Enthusiastic Hello

damn

hi

oh ok nvm

hello hey, fucking hi

oh hi again

hi

I feel like we take more in total on the doc than on wje

oh well

maybe we're the reason that wje is dying

lmao maybe

gotta bring the yapping on here

maybe

ebyam

but at the same time some of our yapping should specifically be only our yapping

lmao yes all the super personal and secret convos we have

yeah

like on braces n music n stuff lmao

yes thats super personal

no one here knows i like music

i totally never talk about it

fr

or the fact that you have weird rashes on our eyes

*ur

lmfao

well maybe that's a bit more personal but yeah

hey ppl here arent allowed to know i have eyes its gonna give away my identity

cosmo guess what

what

oops mb

i made my homescreen on my phone christmasy

smhhhhh

and that's supposed to mean what exactly?

its christmasy

Nah

oh shit that's actually cool

That’s easterly

tytyty

oh yeah duh

with a hint of halloweenly

and kwanza

*kwanzaly

but no christmas

why

Gng it’s November

like js why

mhm

it sure is

i blame my early christmasness on my singing teacher

cus normally i dont do anything christmas until december

Ppl Lwk call me a UNC cuz my bd was recently and now im a unc

you not unc

happy late bday tho

Caveman

im a little girl wdym

“You not unc”

Your not a UNC*

*youre

You were waiting weren’t you

muahaha

your ancestors?

...

Yup

Yall like spiderman

mhm

ok Ms hallelujah

(:

smh you wish you could hallelujah like i do

pew. pew pew. pew. pew pew pew

woah get webbed eli

I can hallelujah in the original tongue

idc

i can hallelujah nicely

Yall wanna match Spider-Man Christmas pfps

There’s 4

I can hallelujah accurately

sure

Pussy

*pussovitch

Your gonna be miles cosmo

wait what the pfp look like

i wanna see it

1

2

3

4

5

rey be that one

LMAO

YESSSSS

Gng I’m skinny fytb

and pfp stuff reminds me that apod.nasa.gov is back up from the govt shutdown so I can get new pfps now so yay

gng if ur skinnier then im an anal bead

What

I’m not skinnier than you you fuck ass skeleton, I’m js skinny

how does this look?

cosmo

okay but how big is it

hm?

did you seriously just switch our your space pfp

for another space pfp

yeah

u do any sports?

hm?

eli?

I climb

damn i didnt know being skinny was this deep

tuff

wow being active must be crazy

eli has a beer belly btw

built like this mf

LMAO

actually no ts more accurate

how does mine look now?

kinky

sexy

guy

ohhhh

prolly an edgar or smth

worse

frank

On everything he’s lying matter of fact I’m finna take a pic and show yall

sure sure

ill post a pic of my belly

Uh yea? You said a long time ago you didn’t care

wait thats kinda weird nvm

ik some yall got a fetish over bellies

WHEN

HAVE I EVER SAID TS

o feel like i recall you saying that

deadass

WHEN HAVE THOSE WORDS COME OUT OF MY MOUTH

crazy

He tried using reverse psychology

wat

never happened

sure

??

Gaslighting scammer

lying chink

Did you swim from your island to India? Is that why your so good at swimmingv

?

bro 😭

lmfao

india? why would I got there?

*go

cu youre a scammer duh

Cuz your ass hates showering

nga im tried of repeating ts

“No son, we can’t use soap, if you use soap you disgrace”

im SRI LANKAN we take SHOWERS we MAD CLEAN

look up sri lanka rn the beaches hella clean

eli how long u shower

them ppl look dirty

45 mins

Like lwk

thats crazy wtf

Yo stfu I enjoy hot showers

Let me relax for once

okay 45 mins if I wash my hair but if it's on a reg day wtf are u doing in the shower man...

beating it??

brotha why yall taking 45 min showers

what can yall possibly be doing for 45 min

20 mins max and I take hot showers too

I GOT A VALID REASON it's to wash my thick ass hair

dont know what this mf eli doing tho

okok fair ig

Gc material

I think abt alot

real but 45 mins tho...

