WHICH WAS STRANGE CUS 1. ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE AT OUR YG, 2. THERE ARENT MANY IN THE AREA AND 3. WHEN YOURE AT A GOOD YG W FRIENDS N YOUR GF YOU DONT HUNT FOR A NEW ONE
CUS IK SHES A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL AND SHE WOULDNT TALK TO HIM KNOWING HE HAD A GF OR GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP 2 MONTHS AFTER BREAKING UP W A LONG TERM GF
CUS IK SHES A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL AND SHE WOULDNT TALK TO HIM KNOWING HE HAD A GF OR GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP 2 MONTHS AFTER BREAKING UP W A LONG TERM GF
if i ever see them in public im deadass gonna be like "hey im the girl he was dating when yall started talking, didja know he didnt break up w me til april??"
ADDITONALLY HE TEXTED ME LIKE A WEEK AFTER CUTTING CONTACT SAYING HE BASICALLY ONLY TRIED TO BE FRIENDS W ME 1. CUS HE KINDA MISSED ME (prolly cus his new gf is smarter and wont let him touch her) AND 2. CUS WHEN HE COULD SEE THAT I WAS SAD IT MADE HIM FEEL BETTER CUS HE FELT IMPORTANT
ADDITONALLY HE TEXTED ME LIKE A WEEK AFTER CUTTING CONTACT SAYING HE BASICALLY ONLY TRIED TO BE FRIENDS W ME 1. CUS HE KINDA MISSED ME (prolly cus his new gf is smarter and wont let him touch her) AND 2. CUS WHEN HE COULD SEE THAT I WAS SAD IT MADE HIM FEEL BETTER CUS HE FELT IMPORTANT
mal♡
why
mal♡
why should any of them face rev
United Kingdom UK
Exactly???
Twix King
I've already face revealed dingus
Heroin Monkey
i probably wont
mal♡
rlly??
mal♡
damn i missed it
Heroin Monkey
when
Twix King
I'll try to show you later
Twix King
:)
mal♡
okay
mal♡
only person ive seen on this post is blach
Heroin Monkey
what does blach look like
mal♡
uh
mal♡
long hair
mal♡
eyes
mal♡
a nose
mal♡
lips
mal♡
a neck
mal♡
and arms
RapBoat
SHOW BLACH AND I’LL SHOW MATT’S
mal♡
no
mal♡
blach sent it privately so it’s not my picture to share
mal♡
i’m gonna respect his privacy
United Kingdom UK
Youre so desperate to see everyone face rev bruh
Heroin Monkey
you dont have matts bro
mal♡
just like he respected mine when i fave rev w him
United Kingdom UK
Maybe YOU should do one
Heroin Monkey
i got the rapboat voice reveal
RapBoat
I’LL DO IT IF ANYONE ON THIS LIST DOES
Heroin Monkey
goofy ahh voice
United Kingdom UK
Heroin Monkey
country accent mixed with white trash
RapBoat
You sound like a Fortnite Bro
Heroin Monkey
youre the ONLY one who thinks that
mal♡
he literally doesn’t
United Kingdom UK
Bringing up fortnite in the big 25
RapBoat
He does
RapBoat
Everybody is saying it
United Kingdom UK
Lie
Heroin Monkey
you are not everybody
Heroin Monkey
who else is saying it
RapBoat
Ok fine, share mine and I’ll share yours, and people can judge
United Kingdom UK
His imaginary fan group
Heroin Monkey
on what
RapBoat
Idk, don’t you have FRIENDS
mal♡
he has a normal voice
mal♡
what does that have to do w anything
United Kingdom UK
A normsl voice is something rapbost evnys
RapBoat
HE DOESN’T
RapBoat
I have a rapper voice ok
Heroin Monkey
im not able to post it on wje lounge
Heroin Monkey
the file is too big
mal♡
fr bro made fun of me on the call until i acc talked and all he said was "oh"
mal♡
youre the ONLY person who thinks so
RapBoat
You have no other friends
Heroin Monkey
sure
mal♡
no you dont
Heroin Monkey
whatever you want to think
RapBoat
I’ll freestyle next time ok
United Kingdom UK
Rapboats "rapper" voive sounds like one from a 5 year old
mal♡
what next time???
RapBoat
YOU WEREN’T EVEN FUCKING THERE!!!
RapBoat
We clearly need to do another one we didn’t resolve jack shit
United Kingdom UK
Of course not, i just lisyen to what other people say about it
Heroin Monkey
wait we can go into a kmeet and i can play you the video of him talking
mal♡
why would we do another one tho
mal♡
its not like shits going to be resolved
RapBoat
That’s both the smartest and dumbest idea you’ve ever had!
mal♡
how is it dumb...
RapBoat
Not with THAT attitude
United Kingdom UK
That makes no sense
mal♡
what do you even wanna resolve??
RapBoat
STOP REBUTTING EVERYTHING I SAY
mal♡
ive completely forgotten what the beef was abt
United Kingdom UK
His rapper status
RapBoat
No dumbass
Heroin Monkey
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq
RapBoat
Fine, but I can’t VC right now
Heroin Monkey
ill just play the video
Heroin Monkey
uk join
Heroin Monkey
ur the only one here who hasnt heard his voice
United Kingdom UK
Ok
United Kingdom UK
I cant hear anything
United Kingdom UK
Am i on the right call?
mal♡
no
mal♡
youre not on the call
United Kingdom UK
Shit
Heroin Monkey
join back
mal♡
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq
mal♡
ukkkk
mal♡
you there??
