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its 8 and a beluga girl jumped another one

there friends jumped in and it messed up the whole cafeteria

Face mcshooty

there friends jumped in and it messed up the whole cafeteria

the food.

was using one of da floating toilet things and

saw this kid right behind like bro was watching me fr

said "yo man you wanna use the bathroom too?"

he wanted to share the bathroom with u ?

so I just grabbed bros hair and started attacking him

then bro powered up fr and I said "hell no" walked out the bathroom

we moved schooled and my mom got a restraint order

LIKE IF HE WANTED TO USE THE BATHROOM JIT COULD HAVE ASKED.

The Esteemed One

I hope Kayla's ok

what happened to kayla ?

Face mcshooty

what happened to kayla ?

she "is in the hospital" apparently

The Esteemed One

Oh shit maybe she tried to kill herself....

no it was prob an accident

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I crashed a quad into a fence once

u wanna something funny my brothers done

and apparently her brother ran away in 2022 after leaving 3 scuicide notes

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I tried ramping off one of those contruction site rocks

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bro no 1 gives a fuck y u brining past shi bru

I'm not Im just an internet sleuth

and ate shit as soon as the bike hit the ground

Face mcshooty

and ate shit as soon as the bike hit the ground

when I was little I tripped over sand bags on my bike and almost got ran over by a car

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I almost got bit by a rattlesnake back in California , I killed it with a shovel

I almost got bit by a scorpion in Mexico

The Esteemed One

I almost got bit by a scorpion in Mexico

shit I got head butted by a giraffe

I tried petting it but sense I'm a dipshit 5 year old I hit it and it head butted me

most of my injuries are caused by me being dumb

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I can tell

REAL

Face mcshooty

most of my injuries are caused by me being dumb

most of mine are random fr

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skinny ahh niga

what classifies someone as skinny

I mean I'm DEFINETLEY not skinny but I dont think I'm like a fatass

The Esteemed One

what classifies someone as skinny

if u can see ribs there super skinny

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Im not gonna say

wdym

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Im not gonna say

alr well hope wtv it is you get better dk

Face mcshooty

if u can see ribs there super skinny

my brother is a fucking stick

The Esteemed One

my brother is a fucking stick

I'm not that skinny

I legit broke a arm and lowkey was pushed down the stairs and broke my hand ;-;

I used to be very thin as a kid but when I hit puberty I kinda didn't anymore

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ty lol

yw

Hyphen (Cope)

I legit broke a arm and lowkey was pushed down the stairs and broke my hand ;-;

I broke my wrist

The Esteemed One

I used to be very thin as a kid but when I hit puberty I kinda didn't anymore

I used to be a chubby boy and in the cheeks but when I hit puberty at 11 I was just a normal boy not that skinny or chubby

The Esteemed One

and then my pedo PE teacher picked me up

uh

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you can have a background image now

efnnnn

Hyphen (Cope)

uh

then he walked into the girls locker room WHILE I WAS FUCKING NAKED

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what

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someone else said I sound like a pedo -skull-

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gigga na

w background

Face mcshooty

who skull

pretty sure someone from wje said I sound like a pedo and then my friends said I sound black fr

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DAWG MY WJE BUGGING I NEEDA REFRESH TO SEE COMMENTS

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nah

what about no hard r

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what makes a furry black ?

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damn some kind of sleeper agent pass phrase it that

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BRO HE LOOK LIKE HYPHEN KINDA

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look top is Eli middle Ethan bottom hyphen

remember when u yelled I've played these games before

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bad kitten

ss

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bad kitten

I have a boyfriend..........

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I'll let it slide 1 time

YES

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how?

got itchy trigger finger

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opal would have gotten shot by robocop

u would too tbh

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ion got no crimes against me

...

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π‡π²π©π‘πžπ§ (world-weary)
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I HATED MY 1st grade TEACHER

π‡π²π©π‘πžπ§ (world-weary)

SAME THEY FAILED ME.

NAH MINE WAS RACIST AS FUCK

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its not even passing period loser

yeah my clone is acoustic

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What was that

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6 fights at are school and it ain't even lunch time

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ryan

yorpis

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this with a matte wrap

would

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search up futa

ELI NO

π’€° π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Άπ–“π–Žπ–Œπ–π–™ π’€°

now search up the definition of iglooing

HYPHEN DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP

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die

ethan I told ryan smash or pass he said smash to all (they were femboys lmao)

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is to save everyday until eternity passes away as I spend it with uuuuuuuuuuuuu

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo