Expression of annoyance

Ikr? It’s so quiet

YES

BOUTA MURDER SOME PPL IK THEYRE ALIVE

I’m chilling on uwu crew

i can see tht

Figured out how to make gifs as pfps

fr

cream

cheese

W

Cheese cream

on uwu?

Yes

L

cool

that sounds significantly grosser

AHAHDIUF

You can’t do it on here sadly

hm chat died real fast

whats you guys up to

IDK

WHERE TF IS EVERYONE

IM MESSIN WITH JAKE

HEHEEHHE

CAUSE YESTERDAY I HAD HIM CLOSE AGAIN

MUAHAHA

IM HERE BRO

VIRGOOOOOOO

BUSY BUT HERE

HIIIIIIIIII

HIIIIII I HAVE A NEW MAN

ugh

that so true

SAME ONE U MENTIONED?

VERY

right

HEHEHEHEEH

STAY STRONG

I GOT MORE CREATIVE

DAMN RIGHT YOU DID

ISNT THT RIGHT JAKEYYY <333

COULDN'T FUCKING SLEEP THAT NIGHT

HAH

Dude wrote me a fuckin essay lmao

HE DID?

lmfao I was flipping out dawg

WHAT HE SAY

YES

YO YO LEMME SEE

yea

I WAS JUST SCREAMING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME LMAO

lew me see

SEND ME IT ON UWU WADE

LEMME SEE

I WAS LIKE ALL FUCKING EXCITED AND SHIT

AND ILL DO IT AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

NAH YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING BY SINGING EVERY TIME TOO

WITH YOUR CUTE SMILE

AND EVERYTHING ELSE

MAYBE

HSDGFJDSJGS

MAYBE I DID

DONT FORGET THE RANDOM SMILE LIP BITES

HSGDDASKDJSHS YES

THT SHIT WAS ON PURPOSE TOO

FUCK

HAHA

JAKE

WHAT

SEND ME WHAT U TOLD WADE

RN;

LEMME SEE

I COULDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT ALL THAT LMAO

I WAS JUST YELLING ABOUT HOW FUCKING HAPPY I WAS

AND ALL THE FUCKIN GOOD SHIT GOING ON

FELT LIKE I WAS ON COCAINE OR SOMETHING

BUT FROM SEROTONIN

LEMME SEE👹

AND THEN CHEX WAS BEING ALL SWEET ABOUT US

OKAY HOLD ON LEMME TAKE SCREENSHOTS

LEMME SEE👹

THANK YOU ,3

<3*

I woke up to 40 messages from him

HAUHAUI

40?

Yes

DAMN

Exactly 40

JESUS JAKE HOW GOOD DID I GET U?

VERY VERY GOOD

NJVSVKNIB

A lot of them were about something else but I’ll tell you on uwu

KK

Then the ones from last night were about him being high, and other thingsn

yeah i did more than just rizz him up on tht call ;)

UH YEAH THE FUCK YOU DID

PUT THT BACK

WHAT DID THT SAY

IT WAS A DUPE

oh ok

I LAGGED

HAHA

hey jake

SUP

WHAT DID IT SAYYYY

NO

TELL ME

Heyo

hey

LAST CHRISTMAS I TOOK A BIG FART

NO CAUSE LISTEN

AND THE VERY NEXT DAY

AM I THE ONLY ONE

YOU WERE COVERED IN SHART

WHO THOUGHT HANS WAS KINDA HOT IN FROZEN

THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS

LIKE AS A KID I THOUGHT HE WAS FINE

I WON'T TAKE SO MANY LAXATIVES

just like my mans <3

Ew

KRISTOFF SUPREMACY

I DIDNT LIKE HANS’ SIDEBURNS

HE WAS HOT

R u talking about Frozen?

NO EW

Yes

what

kkk

Welp

Welp

welp

any 14 yo girls

...........

yall rn fr

yes

RUN

FUCK NAH

im too fat

EDP445 play rapecraft with me

im good

It wasn't an offer

Join

Now

how

Idk

how do i join

Go on Hypixel right now and go intot he back alley

And pull down your pants

And I'll give you diamonds

ok

Very good

oh shit

WHAT THE FU-

my dick just broke

He mined ur dick bro

It’s in his inventory now

no stop

pleas give back

He took it from you

Now you got a pussy

oh shit

You’re now a woman

slayyyy bitches

Wait…does that make you TRANS!?

yuhyuh

UH OH

You’ve been sentenced to death

I'm gonna feed your dick to Mordecai Schlomo Goldstein

You shall now die

He said he'd pay me $50,000,000

JAKE HOW SHOULD WE KILL IT?