Heroin Monkey
bro
United Kingdom UK
Yes
Heroin Monkey
join
Twix King
I was aboutta join but then I remembered I gotta do some sort of training meeting for school
Twix King
wish me luck guys
Twix King
if you're on in about 45 minutes I can do a call lol
United Kingdom UK
Im joining
Twix King
I'm sure none of you remember what my voice sounds like
mal♡
i never even heard it lmao
mal♡
damn i missed the face and voice rev
Twix King
i gotchu dw
mal♡
lmao
Twix King
Do you have insta/discord?
mal♡
no i dont
Heroin Monkey
uk ur not in yet
Twix King
aw rip
mal♡
yeah i have strict parents
Twix King
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT I PROMISE
United Kingdom UK
Im was joining in browser
Twix King
relatable 😭
mal♡
OKAY
Heroin Monkey
wait can i see jake
Twix King
meat reveal first
Heroin Monkey
im not ag bro
mal♡
lmfao
Twix King
LMAO
Twix King
I REMEMBER THAY
Twix King
THAT*
Twix King
HOLY SHIT
mal♡
i thankfully didnt see it
Twix King
😭
mal♡
i was spared
Heroin Monkey
it was blurred
Twix King
IT WAS SO DISTURBING
mal♡
I BET BRO
R3Y
YOOOOOOOOOOo wsg gngy
Twix King
sup rey
R3Y
Penis
mal♡
hii
Heroin Monkey
rey join the vc
Heroin Monkey
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq
R3Y
Penissss
Heroin Monkey
rapboat voice reveal
RapBoat
NO
R3Y
ight but im not gon talk lmao
Twix King
Gimme a couple weeks and I'll let you follow my main insta
Heroin Monkey
cool
mal♡
i aint talking either
Twix King
DO HIS VOICE
Heroin Monkey
i dont have insta
R3Y
Heh i alr know it
RapBoat
Actually DO do it
Twix King
I meant rey
mal♡
i might get insta when i turn 17
RapBoat
I’M A RAPPER
RapBoat
DO YOURS TOO
RapBoat
DUMBASS
Twix King
You added an extra P
Heroin Monkey
yeah
mal♡
LMAO
Twix King
WWW
RapBoat
I GET CONSENT
Twix King
ALR GTG BRB
RapBoat
Do yours too, or you’re a PUSSY
mal♡
naw gng dont be delusional
Heroin Monkey
sure
Heroin Monkey
voice reveal
Heroin Monkey
if uk joins
mal♡
frfr
United Kingdom UK
Bro i joined in browser and couldnt hear anything
mal♡
we werent talking
mal♡
join again
mal♡
OK
United Kingdom UK
K
Heroin Monkey
i also gtg
mal♡
kk
United Kingdom UK
Im leaving too
mal♡
damn okay
mal♡
everyone left me
United Kingdom UK
Bye
mal♡
cya
United Kingdom UK
So sad
mal♡
frfr
United Kingdom UK
I actually aint leaving permanently
United Kingdom UK
Just going bed
mal♡
lmao
United Kingdom UK
I aint finna sleep tho
mal♡
nice
United Kingdom UK
Gimme 2 minutes to brush my teeth
mal♡
kk
R3Y
Hypotheticaly tehcnically mentally physicigigology wyd if someone nutted on a pic of ur face rev? js asking
United Kingdom UK
Back
mal♡
lmao
mal♡
hi
United Kingdom UK
Hi
mal♡
hru
United Kingdom UK
Good
mal♡
nice
United Kingdom UK
Ima fall asleep on 3:00 and wake up in 12:00. That way i can eat lunch for breakfast
United Kingdom UK
Wby?
mal♡
intresting lmao
mal♡
im pretty good
United Kingdom UK
Good.
United Kingdom UK
"YOU SOUND LIKE GORDON RAMSEY!!"
mal♡
lmfaooo
United Kingdom UK
So wyd
United Kingdom UK
Is it still day for you? (Idk how timezones work)
mal♡
doing chess duolingo
mal♡
no its night now
mal♡
wyd
United Kingdom UK
Fake sleeping
mal♡
lao
mal♡
*lmao
United Kingdom UK
Licking ass out?
mal♡
yup
United Kingdom UK
Damn.
United Kingdom UK
.
United Kingdom UK
Bro
United Kingdom UK
Idk what to talk about rn
mal♡
same lmao
United Kingdom UK
Dont skip your essons
United Kingdom UK
Lessons*
mal♡
td in class we got paired w a random person and we had to ask them questions and then introduce them to the class
mal♡
and i did NOT know what to ask my partner
mal♡
frfr my fam might get killed
United Kingdom UK
I wouldve been the same as you in that situation
United Kingdom UK
Duo finna bring out the knife
mal♡
lmao the questions i asked were so dumb
mal♡
but my partner was way more social than me so it was okay
United Kingdom UK
Cool
United Kingdom UK
Imagine if you were both shy
mal♡
that woulda been bad
United Kingdom UK
If i was paired with a shy antisocial person i wouldbe just stared at them the whole time
mal♡
lmfao
mal♡
there was one group w 2 shy ppl and they only said like 2 things abt each pther
mal♡
*other
United Kingdom UK
Damn
mal♡
yeah lmao
mal♡
i ended up w the most random info ever
United Kingdom UK
Damn
mal♡
lmao
United Kingdom UK
Like your pair had a grandma?
