Ethan's New Friends Quest

hi sah

hey

gay

hey jaz

well should i say wifey

bc u on my bio as a wifey

What’s happening?

My name’s RhymeKing

hi hru

i followed u

Thank you

I followed you too

yw

thank you very much

No problem

They said I’ve fallen

slay

HEY WIFEYYY HRUUUU

GOOD HRU

hi rhyme kind

*king

IM DOING OKAY

pur

I MISSED U ALL DAY WIFEYY

osmoc iH

HI SAH

me too lol

LMAO

Jazzy what is ur real name irl

Mines iss Maddy

GUYS GUESS WHAT

WHAT

I DONT HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

period

WAHT

why?

LUCKY

May 1 is a holiday

Fr

IKRRR

Whichhh

YYAYAYAYAYY

That was very stupid of you to reveal that information, I once again rest my case.

Idk, hold on, I will look it up

Alrr

where do you live bro?

Germany

Ohhh

are you german?

WHATTT

No, I'm not

oh are you a military child?

💀💀

?

Wait but that's cool I didn't know anyone other than keo was out the US

Uhm?

IMA HAVE KIDSSSS

JKJKJk

EWWW KIDSS

REAL

There is no way you’ll have kids.

Y

Is one of your parents in the military?

No??

Why??

oh

I don't understand it

What the hell does that even mean?

Real

Fr😭

i kinda dont like kids neither does my bf

...

fr tho

I find that second part hard to believe.

WTF

it true bruh

Perfect match

fr

this is basically what a military child is

I HATE kids

SAME

ohh

You are a kid.

lmao I made a meme about it on my page

no im a teen

fr

kids r 12 and under

ik

13 is preteen

I'm a teenager

no

we all r I think

12 is a preteen

ehhh kindaaa

same

same

same

You are a kid. No grown teen would send pictures of themselves to random internet strangers repeatedly, and reveal your actual name.

...

bs

:/

my friend 19

PQGAHSHSGSH😭😭

she does it too

ghoul is Lowkey an idiot

That is bullshit.

nope

right

She’s 19. You’re 15”

OMG JUST SHUT TF FUCK UP ALREADY

fr

No

periodddddd

YES BITCH

slay

the

day

Someone’s angry.

AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY

I mean u are being a dick Soo...

YES SO WHAT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

No, I’m good.

ew its one of those "cope and seethe🤓"

lol

:/ SHUT UP

those type r so annoying and they always think they're cool

AND STOP BEING A DICKHEAD

fr

Another day another slay PERIODDDD

slayyyy

sla yuh

Ugh

ugh

anoder day another victory for the ogs

guysguyss I'ma get a debit card soonnn

online shopping yayy

THE GHOUL MAKING ME MAD BC THEY BEING A HOLE DICKHEAD

ooop

YAYAYAYAYAYAA

YASSSSSSSSSSS

ikrrr

I already got what I want in ss

SHOPPING IS THERAPY

oh hey arson hru

FR

oh I'm good wbyy

fine

Showww ussss

If you want ofc

ofccc

Nope

lemme get on my phone rqq

yassssssssss

cuteee

YAYAYAYAYA

KITTY

Do u want one guys

I’m not being a dickhead, I’m just saying you lack common sense and two working brain cells.

i got neworns too

Awwwww cuteeee (still dogs on top)

No bitch

You really like that word dont ya?

true

Nah shithead

This is oneee

purrrr

purr

What does pur mean😭

Stuff like this>>>

You’re embarrassing yourself.

FR THO

FRFRRR OMGGG ITS SO PRETTYYYY

Oh wait I thought it was directed at ghoul

It’s like a catcall

Ghoul is embarrassing not u cupcake 😭😭

Ah, oke, thank youuu

Don’t sweat it

WAIT BUT GUYS LOOK AT THESE PANTSSS

THYRE SO CUTE

I want them

Where’s that Ingenious fellow? He’s smarter than all of you combined, except the one from Germany.

give them to me

hehehehe

I got a lot of screenshots of stuff like this

Idk where he is

bro go back to where ever the fuck you came from

FRFR

what does Germany got to do w anything

Nope

can u have a normal conversation??

Who invited youu

fr

like hi how was ur day?? not kys ur an idiot???

The one from Germany, #StayatHome. She’s smarter so she’s not included.

fr

smarter then you that for sure

dude what did I do 💀

I never told anyone to kill themselves, don’t you go putting words in my mouth.

yea but ur aggressive for no reason

just chill

its not that deep

Your blatant stupidity and ignorance is aggravating.

._.

ok

You can just call me SaH

Noted

dayum

anyways

not dude describing himself

FR

lol

yk when they pull up with full punctuation they r either assholes or mad

and he's both lmao

righttt

wait I forgot to ask hruuu

(ghoul take notes this is how u interact w ppl)

lol

Back

hii

HIII

uwu

mayyy

MAMAS

ey bb

bbgg

<3333

uys my g key doesn't work

neither dose my h

oop

LMAOO

I ave to copy and paste or oauto correct

neither dose my backspace skey

damn

💀

I'ma buy u a new computer bbg

ples

its a school computer

a lost function rip

school computers are asssssss

uyu

yea

omf kms

frr

utits just tis computer

not my other secret one

rawr

woof

grrrrr

BBG

s

I slapped my brother

ima o eat ice cream

kk

ill be on later

byeeeeee

cause jassywassy we otta talkkª~

nier

ok

Yu.my

yummy

Talk to you kater

later

lol

I’m in algebra rn

Doing nothin

:(

womp womp

EXSCTLY

It’s such a womp womp moment

lol hi gus

fr

Hi jass:D

wso

Hi cosmoa

hi cosmo

Bro this guy snoozing asf next to me

Bro is out !!

