Face Reveal Question

why

why should any of them face rev

Exactly???

I've already face revealed dingus

i probably wont

rlly??

damn i missed it

when

I'll try to show you later

:)

okay

only person ive seen on this post is blach

what does blach look like

uh

long hair

eyes

a nose

lips

a neck

and arms

SHOW BLACH AND I’LL SHOW MATT’S

no

blach sent it privately so it’s not my picture to share

i’m gonna respect his privacy

Youre so desperate to see everyone face rev bruh

you dont have matts bro

just like he respected mine when i fave rev w him

Maybe YOU should do one

i got the rapboat voice reveal

I’LL DO IT IF ANYONE ON THIS LIST DOES

goofy ahh voice

country accent mixed with white trash

You sound like a Fortnite Bro

youre the ONLY one who thinks that

he literally doesn’t

Bringing up fortnite in the big 25

He does

Everybody is saying it

Lie

you are not everybody

who else is saying it

Ok fine, share mine and I’ll share yours, and people can judge

His imaginary fan group

on what

Idk, don’t you have FRIENDS

he has a normal voice

what does that have to do w anything

A normsl voice is something rapbost evnys

HE DOESN’T

I have a rapper voice ok

im not able to post it on wje lounge

the file is too big

fr bro made fun of me on the call until i acc talked and all he said was "oh"

youre the ONLY person who thinks so

You have no other friends

sure

no you dont

whatever you want to think

I’ll freestyle next time ok

Rapboats "rapper" voive sounds like one from a 5 year old

what next time???

YOU WEREN’T EVEN FUCKING THERE!!!

We clearly need to do another one we didn’t resolve jack shit

Of course not, i just lisyen to what other people say about it

wait we can go into a kmeet and i can play you the video of him talking

why would we do another one tho

its not like shits going to be resolved

That’s both the smartest and dumbest idea you’ve ever had!

how is it dumb...

Not with THAT attitude

That makes no sense

what do you even wanna resolve??

STOP REBUTTING EVERYTHING I SAY

ive completely forgotten what the beef was abt

His rapper status

No dumbass

https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq

Fine, but I can’t VC right now

ill just play the video

uk join

ur the only one here who hasnt heard his voice

Ok

I cant hear anything

Am i on the right call?

no

youre not on the call

Shit

join back

https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq

ukkkk

you there??

bro

Yes

join

I was aboutta join but then I remembered I gotta do some sort of training meeting for school

wish me luck guys

if you're on in about 45 minutes I can do a call lol

Im joining

I'm sure none of you remember what my voice sounds like

i never even heard it lmao

damn i missed the face and voice rev

i gotchu dw

lmao

Do you have insta/discord?

no i dont

uk ur not in yet

aw rip

yeah i have strict parents

WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT I PROMISE

Im was joining in browser

relatable 😭

OKAY

wait can i see jake

meat reveal first

im not ag bro

lmfao

LMAO

I REMEMBER THAY

THAT*

HOLY SHIT

i thankfully didnt see it

😭

i was spared

it was blurred

IT WAS SO DISTURBING

I BET BRO

YOOOOOOOOOOo wsg gngy

sup rey

Penis

hii

rey join the vc

https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/bttlgpcoengbwltq

Penissss

rapboat voice reveal

NO

ight but im not gon talk lmao

Gimme a couple weeks and I'll let you follow my main insta

cool

i aint talking either

DO HIS VOICE

i dont have insta

Heh i alr know it

Actually DO do it

I meant rey

i might get insta when i turn 17

I’M A RAPPER

DO YOURS TOO

DUMBASS

You added an extra P

yeah

LMAO

WWW

I GET CONSENT

ALR GTG BRB

Do yours too, or you’re a PUSSY

naw gng dont be delusional

sure

voice reveal

if uk joins

frfr

Bro i joined in browser and couldnt hear anything

we werent talking

join again

OK

K

i also gtg

kk

Im leaving too

damn okay

everyone left me

Bye

cya

So sad

frfr

I actually aint leaving permanently

Just going bed

lmao

I aint finna sleep tho

nice

Gimme 2 minutes to brush my teeth

kk

Hypotheticaly tehcnically mentally physicigigology wyd if someone nutted on a pic of ur face rev? js asking

Back

lmao

hi

Hi

hru

Good

nice

Ima fall asleep on 3:00 and wake up in 12:00. That way i can eat lunch for breakfast

Wby?

intresting lmao

im pretty good

Good.