United Kingdom UK
Or that they had two dogs and 1 cat?
mal♡
they have no pets
mal♡
8 siblings
mal♡
theyre 21
United Kingdom UK
I would kms
mal♡
they like comics
mal♡
me too
mal♡
and they enjoy reading the old testament of the bible cus of the violence
United Kingdom UK
Damn
mal♡
lmao
United Kingdom UK
Damn i ran outta things to say
United Kingdom UK
I didnt have school tofay so i have non to say
United Kingdom UK
Today*
United Kingdom UK
Im just lucky like that
United Kingdom UK
I dont have school until september
mal♡
lmao damn
United Kingdom UK
Im so lucky
mal♡
frfrfr
United Kingdom UK
Living in london is doing me favors
mal♡
real
United Kingdom UK
How was college?
mal♡
it was fine ig
mal♡
i cant rlly tell yet
mal♡
but my teacher seems interesting
United Kingdom UK
Damn, teachers can be interesting?
mal♡
yeah
mal♡
but personality wise
mal♡
lmao
United Kingdom UK
Man i really really dont wanna go back to school
mal♡
yeah i bet
United Kingdom UK
Because then i'd be in year 11
mal♡
what day does it start
United Kingdom UK
September 1st
United Kingdom UK
Im not ready for ts
United Kingdom UK
Also the students are freaking phsycopaths
mal♡
noooo
United Kingdom UK
The exams will kill me
mal♡
i bet
United Kingdom UK
The bathrooms smell like weed
mal♡
ewww
United Kingdom UK
Fr
mal♡
schools suck
United Kingdom UK
Always.
mal♡
ahuhahuh
Heroin Monkey
mal♡
lmao
United Kingdom UK
They look kinda cute tho
Heroin Monkey
Horshoe crabs are the perfect creatures
Twix King
GUESS WHO'S BACK
mal♡
BACK AGAIN
Twix King
JAKEY'S BACK
mal♡
TELL A FRIEND
Twix King
YEAHHHHH
mal♡
WOOP WOOP
Twix King
WOOOOOOO
mal♡
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Twix King
Peak conversation right here
Twix King
🔥🔥🔥
mal♡
frfr
mal♡
hru
Twix King
Pretty good, you?
mal♡
im decent
Twix King
real
Twix King
oh that reminds me i need to eat food
Twix King
man being responsible for myself is hard 😔
United Kingdom UK
Damn
mal♡
lmao
mal♡
yeah i didnt eat td until dinner
mal♡
cus i forgot
Twix King
noooo
Twix King
you gotta eat twin
Twix King
Food = Good
Twix King
That's why they rhyme, or would rhyme if english wasn't a stupid inconsistent language
United Kingdom UK
Damn, no breakfast or lunch?
Twix King
To be fair I didn't eat breakfast either
Twix King
I had a single waffle for brunch and nothing else today 😭
United Kingdom UK
When im an adult ill survive off spaghetti Os
United Kingdom UK
Damn
mal♡
im just too little and petite i might blow away from skipping my meals 🥺
mal♡
lmafao
mal♡
*lmfao
mal♡
waffles are yummers
Twix King
Yesss
Twix King
UH OH
Twix King
Like a butterfly
Twix King
🦋
mal♡
yessir
Twix King
If a butterfly laughs its ass off I wonder what happens
mal♡
there she goes
mal♡
hmmmmm
Twix King
Cause butterflies don't really have asses
mal♡
rollin down the hill
Twix King
they have like a head and then a whole body
Twix King
they see me rollin
mal♡
ahaha to they like
Twix King
hey hatin
Twix King
*they
mal♡
idek
mal♡
patrollin
Twix King
THEY TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTYYYY
mal♡
TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY
Twix King
wait maybe they just lose the "butt" in their name
Twix King
they become ERFLIES
mal♡
OH NO
mal♡
IM ONLY AN ERFLY NOW
mal♡
stop that sounds like it should be twins w like
mal♡
a botfly
mal♡
🤢
United Kingdom UK
Disgusting
mal♡
i HATE them
Twix King
😭
mal♡
they so scary
mal♡
like wtf do you mean they be trespassing in my own fucking personal bubble???
Twix King
IKR
mal♡
why they all up in your business
Twix King
STAY OUTTA THERE FLIES
Twix King
6 FEET
mal♡
I DIDNT CONSENT TO BEING PREGNANT WITH BABY FLIES TF??
