev

    This is actually me right here

    mal♡

    youd think i did see your face rev

    My face is so radiantly cool it just exudes itself wherever I am present

    no this is actually you

    are you still obsessed with homestuck jake

    Twix King

    My face is so radiantly cool it just exudes itself wherever I am present

    frfr its almost as if i can see it

    Heroin Monkey

    are you still obsessed with homestuck jake

    Yeah I was reading it earlier today actually

    mal♡

    no this is actually you

    notice the italianness and adams apple

    mal♡

    no this is actually you

    PERFECT

    actually laughing my ass off rn

    but this ass is staying put

    cause it's COLD in this dorm room and I need that extra cushion for warmth

    Twix King

    but this ass is staying put

    lmfao no i j saw it roll through my bedroom and out the bulkhead

    SOMEONE CALL 911 MY ASS IS ON THE RUN

    ITS LAUGHING AND SAYING "ha imma make that bitch cold af"

    MISSING BOOTY

    MISSING: MY ASS | REWARD: $10,000

    GOLD STARS ARE AN ACCEPTED FORM OF CURRENCY IN ASS TOWN

    I LOVE GOLD STARS

    i made a missing poster

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    I FORGOT THE M

    THERE'S SOME CASH FOR YA

    IN VOLUMPTUOUS

    i been spelling it wrong

    what the hell

    what is even real anymore

    WHY AM I RETARDED

    GENIUS DETECTIVE REMEMBER?

    OH RIGHT RIGHT

    HOW COULD I FORGET

    bro my nails look like ASS rn i rlly needa cut them but im so lazy

    ITS ALR YOURE A GIRL SO THERES MORE LENIENCE

    NO THEY DIRTY

    TRUST THEY NASTY ASF

    mal♡

    bro my nails look like ASS rn i rlly needa cut them but im so lazy

    mal♡

    TRUST THEY NASTY ASF

    There's a weezer song about that

    abt dirty nasty long nails?

    GUYS IMMA PUT ON MY BIG GIRL PANTS AND CUT MY NAILS LIKE A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG LADY

    CUS IMMA BE A BIG GIRL SOON

    mal♡

    GUYS IMMA PUT ON MY BIG GIRL PANTS AND CUT MY NAILS LIKE A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG LADY

    ATTA GIRL CARPE DIEM SEIZE THE DAY

    k what’s up

    i love giving advice

    i have a note on my phone of advice

    if you have very long nails how do you wipe

    Twix King
    Image

    whaaaaaat

    Heroin Monkey

    if you have very long nails how do you wipe

    i’ve always wondered that

    like them girls with

    Heroin Monkey

    if you have very long nails how do you wipe

    You let it crust

    9 inch nails

    mal♡

    9 inch nails

    EPIC REFERENCE

    I KNEW YOUD GET IT

    i can’t find my nail clipper guys

    mal♡

    i can’t find my nail clipper guys

    Use scissors

    my eyelashes have gotten long

    Twix King

    Use scissors

    HELL no

    Heroin Monkey

    i saw them live

    Dopeeee

    United Kingdom UK

    Use a chainsaw

    oh yeah lemme pull my chainsaw outta my pocket real quick

    ha tricked you guys i don’t have pockets

    If I have a crazy ex who stalks me and always finds ways to talk to me… should I get a restraining order cuz she’s deadass being crazy and creepy

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    If I have a crazy ex who stalks me and always finds ways to talk to me… should I get a restraining order cuz she’s deadass being crazy and creepy

    How old are you?

    unrelated but im at the top of the face rev poll rn

    yeah i’d say no

    i found my nail clipper

    tell her parents

    YOOOO we’re almost at 1000 comments

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    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Her parents are on her side for no reason

    beat them up

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    “Beat yo ass” black

    Racist

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    “Beat yo ass” black

    crazy

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    Plus she’s 17

    bro then get away