"YOU SOUND LIKE GORDON RAMSEY!!"

lmfaooo

So wyd

Is it still day for you? (Idk how timezones work)

doing chess duolingo

no its night now

wyd

Fake sleeping

lao

*lmao

Licking ass out?

yup

Damn.

.

Bro

Idk what to talk about rn

same lmao

Dont skip your essons

Lessons*

td in class we got paired w a random person and we had to ask them questions and then introduce them to the class

and i did NOT know what to ask my partner

frfr my fam might get killed

I wouldve been the same as you in that situation

Duo finna bring out the knife

lmao the questions i asked were so dumb

but my partner was way more social than me so it was okay

Cool

Imagine if you were both shy

that woulda been bad

If i was paired with a shy antisocial person i wouldbe just stared at them the whole time

lmfao

there was one group w 2 shy ppl and they only said like 2 things abt each pther

*other

Damn

yeah lmao

i ended up w the most random info ever

Damn

lmao

Like your pair had a grandma?

Or that they had two dogs and 1 cat?

they have no pets

8 siblings

theyre 21

I would kms

they like comics

me too

and they enjoy reading the old testament of the bible cus of the violence

Damn

lmao

Damn i ran outta things to say

I didnt have school tofay so i have non to say

Today*

Im just lucky like that

I dont have school until september

lmao damn

Im so lucky

frfrfr

Living in london is doing me favors

real

How was college?

it was fine ig

i cant rlly tell yet

but my teacher seems interesting

Damn, teachers can be interesting?

yeah

but personality wise

lmao

Man i really really dont wanna go back to school

yeah i bet

Because then i'd be in year 11

what day does it start

September 1st

Im not ready for ts

Also the students are freaking phsycopaths

noooo

The exams will kill me

i bet

The bathrooms smell like weed

ewww

Fr

schools suck

Always.

ahuhahuh

lmao

They look kinda cute tho

Horshoe crabs are the perfect creatures

GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

JAKEY'S BACK

TELL A FRIEND

YEAHHHHH

WOOP WOOP

WOOOOOOO

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Peak conversation right here

🔥🔥🔥

frfr

hru

Pretty good, you?

im decent

real

oh that reminds me i need to eat food

man being responsible for myself is hard 😔

Damn

lmao

yeah i didnt eat td until dinner

cus i forgot

noooo

you gotta eat twin

Food = Good

That's why they rhyme, or would rhyme if english wasn't a stupid inconsistent language

Damn, no breakfast or lunch?

To be fair I didn't eat breakfast either

I had a single waffle for brunch and nothing else today 😭

When im an adult ill survive off spaghetti Os

Damn

im just too little and petite i might blow away from skipping my meals 🥺

lmafao

*lmfao

waffles are yummers

Yesss

UH OH

Like a butterfly

🦋

yessir

If a butterfly laughs its ass off I wonder what happens

there she goes

hmmmmm

Cause butterflies don't really have asses

rollin down the hill

they have like a head and then a whole body

they see me rollin

ahaha to they like

hey hatin

*they

idek

patrollin

THEY TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTYYYY

TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

wait maybe they just lose the "butt" in their name

they become ERFLIES

OH NO

IM ONLY AN ERFLY NOW

stop that sounds like it should be twins w like

a botfly

🤢

Disgusting

i HATE them

😭

they so scary

like wtf do you mean they be trespassing in my own fucking personal bubble???

IKR

why they all up in your business

STAY OUTTA THERE FLIES

6 FEET

I DIDNT CONSENT TO BEING PREGNANT WITH BABY FLIES TF??