mal♡
WDYM MY ARM IS GONNA HAVE FLY BABIES
Twix King
AAAAAAAA
mal♡
LIKE NO THAT IS RAPE
Twix King
Reminds me of how mosquitoes use people's blood to lay their eggs or smth
Twix King
so you're technically like 1/3 mosquito parent
mal♡
they so desperate to have they babies w us
Twix King
we're just too cool
Twix King
babies all up the avenue
mal♡
like ik they want my genetics in their babies but like stawp it 🤭
United Kingdom UK
Im a father🥹🥹
mal♡
congratsssss
Twix King
WHAT IF MOSQUITOES HAD LIKE LITTLE HUMAN FACES
mal♡
THERED BE SO MANY MINI MES FLYING AROUND
mal♡
that would be terrifying
Twix King
mal♡
some scientist looks at a mosquito under a microscope and j sees my rbf 😭
mal♡
like damn why this baby mosquito judging the shit outta me
Twix King
lmaooo
mal♡
there goes your ass now
Twix King
oh yeah look there it goes
Twix King
got some bounce to it this time
Twix King
tumbling down the street
mal♡
strolling down fuckin penny lane
Twix King
😂
Twix King
ACTUALLY just laughed my ass off just now
mal♡
LMAO
Twix King
OH LOOK
Twix King
THERE GOES ANOTHER
Twix King
ASS TOWN IS GONNA BE FULL TODAY
Twix King
WITH ALL THIS LAUGHASSERY
mal♡
STOP HOW CUTE THEY GONNA ALL BE BESTIES
Twix King
AWWWW
mal♡
HOW ADORBS
Twix King
THEY'LL HAVE LITTLE ASS FAMILIES
mal♡
BABY ASSESSSSSSS
mal♡
SO CUUUUTE
Twix King
😭
mal♡
🤭
Twix King
If we still had a quotebook that would be going in
mal♡
lmfao
Twix King
OH BOY
Twix King
LOOK AT THAT ASS GO
mal♡
this would make me sound like a pedo outta context
Twix King
STRAIGHT DOWN TO ASS TOWN STATION
Twix King
That's what makes it hilarious
mal♡
fuck i hate that the reply and delete are right next to each other
mal♡
DAMN DONT POINT IT OUT PPL ARE GONNA LOOK AT ME BOOTY
Twix King
IT'S LAUGHING TOO HARD TO IGNORE
Twix King
JUST A SYMPHONY OF ASS GIGGLING OUT HERE
mal♡
NOOOOO MY BOOTY
mal♡
IMMA GET SM FAN MAIL NOW
Twix King
LIKE FUCKIN BOOTY BEETHOVEN IS CONDUCTING THE ASSCHEEK ORCHESTRA
mal♡
THEY GOTTA STOP LOOKING BEFORE MY MAILBOX FLOODS WITH FANS
Twix King
AND EVERYONE BROUGHT FRESHLY TUNES ASSTRUMENTS
mal♡
THEY BE FARTING TO THE TUNE OF FUR ELISE
mal♡
is mayonnaise an instrument
Twix King
no but horseradish is
mal♡
thats my favorite one
mal♡
WAIT
Twix King
horseradish > mayonnaise
mal♡
REMEMBER WHEN YALL HANDED OUT GOLD STARS
Twix King
YESSSSS
Twix King
⭐⭐⭐
mal♡
CAN I HAVE A GOLD STAR FOR HAVING SUCH A HAPPY ASS
Twix King
GOLD STARS FOR MAL
mal♡
YAY
Twix King
I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GIVE OUT REAL, JAKE-CERTIFIED GOLDEN STARS
mal♡
YESSS
Twix King
THOSE ARE THE REAL MOTHERFUCKIN DEAL
mal♡
I USED TO HAVE A LOT OF GOLD STARS
mal♡
I HAD LIKE 7
Twix King
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Twix King
HOW'S THIS?
Twix King
A BIT MORE THAN SEVEN
mal♡
and then i deleted my bio 😔
mal♡
YAYYAYAYAYAYYA
mal♡
THEY GOING IN MY BIO
Twix King
YAYAAYAYAYAYAY
mal♡
THEY IN MY BIO NOW
United Kingdom UK
I want gold stars
Twix King
YESSSSS
Twix King
you must prove your worth
Twix King
"Jake-Certified™" is amazing lmao
United Kingdom UK
How do i do that
Twix King
MEAT REVEAL
mal♡
gotta trademark them
mal♡
they the real deal
Twix King
they are in fact the real deal
Twix King
the deal is so real you don't even know man
mal♡
they decide whether you have worth or not
Twix King
this deal is literally as real as it gets
United Kingdom UK
Meat reveal
Twix King
like the deal itself is so totally tangible and whatnot
Twix King
legitimately a genuine asset of reality
mal♡
they so real that realness itself doesnt even understand
Twix King
fair enough ⭐⭐⭐
Twix King
they're like EXTRA real
mal♡
no INSANELY extra real
Twix King
like ABSOLUTELY WILDLY EXTRA REAL
mal♡
like extra and real could have babies and those babies wouldnt even be as extra real as Jake-Certified™ gold stars
Twix King
these are genuine, pure-pedigree golden stars right here
mal♡
i feel like my short and silly should be trademarked too
mal♡
its in like every bio ever
mal♡
like they make gold itself jealous
Twix King
you're actually the shortest and silliest so you basically own the term
mal♡
that is so shortly and sillyly true
mal♡
except theres a guy in my college class thats shorter than me
Twix King
Yeah those bars of gold are like all getting organized into gangs and totally battling the gold stars up in the east side
mal♡
BUT im sillier than him so its okay
Twix King
The silliness overrules the shortness 👌
mal♡
and those gold stars are making the bars of gold eat literal ASS
mal♡
damn straight
mal♡
STOP MY CAT IS BEING SO CUTE RN
Twix King
the very ASS that has been collecting down in ass humor town
United Kingdom UK
They are always cute
mal♡
SHES BEING EXTRA CUTE
mal♡
HOLD ON
Twix King
ALR ALR
mal♡
LOOKIT THE CUTENESS
mal♡
also i love that i wasnt included on this poll
United Kingdom UK
Adorbs
mal♡
makes my face feel protected
Twix King
AWWWW
mal♡
SHES SO COMFY
Twix King
I still remember what you look like muahaha
mal♡
NOOOOOOOOOOO
mal♡
lmfao idrc
Twix King
MUAHAHAHA
mal♡
rap doesnt needa know tho
mal♡
HOW DARE YOU
mal♡
he might know tho ngl
Twix King
>:D
mal♡
OHOHOH GUESS WHAT I DID EARLIER THIS MONTH
Twix King
WHAT
mal♡
i got baptized :D
Twix King
WOOOOOO
Twix King
THAT'S AWESOME!!!