EDP445 BOSS FIGHT

RAPECRAFT VS EDP

READY

SET

GO

The Dickminer vs The Dickless

RAPECRAFT used **CIRCUMCISE!**

ITS VERY EFFECTIVE

-500 HP

ITS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE

DAS RAYCIS IM BLACK

-700 HP

DAMN THIS IS INTENSE

🍿

RAPECRAFT USED **GELDING TONGS**

COME HERE BOY

ITS VERY EFFECTIVE

WE NEED TO GET THOSE LITTLE FELLERS OFF

EDP use pedo powers to date little girls

IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE

yes it is

Lemme check the rule book..

NO WHY SHOULD I CARE

because im black

GASP

HMmMmm....HMmmMm..HmMmMmmMMmMm…it’s very effective

IT'S VERY EFFECTIVE

-2000 HP

ITS VERY EFFECTIVE

edp uses belly fat to suffocate rapecraft

ITS EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE

*GASP GASP GASP* **RAPECRAFT LOSES -4 HP AT AN INCREASING RATE PER 5 SECONDS**

Rapecraft has concussion and major blood loss

**RAPECRAFT FAINTED!**

EDP445 IS VICTORIOUS!

EDP WINS!

what is happening

lets fuggin goo

why

EDP445 won a pedomon fight against me

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

i see

PEDOMON FIGHT LMAO

we're simplifying radicals with exponents

EDP IS TH SUPERIOR PEDO!

help

I can rape your teacher

That will help

no

Why

EDP, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO YOUR FANS??

composite functions are surprisingly easy

try

them

EDP you may have won fair and square this time

REMATCH

But next time you won't be so lucky

Yes

thank you for this opportunity, but i need your support by sending me 12 year old daughters

facts though

EDP if you want that you must win again

wade do a composite function and i'll give you a prize

I hate doing them but thats just bc I'm lazy

ROUND 2

bet

WAIT JAKE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THEM

YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS! SEND HIM YOUR 12 YEAR OLD DUGHTERS

READY

HOW

SET

GO

REMAAATCH

TF YOU MEAN HOW

**RAPECRAFT USED SEMEN SHIELD**

IM OLDER THAN YOU BITCH

ITS VERY EFFECTIVE

+60 DEFENSE

JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW STUFF I DON'T DOESN'T MEAN IM A FUCKING IDIOT

OH YE I FORGOT

IM DECENT AT MATH WHEN I TRY

HMMM

**EDP'S BELLY FAT WILL BE INEFFECTIVE FOR THE NEXT 2 MINUTES**

DO A TRIANGLE QUADRATURE

EDP'S TURN

shit

“When I try”

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEEP THOSE WORDS AWAY FROM MY EYES

NO DO IT

NOOO EDP

I DARE YOU

What tf is going on

I CAN'T

HA

IDK WTF THAT IS

HAHAAH

**EDP ACT NOW OR LOSE YOUR TURN**

edp use african army to rape

SHUT UP YOU'RE LIKE 9

IMAGINE

JAKE YOU FUCKTARD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WTF 💀💀💀💀😭

WDYM WHAT HAVE I DONE

I'M 14

CAS

CAS HELP

AND IK MORE THAN YOU

Ouch fuck

SOLVE A DIOPHANTINE EQUATION

YOU MAKING HER TALK ABOUT MATH

MY TURN

OH FUCK

SHIT

JAKE YOU CRACKER

DO IT

AMY SHUT THE FUCK UP

**RAPECRAFT USES DEEPTHROAT**

YPU’RE INTERRUPTING THE POKÉMON FIGHT, SHUT DA FUCK UP AMY

PLEASE

IT'S VERY EFFECTIVE

NO FIRST DO THEN I WILL

-500 HP

RAPECRAFT IS WINNING

deepthroat what

i have no dick

HOW

remember

EDP ACT NOW!!