WDYM MY ARM IS GONNA HAVE FLY BABIES

AAAAAAAA

LIKE NO THAT IS RAPE

Reminds me of how mosquitoes use people's blood to lay their eggs or smth

so you're technically like 1/3 mosquito parent

they so desperate to have they babies w us

we're just too cool

babies all up the avenue

like ik they want my genetics in their babies but like stawp it 🤭

Im a father🥹🥹

congratsssss

WHAT IF MOSQUITOES HAD LIKE LITTLE HUMAN FACES

THERED BE SO MANY MINI MES FLYING AROUND

that would be terrifying

some scientist looks at a mosquito under a microscope and j sees my rbf 😭

like damn why this baby mosquito judging the shit outta me

lmaooo

there goes your ass now

oh yeah look there it goes

got some bounce to it this time

tumbling down the street

strolling down fuckin penny lane

😂

ACTUALLY just laughed my ass off just now

LMAO

OH LOOK

THERE GOES ANOTHER

ASS TOWN IS GONNA BE FULL TODAY

WITH ALL THIS LAUGHASSERY

STOP HOW CUTE THEY GONNA ALL BE BESTIES

AWWWW

HOW ADORBS

THEY'LL HAVE LITTLE ASS FAMILIES

BABY ASSESSSSSSS

SO CUUUUTE

😭

🤭

If we still had a quotebook that would be going in

lmfao

OH BOY

LOOK AT THAT ASS GO

this would make me sound like a pedo outta context

STRAIGHT DOWN TO ASS TOWN STATION

That's what makes it hilarious

fuck i hate that the reply and delete are right next to each other

DAMN DONT POINT IT OUT PPL ARE GONNA LOOK AT ME BOOTY

IT'S LAUGHING TOO HARD TO IGNORE

JUST A SYMPHONY OF ASS GIGGLING OUT HERE

NOOOOO MY BOOTY

IMMA GET SM FAN MAIL NOW

LIKE FUCKIN BOOTY BEETHOVEN IS CONDUCTING THE ASSCHEEK ORCHESTRA

THEY GOTTA STOP LOOKING BEFORE MY MAILBOX FLOODS WITH FANS

AND EVERYONE BROUGHT FRESHLY TUNES ASSTRUMENTS

THEY BE FARTING TO THE TUNE OF FUR ELISE

is mayonnaise an instrument

no but horseradish is

thats my favorite one

WAIT

horseradish > mayonnaise

REMEMBER WHEN YALL HANDED OUT GOLD STARS

YESSSSS

⭐⭐⭐

CAN I HAVE A GOLD STAR FOR HAVING SUCH A HAPPY ASS

GOLD STARS FOR MAL

YAY

I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GIVE OUT REAL, JAKE-CERTIFIED GOLDEN STARS

YESSS

THOSE ARE THE REAL MOTHERFUCKIN DEAL

I USED TO HAVE A LOT OF GOLD STARS

I HAD LIKE 7

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

HOW'S THIS?

A BIT MORE THAN SEVEN

and then i deleted my bio 😔

YAYYAYAYAYAYYA

THEY GOING IN MY BIO

YAYAAYAYAYAYAY

THEY IN MY BIO NOW

I want gold stars

YESSSSS

you must prove your worth

"Jake-Certified™" is amazing lmao

How do i do that

MEAT REVEAL

gotta trademark them

they the real deal

they are in fact the real deal

the deal is so real you don't even know man

they decide whether you have worth or not

this deal is literally as real as it gets

Meat reveal

like the deal itself is so totally tangible and whatnot

legitimately a genuine asset of reality

they so real that realness itself doesnt even understand

fair enough ⭐⭐⭐

they're like EXTRA real

no INSANELY extra real

like ABSOLUTELY WILDLY EXTRA REAL

like extra and real could have babies and those babies wouldnt even be as extra real as Jake-Certified™ gold stars

these are genuine, pure-pedigree golden stars right here

i feel like my short and silly should be trademarked too

its in like every bio ever

like they make gold itself jealous

you're actually the shortest and silliest so you basically own the term

that is so shortly and sillyly true

except theres a guy in my college class thats shorter than me

Yeah those bars of gold are like all getting organized into gangs and totally battling the gold stars up in the east side

BUT im sillier than him so its okay

The silliness overrules the shortness 👌

and those gold stars are making the bars of gold eat literal ASS

damn straight

STOP MY CAT IS BEING SO CUTE RN

the very ASS that has been collecting down in ass humor town

They are always cute

SHES BEING EXTRA CUTE

HOLD ON

ALR ALR

LOOKIT THE CUTENESS

also i love that i wasnt included on this poll

Adorbs

makes my face feel protected

AWWWW