Twix King
CONGRATULATIONS!
mal♡
YAYAYAYYAYAYAY TY
Twix King
🔥🔥🔥
Twix King
⭐⭐⭐ THREE GOLD STARS FOR THAT
mal♡
YAYYAYAYAYAYYAY MORE STARS
mal♡
OH AND
mal♡
I CAME UP W A THEORY
mal♡
I THINK
mal♡
MY EX CHEATED ON ME LMFAO
mal♡
I FEEL SO SO SO GENIUS FOR FIGURING IT OUT
mal♡
cus i hate him enough alr that idec that he cheated
mal♡
I J FEEL SMART
Twix King
NOOOOOO
Twix King
THAT'S WILD
Twix King
THE ONE FROM YOUR CHURCH?
mal♡
AHUH
Twix King
THAT'S CRAZYYYY
mal♡
THE ONE THAT USED TO BE AN AMAZING PERSON
Twix King
YEAH FR
mal♡
BUT THERE WERE SO MANY SIGNS THAT I J PUT TOGETHER A FEW DAYS AGO
Twix King
GENIUS DETECTIVE OVER HERE
mal♡
AND MY FRIENDS AND YOUTH LEADER FROM CHURCH WERE LIKE UM HOW DID WE NOT FIGURE THIS OUT
mal♡
CUS OKAY
mal♡
HEAR ME OUT
mal♡
SO IN JANUARY HE GOT INSTA AND DIDNT TELL ME SO MY FRIEND WAS THE ONE TO TELL ME
mal♡
AND HE GOT MAD AT HER FOR LOOKING AT HIS ACC AND TELLING ME ABT IT
Twix King
WHAAAAAT
mal♡
ND GOT DEFENSIVE LIKE "DO YALL THINK IM CHEATING???"
Twix King
💀💀💀
mal♡
WHICH LIKE THAT ACCUSATION HE PULLED OUT OF HIS ASS
mal♡
AND THEN
mal♡
HE STARTED KEEPING HIS PHONE FROM ME
Twix King
BRO GOT NERVOUS IMMEDIATELY
mal♡
LIKE HED TAKE IT EVERYWHERE W HIM WHEN HE USED TO LEAVE IT AROUND ME
mal♡
AND THEN
mal♡
HE STARTED USING ME MAINLY FOR MY BODY AND DID A LOT OF UM NON-CONSENSUAL STUFF
mal♡
(not sex dw)
mal♡
AND THEN
mal♡
HE STARTED GOING TO A NEW YOUTH GROUP
Twix King
NOT COOL ❌
Twix King
GASP
mal♡
WHICH WAS STRANGE CUS 1. ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE AT OUR YG, 2. THERE ARENT MANY IN THE AREA AND 3. WHEN YOURE AT A GOOD YG W FRIENDS N YOUR GF YOU DONT HUNT FOR A NEW ONE
Twix King
YEAH WTF
mal♡
AND THEN HE BROKE UP W ME IN APRIL AND SAID THAT FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS HE DIDNT FEEL LIKE WE WERE ACC DATING BUT WERE J FRIENDS
Twix King
THAT'S INSANE
mal♡
AND THEN A WEEK LATER STARTED TALKING TO A NEW GIRL (we dated for a year and a half so wtf thats not normal)
mal♡
AND THEN 2 MONTHS LATER CUT CONTACT W ME
mal♡
CUS THEY STARTED DATING
Twix King
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mal♡
AND HE SAID HE MET HER SKIING
mal♡
WHEN DO YOU SKI?
mal♡
HMM IDK
Twix King
THE WINTER!!!!
mal♡
MAYBE IN JANUARY WHEN ALL THE WEIRD BEHAVIOR STARTED???
Twix King
YEAH
mal♡
AND I THINK HIS NEW GF EITHER DOESNT KNOW ABT ME OR THINKS WE DATED A LOOOONG TIME AGO
Heroin Monkey
were all capsing again
Twix King
FUCKING MEN SMH
Heroin Monkey
thats what ur doing rn
mal♡
CUS IK SHES A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL AND SHE WOULDNT TALK TO HIM KNOWING HE HAD A GF OR GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP 2 MONTHS AFTER BREAKING UP W A LONG TERM GF
mal♡
SO THAT IS MY TED TALK.
mal♡
THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING.
