Ethan, tf you say, broski?

idk what did he say

BUMS

waza

RYAN

SPEAK

oh brother

hi guys

oh sister hi opal 😁

HYPHEN SPEAK

SPEAK BUM

H

HERE

good boi

rollover

.

ok

lmao

'

oi

a fight happened in my scoo

spill the drama

its 8 and a beluga girl jumped another one

that's wild

ight

you wanna know sum

there friends jumped in and it messed up the whole cafeteria

yee

the food.

so like

dk when I was like 8

was in the bathroom

it was filled fr

so like

was using one of da floating toilet things and

turned around

saw this kid right behind like bro was watching me fr

said "yo man you wanna use the bathroom too?"

jit attacked for no reason

...

his nails were long asf fr

so like

I don't like fighting

it was my first fight

he wanted to share the bathroom with u ?

so I just grabbed bros hair and started attacking him

then bro powered up fr and I said "hell no" walked out the bathroom

BTW NO ONE HELPED

LIKE 10 KIDS IN THE BOYS BATHROOM

SOME WAY BIGGER THEN BOTH OF US.

and nah

I had to go out

my mom was there

saw my face

long story short

we moved schooled and my mom got a restraint order

yk

first time I saw my mom mad

jit wanted to grab the kid

me make new post

whoop him

grab the parents too

ight

to this day

I wonder

WHY TF DID BRO ATTACK ME.

LIKE IF HE WANTED TO USE THE BATHROOM JIT COULD HAVE ASKED.

anyways I'm yapping speak

what the new post ?

nothing

wym

hi ethannnnnnnn

hru

eh

???

ryan its my new post

because APPARENTLY

wazzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hyphen

wym

hyphen

also ngl

I hope Kayla's ok

there no post

worstjokesever.com/community/p/account-clarification

dumbass

she crashed a motorcycle

she okay ?

( dirt bike I ment)

yh

she alr she js cant game on tsbg

Oh shit maybe she tried to kill herself....

( excuses fr

lmao I've don't that

done that

I crashed a quad into a fence once

she said it was

lmao

u wanna something funny my brothers done

she hit sum 2 hard

I found her Facebook account

and flew

cool

and apparently her brother ran away in 2022 after leaving 3 scuicide notes

😭

I love the internet

bro no 1 gives a fuck y u brining past shi bru

I tried ramping off one of those contruction site rocks

I'm not Im just an internet sleuth

and ate shit as soon as the bike hit the ground

loserr

better than Liam

his dumb ass fell in a big ass hole

when I was little I tripped over sand bags on my bike and almost got ran over by a car

still love em tho

bro

how'd you get a girrafe

I was 5

and at a zoo

I tried petting it but sense I'm a dipshit 5 year old I hit it and it head butted me

that's wild

I love giraffes tho

same

why tf is their necks so fucking long

most of my injuries are caused by me being dumb

I can tell

skinny ahh niga

REAL

worstjokesever.com/community/p/guess-who-s-in-the-hospital-2

oh

most of mine are random fr

what classifies someone as skinny

I've never broken a bone tho

I mean I'm DEFINETLEY not skinny but I dont think I'm like a fatass

I have lmao

Im not gonna say

if u can see ribs there super skinny

wdym

alr well hope wtv it is you get better dk

my brother is a fucking stick

ty lol

I'm not that skinny

u cant see my ribs

I legit broke a arm and lowkey was pushed down the stairs and broke my hand ;-;

I used to be very thin as a kid but when I hit puberty I kinda didn't anymore

yw

I broke my wrist

I was 8

I've never sprained/broken any bum

and then my pedo PE teacher picked me up

also guys

you can have a background image now

I used to be a chubby boy and in the cheeks but when I hit puberty at 11 I was just a normal boy not that skinny or chubby

I broke my left leg

uh

efnnnn

then he walked into the girls locker room WHILE I WAS FUCKING NAKED

oh

w

yeah

Ethan make this your pfp

x

m

,

m

k

ll

lllll

llll

girl what are you doing.

brb

check my back image

-skull-

klnknj

innnnnihjnnigaoind

boring ahh

bbbrrrrrbbbbbb

make it freaky

back

my keyboard fucked up

womp

ethan

wormp

how tf u fuck up a new computer

wanna hear my song

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........

I didn't even say yes or no yet

I didnt break I t

Yes means yes and no also means yes

u can change how ur keyboard types

women

no shit

gigga na

b can mean m

...

I'm bored speak

...

…

lowkey someone said I sound black

someone else said I sound like a pedo -skull-

idk what u soung like

w background

who skull

ty

lmao

pretty sure someone from wje said I sound like a pedo and then my friends said I sound black fr

I'm bored

i want a bmw

if I remember it was donut or sum else

DAWG MY WJE BUGGING I NEEDA REFRESH TO SEE COMMENTS

I w

I cant drive

m too blind

guys you didn’t eee that

...

facts

ss

SS

that was elijah

ss

no

guys

is the n word allowed

look what Elijah said

nah

unless it's funny

that's what Cosmo said

what about no hard r

hahhaaha

plssssssss

hyphen ik wht u sent me on discord

don't try me

+ ik u

ooooooooooooo

what makes a furry black ?

wtf

its a dog

wanna see gay Elijah clips?

yes

I need black mail

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

doxxing?

PUT IT BACK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

huh

anime stuff

remember tht

oh

YEAHHHHHhhhh

Nahhh(💀)

damn some kind of sleeper agent pass phrase it that

ɯnq sᴉɥ uᴉ uǝɯ sǝʞᴉʅ uɐɥʇǝ

AG IS BACK

WHO DAT

NO

NOOO

that's Elijah btw

no?

don't u lie

I got more

i dont even say chat

you do

day

kinda gay

workout

lies

I lowkey used to say chat

see

u stole my chromebook

lies

lmao

SOMETIMES YOU ASKED ME

ALSO REMEMBER LOUNGE

no

I don't remember that

not yoi

you

Ethan

our dms

yes

worth it

EXACTLY

STFU

Ight

I got more stuff bru especially the blue haired 1 tht was supposed 2 be finished but was the red hair one

how i clipped ethan in tsbg

wym

who

Elijah js said u looked like AG a lil bit

look top is Eli middle Ethan bottom hyphen

he's gonna deny it

he does

o

h

ELI UR 456

don't even know what ag looks like

wait

one second

nah Eli is Thanos tbh

remember when u yelled I've played these games before

I'm 456 lwk

Sales man

die

lmao

who the fuck is that

doxxing?

doxxing?

That's AG

he look like my uncle Ryan

Wait

doxxing?

Ethan

step uncle

DOXXING?

doxxing?

Ethan how long do strikes last for

a month

Oh fuck.

ohhhhhhhhhhh

OK

Welp

sumin in trouble

opal youve been banned 7 times lol, why would we give you warnings

I'll let it slide 1 time

I have a boyfriend..........

that's it

YES

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE LMAO

BADdddd kittennnnnnnnn

Someone send me it in snap or discord fr

Wild

lmao

js trollin

anyways we have a reason to ban now

im not

u corrupt Eli

how?

what would robocop say

opal would have gotten shot by robocop

got itchy trigger finger

u would too tbh

not really

cuz its opal

yeah

ion got no crimes against me

loser

die

...

yh u cant prove shit

I HATED MY 1st grade TEACHER