MADI'S MAKING ME OD ON LOVE

DO IT

extened belly fat for shield

I WAS ABOUTTA FUCKING DIE LAST NIGHT

I GOTCHU BRO

BAHAHHAH

LEGIT COULD NOT BREATHE

IM NOT USED TO BEING HAPPY

SHUT THE FUCK UP

IMAGIEN

NO FIRST DO IT

**BELLY SHIELD IS NOW DEACTIVATED**

IMAGINE

Oh fuck

Bro wrote me an entire fuckin essay, then a paragraph in all caps

**RAPECRAFT USED ACID LACTATION**

BURN NIGGA BURN

ITS VERY EFFECTIVE

Me neither lmfao

edp puts all of his obesity on rape craft

ITS VERY EFFECTIVE

What in the wattpad is going on

x2 − y2 = z3 SOLVE

NOW

**RAPECRAFT'S ACID CAUSES EDP TO STUMBLE BACK**

**EDP IS STUNNED!**

DO PELL'S EQUATION

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE Z FOR

i cant get up

OOOH NOOO EDP

EDP GET UP

**RAPECRAFT USES MOLTEN CUMSHOT**

its a diophantine equation numbnuts

i cant

MELT NIGGA MELT

GET UP BRO GET UP

NOOOOOO EDPP

**EDP'S ARM IS MELTED OFF**

I to light that said dopamine

**THAT WAS HIS MASTURBATING ARM!**

integer

NOT HIS DICKRUB ARM

AMY DO YOU KNOW AVOCADO’S NUMBER

avogrado?

edp sends army of fellow pedos to steal rapecrafts family members

EDP HAS ONLY 10% OF HIS HEALTH WHILE RAPECRAFT HAS 60%

YEAAAAH GET HIM EDP

NOOOOOOOOOO MY FAMILY

do you mean avagrado?

**RAPECRAFT IS DEMORALIZED AND STUNNED**

AVOCADO

RIP RC’S FAMILY

🥑🥑🥑

NOW'S EDP'S CHANCE TO BITE BACK

GET HIM EDP

MY LITTLE SISTER?!?!?

avagrado's number is 6.023 X 1023

WHY HER?!?!?

edp remembers he is doing this for 12 year old girls so he starts eating bigmacs and weighs 9999999999999999 pounds

equivalent to one mole

NOT THE SISTER

OOOH SHIT HE PULLED OUT THE BIG MACS

edp now simpily sits on rapecraft

YOURE A MOLE

Hih

i see

Mole

RAPECRAFT IS FLATTENED

**RAPECRAFT IS IMMEDIATELY KILLED, ALL 208 BONES BROKEN!**

**EDP HAS WON!**

WTF 💀💀💀

VICTORY GOES TO EDP!!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

yes, yes, now send me little girls as my reward

not The Weeknd playing as I watch this happen

**RAPECRAFT'S SOUL LEAVES HIS BODY AND DESCENDS TO HELL**

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You good bro

Wait hold on there a second EDP

No

Those are MY 13 year old girls

If you want them you'll have to get through me

RAPEBLOX???

Yes it's me

The legendary rapeblox

Where tf is rapenite

Come taste my Ro-cock

RAPE SHADOW LEGENDS

I raped him to death

Damn

He died of instestinal blockage and was waterlogged by my semen

NOW EDP will suffer the same fate

TASTE MY RO-COCK EDP

RAPE DEAD REDEMPTION II

RAPE OF DUTY

Hey feller

BAHAHAHHA

Come here boah

LET ME TELL YOU ALL MY SAD BACKSTORY

Dutch took my horse and put it in Pearsons stew

Except his penis because and I quote "it was gross"

So I stiched my horsie's penis to mine

Now you're gonna have to taste it

COME HERE BOAH

MARIO KART RAPE DELUXE

RAPE-MAN

FIVE RAPES AT FREDDY'S

RAPESIDENT EVIL

THE RAPE OF US 2

RAPO COMBAT EVOLVED

GOD OF RAPE

PARAPPIST THE RAPIST

UNDERTAIL

SILENT RAPE

MASS RAPE

NAH THIS ONE THO LMFAO

BATMAN RAPE CITY

TITRIZZ

DONKEY DONG

KICK PUNCH TURN AND CHOP THE DOOR

AND SLAM YOUR EX DOWN TO THE FLOOR

im back