Twix King
SHE NEEDS TO BE WARNED SHEESH
Twix King
I hate how so many men are like that
Twix King
IT ENRAGES ME >:(
Twix King
ITS NOT THAT HARD
Twix King
TO NOT BE A DICK
mal♡
if i ever see them in public im deadass gonna be like "hey im the girl he was dating when yall started talking, didja know he didnt break up w me til april??"
Twix King
WILD
mal♡
IF HE MET SOMEONE NEW THATS HONESTLY FINE J BREAK UP W ME AS SOON AS YOU LOSE FEELINGS INSTEAD OF USING ME
Twix King
Sorry you had to go through all that though, that was completely awful of him to do
Twix King
LIKE I SAID
Twix King
NOT.
Heroin Monkey
"6'4 btw " ahh
Twix King
COOL.
Twix King
Anyone who's been on this site ever knows how passionate I am about this
Twix King
I DID IT BEFORE IT WAS COOL
mal♡
ADDITONALLY HE TEXTED ME LIKE A WEEK AFTER CUTTING CONTACT SAYING HE BASICALLY ONLY TRIED TO BE FRIENDS W ME 1. CUS HE KINDA MISSED ME (prolly cus his new gf is smarter and wont let him touch her) AND 2. CUS WHEN HE COULD SEE THAT I WAS SAD IT MADE HIM FEEL BETTER CUS HE FELT IMPORTANT
Twix King
THAT'S INSANE
mal♡
but my ex is not type shit tho
mal♡
hes fucking 5'8"
Twix King
LMAO
mal♡
his new gf is almost the same height as him
mal♡
it j worked for us cus im a fucking midget
mal♡
and his nose takes up half his face
mal♡
and this front teeth are SO far apart and he wont get braces
Twix King
What a prick
United Kingdom UK
Cuz he lies all the time
mal♡
frfr
Twix King
He's literally pinnochio
Twix King
*pinocchio
mal♡
someone call pinnochio and tell him we found his long lost bro
mal♡
i spelled it wrong toooo bahahahahhahs
Twix King
Prick-nocchio
mal♡
omfg yes
mal♡
wait brb
Twix King
I'm italian, I should've known it to begin with 😔
Twix King
alr alr
Twix King
im gonna go eat but I'll be back soon too :)
mal♡
so am i lmao
United Kingdom UK
Damn my parents are italian
mal♡
kk
mal♡
i had to get water cus i realized i hadnt drank anything all day
United Kingdom UK
Are we like, the italian trio?
mal♡
omfg yes
United Kingdom UK
Cuz my parents are from there
mal♡
thats cool
mal♡
im assuming im mostly italian cus 1. i look it and 2. i get it from both sides of my fam
mal♡
but im not sure and cant rlly ask
United Kingdom UK
Man i was born in london which makes me british but having italian parents still count
United Kingdom UK
Counts* plural
mal♡
ahuhahuh
mal♡
i was born in america so im american
mal♡
but im also italian
mal♡
and i claim that with pride
mal♡
cus some italians are fine as HELL
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mal♡
oh wow
United Kingdom UK
Yeah cuz who wants to be american anyways
United Kingdom UK
Me fr
mal♡
its so boring
mal♡
no hot accent
mal♡
no hot stereotypes
mal♡
its lame
United Kingdom UK
Fr
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Then this is me
mal♡
wtf 😭
mal♡
like i rlly wish i had an accent
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Idk I js watched the show
mal♡
lmaoo
mal♡
real
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
And I have a few favorite characters
mal♡
very nice
United Kingdom UK
I mean american people still technically have an accent
United Kingdom UK
It just sounds bad
mal♡
well yeah but nobody talks abt it
mal♡
like a british or italian accent
mal♡
everyone talks abt it
mal♡
american?
mal♡
irrelevant.
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Racists
mal♡
my favorite accent is australian
mal♡
its hot asf
mal♡
and italian is second
United Kingdom UK
British accent is the hottest
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Why are yall talking abt this…
mal♡
cus
mal♡
whats your fav accent?
mal♡
british is my third
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
What
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Like for what..?
mal♡
like
mal♡
the most attractive sounding accent
mal♡
in your opinion
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Oh uh
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Australian girls
mal♡
yesssss
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Then African girls 2nd
RapBoat
Chicago
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Then uh
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Idgk
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Idfk
mal♡
australian accents are so fucking fine
mal♡
like acc
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Jkw has one
mal♡
any dude w a deep voice and an aussie accent has me wrapped around their fucking finger
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Weirdo…
United Kingdom UK
LMAO WHAT
mal♡
lmfao im joking
mal♡
mostly
mal♡
the guys gotta be attractive to
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mal♡
lmfaoo
United Kingdom UK
Im clapped
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Chopped?