🗣️🔥🔥

W

Poor guy

I just realized what the song lyrics were from animals by maroon 5

wtf

I got called during algebra class

😭

to do what?

My friends are killing each other…? Idk she wanted consent for someone to send a picture or something??

I have no idea what was going on

had

wth

that's wow

Yeah

Oh! && people were still taking a test so

I kinda Had to just not talk lol

lol

Im in sol boot camp and I hate it

BACK BITCHES

#LIGHTWORKNOREACTION

EZ STAAR

WB DIPSHIT

idk when he will be on lmao

I was talking to you dumbas

bru

Jazzyyy

Wsp

hi toast

hi ethan

and toast

Wassup guys

Can’t handle my rhymes

Hey cosmo

don't be like rap boat pls

Who is that guy?

I bet he can’t rhyme

It is rapboat lol

omfg

You are WRONG

So suck my dong

it is him

im a fukcing genious

Cap

Hear me out

for 3 years ive finished all my staars which are supposed to take 6hrs max and i take mine before an entire hour and i fucking pass them all for the last 3 years im a fucking genious

ok u are smart but not a genious

then im rlly smart

its like tht secret smart where they act like there not smart but really are

But can you rhyme?

If not, that’s a CRIME

fr

oml it is rapboat

why a crime? when others can't rhyme?

No i’m NOT

But I get that a lot

there is no time for a crime for no rhyming?

Yes u are

Alright, fine, maybe it’s TRUE

Rhyming is something you CAN do

But I am NOT Rapboat

That’s why jazzy is an asshole

ur definitely rapboat

?

Ethan what did u say

lol

Why did you delete?

The image wasn’t complete

....

u is fr rapboat

Wha

fr

wsg gus

That’s a lie!

I’m not that guy!

I’ll probably be afk cuz we have a project to do :( I h8 it idk

ANYONE HAVE LIKE SITES THT CAN EDIT PHOTOS

But what == goodie my gang!

AND REPLACE THEM

damn

I do

I have google sites

imagine

😨

SLIDE

still being in school

PLZ

NEEDED

I uave google slides

Bbut I am :(

I'm not ehehhehe

You need MORE school

Your brain has no fuel

my brain has no fuel bc of school

Ok I gotta lock in to get this done gang!!

Talk to yall later 🔥🔥🔥

ok bye

Erm-

CHARLIEEEEEEE HIIIIII

HEYY BBG <33

IM TIRED AFFFFFFFF

someone said I was funny

u are funny

go sleep?

WANNA SEE WHAT I DID TO MY HAIR TDY

It’s probably ugly!

Like a wet puppy

guys is rhymeking a rapboat alt

yes

okay !

jasmssin

Ew, yuck!

I’d rather step in muck

ok

bro everyone's seen ur face

hi rapboat

hi may!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Damn I just missed it :(

it ate

I js don't like my face in that picture

SHUT UP, LIKE DAMN!!!!!

L

I’m NOT that man

i'd rather not

rhyme king talk about silver

Alr

rhyme called me and asshole

magic

My rhymes are smooth like BUTTER

But why should i speak about that color?

I mean ik I am but like

cause I like the color silver, maybe do purple instead?

Ok, fine

You win this time!

Purple is cool

It makes me DROOL

no no

???

ryme something with the color purple.

nurple

I like purple

nigg__

oop

It’s so verbal!

...

I put my verbal purple gerbil next to my turtle

CHARLIE MCKNIGHT

Yuh

OH MB AUTO CORRECT

nahhh

DELETE THAT RN

autocorrect go hard r

I meant to say

nanomachines.

u can get banned for that

oh well

lol

it was auto correct we good

GUYS GEUSS WAHT

IM OFF FUCKING PROBATIONN GUYS IM SO FUCKING HAPPY

yay good job !!

guys

someone didn't wanna read my story introduction

so I said if they didn't I was gonna cry

so they did

and rated it 7/10

ur dumbass is gonna go back on probation

Pew!

no

I agree with jasmin

You went to jail?

That’s a fail

lol

no dummy

i was on probation

not jail

MOMMY

why were u even on probation anyway?

So what’s it like in prison?

Ethan was on probation for not having a green card

Don’t drop the soap while rinsin’!

nahhhhh

?

And you complain when I say it smh

urs are random af

damn

asshole

ur name is realated too u pervy sage

bitch

ethan^^

W ur goofy ahhh

lol

a quote on quote terroistic threat tht i never made

jassy

I HATE ANIME

what did u say?

Why is it on display

?

call

i didn't say nun

they said i said sum

a kmeet?

mm

wtf