thats still like

a really long time

Gng I got a toxic gf I think abt ALOT

why are you with her then

sigh

Eh

uhhh firstly the right person will like you, you have time to find someone better, and second you deserve someone always awesome not always

wtv floats ur boat gng

*sometimes

i cant talk rn

but yk what i mean

eli ur east asian too u alr got a boost

dont settle js cus you dont think you can get anyone else

So why we lying

what lie did i say

That isn’t how the world works

girl

eli u brainwashed gng

theres someone out there who will love you for who you are and will be happy enough with you that they wont want to fucking watch porn while in a relationship.

there are better ppl than that

you deserve someone better than that

everyone does

I’m realistic

💯

Especially w sum1 like me

oh shut up with the "someone like me" bs

my goodness gracious

Lwk if only you knew what actually went down

Rey knows

No joke, like sum1 popular could do ts

well unless you enlighten me i stand by what i said

I am bottom of the barrel twin

I’m good..

"realistic" and yet u can't decide if your girl watching porn in a relationship is normal

😭

no u aint gng u don even know me

then i stand by what i said

simple

GANG YOU KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Sybau

yeah ik but u said u were "realistic"

eh

I am

How am I not

that doesnt necessarily mean much depending on who the girls were

ur not

They were his type

then damn thats crazy

they were the right girls js the wrong time

He js ghosted them cuz he didn’t wanna be awkward

couldnt even imagine that bro

THTS NOT WHT HAPPENED

brotha

kindaish

my gosh

“Kindaish”

crazy

it wasn't awkward it was going well till i got grounded and I was forced to ghost them

only guys ive had fight over me was my abusive ex and a guy who now lives the "sdrr lifestyle" (his words not mine)

lu?

wth does tht mean

AND THEN YOU CONTINUED TO GHOST THEM WHEN U GOT UR PHONE BACK

sdrr?

you aint ready for this

wtf does that mean

oh boy

you aint ready

fucking

"sex, drugs, and rock and roll"

...

i actually wanted to kms when he said that

yeah but by then it felt too long

i still talk w them sometimes after practice but it aint like b4

that better not have been lu........................

HELL NO

oh hell naw 😭

How edgy

mhm

and then he sent a selfie of him in black skull tshirt

doing a peace sign

from the overhead angel

Sold the bag soooo hard

You block him? Lmao

feel like eli would do smth like tht

i told him i was going on a trip and would text him when i got back and then i js never texted back

he was weird af

YO FUCK WE TALKING BOUT?

listen idrc tbh it aint the right time

I AM THE MODT INNOCENT KID

he also randomly texted me, and i memorized this verbatim

OUT OF EVERYONE IN MY GROUPS

"i cut myself shaving my captains quarters"

i was 14 and he was 16

btw

eli can I send the kirkified pic of u?

on here

oh gosh

No

booooo

Should js block the guy

this was several years ago

Oh shi ur 17

UNC

im a little girl.

Sure twin

bro i got a calendar for next year the other day and was filling out bdays n shit

no

im not

im

holy wtf i js realized my bd is in 3 days 😭

a fresh loaf of bread

whaaaaaattttttttt

mines in

289 days

I would’ve got sum if u told me sooner

haha

do you not write down ppls bdays

nah its fine

well i aint counting down yet

its in fuckin september

I was finna say sum outrageous shi

yh hope not idk anybody who would be obsessed w their bd tht much

say it

I’ll give you a pic of you in a jar w sum special sauce in it for your bd

thatd be rlly weird llmao

crazy

DAMMIT I SHOULD'VE TOLD U SOONER

yh

Anyways yall wanna match or no

hmmm should i match or should i be bambi in the snow

How’d we get this deep into a convo anyway

idk lmao

You don’t talk to much ppl do you

me?

Yes

not rlly lmao

Like texting wise

i have like 3 ppl i text daily

that ik irl

Damn

Are you js on this site to talk to ppl

yeah why else would i be here

Idfk to talk to little kids?

little kids lmao

im not a pedo

Sure…

hey lmao

dead

Idk what to talk abt so it’s gonna stay dead

fun

what a wonderful lively conversation

anyone there

im bored

Wazza

hiii

Wazzaaaaaa

Case went cold tbh

lmaooo

what exactly were you even tryna figure out

Where he knows me from really

ohhhh

Trying to find connections

To the murder dundundun

woahhhhhhh

lmao

Hru

i’m ok hbu

Good

nice nice

Got hot coco so I'm pretending to be a detective at dinner

Diner

lmaoo

hot coco is so good

Fr