United Kingdom UK
Yes
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Same
mal♡
i dont think im chopped
mal♡
but i might be delusional
mal♡
idrk
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Idk abt me cuz all my 3nof my exes were gorgeous and idk how I pulled em so
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
They said it was my personality I think
mal♡
damn
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Yeah
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Everytime I asked they always avoided saying anything about looks so
mal♡
ive mostly pulled chopped guys cus im too friendly so they think i like them
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That says sum
mal♡
thats acc so mean tho
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Eh it’s understandable for me
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Idrc so
mal♡
thats fair
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Then be a bitch to em
mal♡
but i feel too bad
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
As long as they like me for me
mal♡
im not as much of a bitch irl as i am here
Heroin Monkey
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Dont
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
United Kingdom UK
Im not as funny irl as i am here
Heroin Monkey
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You js said real to your own thing btw
mal♡
same
mal♡
fuck meant to reply to yours
mal♡
real
United Kingdom UK
I just cant make a joke irl. Its like almost impossible
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I can
mal♡
i j cant function irl ngl
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
I seem dead on here but ask Ethan and rey
mal♡
well thats kind of a lie
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Or ryan
Heroin Monkey
listen
Heroin Monkey
why did the cheese not want to get sliced
mal♡
why
Heroin Monkey
because it had grater plans
mal♡
lmao
United Kingdom UK
Damn
Heroin Monkey
its that easy
Heroin Monkey
to be funny
United Kingdom UK
Thanks ig
mal♡
lmao
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United Kingdom UK
Its just that im much more shy irl than on the internet so in wje i just go all out while irl i just barely talk.
mal♡
im less bitchy cus i dont wanna be mean to ppl ik irl
mal♡
cus then i have beef irl and thats stressful
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
I’m more bitchy
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Cuz it’s my friends irl
United Kingdom UK
Cool
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
We all don’t gaf
Heroin Monkey
mr krabs
mal♡
my friends dont care to a certain extent
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Sdiybttttttt
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
We are guys tho
mal♡
thats true
United Kingdom UK
I feel like everyone has two personalities, their internet personalities, and their real personalities
Twix King
ITALIANS MENTIONED
mal♡
bro i miss having a buncha guy friends
mal♡
AHUHAHUH
Heroin Monkey
i bully my friends
mal♡
ME YOU AND UK ARE THE ITALIAN TRIO NOW
Heroin Monkey
for fun
United Kingdom UK
Damn
Twix King
THE THREE AMICI
Twix King
LIKE AMIGOS
Twix King
BUT ITALIAN
mal♡
YESSS
Twix King
YESSSSSSS
United Kingdom UK
FRRRRR
mal♡
YIPPEEEEEE
mal♡
BEING ITALIAN IS FUN
mal♡
UNTIL I GET ASKED WHY I SHAVE MY LEGS AND NOT MY ARMS (true story)
Heroin Monkey
are you guys in the mafia
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mal♡
jake whats the most attractive accent
United Kingdom UK
WAIT IM GONNA RELOAD MY TAB BECAUSE IM LAGGING LIKE CRAZY
Twix King
uhhhh
Twix King
Idk women scare me
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Wait… like the old mod Jake..?
mal♡
lmfao real
Heroin Monkey
russian
Twix King
ITALIAN ARMS ARE PEAK I CAN RELATE TO THIS
mal♡
no like the one from state farm
Twix King
Yep
Heroin Monkey
the one from subway surfers
Twix King
I'm literally jake from state farm
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
So your not that Jake..?
Twix King
I am genuinely wearing khakis right now
Twix King
hold on
mal♡
I ALSO GOT ASKED BY KIDS WHY I HAVE A MUSTACHE AND IF IM A BOY CUS OF IT
mal♡
kHaKiS
Heroin Monkey
mal♡
i shave it now 😁
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
mal♡
what am i holding on to
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
He’s gonna show us his pants
United Kingdom UK
What
mal♡
ill hold pants
United Kingdom UK
Oh wait i forgot pants have a different meaning in america
mal♡
they do?
United Kingdom UK
They mean underwear
mal♡
LMAO
Twix King
KHAKIS
mal♡
KHAKIS
mal♡
and chin reveal
Heroin Monkey
are you in a dorm or sm
Twix King
Yeah
Twix King
I go to college now
Twix King
like a grown up
Heroin Monkey
unc alert
Heroin Monkey
jk
Twix King
MY CHIN WASNT IN IT
mal♡
woah youre so cool
mal♡
oh ig im blind
Twix King
IT'S MY BEASTLY MASCULINE ADAM'S APPLE
Twix King
WHICH HEROIN MONKEY DOES NOT HAVE
mal♡
SO MASCULINE AND FINE
mal♡
WOW
Twix King
I know 😎
mal♡
LIKE GAH DAMN
Twix King
cool kid over here
mal♡
SAVE SOME COOLNESS FOR US
Twix King
this is me
United Kingdom UK
Cool adult
mal♡
j give him hot italian genetics and an adams apple
Twix King
literally my exact description wow
mal♡
youd think i did see your face rev
Twix King
Twix King
This is actually me right here
Twix King
My face is so radiantly cool it just exudes itself wherever I am present
mal♡
no this is actually you
Heroin Monkey
are you still obsessed with homestuck jake
mal♡
frfr its almost as if i can see it
Twix King
Yeah I was reading it earlier today actually
mal♡
notice the italianness and adams apple
Twix King
PERFECT
Twix King
actually laughing my ass off rn
Twix King
but this ass is staying put
Twix King
cause it's COLD in this dorm room and I need that extra cushion for warmth
Twix King
genuinely shivering rn
mal♡
lmfao no i j saw it roll through my bedroom and out the bulkhead
Twix King
NO WAY
Twix King
IT ESCAPED?
mal♡
YES
Twix King
OH NO
Twix King
YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S GONE
Twix King
SOMEONE CALL 911 MY ASS IS ON THE RUN
mal♡
ITS LAUGHING AND SAYING "ha imma make that bitch cold af"
Twix King
PUT UP SOME POSTERS
mal♡
MISSING BOOTY
Twix King
MISSING: MY ASS | REWARD: $10,000
mal♡
OMG MONEY
mal♡
I NEED THAT
Twix King
GOLD STARS ARE AN ACCEPTED FORM OF CURRENCY IN ASS TOWN
mal♡
I LOVE GOLD STARS
mal♡
i made a missing poster
Twix King
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
mal♡
STOP
mal♡
I FORGOT THE M
Twix King
THERE'S SOME CASH FOR YA
mal♡
IN VOLUMPTUOUS
mal♡
wait stop
mal♡
no i didnt
mal♡
i been spelling it wrong
mal♡
all my life
mal♡
what the hell
mal♡
what is even real anymore
mal♡
WHY AM I RETARDED
Twix King
YOURE NOT
Twix King
GENIUS DETECTIVE REMEMBER?
mal♡
OH RIGHT RIGHT
mal♡
HOW COULD I FORGET
mal♡
bro my nails look like ASS rn i rlly needa cut them but im so lazy
Twix King
ITS ALR YOURE A GIRL SO THERES MORE LENIENCE
mal♡
NO THEY DIRTY
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mal♡
TRUST THEY NASTY ASF
United Kingdom UK
mal♡
lmfao
Twix King
There's a weezer song about that
mal♡
abt dirty nasty long nails?
mal♡
GUYS IMMA PUT ON MY BIG GIRL PANTS AND CUT MY NAILS LIKE A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG LADY
Twix King
lemme find it
mal♡
CUS IMMA BE A BIG GIRL SOON
Twix King
ATTA GIRL CARPE DIEM SEIZE THE DAY
mal♡
YES
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Ay I need y’all’s advice
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Or opinion
United Kingdom UK
Ok
mal♡
k what’s up
mal♡
i love giving advice
Twix King
mal♡
i have a note on my phone of advice
Heroin Monkey
if you have very long nails how do you wipe
mal♡
whaaaaaat
mal♡
i’ve always wondered that
mal♡
like them girls with
United Kingdom UK
You let it crust
mal♡
9 inch nails
mal♡
huh huh
Twix King
EPIC REFERENCE
mal♡
YES
mal♡
I KNEW YOUD GET IT
Twix King
I HAVE A NIN CD
mal♡
FIREEEE
Heroin Monkey
jake do you listen to jimmy eat world
Twix King
Yeah I listen to jew
Heroin Monkey
i saw them live
mal♡
i can’t find my nail clipper guys
Heroin Monkey
this summer
Twix King
Use scissors
mal♡
my eyelashes have gotten long
mal♡
HELL no
United Kingdom UK
Use a chainsaw
Twix King
Dopeeee
mal♡
oh yeah lemme pull my chainsaw outta my pocket real quick
Heroin Monkey
use garden clippers
mal♡
ha tricked you guys i don’t have pockets
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If I have a crazy ex who stalks me and always finds ways to talk to me… should I get a restraining order cuz she’s deadass being crazy and creepy
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
And ion wanna talk to her
Twix King
How old are you?
Heroin Monkey
unrelated but im at the top of the face rev poll rn
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15
Twix King
nah probably not
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Ight
mal♡
yeah i’d say no
mal♡
i found my nail clipper
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But like what should I do
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Cuz she keeps getting more creepy and stalky
mal♡
tell her parents
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Her parents are on her side for no reason
RapBoat
YOOOO we’re almost at 1000 comments
Twix King
gimme some more deets
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Shes black
mal♡
beat them up
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Like the
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
“Beat yo ass” black
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Plus she’s 17
RapBoat
Racist
Twix King
😭
Heroin Monkey
crazy
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Not really
RapBoat
ytr
RapBoat
g
RapBoat
fdtgf
RapBoat
gf
RapBoat
gff
Heroin Monkey
bro then get away
Heroin Monkey
d\
Heroin Monkey
agas
Heroin Monkey
gas
Heroin Monkey
a
RapBoat
rs
Heroin Monkey
dg
RapBoat
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RapBoat
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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RapBoat
gf
Heroin Monkey
dw
Heroin Monkey
ag
Heroin Monkey
dw
RapBoat
d
United Kingdom UK
Vuv
RapBoat
fd
Heroin Monkey
fads
RapBoat
gvf
Heroin Monkey
f
mal♡
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United Kingdom UK
Iv
RapBoat
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Heroin Monkey
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RapBoat
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mal♡
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RapBoat
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Heroin Monkey
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RapBoat
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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Twix King
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RapBoat
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Heroin Monkey
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United Kingdom UK
Vv
Heroin Monkey
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RapBoat
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Heroin Monkey
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Twix King
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RapBoat
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Twix King
g
Heroin Monkey
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Twix King
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Heroin Monkey
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Twix King
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RapBoat
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Heroin Monkey
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Twix King
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Heroin Monkey
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RapBoat
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Twix King
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Heroin Monkey
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mal♡
hdhdhd
Heroin Monkey
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Twix King
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Heroin Monkey
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RapBoat
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RapBoat
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United Kingdom UK
G
Twix King
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Twix King
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mal♡
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Twix King
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United Kingdom UK
G
Twix King
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RapBoat
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Twix King
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mal♡
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Heroin Monkey
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RapBoat
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United Kingdom UK
G
Heroin Monkey
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Twix King
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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